- 7/5/2025
Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:17Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:23Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:27Yeah, my name is George.
00:31Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:38Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:42Oh, no, um...
00:44Let me guess, no money?
00:46I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:48Starving actor?
00:51Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
00:55Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
00:58Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:02Just get out of here.
01:05Go.
01:06Okay.
01:09Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:15Nothing?
01:16Nothing.
01:17What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:19She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:23Let me see that.
01:28This looks like a marriage license.
01:31You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:34You should have read the fine print.
01:37You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:40Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:43Whore!
01:45You do, however, get child support.
01:48Wait, what?
01:49I'm sorry.
01:50That's the law.
01:52Oh, fuck the law.
01:54Andy, you're having an affair with your secretary?
02:07I want a divorce.
02:08I think it's time you find your own place.
02:10Fine, I want a divorce.
02:12I'm a horrible mother.
02:42Okay.
02:46My sketches?
02:47Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:50Delilah, you're a housewife.
02:52You're not a designer.
03:00Perfect.
03:03Roland!
03:04There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:12I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:33Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:43The fuck?
03:44You need to get out of my room.
03:45I said you need to get out of my room.
03:51Everyone out!
03:53This is my house.
03:54This is my life.
03:55So get out!
03:58Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
03:59Alright, people. Party's over.
04:01Let's go.
04:03Party's over.
04:12Hey George. Welcome back.
04:13Hey.
04:14Hey George, welcome back.
04:38Hey, this is the money that I owe you.
04:44What can I get for you?
04:47I'll take a black coffee.
04:48Coffee?
04:49Yeah.
04:50Sure.
04:51Be back with that.
04:53Okay.
04:54Let me guess, acting not going so well?
05:01I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:05I don't believe in love.
05:08Fine.
05:09I want a divorce.
05:10Did you hear him?
05:11I ruined my son.
05:12Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to hire himself.
05:17Just try to keep your heart open, if not for yourself or Benji.
05:21I think I have an idea.
05:23Okay.
05:24What is that?
05:25I want to hire you.
05:28You want to hire me?
05:30To pretend to be in love with me.
05:32An acting gig.
05:34I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:38You know?
05:39A happy couple.
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Yeah.
05:42I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:47What do you say?
05:48Deal.
05:49Deal.
05:50Deal.
05:51Deal.
05:52Alright.
05:53Come on.
05:54Two more.
05:55Last one.
05:56Okay.
05:57Good work.
05:58Good work.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Hey, can I tell you something?
06:02Well, that's never good.
06:03You ready?
06:04As ready as I could be.
06:13I'm gonna be an actor.
06:14You what?
06:15Look.
06:16Some waitress- Someone needed my help and I agreed.
06:20You ready?
06:21As ready as I could be.
06:24I'm going to be an actor.
06:26You what?
06:27Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:32You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:35Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:39And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:45Totally normal request.
06:47Look, man, I just need something.
06:48Okay, something different.
06:51You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:52I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
06:55Okay, so let me get this straight.
06:57You got hired to pretend to be some waitress' boyfriend?
07:01Yeah.
07:02Okay, crazy things have happened.
07:05I got your back, boss.
07:07Thanks, Dino.
07:08And you'll see, she's great.
07:09Whatever you say, boss.
07:11Another set?
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:20No idea what you're doing.
07:22I...
07:22What's this?
07:25Oh, no.
07:27Let's do.
07:28It's not good.
07:29Urgent child support.
07:40Last notice of child support must pay.
07:43We'll not be paying that.
07:53I don't know.
07:54Oh, fuck.
08:02Fuck.
08:03No, no, no, no.
08:06Fuck, no.
08:10Hello, Delilah.
08:15You look quite nice tonight.
08:19Why, thank you, George.
08:25You look quite nice as well.
08:33Why, thank you, George.
08:34You look quite nice, too.
08:37Can I offer you something to drink?
08:42No, thank you.
08:47I'm fine.
08:53This is gonna be great.
08:57Okay.
09:01Come on, Benji.
09:02Come on.
09:04You can do it, Benji.
09:05Come on.
09:07Come on, Benji.
09:08Hit the ball for once.
09:10Let's go, Benji.
09:13You're doing great.
09:15Hey, Tony.
09:17Hey, Delilah.
09:19Looking good as always.
09:22Looking good as always.
09:23Somebody likes you.
09:24Shut up.
09:25All right, Benji.
09:26He does.
09:27Nice with that dribble.
09:29Nice.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:37That's him.
09:38That's him.
09:40Delilah.
09:42That's who?
09:44Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:49Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:51He's coming over.
09:53What are you talking about?
09:54Hey, George.
09:55Hey, Delilah.
10:02Oh, for Christ's sake.
10:03Man up, boy.
10:04Don't say that.
10:06Oh, my God.
10:06Can I go?
10:07I'm so bored.
10:09Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:10Thank God.
10:11I have a mini-pedi.
10:12Come on.
10:12Let's get out of here.
10:14You don't want to say hi to him?
10:16No.
10:18It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:20Who the fuck are you?
10:22I'm George.
10:23I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:24Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:31Yes.
10:32Yeah.
10:33We are dating.
10:35What, do they run out of pizza boys, hon?
10:38He's an actor.
10:40Oh, he's an actor.
10:41That makes it even better.
10:43Wow.
10:43You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:45Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:47You proved me wrong.
10:47What's that, bud?
10:52Nothing.
10:53We gotta get out of here.
10:55Wish you two the best.
10:58Hey, asshole!
11:01Where's the child support?
11:04Don't worry, Boopie.
11:05I'll handle it.
11:06You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:11I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:14All right, I think I'm gonna get going,
11:16but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:18Yes, yes, yes.
11:20Our date.
11:22T'es more?
11:26Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:39No, no, no, no, no.
11:40You're not supposed to do that.
11:41I'm a starving artist.
11:42They have lint on their shirts.
11:43I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:46Dino, this is the first time in my life
11:49where I can be a normal person.
11:51Nobody after my money or my status
11:54or what I can do for them.
11:56Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
11:58She just wants me to play a role.
12:01I do have to say,
12:02it's nice to see you smile again.
12:04Yeah, it's gonna be nice.
12:10You'll see.
12:11And you should take the night off.
12:13Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:16Hell no, boss.
12:17I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:20No, it'll be fine.
12:21Nobody will know who I am.
12:22That may be the case,
12:23but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:25and I ain't taking any chances.
12:27Do not follow me.
12:29Yes, boss.
12:30Later.
12:45Hey, how are you?
12:47I'm George.
12:48I'm Benji.
12:52Well, hello.
12:54Hello there.
12:55How are you?
12:56I am very excited about our date.
12:58I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:03Won't you come in?
13:05Ah, yes.
13:14Oh, my.
13:18Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:21We have a lousy landlord.
13:22Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:26Why, thank you, George.
13:29You look quite nice as well.
13:32Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:34Hi.
13:35I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:37I think it's time for you to get going.
13:39Yes.
13:40Yes.
13:40Um, yeah.
13:41What if...
13:42Yeah.
13:43Bye-bye.
13:44That was so strange.
13:46I know.
13:46Well, that didn't go too well.
13:56Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:59Maybe we should practice.
14:01That sounds good, yeah.
14:05Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:12Yeah, probably go eat.
14:16I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:19Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:20What are you going to do?
14:22Uh, same.
14:23Probably grab a bite to eat.
14:25Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:28Well, that's just silly.
14:29I mean, why don't we go together?
14:33Sure.
14:35Sounds good.
14:36Okay.
14:42So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:48Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have
14:55my happy ending.
14:58And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair.
15:07Then we got a divorce.
15:08And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:12My roof is leaking.
15:14Um, my car is useless.
15:17And I work in a diner.
15:21So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:26You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:29He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:31I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:35I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:38Yeah, of course.
15:39I will.
15:41Uh, should probably get back from our date soon.
15:49Split the bill?
15:51Yeah, sure.
15:52Split the bill.
15:55Check, please.
15:56Hey, Bernard, this is Justin.
16:07You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:11Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:14He won't pay child support.
16:16And he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:20Or he might figure out who I am.
16:22So the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:26And she can't know who I am.
16:28She thinks my name is George.
16:29Thanks, ma'am.
16:30Hey, Dino.
16:36Yes, boss.
16:37Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:40Let's fix the roof on it.
16:42Sure thing.
16:43Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:45Nothing too fancy, though.
16:46She's not that type of girl.
16:48And keep everything anonymous.
16:50You got it.
16:58What's going on?
16:59Someone about the building.
17:01They're putting on a new roof.
17:03What?
17:03Oh, my God.
17:05That's amazing, right?
17:21Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
18:21National Grid, water.
18:25Doing that one.
18:29Oh, urgent.
18:39Oh.
18:42You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:47Delinquency of child support?
18:50Anyway...
18:56We need to talk.
19:16I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:27That's her address.
19:29Find me some dirt.
19:31I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:34She's ruining my perfect life.
19:35Okay, ma'am.
19:37Okay, ma'am.
19:37You got it.
19:39Yeah.
19:40And don't mess it up.
19:41Come on.
19:42I had a good time.
19:52Yeah, it was fun.
19:54We should do it again sometime.
19:56I think we sounded really good.
19:59But we should practice some more.
20:02But we should practice some more.
20:03Just in case.
20:04Sure.
20:05That'd be great.
20:07Well, good night.
20:10Good night.
20:11Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:31Wait, what?
20:32Who?
20:33A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:35But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:38It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:41I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:47Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:49Not any that I know of.
20:52Oh, don't look at me.
20:54Look, it's got your name on it.
20:56Oh, my God.
20:59It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:03They gave me this to you as well.
21:08I guess my look is finally changing.
21:11What's 10 minus 4?
21:20You know the answer to that.
21:23Dang.
21:27Oh, shoot.
21:29I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:31George, can you get it for me?
21:33Roland's going to call.
21:34Yeah, sure.
21:35No problem.
21:36Thanks.
21:41Mission accomplished.
22:10He's asleep.
22:16What?
22:19Nothing.
22:19I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:25Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:28Sure.
22:29I think that we should practice kissing.
22:51I think that we should practice kissing.
22:54I think that would be a good idea.
22:58That.
23:09See you soon.
23:11Oh.
23:12Anyway.
23:12Oh.
23:12Oh.
23:13Oh.
23:14Oh.
23:15Oh.
23:15Oh.
23:17Oh.
23:19I think that you should practice with all of you for being a living you.
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:21Bye-bye.
23:21Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:23Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:27See you.
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