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Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17.
04:42Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:44Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh.
08:05Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:08You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:17Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:21Hey, Delilah.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:23Looking good as always.
09:25Looking good as always.
09:26Somebody likes you.
09:27Shut up.
09:28All right, Benji!
09:29He does.
09:30Nice with that dribble!
09:31Nice!
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33That's him.
09:34That's who?
09:35Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:39Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:41He's coming over.
09:42What are you talking about?
09:43Hey, George.
09:44Hey, Delilah.
09:45Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
09:48Don't say I say I'm coming up.
09:50Oh, my God, that's him.
09:51Oh, my God.
09:52That's him.
09:53That's him.
09:54Oh, my God.
09:55That's him.
09:56That's who?
09:57Uh...
09:58The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:59Delilah, what are you talking about?
10:00He's coming over.
10:01What are you talking about?
10:02Hey, George.
10:03Hey, Delilah.
10:04Oh, for Christ's sake!
10:05Man up, boy!
10:06I don't see you, Delilah.
10:07I don't see you.
10:08I say.
10:09Hey, Delilah.
10:10Don't say that. Oh my God, can I go? I'm so bored.
10:14For fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God, I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on, let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:35Yes.
10:37Yeah, we are dating.
10:40What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:48Wow, you are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
11:00Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:08Don't worry, Boopie.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19All right, I think I'm gonna get going.
11:21But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:28Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:44No, no, no, no.
11:45You're not supposed to do that.
11:46I'm a starving artist.
11:47They have lint on their shirts.
11:48I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:52Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:56Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:09Hm.
12:13Yeah.
12:14It's gonna be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:17And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner.
12:19On me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you.
12:24From a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:39Hey, how are you? I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:58Well, hello.
13:00Hello there, how are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:04I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes, thank you.
13:19Oh, my.
13:21Ah.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:28Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:30Why, thank you, George.
13:31You look quite nice as well.
13:32Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:33Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:34I think it's time for you to get going.
13:35Yes.
13:36Yes.
13:37Um, yeah.
13:38What if...
13:39Yeah.
13:40That was so strange.
13:41I know.
13:42Well, that didn't go too well.
13:43Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
13:44Maybe we should practice.
13:45That sounds good, yeah.
13:46Yeah.
13:47Uh...
13:48Uh...
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14:12So, what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our uh...
14:15supposed date?
14:20Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25Well, what are you gonna do?
14:26Uh, same.
14:27Probably.
14:28Grab a bite to eat.
14:30Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:32Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:38Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:49So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress, be the bride, have my happy ending.
15:01And then I eloped with Andy, and he had an affair, and then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking, my car is useless, and I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:29You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
15:59Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short, her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support, and he works at Lestile, but I can't fire him unless he might sue, or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:35Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:26I'll be right back.
17:43Oh, my God.
17:45Oh, my God.
17:52Oh, my God.
17:52¶¶
18:22¶¶
18:25National Grid, water...
18:28I'm dealing with that one.
18:32Oh, urgent.
18:35Oh.
18:37You are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:51Delinquency of child support?
18:56Anyway...
18:58We need to talk.
19:06I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:13What's her address?
19:14Find me some dirt.
19:16I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:23She's ruining my perfect life.
19:24Okay, ma'am.
19:25You got it.
19:26Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:27Come on.
19:28Come on.
19:29I had a good time.
19:30Yeah, it was fun.
19:31We should, um...
19:32I had a good time.
19:33We should do it again sometime.
19:34We should do it again sometime.
19:35I think we sounded really good.
19:36I think we sounded really good.
19:37But we should practice some more.
19:38Be sure.
19:39What?
19:40Hello.
19:41How are we talking about?
19:42How are you talking about?
19:43How are we talking about?
19:44Hey, how are we talking about?
19:45You're going to stop.
19:46How are we talking about?
19:47You're doing the same thing.
19:48Hey.
19:49You're not going to protect you.
19:50I don't know.
19:51What?
19:52What?
19:53How will he be talking about?
19:54I don't know.
19:55That's what I know.
19:56I don't know.
19:57What?
19:58How are you talking about?
19:59And we should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:03I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more.
20:08Just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:11Well, goodnight.
20:13Goodnight.
20:14Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:35Wait, what?
20:36Who?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give
20:42to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:49I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:56Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:01Oh my god.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:11I guess my look is finally changing.
21:17What's ten minus four?
21:26You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:29Oh, shoot.
21:30I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:35George, can you get it for me?
21:38Roland's gonna call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
22:01Mission accomplished.
22:14He's asleep.
22:18What?
22:23Nothing.
22:24I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:48I think that we should practice kissing.
22:52I think that would be a good idea.
23:12I don't know.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Oh.
23:18I think that's what I'm talking about.
23:19I think that's what I'm talking about.
23:22I don't know.
23:22I think.
23:24Oh, God.
23:25Oh.
23:26Yeah.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh, God.
23:29Oh.
23:30Oh.
23:31Oh, God.
23:33Oh.
23:35Oh, God.
23:35Oh, God.
23:38Oh, God.
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41:40know about that ah so you did have dinner with him and you held hands how romantic oh my god
41:49did you have me followed you're not even denying it i had dinner with andy last night because he
41:57asked to talk about benji yeah and then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my
42:05face right yeah right and then i went home and i did some soul searching and i realized that i
42:10have feelings for you but now i realize i was wrong you're just an asshole
42:16and you're just a lonely woman who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25god
42:26i hope i never have to see you again
42:34christ
42:37mom yeah hon can i ask you a personal question
42:50well i guess that depends on what the question is where's george george you heard me where's george
43:01um did you have a fight well did you break up
43:09sometimes grown-ups they they have to make decisions well it's okay you broke up don't worry about it
43:27i'm used to it i'm sorry benji i really am
43:34what's in your car george
43:49thank you for meeting with me yeah i was surprised that you called
44:00um are you here alone yeah it's my god mom's a rocker roland fell asleep on the couch
44:07he does it every time don't tell mom
44:09okay i want to talk about mom look benji i don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:18mom was being super sad and i'm sorry to hear about that you know she loves you right
44:25wait what i can tell benji it's not what you think look
44:32your mom hired me
44:36i know you've been pretending
44:37what
44:39i know you've been pretending that you love each other so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:44listen i may be a kid but i'm not stupid
44:46but
44:47and you love her too
44:48but there's so i'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together
44:53deal
44:54deal
44:58delilah delilah delilah delilah
45:03what what how
45:05a friend of a friend of an ex
45:06had the two sets of tickets to the le couture fashion style show
45:10and i couldn't use them and get them to me
45:13wait that is like huge anyone is going to be at that fashion show
45:19why you
45:21let's just say the relationship didn't go well and guilt baby guilt
45:26and guess who's going to be my date
45:30who
45:31you silly
45:32what
45:33wait those are my designs
45:41what
45:42those look exactly like my dresses
45:44you see
45:45oh my god they do
45:47we have to go
45:50boobie
46:11i think we're gonna change the fashion world
46:14oh i agree boobie
46:15there they are
46:17ladies and gentlemen
46:22before we end this magical show
46:24we have a very special treat
46:26today after years of secrecy
46:29le style couture
46:30will finally reveal its company's owner
46:34founder
46:34and primary designer
46:36oh my god
46:38we're fucked
46:40oh my god
46:42ladies and gentlemen
46:44please put your hands together for none other than
46:47justin fitzgerald
46:49isn't that
47:00yes
47:01george
47:05did you know about that
47:11yeah
47:11he gave me the tickets
47:13but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:15did you know about that
47:17yeah
47:18he gave me the tickets
47:19but how could you keep this a secret from me
47:21that is a good milo
47:22a surprise
47:23yeah
47:24you should have said
47:25you killed benji
47:26wow
47:27i feel like a weight
47:29has been lifted from my shoulders
47:31you know they say that
47:33the truth will set you free
47:34oh my god
47:36well
47:37i feel like i've been free
47:38for the first time
47:39in so many years
47:41and the truth is
47:43i've fallen deeply in love
47:47with delilah james
47:50the greatest and latest design discovery
47:54and the love of my life
47:56holy fuck
47:59damn it
48:01this isn't fair
48:02so on this magnificent day
48:04it is my greatest pleasure
48:05to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses
48:09designed by
48:10my love
48:11delilah
48:11disgusting
48:41oh but before we end tonight's festivities
48:49i do have one more important thing to say
48:51and it is very important
48:53oh but before we end tonight's festivities
49:02i do have one more important thing to say
49:04and it is very important
49:06delilah
49:09would you mind coming up to join me
49:11delilah
49:34will you please
49:37give me the honor
49:38and be my wife
49:40delilah
49:47will you please
49:50give me the honor
49:50and be my wife
49:53yes
49:56what
49:58yes
50:01you will
50:02i will
50:03you
50:03the clothing was disgusting
50:19terrible
50:20andy james
50:21andy james
50:21you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court
50:24sharon swart
50:25you are under arrest for attempted murder
50:28andy james
50:28no
50:29boobie
50:29boobie
50:30boobie
50:30make it stop
50:31no no no
50:31boobie
50:32boobie
50:32make it stop
50:33oh shut up
50:34sharon
50:34i now pronounce you husband and wife
50:43once upon a time i thought life was about finding love
50:47but in the end i learned it's not just about finding love but loving yourself
50:52your truth
50:53your truth
50:54and your joy
50:55proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings
51:00you
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