- 7/4/2025
Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17Hey George. Welcome back.
04:38Hey, George. Welcome back.
04:44Hey!
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh.
08:05Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:08You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:17Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:21Hey, Delilah.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:23Looking good as always.
09:25Looking good as always.
09:26Somebody likes you.
09:27Shut up.
09:28All right, Benji!
09:29He does.
09:30Nice with that dribble!
09:31Nice!
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33That's him.
09:34That's who?
09:35Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:39Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:41He's coming over.
09:42What are you talking about?
09:43Hey, George.
09:44Hey, Delilah.
09:45Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
09:47Don't say this.
09:48I'm sorry.
09:49Hey, Delilah.
09:50I'm sorry.
09:51Hey, Delilah.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53That's him.
09:54That's him.
09:55That's who?
09:56Uh...
09:57The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:59Delilah, what are you talking about?
10:00What are you talking about?
10:01Hey, George.
10:02Hey, Delilah.
10:03Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
10:10Don't say that.
10:11Oh, my God.
10:12Can I go?
10:13I'm so bored.
10:14Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God.
10:16I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on.
10:18Let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:22It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George.
10:28I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:35Yes.
10:37Yeah.
10:38We are dating.
10:39What are they, run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:42He's an actor.
10:44Oh, he's an actor.
10:46That makes it even better.
10:47Wow.
10:48You are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber.
10:52You proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing.
10:58We gotta get out of here.
10:59Wish you two the best.
11:01Hey, asshole!
11:06Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Boopy.
11:10I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:13I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:18All right.
11:19I think I'm gonna get going.
11:20But, um, I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes.
11:24Yes, yes.
11:25Our date.
11:27See you tomorrow.
11:28Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:31No, no, no, no, no.
11:32You're not supposed to do that.
11:34I'm a starving artist.
11:35They have lint on their shirts.
11:36I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:47Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:54Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
11:59or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me.
12:03She just wants me to play a role.
12:06I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:10Hmm.
12:13Yeah, it's going to be nice.
12:15You'll see.
12:16And you should take the night off.
12:18Take Janice out to dinner on me.
12:21Hell no, boss.
12:22I'm keeping an eye on you from a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine.
12:26Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world,
12:30and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss.
12:35Later.
12:51Hey, how are you? I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
12:59Hello there. How are you?
13:01I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:10Ah, yes. Thank you.
13:11Oh, my.
13:23Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:26We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Ah, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi, I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, what?
13:44Yes.
13:45Yes.
13:45Um, yeah.
13:46What if?
13:47Yeah.
13:48That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:51Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:07Uh, so what are you going to do for the next couple hours
14:14while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat.
14:21I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you going to do?
14:27Uh, same.
14:28Probably grab a bite to eat, maybe hit a bookstore.
14:33Well, that's just silly.
14:34I mean, why don't we go together?
14:37Sure.
14:39Sounds good.
14:41Okay.
14:49So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Well, ever since I was a little girl,
14:56I always wanted to wear the dress,
14:58be the bride,
15:00have my happy ending.
15:03And then I eloped with Andy,
15:07and, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course,
15:15he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:18Um, my car is useless.
15:22And I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:34He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I want to tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:47Should probably get back from our date soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:01Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're going to be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short,
16:17her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Lestile,
16:22but I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:25Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So, the least I can do is try to help
16:29get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:33She thinks my name is George.
16:34Thanks, ma'am.
16:39Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:45Let's fix the roof on it.
16:47Sure thing.
16:48Oh, and while you're at it,
16:49if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
16:57What's going on?
17:04Someone about the building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
17:27That's amazing, right?
18:43Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support?
18:55Oh, you are hereby.
19:13Anyway, we need to talk.
19:25I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:29What's her address?
19:34Find me some dirt.
19:36I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:41Okay, ma'am.
19:42You got it.
19:44Yeah, and don't mess it up.
19:46Come on.
19:47I had a good time.
19:58Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um, we should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good, but we should practice some more, just in case.
20:09Sure.
20:10That'd be great.
20:12Well, good night.
20:15Good night.
20:16Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:36Wait, what?
20:37A big truck came today and dropped it off, but when I asked, they gave me this to give
20:42to you.
20:43It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes?
20:48I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:52Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:54Not any that I know of.
20:57Oh, don't look at me.
20:59Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:04It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:08They gave me this to you as well.
21:13I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:23What's 10 minus 4?
21:25You know the answer to that.
21:28Dang.
21:30Oh, shoot.
21:34I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:36George, can you get it for me?
21:38Roland's going to call.
21:39Yeah, sure.
21:40No problem.
21:41Thanks.
21:41Hey, man.
22:07Bye.
22:07Bye.
22:08Bye.
22:08Bye.
22:10Bye.
22:10Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:21What?
22:23Nothing. I just, um, I think that we should practice.
22:30Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:33Sure.
22:40I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:10I think that would be a good idea.
23:40I think that would be a good idea.
24:10Oh, my God. George, wake up.
24:16The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28to school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay.
24:34No, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go, go.
24:43Come on.
24:43Finish up.
24:44We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:46Grab your bag.
24:50Come on.
24:50We got to go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry.
24:57Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:02Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good.
25:17What'd you get?
25:18I'm sorry, ma'am.
25:18I ain't got nothing.
25:20That woman, she's clean and just boring.
25:23That guy is like he doesn't even exist.
25:25Zip.
25:25Zilch.
25:26Nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow.
25:33That hoot.
25:36Damn it.
25:37How dare she?
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:47Okay.
25:48This is what I want you to do.
25:49Get rid of him.
25:50If they don't exist, then he has enough to pay your health support.
25:54And all the money goes to me.
25:57I mean us.
25:59Let me get this straight.
26:02What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to...
26:05Ow.
26:06Damn it.
26:07Don't say it out loud.
26:08It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta...
26:10I mean...
26:11Ow.
26:12All right.
26:12All right.
26:13I'll handle it.
26:14I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good.
26:20Let me know when you finish.
26:22Also, I need the keys to her apartment.
26:24Bye.
26:24Bye.
26:26There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, ref.
26:49Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:51No.
26:52Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud.
27:07Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Ref, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this pony kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:41But Messi misses sometimes.
27:44You know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:53And look, we are both proud of you,
27:56whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:04And look, we believe in you,
28:07but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:16I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot him, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30I can do it.
28:34I can do it.
28:35I can do it.
28:35Okay, Poopy, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My, uh, company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And, uh, there's gonna be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony. I'm... I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:08Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field?
29:17Pretending to help Benji?
29:23I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew. Okay, can we go? Let's go. Come on. Come on, let's go. I can't. I really fucking...
29:38I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52And he seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up!
29:56Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa!
29:57Come on!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this. I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look. I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around. Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry. It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look. You can just take the money...
30:18Dino! Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine. You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait. You two know each other?
30:40Dino is my cousin. Yeah.
30:49But he called you Boss.
30:51Yeah, his nickname from when we were kids. He was a real bossy SOB.
30:57Yeah, that's right. I was just heading home when I heard screaming.
31:01Lucky coincidence.
31:03Yeah, very lucky. Thank you, Dino. Thank you.
31:06Anytime.
31:07We should go.
31:09Come on.
31:12Hey, let's not tell Benji about what happened.
31:16I think it will really scare him.
31:18I, um...
31:20I...
31:21What?
31:24Look, I don't know what I would do if something were to happen to you.
31:28I think I would...
31:30Maybe...
31:31What?
31:32What's going on?
31:33I'm falling for you.
31:34I'm in love with you.
31:37No, you aren't.
31:40Yes, I am. And what's so wrong with that?
31:42Listen, George.
31:44You are something really good that's come into my life.
31:49Because of a silly idea that I had.
31:52Okay.
31:52The plan worked.
31:54Okay?
31:54Benji's fine.
31:56He thinks that we're in love.
31:57Yeah, because we are.
31:58No, we aren't.
32:00Yes, we are.
32:01No, love ruins everything.
32:03Okay?
32:05Love was not part of the deal here.
32:07Part of the deal?
32:08What about the other night?
32:11Hmm?
32:11The other night was a mistake, and that will never happen again.
32:15Are you serious?
32:17Yeah.
32:20Whatever, Delilah.
32:21I did.
32:22I'm not that type of guy.
32:24But if you're that type of girl, then my bad.
32:25Oh!
32:28I am not that kind of girl at all, and you better take that back.
32:32Delilah.
32:34Whatever.
32:35You know I'm gonna go.
32:39What?
32:39Hey, boss.
32:50How about I heat you up some soup?
32:52Dino, Dino, Dino.
32:53Man, women are nothing but trouble.
32:57You know, they think they know what they want, then they get what they want, and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted.
33:04And women are trouble.
33:05That's the bottom line.
33:07That's what I'm trying to say here.
33:08I'm sorry, man.
33:11No, it's fine.
33:12Dino, you should go home.
33:14Straight to your wife, because you got a good one.
33:18Yes, sir.
33:19And you should cherish her.
33:21Yes, sir.
33:21Yeah.
33:26It's got a good one.
33:27No, it's got a good one.
33:36No, it's got a good one.
33:37No, it's got a good one.
33:46There's nothing in here.
34:16There's nothing in here.
34:46Tell me, what you got?
34:53I couldn't finish the job, ma'am.
34:56I'm sorry.
34:57He had some goon there.
34:58He came out of nowhere.
35:01What?
35:04They've seen my face.
35:05I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing!
35:10Get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw it!
35:15I think the guy was...
35:16Idiot!
35:21Hey, sexy.
35:24Hey.
35:25What is it?
35:26What's wrong?
35:27Okay.
35:28I have to show you something.
35:32You can't laugh, okay?
35:34What?
35:35Of course.
35:36Anything for you, Boopy.
35:40What?
35:41Cher, they're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:49Of course.
35:50Yeah.
35:51Yeah, it will.
35:52Thank you, Boopy.
35:54Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
35:56Wow.
35:57Incredible.
35:58Hm.
35:59Thank you, Boopy.
36:00You should...
36:01Do you want me to get into the stream?
36:02Do you have any time?
36:03I'm sure you're going to see me again.
36:04I probably want you to have no time for longer.
36:07You should try to get into the stream.
36:08I love you.
36:09Do you want me to get into the stream?
36:10I love you.
36:11Then I want to make a stream.
36:13I love you.
36:14I love you, Boopy.
36:15I love you, Boopy.
36:16I love you, Boopy.
36:17I love you.
36:18I love you.
36:19I love you.
36:20I love you, Boop.
36:21boopy mama's in the mood
36:36boopy mama wants some lovey dovey
36:51boopy
37:21george please call me i'm so sorry about the other night
37:44george please don't let this affect our friendship
37:47benji misses you i miss you call me
38:10fine barone seven o'clock this better be important
38:17listen i really need to talk with you can we get a coffee
38:28just a coffee okay slam dunkin coffee at noon tomorrow see you then
38:34uh hey dino yes boss hey can you do me a solid can you follow delilah she's been acting a little
38:48strange i kind of want to just know what's up consider it done thank you
38:52so what is this about
39:01let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit no
39:03i've been thinking about us us
39:12there is no us
39:14but there is there could be
39:17boopy
39:19when i saw you with that guy at the little league game
39:22i knew i made a big mistake
39:25we're a family
39:28we're the perfect family
39:30you've got to be kidding me
39:31how dare you
39:40how dare you
39:42sharon boopy
39:43sharon boopy
39:45this was not my idea
39:47you're lying you're trying to steal my man i already told you he's mine you slut
39:53tell her this was your idea
39:55he wants us to get back together
39:57oh
39:58i don't know what you're talking about
40:00sharon she begged me to meet her she said it was an emergency something about benji
40:05you coward
40:08she grabbed my hand she was begging me it was pathetic
40:21take that you slut
40:23i cannot believe that i agreed to have dinner with you
40:27you're a worm
40:29and you're fucking crazy
40:31and this man does not pay his child support
40:41boopy
40:42don't even start
40:43what the hell is this you're embarrassing me
40:46it's disgusting let's go
40:47let's go come on
40:55hey
40:58hey
40:58thank you for meeting with me
41:02happy to see you
41:04yeah what do you want delilah
41:09i've been thinking about us
41:12about our conversation the other week and what you said
41:19look i was wrong
41:21i what i said was wrong and i made a mistake
41:26and i was confused
41:28what do you mean you were confused
41:30how was dinner last night
41:33with andy
41:35what
41:35i said how was dinner last night with andy
41:40how do you know about that
41:41how romantic
41:48oh my god did you have me followed
41:51you're not even denying it
41:55i had dinner with andy last night because he asked to talk about benji
41:59yeah
42:00and then he grabbed my hand and then his girlfriend threw wine in my face
42:05right yeah right
42:07and then i went home and i did some soul searching and i realized that i have feelings for you
42:12but now i realized i was wrong
42:14you're just an
42:15asshole
42:19and you're just a lonely woman
42:22who's shut down and has to pay somebody to even pretend to love her
42:25god
42:31i hope i never have to see you again
42:36christ
42:45mom
42:46yeah hon
42:47can i ask you a personal question
42:52well i guess that depends on what the question is
42:55where's george
42:57george
42:59you heard me where's george
43:02um
43:04didn't you have a fight
43:06well
43:08did you break up
43:17sometimes grown-ups they
43:20they have to make decisions
43:21well it's okay
43:23well it's okay you broke up
43:25don't worry about it
43:27i'm used to it
43:29i'm sorry benji
43:31i really am
43:40What's in your car, George?
43:57Thank you for meeting with me.
43:59Yeah, I was surprised that you called.
44:02Um, are you here alone?
44:03Yeah, it's Snagat.
44:05Mom's a rocker.
44:06Roland fell asleep on the couch.
44:07He does it every time.
44:09Don't tell mom.
44:11Okay.
44:11I want to talk about mom.
44:15Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there.
44:18Mom has been super sad.
44:21And I'm sorry to hear about that.
44:24You know she loves you, right?
44:26Wait, what?
44:28I can tell.
44:30Benji, it's not what you think.
44:32Look, your mom hired me to...
44:36I know you've been pretending.
44:38What?
44:39I know you've been pretending that you love each other, so mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple.
44:45Listen, I may be a kid, but I'm not stupid.
44:47But...
44:47And you love her too.
44:48But there's...
44:49So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans and please get back together.
44:54Deal?
44:58Deal.
44:58Delilah, Delilah, Delilah!
45:03What?
45:04What?
45:04I'm...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:10and I couldn't use them and gave them to me.
45:14What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20Why you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:30Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:33Yeah!
45:39Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:42Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44You see?
45:45Oh my God, they do!
45:48We have to go.
46:10Boobie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boobie.
46:16There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder,
46:35and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:42Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:59Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:05Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:22A surprise.
47:23I killed Benji.
47:24I killed Benji.
47:24Yeah.
47:25She was angry.
47:26I killed Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:36Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:42And the truth is...
47:44I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:52The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:56Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:26Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities, I do have one more important thing to say.
48:51And it is very important.
48:56Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:13Oh, really?
49:15Oh.
49:26Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:46Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will.
50:02I will.
50:03You will.
50:18The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terrible.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:34Oh.
50:34I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love, but loving yourself, your truth,
50:54and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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