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Full Episode Of Act Like You Love Me
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00:00Hello, what can I get for you?
00:22Hey, I'll have the smash burger and just a cup of black coffee.
00:28Perfect. My name is Delilah. Let me know if you need anything else, okay?
00:32Yeah, my name is George.
00:36Okay, I'll be back with your meal.
00:42Check for you whenever you're ready.
00:46Oh, no, um...
00:48Oh, let me guess. No money?
00:50I just think I left my wallet at home.
00:53Starving actor?
00:56Um, yeah, I'm just down on my luck.
01:00Don't worry about it. I'll cover you this time, okay?
01:03Really? Look, I'll pay you back. I promise.
01:07Just get out of here.
01:09Go.
01:10Go.
01:11Okay.
01:14Maybe there still are some good women after all.
01:18Nothing?
01:20Nothing.
01:21What do you mean she gets nothing?
01:23She signed a prenup. She's entitled to nothing.
01:27Let me see that.
01:33This looks like a marriage license.
01:35You told me I was signing our marriage certificate.
01:39You should have read the fine print.
01:42You tricked her? Shame on you.
01:45Okay, can we go? I have a nail appointment.
01:48Whore!
01:50You do, however, get child support.
01:53Wait, what?
01:54I'm sorry.
01:55That's the law.
01:56That's the law.
01:58Fuck the law.
02:09Andy, you having an affair with your secretary?
02:12I want a divorce.
02:13I think it's time you find your own place.
02:15Fine. I want a divorce.
02:17I'm a horrible mother.
02:47My sketches? Andy, you told me that you would show those to the design department.
02:55Delilah, you're a housewife. You're not a designer.
03:05Perfect.
03:08Roland!
03:09There's another leak in the ceiling!
03:17I'm getting bored. I want to go lie down.
03:37Sure. I'll keep an eye on things.
03:48The fuck?
03:49You need to get out of my room.
03:50I said you need to get out of my room.
03:56Everyone out.
03:58This is my house.
03:59This is my life.
04:00So get out!
04:02Get everyone the fuck out of here now.
04:04All right, people. Party's over.
04:06Let's go. Party's over.
04:17No.
04:42Hey George. Welcome back.
04:44Hey.
04:45This is the money that I owe you.
04:50What can I get for you?
04:52I'll take a black coffee.
04:53Coffee?
04:53Yeah.
04:54Sure.
04:56You're back with that.
04:57Okay.
05:01Let me guess.
05:03Acting not going so well?
05:06I've hit a bit of a dry patch, yeah.
05:10I don't believe in love.
05:12Fine.
05:13I want a divorce.
05:15Did you hear him?
05:16I ruined my son.
05:17Your son is fantastic, but Benji needs to be in love if he's ever going to find himself.
05:22Just try to keep your heart open.
05:24If not for yourself, for Benji.
05:26I think I have an idea.
05:28Okay.
05:29What is that?
05:31I want to hire you.
05:34You want to hire me?
05:35To pretend to be in love with me.
05:37An acting gig.
05:39I really want my son to see what it looks like for someone to love me.
05:43You know, like a happy couple.
05:47Oh, um, yeah.
05:49I cannot pay you much, but it seems like you need the money.
05:57What do you say?
06:01Deal.
06:01Deal.
06:03Come on.
06:15Two more.
06:17Last one.
06:19Okay.
06:20Good work.
06:20Good work.
06:21Yeah.
06:21Hey, can I tell you something?
06:23Well, that's never good.
06:25You ready?
06:26As ready as I could be.
06:29I'm going to be an actor.
06:31You what?
06:32Look, some waitress, someone needed my help, and I agreed.
06:37You realize you're a famous billionaire, right?
06:40Yeah, she doesn't know that part yet, but, um, look, man, she's super sweet.
06:44And she, um, and she wants to show her son that love is real.
06:50Totally normal request.
06:52Look, man, I just need something.
06:54Something different.
06:55You know, I can't do this anymore.
06:57I'm just sick of this lifestyle and just feel so empty.
07:00Okay, so let me get this straight.
07:02You got hired to pretend to be some waitress's boyfriend?
07:06Yeah.
07:07Okay.
07:08Crazy things have happened.
07:10I got your back, boss.
07:12Thanks, Dino.
07:13And you'll see.
07:14She's great.
07:14Whatever you say, boss.
07:16Another set?
07:17Okay.
07:18Oh, my God.
07:21Why you agreed to pay the bills is beyond me, Sharon.
07:25No idea what you're doing.
07:27I...
07:27What's this?
07:30Oh, no.
07:32Let's do.
07:33It's not good.
07:36Urgent child support.
07:38Last notice of child support must pay.
07:48We'll not be paying that.
07:58I don't know.
07:59Oh.
08:05Ah!
08:06Fuck!
08:07Oh, no, no, no, no!
08:11Ah!
08:14Fucking hell.
08:16Hello, Delilah.
08:20You look quite nice tonight.
08:27Why, thank you, George.
08:30You look quite nice as well.
08:34Why, thank you, George.
08:39You look quite nice, too.
08:42Can I offer you something to drink?
08:48No.
08:51I'm fine.
08:54This is going to be great.
09:02Okay.
09:06Come on, Benji!
09:07Come on!
09:08You can do it, Benji!
09:10Come on!
09:12Come on, Benji!
09:13Hit the ball for once!
09:15Let's go, Benji!
09:16Let's go, Benji!
09:17Let's go, Benji!
09:18You're doing great!
09:20Hey, Tony.
09:21Hey, Delilah.
09:22Hey, Delilah.
09:23Looking good as always.
09:25Looking good as always.
09:26Somebody likes you.
09:27Shut up.
09:28All right, Benji!
09:29He does.
09:30Nice with that dribble!
09:31Nice!
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33That's him.
09:34That's who?
09:35Uh, the guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
09:39Delilah, what are you talking about?
09:41He's coming over.
09:42What are you talking about?
09:43Hey, George.
09:44Hey, Delilah.
09:45Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
09:49Don't say it!
09:50That's who?
09:51Oh, my God, that's him.
09:53Oh, my God.
09:54That's him.
09:55That's who?
09:57Uh...
09:58The guy that I hired to pretend to be my boyfriend.
10:01Delilah, what are you talking about?
10:03He's coming over.
10:04What are you talking about?
10:05Hey, George.
10:06Hey, Delilah.
10:07Oh, for Christ's sake, man up, boy!
10:09Don't say that. Oh my God, can I go? I'm so bored.
10:13Oh, for fuck's sake.
10:15Thank God, I have a mani-pedi.
10:17Come on, let's get out of here.
10:19You don't want to say hi to him?
10:21No.
10:23It's a little harsh to say to your kid.
10:25Who the fuck are you?
10:27I'm George. I'm Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:33Delilah's new boyfriend.
10:35Yes.
10:37Yeah, we are dating.
10:39What, do they run out of pizza boys, hun?
10:43He's an actor.
10:45Oh, he's an actor. That makes it even better.
10:47Wow, you are such a riot, Delilah.
10:50Just when I thought you couldn't get any dumber, you proved me wrong.
10:53What's that, bud?
10:57Nothing. We gotta get out of here.
10:59Wish you two the best.
11:03Hey, asshole!
11:05Where's the child support?
11:09Don't worry, Poopy. I'll handle it.
11:11You just focus on making the ka-ching.
11:17I think I just wanted it in my mouth.
11:19Alright, I think I'm gonna get going, but I'll see you tomorrow for the date, right?
11:23Yes, yes, yes. Our date.
11:27C'est moi?
11:31Girl, you better tell me everything now.
11:35No, no, no, no, no. You're not supposed to do that. I'm a starving artist. They have lint on their shirts.
11:49I still think this is a hare-brained idea.
11:51Dino, this is the first time in my life where I can be a normal person.
11:57Nobody after my money or my status or what I can do for them.
12:01Delilah doesn't want anything from me. She just wants me to play a role.
12:05I do have to say, it's nice to see you smile again.
12:13Yeah, it's gonna be nice. You'll see.
12:17And you should take the night off. Take Janice out to dinner. On me.
12:21Hell no, boss. I'm keeping an eye on you. From a distance.
12:25No, it'll be fine. Nobody will know who I am.
12:27That may be the case, but you're still one of the richest men in the world and I ain't taking any chances.
12:32Do not follow me.
12:34Yes, boss. Later.
12:51Hey, how are you? I'm George.
12:53I'm Benji.
12:57Well, hello.
12:59Hello there. How are you? I am very excited about our date.
13:03I am looking forward to our date as well.
13:08Won't you come in?
13:09Ah, yes. Thank you.
13:19Oh, my.
13:22Bad plumbing is making the roof leak.
13:25We have a lousy landlord.
13:27Oh, but you look quite nice tonight.
13:31Why, thank you, George.
13:34You look quite nice as well.
13:37Why are you guys acting so weird?
13:39Hi. I'm Roland, the babysitter.
13:42I think it's time for you to get going.
13:44Oh, but...
13:45Yes.
13:46Um, what if...
13:47Yeah.
13:48Bye-bye.
13:49That was so strange.
13:51I know.
13:52Well, that didn't go too well.
14:01Yeah, no Academy Award for us.
14:04Maybe we should practice.
14:06That sounds good, yeah.
14:08Uh, so what are you gonna do for the next couple hours while we're on our supposed date?
14:19Yeah, probably go eat. I hear there's a nice Italian restaurant around the corner.
14:24Yeah, it's pretty good.
14:25What are you gonna do?
14:26Uh, same. Probably grab a bite to eat. Maybe hit a bookstore.
14:31Well, that's just silly. I mean, why don't we go together?
14:37Sure. Sounds good.
14:40Okay.
14:50So tell me, why wedding dresses?
14:53Mm-hmm.
14:54Well, ever since I was a little girl, I always wanted to wear the dress.
14:58Mm-hmm.
14:59Be the bride.
15:00Yeah.
15:01Have my happy ending.
15:04And then, I eloped with Andy.
15:08And, uh, he had an affair.
15:12Then we got a divorce.
15:14And now, of course, he hasn't paid a dime of child support.
15:17My roof is leaking.
15:19Um, my car is useless.
15:22And, I work in a diner.
15:26So, best laid plans, I guess.
15:31You know, you should call my attorney friend.
15:35He's helped me with some things in the past.
15:36I think he can help you with this child support issue.
15:40I wanna tell him that you're a friend of mine.
15:43Yeah, of course.
15:44I will.
15:49Should probably get back from our date.
15:52Mm-hmm.
15:53Soon.
15:54Split the bill?
15:56Yeah, sure.
15:57Split the bill.
16:00Check, please.
16:10Hey, Bernard.
16:11This is Justin.
16:12You're gonna be getting a call from a woman named Delilah James.
16:16Long story short.
16:18Her ex is a piece of shit.
16:19He won't pay child support.
16:21And he works at Lestile.
16:22But I can't fire him unless he might sue.
16:26Or he might figure out who I am.
16:27So, the least I can do is try to help get some money back from this douchebag from her.
16:31And she can't know who I am.
16:32She thinks my name is George.
16:33Thanks, ma'am.
16:40Hey, Dino.
16:41Yes, boss.
16:42Let's buy Delilah's building.
16:44And let's fix the roof on it.
16:46Sure thing.
16:47Oh, and while you're at it, if you can buy her a car.
16:50Nothing too fancy, though.
16:51She's not that type of girl.
16:53And keep everything anonymous.
16:55You got it.
17:03What's going on?
17:04Someone about to building.
17:06They're putting on a new roof.
17:08What?
17:09Oh, my God.
17:10That's amazing, right?
18:27Oh, great water.
18:29I'm dealing with that one.
18:34Oh, urgent.
18:36Oh, you are hereby ordered to appear before the Department of Child Services.
18:52Delinquency of child support.
18:55Anyway...
19:02We need to talk.
19:21I need you to follow Delilah James.
19:32What's her address?
19:33Find me some dirt.
19:35I need to blackmail her into dropping the child support nonsense.
19:39She's ruining my perfect life.
19:40Okay, ma'am.
19:41You got it.
19:42Yeah.
19:43And don't mess it up.
19:45Come on.
19:47I had a good time.
19:57Yeah, it was fun.
19:59We should, um...
20:00We should do it again sometime.
20:01I think we sounded really good.
20:04But we should practice some more.
20:07Just in case.
20:08Sure.
20:09That'd be great.
20:10Well, goodnight.
20:11Goodnight.
20:12Goodnight.
20:13Delilah, look what they delivered for you.
20:34Wait, what?
20:35Who?
20:36A big truck came today and dropped it off.
20:39But when I asked, they gave me this to give to you.
20:42It says that you won the best neighbor's sweepstakes.
20:46I didn't enter any sweepstakes.
20:50Did you enter some kind of contest?
20:53Not any that I know of.
20:55Oh, don't look at me.
20:58Look, it's got your name on it.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:02It really does say that car belongs to me.
21:06They gave me this to you as well.
21:09I guess my luck is finally changing.
21:14What's 10 minus 4?
21:24You know the answer to that.
21:26Dang.
21:31Ah, shoot.
21:32I left my phone in my bedroom.
21:34George, can you get it for me?
21:36Roland's gonna call.
21:37Yeah, sure, no problem.
21:39Thanks.
21:44I'll see you later.
21:45I'm a pretty hungry.
21:46Who gives a chance?
21:47That's not really much.
21:48I'll be hungry.
21:49I'll be hungry.
21:50I'll be hungry so I'm hungry.
21:51I'm hungry until you get sick.
21:53I'm hungry.
21:54I'm hungry.
21:55I'll be hungry.
21:57I don't need even longer.
21:58I'll be hungry.
22:00Thanks for coming.
22:01I'll be hungry.
22:03It's all right.
22:04I'm hungry, folks.
22:06But I don't even know how much you need to work.
22:07It's very important.
22:08I'll be hungry.
22:09I'm hungry.
22:11Mission accomplished. He's asleep.
22:19What?
22:22Nothing. I just, um...
22:25I think that we should practice.
22:29Let's do the mirror exercise.
22:32Sure.
22:40I think that we should practice kissing.
22:55I think that we should practice kissing.
23:01I think that would be a good idea.
23:10I'm trying to take over my body.
23:12I'm trying to take over my body and take over my body.
23:15This is a full body of body, and it's my body.
23:18I'm doing it.
23:20I'm so excited to do it.
23:22I think that you were going to be right here.
23:25I think this is something that I have done.
23:27It's a good idea.
23:29We need to process whatever you want.
23:32Let's do something that I have made.
23:35I think it's so important that we should practice with.
24:06Oh, my God. George, wake up. The time.
24:18What?
24:18Benji's going to be up in five minutes.
24:20Oh, okay, yeah.
24:21Come on.
24:22Okay.
24:23Okay, just go up front and pretend that you're just surviving and you're going to take Benji
24:28into school.
24:29Okay.
24:32Just go.
24:33Okay, okay.
24:34No, no, no, no.
24:35Go, go, go, go.
24:36Come on, finish up. We're going to be late.
24:45I don't want to eat this.
24:49Grab your bag. Come on. We got to go.
24:51Okay.
24:56Hurry. Let's go.
24:57Okay.
25:02Hey.
25:02Hi.
25:15So, tell me something good. What'd you get?
25:17I'm sorry, ma'am. I ain't got nothing. That woman, she's clean and just boring. That guy
25:23is like he doesn't even exist. Zip, zilch, nada.
25:26How is that possible?
25:31Don't shrug him.
25:33Ow! That hoot.
25:35Damn it. How dare she.
25:38My boobie owes her a lot of money.
25:40Money that could be spent on me.
25:44Us.
25:44Okay. This is what I want you to do. Get rid of him. If they don't exist, then he has
25:53enough to pay child support. And all the money goes to me. I mean us.
25:58Let me get this straight. What you're asking me is to, you know, you want me to, ow, damn
26:06it.
26:07Don't say it out loud. It gives me the creeps.
26:09But you gotta, I mean, ow. All right. All right. I'll handle it. I'll do it.
26:15Excellent.
26:16Consider it done.
26:18Good. Let me know when you finish. Also, I need the keys to your apartment. Bye.
26:28There we go.
26:46We're fucked.
26:48Come on, Rev. Give us a break.
26:50Hey, that was a foul.
26:52No.
26:54No.
26:54Oh, shit.
26:57Oh, my God.
26:58Hang on.
26:59Off.
27:00Who the fuck does this guy think he is?
27:02What is he doing?
27:04Your kid's a bitch.
27:06Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, bud. Everything all right?
27:08No.
27:10What's wrong?
27:11My ankle.
27:13You sure it's your ankle?
27:14I can't do it.
27:16What is it saying?
27:17No idea.
27:18Oh, for the love of...
27:21Listen.
27:23We all believe that you can do it.
27:25You just need to believe that you can.
27:27Look at me.
27:30Rev, can we have a second?
27:33Hey, hey, look at me.
27:35You can do this.
27:37And I know that you taking this penalty kick is a big deal.
27:39And it is.
27:40But messy misses sometimes, you know?
27:46And it's not about whether you miss it or you make it.
27:48It's about you having the courage to try.
27:50And look, we are both proud of you, whether you make it or not.
27:58Yes.
27:59Yeah.
28:00You ready?
28:01Yeah.
28:04There you go.
28:05And look, we believe in you, but you need to believe in yourself, okay?
28:08Everything will work out.
28:09I promise.
28:10Okay.
28:11All right, buddy.
28:11I can do it.
28:21Come on, Ben.
28:22Come on, son.
28:23You can do it.
28:23Shoot it, for Christ's sake.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:27I can do it.
28:28I can do it.
28:29I can do it.
28:30Hey, Boobie, let's go.
28:49I have a hair appointment.
28:50Hey, Dee, I wanted to ask you something.
28:52Yeah.
28:53My company is opening up a third branch.
28:56And there's going to be a big party next week.
28:58And I was really hoping you'd be able to come along.
29:01Thank you, Tony.
29:02I'm actually with him now, so...
29:06With him?
29:08Yeah.
29:09You're serious?
29:11Yeah, Tony, I'm serious.
29:13This guy's just some two-bit actor.
29:15You see him out there acting on the field, pretending to help Benji?
29:19Hey, I didn't know you were such a slut.
29:24Hey!
29:27Get your own kid, you freak.
29:29Let's go.
29:31Um, I'm hard now.
29:34Ew.
29:34Okay, can we go?
29:35Let's go.
29:35Come on.
29:36Come on, let's go.
29:36I can't.
29:37I really fucking...
29:44I can't believe I won a car from a contest I don't even remember entering.
29:48And you got your roof fixed.
29:50I wonder who bought the building.
29:52He seems like a really decent guy.
29:54Yeah, he does.
29:55Hey, hands up.
29:56Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
29:57Come up!
29:58Just...
29:59Please, don't do this.
30:00I have a child at home.
30:01Hey, look, look, I have money in my back pocket.
30:03You can take it and you can go right now, man.
30:05Just turn around.
30:06Come on.
30:07Come on.
30:08Just turn.
30:09Fuck.
30:10Damn it.
30:12Listen, sorry.
30:13It ain't nothing personal, okay?
30:16Hey, hey, look, you can just take the money.
30:17Dino.
30:32Thank God, man.
30:33You okay, boss?
30:34Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
30:35I'm fine.
30:35You okay?
30:36Okay.
30:36Okay.
30:38Wait, you two know each other?
30:40uh dino is is my my cousin yeah but he called you boss yeah his nickname from when we were kids
30:54he was a real bossy sob yeah that's right i was just heading home when i heard screaming
31:00lucky coincidence yeah very lucky thank you dino thank you anytime we should go
31:07hey let's not tell benji about what happened i think it will really scare him
31:17i um i what look i don't know what i would do if something were to happen to you
31:27i think i would maybe what's going on i'm falling for you i'm in love with you
31:37no you aren't yes i am and what's so wrong with that listen george you are something really good
31:46that's come into my life because of a silly idea that i had
31:51okay the plan worked okay benji's fine he thinks that we're in love yeah because we are
31:58no we aren't yes we are no love ruins everything okay love was not part of the deal here part of
32:07the deal what about the other night
32:09the other night was a mistake and that will never happen again are you serious yeah
32:17whatever delilah i did i'm not that type of guy but if you're that type of girl then my bad oh
32:26i am not that kind of girl at all and you better take that back delilah
32:32whatever you know i'm gonna go
32:36hey boss how about i heat you up some soup dino dino dino man women are nothing but trouble
32:56you know they think they know what they want then they get what they want and that actually
33:02is not even what they wanted and women are trouble that's that's the bottom line that's what i'm
33:07trying to say here i'm sorry man no it's fine dino you should go home straight to your wife
33:15because you got a good one yes sir and you should cherish her yes sir yeah
33:22you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you should go home straight to your wife's house and you
33:52Oh, my God.
34:10There's nothing in here.
34:20Oh, Jesus.
34:22Oh, my God.
34:24Oh, my God.
34:26Oh, my God.
34:28Oh, my God.
34:30Oh, my God.
34:32Oh, my God.
34:38Oh, my God.
34:40Oh, my God.
34:48Oh, my God.
34:50Oh, my God.
34:52Oh, my God.
34:54Oh, my God.
34:56Oh, my God.
34:57Oh, my God.
34:58Oh, my God.
34:59Oh, my God.
35:00Oh, my God.
35:01What?
35:04They've seen my face, I gotta have to lay low for a while.
35:07You idiot!
35:08I told you to do one thing, get out!
35:12I clearly have to do everything on my own!
35:14You should've saw how big the guy was.
35:16Idiot.
35:23Hey sexy.
35:25Hey.
35:26What is it?
35:27What's wrong?
35:28Okay.
35:31I have to show you something.
35:33You can't laugh, okay?
35:35What?
35:37Of course.
35:38Anything for you, Boopie.
35:44What?
35:45Cher, they're...
35:47They're actually amazing.
35:48So you'll pitch it?
35:50Of course.
35:51Yeah.
35:52Yeah, it will.
35:53Thank you, Boopie.
35:57Wow, incredible.
35:58Good morning.
36:23Bye bye.
36:24Bye bye.
36:24Bye bye.
36:24Bye bye, bye.
36:26I've been watching her watching the show.
36:27boopie mama's in the mood
36:36boopie mama wants some lovey-dovey
36:44boopie
36:53boopie
36:57boopie
36:59boopie
37:14George, please call me. I'm so sorry about the other night
37:44George, please don't let this affect our friendship
37:49Benji misses you. I miss you
37:53Call me
38:10Fine
38:12Barone seven o'clock
38:14This better be important
38:20Listen
38:22I really need to talk with you. Can we get a coffee?
38:26Just a coffee
38:29Okay, slam dunking coffee at noon tomorrow
38:33See you then
38:35Hey Dino
38:41Yes, boss
38:43Hey, can you do me a solid? Can you follow Delilah? She's been acting a little strange. I kind of want to just know what's up
38:50Consider it done. Thank you
38:56So what is this about?
38:58Let's just enjoy our drinks for a bit
39:02No
39:04I've been thinking about us
39:08Us
39:10There is no us
39:14But there is
39:15There could be
39:16When I saw you with that guy at the Little League game
39:21I knew I made a big mistake
39:23I knew I made a big mistake
39:25We're a family
39:27We're the perfect family
39:29You've got to be kidding me
39:31You've got to be kidding me
39:33How
39:34How
39:35Dare you
39:40How
39:41Dare you
39:42Sharon
39:43Boopy
39:44This was not my idea
39:46You're lying
39:47You're trying to steal my man
39:49I already told you
39:50He's mine
39:51You slut
39:52Tell her
39:53This was your idea
39:54He wants us to get back together
39:56Oh
39:57I don't know what you're talking about
39:59Sharon
40:00She begged me to meet her
40:01She said it was an emergency
40:03Something about Benji
40:04You coward
40:07She grabbed my hand
40:08She was begging me
40:09It was pathetic
40:10Okay
40:21Take that you slut
40:22I cannot believe that I agreed to have dinner with you
40:25You're a worm
40:29And you're fucking crazy
40:32And this man
40:33Does not
40:34Pay his child support
40:36Okay
40:41Boopy
40:42Don't even start
40:43What the hell is this
40:44You're embarrassing me
40:45It's disgusting
40:46Let's go
40:47Let's go
40:48Come on
40:55Hey
40:57Hey
40:58Thank you for meeting with me
41:00I'm
41:01Happy to see you
41:04Yeah
41:05What do you want Delilah?
41:08I've been thinking
41:10About us
41:12About our conversation
41:13The other week
41:14And
41:16What you said
41:19Look
41:20I was wrong
41:22I
41:23What I said
41:24Was wrong
41:25And I made a mistake
41:26And I was confused
41:28What do you mean
41:29You were confused?
41:30How was dinner last night?
41:33With Andy
41:35What?
41:36I said
41:37How was dinner last night with Andy?
41:40How do you know about that?
41:41Ah
41:43So you did have dinner with him
41:45And you held hands
41:47How romantic
41:48Oh my god
41:49Oh my god
41:50Did you have me followed?
41:51You're not even denying it
41:53Oh
41:54God
41:55I had dinner with Andy last night
41:57Because he asked to talk about Benji
41:59Yeah
42:00And then he grabbed my hand
42:02And then his girlfriend
42:03Threw wine in my face
42:05Right
42:06Yeah, right
42:07And then I went home
42:08And I did some soul searching
42:09And I realized that I have feelings for you
42:12But now I realize I was wrong
42:14You're just an asshole
42:16And you're just a lonely woman
42:21Who's shut down
42:22And has to pay somebody
42:23To even pretend to love her
42:25God
42:27Oh
42:30I hope I never have to see you again
42:35Christ
42:36Mom?
42:46Yeah, hon?
42:47Can I ask you a personal question?
42:52Well, I guess that depends on what the question is
42:55Where's George?
42:57George
42:59You heard me
43:00Where's George?
43:02Um
43:03Did you have a fight?
43:06Well
43:08Did you break up?
43:17Sometimes grown-ups
43:18They
43:20They have to make decisions
43:22Well, it's okay
43:24You broke up
43:25Don't worry about it
43:27I'm used to it
43:29I'm sorry, Benji
43:32I really am
43:47What was in your cart, George?
43:49Thank you for meeting with me
43:51Yeah, I was surprised that you called
43:53Um
43:54Are you here alone?
43:55Yeah, it's Nagar
43:56Mom's a rocker
43:57Roland fell asleep on the couch
43:58He does it every time
43:59Don't tell mom
44:01Okay
44:02I want to talk about mom
44:04Look, Benji, I don't think that there's much to talk about there
44:06Mom was being super sad
44:07And I'm sorry to hear about that
44:08You know she loves you, right?
44:10Wait, what?
44:12I can tell
44:14Benji, it's not what you think
44:15Look, Benji, it's not what you think
44:16Look, your mom hired me
44:18You know she loves you, right?
44:20Wait, what?
44:21I can tell
44:22Benji, I can tell
44:23Benji, it's not what you think
44:24Look, your mom hired me
44:25To
44:26I know you've been pretending
44:27What?
44:28I know you've been pretending
44:29That you love each other
44:31So mom can show me how it is to be a happy couple
44:35Listen, I mean big kid, but I'm not stupid
44:36But
44:37And you love her too
44:38But there's
44:39So I'd like the two of you to establish shenanigans
44:40And please get me
44:41I'm sorry to hear about that
44:42You know she loves you, right?
44:43Wait, what?
44:44What?
44:45I can tell
44:46Benji, it's not what you think
44:47Look, your mom hired me
44:48I know you've been pretending
44:49So I'd like the two of you to stab the shenanigans and please get back together.
44:54Deal.
44:58Deal.
45:02Delilah! Delilah! Delilah!
45:03What? What? How are you...
45:05A friend of a friend of an ex had the two sets of tickets to the Le Couture Fashion Style Show
45:10and I couldn't use them and get them to me.
45:14What?
45:14Wait, that is like huge.
45:17Anyone is going to be at that fashion show.
45:20Why you?
45:21Let's just say the relationship didn't go well and guilt, baby, guilt.
45:28And guess who's going to be my date?
45:31Who?
45:31You silly!
45:32What?
45:35Wait, those are my designs.
45:41What?
45:43Those look exactly like my dresses.
45:44See?
45:46Oh my God, they do!
45:47We have to go.
45:50We have to go.
45:50Boopie, I think we're going to change the fashion world.
46:14Ooh, I agree, Boopie.
46:17There they are.
46:21Ladies and gentlemen, before we end this magical show, we have a very special treat.
46:27Today, after years of secrecy, Le Style Couture will finally reveal its company's owner, founder,
46:34and primary designer, and primary designer.
46:36Oh my God.
46:39We're fucked.
46:41Oh my God.
46:43Ladies and gentlemen, please put your hands together for none other than Justin Fitzgerald.
46:50Isn't that...
47:00Yes.
47:04George.
47:05Did you know about that?
47:11Yeah.
47:12He gave me the tickets.
47:13But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:16Did you know about that?
47:17Yeah.
47:18He gave me the tickets.
47:19But how could you keep this a secret from me?
47:21Not a secret, Milo.
47:22A surprise.
47:23I killed Benji.
47:24Yeah.
47:25She was angry.
47:26I killed Benji.
47:27Wow.
47:27I feel like a weight has been lifted from my shoulders.
47:32You know, they say that the truth will set you free.
47:35Oh my God.
47:37Well, I feel like I've been free for the first time in so many years.
47:41And the truth is, I've fallen deeply in love with Delilah James.
47:50The greatest and latest design discovery and the love of my life.
47:58Holy fuck.
48:00Damn it.
48:01This isn't fair.
48:03So on this magnificent day, it is my greatest pleasure to introduce our premiere line of showing
48:08of wedding dresses designed by my love, Delilah.
48:20Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
48:49I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
48:59Oh, but before we end tonight's festivities,
49:02I do have one more important thing to say, and it is very important.
49:08Delilah, would you mind coming up to join me?
49:11Oh, I really got it.
49:16Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:40Delilah, would you please do me the honor and be my wife?
49:56Yes.
49:57What?
50:00Yes.
50:01You will?
50:02I will.
50:03The clothing was disgusting.
50:20Terror.
50:20Andy James, you are under arrest for delinquency of child support and contempt of court.
50:25Sharon Swart, you are under arrest for attempted murder.
50:28No, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:31No, no, no, Boobie, Boobie, make it stop.
50:33Oh, shut up, Sharon.
50:36I now pronounce you husband and wife.
50:44Once upon a time, I thought life was about finding love.
50:47But in the end, I learned it's not just about finding love,
50:50but loving yourself, your truth, and your joy.
50:56Proving that sometimes the best things come from the most unexpected beginnings.
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