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Taskmaster.S19E10.The.Final.The.Clever.Side

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00:00This was a mistake!
00:04Shut up!
00:05Button?
00:14You're mad.
00:16Wow.
00:30APPLAUSE
00:36Hello!
00:37Welcome to the Taskmaster Grand Final!
00:46Ten weeks of literal blood, sweat and tears,
00:49and we are a short hour away from crowning not just any clown,
00:53the King of the Clowns!
00:55What makes a champion, ladies and gentlemen?
00:57Blood, we've seen it.
00:58Sweat, all five of our contestants stink of it.
01:01Tears, every night when he wets the bed.
01:03Sorry!
01:04We all have the ingredients for one final pie,
01:08the glory pie.
01:11Please...
01:13Meet the meat that hopes to end up being its filling.
01:23They are...
01:24Fatih Al Ghori!
01:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:27Jason Mandzuka!
01:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:30Matti Bainton!
01:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:33Rosie Ramsey!
01:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:36And Stevie Martin!
01:40And next to me, a man who tells me
01:42the secret to a happy marriage is simple.
01:45Respect.
01:46Making time for your personal space
01:49and never telling your wife, Rachel,
01:51how boring all her stories are.
01:54LAUGHTER
01:55Ooh!
01:56Ooh!
01:57Ooh!
01:58Ooh!
01:59Ooh!
02:00Ooh!
02:01Ooh!
02:02Ooh!
02:03Ooh!
02:04Ooh!
02:05Ooh!
02:07Greg, it's the last episode, so I thought,
02:09it's about time we renew our vows.
02:11Don't you think?
02:13Yeah.
02:14I've written mine.
02:15I, Alex Horne, solemnly swear to protect you
02:18till the day one of us is dead.
02:21He's yours.
02:24I, Greg Davies, solemnly swear to express my respect and admiration for you
02:28as often as I breathe each breath.
02:30Part two.
02:32LAUGHTER
02:33From today onward, you and I will be one in heart, body and mind.
02:38Need so much for me, part three.
02:39Yeah.
02:41And the general rule of thumb with comedy is there's only three parts.
02:45LAUGHTER
02:47You are my sunrise and sunset.
02:50My day starts and ends with you.
02:51I'm the luckiest person alive to be standing with you today
02:54and to be facing life with you every day.
02:56That's what I feel as well.
02:57Last one.
02:59Four.
03:00The rule of four.
03:01Let us build a home.
03:03Yes.
03:04A life and a family from these bonds
03:07and promise to stick together through all life's challenges.
03:09You are my fire, my one desire.
03:11There's definitely another one.
03:13That is it.
03:14I put dot, dot, dot because that's the bit I really meant.
03:16OK.
03:17A paid employee will have printed all those out.
03:19Work experience.
03:20Yep.
03:22Time for the final prize test category of the series.
03:25What is it?
03:26Yes, Greg, it's an important one and that's why the category is
03:28the thing most likely to make you do a double take.
03:34Good old Greg will give five points to the thing
03:36that prompts the biggest delayed surprised reaction.
03:39At the end of the episode,
03:40the winner will double take all five things home with them.
03:43All right, then.
03:44Matthew, what have you brought in that'll make me double take?
03:46It is boots in a bin.
03:53Boots in a bin.
03:54Thank you, sir.
03:55Great.
03:56And it really does look like there's a body in there.
03:59Yeah.
04:00It's a strong start.
04:01Thank you. Simple.
04:02Clean.
04:03Fatia. Yeah.
04:04You've made me double take all series.
04:06My thing is geezers with beards.
04:09Oh.
04:10Have you...
04:12This is crazy.
04:13Have you ever farted in front of a cat?
04:15It was only a matter of time until someone asked.
04:25So, yeah, you know, like, if you fart in front of a cat, yeah,
04:30it goes like this.
04:31And that's what happens when I see a geezer with a beard, right?
04:34Because a lot of Muslim men grow beards.
04:36And so, is this beard for somebody that you might find attractive
04:40but who doesn't have a beard so you can just put it right on him?
04:43No, we just couldn't find a guy with a beard that I liked.
04:46Oh.
04:47So I said you...
04:50Excellent.
04:53So, if I've understood you correctly, you've brought a beard in
04:56because you always double take when you see a man with a beard
04:58because you find them attractive but you're hoping that that man
05:00is a Muslim.
05:01Yeah.
05:02What I haven't quite worked out is the whole farting in front of a cat.
05:07Don't worry about that.
05:08Just leave that, yeah?
05:09Yeah, leave that.
05:10That's the reaction because that's what I'm like.
05:12Backstage you said this was your best one.
05:17It is.
05:18It is my best one.
05:20OK.
05:21Jason.
05:22I bought this at a yard sale maybe 30 years ago.
05:25It has lived in the kitchen of every house or apartment that I've
05:28ever lived in and it never fails to get a double take from people
05:31when I show it to them.
05:39You look back again.
05:41I looked again so I could read most meals with dad.
05:44Yes.
05:45That's what got me.
05:46That's the double take.
05:47I'd like to think maybe someday, it's not just that I own it,
05:50but someday I'll earn it.
05:55Even if you'll eat with your father more often.
05:57Wouldn't that be great?
05:58OK.
05:59It's absolutely weird.
06:01Stevie.
06:02Oh, I forgot mine.
06:04I forgot mine.
06:05Oh!
06:06Oh!
06:15I was going silent that whole time because I didn't want you to
06:17look at my stupid shoulder.
06:21That is strong.
06:24Genuinely wasn't expecting it.
06:25Do a genuine double take.
06:26Great.
06:27Rosie.
06:28I have brought a life-size interpretation of my monthly period.
06:36Here she is.
06:37Here she is.
06:41Look at it again, Greg.
06:42Look at it again.
06:45What's your problem?
06:46Why do you hate Wendy?
06:47Can it be a double take if you never look at a thing more than once?
06:50Take it all in.
06:51It's just nature.
06:52Yeah.
06:53And it's absolutely empowering.
06:57Yes.
06:58Very good.
06:59Very good.
07:00Very good.
07:01The thing most likely to make you do a double take, Greg.
07:03What's the thing most likely...?
07:04OK, well, if I...
07:05This is going to ruin my potential marriage to Fatia, I think.
07:07Oh, no.
07:08Because I don't double take up men with beards.
07:10So it's one to Fatia.
07:11Again.
07:14Two points to Matthew.
07:16I've seen well he's in the bim.
07:18Sorry.
07:19No, I don't have.
07:20Excuse me.
07:23As much as I love meals with Dad, I'm going to give it three points.
07:26If I saw that blob thing walk past me, I would mega take...
07:32..and be disturbed by it.
07:34But it's her finest work.
07:35She fooled us all.
07:36I did a genuine double take.
07:38Stevie takes five points.
07:39Well done, Stephen Martin.
07:43Right, let's get this party started.
07:45Give me a task proper.
07:46Yes, and what could be more apt than an emotive task
07:49involving the sands of time?
07:51And some brightly coloured boxes.
07:53Hello.
07:54It's nice in there, isn't it?
07:55I feel like I'm in a microwave.
07:56Thanks.
07:57Cool.
07:58I'm not going to be too fast now.
07:59You're not going to be too fast?
08:00I'm going to take my time.
08:01Okay.
08:02And be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:03Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:04I'm not going to be too fast now.
08:06You're not going to be too fast?
08:07I'm going to take my time.
08:08Okay.
08:09And be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:10Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:11The yellow box with sand.
08:13Once you have touched a box, you must have to fill it in.
08:16Yeah.
08:17I'm going to be too fast.
08:18I'm going to be too fast.
08:19Yeah.
08:20And take my time, and be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
08:31Completely fill the yellow box with sand.
08:36Frontier and back in the middle of the night,
08:38have touched a box you must hold that box for the rest of the task once once
08:45you have touched a box you must hold that box for the rest of the task right
08:51well I haven't touched any from saying that
08:56fastest wins okay so this seems to be a situation under here I'd love you to
09:02read the last line I would love to but I just want to figure out how this thing
09:05works have you started the clock no great I'm tempted to your time starts now
09:19what are you going to be I think it might be a catchphrase that people could use for
09:24you going forward so I just want to shine a light on that you said okay I'm going
09:29to be very deliberate in my thoughts and emotions
09:37right do you want to go through some rules yeah well you didn't need to worry about the touching
09:40till after you said your time starts now don't worry about that fill the yellow box up with sand if you
09:44touch a box you've got to hold the box first up we're going to see fattier rosy and sandy
09:49sand we're going to see sand
09:57so how are you going to do this because they don't want to touch anything
10:03oh bollocks oh shit you've just touched the orange one so far why are you stating the obvious
10:10oh shit there's another box in here i can just grab the sand can't i i'm not touching the box just like
10:18this just like this
10:22i think you need to pick up the blue box
10:24oh you're carrying that one as well then now oh dear right you've touched all the boxes now
10:46it says living room right do i have to go to the living room off we go
10:51can i boot the door in yeah oh that was a bad idea
10:58the yellow box is upside down now oh that's more sound
11:08are you taking a piss you're taking the absolute piss oh my god okay shed oh my god oh my god
11:17it's going in your head is it yeah
11:26oh what is this why is there all these boxes
11:36you're wobbling it in yeah is it working um no no oh
11:40is it completely full of sand i think so there's no more sand anyway would you like me to stop the
11:57clock yeah it's half empty ah this is what we're gonna do i'm gonna put that in here yeah i think
12:04that's a good idea okay you're a prick
12:14is it full yes it's full bruv i've done the clock congratulations that was impressive
12:19that's why i didn't realize that you uh special forces track
12:29kicking in at the door incredible and then i used to keep hold of all the boxes
12:34i lost my balance i've got really bad balance yeah i saw yes
12:39you did some great facial expressions during that and i was amazed at just how proud you were when you
12:44put that orange box on your head yeah well i've captured it for posterity here it is
12:52i suspect neither of them succeeded look neither of them completely filled it with
12:56sand but they did their best and that's all that counts not normally no who's next next up is two
13:04men who are prodigious actors a skill of course that has no use in this task whatsoever it's jason and
13:09muscle there's not that's not gonna all be sand is it there's gonna be a trick is there sand anywhere
13:17else alex i don't know i don't know ah i see this box has actually quite little sand in it i've managed
13:28to ascertain that without touching the box yet that's that's a trap okay we've got some sort of
13:39contraption here how you doing where else is there sand there's only sand in here
13:49the thorough search has turned up
14:02sand
14:08aha
14:12stop the clock
14:13stop the clock
14:16seems four after the clock great thank you alex thank you jason
14:28i mean lovely very indicative of the two nations from whence you both came jason has unbelievable
14:34self-belief throughout he believes everything will go right and matthew presumes as is correct that
14:40everything will go wrong and is absolutely amazed when it doesn't but pretty sharp yeah
14:47fast jason four minutes 21 matt was one minute 25. wow finally the argument settled we are better
14:59okay break time there's three parts left to go so maybe try and pace yourselves with the booze
15:04for a change yeah stay to you
15:17hello yes here we are it's the taskmaster final and it's the start of part two that's right and i've
15:23just had a bowl of muesli its fiber content helps keep my digestive system moving smoothly preventing
15:28constipation and other digestive problems the current task involves trying to completely fill the yellow
15:33box with sand there's just one person left and that person's name is still stevie martin
15:39right oh i've made a terrible mistake
15:58the sands outside the dome isn't it
16:02i've got massive hands i forgot
16:04oh
16:14yeah it's fine
16:27i can't walk
16:29there has to be a little way of this
16:34oh why should i move it
16:41no that's obviously
16:42stupid why would i do
16:44oh what shed
16:47whoa
16:48what have you just seen a box that says the word sand on it right
17:01you touching another box i'm touching all of the boxes right it's got a sheet of sandpaper in it
17:07yeah it says sandpaper on the box
17:10i can't deal with that now
17:17right i actually need to think about where i'm going
17:23okay yeah all right
17:26are you holding the yellow box no but i've got like a bit of a body on it
17:39after the clock
17:49what did she promise she would be oh she was so deliberate in her thoughts and emotions
17:52i've got
17:55but filled her box up didn't she right up it took her nearly 20 minutes but she did
18:01you did it in the end
18:03incredibly though you're not going to come last incredible
18:06let's get some scores
18:07so first of all there's no doubt the winner of the task is mr matt baynton he gets five points for his one
18:11and the other box fillers jason you get four points in a second for four minutes and stevie
18:20you took 17 and a half minutes but you get three points i presume
18:23well because the box was definitely full of sand yes but now we're into murky territory with
18:28these two it is such murky territory now i should technically give you both nothing but because
18:32this is the final i'm trying to be generous you put that sand pot in yeah and that is made of
18:37sand yeah so i guess it was over the top of the box yeah i'm tempted to give fatty a two points
18:42and i feel pretty bad for you you know you've made a fool of yourself with that box on your
18:46head so i didn't give you one point well don't realize you want to rosie two to fatia but matthie
18:50bainton wins the task yes well fatty and rosie are still at the bottom but at the top with eight
18:58points it's stevie martin
19:04what are we going to do next alex fawn freeze
19:17what's all that nonsense are my bear grills making me walk through rocks what's going on
19:37nice please oh yeah that is nice it's gorgeous isn't it it's an inflatable
19:41it's not okay freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose
19:57she's a windy one
19:57it doesn't bode well that inanimate objects can't freeze on the spot
20:11freeze on your spot in the most powerful pose in five minutes from now i'm assuming that's my spot it is
20:18you must be touching two of the objects your time started when you acknowledged alex
20:27is that it probably most powerful pose
20:33this place is quite regal in it so regal people have dogs all the time the power over life and death
20:39i could kill a dog
20:44in the 80s when they used to have these around their necks they were quite powerful people
20:50the most powerful thing in the world is obviously people who sometimes you're made of them so if i
20:55told this oh shit i want to stand up on these two things do you now this is my dog that i take to the
21:02beach these are my skates so this is my puppy rufus rufus and he's been hit by a car oh but i have the power
21:14to end his life you get into a powerful position right and then like this you're kneel down here with
21:24your head right where the hammer would be 10 seconds okay jason yeah i'm just going to read the
21:40second part of the task son of a it says stay completely still in your powerful pose for the
21:46next 10 minutes least movement wins your time starts now you understand the task uh-huh
21:53this is a disaster
22:03i expected jason to show something like a man being executed as an example of power but a puppy
22:11powerful isn't it powerful to think the murder of a puppy putting it out of its me putting rufus
22:16out of his misery was the idea it is powerful fatia yeah i must have uh
22:22missed the episode of bear grills when he battled his way across some driveway gravel
22:30it was like running through the himalayas she said
22:33listen that shit was deep what do you think uh people in the 80s
22:39powerful people did in the 80s power cool kids rollerblades i remember ronald reagan wore some
22:50skate strangers when the berlin wall came down didn't it it's not really about the powerful
22:56position i know how still they could be in that position you want to see how they got on oh god do
23:00i sometimes you just can't beat a montage of people standing about in loads of pain here we go
23:09how often do you want me to tell you the time not too often okay any regrets
23:16how long has it been it's been 34 seconds okay how do i not see this coming this has got all the
23:23hallmarks of there's a second task nine minutes left it's the twist in the spine i regret the most at
23:30this point oh the benefit is i could really give you a whack right now you're almost there just eight
23:38minutes to go happy with your choice the arm the arm's a problem is it how's the knee
23:45not great we're at two minutes oh i'm gonna do three and then i'm gonna i'm gonna fall
23:58can you just edit it yeah because my trainer she's a bitch yeah she'll make me do like 20 bench
24:04lifts like just edit it this left one is wobbly
24:08oh well all right you're the last yeah five minutes gone oh
24:22let me do another pose then right
24:26it's taking so much effort my back hurts jason your back's hurting uh-huh all right good
24:32lots of toys lots of toys me two little toys have gone that's cute innit can you stay still
24:41it's all boring 50 seconds
24:53eight seconds
24:57oh my word smashed it
25:02thank you matthew thank you rufus
25:14fatia when you say you smashed it what do you mean it seems to me everyone went through hell
25:22screaming in agony for the positions what you did as far as i can work out is you called your personal
25:28trainer a bitch and you asked the team to edit it for you we did have to do it quite a bit because
25:34you also said that cliff richard was a prick at one point
25:37yeah that was hard man it was hard if you did it i'm going to show you now jason and matthew
25:49you just looked like you were getting tighter and tighter angrier and
26:19angry i thought oh my god he's gonna smash out i was desperate to the longer it went the more it
26:28seemed like the easiest solution to the test a bit of lateral thinking
26:35i'm afraid there are just two parts of the final to go with our five mighty competitors but thankfully
26:42when it does end we'll still have each other
26:51my sweet sweet friend
26:56and welcome back to the third part of this taskmaster final yes they're trying to stay as still as
27:13possible for 10 minutes in a most powerful pose while touching two objects least movement wins
27:19now let's see how much rosie and stevie moved
27:34pretty amazing and you were actually in a difficult pose as well
27:37that classic power move i'm at the roller rink with all my friends really good yeah for 10 minutes
27:46so i've not got much to say it's pretty good well there is someone still to see so you might have
27:50something to say they have been so still so so still so still and now here is fatia
28:05the last 10 seconds she was good for nine minutes 50 seconds
28:20i know i just because when i dropped my hand i knew it was over in it so i thought let me just
28:24talk it's not all about points is it don't start giving it i'm not scared of you if you come after me
28:31i'll just go up someone's driveway
28:39loose movement wins great one point to fatia okay yeah i would say that
28:43matthew's murderous character probably moved the most after fatia yeah two points to matthew
28:48probably jason and third are you happy with that i would say am i happy with it
28:51look look no pizza and it's up to you you saw how much they they moved not a lot i think that stevie
29:00was clearly in such pain and i actually think she just had the edge so okay so 4.085 to stevie martin
29:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
29:08That's a good idea.
29:10Only a handful of points left to give this series.
29:13What have you got for me?
29:14I have got a team task, Greg,
29:16and it will hopefully involve your big three.
29:18Fast service, accurate pricing and great food.
29:36Hello, team. Hello.
29:40This is proper nonsense, you know.
29:43Hello, team. What team is it?
29:45I'd love it if you would address us by our team name.
29:48I can't remember your team name.
29:50JV Martzoukas.
29:52Yeah!
29:54Provide the best drive-through experience.
29:58Ooh.
30:00Your first customer will arrive in five minutes from now.
30:03The next five customers will arrive every two minutes after that.
30:08They're expecting fast service,
30:10accurate pricing and great food.
30:12And great food.
30:13Your time starts now.
30:15So, what's closest? I just want to see...
30:17So, we should alternate, right? So, whoever orders...
30:19Holy shit, there's so much stuff.
30:23Are you good at cooking? I can make food.
30:25Can you count? I can... Yeah.
30:28Do you want to do the counting?
30:30Okay. Let's start making... Making.
30:32Can you start making warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside?
30:36Yeah.
30:37All right, what is it? Warm bread sandwich with butter?
30:39Oh, no. What a pentagon.
30:41What a pentagon.
30:42Like a 50p piece.
30:44A small flower castle with a moat.
30:47Okay.
30:48Draw a pentagon on me.
30:49Okay, give me that.
30:50First customer in one minute 20.
30:51Is that a pentagon?
30:52Do you know the pentagon in America? That's what it looks like.
30:54Do you not know it? That's the government building, isn't it?
30:57Accurate pricing and great food.
30:59Yes.
31:00Come on, then. Be nice to anyone who comes.
31:02Of course. Of course.
31:04Okay.
31:09Well, Jamie and Mark Zukos immediately seem like a very efficient team to me.
31:13The other team...
31:14No, I think it's the mark of a good team that one person runs around trying to address the task, while the other two debate what a shape is.
31:26Shall we kick it off, then?
31:27Let's get stuck in.
31:28Okay.
31:29Well, for the last time it is, Jason and Stevie first.
31:32Hello.
31:33Hello.
31:34Hello.
31:35Hi there.
31:36Hello, little boy.
31:37How are you?
31:38I'm good.
31:39I'm hungry.
31:40Great.
31:41What can I get you?
31:42I'll have some warm bread sandwich, please.
31:43Okay.
31:44Cut into a...
31:45Sorry, but can I have it cut into a pentagon shape?
31:48Okay.
31:49Stevie, warm toast.
31:50Cut into a pentagon.
31:51And fizzy milk, please, is the drink.
31:52A drizzle.
31:53A drizzle.
31:54A drizzle.
31:55A drizzle.
31:56A medium.
31:57And no size, please.
31:58I think I'm already going to have enough Sprite down.
32:00Sorry, where do I go?
32:02You're going to have to pay down here.
32:04Okay.
32:05Am I following you?
32:06Yes, please.
32:07Hey, this is a great start.
32:08Can you repeat literally everything you just said?
32:10Yes, some toast cut into a pentagon.
32:12Yep.
32:13And a little bit of milk.
32:14Oh, hello.
32:15Pentagon.
32:16Hi.
32:17Hi there.
32:18I've ordered back there.
32:19How much do I owe you?
32:20It's just going to be type price, press for drink, main side press conf...
32:25What?
32:30Oh, boy.
32:31Hello.
32:32Oh, that's somebody.
32:33Son of a bitch.
32:34I need to get back in the kitchen.
32:39Please take the payment quickly.
32:41I guess...
32:42There's your ticket.
32:43Hello.
32:44Your food will be available at the window here, please.
32:47Thank you so much.
32:48Very reasonable.
32:49Hello.
32:50Sorry.
32:51Yeah.
32:52Second order coming in.
32:53Ah.
32:54Oh, hello.
32:55Hello.
32:56Hello.
32:57Thank you for dining at JV Matsukas.
33:00Your pentagon of toast and your milk.
33:02We're an organization that is dedicated to bringing delicious, sustainable...
33:06Gobbler.
33:07Is it fizzy, the milk?
33:08Uh, in a way.
33:09Meant to be fizzy.
33:10Locally sourced food from around the area...
33:12What the fuck?
33:13...to you and anybody else around.
33:15So how can I help you?
33:16Burnt toast and just a drizzle of milk, please.
33:19Sure.
33:20Ah.
33:21Wow.
33:22Okay, I've got...
33:23I do have to go.
33:24I've got a meeting.
33:25Absolutely.
33:26There you go.
33:27I'd love to tell you just a little bit about the establishment.
33:28So that's gonna be $3.50.
33:30We started during peak pandemic.
33:33You're a wonderful little guy.
33:34Ah, thank you.
33:35We started out of our kitchen.
33:36That's $4.75.
33:37We're a couple.
33:38Uh, pay at the geodesic.
33:39Go.
33:40We're in love.
33:41You okay?
33:42Yes!
33:43So that was $7.74.
33:45We love making food for people.
33:46Hello.
33:47This is your burnt toast with a drizzle of milk.
33:49Here's your steamed bread.
33:50How many confessions?
33:51Here's ten ice cubes in a little tower for you.
33:53Have a great day.
33:54Thank you very much.
33:56What you're doing is great out there.
33:57Thank you for your service.
33:58I appreciate that.
33:59Have a nice day.
34:00You as well.
34:01So that'll be $1.50.
34:02There you go.
34:03We thought, why not do some good for the world?
34:05We're gonna need a small flower castle with a moat.
34:08Extra gluten, please.
34:09On it.
34:10I've already made it.
34:11Absolutely crushing it, baby.
34:13I'm pretty good at this.
34:14And people just loved it.
34:16Here's the flower castle with a little moat.
34:19Is there extra gluten?
34:20Extra gluten?
34:21One second.
34:22I'm so sorry.
34:23They love what we're doing.
34:25So here we are.
34:26Now, what can I get you?
34:27I'm gonna need a little slug out of gluten.
34:29So sorry.
34:30There's a little gluten flag for your castle.
34:32I'm gonna pop that.
34:34Have a great day.
34:35Okay.
34:36Have an amazing day.
34:38Thank you for dining at JV Matsoukas.
34:41We're your family.
34:47So cute.
34:49So cute.
34:50Wow.
34:51I genuinely think you should go into business together.
34:55It was actually really clever of Jason, wasn't it,
34:58to start speaking absolute bullshit.
35:01Because it just slowed it all down so beautifully.
35:04So clever.
35:05We've not seen that side of you before, Jason.
35:07No.
35:08The clever side?
35:10Tell him in a minute like that.
35:11Listen, asshole.
35:14It was great.
35:15I loved hearing the backstory.
35:17You were so polite.
35:18My favourite line of the whole thing,
35:20and I know that you were genuinely proud of yourself
35:22when you went,
35:23I've already made it.
35:24Yes!
35:31What a delight it was to be in the company
35:33of this wonderful family-run business.
35:35Now, I like to be even-handed,
35:38so I'm looking forward to seeing the next one.
35:40And I don't think that it will necessarily
35:43be an absolute shit shit.
35:45LAUGHTER
35:47Well, we're here already.
35:48The trophy ceremony is coming,
35:50but let's not forget someone will also be strutting home
35:53with some mannequin legs in a bin
35:56and the physical manifestation of a period.
35:59You say what you want about this show,
36:01but we are classy as fuck!
36:03APPLAUSE
36:05Oh, hello!
36:15Welcome back, and here we go.
36:18The final part of the series.
36:20I know, and if I knew how to cry, I would cry.
36:22The Taskmaster drive-through is open,
36:24and we've already seen JV Martzoukas selling their wares.
36:27Now for the team of three,
36:28who are obviously at a big advantage.
36:30They just have to control one station each,
36:32so I dread to think how much they're going to show up the other team.
36:35LAUGHTER
36:36Hi there. Can I have some warm bread sandwich, please?
36:49Of course you can.
36:50So, where's the fries, though?
36:52I feel... I wonder... I worry...
36:54I worry I shouldn't have been in here.
36:57You all right?
36:58All right.
36:59I'm with the custard. Shut up.
37:01OK, listen up.
37:03I need a warm bread sandwich with butter on the outside
37:07in a pentagon shape.
37:09And I also need 50 milk in a small size.
37:16Hello!
37:17Hello!
37:18Thank you, Roger.
37:19Where do I pay?
37:21£8.55.
37:23So you were the pentagon...
37:25I'm in a bit of a hurry.
37:28Hello, sir. Hello.
37:29How can I help you, sir?
37:30Could I have a burnt toast?
37:31Yes, of course.
37:32Fast food, they said.
37:35LAUGHTER
37:37Er, so that's also...
37:39Sorry!
37:40One moment, sir.
37:42£8.55, please.
37:44Right.
37:45There's your change, sir.
37:46OK, where do I go?
37:47If you'd like to just reverse back up to the food counter, that's when food...
37:52Well, I know that's where they're preparing the food.
37:53That's where I get it as well, is it?
37:55Where would you like it, sir?
37:56Or where they deliver it?
37:57Where would you like it?
37:58So much for your help.
38:00OK, you're welcome.
38:01Have a good day.
38:02Bye.
38:03I'll reverse if you want me to.
38:04No, don't reverse, cos there's another customer coming.
38:05OK, here's what we need.
38:06We need a slice of first toast and a drizzle of milk.
38:08Where do I go?
38:09Sorry, Matthew, where do I get the food?
38:11Sorry, Matthew, where do I get the food?
38:12Oh, no, dirty milk.
38:13Are you just normal spill milk?
38:14Hello.
38:15Can you just head on round this?
38:16Just round there, is it?
38:17OK.
38:18Right.
38:20Here you go.
38:21Enjoy your meal, sir.
38:22OK.
38:23Your toast's coming!
38:24It's just...
38:25OK.
38:26You're toast's coming!
38:27It's just...
38:28OK.
38:29OK.
38:30Right.
38:32Here you go.
38:33Enjoy your meal, sir.
38:34I've got ice cubes in the power.
38:36OK.
38:37Your toast's coming!
38:40It's just getting burnt!
38:42How's it going, guys?
38:44Thank you so much.
38:45Going well, thanks.
38:47Coming!
38:48This isn't burnt.
38:50Sorry, it's raining out here.
38:52I've got the ice.
38:53Who ordered the ice?
38:54Ah, no.
38:55Oh, that's me.
38:56OK, there you go.
38:57Thank you very much.
38:59I need one small flower castle with a milk.
39:02Just making sure the toast is nice and burnt for you.
39:05OK, thank you.
39:06You OK?
39:07Yeah, I'm just doing this flower castle.
39:09Was it a small flower castle with a moat, sir?
39:11Yes, it was.
39:12Matt, listen.
39:13The guy's a little bit leery, isn't it?
39:15So, if he starts giving it, just call me, I'll come round.
39:1799p, please.
39:18Perfect.
39:19There you are, sir.
39:20Thank you so much.
39:21The guy's asking for the moat, and I told him it's the size of your hand.
39:25What is a moat?
39:27Hello?
39:28How are you getting on with the burnt toast?
39:30Busy burning.
39:32That person came through ten minutes ago.
39:34What is going on?
39:35I'm going.
39:38Ah, Matthew.
39:39Is it Matthew?
39:40Good afternoon, sir.
39:41Hello again.
39:42Hello.
39:43Sorry, sir.
39:44There was another guy waiting, actually, for some burnt toast.
39:47He got quite high rate and he had to dash.
39:49Another customer, so I can ask that actually looks like soldiers.
39:52I need steamed bread.
39:54I'll make confetti, small, dirty water.
39:57A small, dirty water.
39:58Hello?
39:59Hello?
40:00Guys, am I doing an actual soldier?
40:02Or is it the soldiers that you dip in your dippy eggs?
40:04No, it's an actual soldier.
40:06Like, what do you mean?
40:07What does a soldier look like?
40:08Well, I guess if there's a sense of limbs...
40:10Hello!
40:11Does that look like anyone's small, dirty water and steamed bread?
40:15That's it.
40:16Yeah, sorry for your weight.
40:18Guys, there's no more customers left.
40:20Do you want me to come and help you?
40:21I think they're all, um...
40:23They're all happy at the moment.
40:25I think we may be good.
40:28Yeah.
40:29Well done.
40:30Well done.
40:33Where do I start?
40:34I think maybe the guy on the till is a stoner?
40:37I was really fixated that it was going to be judged
40:41on the accuracy of the pricing.
40:43It's part of it.
40:44And so I really didn't want to get the maths wrong.
40:47And I've never...
40:48So what were you doing down there?
40:49You were adding things...
40:50I was adding...
40:51Because you seemed so still.
40:52I was trying to be deliberate in my thoughts and emotions.
40:56APPLAUSE
40:57You turning on your team from the start.
41:02And with a customer, shut up!
41:06Guy's getting a bit leery.
41:10I think if this had been further into the series, we wouldn't have put Fatio in the front facing.
41:17LAUGHTER
41:19The team of three did take a lot longer, because we only had two of those bicycles and we were meant to go around in a loop each time, but one of us had to use a scooter in the end because there was such a delay.
41:27Average wait time of 31 seconds, team of two, average wait time of 2 minutes 41 for the team of three.
41:35What they didn't do was any prep beforehand, whereas the other team had everything.
41:39The toast was already burning.
41:40Everything was ready, whereas you were trying to burn the toast for 16 minutes.
41:42One customer left.
41:43Did you say 16 minutes?
41:44Yeah.
41:45Well, they kept popping up, then you'd leave it for quite a while and pop it down.
41:48The thing about us is we won't compromise on quality.
41:52That is one thing we won't do.
41:58Obviously, the team of two was superior.
42:01Five points to the team of two.
42:03Hmm.
42:04Four.
42:05Bullshit.
42:07There's got to be more other golfs than that.
42:10It was chaos.
42:11Give them three points each.
42:12OK.
42:13Team of three gets three.
42:14Team of two gets five points and wins the course.
42:16OK.
42:17OK, everyone, this is it.
42:20Please make your way to the stage for the final task of the series.
42:37I hoped we'd end on something big.
42:40Who is going to read the final task out?
42:42Stevie is going to read the final task.
42:44OK.
42:45Get the most carrot in your bucket.
42:48You must hold your hands behind your back at all times.
42:51You have 100 seconds.
42:53Yes.
42:54I should say the carrot in the bucket must be liberated from its string and helmet.
42:58You can't just lean down.
43:01Oh, so it's got to be freed in some way.
43:03It must be freed.
43:04OK.
43:05Good luck.
43:06It's the climax.
43:07Oh, my God.
43:08What?
43:09What?
43:10Oh!
43:11Oh!
43:16Ow!
43:17Can you...
43:18Can you do this?
43:19It must be liberated.
43:21Josie's done it.
43:22It must be...
43:23It must be...
43:24It must be off the string.
43:25It must be off the string.
43:26Yeah.
43:27It must be off the string.
43:28Of course.
43:29Oh!
43:30Fuck off!
43:31Oh
43:48Only 53 seconds left
44:01Oh, lovely
44:0430 seconds
44:1220 seconds
44:20There's still a bit of carrot in the mouth, what's going to happen now?
44:2210 seconds
44:24Bite into it, bite into it, spit it out
44:26Oh!
44:282
44:291
44:35Yes!
44:36Come on, Rosie!
44:38Yes!
44:39It's licking it!
44:46Are we all finished?
44:47Yeah, we finished for a little while ago
44:49Oh, my God!
44:51CHEERING
44:55Well, that's your final straws, come down and join me
44:57CHEERING
45:05Exactly what we were hoping for
45:07So, it was going to be most carrot in the bucket
45:09It turned out to be more of a race because
45:11Jason used his technique of mild violence this time
45:14to manage to shake off the whole carrot almost immediately
45:16with speed and amount of carrot taking into account
45:19Jason got the five points
45:20Stevie, four
45:21Matt, three
45:22Rosie, two
45:23and Fatia, one point
45:25CHEERING
45:28So, it's been a strong episode for JV Martzoukas
45:31Jason ends up in second place with 20 points
45:33but Stevie wins the episode with 22!
45:35CHEERING
45:37Stevie wins the episode!
45:39Please double back to the stage to take your things
45:41that will make you double-time!
45:43CHEERING
45:44CHEERING
45:57Well, well, well!
45:59Our journey is at an end!
46:02Five entered this arena ready to give everything
46:06and everything they have given
46:08but who is about to be crowned Tusk Supremo?
46:12My faithful, featureless little sausage jock
46:16Please reveal the final scores
46:20OK, then, well, it's been full-on, it's been a bit much for me
46:23but we have in last place
46:25she was in second briefly with 141 points
46:28it's the magnificent Fatia!
46:30CHEERING
46:31And just above her in fourth place
46:37she was in second for most of the series
46:39but a real slump at the end with 149 points
46:42it's Rosie Ramsey!
46:44CHEERING
46:45And that's because one person has climbed above you by one point
46:50he was last for nearly the entirety of the series
46:53but Jason Mandzukas has 150 points!
46:56CHEERING
46:57Only two left with 154 points
47:03but she won this episode
47:05in second place is Stevie Martin!
47:07CHEERING
47:10And the winner, 15 points ahead with 169 points
47:15Our new Taskmaster Champion is...
47:19Matthew Baincheck!
47:21CHEERING
47:23AND APPLAUSE
47:25CHEERING
47:27AND APPLAUSE
47:29AND APPLAUSE