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Honky Kong
  • 2 days ago
An often over-looked Warner Bros cartoon

Category

😹
Fun
Transcript
01:00All right, boys. Let's get with us. Come on. Come on.
01:08Thanks for the whiff.
01:19Who am I of a furious?
01:24Come in. Come in, Mr. Fudd.
01:26You.
01:27Welcome, Mr. Fudd, to your new futuristic push-button home. Remember?
01:31I'm not interested in your crazy...
01:33Hey, what have you done to my house?
01:36What are all these gadgets?
01:39Hey! What is this?
01:43Isn't that something?
01:45Hmm?
01:45But you haven't seen anything yet.
01:47Come on.
01:48This you'll love.
01:49The very latest in automatic contour-type shares.
01:52Try it.
01:53Comfy?
01:53Why, yes, it is.
01:57First, the relaxer.
01:59Presto.
02:08Now, thoroughly relaxed.
02:11A mellow cigar.
02:13Match.
02:14Automatic, of course.
02:14What was that?
02:25It's, uh, very sensitive to heat.
02:27Probably needs adjusting.
02:28But come on.
02:29Let's have a look at your beautiful push-button kitchen.
02:32What a treasure trove of work-saving appliances.
02:34For instance...
02:35Uh, yeah.
02:43Uh, here's the very last word in garbage disposal units.
02:46It's actually ten years ahead of its time.
02:49Say, that really does a twick all right.
02:51And it's so simple.
02:54Only has one working part.
02:55Regard is...
02:56Now, this is the main control panel.
03:03Now, suppose you're a housewife.
03:04But I'm not a housewife.
03:06Just for the sake of argument.
03:08Now, suppose the walls are filthy dirty.
03:10I'd scrub them.
03:12Ah-ah.
03:13Watch.
03:24Hmm.
03:25Needs a slight adjustment.
03:34Oh, my walls are ruined.
03:37Uh, say, I'll bet you're tired of looking at those dirty windows.
03:40Well, I, uh...
03:42We can take care of that.
03:47There.
03:48Now, you'll never have to look at those dirty windows anymore.
03:50Oh, I'm so angry, I'm burning up.
04:01I tried to warn you.
04:03Well, let's get on with the demonstration.
04:05No, wait.
04:06Every time you push one of those buttons, something happens to me.
04:10Well, I'll tell you what.
04:11This time, you push a button.
04:13All right.
04:13I think I'll push this wet one.
04:17No, no, no, no, no.
04:18Not the wet one.
04:19Don't ever push the wet one.
04:21Well, I'll push this one then.
04:29Ouch!
04:33Say, here's a little gadget you're gonna love.
04:36Give me that.
04:37Hey!
04:38Ty, any notch you want.
04:39Oh, four in hand, five in hand, false granny, windsor, schminzer.
04:43Well, let's try this one.
04:47Ah!
04:48Help!
04:50Get me down!
04:51Oops, wrong button.
04:53That's the Alcatraz Escort.
04:56That's the West War.
04:58Pack up all this push-button nonsense and remove it from my premises.
05:02I'm going upstairs and taking Asperwim.
05:05My stairway's gone.
05:07What have you done with my stairs?
05:10Stair shmares.
05:11Come here.
05:12We don't walk upstairs in the push-button home.
05:16We bring the upstairs downstairs.
05:19Neat.
05:20But what happens to the downstairs?
05:22Say, that's a good question.
05:24What do you say we find out?
05:31Have you any more clever gadgets to demonstrate, Mr. Smarty Salesman?
05:36Uh, no, Mr. Fudd.
05:38That's all.
05:39Is there anything we've overlooked?
05:40Yes.
05:41There's one very important thing.
05:44And I'm taking care of that right now.
05:46Hello?
05:48Hello?
05:49Thank you, Mr. Fudd.
05:50Thank you, Mr. Kepi.
05:51Send me one of your items that will receive it after an A.
05:54And howie?
05:58Mr. Fudd?
05:59Yes.
06:00We're at Whitehead.
06:06What in the world is that?
06:08It's a futuristic push-button salesman ejector.
06:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
06:21Say, I wonder what that wet button is for.
06:24For a small price, I can install this little blue button to get you down.
06:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.