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00:00Kia ora beautiful people, it's me, the nomadic native, back in the motherland of Aotearoa.
00:07My family and I have lived in London for 12 years, but now we're back.
00:13Fun fact, I spent the first few years of my life here with my Nan.
00:17She passed four years ago, but we couldn't come back due to lockdown.
00:22Hashtag Round of Kiwis.
00:25RIP Nan, love you.
00:29Look at this whānau, home sweet home.
00:35This is my mum Kirimaya, she's a lawyer, she's always busy.
00:41We had to come back to Aotearoa because mum misses home, but really it's because of her work or something like that.
00:48Maria, out of the way please.
00:50God, aggressive.
00:52This is my dad Mati, everyone calls him Matt, he's a graphic designer.
00:56Can you go and help your brother please?
00:58Awhinātu.
00:59And this is my brother, Nate.
01:02Did you know that the wombat is the only animal in the world whose poo is cube-shaped?
01:06Oh my god, he talks so much.
01:09Anyways, here we are, the papakaina.
01:13Hi.
01:14Amelia.
01:15Off that phone please.
01:16I just have to...
01:17Now.
01:18Inayene.
01:19Thank you miss.
01:20All right.
01:21All right.
01:22Let's go.
01:23All right.
01:24Let's go.
01:25Let's go.
01:26Let's go.
01:27Let's go.
01:28Let's go.
01:29Let's go.
01:30Let's go.
01:31Let's go.
01:32Let's go.
01:33Let's go.
01:34Let's go.
01:35Let's go.
01:36Let's go.
01:37Let's go.
02:08What is that?
02:35Old people's phone.
02:38Well, more like what they use before they use normal phones.
02:45Kia ora, Kitty speaking.
02:50Oh, hi, cuz.
02:51Just walked through the door.
02:53Yeah, yeah, it's great to be home, thanks.
02:56Yeah, it'll take a while to adjust, jet lag and all.
03:00The kids, they're overwhelmed, so we might hold off for a bit.
03:05Mum?
03:06Mum?
03:07Dad, did you get the Wi-Fi sorted before we left?
03:10Mum, can I go outside?
03:11What?
03:12The Wi-Fi?
03:13Ask your mother.
03:14Mum, Wi-Fi?
03:15Mum, answer!
03:16Hoi hoi!
03:17Everyone!
03:18Shush!
03:21Sorry, cuz.
03:22Bit hectic over here.
03:24Oh, sounds great, but honestly, I just don't think we're gonna make it tonight.
03:28I'm handing you over to Matt, okay?
03:31Ai, hai akua nei, Pia.
03:33What's born?
03:34Bully boy!
03:35Get the PEA, you dough boy!
03:37Wi-Fi name and password.
03:38Go and connect all our devices, including the television, and your brother's gadgets.
03:43Don't just do your own, and then get sucked into editing your vlogs, okay?
03:46Alright.
03:52Cute.
03:53Take that, Hari.
03:54Put the kiwaho.
03:55Aye, and don't go wandering off.
03:57Love you.
04:01Say it back.
04:02Bye, Viv.
04:09You speaking with Kitty?
04:11No bother, we're just settling in.
04:14Yes, preparation is key.
04:16No, no sleep on that plane.
04:20Just a minute, I'll check.
04:23What are you doing?
04:33Oh, bloody heck!
04:36Oh, where?
04:38What the blooming hell?
04:40It started to startle you.
04:42Who startle, he reckons?
04:45You didn't startle me.
04:46You snuck up on me.
04:47There's a difference.
04:50Taihua?
04:51Who are you, boy?
04:54What's your name?
04:55How do you do?
04:56My name's Nate.
04:57What's your name?
04:58Put that hand away.
04:59Come and help me have a look.
05:00Nate's talking to a random lady in the garden.
05:10Bag's not saving her.
05:12He's probably a local.
05:13Go tell him to leave her alone.
05:15Um, not my job.
05:16Also, I have to connect everything up.
05:19Remember?
05:21Oh.
05:25Okay.
05:26This is the last time I'm going to tell you this.
05:28You will get it in due course.
05:29Do I make myself clear?
05:33Hello?
05:35Hello?
05:42Damn it.
05:43So, where are you from, Nate?
05:47Well, we just arrived from London.
05:49But originally, we are from here.
05:51More specifically, that house.
05:53That house?
05:55Wait.
05:56What's your name?
05:57What's your name?
05:58Pardon me?
06:00Who is your mum, boy?
06:02Oh, my mum.
06:03My mum is Kitty.
06:05Oh, Kitty girl's finally come home, eh?
06:09Oh, and she's had a baby boy.
06:14How come I haven't met you before?
06:16It's most probably because I've never been here before.
06:18It's my first time here.
06:19My sister's been here, though.
06:21Matt? Can you check on, Nate?
06:35Kei wahoraiya.
06:38Nate, he's outside.
06:40She lives here with Nanny Summer so that my mum could finish her studies to become a
06:44lawyer. My mum's a lawyer. She gets people to sign things and they do stuff with stuff.
06:50Anyway, I digress. Then she got a job in London. Then she did more study in London. So they
06:56stayed and along I came. But not Nanny Summer. She stayed here. She's dead now.
07:02You talk a lot.
07:03I get told that a lot.
07:04I like it. Nobody really talks to me much anymore so it is nice to have someone to listen to other
07:10than myself. You know that Nanny Summer you talk about? Her real name was Raumati. Has
07:18your mum taken you to visit her yet?
07:20Visit her? How? She's dead.
07:22Oh well, thank you for that information, Nate. But just because somebody is dead does not
07:27mean you cannot go and say hello. Should have been the first thing you did before you came
07:31to the whare. Not that I am judging your mum. I am not that kind of person. I'm just saying
07:37it would have been nice. Especially for you. I know for a fact that your nanny Raumati would
07:44have loved to finally meet her grand mokopuna night. Hmm? Are you hungry? I forgot. My mum
07:56gave me this apple.
07:59You don't want that yuck apple. Oof. If you eat that yuck apple you will whakanoa yourself
08:04and I will disappear. Fucka what? Fucka noa. Throw it away. Besides your whanaua preparing
08:15a haakari it would be rude not to go. Aramai. Come on. What's a haakari? Oh. Well a haakari,
08:25eh? It's like a munch. What's a munch? A lunch munch. Lunch munch? Aye, a feed. What's
08:35a feed? Mouth. Lime green. Oof. I like forest green. I'm scared.
08:53Well, Nate, there is nothing to be scared of, okay? Once we get to this whare, we will
09:01find your Uncle Bull. He will call your mum and let her know where you are, okay? Trust
09:06me. How do I know I can trust you? Well, because, Nate, I am your Aunty Huia. I am related
09:17to your Kuia. She is my older sister and that makes us whanau. So as long as I have got
09:23my eye on you, no one is going to hurt you and you will always be safe. You hear me?
09:30I can't buy. So what were you searching for in my garden? Oh, my Huia. Huia? What's a Huia?
09:45Come on, Nate. Keep up.
09:51Oh, good, good. Don't pay for it.
09:54Because I love a lot of my friends to share this stuff. My stuff's doing it.
09:59Where's Nate? I don't know. Probably outside still talking to that random. No, he's not.
10:04I just looked. Nate! Nate, are you inside, Barb? Nathaniel!
10:15Nate!
10:21Nate? Nate? Nate?
10:27Nate!
10:34I looked everywhere. He's not here. I checked out the back down the driveway.
10:50Well, he's got small legs so he can't have gone far.
10:56Okay, Matty, jump in the truck. Head to the bridge. If he's followed the creek, he'll end up there.
11:00Amelia, you stay here, okay? Use your cell phone to call people to see if anyone else has spotted him.
11:05There's a list next to the phone. Start at the top and work your way through it and tell them your nanny-sama's moko.
11:10And leave that landline free in case someone has found him and they're trying to call us here.
11:13Wait, what are you going to do?
11:14Well, if he hasn't gone down the creek to the bridge, then he's gone over the hill. I'm going to try and cut him off.
11:21When did Martin enter G.I. Jane?
11:23When did she get so fast?
11:25Don't just stand there!
11:27Car.
11:28No, of course.
11:31I don't know your car.
11:57See that hard case looking fella over there in the red vest?
12:03That is your Uncle Bull.
12:06Now remember, don't tell anyone that you talked to me or you followed me here, okay?
12:10They'll all lose the bloody plot.
12:12Don't tell anyone about you because they will lose the plot. Affirmative.
12:15Jeez, we use some big words for someone so small. You know that?
12:20Anyway, you go over there and you tell them this.
12:24Well, I tell you, if we let these floodgates and co-pricks get their way, they're going to come in here.
12:28And the way of life, as we know, is going to change.
12:30Unless us or we as a community do something.
12:34Holy hecka! What in the bloody hell, boy?
12:37Greetings, Uncle Bull. Sorry to startle you.
12:40Oh, you didn't startle me, boy. You just snuck up on me.
12:42See, that's the difference. Yes, my apologies.
12:45I meant to ask you if you could call my mum and let you know where I am.
12:49I can smell the food you've been cooking, and according to the Kuma Devine, your cooking is the best in this godforsaken town.
12:55Well, sure, that's not a lie. Wait, wait, wait. Who's boy again, you boy?
13:00Who's boy, am I?
13:02Aye, boy. Who's your mama?
13:03Oh, my mum. Yes, my mum's name is Kitty. We live just over that hill.
13:07Is that you, little man? That is to your help.
13:13Nay, dong. Far out. How are you now, boy?
13:16Seven? Eight? Eighty-four? I'm your uncle.
13:19Man, I only seen baby pictures of you on that crack book.
13:22Geez, how'd you get there, boy? It's a decent hike all the way from the homestead.
13:25Must have a good nose on you, eh? Just like your uncle.
13:28Sniff out anything. Go power nostrils over here.
13:31No, my hooky, my.
13:33Thank you for your hospitality. If I could also remind you to call my mum and let her know where I am.
13:38Mum.
13:39Let's try your dad first, eh? If your mum's anything like she used to be, she'll be losing the plot right now.
13:44What is losing the plot?
13:45Oh, cray cray out the gate, boy, all of the above.
13:48Hey, everybody, this is my nephew, Nate. Nate dog, make him feel at home, eh?
13:52Hey, bubba girl, remember those baby pictures I was showing you on crack book? This is him now.
13:57Hey, who's, who's, who's, take your who off. Walk all the way here from the homestead.
14:03Yes, he's safe. I'm just about to head over there now to pick him up. Is your mum back yet?
14:13No, not yet.
14:15Okay. Get the bike away?
14:17Yeah, I'm fine. Mum's cousin is here. Heard Nate was missing and came over to help.
14:23Oh, which cousin?
14:26Huh?
14:28Cousin?
14:29Dad?
14:30You're breaking up.
14:32Dad?
14:42Dad found Nate.
14:44Oh, thank God.
14:46I, I hope you don't mind being in my vlog. Sorry, what was your name again?
14:51Oh, that's why I don't even know what a vlog is.
14:55John boy.
14:56Yeah, good John for you.
14:58Yeah.
14:59Glad they found your little brother.
15:03Oh.
15:05Better go then, eh?
15:06Honey.
15:07Do you want a cup of tea or something?
15:18Okay, rude.
15:22Anyways.
15:36As I was saying, Dad found Nate. Thank God.
15:38Um, he is on his way to Nicole's house now.
16:00Ah, kia ora matoa, e pehi ana koe?
16:15Sure, Lash kakau.
16:18Tēnā koe kei te pai.
16:20Kei te mohe o rānei koe, kei hea te whare o pū?
16:24Ah, kei gora.
16:27Ah, tēnā koe matoa.
16:29Oh, you need a rānei nui?
16:31Kau.
16:32Rāne koe tohāne.
16:34Ka pai.
16:35Ka rānei nui.
16:37Hei ākua nai.
16:52Oh!
16:54Oh!
16:56Ka rānei nui.
16:59Ka rānei nui.
17:01Ka rānei nui.
17:03Oh, kia ora.
17:05Oh, kia ora.
17:12When I got to the top of the buke, I saw your whare, but it was dark and I tripped and rolled all the way down and landed in what I hope is mud but isn't most probably cow shit.
17:21Well, I honestly thought she was a kid, but...
17:24Oh, I honestly can't believe you made it all the way here.
17:28Ah, that's insane.
17:29Our kids just find their wee.
17:31Yeah.
17:35Oh, babe, look at the time.
17:36We need to get this little man home, back to Amedia.
17:38Yeah.
17:39Okay.
17:40Hey, hey, hey, take this.
17:41Oh, no, Kyle.
17:42Yes.
17:43Really?
17:44Oh, thank you.
17:45Nami.
17:46Hey, and if you fellas have any free time to help us figure out this resource and concept from Hackney, that would really help us out, eh?
17:53Yeah, yeah.
17:54I'll see what I can do.
17:56Thank you, guys.
17:57I'll see you boy out, eh?
17:58Hey.
17:59Popo mare, buu.
18:00Ka ke te mare, bui.
18:01Hey, little man.
18:06Hey, little man.
18:08Home time, bui.
18:10Put your jacket on, eh?
18:12Hi.
18:15Hi, Uncle Paul.
18:17Thanks for ringing my parents.
18:19She was right.
18:20Your cooking is the best in this town.
18:22Bertha, who told you that, Tika?
18:25Her.
18:30Ka ke ono, little Neto.
18:31Bye.
18:42What did boy just say to you?
18:43Then my mama told him I had the best cooking in town.
18:46Fair enough.
18:47Yeah.
18:48Unless he can walk with Kehua, he probably just got his wires crossed.
18:51Hmm.
18:52Come on, come on.
18:53Don't shoot me, you're talking about wires crossed.
18:54Huh.
18:55Hmm.
18:58Mum! Mum, what's up, Mum?
19:01Ryan, your dad's favourite.
19:04Uh, Nate, eat them up.
19:10Oh, come on.
19:13Mum, what's up, Mum?
19:16Ryan, your dad's favourite.
19:19Uh, Nate, eat them up.
19:22The Lone Wanderer has finally returned, eh?
19:32As a matter of fact, my adventure was quite interesting.
19:35And informative.
19:37And it won't happen again, because if you go wandering off by yourself again, I am gonna...
19:41What? Ringing my bloody neck?
19:43Koyapu. Glad we sorted that one out.
19:49Why aren't you eating?
19:51Friar, no thanks.
19:53Huh? But Mum said it was your favourite.
19:56Kyle, I like my leftovers with bread, tomato and heaps of salt.
20:00Ew, count.
20:02Oh, uh, yeah, Mum, your cousin came over yesterday.
20:06Ah, which one?
20:08Um, John Boy.
20:14Is that your idea of a practical joke, Amiria?
20:18What?
20:19Because that is not funny.
20:21Go to your room.
20:23But I was telling the truth.
20:25Enough, Amiria.
20:26No.
20:27Now!
20:28What? Wait!
20:29And leave that bloody phone.
20:30On the table.
20:31I believe, Amiria.
20:32Finish your pot of quickie, please, son.
20:46I need some fresh air.
20:47Come on.
20:48Let's eat some fresh air.
21:04I don't know.
21:34And you're sure this is going to help my whānau?
21:41I'm sure.
21:45Okay.
21:51Are you three ghosts?
21:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
21:54Kehua.
21:56We prefer the term Kehua, Nate.
21:59Oh, okay.
22:04Hey, Te Whānau, please keep your phone tracking on so I know where you all are.
22:16Nate, are you sure you know where you're going?
22:19Of course.
22:19I have, like, a hidden GPS.
22:21Plus, Uncle Paul should be here soon.
22:23He said he didn't make me halfway.
22:24He said he didn't make me halfway.
22:31Sure, Pa...
22:31Wait, where's your sister?
22:34Um, she had to go figure something out.
22:37What?
22:38I just need you to clear my name with my parents.
22:40So, even a call or a text.
22:43Yeah, I don't think I can do that yet.
22:44Why can't you help me?
22:49Because...
22:49I'm a Kehua?
22:52What?
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