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  • 5/30/2025

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00:00Music
00:29Merry Christmas with my sis.
00:40What's this?
00:48Oh, Julie, we wrote this song for you.
00:53Love, Paul Heaton.
00:59Forget all the hoo-ha.
01:07This police stuff, it'll blow over in a minute.
01:12Today is all about you, kid.
01:16And we're gonna carry out your plans to the letter.
01:20And don't be worrying about Eileen.
01:24She's not herself at the moment, but...
01:27She'll pull through.
01:30I'll make sure of it.
01:33All set?
01:34Do you put these things in for your mum?
01:39And this?
01:41A pop-bellied pig.
01:44Julie was mad for them.
01:46Thank God she never had her garden big enough.
01:49Mad for the beautiful south, too.
01:52I'm surprised she didn't try and book Paul Heaton for a solo.
01:55I'll keep my eye out for his limo pulling up outside the church.
01:59You should be up and out of that coffin if you did.
02:01Lady Lazarus.
02:03Must give these screws an extra turn today.
02:05I said to Dad the hair run would be over and done within about half an hour.
02:12You're missing work. What am I missing?
02:14GCSE revision.
02:15Yeah, like he cares.
02:16We both care.
02:17Look, you sit in those exams, whether you like it or not.
02:19And I need you to look after your sisters.
02:20They're an holiday club.
02:21He doesn't want you there.
02:22He didn't say that.
02:23He just...he doesn't want you seeing him.
02:25All beat up.
02:27Yeah, is the brief going to mention that or are they just going to act like he slips and fell in the shower?
02:30Are you eating that because I pay good money for it?
02:32If I don't go, who will he have?
02:34If I don't go, who will he have?
02:35I'll be a little bit mad and fuck.
02:36I don't know what that means.
02:37I don't know what that means.
02:38I'm going to go.
02:40If I don't go, who will he have?
02:42This is my job.
02:43I'm going to go over and done with in about half an hour.
02:46You're missing work.
02:47What am I missing?
02:48GCSE revision.
02:49Yeah, like he cares.
02:50We both care.
02:51Look, you sit in those exams, whether you like it or not.
02:53What would he have? A solicitor and you. Like, we're ashamed of him.
02:58He's a proud man. He doesn't want to look weak.
03:03And you're OK with that?
03:06Do you know what? I think you're more interested in the body. Eat it yourself.
03:11Brody!
03:23Treats for my second favourite boy.
03:26I don't deserve you.
03:28Did you sleep at all?
03:30Like a baby. Plea hearing today.
03:33Mix. Yeah, you don't need to be there.
03:36Think I'm going to miss it?
03:38For that scumbag, I would.
03:40Oh, well, I want to hear him say the word. Guilty.
03:44Wife keeps denying it.
03:46No, he's not that daft.
03:48Yeah, well, let's hope so.
03:50Nobody wants a drawn-out court case.
03:53And to be fair, he's not going to make a good witness, is he?
03:55Only talking he can do is with his fists.
03:58This is one situation he can't punch his way out of.
04:08I'm sorry, am I boring you?
04:10Liam's at the builder's yard.
04:12What about his revision?
04:14Well, he's been slogging away all week, haven't he?
04:16He'll want to put a shift in.
04:17After what happened?
04:18It's not going to happen again, is it?
04:20Don't we make banged up?
04:21Yeah, but I've got Ed starting today.
04:22You know, a 30-odd years' experience.
04:24I'm lucky to get him.
04:25He won't want some kid under his feet, will he?
04:27Are you kidding?
04:28Ed will be brilliant.
04:30Just make Liam his gopher.
04:32He can have a laugh and learn something.
04:35instead of being bullied back to his bedroom.
04:38Oh, someone didn't get the memo.
04:39Bright colours only.
04:40Oh.
04:41Oh.
04:42Oh, someone didn't get the memo.
04:43Bright colours only.
04:44I offered her my poncho, she declined.
04:45Unbelievable.
04:46Oh, thank goodness.
04:47Oh, did you think it was a wind-up?
04:48A bit.
04:49Though, this is very Julie.
04:50That's what we said.
04:51Yeah.
04:52Classic carp.
04:53Oh.
04:54Oh.
04:55Oh, this is very Julie.
04:56That's what we said.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Classic carp.
04:59Oh.
05:00Oh.
05:01There's a lot of fruit.
05:02Oh.
05:03I didn't get the memo.
05:05I mean, she's so rude.
05:06You're so rude.
05:07You're so rude.
05:08I know it's a good one.
05:09I know it's a good one.
05:10It's a good one's a good one.
05:11A quick bit.
05:12Let's see.
05:13Ooh.
05:14Oh, no.
05:15Something a bit.
05:16I know it's a good one.
05:17Well, no, I agree with you.
05:18Oh, my friends.
05:19Yeah.
05:20I've heard her my poncho.
05:21She declined.
05:22Unbelievable.
05:23Oh, thank goodness.
05:24Oh, did you think it was a wind-up?
05:25Oh.
05:26A bit.
05:27Though, this is very Julie.
05:28That's what we said.
05:29Yeah.
05:30He texted, um, he's been held up on a job, but he is at the wake.
05:34Okay.
05:36Okay.
05:41Sorry, love.
05:42Hating to it, but...
05:43Oh, yeah, we should go.
05:45Yeah.
05:45Look, I'll be with you every step.
05:49Brian, I'm glad I caught you.
05:54I found this in Julie's things.
05:59I keep wondering.
06:00What if she'd never come back?
06:04If I'd only found out about her passing in dispatches, would it hurt this much?
06:11Maybe not.
06:13Maybe more.
06:15There are all the things left unsaid.
06:18Take her.
06:21And cut her out in little stars.
06:24And she will make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night.
06:30It's time, Mum.
06:36Hey, old companse.
06:52Hey, old fan, sir.
07:05I'm getting new socks.
07:06You've got new undies and all.
07:07There's a flash.
07:09If you insist.
07:12What's he doing here?
07:14At work here.
07:17He's a pen pusher.
07:18Last time he serviced a car, a crazy frog was in the charts.
07:21Oh, my fingers on the pulse there.
07:23He did add me an unfix monster.
07:25No, I'm not driving that thing.
07:26Not if he's been tinkering with the brakes.
07:29Fiona.
07:31Hi.
07:34Yeah, now's not a good time.
07:36Give us an hour.
07:38I'll ring you.
07:39Yeah, all good.
07:40No hitches.
07:41I'll ring.
07:42Look, Tyrone's made up.
07:44Dorian's childminder's phone-in sick again.
07:47Just like I'm going to.
07:48I'm shattered.
07:49You should have been a bit hours ago.
07:51Which is exactly why you need me here.
07:53Until the 18's back on board.
07:56You like his new look?
07:58It's very, er, Jason Statham, isn't it?
08:01Yeah, well, he was falling out in clumps, so I thought to hell with it.
08:04I was aiming for Dwayne the Rock.
08:08Strong.
08:09Two sugars.
08:09And apprentice buys a biscuits.
08:11Just stop watching.
08:19Have you seen yourself?
08:22What were doctors thinking, discharging you in this state?
08:24And what about the animals that did this?
08:26Actually, they're all right.
08:27I'm not grass.
08:28They could have killed you.
08:30Yeah, well, grass.
08:31And they really will kill me next time.
08:33You must have recognised it.
08:34I had a dance.
08:36It don't matter.
08:37Hired by who?
08:42It was Kit.
08:44All right?
08:45He set me up.
08:47Says, I've got to tell Brodie I don't want to see him anymore.
08:50He's a psycho.
08:51It's all a power trip to him.
08:52What if you don't play a ball?
08:57Same again.
08:59In the words.
09:02He'll come for you next.
09:05What, for a beating?
09:08I mean, once he's got his claws into Brodie,
09:11he'll go for you.
09:13Man's here.
09:14Say your goodbyes.
09:16You're not going to let him?
09:23You're not giving up.
09:25Mick!
09:32To Julie.
09:33Julie.
09:36You know how I felt about Big J.
09:38She was a diamond.
09:40Oh, it's too soon after, Craig.
09:42No-one expected you to be here.
09:44It was a lovely send-off.
09:46Church and crim.
09:48Choir made it.
09:49Not a dry eye in the house.
09:50Your rectum's only an hour away.
09:53Why didn't I go and see her sing
09:55or watch her play netball?
09:57I didn't even know she was learning Welsh.
09:59You thought you'd have another 20 years to do that stuff.
10:03Can I give you a hug?
10:06Oh, I'll let Kirk, before you go,
10:08we're signing special Julie memories for the tree.
10:10Yeah, this was cooked up by Mary and Julie.
10:20I'm glad to see you.
10:25Oh.
10:26Fine, we've been sticking pins in an effigy of you.
10:29Oh, blimey, sorry, I couldn't get away.
10:31You're here now, that's what matters.
10:32Yeah, we used to be pleased to see you.
10:34Oh, right, there we are, were you?
10:35Can I get you another round and drink?
10:37There's some free ones on the end of the night, I'll just grab them.
10:39Oh.
10:44Are you right, Hank?
10:45No.
10:45I shall cherish it, thank you.
10:49There's just one thing I don't understand.
10:53You said there was nothing in the estate.
10:56You did say that to Brian.
10:59Well, not much.
11:01I mean, what was left she used on alternative therapies?
11:05Well, that's not true, is it?
11:06She did.
11:07She paid for metabolic therapy.
11:08Julie says in her letter,
11:11the only thing she's got to leave are
11:13memories,
11:14and the life insurance policy.
11:18Why did you lie?
11:21Brian,
11:22lie is a very strong word.
11:25You're Julie's sole beneficiary.
11:27You're getting the payout.
11:29Why did you pretend you weren't?
11:30Blender,
11:48has everyone got a drink?
11:50Is it what you're having, love?
11:51You know Eileen's put some money behind the bar.
11:52Oh, same again, Tal.
11:54Sounds like she can afford it.
11:55I'll have a large red, please.
11:56I didn't know that Julie was going to nominate me.
11:59I was as shocked as you when I found out about the policy.
12:02There's no need to be defensive.
12:03I'm not being defensive.
12:05She does sound pretty defensive, to be fair.
12:07You have kind of landed me in it, Brian, in public.
12:10While she was grieving.
12:12Well, still, if there's been shenanigans,
12:14people ought to know.
12:15How'd we jump in here?
12:15There are no shenanigans.
12:18My sister has died way before her time.
12:20You all seem to have forgotten that.
12:22Ooh, now she's sounding aggressive.
12:24Oh, butt out, Tracy.
12:25Yeah, come on, Tracy.
12:26Take no notice of her mum.
12:27She's just stirring the pot.
12:29This is nobody's business.
12:30You don't have to explain yourself, love.
12:32Well, not if you don't care what people think.
12:34People or the police.
12:35You do know she's still under investigation.
12:39I panicked.
12:41The tongues were whacking.
12:42I know what folk are like round here.
12:44I thought that the insurance payout
12:46might look like a motive.
12:48Only to the cynics.
12:49It does look fishy.
12:50Fishy?
12:51Stinks to high heaven.
12:53Do we really think that a week
12:54is the time and the place for this?
12:57Amen, Father.
12:58Wait, hang on a minute.
12:59So, Julie decides to take her life early.
13:03Her eyes are barely closed
13:04and her fella jumps in to embalm the body.
13:07Actually, that was me.
13:09Oh, so that's it.
13:10You're splitting the winnings three ways.
13:13Tracy.
13:15Actually, who wants to start a podcast?
13:18We could call it
13:19Grifters in Grief.
13:21Oh, I didn't.
13:25Prosecco.
13:26Did you pay for that or Julie?
13:27Julie?
13:37Abby, how long is this going to carry on?
13:39You're not doing this for Kev.
13:40Oh, don't build your part up.
13:42You're not all that.
13:42Well, you've got an agenda
13:44and Kev deserves better.
13:46Mum, what do I deserve?
13:48I missed out on not growing up with me brother.
13:49You messed up.
13:51Your own business is in meltdown
13:52and you're looking for a bottle.
13:54Why don't you take a break, Abby?
13:56Come back when you're not so hangry.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Try not to break up when I'm gone.
14:00You're mine's a pasty.
14:02Large.
14:04Please.
14:06Please.
14:07Fiona, hi.
14:19Listen, tell you guys.
14:23Already?
14:28FD61DWI.
14:30All right, nice one.
14:32Speak soon.
14:32And lucky for you, Prosecco doesn't stain.
14:43You're enjoying that.
14:44Do it yourself, then.
14:46You should go home and get changed.
14:48Me?
14:49Silenced?
14:50She'd love that.
14:50No chance.
14:52What are the Wrexham girls going to think
14:54when they're walking on this shambles?
14:57The Wrexham girls aren't coming.
15:00Sorry.
15:01They had to go back for a match.
15:02Brilliant.
15:04So Julie's memory tree,
15:06all her funeral plans,
15:07not worth the paper they've written on.
15:09Come on, let's step outside
15:10and get a blaster fish.
15:16It's not personal.
15:18Can't keep saying that.
15:19She's been using me as a punch bag for weeks.
15:21She's in shock.
15:23It's going to take years for her to feel safe again.
15:25Right, we need to get the celebration back on track.
15:31Start by barring Tracy.
15:32We can start by rising above Tracy
15:35and reminding everybody why we're here.
15:37Yeah.
15:39Well, I said to Mary,
15:41I'm going to steal this idea.
15:42Don't let Tracy know she'll want a cut.
15:44Can I have a bit of hush, please?
15:49As well as the memory tree
15:51and the dress code,
15:52Julie wanted us to play a little game.
15:55It's called Carpe Diem.
15:58Get it?
15:59Julie Carpe?
16:00Carpe Diem?
16:01It's Latin for seize the day.
16:03Yeah.
16:03Well, the netball girls would have got it.
16:06She's a nerd.
16:07We've got Julie's favourite songs.
16:09Now, when I ring the bell,
16:11I want you to turn to the person on the right
16:13and tell them a dream.
16:14Something you've always wanted to do
16:16but you've never got round to doing it.
16:19Right?
16:22Dreams.
16:22I mean, my head's full of them.
16:26Me and Tommy always wondered
16:28what it would be like to...
16:32What?
16:34Oh, he says, clutching his pearls.
16:36Come on, don't go shy on me.
16:45Beer?
16:48I just need to make a call.
16:53Hi, I'm Noah.
16:54I work at the church.
16:55Oh, doing what?
16:56Noah's the clerk.
16:58St Saviour's.
16:59This is George's sister.
17:00Baby sister, surely.
17:02You and me are going to get on, Noah.
17:03What can I get you?
17:08You changed?
17:09Oh, nice one.
17:11Continue your mum in here.
17:12She'd string me up.
17:14But we're mates, right?
17:15We know the code.
17:16What's eating, Roy?
17:17Stay eating, Roy?
17:18Oh, look.
17:20You've got your coffee.
17:23How are we getting on, boys?
17:24Mint.
17:25He's teaching me loads.
17:26Then after this,
17:27I'm off to the Tatin's Hardware
17:28on a job for him.
17:29Aye, and I'll get you.
17:31He needs a tin of elbow grease.
17:32What?
17:35What's funny?
17:37A tin of elbow grease.
17:38Oh, come on.
17:39You could have gone as well.
17:40Yeah, but I was just messing with you.
17:43I wouldn't have let you go.
17:44I mean, we're mates, right?
17:46Of course.
17:48Look, I've got to get going
17:49because I've got to phone Miller's about some client.
17:52Yeah, yeah, you do that.
17:54Your cake.
17:56Ed?
17:58Was that you?
17:59But Ed was banned central this morning.
18:07Look, I told him that you had a hard time with Mick, OK?
18:10Oh, great.
18:11It's now some sad victim who can't take a joke.
18:13It's not like that.
18:13Nice one, Gary.
18:14No, mate.
18:15Mate.
18:16Where are you going?
18:16Off to my bedroom to revise.
18:18There are two for one.
18:33You've not done a hem or a team of talent
18:35but to buy that plastic.
18:36What?
18:37No, I'm just looking at the forms.
18:39I've done plenty of help done to suckers.
18:41Only there every two years.
18:42How to...
18:43Done to what now?
18:44Motor inspection.
18:45In German.
18:45Oh, sorry.
18:49Yeah, they bake them in a blast furnace.
18:51I should have said.
18:52Oh.
19:11Theo?
19:13Theo?
19:15Is it your heart?
19:16Have you got pains?
19:18I'll...
19:19I'll ring an ambulance.
19:22It's...
19:22It's...
19:23It's...
19:24It's a panic attack.
19:26It's...
19:27All right.
19:27Three, three, three.
19:28All right.
19:29Tell me.
19:30Look around you.
19:30Three objects that you can see.
19:33Theo, tell me.
19:37Br...
19:38Br...
19:39Br...
19:40Br...
19:41Br...
19:42Br...
19:43Br...
19:44Br...
19:45Br...
19:46I'm sorry.
19:52I'm sorry.
19:53I'm sorry.
19:55I'm sorry.
19:59Is it Noah?
20:02Were you two an item?
20:04You...
20:04Well, he wanted you to be, Ed.
20:10Did it end badly?
20:11That's not what you think.
20:16But he hurt you.
20:21I saw the email on your phone.
20:25His name.
20:29That's why I couldn't come to the church.
20:33Yeah.
20:35I didn't think he'd come.
20:37Then he turned up at the pub, yeah?
20:39Theo, what did he do?
20:45It was, uh...
20:47Conversion therapy.
20:49He, um...
20:50He bred off me.
20:56Now he's just inside there, cozying up to Billy?
21:02Todd!
21:04Wait!
21:04Oh, Shirley!
21:06Oh, Deborah!
21:08Oh, Julie!
21:09Oh, Jane!
21:13Todd, please.
21:20Right, turn to the person on your left.
21:23And remember, you still have time to make your dreams come true.
21:31I always wanted to ask you to marry me.
21:35So I could treat you like a queen.
21:37Because you deserve that.
21:41What do you reckon, I?
21:43You and me against the rest of the world.
21:51The rover returns.
21:54Oh, they'll all rush at once.
22:00You're right, ma'am.
22:01Oh, jeez.
22:04Oh, jeez.
22:05See you, there is.
22:07Oh, jeez.
22:08Oh, jeez.
22:23Yay, boys!
22:24Hey, Sean!
22:26Hey!
22:26OK, er, you can let go of me now.
22:31No, let go of me, Sean.
22:33Is it wrong to have sexual thoughts or to work?
22:38Obviously, I'm sorry for your loss, Brian.
22:45I thought you couldn't make it.
22:47Yeah, well, I couldn't let you down.
22:48I'll be up first.
22:56George, how are you, mate?
22:58I'll let you know as soon as I get an answer off your mother.
23:01Just asked her to marry me.
23:03Just because Julie left her the life insurance.
23:07What did you say?
23:11Nothing.
23:12What a dicky bird.
23:13I thought you were joking.
23:16Excuse me.
23:22I thought you two were going home.
23:25Well, we're not, really.
23:26Then why's he asking you to marry him?
23:28I don't know, do I?
23:29Do you want to marry him?
23:31It's complicated.
23:33Then you'd better go and talk to him.
23:35He'll be OK.
23:36Well, he doesn't look OK.
23:37Well, I'm not OK either.
23:45Well, come on.
23:45Mm-hm.
23:46Here's Chip.
24:00All right.
24:02So where'd you go, the young wife?
24:04Yeah, the woman on the counter's a bit of a misery, but it's worth it for the curry sauce.
24:08All right?
24:09Yeah?
24:10I'm no mixed-pleading, not guilty.
24:13Yeah, well, I won't go building your hopes up.
24:15Well, you can tell that son of yours didn't work.
24:19Kit's only got Dad beaten up on the inside.
24:22Well, I don't know where you've got that idea from.
24:24Oh, it's true.
24:24Why didn't you tell me?
24:26Because I don't want you doing anything stupid.
24:28No, Kit wouldn't do something like that.
24:29You don't know him very well, then, do you?
24:31Come on, let's go.
24:36I don't want to go on to you, Kit.
24:37Er, you won't, you know.
24:39I'm not scared of him.
24:40No, but you're scared of me.
24:42I'll deal with Kit.
24:43Do you hear me?
24:50Well, there wasn't going to come, you're right.
24:51The truth is, Lindsay, she, er, she dumped me.
24:56Lindsay dumped you?
24:57I keep voice, darling, I want to know.
25:00Don't mind me.
25:08Hey-up.
25:10Karaoke?
25:11At a funeral?
25:12Well, it's a celebration of her life.
25:14Julie didn't want any glum faces.
25:16Have you met Eileen?
25:17No.
25:21What's the matter with your face?
25:25She'd just thought I was joking.
25:28What's this?
25:29Eileen.
25:31When he asked her to marry me.
25:33Oh.
25:35I warned you weeks ago not to propose.
25:38Oh, so you thought, oh, I know, I'll wait to the saddest day of her life
25:40when she's just buried her sister, then I've got the question.
25:42When you put it like that.
25:47Same again when you're ready, love.
25:49Oh.
25:50I wasn't here wigging before.
25:52But when you mention this girl, Lindsay, she needs her head checking.
25:56I wouldn't kick you out of bed for eating crackers.
25:58I might kick you into bed.
26:01I'll let.
26:02I'll just get you drinks, I'll let.
26:05You've got yourself an admirer there.
26:07Must be nice.
26:08Yeah, listen, George, you and me, ma'am,
26:10I just don't want anything upsetting her today, all right?
26:13I wasn't trying to upset her.
26:14I was trying to do the opposite.
26:15She's been having such a nightmare lately with the police and everything.
26:18Well, nobody really thinks me ma'am bumped Julie off, did it?
26:21I do.
26:22Ugh, ignore her.
26:24Eileen took all the life insurance money
26:26and you tried to embalm the body before the autopsy.
26:29That's wealthless if you ask me.
26:42Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown.
26:53I set out to get you with a fine-tooth comb.
26:57I was soft inside, there was something going on.
27:06You do something to me that I can't explain.
27:12Hold me closer and I feel no pain.
27:14I wonder if Billy knows he's a raging homophobe.
27:17Promise me you won't say anything to her.
27:19Promise me.
27:20Okay.
27:21Theo, Theo, for someone I'd like you to meet is Noah.
27:25Theo is Tom's boyfriend.
27:27Pleased to meet you, Theo.
27:30Pleased to meet you.
27:32Yeah, Noah, he helped us out with the service.
27:34Yeah, it was a lovely send-off.
27:36It was.
27:37Liam, mate, I'm sorry.
27:47Look, just give me a call when you get this, yeah?
27:49Let me know you're all right.
27:51He'll be all right.
27:53I hope so, or his mum's going to kill me.
27:55Shouldn't have told you all that stuff about Mick.
28:00Look, Liam was bullied in school, so...
28:02It's made me a bit hypersensitive to anyone having a go at him.
28:05Well, that's understandable.
28:07Yeah, but I shouldn't have overreacted, though,
28:08because now I've embarrassed him.
28:10Let me try him again.
28:11Nah, leave him.
28:13He'll be fine, I'm sure.
28:16If I had to phone my kids every time I embarrass one of them,
28:19I'd never be off the phone.
28:20It's our job to embarrass him.
28:23He looks up to you, you know.
28:26Liam?
28:27I doubt that somehow.
28:29No, I've seen him.
28:31Trying to copy you with his little tool belt.
28:33He's like little mini you.
28:37He really looks up to you, genuinely.
28:42He'll come back in his own time.
28:45You'll see.
28:46He'll be all right.
28:52There you go.
28:53Oh, no, sorry.
28:53I was about to make a move.
28:54Oh, no, no, no.
28:55It's okay.
28:55You're getting down with me.
28:56Cheers.
28:58But it wouldn't melt.
29:00I should go.
29:02It seems we should be leaving.
29:03Not yet.
29:04Just wait on the speech.
29:07At least.
29:07Please.
29:09Here we go, gentlemen.
29:11Anyway, remember, please be kind.
29:12We're not professionals.
29:13Don't go breaking my heart.
29:21I couldn't if I tried.
29:25Oh, honey, if I get restless.
29:29Baby, you're not that kind.
29:35What's that?
29:36Oh, thank God for that.
29:40Just a bit of quiet, everyone, please.
29:42Just for a minute.
29:45Um, I'm not going to keep you long.
29:48I just wanted to say a few words about Julie.
29:51Julie, I think we can all agree that Julie was a woman of heightened emotion.
30:01And anyone who knows me knows that I'm not.
30:07But I'm feeling it today.
30:10Um, Julie always said she was a deep feeler.
30:17Her bladder was too close to her eyes, more like.
30:21But she did feel things.
30:26Deeply.
30:28And she loved the drama.
30:32I was going out with a fireman once,
30:34and she persuaded me to break into the fire station to spy on him.
30:38Um...
30:42Sorry.
30:48Here.
30:51Um, like Mum said, um...
30:55Julie loved a bit of drama.
30:58Yeah, she was, um...
30:59always getting involved in other people's relationships.
31:02So...
31:02She just loved people being in love.
31:06So, um...
31:07Well, it meant a lot to her that she, uh...
31:10found her way back to the love of her life.
31:13Brian.
31:14And it meant a lot to me, uh...
31:17more recently that she was so supportive of me and Theo.
31:19I'd be surprised at how many weirdos there are
31:25that still have a problem with two fellas being together.
31:31Julie was a loyal friend and a hopeless romantic.
31:37I'm really going to miss her.
31:40To me, Auntie Julie.
31:41Julie.
31:42Julie.
31:43Yeah, Julie.
31:43Julie.
31:59You've been looking at that job for the past half an hour.
32:02If it's too big for you.
32:03Anything to get close to me.
32:05How would you like a span around the head?
32:07You're still fighting it, eh?
32:08Put kettle on if you want to be useful.
32:18Do you think there'll be any work for me next week?
32:21We'll see if you can finish that one first.
32:24Tyrone's still struggling to find someone to mind, Doreen.
32:27See how we probably will need you.
32:28Great.
32:28We can spend more time together.
32:31You're warming to me, aren't you?
32:32I can tell.
32:38You OK?
32:51Yeah, I'm fine.
32:54It was a nice speech.
32:55Mm.
32:56I can hardly speak for crying.
32:59You can't cry at your own sister's wake.
33:01Well, thankfully, Todd saved the day.
33:05Yeah.
33:06Yeah, you make a good team.
33:10I think we make a good team and all.
33:12Oh, George, I can't do this now.
33:15Look, I know me timing could have been better.
33:16Please, I am asking you nicely.
33:18It's a lie, and we can't pretend it didn't happen, can't I?
33:20Right, you two, I'll put your name down for the karaoke.
33:22What do you want to sing?
33:23Not now, Jason.
33:24Endless love?
33:25Probably not.
33:26What about Oya?
33:27Cliff Richard, where you don't talk any more.
33:29Eileen, I'll let her go.
33:40You all right?
33:41It is.
33:43I must be going.
33:43OK.
33:45Look, I'll see you soon.
33:46Thank you so much.
33:47Bye-bye.
33:50He's leaving so he can calm down.
33:53He's your round, by the way.
33:59Yeah, I've got to do.
34:14Got no shame, have you?
34:17Yeah, you.
34:18Swarming about in there, all sweetness and light.
34:21After what you did to Thea.
34:22Well, we were just trying to get him on the right path.
34:26You're deluded.
34:27Totally deluded.
34:28I mean, whatever you thought you were doing didn't work, did it?
34:30I'll pray for you both.
34:32You better pray you don't run into me again.
34:35You say all this stuff to Billy.
34:37Do you know you hate gay people?
34:39I hate the sin, not the sinner.
34:42You crack.
34:43You absolute half-wit.
34:45Feel screwed up for life after what your lot put him through.
34:47Have a nice evening.
34:54Theo, I'm so sorry.
34:56Do you know if you can hire that community centre?
35:26Oh, yeah, I'm pretty sure you can.
35:29Went to yoga once there, never again.
35:33Did I see you at the wake?
35:36Good buff here, wasn't it?
35:38Is my ex still in there kicking off?
35:41The one banging on about Eileen, bumping off her sister.
35:43Right, yeah, no, I think I did see her, actually.
35:46Yeah.
35:47Is it true that they tried to embalm the body before the autopsis?
35:52Totten George, yeah, apparently.
35:54I mean, listen, I'm not one to gossip,
36:00but I think Eileen did it quite well out of the life insurance,
36:02so it does look a bit dodgy.
36:03Well, to the police, it looks dodgy, you know.
36:06It's like one of those crazy stories in those trashy mags.
36:09I murdered my sister, got my son to get rid of the evidence.
36:12Not that I read trashy mags, of course.
36:14Right, let's go.
36:28Can't believe he's pleading not guilty.
36:31Oh, no.
36:32Well, there's nothing you can do about it now, though, is there?
36:37Fancy making some food?
36:40Absolutely starving.
36:41What have you got in?
36:43Crisps, chocolate.
36:44Not been shopping.
36:45Oh, my goodness.
36:46Do you know, going out here is like dating a 12-year-old boy.
36:49Um, speaking of which,
36:52do you think there's any chance maybe you could clean the bathroom?
36:56The maid didn't show.
36:58Well, I think the same towel is in there since last week.
37:02That's a different towel.
37:03Well, just turn it around.
37:04Oh, you're filthy.
37:06You love it.
37:07Oh, maid's here.
37:08So you couldn't do it yourself,
37:19so you had to get someone else to beat him up.
37:22What are you talking about?
37:26Mick was assaulted in prison by his cronies.
37:28You think you're going to get away with it, don't you?
37:30Well, you won't.
37:31Oh, I'd hate to be you if Mick gets out.
37:34And for the record, Brody's not yours.
37:37Right, I think you need to leave now.
37:38Yeah, go on, off you pop.
37:43Stay away from my son.
37:44Do you hear me?
37:54What?
38:02I'm looking for you.
38:04I thought you'd gone home.
38:05As if the big speech wasn't enough.
38:10You had to go after him, I know.
38:11I know.
38:12I just...
38:13It just made me sick to my stomach
38:15watching there just chatting with Billy.
38:18And when you had the nerve to shake your hand.
38:20The last thing I wanted was a big route
38:22in the middle of the street,
38:23and you knew that.
38:24Nobody heard, or it's...
38:25There's no point.
38:27There's no point.
38:30I'm sorry.
38:33Just go, Todd.
38:37Just go.
38:38I'll go here and go.
39:02He's, er...
39:04Pleading not guilty?
39:05Of course he is.
39:06They're stitching him up.
39:11Could you speak to Kit?
39:13Just a cup of tea, yeah?
39:14I'm not going to get him back for what he did to my dad.
39:17My husband and my son behind bars.
39:19Oh, yeah.
39:19That's just what I want.
39:20Kit, he's just not going to go and leave this.
39:22No, but you are.
39:24Stay away from Kit.
39:26Are you listening to me?
39:26No, no, no.
39:46I'm using the blood.
39:49I'm using the blood.
39:50I know I said that. I never lied to you again.
40:15So you did have him assaulted.
40:18Do you want me to feel sorry for him?
40:19I mean, he's a psycho. He killed Craig.
40:22I'm not going to have a go.
40:24I have no sympathy for that guy.
40:26Like, none whatsoever.
40:27But that doesn't mean that I agree with what you did.
40:33Like, more than anything else, I mean, come on, he's a bit stupid.
40:37You're not worried about your job?
40:38I am, yeah, but no-one's said anything up to now, so...
40:41Yeah, well, he starts mouthing off that some cop has had him beat up.
40:45Who's going to believe him?
40:46I bet there's a queue of people wanting to give him a good hiding.
40:49But you're right.
40:53I'm sorry.
40:55I just wanted him to stay away from Brodie, really.
40:58Okay, so you did this for Brodie?
41:02No.
41:03I did it for myself.
41:06If that's what you want me to say.
41:08If it's the truth, yeah.
41:10Yeah.
41:13Well, whatever the reason, it didn't do any good, did it?
41:15Hey.
41:30Brought you some stuff from the Buffy.
41:33Worried about you.
41:35I'm fine.
41:36Thanks.
41:44Not going to talk about the old proposal thing again.
41:47I know.
41:49Not going to lie, though.
41:51It felt like a right kick in the teeth when you said you thought I was joking.
41:55I wasn't joking, I meant it.
41:58You've had such a rough couple of months, to say the least, and...
42:00I thought it'd be nice to have a wedding to look forward to.
42:06And this is you not talking about the proposal?
42:08Oh, Eileen, I love you.
42:10I want to spend the rest of me life with you.
42:14I can't do this now.
42:16I just want to sleep.
42:17No, you're right, no.
42:24It's been a long day, and, um...
42:26Both had a bit to drink, haven't we?
42:30My timing's terrible, as per usual.
42:33Your sister's died, and you're grieving.
42:36Not to mention all that stuff with the police.
42:40Tell you what, let's just...
42:41put a pin in it like the young ones say.
42:44Yeah, we can talk about this again in a few weeks or months.
42:53Cos I still want to get married, and, um...
42:56Yeah, maybe I'll ask you again, you know, and the timing's better.
43:01Oh, George.
43:02What?
43:06This has got nothing to do with timing, or...
43:10my grief, or the police.
43:14I don't want you to ask me to marry you.
43:19Because I don't want to marry you.
43:23And you are the loveliest man,
43:25and the last thing I want to do is hurt you,
43:27and I really wish that I felt the same.
43:32But I don't.
43:35And I'm so, so sorry.
43:37Now that I know that you continue to do...