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The Cabins Season 1 Episode 4
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00:00It's day four here at the cabins where three couples check in to find their
00:06perfect dream date. Yesterday new arrivals Robin and Mamudo hit it off
00:13straight away. I don't usually get like nervous or flustered but I don't know
00:18something about it and a visit to the hot tub didn't exactly cool things down.
00:24Yes Mamudo clearly impressed and not just with his cooking skills. Our Otter's
00:34Pocket OGs are fitness freak Sarah and party girl Shah. I love the party, I love
00:40going out, not right now. She definitely drinks more than I do. And they haven't
00:45been able to keep their hands off each other or the booze. But is that going to
00:50give Sarah a headache? Slightly worried I'm gonna get out and drink more because
00:55I'm gonna try and be more you. When checkout time came both couples decided to
01:01stay another day. I'd like to stay longer. Me too. If you feel the same, would you? Yeah.
01:07Shall we stay? Shall we stay and figure it out? Yeah. Giving Shah and Sarah 24 hours to
01:14decide whether it's time to call last orders or if they want to leave as an
01:19exclusive cabins couple. And with two new arrivals into Stag's Mount, we're all booked
01:27for another 24 hours in the cabins.
01:30So, fresh woodland air and a fresh day of dating. But in Otter's Pocket, it's the final
01:44day of dating and a chance for Sarah to surprise Shah with what life together might be like beyond
01:49the cabins. Can you hurry up so I can see what that matters? Stop giving me all this pressure. Right.
01:57Ready? Yeah.
02:05It's a gym! It's a gym! At least you don't have to climb anything.
02:09But it is a gym! I love this! Oh, fun! Oh, I hope it's got that game on. You know the one where you catch the fish?
02:20That's the spirit, Shah. No such thing as irreconcilable differences. Not even, whisper it, a four-year age gap.
02:28I can't believe you've only just turned 23. I'm 27 in May. So? You said I'd be your toy boy. It'll be alright when I'm like 50 and you're 47.
02:40When you're 50, in Otter's Pocket, Shah just wants to get to the end of the workout.
02:46See how high you can get this? Oh! And then I'm going to try and beat it. Sorry. 261. 276. 277. 288. 298! 301!
03:00Oh! You got 301, though. You got 301. Are we happy with 301? That's it, Shah. Ready to see who can reach the highest number.
03:09I need some air.
03:11Yeah.
03:12A bit like the numbers game being played by Robin and Mams.
03:16Oh!
03:17Weird.
03:18Oh, what's that? What's some socks down there? What do you mean, socks? What are you doing about?
03:31Oh, my God. Socks, you know. Six for six, you know? What are you...?
03:37Why are you...? Can you not look at something else? What are you doing with you?
03:43I'm sorry. You know what? When it's in your face, you can't help but look.
03:47What do you mean? Oh, man.
03:51You must be very proud.
03:54Don't worry. It's not that big. Let me do some... Let me do some exercise. Just calm it down a bit.
04:03Anyway, best behaviour. Because we've got a new date checking in. Arriving at Stagsmount is 22-year-old Welshman Joel.
04:12I hope he hasn't walked the whole way.
04:15Love it. I love it.
04:22All right, what?
04:24Tell us about yourself, Joel.
04:26I work as a bin man, and not many girls will go for a bin man. The first thing they think of is, they stink.
04:36I'm fun, bubbly, exciting, especially fluently-wise. Cheeky-cheeky.
04:45This is like a literally five-star kitchen of Gordon Ramsay, this is.
04:49Whew!
04:51I like the girl who knows how to look after herself, mainly blondes. Ridiculously cute and good-looking.
04:57As long as she's not taller than me, I'm happy.
04:59Got this feeling in my body.
05:03Please don't tell me I'll see her up there.
05:12Now I'm nervous.
05:14Don't worry, Joel. This is Jess. She's 24, also from Wales, and she's brought her own spritz.
05:21Ready?
05:22I want a boyfriend, yeah, yeah. I want a boyfriend, yeah.
05:27The dating scene in Newport is rubbish.
05:31I've not had much luck. I think maybe I'm a bit too extra for them.
05:38You will know if I fancy someone because I will either be really shy and flustered,
05:47or I will not stop talking.
05:49Could go one of two ways.
05:52The dream guy, he's going to be chatty, fun, sociable.
05:58You probably could say I'm looking for the male version of me, yeah.
06:01If he's out there.
06:05Shitter brick.
06:07Hello!
06:08Hi!
06:09Oh, nice to meet you.
06:10Nice to meet you.
06:11I'm Jess.
06:12Joel.
06:13Oh, amazing!
06:14Jess and Joel, like that.
06:15I like that.
06:16Double J's.
06:17I'll take it in for you.
06:19Thank you very much.
06:20Oh, is that a Welsh accent?
06:22Yeah.
06:23Where are you from?
06:24Swansea.
06:25Are you?
06:26Yeah.
06:27I'm from Newport.
06:28Oh, not far.
06:29Not far.
06:30Not far at all.
06:31Oh, my God.
06:32I've never been so happy to see a bottle of Prosecco in my life.
06:33Cheers.
06:34Cheers.
06:35Cheers, all the best.
06:36How long are we going to cope?
06:38So, yeah.
06:39What do you do?
06:40Full-time bin man.
06:41Stop.
06:42Literally.
06:43That's amazing!
06:44Really?
06:45I love that.
06:46Like, literally, growing up, every time, like, the bin men used to come into the street,
06:49we always used to take them out bottles of squash and pop and everything.
06:52Oh!
06:53Yeah, I love it!
06:54You're, like, literally the bin man's favourite people in the world.
06:57Oh, my God!
06:58Yes!
06:59The bin man's favourite every girl's dream.
07:01Oh, my God.
07:02That's so cool.
07:03Ooh.
07:04But will you be this particular bin man's fave?
07:09Shah and Sarah have got their own rubbish problems.
07:12Yes, what to do with all those empties when they leave tomorrow?
07:15How are you?
07:16Really good.
07:17I can tell it's grabbing well because of how little you've been on your phone,
07:21like, been texting and stuff.
07:23Hello, pretty face.
07:31How many hangovers have you had since you've got a tear?
07:34No.
07:35Just this morning, but, like, it was, like...
07:38It made me, like, actually feel shit.
07:40She is quite, like, going out.
07:42She's 29.
07:43Surely she should.
07:44I said...
07:45I think they'll not be doing that as much any more.
07:48So, have you ever felt this way, like, this quick with somebody?
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54Ah!
07:55Cute!
07:56Stop!
07:57You've got more...
07:58Not more to lose, but more, like, on the table,
08:03in regards to being single so long,
08:05you don't want to just get with somebody just for the sake of it.
08:08You can't just settle with anybody.
08:11Now, that's what I call sensible advice.
08:17And even though Mamudo is over the other side of the forest,
08:20it's almost like he's overheard.
08:23So, let's get to the juicy question, then.
08:25What?
08:26Are you really into me, then?
08:27Am I really into you?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Or just a little bit in?
08:32You're wasting my time, girl.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:35My boy's calling me.
08:40You bloody idiot!
08:42Where are you?
08:43I was just chilling with Robin.
08:45Naughty boy!
08:47What have you been up to?
08:49Naughty boy.
08:50How's it going?
08:51Good, bro, good.
08:53I'm just gravitating towards her, man, for some reason.
08:56I don't know why.
08:57I'm so...
08:58Good match.
08:59Yeah, definitely.
09:09My only concern a little bit, yeah,
09:11like, we need to make sure that if we're leaving it,
09:14it's going to get somewhere,
09:16not just, oh, we're here for, like, two days of holiday
09:18because I'm not wasting my time.
09:19That's it.
09:20Gold is, like...
09:21Gold is throwing it, yeah.
09:22I feel like I'm so into her.
09:30That's why I need to box off the, like, the red flags early doors.
09:36Speaking of red flags...
09:40Jess and Joel are establishing a few early deal breakers as well.
09:44How tall are you?
09:465'8".
09:47Oh, cool.
09:48You must be 5'6", 5'5"?
09:50No.
09:51I think I'm 5'3".
09:52I might just...
09:53Really?
09:54Yeah, I've got these on.
09:55Let me take them off.
09:56It takes a few inches off, right?
09:59Do you see?
10:00Adorable.
10:01That's the number one.
10:02That's the number one.
10:04Thank you for the toilet.
10:05Be back now.
10:06Oh, my gosh.
10:08Right.
10:16That doesn't sound promising.
10:19Oh, dead as in good.
10:21Well, that's a start.
10:22In a few days, you might be in Shire and Sarah's position.
10:25And I don't just mean surrounded by empty tequila bottles.
10:28So, you can see the timer from up there?
10:30Er, what are you telling me?
10:32I can, right?
10:33I can see the camera.
10:34Oh, you can.
10:39Hey, quick!
10:40Two!
10:41One!
10:44It's just...
10:45It's just...
10:46Lonely photos.
10:48I just had your hair.
10:51What?
10:52I was going to eat your hair.
10:58I can't breathe.
11:00Kissing you makes me not be able to breathe.
11:08Babes, someone's at the door.
11:10Babes, for your final evening here at the cabins,
11:13we would like to offer you an intimate romantic meal
11:16at our exclusive cabins restaurant.
11:18Mmm!
11:19Fun!
11:21No such luxury for Robin and Mamudo, yet.
11:24It's still self-catering in Beaversborough.
11:27I'm afraid you're going to have to wash these.
11:29Though it seems only Mamudo realises what that actually means.
11:33Yeah, we'll do it in a bit.
11:35What the hell?
11:37Hey, Rob.
11:38Yeah?
11:39I've got game for us.
11:40So, basically...
11:42Like, when you pick out a blue,
11:44that means you've got to answer it.
11:45You need to write your answer there.
11:47I'm going to write in mine here,
11:48see if we get the same answer.
11:50Wait.
11:51What's my dream job?
11:53Ooh.
11:57OK.
12:04Make what?
12:05Two, three, one.
12:06I put full-time housewife for Mam's.
12:08Ha, ha, ha!
12:12Housewife.
12:13Here in Cabinland, we've started to notice that there are three stages to a relationship.
12:25Are you being serious?
12:26There's the still trying to impress your date, you know, not farting around each other, that kind of thing.
12:43So, it was his birthday on the 10th, so we're going to do, like, a little birthday party.
12:50Or throwing a party.
12:51Exactly, Robin.
12:56Then there's the comfortable, wear what you want, say what you want stage.
12:59What do you think my job was when you saw me?
13:02Automatic job role.
13:03I guessed you for admin.
13:05Admin?
13:06Babe!
13:07I mean, there's nothing wrong with admin, but I feel like there's a certain look.
13:12Admin?
13:15Are you being serious?
13:16What about this?
13:21It says Sudoku at lunchtime.
13:25Then there's the brand new, who the hell is this stranger stage.
13:29Do you love garlic bread?
13:30I fucking love garlic bread.
13:32Yes, Jess and Joel, that's you, that is.
13:35What's this?
13:37Some kind of cheese or something, is it?
13:40If Gordon Ramsay's watching me right now, he'd be very disappointed.
13:43He'd be like a, no, no!
13:47Swearing.
13:49You know what?
13:50I only got into cheese, like, was it last year or the year before?
13:55I had my first...
13:56Cos I only had cheese on pizza.
13:58Yeah. Which obviously is fine, love pizza.
14:01And then...
14:03I think it was a hungover in work, and it was a Sunday.
14:08And in the bingo, on a Sunday,
14:10the only thing they serve is Sunday dinners.
14:13And obviously when you're hungover,
14:15sometimes it's not really what you want.
14:18But there's, like, a little coffee bar,
14:19and they do, like, toasties and stuff.
14:21So I was like, you know what?
14:22I'm going to have my first ever ham and cheese toastie.
14:25And I loved it.
14:27So I was like, you know what?
14:28Next thing I'm going to do is go to McDonald's
14:31and get my first ever cheeseburger.
14:33And I did.
14:34And I loved it.
14:35And I've never looked back.
14:37I mean, who hasn't told a cheese virginity story
14:39on their first date?
14:41One of my biggest fears...
14:45Your fear? Yeah.
14:46Of food? Yeah.
14:47Well...
14:49Two, but there is one more so than the other.
14:53Erm...
14:54Oh, God, baked beans.
14:59Why baked beans?
15:01I can't stand him.
15:04Like...
15:06Oh, my God.
15:08I was chased with a tin of baked beans when I was younger.
15:14And ever since...
15:16Well, I mean, I didn't like them anyway,
15:17hence why I was chased with them.
15:19But, yeah.
15:21I've been nicknamed Bean Boy.
15:23Why?
15:25Cos, erm...
15:26You know when I was bulking?
15:27Yeah.
15:28With the competition and stuff.
15:29Bulking, not sulking.
15:30Hey!
15:31That's the one.
15:32I've, erm...
15:33The first thing I've popped my head is a tin of baked beans
15:35and toast.
15:37Not a fan.
15:38Not a fan.
15:39So, before Bean Boy and Jess move on to the difficult subject of sausage,
15:44it's time for a special occasion in Beaversborough.
15:47It's Mamudo's belated birthday party.
15:51So, Robin, put your lips together...
15:53Mm-hm.
15:54I know, Mamudo, sounds exciting, doesn't it?
15:56Yes.
15:58..and blow.
16:03Nice.
16:04We're ready to go.
16:08You can come down!
16:12Happy birthday to you!
16:14Ah!
16:15No, you haven't.
16:16Happy birthday to you!
16:17No, you haven't.
16:18Happy birthday, dear my hands!
16:20Happy birthday.
16:21Happy birthday to you!
16:22Oh, thank you!
16:23Make a wish!
16:24Oh!
16:25Happy birthday!
16:27Mwah!
16:28We're going to put 23 candles on, but I didn't think they'd fit.
16:30Yeah, I don't think they'd fit at all.
16:33It's a thought that counts.
16:34You're welcome.
16:37Thank you very much!
16:38Hey!
16:39You're very welcome!
16:40Thank you!
16:41There's a game.
16:42You're very fit, by the way.
16:43Oh, I'm glad you think so.
16:44Black and short.
16:45Hair.
16:46Ten out of ten.
16:47Oh!
16:48Smile.
16:49You're making me all work.
16:51The jacket...
16:52Oh, my God.
16:54So, there's a game.
16:57You have to strap a balloon to yourself.
16:59Mm.
17:00And the first person to pop the other person's balloon.
17:02All right, then.
17:03Are you standing there?
17:04It's only fair.
17:05Yeah.
17:06Oh!
17:07I'm scared already!
17:08Oh!
17:09Don't worry, yeah.
17:10Teamwork.
17:11Ah!
17:12Ah!
17:13Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:15Ah!
17:16Ah!
17:17Ah!
17:18Ah!
17:19Ah!
17:20Ah!
17:21Ah!
17:22Ah!
17:23Ah!
17:24Ah!
17:25Ah!
17:26Ah!
17:27Ah!
17:28Ah!
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:31Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:33How did mine pop like that?
17:34Ah!
17:39What do you think I would have for my first Chinese?
17:42Being a fussy eater.
17:43The most common.
17:44What do you think I would go for?
17:45Curry sauce with, um...
17:48With tried egg fried rice.
17:51That's no good one.
17:52Chips.
17:53Chicken balls.
17:54My sister, I don't know if it was an Indian or Chinese, but...
17:58You know prawn crackers?
17:59What do they come with?
18:00Prawn crackers in Chinese.
18:01That's the Chinese, right?
18:02Yeah.
18:03Yeah.
18:04The one time, the order of prawn crackers, my sister bit into one, and she bought a £2 coin.
18:09You know what I'm not...
18:10She was buzzing!
18:12No loose change in their dinner for Sarah and Shah.
18:15At least I hope not.
18:18Because it's a candlelit meal for two for their final night.
18:22I didn't expect to meet, in all seriousness, someone that I'd get on with as much as I get on with you.
18:28I literally didn't think that there was going to be anyone else out there like me.
18:33I feel like that's an insult.
18:41Do you think that the...
18:42Like, cos I...
18:45I don't like speaking to you cos I think that obviously, like, you're really...
18:49I think that you'd be the top person to try and make something work anyway.
18:54But do you think that the whole...
18:56The way that I've been in here and having, like, a lot to drink and stuff, like, is not...
19:00Obviously the way that I am, sort of, outside of.
19:04And, like I said, like, sometimes I can be very, very anal about, like, my food or, like, not drinking.
19:09Do you think that that would be an issue?
19:11Are you a problem?
19:13Like, no.
19:15I feel like you can't be too similar.
19:17Like, we're very alike as it is.
19:18If we literally did the same things, we just wouldn't get out of each other's pocket.
19:21It has been a problem before, which is one of the reasons why I've been single for so long.
19:26But I'm...I'm learning to try and, like, bow that out.
19:29Mm-hm.
19:30I think, like, kids, obviously, what I went through in the past, I'm very reserved of who I commit to.
19:35And I don't really open up, like, fully my life to people straight away because of that.
19:40I've never had anything proper, like, ever.
19:43And I was actually very much so worried that that was going to be a worry for you too.
19:47I've never been in a proper relationship.
19:49Yeah.
19:50Hands down, I have to say that.
19:51Mm-hm.
19:52How do you feel about tomorrow, like, making the decision?
19:54Cos I'm, like...
19:55I'm full of a lot of, like, self-doubt.
19:58But you know that.
19:59Cos it's a self-doubt thing.
20:00Yeah, you know that.
20:01Like, I know I like you, and I do think you like me.
20:04I wouldn't have kissed you last night.
20:06Mm-hm.
20:07Or, well, wouldn't have kissed you back.
20:08Baby, you had no choice.
20:09I threw myself at you in the hot tub.
20:13You think that, but...
20:14I wonder if they'll stay for dessert.
20:19Whereas Robin is just wondering if there's a number for a local pizza delivery.
20:23You OK?
20:24Do you want me to chop it for you?
20:25It's all right, thanks.
20:26I've got to do some it, haven't I?
20:27I haven't done out yet.
20:28How are you getting on?
20:29Fine.
20:30Right, they're cut.
20:31See?
20:32I just want it to cut perfectly.
20:33All the nice juices and that coming out.
20:34Oh, yeah.
20:35I like it crispy.
20:36Do you know what I mean?
20:37Like...
20:38That's what I mean.
20:39Not burnt, but crisp around the edges.
20:40That's what I mean.
20:41And we need to put some olive oil.
20:42I know this is probably going to be a really stupid question.
20:44Yeah.
20:45But is olive oil made from them proper green bogey olives?
20:46Yes.
20:47Some are, yeah.
20:48Is it?
20:49Because I don't like olives, but I like olive oil.
20:50Exactly.
20:51And it's like a light pickled onion monster munch, but I don't like pickled onion.
20:52Why am I even doing this for you?
20:53You...
20:54Come on, you take this.
20:55Oh, just putting them in a pan.
20:56Oh, gosh.
20:57The world is ending.
20:58Look at me, Mum.
20:59I'm cooking.
21:00Oh, no.
21:01Oh, no.
21:02Oh, no.
21:03Oh, no.
21:04Oh, no.
21:05Oh, no.
21:06Oh, no.
21:07Oh, no.
21:08Oh, no.
21:09Oh, no.
21:10Oh, no.
21:11Oh, no.
21:12Oh, no.
21:13Oh, no.
21:14Oh, no.
21:15Oh, no.
21:16Oh, no.
21:17Oh, no.
21:18Oh, no.
21:19Oh, no.
21:20Oh, no.
21:21If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
21:28Mine would probably be deep.
21:30Probably to bring my aunt and stepdad back.
21:33That's nice.
21:34What about you?
21:36Oh, see, I'm just going to seem selfish now.
21:39Well, obviously, I'd choose that one as well, but...
21:42If you could, yeah.
21:43I've always been either flying...
21:45Yeah.
21:46..or being invisible.
21:48Yeah, that's a good one.
21:50That's a good one.
21:51That's a good one.
21:52What are you going to do with your potato?
21:53Are they going to go in?
21:54Oh, we need to put them in.
21:55Shit, we need to do that soon.
21:57I think I've figured out that you're good at sitting still looking pretty.
22:09Everyone has a superpower, Robin.
22:12STAGS Mount's resident superhero, Bean Boy, is able to FaceTime while cooking a burger in a onesie.
22:25What?
22:26You like what?
22:27How are we doing?
22:29Mate, it's fantastic.
22:31Her name's Jess.
22:33Yeah?
22:34She's 24.
22:35Oh, that's what a lovely girl.
22:37So you sort of clicked then?
22:39Oh, we clicked instantly.
22:40Oh, no, I'm glad you're going on with that.
22:43Oh, she's brilliant.
22:44I was like, I've never been out with anyone younger than me.
22:48That's fine.
22:49I've done that a few times.
22:51Fair enough then.
22:53Makes me feel better.
22:55If you've done it, it's fine.
22:57All right, well, I'm going to get my onesie on.
22:59Got my unicorn onesie.
23:00OK.
23:01All right.
23:02Love you.
23:03You've got your onesie on.
23:05She's getting her onesie on now.
23:09Oi, she's coming down now.
23:10Do you want to say hello to her?
23:12Yeah, go on then.
23:13This is my oldest brother, Liam.
23:15OK.
23:16Hi, Liam.
23:18How are we doing?
23:19I'm good, thanks.
23:20How are you?
23:21Yeah, I'm good, thank you.
23:23Hello.
23:24What's he making for?
23:26Um...
23:27Burgers.
23:28Burgers.
23:29Aye, sir.
23:30Keep an eye on them.
23:31All right.
23:32In case you burn them.
23:33Fuck off.
23:34Well, I'll let you know my score out of ten.
23:37All right.
23:38Right.
23:39See you soon.
23:40Yeah, see you soon.
23:41Bye.
23:42De la, mate.
23:43De la.
23:44Just remember, Joel, don't add beans.
23:47Or a two-pound coin.
23:52Or, of course, a rock-hard sweet potato.
23:55Shall we start serving the dinner?
23:58I don't think them wedges are done here now.
24:00I ain't waiting.
24:02Because you should have been more responsible for getting on time.
24:10Mummy Nora, what are we going to do?
24:12Shall we just serve?
24:13I can't...
24:14I'm not waiting anymore.
24:15Please!
24:16We can't have shit for your wedges.
24:17Just have a look, then.
24:18Right.
24:19How many times do I have to explain?
24:28Right.
24:29I know you're hungry, and I get like that, too.
24:31But it will be worth it when sweet potato wedges are nice.
24:34Yeah, cool.
24:35And not hard.
24:36OK.
24:37OK.
24:57It's not on.
24:59Our cabin land chefs are out to impress tonight.
25:02That's right.
25:03I don't want my bun well done.
25:07Mamudo's keen to tickle Robin's taste buds.
25:09You just get the potato wedges, honestly.
25:11I ain't waiting no longer.
25:13Not with those underdone sweet potatoes, you won't.
25:16I ain't waiting no longer.
25:17You're fuming about them wedges, aren't you?
25:19I'm not fuming, but I'm a little bit disappointed.
25:24We won't die.
25:25That smells important.
25:28Underdone, however, is clearly not the approach Joel was aiming for with his burger.
25:33If this came out in Wetherspoons, I'd be well happy.
25:36Really?
25:37Yeah.
25:38Not with the bourbon legato.
25:39No, I don't care about the bourbon.
25:40Really?
25:41Yeah!
25:42And old-timers Sarah and Shah have skipped dessert and gone straight to the nightcaps.
25:46Oh, babes, I'm covered in espresso.
25:48I'll look it off your phone.
25:50Stop it.
25:51Yes, it's happy hour.
25:53Again.
25:54Mum, we've only just got in and I'm pouring espresso martinis.
25:58Oh, very nice.
26:00Is there anything you want to know about Sarah or ask her?
26:04Um...
26:07What are your intentions with my daughter?
26:10I can imagine.
26:11Um...
26:14Do you want to meet her, Mum?
26:16Yes.
26:18Do you actually?
26:19Yes.
26:21Yeah, that'd be nice.
26:22I might finally bring a girl to a party.
26:26That'd be nice.
26:28That'd be good.
26:30Right, we're going to go because we're going to get in the hot tub, I think.
26:34OK.
26:35Have fun.
26:37Thank you so much.
26:38Have a good night.
26:39All right.
26:40And I'll, um...
26:41OK.
26:42...fool you in more about Sarah.
26:43I know what you're doing tomorrow.
26:44OK.
26:45OK.
26:46All right, love you.
26:47Nice to speak to you, Sarah.
26:48You too.
26:49Love you, bye.
26:50Bye.
26:52Our mums are so similar.
26:53Aren't they?
26:54Except my mum would be like, I'm going, you filthy cows.
26:58So, Shah and Sarah are at the talking to the parents stage,
27:02whereas Robin and Mermudo are at the difficult, not really talking to each other stage.
27:10Mmm.
27:19It's rude being on your phone at the table.
27:21Sorry.
27:22Sorry, I'll let you off.
27:30You've done well.
27:32Look at that.
27:40We're both just like...
27:42Oh, my God, I've got a proper food, baby.
27:46I actually look like at least four months.
27:49I'll wash up now, man, I can't be worth waiting.
27:51I really think we should just load the dishwasher.
27:53So, all we have to do then is rinse.
27:54You lazy.
27:56I am proper lazy, aren't I?
28:00Don't worry, I'll empty everything.
28:01That's all right.
28:03You sure?
28:04I've got this.
28:06About time you've got something.
28:13Right, who fancies putting a tutu over their unicorn onesie
28:16and singing along with a spot of Shania.
28:18I don't know.
28:20No, me neither.
28:21But fortunately for Joel, Jess does.
28:24Man, I feel like a woman.
28:31Oh, shit!
28:33You all right?
28:34Wait your turn, Joel.
28:36In Otter's pocket, Shah feels like a woman as well.
28:39Luckily, one's about to fall into her lap.
28:41I can't, actually.
28:42I don't think...
28:44I can't, actually.
28:45I don't think...
28:46I'm standing over there
28:47When you put your clothes on
28:50Baby, strip down, flow me, go, take a moment
28:53Don't worry, baby
28:55I'm gonna meet you halfway
28:56Cause I know you want to be a little bit
28:58And it's just like...
28:59Wooh!
29:01So baby, won't lie, what you got and I'm in
29:06This is, like, such a dream.
29:20I am not doing that for you.
29:22Absolutely not.
29:23Because I wouldn't... No.
29:36I think somebody needs to put the kettle on and calm down.
29:45Thanks, Joel. I knew I could rely on you.
29:48Did you make me tea? Mm-hm.
29:51I'm so excited.
29:55You're the second person ever to make me tea.
30:01My nan was first, like, way back when.
30:04Mm-hm.
30:04My sister's boyfriend was the second last week,
30:09and now you're the third, so...
30:11How'd you like your tea? Milky or just... Oh, I don't know.
30:14...decent?
30:17Here's your tea.
30:21Oh.
30:22Okay.
30:25Cheers. No worries.
30:27Probably tastes like shit, but I'll make more of it.
30:32I love it.
30:34Good.
30:36Thank God.
30:38Yeah, I enjoyed that.
30:40That's nice.
30:41No worries.
30:42You know, every cabin should have a Joel.
30:47If he was in Beaversborough, he could help with those dirty dishes.
30:51Oh, we need to go up.
30:53Oh, man.
30:56Baby shop...
30:56Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
31:02someone rescue me, please.
31:05I'm sorry, it's PCT.
31:06You saw that app?
31:07No, I've told you.
31:09If it's bothering you that much, you take a look.
31:15And if he was in Otto's pocket, he could help with the...
31:18Oh, I mean, I don't want to move you,
31:19but you're going to have to come the other way.
31:23I feel like we need to just get into bed.
31:25I feel like I need to roll with a roly-poly,
31:26and I'll make it from bed.
31:27Absolutely not.
31:28If I do a roly-poly?
31:29I mean, no.
31:30Watch your giant cheese sandwich.
31:33Actually, I don't think Shara and Sarah need any help.
31:38Might be best if we just leave them on their own.
31:40I'm going in.
31:44I won't come on the inside, please.
31:46Not sure if Joel might need a bit of help himself, though.
31:49We've messed the bed up, they.
31:51It's your fault.
31:54Oh, this is really nice.
31:56I like it.
31:57Are you a cuddler?
31:58Or are you not?
32:00I'm both.
32:01You're both?
32:02Yeah, I do like a good cuddler as well.
32:03Start off having a cutch, and then, when you go to sleep,
32:06go your separate way, is it?
32:08Yeah, is it?
32:08Yeah.
32:09I'm the same.
32:10Big spoon, little spoon.
32:15I like being a little spoon.
32:26Good night, everyone.
32:28Good night to you, too.
32:29Good night to you, too.
32:36Aw, nothing like a nice, innocent spoon at bedtime.
32:45And we all know where spooning li-
32:48Oh, you know what I mean.
32:59And it looks like Robin is busy with a dirty spoon.
33:02Keep going till you lick this back.
33:04Oh!
33:05And a dirty plate, and a dirty bowl, and lots of dirty glasses.
33:12I don't know where you put the tablet.
33:14Figure it out, please.
33:22Oh, God.
33:23Please, may I have your help?
33:26Please, can you help me?
33:30Yeah, it's working.
33:32Sorted it.
33:33You haven't flushed the toilet!
33:35Two days, and I'm seeing your true colours.
33:38Maybe I've done it on purpose.
33:39Maybe I've done it on purpose.
33:47Hi.
33:52Are you tired?
33:54A little bit.
33:54Yeah, I am.
33:56I'm going to Trump.
34:03I won't get under it covered.
34:08Oh, it's a frosty morning here in Cabinland.
34:29Do I even detect a little bit of a chill inside Otter's pocket?
34:41It's just as quiet as you've been, and I don't know how I feel about it.
34:47It's much hotter in Stag's Mount.
34:49Unfortunately, not in the way Jess and Joel might have been hoping.
34:53What was it?
34:54It was boiling last night.
34:56What was it?
34:56It was boiling.
34:58It wasn't.
34:59It was quite cosy.
35:02Pity you didn't sleep, Joel, because you've got a busy morning ahead.
35:05Well, you all have.
35:11Right, put the kettle on, Robin, because it's time for the question we all need to know the answer to.
35:17Have you had your poo yet?
35:20And once we know the answer to that, what's the second most important question?
35:24Yes, who wants another date?
35:26I need a shower.
35:27I need a shower.
35:29You need to shower?
35:30Yeah.
35:31I'll be out in a sec.
35:37If you sit back and put your knees up, apparently that helps.
35:40What?
35:42Is it out?
35:51Have you washed your hands?
35:56Yeah.
35:57Are you taking the piss?
35:58Yeah.
35:59Are you taking the piss?
36:00Yeah.
36:01No, I'm getting in first.
36:02Sorry.
36:03No.
36:04No.
36:05No.
36:06No.
36:07But things are getting sticky in Otter's pocket, and not just cos the girls have run out
36:22of tequila?
36:23No.
36:24They've also run out of dates.
36:25Are you actually OK?
36:27I'm not going to lie to you.
36:29I'm very excited to go home.
36:31Which is handy, because you will be in a few hours.
36:35The question is, will Sha be travelling with you?
36:38Cos you're hungover?
36:42Oh, shit, Sha.
36:44I always thought that would be me, and this would be you.
36:48OK.
36:59Morning, bread-head.
37:00Hi!
37:01How you doing?
37:02Hey, are you all right?
37:04I'm good!
37:05Ah, what have you been doing?
37:06Overnight, we were just turning into an old married couple, and farting over the shower
37:11and shit like that.
37:11That's nice.
37:13That's nice.
37:14You fell like that?
37:15He doesn't make me farting or anything like that.
37:17that, which is great, isn't it?
37:21It's a requirement.
37:36Hey. So, do you like him?
37:40I don't know if he's a bit young.
37:43How old is he? He's 22.
37:45He's 22, turning 23 this month.
37:47So, look, you're only 24.
37:49Yeah, I know, but...
37:55You're a lot confused.
37:57Confused? It's really very simple, Jess.
38:00Do you like him enough to stay another night,
38:02or do you want to go now?
38:04Unless, of course, you're Char and Sarah who have to leave,
38:06but will it be together or separately?
38:11Actually, now I've said it out loud,
38:13it is quite complicated, isn't it?
38:15Hey, get it, get it!
38:17Oh, this is sad that this is the last time.
38:20I hope you're enjoying your stay
38:22and that you have found love among these...
38:25What? The trees?
38:27Be with Boris still available should you wish
38:29to extend your stay for another night.
38:32Check out time today, it's 11.30am,
38:36as unfortunately the cabin has another booking from today.
38:39Who?
38:40Before you pack and leave,
38:41you have one final big decision to make.
38:43Please let us know whether you'll be leaving as two single people,
38:47or you'll be leaving as an exclusive cabin couple.
38:50Have I made a good first impression on you?
38:53Yeah.
38:54Yeah?
38:55Do you fancy me?
38:56Yeah, do you fancy me?
38:57Yeah, I do.
38:58That's a bonus!
39:00Do you have any doubts?
39:02No, but...
39:04Don't panic.
39:06Don't panic.
39:08No, it was just...
39:09I've never gone out with anyone younger than me.
39:12I know it's only, like, a year.
39:14Don't forget, this is early stages, so...
39:16Yeah, of course.
39:17Like, we're still getting to know each other, so...
39:22So, would you say, like, so far,
39:23there is, like, problems or issues that we've tackled, or...?
39:27No, I don't want to say so.
39:29He's wrote about me that annoys you.
39:31Erm...
39:32I feel in a way that you can do more.
39:37Like, say, for instance, like, last night,
39:39you know, I don't know how to sort a dishwasher out,
39:41but just, like, trying, like, a bit more, don't you think?
39:44It's not as though I'm just munging out on the sofa all day.
39:48I'll pull my weight.
39:49Yeah.
39:50That's good, that's good to hear.
39:58I've had the best time.
39:59Me too.
40:00It's been amazing.
40:01It's been, like, so fun.
40:02The whole experience, from start to finish.
40:05Have you ever felt like this before?
40:08No.
40:09No.
40:10No.
40:11I don't think so.
40:12Like what?
40:13Like, meeting somebody straight away
40:15and just, like, clicking with them and liking them
40:18and just feeling good about the whole thing.
40:25I think you are really easy to get along with.
40:28You're really fun.
40:29But you're just really down to earth, and I like that.
40:31You're easy to talk to.
40:34Fun, bubbly.
40:35Knows over how to have a good time.
40:39I don't have to struggle to say anything to you.
40:41Oh, good.
40:42Well, erm...
40:44Like, obviously, we're thinking of staying, yeah?
40:48Yeah.
40:49Cool.
40:53Well, I'd like to stay for another night.
40:54Would you?
40:55Yeah.
40:56Couldn't call that on table.
40:57I'm not afraid.
40:58If you're down, that's fine.
41:02I think an extra night will probably help.
41:04Yeah.
41:05To figure out more, you know, find out more about you
41:07and, you know, how compatible we are and stuff like that.
41:10Mm-hm.
41:11And, you know, it'll be good.
41:12So...
41:14If you feel the same, then.
41:15Definitely.
41:16Come here.
41:17Nah!
41:18Nah, don't use that.
41:19But in Otter's pocket, they've got to leave, one way or another.
41:24I've never, like, dated anybody and felt this way about them.
41:39Stop.
41:40Don't make me do this.
41:41That's too cute.
41:43Thanks for that.
41:44Erm...
41:45Erm, I haven't in a very long time felt that I've, erm, met someone that I can just be myself around.
42:04I haven't felt like it in a very long time.
42:08I haven't felt like I've had much hope in something before.
42:17That is...
42:18That's a...
42:19That's a thing I've never really...
42:20Never really gotten.
42:22Yeah.
42:25But it's nice.
42:26Erm...
42:27I've not had the tummy tickles in a while, so that's good.
42:34I definitely wanna, like, continue this
42:37and see you...
42:38more.
42:39I wanna see where it goes.
42:40Yeah.
42:41Me too.
42:42There's definitely no doubt we're not gonna be something.
42:45Mm-hmm.
42:46Yeah.
42:47I agree.
42:54One last selfie.
42:55One last selfie.
42:56Will someone...
42:58Put a little love on me?
43:01Yeah.
43:04Put a little love on me.
43:05Here we go.
43:07When the lights come up and there's no...
43:11Are you ready?
43:12I'm ready.
43:13Bye, cabin.
43:14Excited to see my driving?
43:15Nope.
43:17Here we go.
43:19Bye, cabin.
43:21Thanks for the cabin wife and the memories.
43:25I'll miss them, but hopefully they'll keep in touch.
43:27I'll look them up on MySpace.
43:29Babe, I feel like I'm getting steamy.
43:30And steamy.
43:31Can you control?
43:32What?
43:33The steam.
43:34I mean, maybe.
43:35Good luck.
43:37And it's good luck for the next 24 hours for two of our daters.
43:41What?
43:42Can Jess and Joel take their relationship to the next level?
43:45Am I your type?
43:46No.
43:47But I think you are very good looking.
43:49Okay.
43:50Or have they worn themselves out too early?
43:52The vibe I'm getting at is not a vibe of having an emotional connection with someone.
43:59Has Mamudo taken things too far?
44:02I look like a fucked up smurf.
44:05And tomorrow, we welcome two fresh newbies into the cabins.
44:10Crap.
44:12Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board to Holly Airwise.
44:17Babe, look.
44:19More daters.
44:20Can we go and see?
44:21How fun do they look?
44:22Look at her jacket.
44:23She looks cooler than you, babe.
44:24You're offence, bro.
44:25She does.
44:26She absolutely looks cooler than you.
44:27Right, babes, I'm pulling in.
44:30Shall you go say hello?
44:31Yeah, we'll go say hello.
44:32How long have you been in here?
44:33One night.
44:34One night.
44:35Oh, okay.
44:36What about you guys?
44:37We actually last did the full time.
44:38She's coming back to mine now.
44:39Amazing.
44:40Love it.
44:41Do you guys think you're a thing?
44:42We're having a good time.
44:43Good.
44:44Well, good luck with it all.
44:45Oh, thanks.
44:46And good luck to you guys as well.
44:48Bye, guys.
44:49See you soon.
44:50See you soon.
44:51See you soon.
44:52See you soon.
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