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The Cabins Season 1 Episode 5
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00:00Welcome to The Cabins, where brave singletons check into three remote and luxurious log cabins
00:09for the ultimate blind date.
00:13Robin and Mamudo have checked back into Beaversborough for a third night.
00:18Are you really into me now?
00:19And despite Mamudo getting fussy...
00:22I've got this!
00:23About time you've got something.
00:25Their love bubble hasn't burst yet.
00:28And in Stag's Mount, Jess and Joel are still here after enjoying a first meal...
00:34If this came out in Wetherspoons, I'd be well happy.
00:37Really?
00:38..a first night together...
00:39Hey! Oh, shit!
00:41And a first kiss.
00:46Across the forest, Otter's Pocket is ready to be filled with two new daring daters.
00:52Love is in the air, in The Cabins.
00:58There may be plenty of trees in this wet woodland, but when it comes to dating and living together
01:05for 24 hours, there's nowhere to hide.
01:08But now on day three in Beaversborough...
01:11Believe it or not, I keep my bedroom extremely tidy at home.
01:14Robin's proving she's not lazy by cleaning her act up.
01:17And the cabin.
01:19We're getting somewhere.
01:21Come here!
01:21It's now into the second day in Stag's Mount, and Jess and Joel are beginning to get into
01:27the swing of things.
01:28Right, weird question, but I'm intrigued.
01:30Like, as a boy, do you wear under your swimming trunks?
01:35Only if the trunks are too small and it's revealing my package.
01:39Your package?
01:39Bonus Banquet's package.
01:41Bonus Banquet?
01:43Yeah, Bonus Banquet.
01:44That's what I get from KFC.
01:47I'd say that's a winner-winner chicken dinner for these two.
01:50And speaking of which...
01:51I don't want to poison you, aren't I?
01:53I'm sure you won't.
01:54It looks like Robin's had a similar idea for lunch.
01:57Do we need an extractor panel?
02:00What do you want me to help with?
02:01Nothing.
02:04Shall we play a few more of these?
02:05Yeah, let's see it.
02:07Your turn, miss.
02:08OK.
02:08What are your thoughts on the general three-month rule
02:13before having sex with someone you're dating?
02:17Three-month rule?
02:19Three months?
02:20Yeah.
02:23What?
02:24I thought it was three days.
02:25What?
02:26Third date rule.
02:28But I don't think there should be any rules with that.
02:31So you'd have sex after the third date?
02:33Yeah, if I like him and he likes me and we're both...
02:37You know.
02:39Bye.
02:39I just don't...
02:40When did we get here?
02:41Is it, um...
02:43When did I get here?
02:44That's right, Mermudo.
02:45It's date number three, baby.
02:49Do you want to come and put on your hair?
02:53Well, that's one way to clear the air.
02:57I smell in the air.
03:01And that's another.
03:03Hello?
03:04Go on, tell me.
03:05How are you feeling?
03:06Feeling good.
03:07All is well.
03:08He fancies you.
03:09Yes, yeah, I do.
03:10What's his name?
03:11Don't know his name.
03:12His name is Joel.
03:15Love that name.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Think he fancies too?
03:19I freaking hope so.
03:20Have you been legs been akimbo?
03:24No legs akimbo for me.
03:26Little bit of a kiss.
03:28Uh-oh.
03:29Just a bit awkward this morning, just because, you know, he just kissed before bed and whatnot.
03:37Yeah.
03:38I don't know if you would say he was my usual type.
03:47My belly is bigger than his, and you know, you know, that's, you know, that's, guess how old he is.
04:02This is, like, my main concern.
04:04Oh, is it?
04:06Mm.
04:06Is he 19?
04:07No.
04:0821?
04:09No.
04:09Two?
04:1022, yeah.
04:11Why are you concerned about that?
04:12He just seems quite young-minded.
04:19But you fancy him?
04:21Yeah, I do.
04:22Hey, you can only take it one day at a time.
04:24Hey.
04:32Hey, miss.
04:34How you doing?
04:35How you doing?
04:37You cold?
04:38Yeah.
04:39I'll warm you up.
04:40Ooh, I like that.
04:42I like the sound of that.
04:44I really want to know if we're leaving together or not.
04:47What do you think?
04:48If we're...
04:49We both show the effort and we both still are still into each other.
04:52I know, I'll be putting in the effort.
04:55Don't know about you.
04:57I don't know.
05:02What's your favourite time of year?
05:05Christmas.
05:05I like Christmas.
05:06I love celebrating everything, Eid, Christmas.
05:09What's Eid?
05:10So, you know about fasting, right?
05:12Yes.
05:12Yeah, yeah, so after 30 days, so you have that big one party to, like, you know, you're back to eating normal again and stuff like that, so, yeah.
05:21So, have you practised that as well, then?
05:22Yeah, I do that, yeah, but, you know, the past two years, you're probably going to laugh at me.
05:26I've done, what, two, three days?
05:28No, I can imagine it being...
05:29It's longer than hours or longer, kind of like that, yeah.
05:32Really hard.
05:32But there's something that, um, when it comes to Eid, if you can't really fast, you give to the poor.
05:40I like doing good things around that time.
05:42It's good, you know, it's good.
05:43I like that, how, um, you give to the poor.
05:47I know, like, where I've come from, people getting paid, like, £100 a month.
05:53And they've got, like, two, three kids.
05:55Yeah.
05:55And they send kids to school without breakfast, without lunch.
05:59Growing up, um, sometimes, you know, my friends were starving, so for me to be in a position to, um, really help means a lot to me.
06:11So, it makes me want to do stuff, you know.
06:17Don't do it, sir.
06:18Come on.
06:20You OK?
06:21Don't do it, sir.
06:22Come on.
06:26It's like we're married now, isn't it?
06:34I was going to attempt a Sunday roast.
06:36Are you making it or am I making it?
06:38Oh, you're helping me.
06:39Right, help.
06:39Have you ever, um, peeled a potato?
06:43Yeah.
06:44Because I don't know how.
06:46Really?
06:46Oh, I've never peeled a potato.
06:48While Joel fondles his potatoes...
06:51Oh!
06:53..the newest resident of Otter's Pocket is coming in hot.
06:56Crap!
06:58I knew that was going to happen.
06:59I'm an electrician looking for a spark.
07:01Yes, it's 28-year-old Will.
07:05Cheeky, smooth talker, confident.
07:11That's why it's easy.
07:12Man, Jay.
07:14Go away, Will.
07:14I don't want that Will.
07:16New Will.
07:17I get compliments on my accent all the time.
07:19The northern girls love it.
07:21Do we?
07:21The American girls love it.
07:23It's just part of being a London boy, isn't it?
07:26Definitely gets me laid, yeah?
07:28Up north, let's talk loud in the club.
07:30We turn the red.
07:31Are you from London?
07:32Yeah.
07:35Yeah, because you sound like Dick Van Dyke.
07:38I've got a bit of a reputation for myself with girls.
07:41It's stuck to me like a bad smell, really.
07:42It's not going away.
07:43And now I'm at a stage where I want to try and meet someone.
07:46So now it'd be good to get into a cabin
07:48and try and find someone who ain't going to be able to do their research on me.
07:52Hopefully.
07:52I mean, this cabin is pretty remote, but how big is that reputation?
08:10Make yourself comfy, Will, because your date for the next 24 hours is about to touch down.
08:16Ladies and gentlemen, welcome on board to Holly Airways.
08:22It's 23-year-old flight attendant, Holly.
08:25Mmm.
08:27This is going to be fun.
08:29Um.
08:31Well, if that's the uniform, I'd hope there's never any turbulence.
08:35I am cabin crew and make-up artist.
08:37I do do influencing, like, uploading clothes, pictures, make-up photos,
08:42and obviously, like, I do, like, modelling on the side of that as well.
08:47I want someone to get to know me for the real me.
08:49Like, obviously, what you see on Instagram, you've literally seen, like, a few photos.
08:52You're not seeing someone's, like, full personality.
08:56I want someone that is going to be loud, bubbly, get the drinks in, yeah?
09:01Like, that is what I am like.
09:03So I want someone that is literally going to be me, but a male version,
09:06and that is what I've yet to come across.
09:08People do think I'm easy, but I'm really not.
09:13I want to be a bag for life.
09:15I do not want to be your standard plastic bag.
09:21Well, hello!
09:22What's happening? You all right?
09:23Are you OK?
09:24I can hear you coming through.
09:25You all right? You need help?
09:26I have got another suit, guys.
09:27Are you doing all right?
09:28It's at the bottom.
09:29Are you all right, Holly?
09:30Will, nice to meet you.
09:31Will, nice to meet you.
09:32Do you want to help?
09:33You got another case?
09:34Yeah, if you want to get the other one.
09:35Because it is stuck in the stones.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:39You look nice.
09:40Thank you very much, as do you.
09:42You look proper nice in here, to be fair.
09:44I've had a little wander around.
09:45Oh, my God, it's so nice and warm.
09:47I literally can't wait to just put my trackies on.
09:49What actually have you got in here?
09:50Jesus.
09:52I'm so hot.
09:53It gets hot in here.
09:55Literally.
09:56Taking all your clothes off?
09:57Already.
09:58Already?
09:58Jesus Christ.
10:00No, I want my slippers.
10:02Nice little red dress underneath.
10:04I thought I'd, you know.
10:06Make an effort for me.
10:07Make an effort for me.
10:08That's what I like to see.
10:08Stand out.
10:10This is so cute.
10:11It's nice, isn't it?
10:12Obviously, if I do, like, piss you off or anything,
10:15you can go on the sofa.
10:17You can go on the sofa.
10:18You can go on the sofa.
10:20That is fine.
10:21This is so cute.
10:22I'm so glad it's warm.
10:24Do you drink Viseko?
10:25Yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:26I like opening them.
10:28All right.
10:28I do like it.
10:29That water.
10:30Hey.
10:30Yes.
10:32I've got you flowers as well.
10:33See?
10:34Thanks.
10:34How did you know?
10:35I just knew it.
10:36I just knew.
10:36Oh, is this that, um...
10:38Pink.
10:39The bucket.
10:39To make the girls wink.
10:40I didn't want to do this already.
10:42Not already.
10:45Shaved or natural?
10:47Shaved.
10:49What?
10:49What?
10:50What?
10:50What?
10:50The question is that?
10:51Are you, you're meant to, like, ease in?
10:53You're meant to ease into this, yeah?
10:55Not straight for the kill.
10:55No, just straight away, shaved or natural?
10:57Well, well, you know, now I know.
10:59Well, cheers.
10:59Now I know.
11:00Cheers to us.
11:01Cheers to being shaved or natural.
11:02Cheers to hopefully shaved.
11:04Oh, I'm joking.
11:06I can't go.
11:06No, no, no.
11:07Literally can't go.
11:09Being a flight attendant, she must have seen a fair share of landing strips.
11:13All I've been desperate to do is see the hot tub.
11:15See me.
11:15See you in the hot tub.
11:17Oh!
11:18With me wagon wheels out.
11:19That said, these two are off to a flying start, and things are really beginning to take off
11:25for Robin and Mermudo.
11:26But will things measure up for Jess and Joel?
11:42Oh, this is awesome.
11:44But how do we then make this into a roast potato, I wonder?
11:48Cut it in half or something, is it?
11:49Yeah, I guess.
11:50Welcome back to The Cabins, where Robin's finished cleaning Beaver's Burrow.
12:09I'm ready for body painting.
12:11Are you?
12:11And is ready to get messy with Mermudo.
12:14Yeah.
12:15Over in Stag's mouth, Jess is beginning to reveal herself to Joel.
12:19Have you ever tried Yorkshire puddings and Nutella?
12:23Tastes just like a pancake.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:25And things are bubbling along nicely with Will and Holly in Otter's pocket.
12:29We'll go in the hot tub.
12:31Let me get me porno pants on.
12:32Let me get my wife pants on.
12:36Is everyone getting half naked round here?
12:38You know what?
12:39You do me first, yeah?
12:41Yes, it's that romantic moment you've been waiting for, Robin.
12:46Body painting!
12:51LAUGHTER
12:52Oh, my God.
12:59Oh, Jay.
13:00I think you're so funny.
13:05LAUGHTER
13:05I think you're done.
13:11You're done?
13:12I'm done.
13:15Do you want to use paint on your body?
13:16Yeah.
13:17Anything you want.
13:18Just remember to keep it clean, Mermudo.
13:20You just lie down for me, please.
13:22Just a little bit there.
13:27Chill.
13:27You taking piss?
13:28No.
13:29Let's go.
13:31God, that's OK.
13:32Nice body massage.
13:33You're supposed to be turning it on, Mermudo, not blue.
13:41It's meant to be fun and sexy.
13:44Oh.
13:44It's just not sexy.
13:49I look like a fucked-up smurf.
13:51No, you look good.
13:59I'm fuming.
14:01Fuming!
14:03You look good.
14:08You look good.
14:10You look good still.
14:12Oh!
14:13Lovely game.
14:14The best.
14:21I just want you to hate me.
14:23You do now.
14:24What the hell?
14:24Fuck!
14:24Oh!
14:31Oh!
14:32Sort yourself out first, why don't you?
14:35Where do you think you're in?
14:40I'm not.
14:40I used to, like...
14:41I thought you'd have got to be my body.
14:43I'm not angry.
14:45I'm just a boyfriend.
14:46You're a boyfriend?
14:46Yeah.
14:47You're my fault.
14:49Well, that went down like a sack of potatoes.
15:05Speaking of potatoes, how are Jess and Joel going on?
15:10Right, what do you want to read? I'm going to find out.
15:12I'm going to get my nan on the case. Nan! Help.
15:16Hiya, Nan. You OK? I'm making her a Sunday roast.
15:22Lovely. I've got saucepans with water in.
15:25Yeah. What shall I do next?
15:28You've got to put the bloody vegetables in.
15:31Have you put the meat in first? Yeah, yeah, that's it.
15:34You've got your vegetables all pre-emptive, have you?
15:37The potatoes are sorted. I don't know what's going on with the carrots.
15:41Oh, you've got a sous chef there, have you?
15:45Yes. Hello.
15:47Oh, hey, you look all right, love.
15:49Oh, thank you. There you go.
15:51When your vegetables are cooked,
15:53if the fork goes through them nice and softly,
15:56you know they're cooked. Right.
15:58Common sense, love.
16:00Now, don't turn it into a disaster, mate.
16:03Cook it nice. No, I'm sure it'll be fine.
16:06All right, love. Ta-bye. Bye.
16:09Bye.
16:10Oh, my God. Your dad's a legend.
16:13Do you put all of them in?
16:17Well, that's done now, anyway.
16:19Shug them all in. Perfect.
16:21Woo-hoo, I'm cooking.
16:25Good for you, Jess.
16:26We should all have a go at something new every once in a while.
16:29You know, every once in a...
16:31Blue Moon.
16:43You've actually lost them!
16:47You're telling...
16:49You're telling me you don't actually wear them?
16:51I don't know.
16:52I put my... I put my...
16:53I was about to get...
16:54You can actually go in there.
16:55I'm glad you took it in the back one.
16:56Bloody hell, they hardly cover anything.
16:58Unlike that body paint,
17:00which Mamudo managed to cover Robin in completely.
17:03Hello.
17:04Hi.
17:05Since being here, this is the first time I've been nervous.
17:22Nah, I just wanted to say that, erm, I was sorry about before.
17:39All right, I'm going to get dressed.
17:41You're going to get dressed?
17:42I'll let you get dressed.
17:43I'll let you get dressed.
18:13This night is shaping up worse than Jess and Joel's dinner.
18:40Oh, you bastard.
18:44How are you getting on?
18:46Erm...
18:48I'm just half asleep today.
18:50Don't make excuses.
18:57Here we go.
19:00Do you want to keep an eye on your sprouts?
19:08Give it on three minutes.
19:11A few more minutes?
19:12A few more minutes.
19:14At least the conversation's flowing in Will and Holly's hot tub, though.
19:19And I think you are faculty.
19:20Along with the Prosecco.
19:21I'm clever in my own way.
19:23But, like, ask me anything to do with, like, the Prime Minister and anything like that, then...
19:27Do you know who the Prime Minister is?
19:30You put me on the spot?
19:31You put me on the spot.
19:32No, you're joking me, please.
19:33No, you put me on the spot.
19:34All the stuff that's going on, you must know who I put on the spot.
19:36Boris.
19:37Boris Johnson.
19:38Boris Johnson, yeah.
19:39Erm...
19:40But, no, this is the funniest thing.
19:41Right, so, do you know?
19:42We were playing a trivia game.
19:43And so I thought, do you know Stephen Hawking?
19:47Yeah.
19:48But, obviously, you know who Stephen Hawking's good.
19:50I thought he was the first one on the moon.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:53And from modern history in Otter's Pocket to modern languages in Stag's Mount.
19:59Bon Appetit!
20:04Mmm.
20:05Mmm.
20:08Oh!
20:09Smarter.
20:10That's me.
20:11Liar.
20:13Carrot was a bit hard, that's all.
20:15Oh, this one's solid.
20:16All right, leave that one, then.
20:18I don't think I put sprouts on this.
20:35I was going to say, where's your sprouts?
20:37Where's my sprouts?
20:38That's all right, no farting.
20:41It's always other ways to keep warm in the bed.
20:43Is there?
20:44Yes.
20:45Yes.
20:48Well, I think Mamudo could do with a bit of warming up,
20:50with Robin still giving him the cold shoulder.
20:54Will and Holly are cosying up nicely in the hot tub, though.
20:57I think some of your hair looks...
20:58You look better with your hair up.
20:59Thanks.
21:00It's not a compliment, don't get excited.
21:02One nil, one compliment.
21:04It's a pretty sad compliment.
21:06No, I think it's like, I don't know.
21:07It's more chill.
21:08Yeah.
21:09I want to get out.
21:10I think it's cold.
21:11Yeah.
21:12I'm hungry.
21:13I want to moan.
21:14I want to moan.
21:15Needy.
21:16I'm a moaner.
21:18So, whilst Will and Holly are getting dry...
21:20Hold on, get out.
21:23Jess and Joel's conversation is...
21:27Let's talk about something interesting.
21:30Yep, drier than their roast chicken.
21:32What is interesting to you?
21:36Now, you look at the pictures of Adam and Eve.
21:38First humans in the planet and stuff.
21:40All the animals and creatures and stuff.
21:42And there's God, like, you know, giving them hope and stuff.
21:44And then the snake comes, whatever his name is.
21:47And the next bit of day, you just notice something that's off the point.
21:52If they are the first humans in the planet,
21:56How come they've got belly buttons?
21:59Get comfy, Jess.
22:00You could be in for a long night.
22:05Is that my phone?
22:06It's for you.
22:08Hello?
22:09Close.
22:10Oh, safe by the bell.
22:11It's going good.
22:12I shall walk out.
22:14Sorry, I shall leave you right there.
22:15That's okay.
22:16You go for it.
22:17Okay.
22:18Up the stairs I go.
22:22Just wondering if...
22:23What do you see yourself getting with a...
22:26It's, like, early days still.
22:28But...
22:29There is something going on here.
22:31Oh, right.
22:32So, you see...
22:33Do you see there's a possibility of this going somewhere?
22:36Yeah.
22:47Have you kissed or anything of that?
22:49Yes, we did.
22:50Oh, so this is definitely going somewhere, then?
22:52Yeah, it is going somewhere, yes.
22:53Yeah, it is going somewhere, yes.
23:19Welcome back to The Cabins,
23:21where Will and Holly are figuring out
23:23whether they'd make the picture-perfect couple.
23:25Let me send a photo of you.
23:27To my friend.
23:28Yeah.
23:29Let's see what she says.
23:34Jess is desperately trying to liven things up
23:37between her and Joel.
23:38Never have I ever been sick on the night out
23:42and then kissed someone straight after.
23:48I have.
23:49Don't tell me you're tired.
23:51Ew.
23:52Yeah.
23:53Never have I ever faked being tired
23:55to get out of a conversation.
23:57Whereas Mamudo and Robin clearly need to have one.
24:01Do you want to have a chat outside?
24:02Outside?
24:03Yeah.
24:04It's wet.
24:05Let's chat on there, then.
24:06Let's chat on there, then.
24:11I know you're still disappointed at what happened.
24:13You know, it's still sort of, like, raw.
24:16But I shouldn't have done it.
24:17So, you know, I do apologise.
24:19I just want to just say, if we're always silly with each other,
24:24then it is just going to...
24:25We're just going to end up being mates.
24:27Being mates, yeah, definitely.
24:31Just to let you know that I am attracted to you, like,
24:34maybe showing it more is more convenient than me messing about
24:39thinking that I'm funny when I'm not.
24:41At least you've made it.
24:45Let's hug it.
24:47Go on, you can stand there.
24:48You're funnier than me now.
24:50Is that OK?
24:51Yeah, that's perfect.
24:52Music to my ears.
24:54You look incredible by the way.
24:57Thanks.
24:58Aw, that's it.
24:59No point crying over spilt body paint, is there?
25:04Looks like things could be on the up for Jess and Joel, too.
25:09I'm going to go, like, think towards the bottom.
25:18Ow.
25:19Fuck!
25:20OK.
25:21Damn it!
25:24Right.
25:25Am I your type?
25:28Hmm.
25:29Erm...
25:32No.
25:33OK.
25:34I mean...
25:36I don't really know what to say.
25:39Oh, God.
25:45I've never been with anyone that is smaller than me.
25:50Like, not that you're...
25:51Obviously, you're taller than me, but...
25:52Yeah.
25:53I mean, like, build-wise.
25:55Oh, yeah.
25:56They're always, like, pretty chubby-tubby guys.
25:59OK.
26:01But...
26:02I think you are very good looking.
26:03OK.
26:07Erm...
26:08But, yeah, that's...
26:09Like I said, I don't really have a type, so don't bother me.
26:11I'm open to all sorts.
26:12I am.
26:13I fancy everyone.
26:15I'm just gonna drink my drink.
26:17Be sure to take that foot out of your mouth first, won't you, Jess?
26:20It makes her sexy as it will.
26:26She knows who I am!
26:28Tell her to...
26:31There's the face of a worried man.
26:35You've been bad!
26:36You've been bad!
26:37You've been bad!
26:38You've been bad!
26:39Who is it? What's her name?
26:40Millie.
26:41Nellie!
26:42Well, she's replied,
26:43Oh, my God!
26:44Oh, no!
26:47Really?
26:48You're in my bad books already!
27:01No, she says,
27:02You're good, babe!
27:05I wonder how she knows straight away, then.
27:07Is it Will?
27:08She knows everyone.
27:09Mm.
27:10I bet boys...
27:11The boys, like, are getting intimidated by you a little bit.
27:15Not really.
27:16I just get pied a lot.
27:17Do you?
27:18Mm.
27:19I don't get involved with people just to, like, chat.
27:21Like, if I'm, like, talking to someone...
27:22You want to get to know them.
27:23Yeah, yeah, yeah.
27:24No, but that's not being pied.
27:25That's just a...
27:26That's a boy being...
27:27OK, that's just...
27:28That's just a boy being a...
27:29Yeah, that was...
27:30That was probably me, like...
27:31When I come out of a long-term relationship, like...
27:34It was such a bad...
27:35Because I just wasn't interested in...
27:37I'll meet...
27:38I'm, like, dating any type of girl, and they...
27:41Most of...
27:42A lot of them were, like, proper nice girls.
27:43And I just weren't interested in getting to know them.
27:46So if they didn't want to sleep with me, it was like...
27:50If you stuck me in a cabin two years ago, I would have been like,
27:54It's a...
27:55It's a lie.
27:56It's a front...
27:57Because I'm in here for no reason.
27:58Do you know what I mean?
27:59Because I weren't, like...
28:00Ready to lie.
28:01Ready to go.
28:02Like, come out of a five-year relationship to get thrown in a cabin.
28:03Why are you ready now, though?
28:04Like...
28:05It's because I've done...
28:06I've done a lot, like...
28:08Even being around my sister when she's had a new, like, baby.
28:10I don't want that now, but...
28:12I like the thought of it now.
28:14Yeah.
28:16Everyone thinks, like, being selfish is a bad thing, but...
28:18Yeah, but it's not, because it's your life.
28:19It's your life, yeah.
28:20It's your life.
28:21You should do what you want to do.
28:22Do what you want to do.
28:23Especially in your 20s, like you said, it's about having fun, isn't it?
28:24Like...
28:25That's what I mean.
28:26Like, I literally got to my 20s and I was like, no.
28:28I was like, I've not...
28:29I've not lived my life, like, not experienced it.
28:30You've done it similar to me, but...
28:31I was like, I need to get it out of the system and, like, do it.
28:35And now they've got that off their chest,
28:37it's time for a spot of hot tub hokey-cokey.
28:40Just as Jess takes her foot out, she puts it back in again.
28:43What was it?
28:44But can she turn it all around?
28:46Erm...
28:48I know I'm not your ideal type.
28:50That's the number one.
28:51No, you can see that.
28:53Like I said, I didn't have a type.
28:54Yeah.
28:55It's like, I go for my normal...
28:57Yeah.
28:58..person.
28:59Erm...
29:00But, no, you're very attractive.
29:01I'm okay.
29:02Erm...
29:03I just don't know if we've got too much in common.
29:05I feel like it's, like, more like a friendship kind of thing,
29:08to...
29:09Retention.
29:10Retention your friendship.
29:11I feel like...
29:13I just love my sleep with her.
29:14Where do you sleep?
29:15That's me.
29:16I love sleep.
29:17You sleep when you're dead.
29:18That's my saying.
29:19I know.
29:20Sleep when you're dead.
29:21I know.
29:22Am I wrong, though?
29:23Right.
29:24Right, I know.
29:25I know.
29:26You don't really sleep.
29:27Look, that's me.
29:28I love sleeping.
29:29You sleep when you're dead.
29:30That's my saying.
29:31I know.
29:32Sleep when you're dead.
29:33Right.
29:34Am I wrong, though?
29:35Right.
29:37Now I was starting to kick in here and do that I just kind of...
29:41Sleep and stuff.
29:42What, man?
29:43What, are you going to sleep down here on your own?
29:45Oh, yeah.
29:46You don't mind?
29:47I can't.
29:48I can't wait for you to wake up there.
29:53Do you want to go before you sleep? If this is your last night, you'll have a good time.
30:02That's close.
30:09At this point, it's starting to feel like it's just a spa date for one.
30:18Hello, darling.
30:22I just want to know, what were your first impressions of him?
30:27I don't know.
30:29What do you mean you don't know, Holly?
30:32I'm trying to whisper.
30:35But I can't whisper.
30:38Let me see if I can go on the balcony.
30:49Not my type.
30:53Really?
30:54Yeah.
30:55He's quite pretty boy.
30:56I don't really go for pretty boy.
30:58I go for a bit rough.
31:04Has he got toes?
31:05Yeah, but you can't see him.
31:07You can only see him when he's got, like, his top off.
31:10Look, he's really attractive.
31:11Like, he's really attractive.
31:12Yeah, I get that.
31:13But, like, he's not the bad boy kind of vibe.
31:16Do you think you're, like, sexually attracted to him at all?
31:19I don't know.
31:20Not my normal sexually attracted, like, a jump into bed with you straight away kind of vibe, but...
31:28Do you think he's having warming to it?
31:30I don't know.
31:32Are you joking?
31:33Look, I don't know.
31:34I just don't know the vibe.
31:35I don't know.
31:37What, are the sleeping arrangements?
31:39Like, are you going to sleep?
31:40I don't know.
31:41Obviously, there's the sofa downstairs and, obviously, there's a double bed upstairs.
31:45He's got to sleep in his own bed since, surely.
31:47And I've got to snore.
31:48Can I really be snoring at this point in the situation?
31:52Hello?
31:53All right, what?
31:54You OK?
31:55It's a weird situation.
31:58The vibe I'm getting at is not a vibe of having an emotional connection with someone and getting to not one.
32:21It's, like, a completely different vibe.
32:26She even said, like, today, it just feels like we didn't have anything in common.
32:30And she's, like...
32:31She sees, like, more of a friendly way.
32:34Friend approach.
32:35That's what she said, is it?
32:36Like, it's coming up to a friend approach, yeah.
32:38Like, I'm starting to feel, like, that now.
32:42I'm in now.
32:43Make sure Jess is OK.
32:44Sleep on it tonight now.
32:45Wake up in the open house and have some breakfast and have a chat with Jess and see how she feels as well.
32:49Yeah.
32:50Feel good tonight?
32:51Yeah.
32:52Good.
32:53All right.
32:54Good night, babe.
32:55Good night.
32:56Good night.
32:57Good night.
32:58Hello.
32:59You all right?
33:00Oh, I'm swell.
33:01How are you?
33:02I'm all right, yeah.
33:03So, where are you sleeping then?
33:04Are you sleeping upstairs with me or are you chilling down here?
33:09No, I'm coming upstairs.
33:10I'm just having my drink.
33:11I'm...
33:12Oh, does it?
33:13Yeah.
33:14Oh, good.
33:15You having a good time?
33:16Yeah.
33:17Yeah, I'm just...
33:18Nah, good.
33:19That's all.
33:20Right.
33:21I'm gonna, like, head up.
33:22OK.
33:23Anyways.
33:53Well, at least you're one of the lucky ones who knows where they're sleeping tonight.
33:58Unlike Will and Holly.
34:00Who knows where they'll end up sleeping?
34:03Honestly, this bed's unreal.
34:05I could see myself sleeping in this bed.
34:06That's fine.
34:07Oh, that was easy.
34:10What was your first impression?
34:12Of you?
34:13Yeah.
34:14Cocky, arrogant.
34:15Oh, nothing nice then.
34:17I'm joking.
34:20No, attractive.
34:22Oh, that's it?
34:23No, because you haven't opened your mouth, you said first impression.
34:26All right, you're joking.
34:27That's fine.
34:28I'll take that.
34:29I'll take that in a slight comment.
34:34Ooh.
34:35Yeah, don't be worried about going deep.
34:37Whereas it sounds like Robin and Mamudo aren't planning on sleeping at all.
34:42Mmm.
34:44Harder.
34:47Well, you don't want to let painful knots develop, do you?
34:49I'm not even being sexual.
34:52Like, I need it.
34:53I need it.
34:54I need it.
34:55Honestly.
34:56To get them bad boys out.
34:58You'll sleep well after that, Robin.
35:00Probably better than Will, anyway.
35:02Mm-hmm.
35:03Mm-hmm.
35:04Mm-hmm.
35:05Mm-hmm.
35:11Four rings.
35:12Beautiful girl.
35:13And hide her away from the rest of the world.
35:18I want to be the one that walk in the sun.
35:22And girls, they want to have fun.
35:25Girls just want to have fun.
35:26Girls just want to have fun.
35:27That's all they really want.
35:28Some fun.
35:29When the working day is done, oh, girls, they want to have fun.
35:44Girls just want to have fun.
35:48Thank you, thank you.
35:50I feel like that was amazing.
36:05It's a new day in this idyllic Wonderbar wonderland.
36:09And as the sun rises, so do our daters.
36:16Ooh.
36:17Seems to be a nice day.
36:18I can sense it.
36:19Mm.
36:27Some quicker than others, though, eh, Jess?
36:30But she's not the only one feeling the effects of last night.
36:34Morning.
36:35Morning.
36:36I'm knackered.
36:38You're snoring's unreal.
36:40Oh, my God.
36:41You said you don't snore, and I woke up and you snore as well.
36:44Jesus, you need to sleep that way.
36:46You're all right that way.
36:47It's fine.
36:50What a nice view.
36:53Banter.
36:55Short.
36:56Good morning.
37:12Morning.
37:13You OK?
37:14You feel better after you had to sleep?
37:19Yeah.
37:20Oh, dearie me.
37:21Don't worry, you two.
37:22Holly and Will are also having a rubbish start to the day.
37:32Should we take the bin bag out?
37:35It stinks, doesn't it?
37:36Yeah.
37:37I'll do it.
37:38Literally.
37:39There's a big black bin out the front for it to go into.
37:43Um, bin bags.
37:47Speaking of which, it's time to find out which daters are getting chucked out
37:51and which are deciding to stay for another 24 hours.
37:55We've got a letter.
37:57I'm nervous for some reason, man.
38:21Good morning.
38:22Morning.
38:23Sorry if I kept you awake with my singing.
38:30How are you feeling?
38:32Oh, I feel swell.
38:41Are you willing to stay for another night or do you want to leave?
38:45Erm...
38:50I don't know if...
38:53Maybe we have that much in common.
38:55I see, like, we're more...
38:58Like, friends.
38:59Like, that kind of thing, you know?
39:00Yeah.
39:01We can literally go out and get...
39:02Have a laugh, get pissed.
39:03Oh, yeah.
39:04Yeah.
39:05Clubbing and stuff.
39:06Yeah.
39:07Cool.
39:08Oh.
39:10Cheers, all the best.
39:11Okay.
39:12I'm gonna...
39:13I'm gonna...
39:14Head inside.
39:18Oof.
39:19That didn't take long, did it?
39:21Right, so what are you saying then?
39:22Do you want to stay?
39:23So you express your feelings to me first.
39:25So...
39:26I'm absolutely in love.
39:27I want to marry you already.
39:28I know.
39:29I'm getting married here.
39:30I know.
39:31I've already looked at the wedding pictures for here.
39:32I know.
39:33You haven't mentioned wedding a few times.
39:34No.
39:36Do you fancy me?
39:39Yeah.
39:40You do?
39:41I do.
39:42That's a good start, anyway.
39:43You're attractive.
39:44Painting.
39:45I got out of you a little bit.
39:46Painting.
39:47Yeah, I think the one thing I was worried about,
39:49which I'm glad that hasn't happened,
39:50is that, like, someone that clashed with me.
39:52Yeah.
39:53We don't clash.
39:54Yeah.
39:55We both know we're, like, obviously good-looking,
39:56like, I'm not being big-headed, like...
39:57So there's always gonna be some sort of attraction there,
39:59I think.
40:00I mean, I still fancy, you know.
40:14I think after yesterday, after what happened,
40:18I don't know, made me gravitate towards you a bit more.
40:22Really?
40:23Yeah.
40:24Because I was on edge, like, I was thinking,
40:26oh, man, would this be it?
40:28Because I made that mistake, you know.
40:30She'd be like, oh, no, he's too much over me.
40:32So that made me, you know, want to work harder
40:37and graft more, really, so...
40:39Oh, no, I like that.
40:41We have got a connection.
40:43Definitely.
40:44Like, we can just bounce off each other and be silly together,
40:47but we do need to explore the more...
40:50Romantic side.
40:51Serious, romantic side.
40:53Yeah.
40:54That is the only thing that's probably missing a little bit.
40:57It's Joel and Jess's last chance to say something
41:02to turn this whole thing around.
41:04Did the bins, did you?
41:05Yeah, I done the bins.
41:06Oh, well done.
41:07See?
41:08A bin man, innit?
41:09Oh.
41:10Oh.
41:11Oh.
41:12Oh.
41:13So, yeah, we're both gonna stay another night.
41:14And...
41:15Yeah.
41:16Yes.
41:17I think we should get to know each other a lot.
41:18more than what we have already.
41:19I just want to do, like...
41:20more...
41:21more...
41:22fun things.
41:23Yeah.
41:24I do want to stay.
41:25I want to stay.
41:26I want to get to know you more.
41:27100%.
41:28Is it good?
41:29Yeah.
41:30I'm 100%.
41:31Don't worry.
41:32We're in harmony, shall we?
41:33We're in harmony, shall we?
41:34We're in harmony, shall we?
41:35We're in harmony, shall we?
41:36We're in harmony, shall we?
41:37We might need some earplugs.
41:38This will be our last night, innit?
41:39Yeah.
41:40Yeah.
41:41So, yeah, we're both gonna stay another night.
41:43And...
41:44Yes.
41:45I think we should get to know each other a lot more than what we have already.
41:47I just want to do, like, more fun things.
41:50Yeah.
41:51I do want to stay.
41:52I want to get to know you more.
41:53100%.
41:54Is it good?
41:55Yeah.
41:56I'm 100%.
41:57Don't worry.
41:58We're in harmony, shall we?
41:59We might need some earplugs.
42:00This will be our last night, innit?
42:05Yeah.
42:06There's nothing more to think on my behalf, you know?
42:10No.
42:11I would love to stay for another night.
42:13Yeah, definitely.
42:14Definitely.
42:15Like I say, I think there's more to come, I think.
42:17I'm excited to see a different side of you.
42:20Yeah.
42:21And to show that side of me as well.
42:22I'm not just saying you need to be romantic and you need to be this and that.
42:26Like, just as, you know, both of us just need to...
42:29Yeah.
42:30..go down that route.
42:31Definitely.
42:32Definitely.
42:33And see if, obviously, see if it is mourning, that kind of level.
42:38Yeah.
42:39Rather than just, like, friends.
42:40Definitely.
42:41Come here.
42:42Get out.
42:48It's trying to be more romantic, you know?
42:50Let you know that...
42:51Smack my arse.
42:52Yeah, let know that I'm here, you know?
42:53Let you jiggle.
42:54Let me go.
43:24Let me go.
43:25Let me go.
43:34What the fuck?
43:35Hey.
43:36Hello?
43:37He's gone.
43:38Just all by myself.
43:39Oh, God.
43:40Oh, God.
43:41Yeah.
43:42He's gone.
43:43Just all by myself.
43:44Oh, God.
43:47Yeah.
43:53Oh, God.
43:58Oh, God.
44:11Karaoke, anyone?
44:13So, what will next week bring?
44:15Do I have a camel toe in these leggings?
44:19Has Mamoudo got what it takes to be romantic?
44:23Is Will about to ruin his chances with Holly?
44:26Yeah!
44:33And will the new residents of Beavers Borough be lucky in love?
44:38In fact, we've got a full five days of exciting comings and goings.
44:43You OK? Downstairs, let's go.
44:48Oh, my God!
44:50This is his first date.
44:53Really? Ever.
44:55How big is your farm, Nat?
44:59Do I think I'm ready to let me know?
45:02Do we stay or do we go?
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