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The Cabins Season 1 Episode 1
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00:00It might be chilly outside but a cast of brave singletons are checking out of
00:11modern-day dating in order to check in to three remote and luxurious log cabins.
00:20Moving in together for an extreme first date as dating has got a hot new home.
00:29There's Stag's Mount, Otter's Pocket and Beaver's Burrow in steamy hot tubs and with the fires
00:49of passion roaring, these hot and bothered singletons will spend 24 hours getting to
00:57know their date.
00:58Everywhere I'm looking is beautiful.
01:00Oh God, I'm going to go red.
01:01How many times do you masturbate a week?
01:03Wow.
01:04This is not for me.
01:06Making their own entertainment before finally deciding whether to extend their stay.
01:12Have you ever felt like this before?
01:13No?
01:14No.
01:15But when checkout time comes...
01:17Am I your type?
01:18No.
01:19Oh God.
01:20Will they leave broken hearted?
01:21I don't think I'm ready to let anyone in.
01:24Or together as an exclusive cabins couple?
01:27I'd like to know this is where I stand or no, that's not where I stand.
01:34Yeah.
01:35This is the cabins.
01:40Wow.
01:41Oh my God.
01:42Wow.
01:43All right?
01:44All right, Olivia.
01:45This 22-year-old wants a man who can see past the lip gloss and eyeliner and into her
02:01heart.
02:02I think guys might find my look very intimidating because I look all glam.
02:09The way she's swinging that chopper around, I'm not surprised they're intimidated.
02:14I think a guy would sort of have to really prove me wrong to find the soft side.
02:20I'm really consistent as well, I think.
02:22They're sort of like nice for one week and then they're not nice and I'm like, well,
02:25two different people.
02:26Oh my God.
02:28Too posh for me.
02:30I don't even really go on dates.
02:37How funny if I think I've been on one or two and that was at the local pub.
02:42Oh my God.
02:45Well, if she thinks that's impressive, wait till she spots a date.
02:49Oh my God.
02:53Yes, here to give you a taste of his Yorkshire pudding, it's 26-year-old Tom from Leeds.
02:59Years ago I used to be quite overweight, which personality obviously were a key thing.
03:09Women are overly attractive to an overweight kid playing video games.
03:14So, got into the gym, got more and more fitness, a bit better looking.
03:18So, I'm a good looking guy with a fat person's personality.
03:21So, what's the secret to making yourself a bit better looking then?
03:28Truthfully, I go to the gym maybe six days a week.
03:33Yeah, right.
03:34That's a lie.
03:35It's actually seven days a week.
03:36And that's why I'm a glorious man-mountain that I am today.
03:39Because of the way I look, I attract the wrong kind of women.
03:50They're very much more into the physique rather than anything else.
03:53I'm not just a piece of meat.
03:59No, Tom, in those trousers we can see your two veg as well.
04:03Interesting hand luggage, by the way.
04:05Hi!
04:06Hey, how are we doing?
04:07Oh my God.
04:08How are we doing?
04:09I'm good, thank you, how are you?
04:11Fantastic, thank you.
04:12How amazing is this, please?
04:13It's actually stunning.
04:14I was literally going to cry as I walked in.
04:16I'm Olivia.
04:17Tom, nice to meet you.
04:18Are you tall?
04:19Yeah.
04:20Love it.
04:21Oh, you made yourself comfy with slippers already, haven't you?
04:24Where are you from?
04:25Leeds.
04:26No.
04:27What about you?
04:28Hull.
04:29Are you actually literally next door?
04:30Yes.
04:31That's not too bad, that's a good start, isn't it?
04:33Oh, I love it in here.
04:34You can move my slippers.
04:36I'm sweating, I've been walking about, having a look.
04:38I've sat here on my own for ages.
04:40Really?
04:41You look fantastic, by the way.
04:42Thank you, so do you.
04:43I like the way you dress.
04:45It's a good job, isn't it?
04:46I didn't spend about 20 hours trying to figure out what to wear at home.
04:49I mean, I did.
04:50I was like, what do I wear?
04:52What is it?
04:53But there's loads for us to do.
04:55I just want to play beer pong, if I'm honest.
04:57I know someone else who might fancy beer pong.
04:59Am I hanging out?
05:01Am I in?
05:02Oh, you look lovely.
05:07Hoping for that warm and fuzzy feeling inside Otter's Pocket
05:10is 29-year-old Charlotte, or Char to her friends.
05:14By day, I'm an operations manager.
05:16And by night, I'm CEO of Tequila and Bad Decisions.
05:19My dating profile online currently says,
05:24Achievements, won 2009's Rear of the Year in my small town college.
05:29Number two, I got arrested in South Korea.
05:33And number three, I have a standard McDonald's order
05:36that activates the fasten seatbelt alarm when placed on the seat.
05:39Which is attractive, right?
05:42Oh, I'm so nervous.
05:44I don't know whether to, like, have a shot of tequila
05:48and clean my teeth or lay on the kitchen counter covered in sushi.
05:57I think I'm gonna be myself completely and fully,
05:59because what have I got to lose?
06:02Uh, dignity, self-respect, I could go on.
06:08But you might just land yourself a perfect match
06:12in the shape of 26-year-old Sarah from Blackpool.
06:15Oh, my God, babe, I think I can see her.
06:17She's coming.
06:18Either that or there's someone really fit going for a leisurely walk.
06:22I think people's first impression, when they see me,
06:36they expect me to be a little bit nastier than I am.
06:39I guess I come across really tough and intimidating,
06:41but I'm actually not.
06:42I am a marshmallow.
06:44It's a marshmallow world in the world.
06:46I'm the type of person who writes on your lunchbox
06:48before you go to work.
06:49That's me.
06:50Please don't show that.
06:52Being gay but not like your typical lesbian,
06:56I do often get girls that kind of, like, are intrigued.
06:59I don't want to be experimented on any more.
07:02People quite evidently just want to get you into bed
07:05and want to bang.
07:06I've never had something real.
07:08I've never had something where I think
07:10I'm going to be able to marry you.
07:14Right, no pressure then, Charles.
07:18Oh, wish me luck.
07:20I hope she likes me.
07:24Oh, my God, hi.
07:25Hi.
07:26So nice to see you.
07:27Hey, are you OK?
07:28Do you want help?
07:29No, no, it's good.
07:30How hard was that getting through the gravel?
07:31Hi.
07:32I know, hi.
07:33Nice to meet you.
07:34Nice to meet you.
07:35Nice to meet you.
07:36Nice to meet you.
07:37Nice to meet you.
07:38Nice to meet you.
07:39Nice to meet you.
07:40How are you doing?
07:41I've set us up beer pong.
07:42OK.
07:43I guess we met you.
07:44Right.
07:45Amazing.
07:46I have brought you something else as well.
07:48Mine's upstairs.
07:49I kind of packed more than you
07:51because I was optimistic that I was going to stay a while.
07:54My biggest cross.
07:55I just, like, I kind of, like, have loads out
07:57and then I was like, right, I want to narrow this down.
07:58I don't want people who over-pack too much.
08:00Yeah?
08:01Yeah.
08:02Well, you can buy with some of my shit if you need it.
08:03Not that you'll need it, but I've already done tequila.
08:05I like the Wellian dress look.
08:07Aw, thank you.
08:08I'm going to put this down, too.
08:10Oh, my gosh.
08:11I literally was watching you walking and I was like...
08:13Were you watching me?
08:14Well, I saw her.
08:15I was like, but it's blonde.
08:16I know she's blonde.
08:17I can see her.
08:18I was trying to zoom in with my eyes.
08:19I just messaged my favourite friend and I was like,
08:21OK, she looks fit.
08:23Do you want a tequila shot?
08:24Definitely not.
08:25Jesus Christ.
08:26I've already done one.
08:27You're like, I need one.
08:28Do you drink?
08:29I do, yeah.
08:30Yeah, you're safe.
08:31I do drink.
08:32That's OK.
08:33You're like, I need a drink now.
08:34And breathe.
08:37Oh, God.
08:38So what do you do?
08:39So I'm a waitress, but like part-time.
08:42And then I sort of fitness model.
08:44Cool.
08:45And then I'm just learning to be a qualified PT,
08:47but I do PT in any way.
08:48Oh, amazing.
08:49Because, yeah, I went from like...
08:50No, no, I wasn't like fat, but I went from like chunky to like slim.
08:53Yeah?
08:54And then I got all obsessive with it.
08:55And now I'm doing that kind of thing.
08:56To the gym a lot.
08:57That's good, though.
08:58That's what I need in my life, someone that goes to the gym.
09:00I can definitely hop out there.
09:02Right.
09:03How cool is that, though?
09:04Like hot tub and stuff and everything.
09:06I know.
09:07It's so cool here, right?
09:08Yes.
09:09We've even got beds, as Tom has already worked out.
09:12Yeah.
09:13Do you know what, though?
09:14This is something I do need to test out on the basis of.
09:16It's amazing.
09:17I jumped on it.
09:18So...
09:19I'm a gentleman on all, but you can piss off with sleeping on soap.
09:22Yeah.
09:23I shotgun this eyes.
09:24What if I, like, have a bad nightmare and then I go straight into the wood?
09:27How tall are you?
09:286'4".
09:29Oh, I love that.
09:30Do you know what you remind me of?
09:31Go on.
09:32Don't tell you like your brother or something.
09:33Channing's here.
09:34You know what, I'll take it.
09:35It's the hair.
09:36It's the hair for me.
09:37I'll take it.
09:38I love it.
09:39But, yeah, I've started putting on my stuff on, so that's my side, that's your side.
09:41I mean...
09:42Oh, it's gorgeous, isn't it?
09:43I don't.
09:44It's...
09:45I mean, this is literally, like, ten times better than Nando, isn't it?
09:48HE LAUGHS
09:49Oh, thanks, Tom.
09:51That's just the look we were going for.
09:53Should we play beer pong?
09:57So, if you get it in, I've got to drink it?
09:59Yeah.
10:00HE LAUGHS
10:01I'm, like, there, like, I don't know how to play beer pong, guys.
10:03I don't know if that might...
10:04Actually, I think that might be tequila.
10:07Bottom's up.
10:08HE LAUGHS
10:10Fuck.
10:12I can't help.
10:13Just toss it right back.
10:15HE LAUGHS
10:17Looks like you can count on Char to be all over the rules of beer pong, Sarah.
10:22And downriver, something else is stirring.
10:25Oh, no, there's a puddle.
10:30Ooh, it looks pretty, though.
10:32Oh, my God, wow.
10:36You ready for me, guys?
10:38Well, we're ready when you are.
10:40Putting the camp into campfire, it's 21-year-old Sophia.
10:44If I've woken up in the morning and he hasn't legged it out the door,
10:47win-win for me.
10:49Oh, where's your self-esteem, hun?
10:51Come on!
10:52Straighten up that tiara.
10:53You are a princess.
10:54I'm a pageant girl at heart.
10:56Everything has to be over the top.
10:59Sparkle.
11:05Here we have my sparkly ball bag.
11:08There's nothing actually in my ball bag.
11:11You've got to match those earrings.
11:13It's literally just fallen off.
11:15I've only ever had one boyfriend.
11:25One.
11:26I've been on dates, but it's never got to the boyfriend bit, really.
11:32Ooh, la, la. Ooh, ooh, la, la.
11:34Well, Sophia, diamonds are forever.
11:36And after this 24 hours, maybe boyfriends will be too.
11:39Ooh, la, la. Ooh, ooh, la, la.
11:41Ooh, ooh, la, la.
11:43Stop checking, he's not here.
11:45Hello!
11:46We good, we good.
11:47OK.
11:48Oh, my God!
11:49I don't know what to do.
11:51Don't be weird.
11:55Get the weirdest out now.
11:56Get it out now.
11:57Oh, no, I missed a part of my legs.
11:59They're a bit hairy.
12:00I wonder if her date has brought an empty ball bag with him as well.
12:04Just can't wait, man.
12:05Just can't wait to gloss into your eyes and smile.
12:10And then...
12:13I wonder if that actually works for him.
12:17Ooh!
12:19Guess not.
12:20Oh, my days!
12:22Otherwise, 21-year-old Abraham would be able to find his own way
12:25into the Beavers' burrow.
12:27I am spending too much time being a wingman when I should be winging myself.
12:46I feel like a lot of girls perceive me as just being, like, the nice guy, like a pillow.
12:52I feel like I've been doing the right stuff, but just for the wrong girls.
13:02Oh, I'm so nervous!
13:04Oh, my days!
13:05This is mud.
13:10Don't know what he's so worried about.
13:12He's even been to the all-night garage for flowers.
13:14Sweet!
13:15Oh!
13:16This is length!
13:17Oh, my days!
13:18Hello!
13:19Hi!
13:20Hi!
13:21You all right?
13:22You okay?
13:23Oh, thank you!
13:24Oh, thank you!
13:25Oh, thank you!
13:26Do you want a hug?
13:27Yeah!
13:28Oh, thank you!
13:29Oh, thank you!
13:30Oh, thank you!
13:31Do you want a hug, or?
13:32Yeah!
13:33I'm so pretty!
13:34Oh, Sophia!
13:35Yeah, I'm so pretty!
13:36Oh, Sophia!
13:37Yeah, I'm Abraham.
13:38Nice to meet you.
13:39That's such a cool name!
13:40You saw really nice, by the way.
13:42I was just thinking, this person that I meet, I just hope that the energy's there.
13:46Yeah!
13:47And the fact that the energy's here, I'm just like...
13:48No, honestly.
13:49I love the fact that you brought a guitar.
13:51That's so cool.
13:52Honestly, aye, mate.
13:53It's crazy, man, it's crazy.
13:55Um...
13:56Okay, wait, hold on.
13:57It's called, apparently, the beaver's burrow, because I was like, why is there, like, a random
14:01beaver?
14:02Which isn't something you expect to see on a first date, is it?
14:05So, will it be smiley face or thumbs down on the messages home?
14:12And I wonder if Sarah will have a similar first impression?
14:18We'll see.
14:19Who will Tom text first?
14:22Yes, his mum.
14:24Which is a good sign, isn't it, Olivia?
14:34And how long before Sophia really does get the weirdness out?
14:37Welcome back to the cabins and it's getting to know you time.
14:50I don't really wear shoes.
15:05You're not?
15:06No.
15:07I think Tom's showing you his soft and fluffy side, Olivia.
15:10I like tidy.
15:11I hate mess.
15:13Shah has brought a present that will help get her face as close to Sarah's lips as possible.
15:18I thought my mug on a mug would be, like, a great souvenir.
15:22But is Sarah going to let her fill it with tequila?
15:25If only dating were so straightforward for Sophia.
15:29How do you flirt with someone?
15:32Oh!
15:34At least Abraham is, er, nice and relaxed.
15:37I'm really overthinking this.
15:43So, how did the first impressions go, girls?
15:48Tell me everything.
15:49No, she's actually really nice.
15:51Like, she seems really quite, like, cool.
15:54Oh, my God.
15:55She's so cute.
15:57She's, like, super, super fit as well.
16:00She definitely drinks more than I do.
16:02That definitely.
16:04Like, the first thing was alcohol, alcohol, alcohol.
16:07But, er, no, she seems really, really nice, actually.
16:09Like, really sweet.
16:10So far, so good.
16:11So far, so good.
16:12Probably a little out of my league, but let's roll with it.
16:15Aim high.
16:17I'm sure there's room for a little I Heart Shah tattoo on there somewhere.
16:22I need to update me mother, to be fair.
16:25Your man?
16:26Good old Louise, yeah.
16:27Let's hope she's not asking for a lift home.
16:29Tell her I said hi.
16:30Hey, Louise, how we doing, darling?
16:32Good.
16:33Shall I even go and talk?
16:34I'm a new son anymore.
16:35Don't get ahead of yourself.
16:36Oh, she'll be absolutely buzzing.
16:38All right, here we go.
16:39Roll the dice.
16:40Let's do this.
16:41There you go.
16:42So...
16:43I think this is a bit like Pictionary, only ruder.
16:58Dirty, dirty, dirty game.
16:59Much ruder.
17:00OK, so this is nice.
17:01I mean, I'm not the best.
17:02I mean, if you like Harry Potter and shit.
17:03Do you?
17:04Do you?
17:05Yeah, why?
17:06Same.
17:07Do you actually?
17:08Yeah.
17:09Obsessed.
17:10I love watching Harry Potter Christmas.
17:11I love it.
17:12Oh, that's adorable.
17:13All right, then.
17:14So, on that note, then, I've got a bit of a horrendous secret as well.
17:16Go on, go on, go on.
17:17I am very much a large fan of Disney.
17:19No!
17:20Oh, that's adorable.
17:22All right, then.
17:23So, on that note, then, I've got a bit of a horrendous secret as well.
17:26Go on, go on, go on.
17:27I am very much a large fan of Disney.
17:30No!
17:32Yeah, I love it!
17:33I can...
17:34Yeah, I note words to pretty much every Disney song out there.
17:36Yeah!
17:37I thought you liked Disney.
17:38That is so cool.
17:39Oh, yeah, 100%.
17:40Erm, I fucked this one right up.
17:42I mean...
17:43It's like a witch.
17:44Not a witch.
17:45The other one.
17:46Wizard.
17:47Yeah, there you go.
17:48And what's this?
17:49This is his wand.
17:50And this is his gown.
17:52This would be his...
17:53Arm.
17:54Close, but what goes over your arm?
17:56Cloak.
17:57It's a sleeve, you melon!
17:59With your melon!
18:00Wizard sleeve!
18:02Wizard sleeve!
18:03Erm...
18:05Anyway...
18:06Moving swiftly on.
18:08No, I don't remember Harry Potter and the wizard sleeve either.
18:14Anyway, tales from the beaver's burrow sounds much more fun.
18:18How many boyfriends have you had?
18:21One.
18:22I've never got past a second date.
18:25Really?
18:26Never.
18:27So...
18:28I am the world's worst for dates.
18:30Well, you're doing a good job now.
18:32So well.
18:33I'm trying to like...
18:34Oh, my weirdness!
18:35Not gonna lie!
18:36You know, you're doing a good job now.
18:38I'm not gonna lie.
18:39Either people find me too over the top...
18:41Yeah.
18:42..or I say really awkward or weird things.
18:45Yeah.
18:46Abraham doesn't look like a man who would be easily scared off to me.
18:51OK, so one of the things that I also do is I run a drag pageant.
18:57Yeah, for drag queens.
18:59I brought you a little something-something,
19:02cos I don't know how much you know about drag.
19:05I think his face tells you how much he knows about drag, Sofia,
19:08but I have been wrong before.
19:10I'm taking not a lot, OK?
19:12No, I do not know what you're about to whip out.
19:16Your face looks terrified.
19:18I am so scared right now.
19:19OK, close your eyes.
19:20Close your eyes.
19:21Close your eyes.
19:22I don't want you!
19:23Close your eyes!
19:24Close your eyes!
19:25OK.
19:26Open.
19:27Open your eyes.
19:28I think they look quite good on you!
19:29Oh, my goodness!
19:30Oh, my word!
19:31I think they're quite cute!
19:32No drag boots for Shah and Sarah.
19:33They have, however, got a dirt bucket.
19:36Quiet at the back, please.
19:37It's a wine cooler full of leading questions.
19:40OK, how would you describe love?
19:42I think they're quite cute.
19:43No drag boots for Shah and Sarah.
19:45They have, however, got a dirt bucket.
19:48Quiet at the back, please.
19:49It's a wine cooler full of leading questions.
19:52OK, how would you describe love?
19:54I don't know, like, somebody that you can just, like, go to bed at night without thinking,
20:00do they love me or not?
20:01Like, that's, like, I want that person.
20:03That's a cute explanation.
20:04But it's just, like, I don't have to question if they like me.
20:07Yeah.
20:08That's the kind of people I end up with, like, the girls that I'm like, hmm, do they actually
20:10like me or not?
20:11OK.
20:12So, yeah.
20:15I've never, like, been in love, in all fairness.
20:17Really?
20:18Never.
20:19I even turned around to my mum, I was like, I don't think I'm ever going to find someone.
20:21She was like, you're only 26, shut up.
20:23And I'm like, I know I'm only 26, mum, but genuinely, like...
20:26It is harder to find, like, a girlie lesbian, in all fairness.
20:31Go on, tell me a little bit.
20:34Oh, I've got my dating life recently or before.
20:36I was with a guy for ages.
20:38Like, 11 years on and on.
20:4011 years?
20:41Yeah.
20:42Yeah.
20:43OK.
20:44And then what?
20:45Yeah, then we split.
20:46And then, like, no, I told him I was gay.
20:48So, like, I've been, like, buying all my life.
20:50OK.
20:51And then, yeah, we were supposed to get married and everything.
20:53And I was just like...
20:55Shit.
20:56And then you got, like, the serious side of it, and then you were like,
20:58I can't do this kind of thing.
20:59Yeah, it was, like, a year away from the wedding, and then...
21:02Yeah, and then I just told him.
21:04I had, like, a really bad car accident, so I was like, right, that was it.
21:07You know when you just think, I can't live like this?
21:10So, like, since then, I've just been...
21:12Like...
21:13I had a few, like, girlfriends and stuff, which has just been awful.
21:16So, how many girls have you, like, been with?
21:18Like, not, like, flat friends, but, like...
21:20That's a later on question.
21:22No, I am, like, a...
21:23Like, how many girls have you, like...
21:24Like, fully?
21:25Like...
21:26Like, had a relationship with?
21:27Like, three.
21:28Like, three?
21:29Yeah.
21:30And then, like, dated quite a few.
21:31But not, like, quite a few.
21:32Like, I'm, like, a serial dater.
21:34Yeah.
21:35Like, what a serial dater!
21:37Anyone else got any revelations they want to share
21:39before we go any further?
21:42Have you got any messages on your phone yet?
21:44No!
21:45Oh, no!
21:46You see, when you pretend to look busy on the phone,
21:48you're just sliding left to right.
21:49Like, yeah.
21:50Just like, yep, I haven't got nothing.
21:52It's all right, Sophia.
21:53At least he knows where he stands.
21:55Pretty awkwardly in those, if you ask me.
21:59Look at this!
22:00Hello, hello!
22:01Right.
22:02Who's hungry?
22:03I meant for dinner, Olivia.
22:04Now, normally, it could take ages for you to find out that they're hungry, but
22:07they're hungry.
22:08It's all right, Sophia.
22:11At least he knows where he stands.
22:13Pretty awkwardly in those, if you ask me.
22:19Look at this!
22:20Hello, hello!
22:21Right.
22:22Who's hungry?
22:23I meant for dinner, Olivia.
22:25Now, normally, it could take ages for you to find out that a potential life partner can't
22:35cook.
22:36I cooked onion in the microwave.
22:39Or is a messy eater.
22:41Oh, don't be sticking your food out everywhere, then!
22:45I'm not!
22:46Or bases their whole diet around the V word.
22:50No, Sarah.
22:52I meant vegan, like our Sophia.
22:55What I will have to do is cut them up really, really, really small.
22:58It sounds really silly.
23:00I choke really easily on objects.
23:03That sounds really weird.
23:04You choke really easily on objects?
23:06No, I don't chew things.
23:07I get excited when I eat and I just get stuck.
23:22What are you getting changed into?
23:28Like, comfies.
23:30What a great day.
23:33So, Tom, or should we call you pudding, what's next in Operation Charm Olivia?
23:43Moonlight, cuddly animal print blankets, a swing seat for two, a hunky cabin mate,
24:02and a bucket full of suggestive questions.
24:05Oh, look!
24:06He's even put on matching comfies.
24:08Right, let's go.
24:09Right.
24:10Pleasant here.
24:11Oh, I'm excited for this one.
24:14Go on.
24:15This is interesting.
24:16How good are you in bed out of ten?
24:18I don't know.
24:19I mean, it's not something you just tend to rate yourself for?
24:22No-one's rated me, but...
24:24Honestly, it depends, cos...
24:27Some people I'm just like, nah, there was no effort putting that.
24:31And then, some people, there's loads of effort putting that.
24:33Oh, you haven't.
24:34You'd need to ask you for people.
24:36Brilliant.
24:39What's your type?
24:41I feel like one attribute that I really use when it comes to, like, women and stuff,
24:46it's the same attribute that my mum has.
24:49But she's very, like, soft, kind, caring.
24:51Yeah.
24:52And you'd think, yeah, women still like that.
24:54But I feel like, back then, like, I was too soft, too caring.
25:01That's when I connected to the analogy and I say,
25:04I was doing the right stuff for the wrong girls, cos the right girl would love me to do that to them.
25:09It's really difficult.
25:10Like, I've learnt as well from previous experiences from...
25:15..not saying that I'm necessarily friends with all of, like...
25:17Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:18..any kind of, like, ex of us at all.
25:19Yeah, go on, you get that.
25:21Wow, this is...
25:24Wow, this is...
25:25Wait, it's all right, one second.
25:27It's all right.
25:28The only reason why I've stayed single from, like, last relationship was, like, 16.
25:44But that girl is still at the back of my head, like, it's crazy.
25:48That girl really...
25:49She was like a parasite to my brain.
25:51Yeah.
25:52Definitely.
25:53Like, she stayed there for a very, very long time.
25:55She lived in my head rent-free.
25:56No cappuccino.
25:57She definitely did.
25:58And if she was still living up there, maybe she'd be able to warn him
26:02that no girl really wants to hear about the ex.
26:05Oh, ha, this is a good question.
26:07How many people would you be comfortable for your partner
26:10to have slept with before?
26:12Erm, honestly, not an issue to me at all about you.
26:17With girls, it's different.
26:18It's different for girls, isn't it?
26:19Er, yeah, to be honest with you, it doesn't make a difference to me.
26:21And whether you slept with this one guy a thousand times
26:24or a thousand guys once, at the end of the day, penis is a penis.
26:28You've still had the same amount of penis.
26:31Yeah.
26:32It's very...
26:33The way you say things is so funny.
26:36HE LAUGHS
26:54Here at the cabins, the evening is entering that interesting phase.
27:01You've shared that first meal together.
27:05She's like a full-horse dinner that will make you full.
27:08So it's time to slip into something a little more comfortable.
27:12I'm kind of also taken away from the fact of wanting to be a unicorn
27:15and wanting to wear, like, shorts or something.
27:17That's amazing.
27:18Has it actually got a thing in the head?
27:20It is.
27:21And spend some quality time with your new favourite person.
27:26Where did you come from?
27:28I need one of these mirrors at home, eh?
27:30This is great.
27:32I said your new favourite person, Tom.
27:34Ah, I got cramped.
27:41Mate, this is sick.
27:42Don't squeeze him too tight, Olivia.
27:45He'll shoot out of your hands like a bar of soap.
27:47HE LAUGHS
27:48Yeah.
27:49And for Safiya and Abraham, it's a chance to find out
27:52what your date is really feeling.
27:54Nah, she's nice, man.
27:56And if he's not going to tell you to your face...
27:58She's definitely my type on paper, innit?
28:00You can always just listen in on his phone call with his mate,
28:03can't you, Safiya?
28:04All jokes aside, I'm not really trying to, like, rush anything in it.
28:08It's only been, like, a couple of hours, but...
28:10No, but you need to let me know what's cooking.
28:12Like, let me, like...
28:13You're not giving me deep...
28:14What is her face, then?
28:16Like, yeah, she's got dimples.
28:18She's got very nice eyes.
28:20Nice man, look.
28:21How...
28:22You can't hear my smile!
28:24Nah, she's got very nice eyes.
28:25She's got dimples.
28:26She's got very good skin.
28:28Nah, her face is just very, very nice to look at.
28:31Ah, let me go, bro.
28:34Yeah, I can't.
28:35Yeah, she's got a nice, cute little laugh, innit?
28:38Like, you heard her in there, like...
28:40Bro, bro.
28:42She can eat you, she can eat you, she can eat you.
28:46I was like, wait, it's fine.
28:49Oh, my... Did you hear what he said?
28:52He said, take care of my son for me.
28:54Oh, my gosh.
28:55Yeah, all right, cool, cool, cool.
28:57He's just spooning, by the way.
28:58No, don't listen!
28:59You don't listen!
29:00I don't listen!
29:01Go, go, go.
29:02Bye, bye, bye, bye.
29:03I didn't see him, see him, see him, see him.
29:04Well, he's making all the right noises, Sophia.
29:08And Tom is already making plans for the future.
29:10I'm 26 now, mate, so I'm ready to settle down, mate.
29:13I do want a kid, so I want a house, I want all that.
29:16Oh, yeah.
29:17Obviously, don't get me wrong, I don't want it next week.
29:19Calm down.
29:20You know what I mean?
29:21You calm down?
29:22I think you should both calm down.
29:24You'll disturb the wildlife.
29:25It's mating season for otters, you know.
29:28We could go on the porch and spot the wildlife.
29:31Otters, there you go.
29:32Well, you can't...what?
29:33If I see an otter, you will see tears come out of my eyes.
29:36Eh.
29:37Like...
29:39Right, don't...I know you're not a big fan of animals,
29:41but, like, have you not seen, like, videos of otters just being otters?
29:44Like, they hold hands.
29:45Do they?
29:46Yeah, they hold hands and just lay there.
29:48And they lay on their backs and they just hold hands.
29:51Like, they're the cutest fricking things going.
29:53And then they just make this, like...
29:55Like, really weird sound.
29:57And it...
29:58I'm not trying to be funny, but...
29:59I want to see one.
30:00I want to see one.
30:01No, they're just...oh, they're just so cute.
30:03I love otters so much.
30:06Um, have you got your...
30:07Wow, do you know what the time is?
30:08No.
30:09It's 1.30.
30:10Oh, my gosh, you've been talking till, like, one o'clock in the morning.
30:13Yeah.
30:14Oh, my gosh, that's why I'm so tired.
30:15Should we get ready for bed?
30:16Yeah, I think so.
30:17I think it might be a plan, cos I don't know what's happening tomorrow.
30:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:20Um, 1.30, wow, we spoke for it.
30:23I was thinking, why are my eyes, like...
30:25Yeah, yeah.
30:26I'm feeling really, like, chill.
30:28Um, one thing I will say, though, just in terms of, um, beds and that
30:32and how we're going to do it, I'd say, um, you can take the upstairs bed.
30:37Are you sure?
30:38110%.
30:39Oh, I feel really bad!
30:40No, no, no, no, don't, don't, don't, don't, no, no.
30:41It's just cos, like, like, me being real, yeah, I'm not going to lie, like,
30:44even as of now, not to say that I don't want to share beds with you,
30:48but it's just, like, in terms of, like, privacy and respect,
30:51being just respectful.
30:52OK.
30:53Like, I want you to have, like, the time of your life and have your bed.
30:56That's really sweet.
30:57No, no, no, it's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
30:58It's just doing it the right way, innit?
31:00Like, if I'm going to do something, I want to do it the right way.
31:02Yeah.
31:03So...
31:04Now, sharing a bed isn't always a first date problem,
31:07but Shah and Sarah have found their own solution.
31:10I'm just joking.
31:11Like, I was actually going to ask, like, do you want me to sit downstairs?
31:14Oh, my God, no, do you want to? Do you want me to?
31:16No, I was just asking if you wanted me to be polite.
31:19Like, it's...
31:20Do you think...
31:21I mean, I've never, like, shared a bed with someone,
31:23I've only just met in all fairness, but...
31:25Well, you think that about, like, one-night stands now?
31:27Yeah.
31:28Yeah.
31:29Yeah.
31:30I feel like it's...
31:32No, not a thing.
31:33Do you not think it's quite hard to have, like,
31:35one-night stands with girls?
31:37What, as in, like, they just kind of stick around, or...?
31:40Yeah.
31:41Yeah.
31:42I'm not really, I'm...
31:45I don't know.
31:46Er, I don't know.
31:47Not really.
31:48I find it, like, I find girls tend to be...
31:51I've never had a one-night stand with a girl.
31:53Ever.
31:56Like, I feel like they always come back.
31:58Not that they come back, but, like, I just feel like girls are, like,
32:01more...
32:03I don't know.
32:04They're just...
32:06More, like, emotionally connected than guys.
32:09It's not a bad thing.
32:11Er...
32:12I don't know.
32:15You're like, I've had loads.
32:17No, no, I haven't.
32:18I mean, I haven't.
32:22I've not really had the one-night stand that's, like,
32:24continued to not be either.
32:26I just...
32:27I don't know.
32:28I don't know.
32:33OK.
32:34Are you all right with sleeping hair?
32:35Yeah, no, honestly, I'm fine.
32:36100%.
32:37100%.
32:38I'm good.
32:39Trust me, trust me.
32:40Tom knows all about the rules of first dates.
32:42Yes, a gentleman always keeps his undies on.
32:46Oh, my God, the bed is actually comfortable.
32:51Looks like it's lights out already for Shah and Sarah.
32:55Why am I laughing?
32:57No, I just...
32:59I'm enjoying the whole process.
33:00Wait, wait, wait.
33:02Wait, there's ropes on the bed.
33:03MUSIC CONTINUES
33:23Wait, wait, wait.
33:24Wait, there are robes on the bed.
33:30Don't look at the bed, they're not going to last.
33:32Why?
33:33Because just look at it in your own time, not right now.
33:36Well, that bed.
33:39Can I support the surprise?
33:41Oh, I'm sorry!
33:43I'm sorry!
33:44You spelt my name wrong, but that's okay.
33:47Oh, my days, I'm both so bad. I'm not going to lie.
33:55Yeah, proper attractive, aren't they?
33:57Fucking incredible.
33:59It'll do me, though.
34:01Have you found it?
34:04I've hated every second.
34:06Have you? Me too.
34:07This has been the worst date I've ever been on in my life.
34:09Fucking terrible.
34:10You're such bad company.
34:11I know.
34:12I like your accent.
34:13You like my accent?
34:14Yeah, I do.
34:15What's my accent?
34:16Like, Northern.
34:18Just...
34:19That was me flirting with you.
34:20Is that you're flirting?
34:21You're flirting?
34:22Mm-hmm.
34:23It's all right.
34:24I'm so bad I would pick up on anything.
34:25I know.
34:26Do you think I flirt with you?
34:28Maybe a tiny bit.
34:29You laugh quite a lot at me, and I don't think I'm that funny, so maybe a little bit.
34:32Fuck.
34:33I don't know how to respond to that other than laugh.
34:42So, the first day in the cabins draws to a close.
34:49And yes, Tom, she really has gone to sleep.
34:53Oh, and look.
35:07Sarah was right.
35:08Otters do hold hands to sleep.
35:23Dawn over the cabins.
35:37Hold my ankles.
35:38But hark.
35:40Is that a pair of otters I can hear up already?
35:43I feel like I'm on one phone every minute.
35:46Three!
35:48Such playful creatures.
35:50And it's all about the delicious sizzling flesh for Tom and Olivia.
35:55Ooh!
35:56Smells nice, isn't it?
35:58Bacon looks good too.
36:00How much butter do you like on your crumpet?
36:02Loads.
36:03If it's not soaking through the crumpet, then I don't want it.
36:06Now that is getting personal on a first date.
36:09Oh, yes.
36:10Great news.
36:11Want to know what a beaver sounds like?
36:13Who knew?
36:18But there's no sound coming from our beaver's burrow this morning.
36:23Well, not if Sophia can help it.
36:27Good morning.
36:28Good morning.
36:29Good morning.
36:30Good morning.
36:31I take it you slept okay?
36:32Yeah.
36:33Yeah.
36:34I slept like a baby, man.
36:35Oh, my God, there's a bird.
36:36There is a bird in here.
36:37Right, if that door has opened, I swear to Jesus.
36:40Oh, darling, come here.
36:41Oh, darling.
36:42You know what I'm all right?
36:43I thought I was a bat.
36:44I thought I was going to be the next Batman.
36:45I'm not going to lie.
36:46Oh, darling.
36:47Come on.
36:48You see the window?
36:49Come on.
36:50You see the window?
36:51I opened it for you.
36:52Okay.
36:53Okay.
36:54I thought that was a bat. I thought I was going to be the next Batman. I'm not going to lie. I'll be real.
36:59Oh, darling. Come on, you see the window. Come on, you see the window. I opened it for you.
37:03OK, OK, um, little, little, little birdie.
37:08Yes, nothing like getting back to nature, is there?
37:12Breakfast with a fucking view.
37:14Which is exactly what we should have put on the brochures.
37:16I know. Oh!
37:18Definitely could get used to this.
37:21There's supposed to be otters in there.
37:23Really? Mm-hm. I've never actually seen a real otter.
37:26I do know, though, that otters, they fall asleep holding hands with their partner so they don't drift away.
37:32Oh! That is the cutest thing ever.
37:36Well, we all know about otter sleeping habits now, don't we, Char?
37:41Usually they make for life.
37:43But will this pair even make it to day two?
37:49Hello. Morning, babe.
37:51How was your evening?
37:52Yeah, it was really good, thanks, babe.
37:54What do you think I should do?
37:56Yeah.
37:57Well, obviously, stick around, I think.
37:59Yeah.
38:00It sounds like you get on and you like her.
38:01Did you kiss her in a film?
38:03No, no.
38:04We had a screen in bed, though.
38:06It sounds positive.
38:07Sounds...
38:08Yeah, I know, but I'm used to just getting, like, tied off, so...
38:13Ugly.
38:15Oh, it is cold in here.
38:19How did it go? How did it go?
38:21Literally, we stayed up until, like, half three, speaking.
38:25Oh, my God!
38:27Like, we didn't even know how we managed it.
38:29He is so funny and he's just really, really easy to talk to.
38:32I'm glad you like him.
38:35I generally do not know what he thinks of me.
38:38Like, I generally have no idea.
38:40Maybe you should just...
38:41I think today you need to sort of, like, kind of somehow worm in that you like him.
38:48Mm.
38:49Mm.
38:50But, yeah, no, he's really sweet, bless him.
38:52Oh, you seem, like, you seem, like, all sort of, like, giddy
38:55and sort of, like, happy when you're talking about him, so that's good.
39:00She had a boyfriend for, like, 11 years, but it was, like, slightly on and off.
39:0411 years?!
39:05Yeah, but then she had to sort of, like, they were about to sort of, like, get married and stuff
39:09and then she had to sort of say, like, no, I can't do this cos women.
39:13I feel like...
39:14She had loads of girlfriends.
39:15See, that's the only bit, cos I've obviously been, like, I've, like, been single for, like, three years
39:19and solidly one a year and that was, like, completely nobody even dating-wise.
39:23So, I feel like that maybe is the bit I want to delve into a little bit more.
39:30She's calm, man, she's cool.
39:32Like...
39:34But, like I said, man, I'm not trying to get ahead of myself too tough, man,
39:37cos you really know how these girls get, like, once they get into my head and all that stuff.
39:45Yeah, no, all in all, like, she's super, super duper cool.
39:49Like, she's calm.
39:51Like, I don't really have anything, like, bad to say.
39:54Like, no, all in all, it's going good, man, it's going good.
39:57I can't really complain.
39:58I can definitely see myself staying for another day.
40:02So, like, yeah, she's cool, man.
40:05Love, man. Bless, bless, bless.
40:08That's encouraging, isn't it?
40:10And handy that you left the door open for you to hear... again.
40:15And Sophia's not the only one who needs to hurry, cos it's check-out time.
40:18But will anyone check straight back in for another 24 hours?
40:22We got a little of that, eh?
40:27Woo!
40:28It's good, it's good!
40:29Yeah, that's not good.
40:30It looks a bit scary.
40:31OK, um...
40:32Good morning, stags.
40:33I thought it was a good morning, slags.
40:34Good morning, stags.
40:35We hope you are enjoying your stay and that you have found love amongst the trees.
40:37Check-out, it's 12pm today.
40:38However, Otter's Pocket is still available should you wish your essential stay for another night.
40:53Please discuss this together.
40:55So, you can go first.
40:58You don't really know if you're going to get on with someone, do you?
41:00Mm-hm.
41:01With regards to the fact that, obviously, you've done all washing, which is much appreciated,
41:07you're very much, personality-wise, on point on what I'm trying to find.
41:12There hasn't really been a quiet moment as of yet.
41:17No.
41:18The good job is, is that you've not given me the ick.
41:20Good, happy day.
41:22Yeah.
41:23I mean, there's still time.
41:24Yeah.
41:25Give me another 24 hours.
41:26I'd like to find out what your friends and family think about you, I think.
41:30Ooh!
41:32Yeah!
41:33Is there anything that they would say that you've not said?
41:36Yeah, do you know what?
41:37I'm going to have to copy on that one.
41:38Yeah.
41:39Because I'd very much...
41:40Because everyone, obviously, can portray this perfect person, but in reality, your friends
41:44and family know.
41:45And they'll tell the truth.
41:47You're very easy-going, you know.
41:49You've got the same energy as me and, you know, like, you know, you make me laugh as
41:56well.
41:57You get the jokes and references that I make, which definitely does help out the whole
42:01process.
42:02Yeah, if I had any kind of, like, doubts...
42:07So, I know they were in a conversation about, like, other girls that you've, like, dated
42:12or whatnot.
42:13Yeah, yeah.
42:14Do you know, like, your first one that you were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, like her?
42:16Yeah.
42:17Would you ever, like...
42:18I would never think that me and her would ever get back together again.
42:21Really?
42:22Never, never.
42:23Not even when it's like, it's like, it makes me feel weird to even think about...
42:25Really?
42:26Yeah, like, nah, it's just different levels, man, I guess.
42:30Yeah.
42:31I literally like children.
42:32This is so really good.
42:33Yeah.
42:34I quite like your confidence.
42:35Like, you're super confident and I like that.
42:37But, like, not, like, arrogant with it.
42:38I like the fact that I can just be stupid with you.
42:39Yeah.
42:40And I, like, it's fun.
42:41Yeah, definitely.
42:42Not sat here, like, okay.
42:43I'm a...
42:44I really, really, really like your smile.
42:45Like, you've got a very, very good smile.
42:46It's very nice.
42:47It's very warm.
42:48I think you're very funny and you're very, like...
42:49You've got, like, a very warm presence.
42:50Mm-hmm.
42:51Yeah.
42:52Yeah.
42:53You've got, like, a very warm presence.
42:55Mm-hmm.
42:56Yeah.
42:57Yeah.
42:58Yeah.
42:59Yeah.
43:00Yeah.
43:01Yeah.
43:02Yeah.
43:03Yeah.
43:04Yeah.
43:05I'm sure I see the fact that you...
43:06It's quite evident that you're a nice person, like, already.
43:09I don't know.
43:10It's probably just because...
43:11I was saying this before.
43:12It's hard to say, isn't it?
43:13Like, I've been single, like, such a long time.
43:14Yeah.
43:15I feel like you've not been single that long.
43:16Yeah.
43:17In all fairness.
43:18Mm-hmm.
43:19I feel like you've maybe always kind of, kind of been with somebody,
43:21which is kind of a little bit of a...
43:22Like a red flag.
43:23A little bit.
43:24My last girlfriend was, like, about a year ago, so...
43:26And then I've literally just, like, like,
43:28I've not actually been with any, like, had a girlfriend, so...
43:30Yeah.
43:31Yeah.
43:32So, yeah.
43:33I could potentially see something between us, I'm not going to lie.
43:35I reckon we get on really well.
43:36Yeah.
43:37Yeah.
43:38So, you want to stay?
43:39Yeah.
43:40Definitely.
43:41I do.
43:42Woo!
43:43Happy days!
43:44Yes!
43:45Do you want to stay for another day?
43:46Yeah.
43:47Do you want to stay for another day?
43:48Yeah, I do.
43:49Yeah, I do.
43:50Yeah, I do.
43:51Do you want to stay for another day?
43:52Yeah, I do.
43:53Dorothy is all up to you.
43:54What'd she say?
43:55Oh, wait.
43:56Yeah, she wants to stay for another day.
43:57Right.
43:58Yeah. Do you want to stay for another day?
44:00Yeah.
44:02Do you want to stay for another day?
44:04Yeah, I do.
44:06Do you want to stay another day?
44:08Dorothy, it's a lot to you.
44:10What'd she say?
44:12Yeah, she wants to stay for another day.
44:14She told me she likes you a lot.
44:16Yeah, I want to stay for another day.
44:19So, yeah, like, I personally think an extra day would, like, help.
44:24Yeah, same. Talk about that kind of side of things, maybe.
44:27Maybe. Yeah.
44:33But what will tomorrow bring?
44:40You are welcome.
44:42Will the sun set on Tom's hopes of romance?
44:47Will Char be able to read Sarah's body language?
44:51What's this chemical reaction that happens in your brain when you fall in love?
44:54I like the idea of love.
44:56I'm not a thousand percent sure it was real.
44:58And when Sophia puts Abraham in the spotlight,
45:02will he get an encore?
45:04I can't tell if he's going to.
45:06I don't know.
45:07Oh, my God.
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