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The 10th and 12th of February 87 are blocked here for some reason.Same as 2 in early January were.Anyway this is the best Edition for a while.Everything comes to a head drama wise.Linda shops Mehmet to Pete and the rest.So they are like a lynch mob looking for him.Colin has had enough of Nick Cotton and his dodgy deals.And Jan fails to deal with Pat,at least that's how Den feels.
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00:00Music
00:23Ha! Which are you? Chi Chi or Ann-Anne?
00:26Shut your face, never you bastard.
00:28Dear oh dear, I wonder who did that?
00:30Like the lady said, to shut your face.
00:32Oh my God, what have you done?
00:34You've got the most dreadful black eye.
00:36Do you understand? Yeah.
00:38It weren't the attacker, was it? No, it weren't.
00:40At least I don't think so.
00:44I've seen that black eye that Pat's got.
00:46It's a real shiner, isn't it?
00:48Why did he hit her?
00:50Because she was rude, that's why.
00:52Rude to Pete? Rude to me, rude to him, I don't know.
00:55She's more than anyone can handle sometimes, that woman.
00:59Sometimes I feel so fiery, you know.
01:01What?
01:03Well, she's all on her own and I suppose it's understandable
01:05that when she looks at you and Pete together,
01:07she must feel a bit jealous.
01:09I think it's best if Pete just stayed well clear of her.
01:11That's what one thinks too.
01:13She was really upset about it, you know.
01:15It really worried her. Oh, she's upset.
01:17How do you think I feel?
01:19Yeah, I know, Kath, but she thinks that Pete shouldn't have hit her.
01:22I know he shouldn't have.
01:24Do you think I like that sort of thing any more than your mum does?
01:26No, I know, I know.
01:28I hate it. I hate it when he acts like that.
01:30I know, Kath.
01:32He's just got a temper, that's all.
01:34And then when he loses it...
01:36Anyway, it ain't just him, it's Simon and all.
01:39I mean, Simon's really fed up with her.
01:41Have you heard the way she goes on at him?
01:43I mean, have you actually heard it?
01:44Yeah, I have.
01:45Again, it's probably just because she's jealous.
01:47Oh, look, Michelle, the plain fact is she's just evil.
01:50She's just getting more and more difficult
01:52for Pete, Simon and me to put up with.
01:55Oh, I don't know.
01:58Everything's going on just now.
02:00All the tension about Pat.
02:02And then on top of that, all the knitting fiasco.
02:05All that work.
02:07And letting everyone down.
02:09I just feel awful about it.
02:11It's not your fault, then his mate went bust.
02:13I mean, you heard to know.
02:14But I just feel such a fault, Michelle.
02:17I feel like I've been conned.
02:20Ever since it happened, I've been walking around
02:23feeling about two feet tall.
02:25You still look the same, Mike, to me.
02:27All right, it's a rum and coke.
02:28A pint of the Churchills, Nigerian Lager and St. Clements.
02:30Right.
02:32Rum, coke there, Churchills there, Nigerian Lagers.
02:37I told you last night.
02:39Yeah, and the Guinness.
02:41Draft here, bottle there.
02:42Good.
02:43St. Clements?
02:44Oh.
02:45Orange juice, bit of lemon.
02:47OK, you got the drinks.
02:48Now tell me the price.
02:49Well, the rum and coke's...
02:50No, no, no.
02:51How many times after two?
02:52Head up in your head as you go along,
02:53have the final price ready
02:54and put the last drink on the counter.
02:55I know, but I lose track.
02:56Don't worry.
02:57You'll soon get the hang of it.
02:58Now today'll be a lot easier than yesterday.
03:00I hope so.
03:01I'd better go and get dressed.
03:02Yeah, go and get dressed.
03:04Morning, Pat.
03:06Heavens, Pat, that's terrible.
03:08I mean, you're not going on duty looking like that,
03:10are you?
03:11Can't you cover it or something?
03:12What exactly do you suggest?
03:14Well, make-up.
03:15Morning, oh.
03:17God blimey, Mum.
03:19I know, I've got a black eye.
03:20It'd be nice if somebody asked me if it hurt or something
03:22instead of just gawping.
03:23Well, does it?
03:24Oh, not you.
03:25I don't expect no sympathy from you.
03:27Fine son, you are standing by and letting Pete do this to me
03:29and not lifting a finger.
03:31Me?
03:36Morning, Mehmet.
03:37Morning.
03:38Seduced anyone recently.
03:39Don't be a silly girl.
03:40Why are you being too busy diddling people out of their money?
03:43What of my way?
03:44Friendly.
03:45But what can you expect from a bloke who took me to bed for a vet?
03:48What do you want?
03:50I don't know.
03:51I've not quite decided yet.
03:53You are becoming a pest.
03:55Good.
03:56Do you know what you're known as around here, eh?
03:58Do you?
03:59A tart.
04:00And I'm telling you that for your own good.
04:02You've asked for it now.
04:06Stand by your beds.
04:07Let's let in the hungry alts.
04:16Well, come on, everybody all.
04:17Don't all stand peeping.
04:26It's all right.
04:27I'm just going for a quick drink.
04:28You're welcome.
04:29I'm with you.
04:30Hi.
04:31How are you, Wixie?
04:32I'm fine.
04:33How are you?
04:34I'm fine.
04:35Don't take no notice of all of them, eh?
04:37It doesn't look that bad, honest.
04:39Bleeding does, Lofty.
04:40Look at it.
04:41I don't know what they're going to think.
04:43It's bloody humiliating.
04:45Yeah, but nobody knows how you've done it.
04:46You could say you walked into a door or something.
04:48Oh.
04:49You were a nice boy.
04:51Kind.
04:52Unlike someone I could mention.
04:56Right.
04:57What do you have?
04:59An orange juice, please.
05:00I've got to have something stronger than that.
05:02I don't feel like any alcohol.
05:04A vodka for my cousin here, please.
05:06No.
05:07An orange juice.
05:08Get off.
05:09Is he bothering you?
05:10Do you want me to fry him out?
05:11Yeah, please.
05:12I'm allowed to touch her.
05:13It's in the family.
05:14An orange juice, you said, yeah?
05:16That's right.
05:17Thanks.
05:18Hey, it's really nice to see you.
05:19I mean, I know I see you all the time,
05:21but it's really nice to talk to you.
05:23Or it would be if you did.
05:25What?
05:26What I mean is, can I buy you a drink?
05:29Oh, yeah.
05:31All right.
05:32But I'll only promise to buy you one if you stay here and chat.
05:34All right.
05:35I'll have an orange juice with you.
05:36All right.
05:37Great.
05:38A word of advice, that's all.
05:40Well, far away.
05:42Let's go.
05:43Let's go.
05:44Sean.
05:45Yes?
05:46I found something out, and I don't know who to tell.
05:49It's about Mehmet.
05:50Oh, come on, Mary.
05:51How do you want a dose of syrup of figs or something?
05:53Well, I met this bloke in a pub, and he knew all about the knitting fiddle.
05:59Go on.
06:00Well, apparently it really was a fiddle.
06:01They all knew there was no money right from the start.
06:02Mehmet knew?
06:03Yeah, it was his idea.
06:04Well, so this bloke said.
06:05What bloke?
06:06A mate of a mate of Mehmet's.
06:07And?
06:08And they got Kathy to knit up the sweaters, flocked them quick down the West End, and
06:13then told us they'd gone bankrupt.
06:14They made 2,000 quid.
06:15Are you sure?
06:16Yeah, I'm sure.
06:17Mehmet thought he was on my lap.
06:18I didn't tell the bills, because you know how Pete flies off the young man.
06:21Pete!
06:22Good girl.
06:23You're well to tell your Uncle Dennis.
06:24How's your yellow?
06:25I'm sure.
06:26I'm sure.
06:27I'm sure.
06:28I'm sure.
06:29I'm sure.
06:30I'm sure.
06:31I'm sure.
06:32I'm sure.
06:33I'm sure.
06:34I'm sure.
06:35I'm sure.
06:36I'm a yellow sports club.
06:37Do you remember when you took me out on that drive to see your mum?
06:39Out in the country?
06:40Yeah, it was a good day, that, wasn't it?
06:41We had lunch in a pub, and then we went for a walk.
06:44Yeah, in the country.
06:45And you were frightened of the cows, remember?
06:47It was a really good day, that.
06:49Well, we can do it again, you know.
06:50You've only got to say the word.
06:51Really?
06:52Yeah, why not?
06:53Any time.
06:54I don't want to take no notice of him, love.
06:55He's only after one thing.
06:57How about tomorrow?
06:58Oh, here we go again.
06:59Time to get lost.
07:00Don't do as he's told.
07:01He ain't got much bottle.
07:02Ah.
07:03What do you think you're playing, eh?
07:07You're supposed to be a barman, not bleeding Casanova.
07:09I know you're talking to her, aren't I?
07:10You're embarrassing me.
07:11Well, you're embarrassing me.
07:12Take a look at yourself in the mirror, eh?
07:14Let's have a look, Pat.
07:15Oh, my word.
07:16Something troubling you, Tom.
07:17Yeah, you've got to.
07:18I know.
07:19Sorry.
07:20It's OK.
07:21Where were we?
07:22What?
07:23I know.
07:24We'll fix up going for a drive in my car.
07:25Were we?
07:26More steak.
07:27That's what you need, Pat.
07:28Lie down and put some more steak on you.
07:29Just let me get through the dinner time rush, and I'll be with you.
07:31Better as far as I'm concerned.
07:32What about the toast?
07:33No, if you like.
07:34It's not essential.
07:35Well, I think we appreciate being asked.
07:37OK.
07:38Hello, hello, hello, hello.
07:39What's all this?
07:40You look like you're putting a murder.
07:41Where?
07:42Here?
07:43Upstairs.
07:44No, outside.
07:45Keep it simple.
07:46I can't get over it.
07:48It's all so stupid.
07:49Got a belt, no.
07:50Just let me get through the dinner time rush, and I'll be with you.
07:53Let me get through the dinner time rush, and I'll be with you.
07:55It's better as far as I'm concerned.
07:56What about at home?
07:57You know, if you like.
07:58It's not essential.
07:59Well, I think we appreciate being asked.
08:00OK.
08:01Hello, hello, hello, hello.
08:02What's all this?
08:03He looks like you're putting a murder.
08:04Where?
08:05Here, you're upstairs.
08:06Got a belt up, will you?
08:07I mean, fancy giving meself up.
08:09You had to, it wouldn't have been moral otherwise.
08:11Moral? Moral? Gordon Bennett, Cole, what are you, a saint or something?
08:13No, but if you live in a democracy, Barry...
08:15Oh, look at his little halo shining away, isn't it lovely?
08:17Yeah, well, what I always say is, Cole,
08:19if you want to survive in this dirty old world, you've got to play dirty yourself.
08:22That is rubbish, and I hate that sort of attitude.
08:23Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but I just do.
08:25And what's more, I don't like some of the things that have been happening around here recently.
08:28Like dodgy watches, smashed cars...
08:30That wasn't his fault. What's the matter with you?
08:31Ain't I allowed to have my friends to stay or something?
08:33Of course you are.
08:34You're the one that's got us into this trouble anyway, making me go to the police.
08:38I'll probably have to go to court now, thanks to you.
08:40You would have done anyway. You said so yourself.
08:42Someone reported the number.
08:43Yeah, and who was that, I ask myself.
08:45I mean, I borrow a mate's car, hit a put-hole in the road.
08:48Come on, you did not hit a put-hole.
08:48Just touch another one. I will anyway.
08:50And it was Ali's car, remember, and he still doesn't know who's responsible.
08:53I'm gonna tell him. I'm delaying that for your sake.
08:57I mean, once he knows, he's gonna slap a bill on us, ain't he?
08:59An iron insurance on top of the 250 quid for me mate's dad's car,
09:02there's gonna be Ali for us to pay as well.
09:05Us?
09:06All right, then, well, you.
09:07You.
09:08Look, I'm sorry, Cole, I really am.
09:10Here, my mother saw that accident, and she took down her number.
09:14I wonder if it was her what shocked you.
09:16Doc!
09:17All right, where's big brother, Al?
09:18Oh, why?
09:19When's he coming back?
09:20I don't know.
09:20Look, what is all this?
09:22Never you mind, Al.
09:23Just say we'll have a chat with him, that's all urgent.
09:25Where is he?
09:25He hasn't done anything, has he?
09:26No, of course not.
09:27I mean, we all know about the knitting and that, but that weren't his fault.
09:29No, of course not, of course not.
09:30Any more than pestering Tone's wife was his fault.
09:32No, no, couldn't help that, could he, Tone?
09:34No, no.
09:35Nah, she probably moved or something ever so slightly, that's all.
09:38What?
09:39Hannah?
09:40Hannah?
09:41That sort of thing, that's just his way, innit?
09:43He don't mean anything by it.
09:44I mean, like you said, then, if it moves, he wants it.
09:47Just in fun, that's all.
09:49There's no point in you lot standing around waiting for him.
09:51He's gone out.
09:53He's gone to the gate with Gareport.
09:54He won't be back for ages yet.
09:55Look, you lot lay a finger on him.
09:58I call her Lauren.
09:59Oh, bravely love her.
10:00Touch him.
10:01Wish I had a problem.
10:03Look, we don't know funny business in here, right?
10:05Funny business?
10:06Who says anything about funny business?
10:08Trouble, then.
10:09No trouble.
10:10Look, I don't care what you do, as long as it's through that door and out, right?
10:14You just keep me, Ali and the calf out of this.
10:17Mehmet's business has got nothing to do with us and we do not want to get involved.
10:20That's not true.
10:21That's not what I'm saying.
10:22Excuse me, Ali.
10:22That's exactly what we're saying.
10:23So clear off out of here and don't involve us.
10:27Look, through that door on your bikes.
10:29There's no problem, Sue.
10:31There's no point in us hanging around here as a Gatwick airport now, is there?
10:34No.
10:35None whatsoever.
10:38So we'll come back later.
10:40Gatwick airport, he's around here somewhere.
10:49Come on, let's get him.
10:50No, no, I can't, then.
10:52There's no hurry, all right?
10:53There is as far as I'm concerned, then.
10:54Cat and mouse, that's what we play.
10:56The cat sits outside the mouse hole and the mouse boxes a little out, we say, gotcha.
11:00Wait till later, half the dark.
11:02Anyway, unlike you two, happily married men, I've got better things to do on a Sunday afternoon.
11:06See you later.
11:07Ta-da.
11:10I can't just stand by, Sue.
11:12I've got a warning.
11:12I don't see why.
11:14Because he's my brother.
11:14So?
11:15So?
11:15Okay, I know he's done a lot of stupid things, right?
11:18You are not kidding.
11:18He's done nothing but cause us trouble.
11:20That's not true.
11:20Yes, it is.
11:21Trouble with gambling, trouble with women.
11:24He helped us out our scabs.
11:25Without him?
11:25Without him is just about it, isn't it?
11:27That's how we run it, isn't it, without him?
11:29He's never bleeding well, he has.
11:31He is?
11:31He is not.
11:32And to top it all with the knitting business, the mud sticks on us, Ellie.
11:36That's what's so bad about you.
11:37It still doesn't mean I can't go out and warn him, does it?
11:40It does.
11:40We've got to turn a blind eye, otherwise they're going to think we're in on it and all.
11:44They'll probably want and punish us too.
11:46Probably have already.
11:47Eh?
11:48Oh, the car, you idiot.
11:49Somebody probably smashed that up on purpose.
11:52We can't get into any aggro, Ellie.
11:54We can't afford it.
11:56I know all that.
11:56I agree with you, Sue, but...
11:58But it all goes back to what I said to start with.
12:01He's my brother.
12:02Well, he isn't mine, and I'm telling you, keep your bloody trap shut.
12:08Excuse me.
12:09See you in a minute.
12:10Yeah.
12:12Tony, the kitchen sink.
12:14You promised to fix it this afternoon and just look at you.
12:16No wonder nothing ever gets done.
12:18You always forget.
12:18It's like everything else in that house.
12:21Everything else in this area.
12:22It's horrible, tacky, mucky.
12:25Do you know I'd like to get a giant scrubbing brush and a bucket of bleach and just scrub out the whole of Albert Square.
12:30I hate it.
12:32Uh-huh.
12:33Are you listening to me?
12:34Are you listening to me?
12:35Sometimes I could scream.
12:39You are so feeble.
12:41What?
12:42Feeble.
12:43You just don't bother, do you?
12:45I tell you that the kitchen sink leaks.
12:47You don't bother.
12:48I tell you about Calvin and Carmel.
12:50You don't bother.
12:51You don't even bother when I tell you about people like Mehmet.
12:54Look, but I thought that you...
12:55You thought, you thought nothing.
12:58What did you do when I told you about him?
13:01You just went, oh, uh, yes.
13:03He upset me, Tony.
13:05He really upset me.
13:07He made absolutely revolting suggestions.
13:10And what did you do about it?
13:13Nothing.
13:14And why?
13:16Because you don't care.
13:19Not even enough to protect me from men like Mehmet.
13:30Oh, we were busy at the end there.
13:32Yep.
13:33Did I do better?
13:34Yeah, you did.
13:35Lunch is ready upstairs.
13:37Where did you disappear to in the middle of it all?
13:39Nowhere.
13:40Yes, you did.
13:41You went to the catholic, Pete and Tony.
13:42Okay.
13:43Why?
13:44Well, no reason.
13:45Did to see someone.
13:45Who?
13:47What's with dinner?
13:48Den.
13:49At work, I'm in charge of the personal problems of 200 people.
13:53So you've told me about 100 times.
13:55Yet I'm not allowed to know yours.
13:56Why?
13:57Went better today, didn't it?
13:58Behind the bar, you look more confident.
14:00The more you won't tell me, the more I'm going to think you're up to something.
14:03Where do you find the staff?
14:04More cooperative.
14:05Oh, right, I give up.
14:07The staff.
14:08Well, I've been thinking, Ben, wouldn't it be better if they wore some sort of a uniform?
14:14Nothing heavy, just a cream shirt, brown trousers.
14:16Ah, what did you say was for dinner?
14:19Raw vegetables and fish dip.
14:20Take it.
14:26Have a look at it.
14:27Feel the quality.
14:28It's all right for some, Mr. Wilmot Brown.
14:30Well, seeing as I've got all that double digging to do, I thought I might as well treat myself.
14:33Some people don't believe in that double digging.
14:36Some people think it brings up the subsoil.
14:38And I don't think Arthur will thank you for it neither.
14:40Oh, chacin, arson, goop.
14:42Come again?
14:43I'm expecting some manure later on.
14:46Better get up there pretty quick, in fact.
14:48Afternoon, Mehmet.
14:49Did you say manure?
14:50Yeah, horse manure from Hyde Park Barracks.
14:52Hyde Park Barracks?
14:54Yeah, courtesy of some old army friends.
14:55You've got to make sure it's well rotted.
14:57Yeah, it is.
14:58It pays to have connections, don't it?
15:01Yeah, it certainly does.
15:04Will you be growing leeks?
15:05Oh, definitely.
15:06My speciality, in fact.
15:08Are you a gardening man, Mehmet?
15:10Sorry?
15:11Have a look at this for a piece of craftsmanship.
15:13Tell you what, Mr. Wilmot Brown.
15:16Seeing as we're next-door neighbours, so to speak, we ought to help each other out.
15:20So why don't you let me have some of your manure,
15:22and in return I'll give you an hand at your new pub, Potman.
15:27Gratis.
15:27As they say.
15:28Ah, well, I'm all right for staff at the Dagmar, thanks, Tom.
15:31But, um, of course you can help yourself to manure.
15:33Take as much as you like.
15:35Same goes to you, Mehmet.
15:36Sorry?
15:37If you'd like some horse manure.
15:39Oh, no, no, thanks.
15:42I just came in here to do a bit of thinking, actually.
15:44Thinking, eh?
15:44Ha-ha, you don't want to watch that.
15:46The minute I start thinking, I'll go and do something else quick.
15:49It don't do no good to no one thinking, do it.
15:51I mean, here we all are again, and I'm only just recovering from lunchtime.
16:01Well, don't say you're fed up already.
16:02You only started yesterday.
16:03No, but it's so remorseless.
16:05It gets worse on weekdays.
16:08Casanova's at it again, I see.
16:11Sort out your spin in the country with Neymar, did you?
16:14Oh, she turned you down, Jeffrey.
16:17Mum, look, I know you've got a black eye, and I know you're in a bad mood.
16:20But don't take it out on me, all right?
16:23Now, I've invited Neymar in for a drink tonight, on her own.
16:25So try not to spoil it, all right?
16:29Three pints, Churchill.
16:31£2.55.
16:33Two halves of lager and a whisky and soda.
16:35£1.64.
16:36Not you, gooner.
16:40Four gin and tonic, six dry martinis, a crom de mou.
16:43£8.20.
16:44Gotcha. Wrong.
16:45And it's rude to whisper.
16:46£8.30.
16:48Keep practicing, darling.
16:49You shouldn't have it take, then you can start on the book.
16:50Books?
16:51Yes, the books, both sets.
16:53What do you mean, both sets?
16:54There's a set for the brewery, then there's a set for us, the real set.
16:57Easy.
16:58Oh, I've been watching you
17:00Oh, he's crossed the far away
17:03Oh, any sign yet?
17:09No.
17:10Hey, then.
17:11All right, Pete.
17:11Give me a bit.
17:12Find the usual, please, Tregal.
17:13There's some type of church that's in there.
17:18You and Den are up to something today, aren't you?
17:20Yeah.
17:21What is it?
17:22Women.
17:23You hold a flipping time, aren't you?
17:25Suspicious.
17:26There you are.
17:27Exact money.
17:27Thanks.
17:29Um, Tony's joining us, Pete.
17:31He's in the mood.
17:31Yeah, right.
17:32Now, I had a look at the rotor.
17:33He's on at 7.30.
17:34And Ali?
17:35He's on already.
17:35Finishes at 10.
17:36Don't want him around, do we?
17:37No, he won't squeak.
17:38I heard him and Sue talking.
17:39They reckon he need a good lesson.
17:41And, um, look, anyway, look, I must be off.
17:44When he shows up, I'll let you know.
17:46Yeah, OK.
17:46Here we go.
17:47Follow it.
17:48All right, then.
17:51I can't get used to you behind the bar.
17:53Seems all wrong somehow without Ange.
17:54Know what I mean?
17:55She was a local institution sort of thing.
17:57Can I get you in?
17:59I mean, do you think you'll stick it?
18:00Ain't you a bit posh for Albert Square?
18:02Well, it depends.
18:03You know what I keep thinking?
18:04No.
18:04I keep thinking to myself.
18:06So there she is, the mystery girl from the end of the telephone.
18:09Who used to wonder about you.
18:10Now here you are, in the flesh.
18:12And very nice flesh it is, too.
18:14Watch it.
18:15All right.
18:16You best keep your nose clean or you'll be leaving here sooner than you plan.
18:20And that includes undercutting me on my watches, interfering with my women and anything else you may have planned.
18:24Got it?
18:25Maybe.
18:26Remember the last time you came home to see your mama?
18:28Hey?
18:29Remember the rousing send-off we gave you?
18:31Remember what I said?
18:32I told you you could only come back to see your mother if you were on your best behaviour.
18:36Does that ring a bell?
18:37Does it?
18:38Sort of.
18:38Yeah, well, just to jog the memory.
18:40Just to make it crystal clear.
18:42Gah!
18:43Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut tonight and be warned.
18:46Gah!
18:47Oh, oh, Nick.
18:49That's all I need.
18:51Nick?
18:52Now, where's he gone?
18:54Nick?
18:55Here.
18:56Nick.
18:57I say, Nick.
18:58Clear off, will you, Mar?
18:59Bloody Dennis Watts.
19:00Bloody Wolf of Bloody World.
19:02I show my face and everyone jumps on it straight away.
19:05Always.
19:05Oh, don't, Nick.
19:06Don't.
19:06I've just come back from church feeling all nice and calm and peaceful.
19:10Why don't you come with me sometimes?
19:11It's ever such a hell.
19:12Shut up, will you, Mar?
19:13Well, at least come and see me.
19:15I mean, it don't seem right you staying at that flat over there avoiding your own mother.
19:19It hurts, Nick.
19:20You take down the number of that car.
19:23Leave off, what?
19:24The number of the car, what, it, Alice.
19:25Did you take it down her neck?
19:27No.
19:27Are you sure?
19:28Yes.
19:29Well, I couldn't, could I?
19:30Because I didn't know if you was involved.
19:32I mean, I have to keep my mouth shut, don't I?
19:34That's what it's like beating the mother of a criminal.
19:36Dear, oh, dear.
19:37What problems you do have.
19:39I should talk them over with your probation officer.
19:45I'm going out.
19:45You're in charge.
19:46You're back in about half an hour.
19:47Then wait!
19:48You can't stop him, darling.
19:49You're wasting your breath.
19:50Then wait!
19:51I want to talk to you.
19:52Jen, don't get involved.
19:54It's peace business, really, anyway.
19:56What's I going to do?
19:57I want to know what's happening.
19:58Colin?
20:00Wait a minute.
20:00What's going on?
20:01It was past dinner.
20:01Only God knows an eye for an eye, too.
20:03Two for what?
20:04People around here don't use the proper forces of rule.
20:06Law and order, they dish out their own punishments.
20:11What?
20:11Look, I understand it's a deprived area.
20:14I understand that these people have got a lot to feel angry about around here.
20:16But I just don't like it.
20:18I don't like physical violence.
20:20I don't know.
20:20Sometimes it's the only way of teaching someone a lesson.
20:23Short shark shock.
20:24I let that in the army.
20:25Oh, come on.
20:26I don't believe people should take the law into their own hands, of course.
20:29There's got to be rules.
20:30There's got to be discipline.
20:31I let that in the army, too.
20:32I mean, do I just stand here and let all this happen?
20:34But what's my position in all this?
20:36Your position, Colin, is neither here nor there.
20:39You and I are fish out of water around here, let's face it.
20:44Matt!
20:45Yeah?
20:45Matt, you've got a good chance.
20:47What?
20:47Give me a back face.
20:48Hi.
20:49Got a minute?
20:50What?
20:50Peter's got a bone to pick.
20:53Are you so ton?
20:54Oh, is it about the knitting, mate?
20:56Yeah, it is.
20:56Yeah, among other things.
20:58Sure.
20:59Okay, why don't we sit down and talk like gentlemen, eh?
21:01Ali, where's that bottle of whiskey we had?
21:03Over here.
21:04Ali!
21:05Get it!
21:06Get it!
21:07Get it!
21:07Get it!
21:08Get it!
21:08Get it!
21:09Get it!
21:09Get it!
21:10Get it!
21:11Get it!
21:11Get it!
21:12Get it!
21:13Get it!
21:14Get it!
21:15Get it!
21:16Get it!
21:17Get it!
21:18Get it!
21:19Get it!
21:20Get it!
21:21Get it!
21:22Get it!
21:23Get it!
21:24Get it!
21:25Come on!
21:26Come on!
21:27Are you all right?
21:28I'm sorry.
21:29That's what we should have looked like.
21:30Tony!
21:48Hold up, babe.
22:13Anna!
22:14I didn't do anything.
22:18I didn't do anything.
22:19I didn't do anything.
22:20I didn't do anything, man.
22:21I didn't have that.
22:22I didn't have that.
22:23I told you.
22:26Quick.
22:27Who's that?
22:28Anybody here?
22:29I'll pay you back, man.
22:30I'll pay you back, man.
22:31I'll pay you back, man.
22:32I'll pay you back, man.
22:33I'll pay you back.
22:34Careful.
22:35Ah!
22:36Allah!
22:37Ah!
22:38Ah!
22:39All right, Pete.
22:40That's enough.
22:41That's enough.
22:42Any turks?
22:43It's your party.
22:44It's someone here!
22:46Ah!
22:47Ah!
22:48Ah!
22:49Ah!
22:50Ah!
22:51Ah!
22:52No, just...
22:53Just stay there.
22:54No, look.
22:55You'll be okay.
22:56You'll be all right.
22:57Give him up.
22:58Give him up.
22:59I didn't do anything.
23:00It's okay.
23:01I didn't do anything.
23:02Come on.
23:03Look, look.
23:04It's absolutely the last stroll.
23:05It's absolutely the last stroll.
23:06Look.
23:07Look.
23:08If you want to do something, Mrs. Carmander, take Dot home.
23:09Give her a...
23:10Just do it for you.
23:11Can't you see?
23:12She's in a state of shock.
23:13No, no.
23:14No, no.
23:15No, no.
23:16Law of the jungle.
23:17Rough justice, call it what you like.
23:18I hate it.
23:19It's all I say.
23:20It's all I say.
23:21Come on.
23:22You'll be all right.
23:23Come on.
23:24Look, Mamet's done loads of really bad things you don't know about, Jan.
23:29Yes, but two wrongs don't make a right.
23:31No, look, Randy.
23:32If a man wrongs another man's wife...
23:33Like he did to Cathy.
23:34Yeah, and Hannah, right?
23:35Then the husband...
23:36The husband's sort of entitled, yeah.
23:38He won't be back yet a bit.
23:39Me and Pete in turn went off somewhere.
23:40Where?
23:41I don't know.
23:42Do I?
23:43You're getting a taste of what Angie had to put up with now.
23:45She never knew where he was neither.
23:47You're seeing him for real, darling.
23:48I hope you like what you see.
23:50I think we all ought to get back on duty.
23:53Why don't you lay off her mum?
23:57She's upset enough as it is.
23:59She's upset?
24:00What about me?
24:01All this fuss cos that nasty Turk gets beaten up.
24:04Did anybody complain when Pete gave me this, eh?
24:07Nah.
24:08Least of all you.
24:13Oh, yeah.
24:14Thanks.
24:15Try that.
24:16Where's Ali?
24:17He's out on a job.
24:18Oh, yeah?
24:19Where is he really?
24:20Hiding?
24:21Scared?
24:22Some brother is.
24:23What about the police?
24:24I still think we ought to call that.
24:25Cole, what are you on about?
24:26It's all right, mate.
24:27You just need touching up.
24:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
24:29A lot of major reasons.
24:30Barry, this is GBH.
24:31GBH?
24:32All he's got is a cat face.
24:33I still think it ought to be reported.
24:34Cole, I've just about had enough of you.
24:36What are you on?
24:37Some sort of commission or something?
24:38I'm trying to be a law-abiding citizen.
24:39I tell you what, you're too middle class by heart.
24:41Listen, hating violence is not the preserve of the middle classes, mate.
24:44What?
24:45Oh, what's that the gent says?
24:46Don't ask me.
24:47I'm just a yo.
24:48Strikes me, Cole.
24:49You're living in the wrong area of London altogether.
24:51You should be living in Bleeding Hampstead.
24:53She didn't do nothing, Simon, after all that.
24:55I've been watching the door all evening.
24:58She didn't show.
24:59Too bad.
25:00Of course, she don't really fancy her, that's her thing.
25:03She's not supposed to, Mum.
25:04She's just a friend, like I keep telling you.
25:06She was only nice to her to get that cousin off her back.
25:08Anybody could see that.
25:10Never mind.
25:11Perhaps you'd better try Colin and Barry next time.
25:14Maybe they're more your type.
25:19Oi, what's that supposed to mean, eh?
25:21Nothing.
25:22I'm just trying to protect you, that's all, from being hurt.
25:25I know what it's like.
25:26Protect me?
25:27It's a bit of a joke, innit?
25:29Look, Simon, you don't seem to have much joy with girls.
25:32I mean, they always take you for a ride.
25:34Even when you're scraping the bottom of the barrel.
25:38Oh, Mum, I'm sorry.
25:40I didn't mean that, Mum.
25:42Pat.
25:43You all right?
25:44You've got customers waiting.
25:45What on earth's the matter?
25:46For goodness sake, pull yourself together.
25:47You're making a complete exhibition of yourself.
25:49Clear off.
25:50This is between me and him.
25:52It's nothing to do with you.
25:53Look, I don't care what all this is about.
25:55Sod off!
25:56You heard.
25:57No, I am not sodding off.
25:59Because I'm in charge here and I'm warning you.
26:01You're warning me, are you?
26:03Yes.
26:04Your behaviour is totally unacceptable.
26:05Jane, don't...
26:06You better be better.
26:07Come in here with an appalling black eye.
26:08You're poisonous, Simon.
26:09You're rude to me.
26:10I ain't listening to you because I don't work for you.
26:13I work for Den.
26:14And Angie!
26:15Out!
26:16Get out!
26:17No!
26:18Out!
26:19Out!
26:20Out!
26:21Who's serving behind the bar?
26:22Well, precisely no one.
26:23Gornlofty, get back in there.
26:25Pat, go and wash your face.
26:28Wixie, Jane, get back in the bar.
26:30I said get back in the bar.
26:37Well, go on then.
26:38Keep the punters happy.
26:47Sue?
26:48Somebody open up.
26:49Come on.
26:50Come on.
26:51You all right?
26:52Didn't take long.
26:53Mimmy!
26:54Mimmy!
26:55Mimmy!
26:56Mimmy!
26:57No!
26:58No, don't be.
26:59Oh, my...
27:00Sue, let me dim, sana!
27:03Sue...
27:04Poof!
27:05I do not expect to come back and find a common brawl taking place amongst my bar staff.
27:11Don't talk to me about common brawls.
27:13The punters come here for a quiet drink and forget their troubles, not having to put up with that sort of racket.
27:16The whole square heard your carry on tonight.
27:18Everybody...
27:19If you've got trouble with the staff, you sort it out promptly and behind the scenes.
27:22Like the way you sorted out Mimmy?
27:23Oh, yes, that certainly was quiet.
27:25It was horrible, disgusting.
27:27I was ashamed of you.
27:28I was ashamed to be anything to do with...
27:30Furthermore, you handled Pat all wrong.
27:33Oh, did I?
27:34Oh, yes, you did.
27:36She's a bloody good barmaid and I don't want to lose her.
27:39She's obnoxious, she's cheap and she's cocky.
27:40Will you shut up and listen to me for once, ain'ts?
27:48Lavish 2016 adaptation of Tolstoy's novel War and Peace.
27:53On the way at two today.
27:54Next to more classic EastEnders.
28:04Mallorca Paris, aglomerphs.
28:07A Provencal Amun Gang.
28:08To be continued...
28:09...I gave me a outta the way.
28:10It's completely different.
28:11I'm not sure what died and they'll give you a bump.
28:12I've got here.
28:13I'll see you next time.
28:14I'll see you next time.
28:15Pay it on the way.
28:16I'll see you next time.
28:17I'm gonna go ahead and throw it.
28:18I'll see you next time later.
28:19You guys can't win!
28:20Take it one time.
28:21I can't do that.
28:22I'm just trying to pay attention.
28:23I can't take it off.
28:24I'm just trying to pay attention.
28:25It's really�.
28:26I used to be for everything.
28:27I'll see you next time.
28:29I'll see you next time.
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