00:28A black dress, that always works for me. Simple. You're going to look stunning in it. Just make sure it's not silk. You know I hate silk. I'm going to get a dress made of anything else in the world. Steel wool, asphalt, concrete. It doesn't matter as long as it's not silk. I hate silk.
00:48Even just saying the word, I swear, it feels like I'm touching it, right? Like it's catching on my skin. Sickening.
00:58I want to be with you. I want to be with you in all the pictures.
01:08Actually, you know what? I don't give a fuck about the pictures. I just want you in my arms.
01:13I want to touch you everywhere. I want to touch your legs. I want to touch your ass.
01:19I want to touch your stomach. I want... Yeah.
01:31Our stomach.
01:31Hey, baby. Listen, I got a call on the other line. I really should get going. So I...
01:42No. Everything's...
01:45Everything's the same as it has been, you know? And that's why I miss you so much.
01:51I fucking hate California. L.A. especially. It's a city of whores.
02:04Stupid city. Stupid, stupid, stupid city.
02:11Yeah, wait. Hey, yeah.
02:15You know, actually, I think this is a really important call. I do really need to go, so...
02:19Honey, can you let me go?
02:23I...
02:24I love you, too.
02:27You're my life.
02:30Seriously?
02:32What?
02:32No, I didn't hear anything.
02:35Probably a bad connection or something.
02:39Wait.
02:41What? I can't hear you. What?
02:47What was that?
02:49I don't know.
02:57Wait. You heard that in Washington?
03:06Shit. Shit. Hey, babe. Listen. I gotta go. I gotta make a call.
03:09Don't freak out on me, all right? It's fine. Everyone's safe, okay? Just don't... I... I have to call you back.
03:12Derek Straff speaking.
03:18No, we don't have a comment at this time. We need to ask that you... No, no, no.
03:22Look, you're gonna have to call me back, okay? All right, listen.
03:25Call back later.
03:27What was that?
03:30It was the ocean?
03:31Fuck.
03:39God damn it, we just...
03:41I'm kind of gonna...
03:43Hello? Hello?
03:46Yes, yes, yes, sir. It's me. It's me.
03:50They've been calling, but I haven't told them anything yet, so...
03:54What?
03:55I'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that last thing? I couldn't hear you over the noise.
04:06Wow.
04:09Understood.
04:12You can count on me, sir.
04:14Absolutely.
04:16Yeah, I can be ready in five.
04:19Okay, so, uh, what are we telling them?
04:21Oh, God.
04:23Yeah.
04:26Yeah, God.
04:29Yes.
04:30Okay, uh, well, in terms of a timeline, how long can you expect the sound of...
04:34Hello?
04:36No.
04:36No.
04:38No.
04:40No.
04:42No.
04:44No.
04:46No.
04:48No.
04:50No.
04:52No.
04:54No.
04:56No.
04:58No.
05:00No.
05:02Hey.
05:04It's fine.
05:06Nothing bad is gonna happen, okay?
05:08Not today.
05:10Not ever.
05:12I'm safe.
05:18Good drink.
05:20Give me nerves.
05:22Yeah.
05:24Hey.
05:26Listen, you're not gonna believe this.
05:28I just got off the phone with my boss.
05:30And he...
05:32Stop, stop, alright?
05:34Just stop it.
05:36Listen for a second, alright?
05:38Listen for a second, alright?
05:40He told me I'm gonna be the one to issue the statement to all media outlets at the same time.
05:44Yeah, me.
05:46I don't know, cause he doesn't wanna do it.
05:48Cause he thinks I'm more photogenic.
05:50Who gives a shit why this is huge for us?
05:52I...
05:54Come on.
05:56Hey.
05:57Calm down.
05:58Come on, relax.
06:00You're really gonna stress me out right now before the most important moment of my life?
06:04A lot of people have fucking kids.
06:05Ah, alright that's not what this is about.
06:06I'm going to do something.
06:07I'm gonna be known by every person in this fucking country.
06:09Hey, calm down.
06:13Come on, relax.
06:16You're really going to stress me out right now
06:19before the most important moment of my life?
06:23A lot of people have fucking kids, all right?
06:26That's not what this is about.
06:27I'm going to do something.
06:29I'm going to be known by every person in this fucking country.
06:34Ocean is a reliable rising tide containment system.
06:38It has protected the entire country for decades.
06:40It's not going to fail today, baby.
06:43I'll be on the first flight to Washington after this.
06:45The sound is a natural occurrence.
06:49They told me it'll stop.
06:50It just sounds worse because of how it resonates.
06:54You know, it's like we're in the body of an acoustic guitar.
06:56So to us, it sounds...
06:59Well, I'm a press agent, not an engineer.
07:02So who gives a shit if I know how it works?
07:05Somebody else does.
07:08Yeah, I will.
07:10I'm going to be the calming voice of a nation
07:12and you can fuck off.
07:15Jesus.
07:15Jesus.
07:15Jesus.
07:16Hey, Jill, how's it going?
07:30Okay, Derek, get ready.
07:44Counting down from five.
07:46Hey, wait, what's the word from Washington?
07:47How come the rep and me make the statement?
07:48I have no idea.
07:50It's nuts around here.
07:51All the higher-ups left.
07:52So now we're all running around like crazy.
07:54Good news is, I think we'll be dead or a race.
07:57Ocean has never held such a major press conference before.
