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The 420 Movie: Mary & Jane   comedy   With grand ideas of leaving the broken city they grew up in, two sisters get roped into using their get rich idea to help their womanizing father save the city he loves from bankruptcy and a three foot tall Mexican Drug Lord.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:00:00There are over a hundred different strains of marijuana.

00:00:18A quick history.

00:00:20Cannabis strains are either pure breeds or hybrid varieties of cannabis.

00:00:24Typically those of the species sativa for the creative types and indica for those chilled

00:00:30out video gamers.

00:00:31Mary?

00:00:32No one cares about all that.

00:00:33Just tell the story.

00:00:34I was about to until you interrupted me.

00:00:38Jane, you're always doing that.

00:00:39I'm in the middle of saying something and here you come cutting me off.

00:00:41Well if you wouldn't get all long in the tooth about it, just tell the people what they need

00:00:44to know.

00:00:46Just let me tell the story and I'm going to tell it, okay?

00:00:49Okay.

00:00:50But hey, can you start it out with something like, once upon a time, our dad got us into

00:00:53this really bad situation.

00:00:56Hello.

00:00:57I'm Edgar J. Hightower, mayor of Humble Valley.

00:01:01Are you looking for the best bud on the market?

00:01:03Want to get high without paying high prices?

00:01:05You know what, man?

00:01:07Get rid of those cards.

00:01:09Hey, I own Hightower Cannabis Farms out on Highway 60.

00:01:13Come on down and visit us if you want to get your hands on the best bud money can buy.

00:01:18Check out this bad boy.

00:01:19Thick.

00:01:20Heavy.

00:01:21Dripping.

00:01:23Just like mommy used to make it.

00:01:27And if you're not one of those kids that has those big, thick trust fund wallets on you

00:01:30and you can't afford my best sticky green, don't worry about it because your punk ass

00:01:34is covered.

00:01:35Check out this bad boy.

00:01:36Now it may not look like much, but it'll get you high, I promise.

00:01:40So remember now, if it's the best sticky green or anything in between, come on down to Hightower

00:01:45Cannabis Farms out on Highway 60.

00:01:48Bring your punk ass to the tower, baby.

00:01:50Cut!

00:01:51Cut!

00:01:52Cut!

00:01:53Cut!

00:01:54Cut!

00:01:55Okay, so that's our father, Edgar J. Hightower, and he is the mayor of Humboldt County.

00:02:00Which isn't saying much.

00:02:03I mean, look at him.

00:02:09He was a stoner back then who had this idea of how to legalize pot.

00:02:13He was like the Steve Jobs of weed.

00:02:16Medgar Evers.

00:02:17Malcolm.

00:02:18Dr. King.

00:02:19And that he did.

00:02:21The marijuana revolution was on.

00:02:24Our father is the man who put weed into the masses and he made a lot of money.

00:02:29And he lost most of it.

00:02:30Come on, baby.

00:02:31Papa's got some bills to pay.

00:02:32Lick it.

00:02:33Yeah.

00:02:34Yeah!

00:02:35No stems, no seeds, you don't need Hightower Farms's.

00:03:03That's weed.

00:03:11And this is where we live.

00:03:13No, no.

00:03:15Not here.

00:03:16We live here.

00:03:18This is our mansion.

00:03:19A frickin' double-wide trailer.

00:03:22Seriously.

00:03:23How can you be the mayor of a town and live in a trailer park?

00:03:25You know Dad's motto.

00:03:27If you're caught with more than a pound, blame it on one of your friends?

00:03:30No.

00:03:31Keep a low profile.

00:03:32That's me.

00:03:59Mary Hightower.

00:04:00A total loser who dropped out of school just months from getting my BA.

00:04:05To come home to help with the family business.

00:04:07It sucks.

00:04:08I mean, I don't mean that in a multilateral way, I'm just saying it really sucks.

00:04:17And that cute little bump under the cover is, well, that's me.

00:04:20Jane Hightower.

00:04:22The genius of the family.

00:04:24Yeah.

00:04:25Keep telling yourself that.

00:04:26It's true, Mary.

00:04:27You're the brains.

00:04:28I'm the brains and the beauty.

00:04:30Whatever.

00:04:31Don't hate the maker, honey.

00:04:32Hate the makeup.

00:04:47Jane!

00:04:48Come on, we're gonna be late to open the shop.

00:04:51If we gotta open the shop, how are we gonna be late?

00:04:53We set it on hours.

00:04:55And that's why I came home to help.

00:04:57Get up.

00:04:58Let's get our asses down at the shop.

00:04:59Let's go.

00:05:00Do you ever wake up on the right side of the bed?

00:05:01No, bitch.

00:05:02Now get up before I curb stomp you.

00:05:05That girl seriously needs to get laid.

00:05:09Too fucking tense for me.

00:05:13All right.

00:05:14I'm off to work.

00:05:15Have a great day at the office, son.

00:05:17I hope you get that promotion.

00:05:19Me too, dad.

00:05:20Goodbye, honey.

00:05:21Don't forget to eat now.

00:05:22Love you.

00:05:23Oh, I won't, mom.

00:05:25I love you more.

00:05:29Such a good boy.

00:05:31Takes after his old man, doesn't he?

00:05:35Wanna play Yahtzee?

00:05:37Mmm.

00:05:38Leather?

00:05:39Thong or French cup?

00:05:41Thong.

00:05:42Oh!

00:05:43You liar.

00:05:55Fresh, baby.

00:05:58Coming new.

00:05:59Coming new.

00:06:00Fresh.

00:06:01New.

00:06:02Yeah.

00:06:03That's what it do.

00:06:04Look at thong.

00:06:05Hey, I ain't even mad at you.

00:06:06I'm fresh.

00:06:07Fresh.

00:06:08Fresh.

00:06:09Coming new.

00:06:10Coming new.

00:06:11Yeah.

00:06:12Got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:13It's all great.

00:06:14Thong.

00:06:15Hey, I ain't mad at you.

00:06:16Nope.

00:06:17Has two.

00:06:18Time to elevate my altitude.

00:06:19Fly.

00:06:20Tied it up a couple notches.

00:06:21What I had to do.

00:06:22Yeah.

00:06:23Got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:25Attitude.

00:06:26It's all great.

00:06:27Thong.

00:06:28Hey, I ain't mad at you.

00:06:29Has two.

00:06:30Time to elevate my altitude.

00:06:31Turn it up a couple notches.

00:06:33What I had to do.

00:06:35Got a fresh new attitude.

00:06:43I can't believe I'm back here.

00:06:45Mary, it's been like three weeks.

00:06:47Give it time.

00:06:49You know, we haven't seen any of our friends since you've been back.

00:06:52Maybe we should throw a big-ass party.

00:06:56No, let's not.

00:06:58Let's not and let's say we didn't.

00:07:00How about that?

00:07:01Wait.

00:07:02Everyone's going to be so stoked to see you.

00:07:04Come on.

00:07:05Maybe.

00:07:06Fuck.

00:07:07I'm not so stoked to see them.

00:07:10The big city ain't your folks, Mary.

00:07:12What's so bad about living here?

00:07:14Do you want me to make a fucking PowerPoint about it?

00:07:17I hate everything about this place.

00:07:18Look at this place.

00:07:19It's awful.

00:07:22Does he know I'm home?

00:07:24I don't think so.

00:07:29Why wouldn't he?

00:07:30He said everybody knows that I'm back.

00:07:32I don't know.

00:07:33No one's seen him around for a while.

00:07:35Like they haven't seen him around?

00:07:37Like he moved?

00:07:38Mary.

00:07:39Like no one has seen him around.

00:07:41Right?

00:07:42Hey.

00:07:43You left him.

00:07:44It was your choice.

00:07:45And it was a great choice.

00:07:47He fucking cheated on you.

00:07:49With his stepsister.

00:07:51It's disgusting.

00:07:52Okay?

00:07:53No.

00:07:54Way too good for that.

00:07:56Plus dad hated him.

00:07:57So no point.

00:08:00Good.

00:08:01That's really good.

00:08:03Because I'm just here to focus on getting this 420 crop out.

00:08:07And then I'm going back to New York now.

00:08:12Oh shit!

00:08:13Listen to my song.

00:08:14Listen to my song.

00:08:16I know I'm making love.

00:08:18There you go.

00:08:20I know I'm making love.

00:08:22Oh shit.

00:08:23I know I'm making love.

00:08:25Oh shit.

00:08:26I know I'm making love.

00:08:27Oh shit.

00:08:28I know I'm making love.

00:08:29Oh shit.

00:08:30I know I'm making love.

00:08:31Oh shit.

00:08:32I know I'm making love.

00:08:33I know I'm making love.

00:08:34I know I'm making love.

00:08:35I know I'm making love.

00:08:36I know I'm making love.

00:08:37I know I'm making love.

00:08:38I know I'm making love.

00:08:39I know I'm making love.

00:08:40I know I'm making love.

00:08:41I know I'm making love.

00:08:42I know I'm making love.

00:08:43I know I'm making love.

00:08:44I know I'm making love.

00:08:46Cough.

00:09:08Well, well, well.

00:09:10Fran Thelma and Luis, a.k.a.

00:09:12ass and titties.

00:09:14I can explain. My sister farted and I had to light a joint to get the stink out of the car.

00:09:23Jane!

00:09:24It's the best lie I could think of on such short notice.

00:09:26License and registration, please.

00:09:29Is this really needed? I mean, we're going to be late for work.

00:09:32I'm not going to ask you again.

00:09:35Alright. Look, uh, not that it matters or anything, officer.

00:09:41Watkins! It's a black man's slave name.

00:09:44You got a problem with a black man having a slave name?

00:09:46Let me tell you something. Wayne Brady, Byron Allen, Al Roker.

00:09:50Them are slave names.

00:09:53Okay, uh, Officer Watkins, you brought race into this.

00:09:58I didn't. I just want to put that out there.

00:10:00Um, maybe you know us. You definitely know our father.

00:10:04Okay, I'm sorry. Officer Watkins, why'd you pull us over? We weren't speeding.

00:10:08Mary, please.

00:10:10I pulled you over for one reason, and one reason only.

00:10:12Because you're white.

00:10:14I wouldn't give a damn if y'all was speeding and smoking weed, drinking and driving, playing dominoes in the back.

00:10:18If you were black.

00:10:20But you hunkies, you think you're slick.

00:10:23Oh my god. Someone needs to take a chill pill.

00:10:26So what, you automatically assumed it because I'm black? I like drugs?

00:10:29Let me tell you something. I'm black. I love drugs.

00:10:32Boy, you crackers are something else, you know that?

00:10:35Let me get this straight. Are you racial profiling us?

00:10:38You're damn right I'm racial profiling y'all. Y'all do it to us all the time.

00:10:41You know, pit back is a bitch that bites.

00:10:43Get out the car, get on the floor. Right now.

00:10:45Wait a minute. Are we getting pulled over or raped?

00:10:47Pretty girl, rape? Carolina ain't nothing but foreplay.

00:10:50Okay, you've got to be shitting me, right?

00:10:53Hell nah. Do I look like I'm shitting you?

00:10:55Shit is brown. I'm brown, so I'm shit.

00:10:57Y'all are white.

00:10:59You think you're on to something, but I'm on to you.

00:11:01You think you're slick. I know you're plotting something. I got it.

00:11:04Hey, um, just...

00:11:09What's your bra size? Never mind.

00:11:11What?

00:11:12He needs some steaks. He don't want your G-string to sag.

00:11:15What?

00:11:17Hot towel.

00:11:19Shit, y'all are mayonnaise kids.

00:11:22Didn't take too kindly to one of his officers asking us to get on on the ground and spread him.

00:11:27Look here. Why don't we just chalk this up to one bad mistake?

00:11:32I wish all the white ladies have a nice day.

00:11:34You too.

00:11:35But don't get it twisted.

00:11:37I don't give a fuck if your father's a man or a goddamn moon.

00:11:39I'll see you cross the line.

00:11:41I'm gonna be waiting for you. In the bushes. Naked.

00:11:48I was one of them silent but deadly ones.

00:11:50I know a poop when I smell one. Give me the blunt.

00:11:52You ain't supposed to be smuggling this know-how. That's illegal, girl. What's wrong with you?

00:11:57This is perfect. This right here.

00:12:00I seized about a pound of this shit.

00:12:03Only caught about a quarter of it in.

00:12:07Take care.

00:12:13Oh my God, he's raped.

00:12:27What happens when the customer's always right?

00:12:30Oh, it went right out the door along with, I don't give a flying fuck!

00:12:34You can't return weed. What is wrong with you?

00:12:37Why not?

00:12:38You buy, you try, you get high.

00:12:41Ugh, all sales are final.

00:12:43Yeah, well, you know, this weed didn't do nothing for me, okay?

00:12:46It took me six loads of my bond before I started to feel something.

00:12:49The answer is no.

00:12:51Kick rocks.

00:12:53Out. Now.

00:12:55Come by later and give you a refund if you like.

00:13:00Hey, Jane.

00:13:01Hey, Buggy.

00:13:02When you gonna let a player get a chance?

00:13:04How about next lifetime?

00:13:06That works, too.

00:13:07Where were you two?

00:13:09Somebody's locked into level eight.

00:13:11Yes?

00:13:13Can I help you with something?

00:13:15Yeah, I just want what's in your cash box.

00:13:20And in the back room, and I'm not fucking around!

00:13:23Give me the fucking money! Now!

00:13:27Pretty stupid on your part.

00:13:29What's that?

00:13:30Robbing a dispensary?

00:13:32This dispensary.

00:13:34What's wrong with you?

00:13:38He looks pretty nervous to me.

00:13:40I'm not nervous.

00:13:42Yeah, you look pretty nervous.

00:13:45Why did she lock the door like that?

00:13:48So you can't get out.

00:13:52I can get out.

00:13:54I'm the one with the gun!

00:13:56You should have left when you had the chance.

00:13:59I'll leave when I get what's in your cash box and the count in the back.

00:14:05And you know what? I think I'll take a couple ounces off your hands, too!

00:14:07You know what? What do you guys want to do to him?

00:14:09You know what? I'm not in a fucking good mood today.

00:14:12What do you guys want to do to him?

00:14:14What?

00:14:15What do you mean by that?

00:14:17What are you going to do to me?

00:14:19You think you're the first Yahoo to come up in here and try to rob this place?

00:14:22It always ends the same.

00:14:24Which is?

00:14:25The ass puts the gun on the counter and maybe, I mean just maybe,

00:14:30I can stop them from cutting off your balls.

00:14:39Okay.

00:14:42Okay, here!

00:14:50Okay.

00:15:01Are you guys accepting any applications or anything?

00:15:04Get the fuck out!

00:15:05Okay.

00:15:08Fucking Yahoo.

00:15:11So Jane, is it true Mary's back for good?

00:15:14Don't know. Don't mention it. She does not like talking about it.

00:15:18Where is Jane?

00:15:19Coming!

00:15:35So?

00:15:37Not bad. Not bad at all.

00:15:40You actually followed my direction for once.

00:15:42You have no idea how hard it was to get some of this stuff.

00:15:45Do you know how many guys I had to say you'd sleep with them?

00:15:50You know you fucked up the THC levels, right?

00:15:52No, I didn't.

00:15:53Yeah, you did.

00:15:55Look, if you go with that formula, you're going to burn the liquid at a higher rate.

00:16:00This shit wouldn't get a flea high.

00:16:02Well, I followed the formula that you sent to me.

00:16:04Okay, just be careful with it, okay? Because it was a little off.

00:16:08Well, excuse me. If you want to try to do it better, be my guest.

00:16:13Okay, Miss Attitude. I already did.

00:16:16What?

00:16:18Want to see it?

00:16:20Give me that.

00:16:24You actually did it.

00:16:25Fuck yeah, I did it.

00:16:27Not only was I able to liquid base the bud, I was able to turn each one of the strains into a flavor.

00:16:33Blueberry Kush is now going to taste like blueberries.

00:16:37Shut up.

00:16:38I swear to God.

00:16:39Damn!

00:16:41That's amazing.

00:16:43What about you? What about the prototype? Did you finish it?

00:16:45You bet my sweet ass I did.

00:16:47Sis, this is the world's first electronic blunt.

00:16:55It's fucking amazing.

00:16:57I know.

00:16:58What are we going to call it?

00:17:02Blue Dragon.

00:17:05Wow.

00:17:09Seriously, it's brilliant.

00:17:23Do you girls have any idea how cool it is?

00:17:29I mean for you to be here with me.

00:17:35After all, I am the winning horse.

00:17:41Go away, I'm busy.

00:17:43Not busy enough it seems.

00:17:45I need to talk to you, darling.

00:17:47About what, Ruth?

00:17:49The annual budget report.

00:17:51Just fudge the numbers and make it look nice like we always do.

00:17:55See, I don't do the books. Your daughter Jane does.

00:17:57I have no idea.

00:17:59We have money going out from the mayor's fund without any receipts or reason as to where the money's going.

00:18:04Not to mention you spending camp funds to future gambling habits.

00:18:07So we need to talk about this right now.

00:18:09Girls, would you step out for a minute?

00:18:12Darling, put that in your mouth and keep it warm for good use later.

00:18:17I'm sorry, what is your name again?

00:18:22Ah yes, Titiana.

00:18:25We'll talk soon.

00:18:28Well, you screwed that up for me.

00:18:30All right. Now when the town criers start coming after you asking where all the money's gone

00:18:35and it's not here because you fucked it all off, we're going to be in a...

00:18:37Ruth, it's numbers.

00:18:39Make something up and make it look good like we always do, for God's sake.

00:18:42No, see, this is serious.

00:18:44The city council is going to come after you hard.

00:18:47And that's not going to be good for your other business as a pot grower.

00:18:51Are you really worried about this?

00:18:53Yes.

00:18:54Aren't I the one that got you out of a Turkish prison?

00:18:56Bingo.

00:18:57Look, people are flocking from all over the country to come to Humboldt County.

00:19:01And why? Because of me. I made this town boom.

00:19:04All we have to do is harvest the 420 crop and we'll be as good as rain.

00:19:09Until then, just do your magic E equals MC something and throw in a decimal point and make it look nice.

00:19:15Oh, that sounds really fun.

00:19:17But what do we do about a receipt from Hot Little Things?

00:19:22You bring Daddy the surprise?

00:19:25Daddy being the operative word.

00:19:28Daddy being the operative word.

00:19:31Mary and Jane!

00:19:33Kill them!

00:19:40I mean...

00:19:41What?

00:19:42Seriously, stop fawning all over yourself.

00:19:46I kind of feel bad putting all this on Dad's credit card.

00:19:48Mary, I look over the books. I see what he's been spending.

00:19:52Not that you would know because you've been away at school, but, you know, whatever.

00:19:56That's cute. Don't do that.

00:19:59You could have gone away to school too. You did not have to stay here with Dad.

00:20:03I know.

00:20:05I actually kind of like hanging with him.

00:20:08Since Mom died, I...

00:20:10I actually kind of like hanging with him.

00:20:13Since Mom died, I...

00:20:16You used to like it too.

00:20:18That was a long time ago.

00:20:21Well, I know that you miss shopping at Hot Little Things.

00:20:25Oh my God, yes. I did.

00:20:27You did!

00:20:28I kind of love this fucking dress that I got.

00:20:31Um...

00:20:33What?

00:20:34Dad wants to meet for lunch.

00:20:36Are you serious?

00:20:37Yeah.

00:20:38That's new.

00:20:39That's weird.

00:20:41We should go check it out.

00:20:42Yeah, I guess.

00:20:44What are you talking about? A little bit of faith, a little bit of love. It's a small tab.

00:20:48I'm good for it.

00:20:50Darling, do me a favor, will you? The girls are coming.

00:20:52Give me three of the specials, would you please?

00:20:54Thank you so much.

00:20:55What?

00:20:56No, I'm not calling you darling, you fucking schmuck.

00:20:58Tommy, let me tell you something.

00:21:00Let me ask you a question.

00:21:01Who was it that stood by you and fucked your sister last month

00:21:04when she was cock blocking you with that girl Connie?

00:21:06Huh? Huh? Huh?

00:21:07That's right, it was me.

00:21:08And I took it like a man.

00:21:10Right on the chin, Tommy.

00:21:11Like a fucking...

00:21:13Tommy?

00:21:14You fucking scrawny bastard.

00:21:17Oh, shit.

00:21:19Oh, hang on a second.

00:21:22Hello, Sal!

00:21:24Sally, how you doing, buddy?

00:21:26Yeah.

00:21:27Yeah, no, no, no, no.

00:21:28Sal, listen.

00:21:29I've got a little play I want to make 50,000 on Blue Note in the fourth race of Belmont.

00:21:33It's a...

00:21:34Sal!

00:21:35We're friends.

00:21:36Sal!

00:21:37Sal!

00:21:38Damn it.

00:21:42Did you have some coffee with that sugar daddy-o?

00:21:44Hi, girls.

00:21:45I'm trying to cut back.

00:21:47So...

00:21:49That's good, Sal.

00:21:50It was you that wanted to see us?

00:21:53Here we are.

00:21:54Yeah, I think we should talk.

00:22:00So?

00:22:02You're making personal purchases on a county credit card.

00:22:06Seriously, Dad, you do it all the time.

00:22:09Jane runs your books, remember?

00:22:11Yeah, but there's two significant differences here.

00:22:14Number one, mayor, me.

00:22:17And number two is when daddy-o signs for the bill, it's a tax write-off.

00:22:22Okay, so gambling at the Indian casino and trips to Europe and Russian hookers, it's all tax write-off?

00:22:28All research.

00:22:29Yeah, what about all those bookies you owe money?

00:22:31Oh, what did you hear about that?

00:22:34Dad, come on.

00:22:36What the whole town knows, you pretty much suck as a mayor.

00:22:40I mean, you went from this man who did this really cool thing to a Las Vegas act.

00:22:46I mean, a weed commercial, Dad?

00:22:47Who does that?

00:22:48My PR guy said it would be good for my image.

00:22:50PR?

00:22:51Who do you think you are, Brangelina?

00:22:53Where are you getting the money for this?

00:22:55Let me tell you something.

00:22:56When I became mayor of this town, I came in with one idea and one idea only, and it was a good one.

00:23:01And that was to legalize marijuana.

00:23:03And I did it.

00:23:04Now look around you.

00:23:06What do you see?

00:23:07Weed growing on every acre of this county.

00:23:10It's like freaking Starbucks here, okay?

00:23:12I've got to stay ahead of the competition.

00:23:14I've got to be on the cutting edge, riding the wave home, baby,

00:23:16or someone's going to take this entire thing away from us, right out from under our feet.

00:23:20But your debt is starting to add up.

00:23:22Yes, I realize that, okay?

00:23:24And I'm going to take care of it, all right?

00:23:26Dad, you cooked the books.

00:23:28You could go to prison for that.

00:23:30Like I'd be the first mayor that ever went to jail?

00:23:32Look, I realize that I owe out a lot of money, but there's a lot of overhead.

00:23:38Do you have any idea how much it costs to buy a Mexican army?

00:23:42What?

00:23:43No.

00:23:45Dad, tell me those guys were extras.

00:23:47I've got a sick deal on Craigslist.

00:23:49Fuck, you bought an army?

00:23:50Yes.

00:23:51Yes.

00:23:52The last leader came down with a severe case of bullet holes.

00:23:54These poor guys were homeless.

00:23:56I rescued them.

00:23:58How much did you pay for the Mexican Mercs?

00:24:02Look, I stole it.

00:24:03Two million plus all the weed they could smoke.

00:24:05Oh, my God.

00:24:06Two million dollars?

00:24:07You don't even have a million.

00:24:08Shh.

00:24:09Okay, okay, okay, Sparky.

00:24:10Keep your voice down a little bit, will you?

00:24:14All right, the guys that helped me get reelected, they're not exactly happy with me.

00:24:17As a matter of fact, they're pretty fucking pissed.

00:24:19I made a few promises to them that I haven't necessarily kept, but I'm handling it, all right?

00:24:25Plus, don't forget something.

00:24:27What?

00:24:28The 420 crop is coming, we know.

00:24:30All right, and the profit from the 420 crop is going to satisfy all the debt.

00:24:33Everyone's going to be happy.

00:24:36Townspeople could be out of jobs for this.

00:24:38I came back from school to help you out with this.

00:24:41What makes you think you're not helping, Mary?

00:24:43I mean, I am so happy that you're back in your home, where you belong.

00:24:49Me too, Mary.

00:24:53How's everything going at the shop?

00:24:55Things are good.

00:24:57We have an idea that I think is going to be...

00:24:59No, please, Jane.

00:25:01He doesn't want to know about that.

00:25:02Fill me in.

00:25:03That's stupid.

00:25:05Mia, remember that thing that you had me do?

00:25:08Yes.

00:25:09No, not that one.

00:25:10The one in the desert.

00:25:11Something went terribly wrong.

00:25:13Do you still have the bag of lime in the trunk?

00:25:15Meet me outside.

00:25:23Oh, that's lovely.

00:25:27See?

00:25:28Sweetness.

00:25:43Nice limo you have here, Chief.

00:25:45Roomy.

00:25:46Doesn't look like your headdress fits in very well, though.

00:25:49Chief Ironweed, very busy man.

00:25:51What pale face want with the Chief?

00:25:52We could speak in private for a bit.

00:25:54Chief Ironweed, private man already.

00:25:57Five minutes.

00:26:04I like that feather.

00:26:05What is that, wild turkey?

00:26:12What the hell do you want to speak to me about?

00:26:14I shouldn't even be seen with you.

00:26:15You've been banned from the casino.

00:26:17All right, look, let's cut the bullshit, all right?

00:26:19I need a little more time to come up with the money.

00:26:21Oh, no, fuck that.

00:26:22Hell no.

00:26:23Listen, my blood pressure is up.

00:26:24And all this is because of you.

00:26:26I'm serious as Sam Jackson.

00:26:27I will mess you up.

00:26:28Man, what are you talking about?

00:26:29We're friends.

00:26:30Look, I don't give a damn.

00:26:32Friends or no friends, I will bust your ass.

00:26:35Don't forget who you're talking to.

00:26:37Oh, hang on a second.

00:26:39Don't you forget about the fact that I'm the one

00:26:41who came up with this gig.

00:26:42Remember?

00:26:43The black guy who's one-quarter Indian scam.

00:26:46That shit was mine.

00:26:50That shit was pretty brilliant.

00:26:51Oh, yeah.

00:26:52But so what?

00:26:53For your information, I did a family tree search

00:26:56and come to find out I really am Indian.

00:26:58Is that a fact?

00:26:59What, Blackfoot?

00:27:00No, I'm serious, Edgar.

00:27:01Listen, my daddy's daddy's daddy was part Indian,

00:27:05so this ain't no scam.

00:27:06And since when did the questionable nature

00:27:08of my nationality become any of your business?

00:27:10Look, Chief, they're holding the marker on me.

00:27:13You owe the casino $270,000.

00:27:16I'm not asking you to delete the whole thing.

00:27:18I'm just saying hold them back for a little while

00:27:20while I square off this town debt thing that I got going on.

00:27:23Look, you don't want these people to find out

00:27:25that they're being made.

00:27:26Oh, shut up, Edgar.

00:27:27I should let these Indians bust your ass

00:27:28for the kind of money you owe.

00:27:29Is that why you haven't returned my calls?

00:27:31Is that why you deleted me as your friend on Facebook?

00:27:33Look, I can't be friends with a mayor as shit is yourself.

00:27:37Shit has changed, Edgar.

00:27:38Look, I got a daughter going through college.

00:27:40I want her to be like Mary, go off to a good school.

00:27:43That's the best thing you ever did for that girl.

00:27:45And you spoil Jane way too much.

00:27:47Well, it's obvious we haven't talked in a while

00:27:50because you haven't heard.

00:27:51What?

00:27:52Mary, she's, uh, she's back home now.

00:27:56Well, that's great.

00:27:57How long is she going to be around?

00:27:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, look.

00:28:01I let you come up into my casino, and you run up a debt?

00:28:04Got these redskins looking at me all funny

00:28:06like, hey, your friend the mayor, he owes a lot of money.

00:28:09You fix it.

00:28:10And these guys aren't saying it

00:28:11in a tone of voice that matches the pitch of my voice.

00:28:13They want to put a hurtin' on you.

00:28:15They will cut you down with a quickness.

00:28:17Make no mistake about that.

00:28:18Look, man, I'm the one who got you this casino.

00:28:21Look, yes, you did.

00:28:23And it's noted in good faith.

00:28:25But this doesn't look good!

00:28:27A town mayor who runs up a gambling debt?

00:28:30That stuff gets out,

00:28:31and everybody's going to wash their hands of you.

00:28:33And even I won't be able to save you.

00:28:35Not from these guys.

00:28:37You owe these guys money.

00:28:39Money I know you don't have to pay back.

00:28:42You'll be debt to the dead.

00:28:44You understand me?

00:28:45These guys don't play.

00:28:46Come on, homie.

00:28:47It's 270 grand.

00:28:49Throw that number out like it don't mean anything.

00:28:53That's a whole lot of damn money, man.

00:28:56Look, I can't get you out of this one.

00:28:58You pay up or else.

00:29:00Or else what, Vince?

00:29:01Don't you call me in front of these people.

00:29:03Chief Ironweed!

00:29:05Don't you do this.

00:29:07Do what?

00:29:08Just don't.

00:29:09Just because you fucked up your part of this shit

00:29:11mean I got to go down with you and give all this shit up?

00:29:14No, no, no.

00:29:15Get the fuck out of here.

00:29:16Get out!

00:29:22Times have changed.

00:29:28You pay this money back, Edgar,

00:29:30or we can't be friends no more.

00:29:32Not to mention you won't be on this earth.

00:29:34You hear me?

00:29:38Take Chief back to the village.

00:29:43Cock-a-doodle-doo, wake up to a beautiful day in L.A.

00:29:46Pop an electric boogaloo

00:29:48Got a switch twisted, about to get lifted

00:29:50Man, I tell you, that banana cush is terrific

00:29:53Want a toast to the coast, baby, the Pacific

00:29:55To be specific, you ain't been, you need to visit

00:29:58Must be something in the water, I don't know what is it

00:30:00They make our women so vicious and so exquisite

00:30:02With the face of a covered girl, body of a thoroughbred

00:30:05Mind of a hustler, kick up dust for ya

00:30:07If they got love for ya, but still sweet between them sheets

00:30:10When they ride and bust for ya, can't get enough of it

00:30:13Cali eye candy that I see on her daily

00:30:15Couldn't count if I chatted from the ocean to the valley

00:30:18When she walkin' for a while, but you gotta holla

00:30:20Cause you know she got a fatty

00:30:22Classy girls, sassy girls, nasty girls

00:30:25Them Cali girls, yeah

00:30:27Yeah, I love the Cali girls

00:30:30Said I love the Cali girls

00:30:35I don't see the point.

00:30:36We're gonna lose this.

00:30:37The point is the tan gets the man.

00:30:39Women, we live in Humboldt County.

00:30:41Come on, there are some attractive guys here.

00:30:44Half of them are stoners, and the other half need to be stoned.

00:30:48With rocks.

00:30:51What about, uh, that guy you were seeing before Kurt, like a while ago?

00:30:55Yeah.

00:30:57He joined a cult, took a vow of silence, and cut off his tongue.

00:31:02That's disgusting.

00:31:03Yeah.

00:31:04Can you imagine making out with a guy with half a tongue?

00:31:08It wasn't so bad.

00:31:09What?

00:31:10Wait, so you kissed Garth Hines after he cut off his tongue?

00:31:15Yeah.

00:31:16What?

00:31:17Well, how was it?

00:31:20Like a cut in half octopus.

00:31:22Ew!

00:31:24Oh, you'd be surprised how good a half tongue feels to me.

00:31:26Oh, no!

00:31:27Please stop, no.

00:31:28Nightmares.

00:31:29Gross.

00:31:32I'm sorry I had to ask you to come back.

00:31:35Dad's just out of control.

00:31:37I mean, you see it.

00:31:39I know.

00:31:40It's okay.

00:31:41I just feel bad because I know that all you ever wanted to do was work as a chemist.

00:31:45I'm doing what I love.

00:31:46I'm making liquid THC for our electronic plant.

00:31:49And I believe in you.

00:31:52I mean, you're going to be the key to making us rich.

00:31:54I wish it was that easy.

00:31:56You wouldn't know how tough because you've been stuck in this shitty town with Dad.

00:31:59Are you in any way trying to make me feel good about being left behind here?

00:32:04It's good you stayed here.

00:32:05If you weren't here, you never would have made the E-blend.

00:32:08I'm just saying it's going to take a lot of work.

00:32:11I'm not sure you're ready for that kind of work.

00:32:13Hell yeah, I'm ready.

00:32:14Are you?

00:32:15Of course.

00:32:16Good.

00:32:18Come on, kiss him.

00:32:22Oh, good morning, Mayor Hightower.

00:32:25Ruth, if I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

00:32:28Come to the door and knock.

00:32:30If you don't hear any kind of response, walk away.

00:32:33Don't walk in.

00:32:34Oh, okay.

00:32:36Ooh.

00:32:37All right, I wanted to go over the daily duties with you today.

00:32:40Oh, yeah, baby.

00:32:41Here we go.

00:32:42At 10 a.m., you have a...

00:32:43Just go back.

00:32:44Just a little bit to the left.

00:32:46A little bit to the left.

00:32:47Ah!

00:32:49Amazing.

00:32:50Man on the boat overboard.

00:32:51Yeah, baby.

00:32:52I'm sorry.

00:32:53Who's your daddy?

00:32:54What?

00:32:55Who's your papa?

00:32:56Okay, at 10 a.m.

00:32:57Oh, that's beautiful.

00:32:58What are you talking about?

00:32:59Darling, come, come, come, come.

00:33:02And like the winds of time, I'm sure they'll be blowing again later.

00:33:08Lovely.

00:33:09Lovely, lovely, lovely.

00:33:11All right, what?

00:33:12At 10 a.m., you have a TV interview about how the pot business is growing since it's been legalized.

00:33:17I think that'll be quite fun, right?

00:33:19And then at 11 a.m., you have the Spirit Achievement Awards with the Elementor Elementary School.

00:33:24Is there any chance we can reschedule that one?

00:33:26I mean, I love the kids, but they're always so damn sticky and disgusting.

00:33:30Yes, but you quite like it sticky, don't you?

00:33:34Anyway, there's also some gentlemen here who have no appointment.

00:33:40Here they are.

00:33:42Appointment?

00:33:43We don't need no damn appointment.

00:33:45Yeah, which way is he said?

00:33:47We don't need no stinking appointment.

00:33:49Oh, Tito, I just said that.

00:33:51No need for you to repeat it.

00:33:52Well, I just wanted to make sure that he knew what you meant.

00:33:54What?

00:33:55Am I not speaking clearly enough where he can't understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

00:33:58I'm not saying that.

00:33:59I knew I shouldn't have joined this gang.

00:34:01Oh, come on.

00:34:02Don't be like...

00:34:03Fuck it.

00:34:04I'm the boss.

00:34:05We'll talk about this later.

00:34:06Okay, I think I'm going to be going now.

00:34:09Hi, Ruth.

00:34:11Hey, Tito.

00:34:13Hey, Tito.

00:34:19You hit that shit, Holmes?

00:34:21Ain't that a bad a bitch?

00:34:24Tito, how are you, my friend?

00:34:26No, no, no, no.

00:34:27None of that good mayor bullshit.

00:34:29I ain't buying that stuff no more.

00:34:31All right, well then, what can I do for you, Tito?

00:34:35You know damn well what you could do for us.

00:34:37You're going to pay us back all that money that we sent to your camp.

00:34:39We got you that second term.

00:34:41We want our money.

00:34:42You owe us.

00:34:43Of course.

00:34:44Anything I can do to satisfy my good friend, Tito.

00:34:47You call me your friend again,

00:34:48and I'm going to have my bullies hold you down

00:34:50while I piss in your mouth.

00:34:52Damn.

00:34:53I got to admit, that's pretty nasty, man.

00:34:55Just do what the man says.

00:34:56Look, look, Tito.

00:34:57When you donated this money to my camp,

00:34:59it was a donation.

00:35:00It's non-refundable.

00:35:01You don't get it back.

00:35:02Do we look like the type of motherfuckers

00:35:04that'll give you two million dollars?

00:35:06Do we look like the type of motherfuckers

00:35:08that would give you two million dollars?

00:35:10Tito.

00:35:11You did it again.

00:35:12What?

00:35:13Pete, what I'm saying.

00:35:14Why you got to do that?

00:35:15Look, I just think it sounds more badass

00:35:16coming from the boss.

00:35:17That's some bullshit.

00:35:18Come up with your own shit.

00:35:19I did you guys a favor.

00:35:21You couldn't continue to smuggle your weed

00:35:23across the border.

00:35:24You were having troubles,

00:35:25and you needed my help.

00:35:26And I gave you that help.

00:35:27I also promised you

00:35:28that I would legalize cannabis in this county,

00:35:30and I did.

00:35:31I delivered.

00:35:32Bullshit.

00:35:33I want my cut.

00:35:34All right, all right.

00:35:35Fair enough.

00:35:37What type of cut are we looking at here, Tito?

00:35:39Five million dollars, old man.

00:35:41Five million dollars?

00:35:43Come on, man.

00:35:44You gonna start repeating me, too?

00:35:45That's what I said, isn't it?

00:35:46Five million dollars.

00:35:47Man, I don't have five million dollars, Tito.

00:35:49We know.

00:35:50We talked to the Indian chief down at the casino.

00:35:53You're into them for $270,000.

00:35:55But you will have it

00:35:57once you cash in your crops on 420.

00:36:00I'm not giving you guys my profit

00:36:02on the 420 crop.

00:36:04We're not just taking commission from your crop.

00:36:06We're taking everyone's.

00:36:09We have a problem with that.

00:36:13That's what we thought.

00:36:15You better take real good care of that 420 crop.

00:36:17We'll give you one week to pay up.

00:36:19That's what we thought.

00:36:20You better take good care of that 420 crop.

00:36:23Really?

00:36:24Shit.

00:36:25It's a habit, man.

00:36:27We're not fucking around, Edgar.

00:36:32Oh, and by the way,

00:36:34your commercials suck donkey balls.

00:36:36Where my dogs at, nigga?

00:36:38You know what I mean?

00:36:39Nigga do what a dog does when a dog doesn't.

00:36:41You know what I mean?

00:36:42I don't give a fuck, nigga.

00:36:43That's what we do.

00:36:44All my dogs.

00:36:48Shit.

00:36:49A lot of dogs roll when a dog rolls.

00:36:52Motherfucker.

00:36:53There was a farmer who had a dog

00:36:56and Bingo was his name-o.

00:36:58B-I-N-G-O

00:37:00B-I-N-G-O

00:37:02B-I-N-G-O

00:37:03and Bingo was his name-o.

00:37:06There was...

00:37:08Oh, oh.

00:37:09Well, would you look at that.

00:37:11We are being pulled over.

00:37:15We have been pulled over.

00:37:16By the police?

00:37:17That has never happened before.

00:37:19Wow, this is so cool.

00:37:21We're actually being pulled over by the police.

00:37:23I'm gonna see if I can get an Instagram photo with you.

00:37:25Come on, honey.

00:37:27Hi, officer.

00:37:28How are you today?

00:37:29Nigga, what did you call me?

00:37:31Excuse me?

00:37:32I noticed you got them Florida plates.

00:37:34Yes.

00:37:35I was gonna leave you alone, but fuck it.

00:37:37I might as well stand my ground.

00:37:39Get the fuck out the car.

00:37:40Get the fuck out the car.

00:37:41Out of the car.

00:37:42Come on, honky.

00:37:43Cracker one, cracker two, cracker three, cracker four.

00:37:45Nigga, you smell like mayonnaise.

00:37:47Where the fuck did you get that picnic shirt?

00:37:49I'm fucking playing with you.

00:37:51Don't feel so motherfucking good now, does it?

00:37:53Being out here in this excruciating heat.

00:37:56Being examined like this.

00:37:57Shit, my people have been going through it for years.

00:37:59How does fish grease in this motherfucker?

00:38:01Guess they just call that the chicken's coming home to roost.

00:38:04Hey there, pretty little white girl.

00:38:06How old is she?

00:38:07Twelve.

00:38:08Damn.

00:38:11She's only twelve, fellas.

00:38:12Six more years.

00:38:14This little white boy right here.

00:38:15Nigga with a hoodie on.

00:38:17Tell you what, do me a favor.

00:38:18Don't you eat these motherfucking Skittles.

00:38:20Give me a goddamn reason.

00:38:22I love pulling white folks over.

00:38:26Makes my dick hard.

00:38:29Oh, look at this right here.

00:38:31Pretty little white mama you is.

00:38:33You're pure white.

00:38:35Girl, you're like uncut cocaine.

00:38:37Blue magic, bitch.

00:38:40Maybe we can talk about this.

00:38:41Nigga, get your goddamn hands off me.

00:38:43Get to the ground, motherfucker.

00:38:45To the ground now, nigga.

00:38:48Barack Obama, nigga.

00:38:52He's so nice now, is he?

00:38:55That's the whole reason why I became a pig.

00:38:57So I can get motherfuckers like you back.

00:38:59Don't buck, nigga.

00:39:00Don't buck.

00:39:01You don't even look like you like pussy.

00:39:04I bet you ain't gonna lose your secret, nigga.

00:39:06What?

00:39:07O.J. didn't do it.

00:39:08It was me.

00:39:13So, can I get the Instagram photo now, or mom, or later?

00:39:16No.

00:39:31They're trying to take our profits from this year's 420 crop.

00:39:36A cartel.

00:39:37I mean, a drug cartel.

00:39:39That's who, right?

00:39:41I left school because of this.

00:39:43Are you crazy?

00:39:45Don't answer that.

00:39:46I know you're crazy.

00:39:47Hang on, this is what I've been trying to tell you.

00:39:49The weed market has become much more competitive.

00:39:52These guys are younger.

00:39:53They've gone to college.

00:39:54I can't keep up with them.

00:39:55This is why I did the commercials.

00:39:57Why I hired the military to guard the crops.

00:39:59To guard me.

00:40:00To guard you?

00:40:01From who?

00:40:03The IRS, for one.

00:40:04Have you ever seen these guys?

00:40:05They're savages in suits.

00:40:07And, of course, then there's...

00:40:11I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said.

00:40:13Dad?

00:40:15Tito the Terrible!

00:40:16Tito the Terrible.

00:40:18That's who you borrowed money from?

00:40:20Yes.

00:40:21Look, it's not like I'm actually gonna give him the money.

00:40:24Once we harvest this crop, boom, we are out of here on a Learjet, baby.

00:40:30Dad!

00:40:31You can't leave.

00:40:32You're the mayor.

00:40:33Do you know how the last mayor resigned?

00:40:35How?

00:40:36Via text.

00:40:37From Guam.

00:40:40I can't believe you.

00:40:42Look, I'm thinking Bangkok.

00:40:43How can you go wrong with a place that has those two words in its title?

00:40:47Bang and cock.

00:40:48Come on!

00:40:49Oh, shit!

00:41:00It looks like you had a little accident with your crops.

00:41:03Tough break.

00:41:04You better take my deal.

00:41:07Oh, and by the way, I bought out your mercs.

00:41:10They work for me now.

00:41:21That little piece of shit, Tito.

00:41:23This was never about the money or the crops.

00:41:26This is about him trying to move me out.

00:41:28Move the whole town out.

00:41:30What are we gonna do now?

00:41:31Well, look, he succeeded.

00:41:33All right, girls, look.

00:41:34We gotta get out of here.

00:41:35Now.

00:41:36Pack lightly.

00:41:37Come on, let's go.

00:41:39I think it's time to tell him.

00:41:41Jane.

00:41:42No.

00:41:43Dad will fuck this up.

00:41:44I promise you.

00:41:45Okay?

00:41:46This is our only hope right now.

00:41:53Hang on a second.

00:41:55Hang on a second.

00:41:56Girls, what the hell are you doing here?

00:41:57Come on, let's go.

00:41:58We gotta get out of here.

00:41:59We're not leaving.

00:42:00What are you talking about?

00:42:01I got Uncle Billy, Uncle Alec, and Uncle Stephen on hold.

00:42:03Which one do you want to stay with?

00:42:04Dad, we have an idea.

00:42:05The girls have a big plan.

00:42:06Hang on a minute.

00:42:07I'll call you back.

00:42:08What is it?

00:42:09Something big.

00:42:25It's brilliant.

00:42:27Whose idea was it?

00:42:28Mine.

00:42:29She came up with the idea, but I turned the THC into liquid form.

00:42:33And a great job you did, Mary.

00:42:37Girls, this could be worth billions.

00:42:42But in order to make that happen, we need you to resume your office as mayor

00:42:46and get a bill passed so that we can sell these.

00:42:49Think about it, Daddy.

00:42:50No more farming.

00:42:52This is our future.

00:43:01All right, everybody.

00:43:02Let's get this party started, all right?

00:43:04Let's call it to order.

00:43:05Darling, look.

00:43:06Buy some new batteries, throw on that little red number I like so much,

00:43:09and I'll be here in about 45 minutes.

00:43:12All right, ladies and gentlemen, what is the first order of business?

00:43:17The first order is...

00:43:18Just a minute.

00:43:19I'm sorry.

00:43:20Ruth?

00:43:22Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do...

00:43:27Hold on. This is the best part.

00:43:29Do-do-do-do, do-do-do-do...

00:43:34So...

00:43:37Sorry.

00:43:38Yeah.

00:43:39All right. First order of business.

00:43:40The first order is talking about the safest pesticides to use on the crops.

00:43:44What the hell are you talking about?

00:43:46Pesticides, smesticides.

00:43:47We grow the best bud in the county.

00:43:49As a matter of fact, we grow the best bud in the state!

00:43:53Ha ha ha!

00:43:54We don't need to talk about pesticides.

00:43:55Sit the fuck down, have another cocktail.

00:43:57Next piece of business.

00:43:59Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:44:00Ed. Ed.

00:44:01What the hell are you doing?

00:44:03Don't bogart the joint, my friend, okay?

00:44:05It's puff, puff, pass.

00:44:07Puff, puff, pass.

00:44:09You're fucking up my rotation here, Ed.

00:44:11Go.

00:44:12There ain't but one thing to talk about at this meeting.

00:44:14The town debt.

00:44:15Well, that's, uh, that's an interesting subject.

00:44:18Uh, uh, let me see if I have it in my notes here.

00:44:21Uh, anything else anyone would like to talk about?

00:44:23The town is $50 million in debt.

00:44:26How can that be?

00:44:27We pay double the taxes of normal middle class,

00:44:29and that's not including the taxes we all pay for growing our crops.

00:44:33We all want to know the same thing, Mayor.

00:44:34Where's the town's money?

00:44:36Yeah.

00:44:37These are very interesting and stimulating facts.

00:44:39I do not have that in my notes right now,

00:44:41so I suggest we adjourn the meeting,

00:44:43and I'll go home and take a look until next time.

00:44:45Where is the money, Mayor?

00:44:48We want that money!

00:44:50All right, all right, listen.

00:44:52Your money is right where it needs to be.

00:44:54Hard at work and taking care of all the needs of this township.

00:44:58Now listen, I've been mayor here for eight years.

00:45:01I've made every single one of you rich.

00:45:03This is the thanks I get?

00:45:05What happens when the government comes around seizing our 420 crops?

00:45:08Who said anything like that?

00:45:10It's already happened in other counties.

00:45:12Well, I can promise you this.

00:45:13The government is the last person you need to worry about.

00:45:16Not everybody!

00:45:17Sit the fuck down!

00:45:22For the record, the government isn't a person.

00:45:24It's a group of motherfuckers.

00:45:26So what?

00:45:34Yeah.

00:45:35Check.

00:45:36It's working, matter of fact.

00:45:37Yo, check.

00:45:38Check.

00:45:48Check.

00:45:49Yo, what's up, bro?

00:45:51How you tripping?

00:45:54Give me the fucking money.

00:45:55I can't reach it.

00:45:56Oh, well, that's all you gotta say, my man.

00:46:00Shh.

00:46:09Oh, shit.

00:46:16Like I was saying, you all have been paying taxes to this town

00:46:19to protect your right to grow weed.

00:46:21That money is supposed to go to the government, but it hasn't.

00:46:25It went to the Indian casino.

00:46:27Isn't that right, Edgar?

00:46:29That is a complete and utter fabrication, ladies and gentlemen.

00:46:33Well, not all the fucking money went to the casino.

00:46:35Jesus Christ, Tito.

00:46:36Well, people of Humboldt County, I am here to save the day.

00:46:39I brought the marker to the town's debt.

00:46:42That means that you all owe me.

00:46:45And a piece of your 420 crop

00:46:47will probably just be enough to pay off the debt.

00:46:49What if we say no, Tito?

00:46:52Then just maybe there might be another fire

00:46:55like the one that happened to the mayor.

00:46:58Don't fuck with me.

00:47:00I will burn all of you off your land.

00:47:02I will go through you like shit.

00:47:04I will go through you like shit goes through a goose.

00:47:07I will kill your family, your doctors, your lawyers, your mailmen.

00:47:12I'll kill you all just because I can.

00:47:15And I won't stop until you have nothing.

00:47:18And then I'll kill you too.

00:47:23Goddamn, Tito. You a crazy little motherfucker.

00:47:26Do something, Edgar J.

00:47:28This was never about short-term money, was it, Tito?

00:47:32You wanted the whole pie all to yourself,

00:47:35you fucking little scumbag.

00:47:37Yeah, and it keeps me clean.

00:47:39And I believe that this town could use a new mayor.

00:47:43So let's put it to a vote.

00:47:45Everybody in favor of Tito the Terrible

00:47:48being the highest-paid man in Humboldt County.

00:47:51You have an enormous cock!

00:47:53You run this hood, you're misunderstood.

00:47:56Even the crooked-ass cops know it ain't all good.

00:48:04Swine-ball-legged.

00:48:06How?

00:48:08How?

00:48:09No, how?

00:48:11How?

00:48:12Chief, how the hell you sell me out to a little piece of shit Tito?

00:48:16Oh, that.

00:48:18Well, that mark, Edgar J., time's up.

00:48:21You never paid it back.

00:48:23I can't live off bullshit markers, Mayor.

00:48:26But when Tito came to me with an offer that I simply could not refuse,

00:48:30he bought the marker.

00:48:33Hell, you're lucky you're not buried in one of them pot fields out there.

00:48:37Or I didn't cut off both your legs.

00:48:40And why is that?

00:48:42Because I still like you.

00:48:45I still think of you as a friend.

00:48:48Man, I told you I had everything straight.

00:48:50I was gonna pay you back the whole nut plus the vig.

00:48:52I can't live off your bullshit promises either, Mayor.

00:48:55Bro, he's trying to take over the whole town.

00:48:58Wow.

00:49:00Not my problem.

00:49:01Your problem.

00:49:03That's how.

00:49:07I'm glad you think it's funny.

00:49:10Douchebag.

00:49:14Shit.

00:49:16Oh, shit!

00:49:19Damn, I hate when that happens.

00:49:21All right, look, girls, how long is it gonna take for this thing to be ready?

00:49:23Dad, these things take time.

00:49:24Well, time is something that we don't have, dear.

00:49:26The entire town is pissed at me right now.

00:49:28Whose fault is that?

00:49:29We're a family, honey.

00:49:31We share the blame.

00:49:33Really, Dad?

00:49:35This is our newest strain.

00:49:37Tell them what we're gonna call it.

00:49:39Blue Dragon.

00:49:40It's brilliant.

00:49:41It's fucking brilliant.

00:49:42Watch your mouth, Jane.

00:49:43Sorry, Daddy.

00:49:44I'll tell you what, though.

00:49:47It is fucking brilliant.

00:49:49How, Mary, how, how, how?

00:49:51It took God five days to create the Earth.

00:49:53It only takes seconds to create the Green Earth.

00:49:55But we still have to test it.

00:49:56Test it?

00:49:57How are we gonna test it?

00:49:59Bring out the gimp.

00:50:00The gimp?

00:50:02What the fuck is it?

00:50:04Watch your language, Rufy.

00:50:05Sorry, Mayor.

00:50:07What the fuck is this?

00:50:09This is the new shit.

00:50:10Guaranteed to get you high.

00:50:18You killed Rufy Amy.

00:50:20Dad, she's not dead.

00:50:21But if those THC levels are high enough to knock Rufy Amy on her ass,

00:50:24they are too high.

00:50:25Let me give you the lowdown on Rufy Amy.

00:50:29She was like the fucking Terminator of drugs.

00:50:33This kid's kind of funny.

00:50:36Can I have some more of that?

00:50:38You want some more?

00:50:40Yeah, please.

00:50:42I mean, she consumed them like...

00:50:44Wait, what's that called?

00:50:46Galactus.

00:50:47More?

00:50:48Yeah, how Galactus consumed universes.

00:50:50Yeah, him.

00:50:52Fucking Rufy Amy consumed more drugs than that guy.

00:50:59You got anything stronger?

00:51:11Yeah, nothing.

00:51:13If I gotta cut this bitch up and start bagging body parts again,

00:51:16I'm calling Ruth.

00:51:19No.

00:51:22I saw my whole life flash before my eyes.

00:51:25Is this the future?

00:51:28I told you.

00:51:30Oh my God.

00:51:32I'm calling the U.S. Patent Office.

00:51:35Amy.

00:51:36Rufy.

00:51:37Rufy.

00:51:38Rufy.

00:51:39Amy.

00:51:40Amy.

00:51:41Amy.

00:51:43Nothing.

00:51:51I didn't really leave school.

00:51:56I got kicked out.

00:51:58What did you do?

00:52:00Something stupid.

00:52:03Okay, you did something stupid.

00:52:06I gotta hear this.

00:52:08I pissed in the Dean's sky.

00:52:10What?

00:52:11Mary, why?

00:52:14I wanted to get into this sorority,

00:52:17and these girls didn't like me.

00:52:19They thought I was too country.

00:52:21One of the girls laid a dare on me.

00:52:24To piss in the Dean's scotch.

00:52:26Yep.

00:52:27Because of the shame it would have caused on campus,

00:52:29the Dean offered me a deal.

00:52:32Leave school, and Dad would never have to know about it.

00:52:36Holy shit.

00:52:39You pissed in the Dean's scotch.

00:52:42Good thing you didn't drink it.

00:52:44Actually, he did.

00:52:46No, Mary!

00:52:48Twelve-year-old scotch and piss don't really mix well.

00:52:54Jane.

00:52:55Yeah?

00:52:57The blunt worked on Amy.

00:52:59How do we know it's going to work on anyone else?

00:53:03It's the only way to find out.

00:53:06How?

00:53:09I don't know.

00:53:15Devil.

00:53:24Forget this. I'm out.

00:53:26Mary, we got this.

00:53:27This is the same old scene.

00:53:29Will you relax?

00:53:30We're not here to socialize.

00:53:31We're here for business.

00:53:33I'm going to go find Ruthie, Amy, and Boogie.

00:53:35You, chill out.

00:53:36Don't leave me.

00:53:50Oh, God.

00:53:51Hi.

00:53:53Hi.

00:53:55Do you want to go?

00:53:58Are you Jimmy Smith?

00:54:00Oh, yeah.

00:54:01Oh, my God. I used to babysit you.

00:54:04Oh, my God.

00:54:05It's been such a long time.

00:54:06Don't touch me.

00:54:07God.

00:54:08Jimmy, get out of here.

00:54:09Scram.

00:54:10Are you sure?

00:54:11I'm fucking serious.

00:54:13What?

00:54:15Man, I got this gas right here

00:54:17from bumping into a glass table

00:54:19while I'm stoned out of my mind, man.

00:54:21Check this.

00:54:23Mm-hmm.

00:54:24I get that beat.

00:54:25I get this when I was high on PCP.

00:54:29I carved my own self up,

00:54:31while I was carving a turkey to make a turkey sandwich.

00:54:34Damn!

00:54:39What up, Jane?

00:54:41Damn.

00:54:42You're looking fine.

00:54:43That's fine.

00:54:44Good look.

00:54:45Okay, one chain.

00:54:46I need you over here.

00:54:48I don't want to follow you anywhere, Jane.

00:54:50Okay, over here will do just fine.

00:54:51But remember, first hit is free, 25 after.

00:54:5425 bucks?

00:54:56Don't you think that's a little high?

00:54:58They want to get high,

00:54:59they better be ready to pay high prices.

00:55:0125 a hit.

00:55:02All right, good look.

00:55:03Got it.

00:55:05One day I'm going to marry that woman.

00:55:07She got a sister?

00:55:09Yeah, she got a sister.

00:55:11Hey, why the stone across the street?

00:55:13Why?

00:55:14Because this dealer was on the other side.

00:55:17Come on, man.

00:55:18Who's ready to get serious high on?

00:55:20Yeah, check this.

00:55:25Mary?

00:55:27Kurt.

00:55:29Wow, it's been a few years.

00:55:32Yeah.

00:55:34So are you home from school, or?

00:55:36Just for a little while.

00:55:38I'm not staying.

00:55:39What are you drinking?

00:55:41I'm not sure, actually.

00:55:42Here, let me get you a real drink.

00:55:51Yeah.

00:55:58What are you doing, Amy?

00:56:00Nothing.

00:56:02Hey, Jane.

00:56:03So good to see you here.

00:56:05No one at this party has any good smoke.

00:56:07Did you bring it?

00:56:09It's right here.

00:56:10There's three cartridges,

00:56:11so you can give like 10, 15 people a hit

00:56:13off of just one electronic blunt.

00:56:15This is so fucking awesome.

00:56:17It makes me so excited, I could just like,

00:56:19touch myself.

00:56:20Amy, no, stop it.

00:56:22Seriously.

00:56:24Hey, hey, hey.

00:56:26Customers only, Murphy, Amy.

00:56:28Remember?

00:56:29Never get high on your own shit.

00:56:31Actually, it's don't get high on your own supply.

00:56:33Scarface.

00:56:34Whatever.

00:56:35You know what to do, okay?

00:56:37I'm on it.

00:56:39About to get this whole party super-sized high.

00:56:47What is it?

00:56:50Looks like the city changed you a little bit.

00:56:53Really?

00:56:55Probably not enough.

00:56:56I'm still at this shitty party.

00:56:59How many times have we relived this scene?

00:57:01Yeah, I know, right?

00:57:02It's pretty much exactly the same,

00:57:04except we're not making out in the closet.

00:57:08So, I heard you were on a backpacking trip.

00:57:12Yeah.

00:57:13Well, you know, after you broke up with me

00:57:15and did a little traveling.

00:57:16Really?

00:57:17You?

00:57:18Yes, me.

00:57:20Went all over the state.

00:57:21I'm back now.

00:57:22Wow.

00:57:23You're like an international jet-setter.

00:57:28Here, let me get you some more of this.

00:57:30Oh, you know what?

00:57:32No, I'm fine.

00:57:35But I would like a hit of this.

00:57:45Dude, this party blows.

00:57:47There's no good weed here or pretty big.

00:57:49Told you, we should have gone to my sister's baby shower.

00:57:52Yeah, good weed there.

00:57:53Plus, there are a few other hot moms.

00:57:55Sometimes you can see a few of them breastfeeding.

00:57:59Breast milk is the best milk ever.

00:58:04Hey, you guys want to get high?

00:58:07We're already high.

00:58:08I mean really high.

00:58:10Get out of here, Roofie Amy.

00:58:11What the fuck?

00:58:12You heard me.

00:58:13I know you're the one going around telling people

00:58:14I had sexual relations with a she.

00:58:16All right.

00:58:17I said a few things.

00:58:19I said them to a few people about what I saw.

00:58:21I was giving that sheep CPR.

00:58:23That's all.

00:58:24That's not what it looked like to me.

00:58:26But hey, if you weren't bumping uglies with that goat.

00:58:29It was a sheep.

00:58:30If you were giving that sheep CPR,

00:58:33you were doing it from the wrong end.

00:58:35And not to mention that time you slipped a date rape pill in my drink.

00:58:38Several, if I recall.

00:58:42What do you want? State your business, Roofie Amy.

00:58:44I already did.

00:58:45I asked if you guys want to get high.

00:58:48Best on the planet, guys.

00:58:50This whole town has good weed.

00:58:52We all have good weed.

00:58:55But have you ever smoked it like this?

00:59:02Well, well, well.

00:59:04What do we have here?

00:59:06It smells like weed in here.

00:59:08I need my weed.

00:59:09I need to get fucked up.

00:59:10That's going to get me.

00:59:11That's going to get me on my level.

00:59:13You definitely got to get fucked up.

00:59:15I'm always on my level.

00:59:17Hey, Riff Raff.

00:59:18Hey, Riff Raff.

00:59:19Welcome.

00:59:20You know, I think I have just what you're looking for.

00:59:23What's that?

00:59:24Let me show you.

00:59:33What the hell is this thing?

00:59:35We call it the Blue Dragon.

00:59:45Yeah, I don't even smell anything like...

00:59:47Weed.

00:59:48Yeah, that's correct.

00:59:50It's odorless scent is off at Indica Dom.

00:59:53Here, try it.

01:00:10Oh, I feel...

01:00:13I feel blessed.

01:00:15I know it, right?

01:00:17This is what you've been doing at school?

01:00:20Well, yeah.

01:00:22Yeah, me and Jane.

01:00:23I mean, I worked on the formula from school,

01:00:25but Jane built and designed it.

01:00:27Does she still hang me?

01:00:29Jane?

01:00:30Yeah.

01:00:31Okay, that's cool.

01:00:33Oh, oh, Kurt.

01:00:40God damn it, fuck it.

01:00:44Oh, man.

01:00:45Feels like my face is melting,

01:00:47like on Raiders of the Lost Ark or something.

01:00:50I know, right?

01:00:53Wait, I've never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark.

01:00:56Wait a second.

01:00:58You ain't never seen Raiders of the Lost Ark?

01:01:00With Indiana Jones?

01:01:01Man, it's a fucking classic.

01:01:03What are you talking about?

01:01:04Hey, you know this guy?

01:01:09I'll tell you what.

01:01:10It's guys like that that give film a bad name.

01:01:14Need some more of this right here.

01:01:22Now I need some more of that good stuff.

01:01:25That'll be 25 bucks.

01:01:2725 bucks? For me?

01:01:29Hey, you a hustler.

01:01:31I like it, though.

01:01:32I might do something with you.

01:01:35This all sounds crazy.

01:01:37You're up to one of your tricks.

01:01:39No, I'm not, Tito.

01:01:41An electronic blunt?

01:01:42Yeah, man, I'm telling you.

01:01:43My daughter's invented it.

01:01:45I'm willing to make you guys partners on it,

01:01:47but you've got to eliminate this marker.

01:01:50Look, man.

01:01:51I don't want the town to have to pay my debt, okay?

01:01:54What do you say?

01:01:56Deal?

01:02:04Didn't you just go to the bathroom?

01:02:06And Tito never washes his hands.

01:02:08Oh, man.

01:02:10Better, bitch.

01:02:40If you sexy, put your hands up.

01:02:42Put your hands up.

01:02:44If you sexy, put your glass up.

01:02:46Put your glass up.

01:02:47Shake what your mama gave you.

01:02:49Shake what your mama gave you.

01:02:51Yeah, that's right, that's right.

01:02:53Y'all niggas love my shit.

01:02:59I'm, uh...

01:03:00I'm sorry about that.

01:03:02I, uh...

01:03:07Dude, I'm a total Uncle Tom.

01:03:09I make Cuba Gooding Jr. look like Malcolm X.

01:03:12Whoo!

01:03:14All right, yeah!

01:03:16Ha!

01:03:17It's like breaking bad up in this bitch.

01:03:19Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

01:03:21Whoo!

01:03:23Turn the cameras on.

01:03:24Yeah.

01:03:25I'm finna act up.

01:03:26Turn the cameras on.

01:03:27Uh-huh.

01:03:28I'm finna act up.

01:03:29Right.

01:03:30Turn the cameras on.

01:03:31Yes.

01:03:32It's about to be a show.

01:03:33Now, what's about to happen?

01:03:34What?

01:03:35You already know.

01:03:36I'm turning up all night.

01:03:37Turning up all night.

01:03:38Turning up all night.

01:03:39Turning up all night.

01:03:40Turning up all night.

01:03:41We only here once.

01:03:42Let go and then fight.

01:03:43Yo, turn up is real.

01:03:44Yeah, the turn up is real.

01:03:45You wanna turn to the drum, baby, do what you feel.

01:03:48Yo, the turn up is real.

01:03:49Yeah, the turn up is real.

01:03:50You wanna take something off, baby, do what you feel.

01:03:53Ay, yo, bottles with the sparklers.

01:03:55Watermelon jello shots.

01:03:56Shorty with the red bottoms.

01:03:57Watch how she let it drop.

01:03:59All my niggas in the back.

01:04:00Throwing up them 100 racks.

01:04:01You can run with me, yo, mano, baby.

01:04:03You can run with that.

01:04:04Hold up, wait.

01:04:05Excuse my bluntness.

01:04:06Life is short and I ain't got time to front shit.

01:04:09I'm trying to close deals and build an empire.

01:04:11Before global warming, my temperature been fire.

01:04:14If it's bottle after bottle or model after model.

01:04:16Go hard or go home is my motherfucking motto.

01:04:19Every night I get it in, baby, you know what I do.

01:04:21Tell your friends to bring friends so we can do what we do.

01:04:24Turn the cameras on.

01:04:25I'm finna act up.

01:04:26Yo, turn the cameras on.

01:04:30That was nice.

01:04:31It was unexpected.

01:04:34But nice.

01:04:35Yeah.

01:04:36Yeah, that was.

01:04:37God, I missed you, Mary.

01:04:38Kurt.

01:04:41Look, I don't want to confuse things.

01:04:43I mean, I know we just had sex in a closet,

01:04:46but I'm not trying to relive any high school memory.

01:04:50Okay?

01:04:51I'm all about my business.

01:04:55Okay.

01:04:56Yeah, I mean, since you're all about the business,

01:04:58how's it work?

01:05:00Oh, the blunt?

01:05:02I mean, it's just basic THC that we turn into liquid form.

01:05:06Cool.

01:05:07Yeah, can I see it?

01:05:09You want to see the formula?

01:05:11Yeah, yeah.

01:05:12Okay.

01:05:18Look.

01:05:21This is how we turn the THC into liquid form.

01:05:32Fire.

01:05:35So hot.

01:05:38It's raising.

01:05:39We're rising.

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01:07:00You alright?

01:07:01You good?

01:07:02They trying to hold you here against their will, ain't they?

01:07:05I get it, you can't talk.

01:07:07Let's work out a signal.

01:07:08Nigga, tap dance in place and jazz hands three times.

01:07:11Why the fuck do you look like Sherman Clump?

01:07:13No way, these are my boys.

01:07:15Oh, they done turned to nigga.

01:07:19Take your hat off in the house.

01:07:20Nigga, it's gonna be alright.

01:07:22Come here, nigga.

01:07:23It's gonna be alright.

01:07:25It's gonna be alright.

01:07:28Nigga, what the fuck you putting in this?

01:07:30Shit smell like neck bones and chitlins.

01:07:32Come on, you're not gonna really shut down this party with all of this snow.

01:07:38You wanna come strip search me, officer?

01:07:50Unit 78, I ain't gonna be able to help you on that murder call.

01:07:54Got some pussy to tend to.

01:07:56And this girl got ass.

01:07:59Two in the stink and one in the pink.

01:08:02Good luck.

01:08:06Stay strong, nigga.

01:08:07And cut that shit off your head.

01:08:09That afro look like the hell on my dick.

01:08:15Party hard, bros!

01:08:45You have a minute?

01:09:00I'd never leave home without my sir Richard.

01:09:03Do you smell that?

01:09:10Don't mind me, guys.

01:09:12I'll be done in a minute.

01:09:24Hey, hey, stop the music.

01:09:26Stop the music.

01:09:27Come on.

01:09:29Did somebody leave a baby in a stroller?

01:09:31What the fuck?

01:09:33What's going on?

01:09:35Where's all the teen sex and violence?

01:09:37Man, seriously, Tito?

01:09:38You got some issues, homie.

01:09:40We don't want violence.

01:09:41We need peace.

01:09:43There's plenty of love.

01:09:44Come on, little man.

01:09:45Do I have your attention now?

01:09:51Yeah, you feeling the love now, bitch?

01:09:53Swazy.

01:09:54Damn, Swazy.

01:09:55What's up, baby?

01:09:56What's up, man?

01:09:57Yo, what you doing out here?

01:09:58You know, I heard they got some fire, there's weed in here.

01:10:00So we just stopped by, swing through, get a little cup of smoky smoke.

01:10:03You know, eat some snacks.

01:10:05Where?

01:10:06Cool, cool.

01:10:07What you in here?

01:10:08What you doing in here?

01:10:09You know, I've been listening to music for a little bit.

01:10:10You know what I'm saying?

01:10:11I had the kid, and I can't drink no more.

01:10:12I'm going to shoot somebody.

01:10:14So now I'm with Tito in the game, man, living that simple life.

01:10:16All right, all right, all right.

01:10:18Hey, man, we're about to head out, man.

01:10:19I heard Jenny Firestone got a party down the street, man.

01:10:22Caramel apples.

01:10:23So I don't know if you want to go with me, man.

01:10:25They got the bonfire, the kegga, the breaking TVs.

01:10:28That sounds perfect, man.

01:10:29Let's get out of here, bro.

01:10:30Wait, what are you doing?

01:10:32Yo, Tito, man, I'm tired of working for your little ass.

01:10:35You don't offer no benefits.

01:10:37And you lazy as hell on your little stroller, remote control thing you got going on anyway.

01:10:42Bitch, I just did five hours of Taibo.

01:10:44Yeah, okay.

01:10:46Yeah, step, bitch.

01:10:48Okay, I'm stepping.

01:10:51I'm tired of being the only black dude in this movie anyway.

01:10:54Ain't that a bitch?

01:10:56That's the last time I hired a wannabe rapper to be one of my henchmen.

01:11:00Shit sucked anyway.

01:11:01All right, listen up.

01:11:03Some of your stoner pricks are employed by me.

01:11:06I'm supposed to be helping this bitch sell all my shit.

01:11:09But I don't see any transactions going on.

01:11:12You three, stop.

01:11:14Kurt.

01:11:16Tito.

01:11:17Where do you two think you're going?

01:11:20You and the mayor's daughter.

01:11:22Nice.

01:11:23Wait a minute.

01:11:24You know this little piece of shit?

01:11:26Know me?

01:11:27He's our main bitch.

01:11:29We own his ass.

01:11:30Ain't that right, bitch?

01:11:32Kurt?

01:11:34Yeah, remember I said I was traveling across the country?

01:11:37Well, he was traveling across country for me.

01:11:40You were his mule?

01:11:43Come over here.

01:11:46Kurt, come over here.

01:11:54By the way, we know about your electronic bond.

01:11:58And we know that it's worth billions.

01:12:03That's why we had Kurt here get close to you so that...

01:12:05I get it.

01:12:06Can you stop talking?

01:12:09Next time I tell you shit is shit, listen to me.

01:12:12Everything's cool beans, okay?

01:12:14I have this under control.

01:12:16You piece of shit!

01:12:20Where's the blunt, too?

01:12:22Nice.

01:12:26I see what you've become.

01:12:28Tito's bitch.

01:12:30Hey, I got busted with over three pounds of pot.

01:12:33Tito saved me.

01:12:35I owe him.

01:12:39Fucking kill him!

01:12:41Mary, her sister Jane, along with Roofie, Amy, and Boogie.

01:12:46We're selling hits off those awesome electronic blunts.

01:12:49$25 a pot.

01:12:51$25 a hit?

01:12:53That must be some bomb-ass shit.

01:12:56It's the best.

01:12:57How'd you find out about it, anyway?

01:12:59Wouldn't you like to know?

01:13:03I fucking hate when you ask someone something

01:13:05and they say, wouldn't you like to know?

01:13:07Yes, I want to know.

01:13:09How did you find out about it?

01:13:11Come.

01:13:17Dad.

01:13:18Everything's under control.

01:13:20Just let him have the blunt.

01:13:23Daddy, you told him?

01:13:24I knew you would sell us out.

01:13:26It was the only way I could save the town.

01:13:28Now, give him the formula and the blunt,

01:13:31and he'll wipe the marker clear.

01:13:33Dad, do you really believe him?

01:13:35You're more screwed up than I thought.

01:13:37Wait a second.

01:13:39You're calling me a screw-up?

01:13:40Enough of this family reality bullshit.

01:13:43Shut up, Tito.

01:13:46Let me tell you something.

01:13:47You don't think I know you got kicked out of school?

01:13:49Who told you, Jane?

01:13:51I didn't say shit.

01:13:52Well, how else would he know?

01:13:53You pissed Nadine Scotch,

01:13:54and you don't think I'm going to hear about it?

01:13:56Look, Mary, I know those girls hazed you into doing it.

01:13:59They are not your family.

01:14:01The people of this town,

01:14:05they are your family.

01:14:07You're an asshole, Audrey Jane.

01:14:09But we stand behind our people.

01:14:11As all asshole families should, my friend.

01:14:14What the fuck is this?

01:14:15A town meeting?

01:14:16No, this is a town coming together

01:14:18to kick your little ass out.

01:14:20Then you were planning to double-cross me the whole time.

01:14:22I'm a politician, Tito.

01:14:24Of course I was going to double-cross you.

01:14:26Hey!

01:14:27What the fuck going on out here?

01:14:29Oh, shit.

01:14:31Goddamn.

01:14:33I see shit about to get real in here.

01:14:35Between the Army Reserve and the Midget Mafia,

01:14:37shit about to pop.

01:14:39All right, look, I ain't got the time for this.

01:14:40I'm going to go back inside and be with my white snow bunny.

01:14:42What's up, midget nigga?

01:14:43You know you and my dick are the same width?

01:14:45I got to go.

01:14:47Get back to my white snow bunny.

01:14:48Pop!

01:14:49The pussy, pussy.

01:14:50Pop!

01:14:51Pussy, pussy.

01:14:52Make it shake.

01:14:53Pussy, pussy.

01:14:54Pop!

01:14:55Pop!

01:14:56And by the way, don't get it confused.

01:14:58I'm better than this.

01:14:59But I couldn't show it.

01:15:00It's too cold in there.

01:15:01I ain't going to be the first nigga to fuck up the rumor.

01:15:04You're a nasty fucker.

01:15:05Pussy, pussy.

01:15:06Pop!

01:15:07Pop!

01:15:08Pop!

01:15:11Give me the code to the phone so I can get the formula.

01:15:15All right.

01:15:17I'm sorry honey.

01:15:23Me too, Dad.

01:15:37Oh, that's unexpected.

01:15:41that's unexpected and well-played, I might add.

01:15:47Well, as you can see, everything went well.

01:15:50We sold our electronic blunts and we made millions.

01:15:53But you left out the part about Tito's older brother

01:15:56that was headed to the town to get revenge.

01:15:58Jane, that's a story for another time.

01:16:01Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt.

01:16:05And cut.

01:16:12That was beautiful.

01:16:13One more, just for safety and more energy this time.

01:16:16Where did you cut it?

01:16:22Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt, baby.

01:16:25Yeah.

01:16:27And cut.

01:16:32Let's go one more real quick and beef it up.

01:16:36I mean, really sell it.

01:16:37Yeah, no, I got it, I got it.

01:16:40Introducing the all-new Blue Dragon electronic blunt.

01:16:44Imagine jamming this much freaking bud

01:16:46into this little freaking thing right here, man.

01:16:49You can get fucked up like a motherfucker.

01:16:50Check it out.

01:16:53Okay.

01:16:54Just keep hitting the bench, man.

01:16:55I'm telling you, it's all good.

01:16:57We'll get somebody at A.

01:16:59I got the raw materials and the formula.

01:17:01To create these TNT crystals that be forming up.

01:17:04Forming up.

01:17:05I got the ingredients and the recipe.

01:17:07You can call me THC, the hemichemist.

01:17:10I got the raw materials and the formula.

01:17:12To create these TNT crystals that be forming up.

01:17:15Forming up.

01:17:16I got the ingredients and the recipe.

01:17:18You can call me THC, the hemichemist.

01:17:21I got the facility, also the capability

01:17:24to generate living things that stimulates its abilities.

01:17:27Yes.

01:17:28Initiate photosynthesis.

01:17:30Initiate hot mess.

01:17:31Nigga, we engineering trees.

01:17:32I got the facility, also the capability

01:17:35to generate living things that stimulates its abilities.

01:17:37Period technique.

01:17:39Initiate photosynthesis.

01:17:42Nigga, we engineering trees.

01:17:44For years, the secret society has

01:17:46attempted to steal my Super Bowl formula.

01:17:50But they will never have it.

01:17:52Only I know the missing algorithm.

01:17:56All other combinations are merely imitation.

01:18:00The precise chromosome sequence attention for synthesis

01:18:04is mine.

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