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FULL HOT MOVIE  Steve Balderson's movie, "Sex, Lies, and Sugar" focuses on a group of 1960's era suburban housewives. Close-knit and neighborly, they are all bent on one-upping each other, trying to prove that each is "the hostess with the mostess." They begin a recipe club, holding dinner parties, testing out their new casseroles.   *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

Transcript

00:00:00Me one time

00:00:04Oh

00:00:10Jesus, it's all my getting out here. Let's mix up some daiquiris.

00:00:23Now be nice

00:00:26But I wanted to try something new

00:00:28I used that meat spread with a little devil on the front.

00:00:30Do you even know what's in that stuff?

00:00:32Instead of flour and milk, I just plopped in two cans of cream of mushroom.

00:00:35You're so right, sugar.

00:00:37Condensed soup. That's what we've got here. Solid soup.

00:00:46Why not have a potluck on Sunday night?

00:00:49With none of our husbands going to work on Monday because of the holidays,

00:00:53it might be a nice change.

00:00:55But to make it more exciting, we could have a contest.

00:00:58We could each bring a dish, and we could let our husbands be the judges.

00:01:02I don't know.

00:01:03I can't win against you guys.

00:01:04Finally some action around here.

00:01:06I've got a trick or two up my sleeve.

00:01:08You've got a trick or two up your skirt.

00:01:10Ladies, the war is on.

00:01:18Mary Bell.

00:01:20Yay!

00:01:25Oh-oh-oh, they call her my sleeve.

00:01:27I'm a singer girl with a little bit of song now.

00:01:31Oh-oh, they call her my sleeve.

00:01:34If it's love that you need, why don't you call me baby?

00:01:41Oh-oh I think I'm just your steak, so please call me baby.

00:01:46You go and buy some chairs you can't get through

00:01:50We'll leave your name and your number and I'll call you

00:01:58Hello neighbors, come on in

00:02:00Pleasure

00:02:02The old lady's in the room fixing up

00:02:06Hello, Jerome

00:02:08Hi, great to see you

00:02:10You make a beautiful man

00:02:14And less

00:02:16Hey, do you golf?

00:02:18You should come play some holes with Sterling and me sometime

00:02:22Well, great, we'll play tomorrow

00:02:24Pick you up at 9

00:02:26Maximilian

00:02:28And there you go

00:02:30Come on, Red

00:02:32Good

00:02:34Hey, why don't you all mix up some martinis

00:02:38And I'll go get the old ball and champ

00:02:40Be back in two shakes

00:02:42Nice

00:02:44Sterling, you're looking fit

00:02:46You been working out?

00:02:48Oh, you know, just running and messing a little with the weights

00:02:52Perfect

00:02:54Action million

00:02:56Wow

00:02:58Well, Florian, you look fantastic

00:03:00Why thank you, darling, we're the girls

00:03:02Kitchen

00:03:04So, Leslie, you still working at the university?

00:03:06Yes, he's still answering the president's phone

00:03:08I like mine a little dirtier

00:03:10Ah

00:03:12You got it

00:03:14Hey

00:03:16You been messing with my stuff

00:03:18Not tonight, Connie

00:03:20We've got company

00:03:22My tweezers are upside down

00:03:24And using them on your eyebrow

00:03:26Fucking hair on

00:03:28Don't touch my fucking shit

00:03:30You know better than that

00:03:32Don't touch my fucking shit

00:03:34You know better than that

00:03:36When I was five, my mother told me I was adopted and she handed me a bucket and some cleaning supplies and she told me to get to work

00:03:42I wrote my first poem that day

00:03:56Good evening, ladies

00:03:58You should

00:04:00I'm telling a story

00:04:02Oh, excuse me

00:04:04I scribbled it on a piece of toilet paper

00:04:06In between scrubbing the pot

00:04:08It went like this

00:04:10Dreams are candy

00:04:12And mothers

00:04:14Are dark smears on white porcelain

00:04:16I wrote a poem

00:04:20Every day since

00:04:22A poem for every day of my life

00:04:24I would write while washing the dishes

00:04:26Or polishing the silver

00:04:28Or cleaning the vomit off the carpet after one of my mother's nightly binges

00:04:32Let's just say I grew up in the perfect environment for a poet to thrive

00:04:36What the hell are you talking about?

00:04:38You don't even know what a poem is

00:04:40No, she's getting her poetry straight from the bottle

00:04:42I got started early

00:04:44Child prodigy

00:04:46A poet and a drunk

00:04:48By the age of five

00:04:50Gosh, we're gonna have fun tonight

00:04:52Feel it

00:04:54Yesterday, movie legend Judy Garland was found dead

00:04:56In the bathroom of her rented Chelsea London house

00:04:58Good lord

00:05:00The coroner stressed that there was no evidence to suggest she had committed suicide

00:05:04Even so, a British specialist who had attended Garland said she had been living on borrowed time

00:05:10Due to cirrhosis of the liver

00:05:12Garland had turned 47

00:05:14Just 12 days prior to death

00:05:16A Wizard of Oz co-star Ray Bolger commented, saying, and I quote

00:05:22She just plain wore out

00:05:24I always loved the Wizard of Oz

00:05:28Why so? That's too young

00:05:30That's too bad

00:05:32That's too bad

00:05:34We saw her at Carnegie Hall

00:05:36Is it time to eat yet?

00:05:48My friends

00:05:50Here it is

00:05:52The first round

00:05:54Of what will be many

00:05:56C-c-c-c-casserole wars

00:06:00And the inventor of tonight's winning dish

00:06:04Will receive

00:06:06This

00:06:08Groovy

00:06:10T-shirt

00:06:12My father gave me a t-shirt for my fifth birthday

00:06:14That read daddy's little question mark

00:06:16I don't know why we can't just have a dinner party

00:06:18I hate this competition stuff

00:06:20You know deep down inside you're gonna win

00:06:22Okay honey, she's just jealous you're a better cook

00:06:24Dehydrated food and powder

00:06:26Am I supposed to believe an astronaut

00:06:28Can survive on tang

00:06:30Get with the words, I need food

00:06:32Oh Floride's hungry

00:06:34I gotta get hungry

00:06:36Well, is everybody ready?

00:06:38On your marks

00:06:40Get set

00:06:42And eat

00:06:58She was out of heaven

00:07:12For your mind

00:07:14I would like us all to raise our glasses.

00:07:20It's a sugar.

00:07:21Thank you for organizing this.

00:07:23It's a sugar.

00:07:24It's a sugar.

00:07:25Remember Olio Burk?

00:07:27Why do they call it Olio?

00:07:29It's really margarine.

00:07:32What the hell is Olio?

00:07:35I love...

00:07:35Remember in all of the people I wish you were wrong?

00:07:37Betty Davis bites into that raw green onion?

00:07:39I'm currently having that.

00:07:40I think it's great.

00:07:42I don't know.

00:07:42I feel better.

00:07:43If I lined the pan with foil, it's a lot of work.

00:07:47Is pimento a pepper?

00:07:49Oh, no.

00:07:49Pimento's not a pepper.

00:07:51A pepper's a vegetable.

00:07:52I mean, Olio is a pepper.

00:07:54Yeah.

00:07:54You know, I always thought Dr. Pepper was a real person.

00:07:58Turns out a jerk.

00:08:01Big piece of gristle in this one.

00:08:04Not sugars.

00:08:05You know, I couldn't personally eat sweetbreads.

00:08:07It's the brains, right?

00:08:09Thymus.

00:08:10Thymus.

00:08:11Yes, it is.

00:08:12What the hell is a thymus?

00:08:15Right.

00:08:16It's a...

00:08:16It's a gland in your neck.

00:08:18I don't have a thymus.

00:08:21Put it in a calf's neck.

00:08:22Oh, no.

00:08:23Not a calf.

00:08:24That's horrible.

00:08:25I could never eat a baby.

00:08:28Hands down, the strangest thing about us

00:08:30is that none of us have had babies.

00:08:35Some of us should have had children.

00:08:38Oh, no.

00:08:39You've had chicken.

00:08:42No more.

00:08:44No more.

00:08:48You've had a belly.

00:08:49You've had a belly.

00:08:50You've had a belly.

00:08:52Wow.

00:09:01Okay, with four votes, the winner tonight is the Salmon in Papillot.

00:09:19Oh!

00:09:20It's Salmon on Papillot.

00:09:23Wow.

00:09:24Look.

00:09:25I bet what happened is that everyone burned their mouths on the first bite and their taste buds

00:09:38were useless because that was definitely not the best dish tonight.

00:09:42I'm sorry.

00:09:43It was not the best dish tonight.

00:09:44Jerome, you don't have to be so defensive about it.

00:09:47Jerome has written a note.

00:09:49The salmon tastes like a spoonful of cunt, Jerome.

00:09:54You can't say that word.

00:09:58You can't say that word out loud.

00:10:00You know, honey, there isn't a word like that for men, though.

00:10:03Cunt.

00:10:04Maximilian Beatum.

00:10:05I'm just saying there isn't a derogatory term for men as ugly as cunt.

00:10:09Stop saying it.

00:10:10Well, if you think about it, pencil dick is pretty damn bad.

00:10:13No, pencil dick doesn't have the same hard consonant sounds and the abruptness of the

00:10:19word cunt.

00:10:21Cunt is a mighty word.

00:10:25How about you are a fag?

00:10:28Oh, she's got it.

00:10:30That's it.

00:10:31The ugly a sound followed by the hard guh.

00:10:35Fag.

00:10:36Fag.

00:10:37It's a loaded word, man.

00:10:39Loaded word.

00:10:40F-A-G is the awfulest.

00:10:43I mean, it's much worse than that word cunt.

00:10:46That's bullshit, Sterling.

00:10:47No, it is worse.

00:10:49F-A-G is to question our masculinity, the very essence of who men are.

00:10:54Cunt just refers to your-

00:10:55Baby funnel?

00:10:56I sometimes think men are the stupidest creatures to walk the face of the earth.

00:11:03I really do.

00:11:04Oh, but I just love saying dirty words.

00:11:08Fuck yes, I do.

00:11:10Repeat after me, ladies and gentlemen.

00:11:14Shit.

00:11:17Shit.

00:11:18Shit.

00:11:19Fuck.

00:11:22Fuck.

00:11:24Copsucker.

00:11:26Copsucker.

00:11:31Copsucker.

00:11:32You look good.

00:11:35Oh, good.

00:11:39Mary Bell, try it.

00:11:40It feels good.

00:11:44Come on.

00:11:46Shit.

00:11:54Vassastrovia.

00:11:55Vassastrovia!

00:11:58Well, should we play a game?

00:12:00No, let's just put on some tunes and go.

00:12:02How about we play Agnew's favorite,

00:12:04pin the blame on the donkey.

00:12:06Has everyone here played railroad tracks?

00:12:10Oh, what's that?

00:12:11Honey, have we played that?

00:12:12No.

00:12:13Bert, I love it.

00:12:14When I was 13, I got molested on some railroad tracks

00:12:19by an albino.

00:12:21The moon made his skin glow so brightly.

00:12:25I had just pretended I was having sex with a light bulb.

00:12:30That's charming, Flo.

00:12:31Railroad tracks is a physical game.

00:12:36It's about balance and control.

00:12:37The game requires concentration,

00:12:40ability to connect your body and your mind.

00:12:44So, Maribel, you up for it?

00:12:47Come on, Maribel.

00:12:49Come on.

00:12:50Come on.

00:12:51You can do it.

00:12:52Three cheers for Maribel.

00:12:54Hip, hip.

00:12:55Hooray.

00:12:56Hip, hip.

00:12:57Hooray.

00:12:58Hip, hooray.

00:12:58Hooray.

00:12:59Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:13:04What are we going to use for tracks?

00:13:05Belts?

00:13:06Hey, sugar, run to the room and get all the belts.

00:13:11We need more room.

00:13:12All right, men.

00:13:13Let's move this sofa back.

00:13:14Let's get this out of the way.

00:13:16All right.

00:13:17Help us up the elevator.

00:13:18All right, fuck.

00:13:19Here we go.

00:13:20One, two, three.

00:13:22Oh, oh, oh.

00:13:24I'm going to go down to meet me.

00:13:25I'm going to go by this sofa.

00:13:26Yeah.

00:13:27I'm going to go down to meet me.

00:13:29Maribel is the focus.

00:13:30Maribel is the focus.

00:13:31Maribel is the focus.

00:13:32Oh.

00:13:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:13:34Thank you, baby.

00:13:35Oh, you're great.

00:13:36OK.

00:13:37Maribel, the idea of the game is that you have to walk on the tracks that we make.

00:13:43The object is to walk the entire length of the tracks without falling off.

00:13:48Your feet have to stay on the belts.

00:13:51The floor is hot lava.

00:13:55But that's so easy.

00:13:57Yes, it would be.

00:13:58But you've got to walk the entire tracks.

00:14:00Oh.

00:14:01Oh.

00:14:02Oh.

00:14:03Oh.

00:14:04Oh.

00:14:05Oh.

00:14:06Oh.

00:14:07Oh.

00:14:08Oh.

00:14:10Be careful.

00:14:11Be careful with my hair.

00:14:12First, we've got a spinner.

00:14:13Oh, yeah.

00:14:14Yeah.

00:14:15Spinner.

00:14:16Spinner.

00:14:17Okay.

00:14:18I need my feet on the tracks.

00:14:19Get the feet on the tracks, dude.

00:14:20Be careful.

00:14:21Be careful.

00:14:22Be careful.

00:14:23Be careful.

00:14:24Okay.

00:14:25And then you just walk over here.

00:14:26Here I come.

00:14:27Woo!

00:14:28Woo!

00:14:29Stay on the tracks.

00:14:30Somebody's going to catch me if I fall, right?

00:14:31Woo!

00:14:32Woo!

00:14:33Woo!

00:14:34Woo!

00:14:35Woo!

00:14:36Woo!

00:14:37Woo!

00:14:38Woo!

00:14:39Woo!

00:14:40Woo!

00:14:41Woo!

00:14:42Woo!

00:14:43Woo!

00:14:44Woo!

00:14:45Woo!

00:14:47Woo!

00:14:48Woo!

00:14:50Woo!

00:14:51Woo!

00:14:52Yeah!

00:14:53Woo!

00:14:54Woo!

00:14:56Woo!

00:14:57Hold on, hold on. Wait one second.

00:14:59Okay.

00:15:00Okay, now, darling, I want you to act like you're in ballet class.

00:15:05Do a plie.

00:15:07And a one.

00:15:09What are you guys doing?

00:15:11This is part of the coordination test. It's okay.

00:15:13And a one.

00:15:16And a two.

00:15:19Plie.

00:15:20And a three.

00:15:22Take your hip.

00:15:23You're graceful.

00:15:25I'm gonna fall.

00:15:27Okay, little choo-choo, come on down the track a little further.

00:15:31Okay.

00:15:32You're almost done.

00:15:34Woo!

00:15:36There you go, baby.

00:15:38Okay, give me a little choo-choo.

00:15:40Oh, no!

00:15:42Come on down, come on down.

00:15:44Okay, stop, stop, stop.

00:15:46Let me see a couple more.

00:15:48Okay.

00:15:50And down.

00:15:54Deeper, deeper, deeper.

00:15:55There you go.

00:15:56And back up.

00:15:57Oh, my knees are gonna give out.

00:15:58Back up, back up, back up, back up.

00:15:59Come on up now.

00:16:00Come on up now.

00:16:01Now, down.

00:16:02Now, down.

00:16:03This is the last one.

00:16:04Woo!

00:16:05Woo!

00:16:06Oh, I had a steam.

00:16:10That is right.

00:16:11One more thing, one more thing.

00:16:14Okay.

00:16:15Okay.

00:16:16Are you ready?

00:16:17Mm-hmm.

00:16:18On the count of three.

00:16:19You can take off your blindfold.

00:16:21Okay.

00:16:22And one.

00:16:23Two.

00:16:24Two.

00:16:25Three.

00:16:26Beautiful.

00:16:27Beautiful job.

00:16:28Five.

00:16:29Ah, we love you.

00:16:31You're all assholes.

00:16:33Two.

00:16:34Two.

00:16:35Two.

00:16:36Two.

00:16:37Two.

00:16:38Two.

00:16:39Two.

00:16:40Two.

00:16:41Two.

00:16:42Two.

00:16:43Two.

00:16:44Three.

00:16:45Two.

00:16:46One.

00:16:47Well, perhaps we could deep-fry a moon pie.

00:16:52I like the direction you're heading.

00:16:54Well, we could.

00:16:55We could deep-fry two moon pies.

00:16:59Until they're golden brown.

00:17:01And then we could drain them

00:17:03and spread soft vanilla ice cream in between them

00:17:07and then dip the whole thing in chocolate

00:17:10and put it in the freezer.

00:17:12I think I'm in love with you.

00:17:15For me, that sounds so malicious.

00:17:18Is my brain shrinking?

00:17:20Can you tell if my brain is shrinking?

00:17:22I have another drink, Leslie.

00:17:24Can you see it through my eyes?

00:17:25Make it a double.

00:17:26Is it working?

00:17:27Yeah, double what?

00:17:29Double. What are you drinking?

00:17:30Here, I'll trade you.

00:17:31Okay.

00:17:35It's not my fault.

00:17:37I know it's not your fault,

00:17:38but I will be apologizing anyway.

00:17:40I'm not apologizing.

00:17:42I'm just having fun.

00:17:43Give me a kiss.

00:17:44Give me a kiss.

00:17:45No.

00:17:46Give me a kiss.

00:17:47Have a drink.

00:17:54Honey?

00:17:57I have another game for us to play.

00:18:03Max, come to mama.

00:18:05Wait a minute.

00:18:06What kind of a game?

00:18:07It's a special kind.

00:18:09Is that a recipe tin?

00:18:10Mm-hmm.

00:18:11One of the recipes.

00:18:12Well, they're rather unique.

00:18:16This is just a list of ingredients.

00:18:19What does it say?

00:18:20Ice cubes.

00:18:21Ice cubes.

00:18:22I don't understand.

00:18:23You put an ice cube...

00:18:24You might be missing something quite often.

00:18:39Holy shit.

00:18:40Holy shit.

00:18:41I just realized something.

00:18:44I just realized this.

00:18:48Casserole has the word ass in it.

00:18:55It does.

00:18:56Sound it out.

00:18:57It does.

00:18:59All right.

00:19:00Forgive me people.

00:19:01I'm gonna be honest.

00:19:03I am capital H horny.

00:19:06Something that is not news.

00:19:09No news at all, Bert.

00:19:11I can't say horny because it reminds me of zebras.

00:19:14Zebras.

00:19:15Zebras don't have horns.

00:19:16But they should.

00:19:17Do you want to strike?

00:19:18Do you want to meet another one of those cuts?

00:19:21Horn strike.

00:19:22Horn strike.

00:19:23Oh, this is so precious.

00:19:28Get your waiters out, boys.

00:19:29All this one says is, turn to the person on your left and tell them one thing you like about

00:19:35them.

00:19:36And in parentheses, physical.

00:19:39Sugar, you have a beautiful mouth.

00:19:43It is a chasm of beauty.

00:19:45And I should know.

00:19:46Because I want to spelunk into it.

00:19:52Thank you, Leslie.

00:19:53No, I don't.

00:19:54Let's not do this one.

00:19:55I don't want to do this one.

00:19:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:19:58It's okay.

00:19:59It's okay.

00:20:00Quiet.

00:20:02Quiet.

00:20:04I am about to turn my head to the left.

00:20:08Max Beaton, you are gorgeous.

00:20:18And every woman in this room thinks so, too.

00:20:21Sugar?

00:20:22Hey, that's my husband.

00:20:24I thought we were going to say it and move on.

00:20:27Okay, Max.

00:20:28Connor, don't be jealous.

00:20:30Kitty.

00:20:31Kitty.

00:20:32Yes.

00:20:33I think you have great tits.

00:20:37I'm with you all the way, buddy.

00:20:40She does.

00:20:41She does.

00:20:42Okay, I'm going, bossy.

00:20:46Connie.

00:20:47Your eyes.

00:20:48I seriously cannot look into your eyes for too long, because if I do, I just want to

00:21:01jump on you and take you on a kitty vacation.

00:21:03Kitty now.

00:21:04Kitty now.

00:21:05Meow.

00:21:06Okay.

00:21:07Me.

00:21:08Maribel.

00:21:09Watch it now.

00:21:10Hear, hear.

00:21:11To put it simply, I love your ass.

00:21:24I love every slope and curve of your bottom.

00:21:27I love spending time with you, but watching you walk away is one of the supreme pleasures

00:21:32of my life.

00:21:33If I could, I would eat every meal off of your rump.

00:21:36I want to make a mold of your rear end so I can hang it on the wall next to my bed so

00:21:41I can spend every night staring at your ass.

00:21:44Conrad.

00:21:45That's enough now.

00:21:46Enough.

00:21:47Sugar, don't be jealous.

00:21:49Stop.

00:21:54Sterling.

00:21:55Yes.

00:21:58I think you have very strong looking hands.

00:22:06Aw.

00:22:07Thanks, I think.

00:22:09No.

00:22:10No.

00:22:11No.

00:22:12No.

00:22:13No.

00:22:14Florine.

00:22:15Yes.

00:22:16My dear.

00:22:18You give me some goose pimples.

00:22:21Is that all?

00:22:23And you smell really nice.

00:22:26It's esteric.

00:22:29Lauder.

00:22:33But you already know this.

00:22:34Oh.

00:22:35Wait a minute.

00:22:36That's not fair.

00:22:37They're married.

00:22:39Naughty foot.

00:22:40Go ahead.

00:22:41Oh.

00:22:42Okay.

00:22:43Leslie.

00:22:44Um.

00:22:45I'm proud to call you my father.

00:22:46Oh.

00:22:47Isn't that sweet?

00:22:48Oh.

00:22:49That's not physical.

00:22:50Oh.

00:22:52Oh, it's not physical.

00:22:53Uh.

00:22:54Oh.

00:22:55You're.

00:22:56I always thought you had great eyebrows.

00:22:57Mr. Burt.

00:22:59That.

00:23:00Thank you for that compliment.

00:23:01Uh.

00:23:02Stir.

00:23:03So we've made the rounds.

00:23:04What's the next card?

00:23:05I don't think we need to play anymore.

00:23:07No.

00:23:08We can't stop in the middle.

00:23:09I don't understand these games.

00:23:10I mean, how do we know who's winning and who's losing?

00:23:12I don't have a fucking clue.

00:23:13It's not the point, darling.

00:23:14This one's good.

00:23:15I really like this one.

00:23:16It'll be fun.

00:23:17Lay on the ground.

00:23:18Oh, yes.

00:23:19With your heads touching.

00:23:20Oh, yes.

00:23:21And let your brain synchronize.

00:23:23Maybe we should try another one.

00:23:38Well then, is everybody ready for another game?

00:23:55Angel.

00:23:56Flash.

00:23:57How about this one?

00:23:59Grab each other and start swinging.

00:24:02How do we do that?

00:24:03Oh, I know.

00:24:04I know.

00:24:05I know.

00:24:06Connie.

00:24:07Grab your arms like this.

00:24:08Oh, we used to do this for our kids.

00:24:10It's fun.

00:24:11Come here.

00:24:12Come here.

00:24:13Come on.

00:24:14Sit down.

00:24:15Okay.

00:24:16Ready?

00:24:17Go start swinging.

00:24:18Oh.

00:24:19Oh, I don't want to do it.

00:24:21No more.

00:24:22No more.

00:24:23No more.

00:24:24No more.

00:24:25No more.

00:24:26No more.

00:24:27No more.

00:24:28No more.

00:24:29No more.

00:24:30Let her go.

00:24:31Two.

00:24:32Oh.

00:24:33Oh.

00:24:34Oh.

00:24:35Keepers.

00:24:36Holy mother of gifts.

00:24:37That's my gal.

00:24:38Mama wants to swim.

00:24:39Daddy wants to swim.

00:24:40Come on boys.

00:24:41What are you waiting for?

00:24:42Let's play Mark and follow.

00:24:43Let's play Mark and follow.

00:24:50What are you waiting for?

00:25:03Let's play Mark and follow!

00:25:20What are you doing?

00:25:36GASP

00:26:06GASP

00:26:09GASP

00:26:12GASP

00:26:14GASP

00:26:20GASP

00:26:22Connie?

00:26:24What time is it?

00:26:54Where are you going, Tony?

00:27:22To the club.

00:27:29I hadn't realized you had a game today.

00:27:33Connie, come here.

00:27:40I have something I could show you.

00:27:55I've already seen it.

00:28:10I'll be back before dinner.

00:28:29Well, have a nice time.

00:28:42Good morning.

00:28:44I squeezed you some fresh orange juice.

00:28:50You're welcome.

00:29:00I'm going to the country club to play a round of golf with Leslie and Connie.

00:29:05Okay.

00:29:06What time will you be home for supper?

00:29:08I'm not sure.

00:29:09Depends.

00:29:10Okay.

00:29:11Well, just take your time.

00:29:13Would you like me to make anything specific?

00:29:17Uh, whatever you'd like.

00:29:24How about chicken?

00:29:25I can use Maribel's recipe.

00:29:27You seem to enjoy that.

00:29:28Sure.

00:29:29If it isn't any trouble.

00:29:31No.

00:29:32No trouble at all.

00:29:34Bye, dear.

00:29:35Bye.

00:29:36Bye.

00:29:37Morning, Les.

00:29:41I was at the party last night.

00:30:02Hope the other golfers don't stare.

00:30:05You know they'll know.

00:30:07Jesus.

00:30:08Look at that broad.

00:30:10Oh, Sterling, you got it lucky.

00:30:15Lucky?

00:30:16Sure.

00:30:17You got a wife with great tits.

00:30:19Let you do whatever you want.

00:30:21Sounds like heaven to me.

00:30:23She's, no.

00:30:24Poor old Les has a wife built like a man and I'm tied up to a cadaver.

00:30:28I can't help it if I'm horny.

00:30:30I'm a man.

00:30:32I mean, our job is to be horny, right?

00:30:35Right?

00:30:36Sure.

00:30:37Right, Les?

00:30:38I'll get back to you on that.

00:30:39Yeah.

00:30:40No big deal.

00:30:41No big deal.

00:30:42No big deal.

00:30:51Hello.

00:30:52Oh, Max.

00:30:53Thank God it's you.

00:30:54It's sugar.

00:30:55Listen, I just really wanted to apologize for last night.

00:30:59I feel good.

00:31:00Don't worry.

00:31:01You were a tigress last night.

00:31:02No, Max.

00:31:04Hello?

00:31:05I got it.

00:31:06Hi, Maribel.

00:31:07Sugar?

00:31:08It's me, Sugar.

00:31:09I'll let you two gals talk.

00:31:10What is it, Sugar?

00:31:11Um, I just wanted to let you know that I washed and dried your casserole dish and it's ready

00:31:23for you.

00:31:24Any time you'd like to pick it up.

00:31:25Okay?

00:31:26Oh.

00:31:28Okay, I've got to run now, alright?

00:31:30Okay.

00:31:31Bye.

00:31:32Bye.

00:31:33Bye.

00:31:34Bye.

00:31:35Bye.

00:32:05Bye.

00:32:35Bye.

00:32:36Bye.

00:32:37Bye.

00:32:38Bye.

00:32:39Bye.

00:32:40Bye.

00:32:41Bye.

00:32:42Bye.

00:32:44Bye.

00:32:49Bye.

00:32:50Bye.

00:32:51Bye.

00:32:52Bye.

00:32:53Bye.

00:32:54Bye.

00:32:55Bye.

00:32:56Bye.

00:32:57Bye.

00:32:58Bye.

00:32:59Bye.

00:33:00Bye.

00:33:01Bye.

00:33:02Bye.

00:33:03Bye.

00:33:04Bye.

00:33:05Yeah, that thing was really good.

00:33:06We should, we should do that more often.

00:33:08Yeah, well, our friends are so tight.

00:33:38I know, baby, there's a change in your mood.

00:33:47It's pigs.

00:33:50On a cloud.

00:33:51It looks like Stonehenge.

00:33:54It's very interesting, Kitty.

00:33:58I mean, are we meant to use these little wieners as utensils?

00:34:08Jesus, the tension in here is as thick as Nixon.

00:34:13We don't have to talk about it.

00:34:14Come on, we can't even look at each other in the eye.

00:34:16It's ridiculous.

00:34:18It was just sex.

00:34:19I'm not a sex person.

00:34:23I think what we need to do is just all have another party,

00:34:26have a few drinks, some nice hors d'oeuvres.

00:34:29Are you insane?

00:34:30I don't know.

00:34:31Either that, or we turn into bitter, dried-up old prunes.

00:34:33What we did was not normal.

00:34:35What we did was get bombed.

00:34:36Jerome is right.

00:34:38We just drank a little too much is all.

00:34:40Oh, right.

00:34:40Blame it on them liquor.

00:34:42You know what they say.

00:34:44What happens when you're drunk doesn't count.

00:34:46Well, we were much better off before we made it a contest.

00:34:48We just trampled all over our vows.

00:34:50Come on, grow up.

00:34:52We're animals.

00:34:52Get used to it.

00:34:55There will be no more dissenting voices.

00:34:58We're a club.

00:34:59And we stick together no matter what.

00:35:01Right, girls?

00:35:01I think what we need to do is just follow the example of the hippies

00:35:05and have a group hug or hold hands or something.

00:35:08Perfect.

00:35:13Maybe we can all burn our proms.

00:35:14Amanda Simbidi is.

00:35:15Isn't it?

00:35:18There will be no match.

00:35:20473-ing.

00:35:21Yes.

00:35:28Bye.

00:35:29Bye.

00:35:30Bye.

00:35:32Bye.

00:35:35Bye.

00:35:37Bye.

00:35:38Bye.

00:35:41Bye.

00:35:42Bye.

00:35:43Bye.

00:36:14Well, what dishes are we voting on tonight?

00:36:39Oh, well, Kitty made some pigs on a cloud, Mary Bell made cheesy Italian, Jerome her cheese

00:36:57enchiladas.

00:36:59I made maximum crab crunch.

00:37:03Lauren, I'm sorry, I cannot remember when these were made.

00:37:09I didn't make a casserole.

00:37:11But I thought that we were all going to make casserole.

00:37:15I made an appetizer.

00:37:17Cookie is an appetizer?

00:37:22Oh, I love you.

00:37:24Darling.

00:37:25I call them identity bars.

00:37:31Identity bars?

00:37:33They're delicious.

00:37:34Is it a cookie?

00:37:35Is it a cake?

00:37:36Is it a bar?

00:37:38Which is it?

00:37:39Mmm, yummy, yummy.

00:37:40How exotic.

00:37:41Is that ginger that I taste?

00:37:43Mmm.

00:37:44Mmm.

00:37:45Creamy.

00:37:46Max, you have a crumb on your chin.

00:37:53Tell me, did you get the recipe off the side of the Eagle brand sweetened condensed milk

00:37:58can?

00:37:59I did, but I also added a few personal touches.

00:38:02Sure, sure.

00:38:03Who doesn't doctor a recipe?

00:38:04Gotta make it your own.

00:38:05Mmm.

00:38:06Mmm-hmm.

00:38:07There you go.

00:38:08Mmm, it tastes really good with whiskey.

00:38:20These bars are fantastic.

00:38:23I'm actually ready to vote right now.

00:38:26Best dish of the night.

00:38:28Really?

00:38:29Yeah.

00:38:30Why do my eyebrows feel like they're flying away?

00:38:34Floreen.

00:38:37These bars don't have anything to do with space, wouldn't they?

00:38:40Thanks, are my eyebrows still there?

00:38:42They made an eyebrow of Apollo 11.

00:38:46I love you, Alice B. Tucker.

00:38:48Honey, my hairs are high.

00:38:52Oh, shit!

00:38:54Oh, shit!

00:38:56Oh, shit!

00:38:58You學 me, baby.

00:38:59Hey books!

00:39:00Oh, shit!

00:39:02I love you.

00:39:03Look out.

00:39:04Give me, baby..

00:39:06Hey bud, it taste like vodka, now.

00:39:07Mmm, look at me!

00:39:09Iron dancing tree!

00:39:13It's a dancing tree!

00:39:19En garde!

00:39:31Turn on your bastard and I'm gonna get you!

00:39:37Oh shit!

00:39:39What am I gonna do with a split banana?

00:39:41Let's eat it!

00:39:54Bring it!

00:39:56Looks like we got some hooligans up here in these parts.

00:39:59Yes ma'am. Looks like we oughta frisk them.

00:40:02Drop the bell.

00:40:03Excuse me ma'am. Can you turn down your headlights?

00:40:05I ain't checking her hood.

00:40:07Come on. Nice and slow.

00:40:11Take me.

00:40:13He's been a black boy.

00:40:17Oh.

00:40:18Oh.

00:40:19No places like in here.

00:40:39Oh man!

00:40:43I don't wanna fix thisAnt возможam.

00:40:45Do you still like me?

00:41:15Do you still like you?

00:41:35I love you.

00:41:44Do you still like me?

00:42:14Do you still like me?

00:42:44Do you still like me?

00:42:54Do you still like me?

00:43:04Do you still like me?

00:43:14Do you still like me?

00:43:24Do you still like me?

00:43:34Do you still like me?

00:43:44Do you still like me?

00:43:54Do you still like me?

00:43:55Do you still like me?

00:43:56Do you still like me?

00:43:57Do you still like me?

00:43:58Do you still like me?

00:43:59Do you still like me?

00:44:00Do you still like me?

00:44:02Do you still like me?

00:44:03Do you still like me?

00:44:04Do you still like me?

00:44:05Do you still like me?

00:44:06Do you still like me?

00:44:07Do you still like me?

00:44:08Do you still like me?

00:44:09Do you still like me?

00:44:10Do you still like me?

00:44:11Do you still like me?

00:44:12Do you still like me?

00:44:13Do you still like me?

00:44:14Do you still like me?

00:44:16Do you still like me?

00:44:17Honestly, my favorite thing is when Kitty rubs my monster while I watch the Carol Burnett

00:44:23show.

00:44:24How is it that the subject of our conversations always turn to sex?

00:44:30Because people like to talk about the things they want, but they never get.

00:44:37Romance?

00:44:38Like blowjobs.

00:44:41Hey buddy, I'm with you all the way.

00:44:47My wife's vagina looks like a parenthesis with an afro.

00:44:54No, I'm not sure I understand vaginas.

00:44:57What's to understand?

00:44:58A pussy is a doorway.

00:45:01You go in and you come out.

00:45:03Les, you're up, buddy.

00:45:04Of course, my wife won't even give me a blowjob.

00:45:06I go down on her and everything's fine, but when it comes to returning the favor, she

00:45:12always says, no, no, no, it's not ladylike.

00:45:15What's not ladylike about that?

00:45:18You should try my wife.

00:45:20She gives great blowjobs.

00:45:22Are you kidding me?

00:45:23Flo knows what a man needs.

00:45:25Well, ask Connie.

00:45:30He's been on the receiving end.

00:45:32Flo knows.

00:45:36See, fellas, it's all about symbiosis.

00:45:43The women, they bring the main dish.

00:45:45And the men, they bring the dessert.

00:45:48That little casserole thing that they've got going on, it's like a gift.

00:45:55Waiting under the tree for us to open.

00:46:01So you guys should come over Friday night.

00:46:04Bring the wives.

00:46:05It'll be fun.

00:46:07Say it.

00:46:08We have to populate.

00:46:12Populate!

00:46:14Oh, I'll be short, Rick Patty.

00:46:27It's time to act like ancient Romans.

00:46:31Men, grab your sticks.

00:46:34It's time to throw our balls around.

00:46:37I'm a little uncomfortable with stereotypes.

00:46:48Do you like the way I look in this?

00:46:51Sure.

00:46:52What does that mean?

00:46:54Do you think I look pretty?

00:46:56Belle, I've lived with you for 12 years and I'm not going to fall into your circle conversation.

00:47:02It's not a circle, it's communication.

00:47:06Just a simple answer.

00:47:08Just look at me and tell me if you think I look pretty.

00:47:11Say yes or no.

00:47:14You look delicious.

00:47:17If you were a kink, I'd eat you up.

00:47:19There.

00:47:21It wasn't so hard, was it?

00:47:27I don't know, though.

00:47:29I think this belt hits me a little high in the waist.

00:47:32I don't have a waist.

00:47:33Where are you going?

00:47:34In the TV room, there's no belts.

00:47:36You don't care how I look at all, do you?

00:47:38You wouldn't mind if I walked around in front of our friends without a waist.

00:47:41Belle, why don't you just take the belt off?

00:47:43And look like a shapeless sack? No, thank you.

00:47:46You're so clueless about fashion.

00:47:59Max, please.

00:48:00I just wanted to get my name right.

00:48:14Sterling.

00:48:15Ned.

00:48:16Hail Caesar.

00:48:17When in Rome, Brute, when in Rome.

00:48:19Kit, I'd like you to meet Ned and Marjorie LaVonne.

00:48:22Ned, Marjorie, this is my wife Kitty.

00:48:24Pleasure.

00:48:25And this is Gail and Patty Parker.

00:48:27What a lovely home.

00:48:28And your haciendas.

00:48:29They're so beautiful.

00:48:31And they're hydrangeous.

00:48:32But I'm fine.

00:48:34Not fine.

00:48:35I'm...

00:48:36What does fine mean anyway?

00:48:38It's such a nothing word.

00:48:40I'm...

00:48:42I'm okay.

00:48:43I'm sound.

00:48:44I'm with it.

00:48:45I'm groovy.

00:48:47Because that's stupid.

00:48:49I try to sound relevant and I just can't sell it, can I?

00:48:52No.

00:48:53I mean, I'm groovy.

00:48:55What does that mean?

00:48:56I mean, it means I'm...

00:48:58It sounds like something an album would say.

00:49:01I mean, if you were going to anthropomorphize an album,

00:49:04it would be right in saying, I'm groovy.

00:49:08Take a swig of this.

00:49:15Good lord, Jerome.

00:49:18What is that?

00:49:19Turpentine?

00:49:20Just about.

00:49:21Leslie has a still in the basement.

00:49:23Jerome, we're not in the hills of Tennessee.

00:49:26This is a respectable community.

00:49:28Respectable my ass.

00:49:30Screw it.

00:49:31I want to get drunk.

00:49:32Give me more.

00:49:33That's it, sugar.

00:49:35Let it all go.

00:49:37Wow.

00:49:39I mean, who are those people anyway?

00:49:42I don't want them here.

00:49:44I thought this party was just for us.

00:49:46Private.

00:49:47Oh.

00:49:48Hello, Max.

00:49:52I made shepherd's pie.

00:49:56I ground the spam myself.

00:49:59Damn arthritis.

00:50:02I hate our bodies.

00:50:04You know it's a design flaw that they start falling apart

00:50:06before we die.

00:50:07Who on earth thought of that, anyway?

00:50:09The Lord God in heaven above, of course.

00:50:12He created us.

00:50:14Well, he should have had his damn license revoked.

00:50:17Giving an expiration date to a consciousness.

00:50:19How cruel.

00:50:20How fucking cruel is that?

00:50:21He gave you life after all.

00:50:23Don't forget that.

00:50:24What he gave me is the ability to know that I'm going to die.

00:50:28And I find that excruciating.

00:50:32So go ahead and believe in your God if you must.

00:50:34But at least acknowledge the fact that he is the most psychopathic serial killer of all time.

00:50:41Of all time.

00:50:43I mean, if any one of us were to just reach across the table and strangle the life out of her,

00:50:48would it make any difference to the world?

00:50:50I mean, her God kills people all the time every day.

00:50:53So it must be alright for us to do the same thing, wouldn't you think?

00:50:56Hypothetically speak.

00:50:58Oh, is there anything I can do in the house?

00:51:02Oh no, honey.

00:51:03We're just getting ready.

00:51:04Are you sure?

00:51:05So forgive me for not knowing, but do we take our clothes off now or later?

00:51:10I've just never done this kind of thing before.

00:51:13Whenever you feel like it, huh?

00:51:15What?

00:51:16Well, Gail didn't tell me if you'd be screwing each other before dinner or after dinner.

00:51:20Which is it?

00:51:22Ma'am, sweetie, we're going.

00:51:28We just got here.

00:51:29We're not leaving yet.

00:51:30Something's come up at church.

00:51:31I don't want to go.

00:51:33I know what's going on here.

00:51:35I'm not an idiot.

00:51:36Marjorie, take the car and go home.

00:51:39What?

00:51:40Take the car and go home.

00:51:42Never mind.

00:51:43I'm your wife.

00:51:47Nice to meet you, Marjorie.

00:51:49Poor bastard.

00:51:50Drive safe.

00:51:51I'll drink to that.

00:51:53Yeah, I do.

00:51:57Oh, hi.

00:51:58Let me help you.

00:52:00Okay.

00:52:01Help me, baby.

00:52:03Do you love me?

00:52:21Oh, Jesus.

00:52:22Deja vu.

00:52:23Oh, Jesus.

00:52:24Deja vu.

00:52:26Deja vu.

00:52:27Deja vu.

00:52:28Deja vu.

00:52:29Oh, my God.

00:52:30Oh, my God.

00:52:31Please.

00:52:32Deja vu.

00:52:33Deja vu.

00:52:34SCREAMING

00:53:04SCREAMING

00:53:16SCREAMING

00:53:23SCREAMING

00:54:28He's a fucking ghost!

00:54:30He's a fucking ghost!

00:54:35I have to ask my dad, and he's not here.

00:54:53What's she doing over here?

00:54:55Every time somebody says groovy on the television, she's taking a drink.

00:55:00Does my face look red to you?

00:55:06Maribel, you were always so concerned with your face.

00:55:10Do you think angels live in our hair?

00:55:12Maribel.

00:55:13Angels.

00:55:14Do you think angels live in our hair?

00:55:20I think angels are real and tiny and transparent.

00:55:25They live in our hair.

00:55:28Sometimes they sit and dangle their feet over the top of our ears so that they can give us advice when we're having trouble.

00:55:36Maribel.

00:55:37I can do the headstand.

00:55:38Maribel.

00:55:39Maribel.

00:55:40Maribel.

00:55:41Maribel.

00:55:42Maribel.

00:55:43Maribel.

00:55:44Maribel.

00:55:45Maribel.

00:55:46Maribel.

00:55:47Maribel.

00:55:48Maribel.

00:55:49Maribel.

00:55:50Maribel.

00:55:51Maribel.

00:55:52Maribel.

00:55:53Maribel.

00:55:54Maribel.

00:55:55Maribel.

00:55:56Maribel.

00:55:57Maribel.

00:55:58Maribel.

00:55:59Maribel.

00:56:00Maribel.

00:56:01Maribel.

00:56:02Maribel.

00:56:03Maribel.

00:56:04Maribel.

00:56:05Maribel.

00:56:06Maribel.

00:56:07Maribel.

00:56:08Maribel.

00:56:09Maribel.

00:56:10Maribel.

00:56:11Maribel.

00:56:12Maribel.

00:56:13Maribel.

00:56:14Maribel.

00:56:15Maribel.

00:56:16Maribel.

00:56:17What a mess.

00:56:37Sit down and I'll get you your dinner.

00:56:41Another bubbling concoction of crap.

00:56:47Why can't we ever have a real meal?

00:56:54Well, this one is turkey divan strata and you love it.

00:57:00I made it for you our first night in this house.

00:57:04Do you remember, Connie?

00:57:05Steak would be a good meal.

00:57:07You're too lazy to cut up some real vegetables and grill me a piece of meat.

00:57:12This has turkey in it and it's got some spinach and it's very, very good for you, Paul.

00:57:17Good morning.

00:57:19Sterling says Kitty makes a different meal every night.

00:57:22Kitty is not creative.

00:57:27What about roast chicken?

00:57:29I would love a roast chicken.

00:57:33Kitty is my very good friend.

00:57:37But I can assure you she is not roasting chickens.

00:57:41Kitty does not know how to bake a potato.

00:57:43You don't even try.

00:57:49You do nothing.

00:57:51Hell, even the can opener does the work for you.

00:57:55Connie, today was Leslie's day.

00:57:59I didn't have time to trust you a bird.

00:58:02I didn't have time to trust you a bird.

00:58:05You're a stupid little hole, you know that?

00:58:26Connie,

00:58:27I saw you fucking that bitch.

00:58:29And I saw that you liked it.

00:58:35Was it because she was a stranger?

00:58:39Is that what it takes now, Connie?

00:58:41A stranger?

00:58:41Do you really want to get into this now?

00:58:49Well, I'm just not so sure why you invited those people into our house.

00:58:54They're not part of our little group.

00:58:56You mean they had nothing to do with you and Max Beatum?

00:58:59I don't know what you're talking about.

00:59:00Oh, come on, sugar.

00:59:01Be honest.

00:59:02You've been wet for Max since they moved across the street.

00:59:05I know how that deceitful mind of yours works.

00:59:09You couldn't wait to get Max inside you.

00:59:12You planned that party and got us all drunk

00:59:14so you'd have an excuse to live out your fantasy.

00:59:17I'll tell you something.

00:59:18You take things and you mess it around.

00:59:20I don't know how to reach you anymore, Connie.

00:59:22I don't know how to talk to you.

00:59:23I don't know how to talk to you.

00:59:30You don't know what you're talking about.

00:59:34Would you like one scoop or would you like two?

00:59:39I don't want your fucking casserole!

00:59:42I'm sick of it.

00:59:44I'm sick of you.

00:59:45I'm sick of this house.

00:59:47I'm sick of your whiny mouth.

00:59:49I made you that dinner, Connie.

00:59:52You used to like that dish.

00:59:54You used to love, love, love Turkey de Monstrata.

01:00:00I worked hard to make dinner tonight

01:00:02because I wanted to make you happy.

01:00:05I worked hard to make you happy, Connie,

01:00:08and you ruined it.

01:00:09You ruined our dinner.

01:00:13You get drunk and you get mad

01:00:15and you ruin everything.

01:00:17You lock yourself in that fucking bathroom

01:00:19and you go after that.

01:00:23Whatever you do to yourself, Connie,

01:00:26your leg looks like raw hamburger meat.

01:00:37How am I supposed to love that?

01:00:39Shut your fucking mouth!

01:00:49Just stop it!

01:00:50Just stop it!

01:01:10Connie...

01:01:11I'm pregnant.

01:01:16I'm pregnant.

01:01:26Whore.

01:01:32Isn't that an ugly word?

01:01:37Hmm?

01:01:37I think it's the hard H sound.

01:01:44Followed by that hard R.

01:01:49Whore.

01:01:51It's a really ugly word, isn't it?

01:01:54Whore.

01:01:56You almost have to expect the ring to say it.

01:02:01Whore!

01:02:01I think that's what makes it such a horrible word.

01:02:08Not just the consonants hitting each other.

01:02:11That it takes effort to say it.

01:02:16Whore!

01:02:25You really have to push to get it out.

01:02:27Whore!

01:02:28Whore!

01:02:29Whore!

01:02:30Whore!

01:02:31Whore!

01:02:32Whore!

01:02:33Whore!

01:02:34Whore!

01:02:35Whore!

01:02:36Whore!

01:02:37Whore!

01:02:38Whore!

01:02:39Whore!

01:02:40Whore!

01:02:41Whore!

01:02:42Whore!

01:02:43Whore!

01:02:44Whore!

01:02:45Whore!

01:02:46Whore!

01:02:47Whore!

01:02:48Whore!

01:02:49Whore!

01:02:50Whore!

01:02:51Whore!

01:02:52Whore!

01:02:53Whore!

01:02:54Whore!

01:02:55Whore!

01:02:56Whore!

01:02:57Whore!

01:02:58Whore!

01:02:59Whore!

01:02:59Please don't leave me, Connie! Connie, come back here, please!

01:03:05Please, Connie!

01:03:08I'm just so sorry!

01:03:12Connie, I'm sorry! Please come back here!

01:03:18Connie!

01:03:19I'm a lemon. I'm a bag of jello. Look at me, I'm a Yeti.

01:03:42You're perfect.

01:03:47Hey, Ned!

01:03:49You can hear for a second.

01:03:51What do you want?

01:03:55What's going on, Ned?

01:03:58I've got to be someplace. I've got to go.

01:04:00Wait!

01:04:04I thought maybe we could, um, put together some fire.

01:04:14I just don't know how that works.

01:04:17Really?

01:04:19Really?

01:04:23Really?

01:04:28You know, for not going that way, you sure get a hell of a blowjob, buddy.

01:04:32Good job, buddy.

01:04:39Stay the fuck out of my life!

01:04:40Oh my god!

01:04:51Oh my god!

01:05:00It's really what happened!

01:05:01I'm stuck here.

01:05:02I'm stuck here.

01:05:03I'm stuck here.

01:05:04I'm stuck here.

01:05:12Okay?

01:05:13I'm here.

01:05:14I'm here.

01:05:16I'm here.

01:05:18Okay, okay.

01:05:19I'm not sure.

01:05:20I'm going to let anything happen to you.

01:05:24I'm not here.

01:05:25I'm not going anywhere.

01:05:26It's okay.

01:05:27It's okay.

01:05:28I'm not in here.

01:05:29I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

01:05:59Hello Max, I've missed you so much.

01:06:27You're all sweaty, Max.

01:06:29I just got back from a run.

01:06:31How long will it take you to pack?

01:06:33My things are all ready.

01:06:35I figure if we leave now we could be to Vegas by nightfall.

01:06:38Sugar, what are you talking about?

01:06:41We're gonna start a new life together, Max.

01:06:44You and I.

01:06:46Won't it be divine?

01:06:48I'm having our baby, Max.

01:06:52We did it.

01:06:54You and I.

01:06:56Baby beat him.

01:06:58It'll be the most beautiful baby ever.

01:07:02I've never felt this way before, you don't understand.

01:07:05I feel alive for the first time ever in my whole life, Max.

01:07:09Everything is going to be...

01:07:10Sugar, I don't know what's going on in that head of yours,

01:07:13but I am not leaving my wife.

01:07:20But you're gonna be a daddy, Max.

01:07:23A real father.

01:07:29How do you know it's mine?

01:07:31Everyone was with everyone.

01:07:34What about Connie?

01:07:37Connie hasn't touched me in eons.

01:07:40We were drunk.

01:07:41We were having fun.

01:07:44You've probably forgotten this is someone else's mistake.

01:07:47A mistake?

01:07:49No, Max.

01:07:50Don't be silly.

01:07:53We love each other.

01:07:55I love you, and you love me.

01:07:59We met in private, remember?

01:08:02That made a difference.

01:08:03Sugar.

01:08:06I love Maribel.

01:08:09She's my wife.

01:08:10And I'm not gonna leave her.

01:08:12Not now, not ever.

01:08:20I'm sorry, Sugar.

01:08:21I'm sorry if you go...

01:08:22Oh, no.

01:08:23I'm fine.

01:08:24I'm just fine.

01:08:26Everything's gonna be okay.

01:08:32I'm okay.

01:08:33What am I supposed to do, Max?

01:08:46What am I supposed to do?

01:08:51You'll figure it out, Sugar.

01:09:03What am I supposed to do?

01:09:05Hey, this is my wife.

01:09:06I'll leave her and take it out, best.

01:09:07I'm not gonna leave her.

01:09:08I'll be fine.

01:09:10Hey, I'll do it.

01:09:12I'm sorry.

01:09:14He'll be fine.

01:09:16And he'll be fine.

01:09:18Let's go.

01:09:20And go ahead.

01:09:21And go ahead.

01:09:22I'll be fine.

01:09:24I'll be fine.

01:09:27Hi, guys.

01:09:28My name is Wendy.

01:09:29Leslie.

01:09:59Oh, my God.

01:10:29You look good like that. Natural.

01:10:35Oh, Max.

01:10:37My eyes disappear.

01:10:40My lips are too thin.

01:10:42I don't like the paint.

01:10:47All the other girls are so put together.

01:10:51So with it.

01:10:54I've got to be more like that.

01:10:56I'm such a square.

01:11:00Belle, come here.

01:11:12I've been thinking.

01:11:17Let's try to have a baby.

01:11:18Oh, Max.

01:11:25I don't know.

01:11:29I'd have to buy a whole new wardrobe.

01:11:31And this house is our house.

01:11:34It's not a house for a baby.

01:11:35You are beautiful.

01:11:41Just like this.

01:11:43And I don't care about any of that stuff.

01:11:50I want to start over again.

01:11:52Move away from here.

01:11:55Okay?

01:11:56Move away from our friends?

01:11:58Everyone.

01:11:59Everyone.

01:11:59Oh, Max.

01:12:03Yes.

01:12:05Yes, I want to.

01:12:07We'll buy a new house.

01:12:08A bigger house.

01:12:10And we'll paint it.

01:12:12I'll pick out soothing colors for our baby.

01:12:14And we'll put a swing set in the backyard.

01:12:17And we'll have real grass.

01:12:19Yeah.

01:12:19And trees.

01:12:20We can move to Colorado.

01:12:21Yes.

01:12:21Away in the mountains.

01:12:22Yes.

01:12:22Away from everybody.

01:12:24And I'll slide out of bed in the morning and pull my hair back and make pancakes for the whole family.

01:12:28Well, I want that.

01:12:29I want to.

01:12:31We can live somewhere with no mirrors, right?

01:12:35No mirrors.

01:12:37Yes, Belle Belle.

01:12:39We don't have to live with any of that stuff.

01:12:45I feel like everybody's always looking at me.

01:12:48I feel like everybody's always looking at me.

01:13:18I mean...

01:13:19I love you, wife.

01:13:24I love you, husband.

01:13:25I love you, husband.

01:13:25I love you.

01:13:27I love you, husband.

01:13:29Jesus H. Christ.

01:13:53Holy shit.

01:13:55How did we miss this the first time?

01:14:02Un-fucking-believable.

01:14:25How did we miss this the first time?

01:14:32How did we miss this the first time?

01:14:37How did we miss this the first time?

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