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#emmerdale

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00:00Hey you.
00:21What, you a spare phone charger?
00:27And some of those rip-off smoothies you like.
00:32How are you feeling?
00:36If you're in any pain they can top up your medication.
00:40You'll feel better once the anesthetic's out your system.
00:44It's two steps forward now, Sarah.
00:47Your operation's out of the way.
00:49And my donation.
00:52I even managed to avoid eye contact with the receptionist as I left.
00:57Has nobody told you?
01:03Told me what?
01:07There isn't gonna be a baby, Jacob.
01:18Is Cian picking you up?
01:21I'm meeting him at the hospital.
01:23That's if I go.
01:24I think I'm probably the last person Sarah wants to see this morning.
01:28Well, she probably has a different perspective on it by now.
01:31Is that honestly what you think or are you just saying that?
01:34Because either way it's pretty stupid.
01:36Charity, I'm not fighting you.
01:39I'm sorry.
01:40I'm really sorry.
01:41I'm just so annoyed with myself.
01:43Because if I had just left things and not opened my big mouth.
01:46You know, just pretended until after the arc then...
01:49None of this would have been necessary, would it?
01:52But then you wouldn't be you, would you?
01:54Look, Sarah worships you.
01:57And she knows that all you've ever wanted is the best for her.
02:01She needs you.
02:03Especially right now.
02:05Okay?
02:10See you in a minute.
02:13Well, how many questions have I?
02:15Well...
02:16Give me the...
02:17Hey!
02:18Flipping hip pad.
02:19What the...
02:20There's loads.
02:21Clock drawing test.
02:23Yeah, we can skip that.
02:24What?
02:25Three word recall test?
02:27Yeah.
02:28So you say three random words and then you see if the person can repeat them again after five minutes.
02:34Don't.
02:35Do.
02:36This.
02:40Are you actually saying that or are you doing the test?
02:42No, what I'm saying is maybe you were right the first time.
02:45Maybe it's just a little bit of depression.
02:48I'm still going to get in to see a doctor.
02:50So what's the point in doing this then?
02:52Alright.
02:53What's the mysterious thing can be said on the phone?
03:03Well I wouldn't panic.
03:04You're probably just tired.
03:06Not me.
03:07Me dad.
03:08Alright.
03:09Yeah.
03:10Forgetfulness.
03:11Mood swings.
03:12Gabby thought this might give us a clue.
03:14You know, if you won't see a doctor.
03:16Of course.
03:17Ashley.
03:18Yes.
03:19Calm, reasonable Ashley.
03:20The vicar.
03:21Your dad is bare.
03:22The wrestler.
03:23He's not going to like being tricked.
03:24Who's tricking him?
03:25No one.
03:26Well get someone to do a dementia test without telling them it's a dementia test.
03:28He's tricking them.
03:29That's the plan.
03:30Mandy don't want to help me.
03:31I don't want to do it on my own.
03:32Please.
03:33Hey.
03:34You alright?
03:35Hey Harry.
03:36How's the tummy?
03:37You lads having fun?
03:38Vic's not here.
03:39Yeah I know.
03:40I said I'd drop in.
03:41Not to check on you.
03:42Or the merrier.
03:43Well you've obviously got it all under control.
03:44Hmm.
03:45I reckon he was well enough to go to school.
03:46I was just telling him about chess.
03:47And how it's a better game than superhero.
03:48Whatever it is.
03:49I love chess.
03:50Well you play?
03:51A bit.
03:52You any good?
03:53No.
03:54No.
03:55No.
03:56No.
03:57No.
03:58No.
03:59No.
04:00No.
04:01No.
04:02No.
04:03No.
04:04No.
04:05No.
04:06No.
04:07No.
04:08No.
04:09No.
04:10No.
04:11No.
04:12No.
04:13No.
04:14No.
04:15Well we could teach him.
04:16He'd have to pry that thing out of his hands first.
04:19And find a chess set of course.
04:20Well there's a set in my van.
04:22You know what to say?
04:24Wait right there.
04:29Well is that it?
04:30Is that all you've got?
04:32Yeah well pull your big boy pants up and do your job.
04:36Or I'll start taking overdue rent out of your pay packet.
04:38And we'll see how incentivised you feel then.
04:41employee recognition day
04:45what am i paying a management company for when a quarter of my tenants are behind on their rent
04:52apparently you can't break the legs anymore i'll look into it what are you gonna do
04:59overpower them with your aftershave
05:01kim did you have anyone over the house yesterday the trades person or a visitor
05:09why i just feel like someone's been in my room
05:13not as far as i know maybe don't yeah yeah probably
05:19queen to e6 what does that mean it means be quiet
05:32that was a bit rude wasn't it it means i've just forced uncle roberts king into a corner
05:41i thought this was meant to be a bit of fun
05:44no you're not enjoying it didn't say that
05:46can you turn that down a bit it's getting annoying
05:52are you gonna make your move or what
05:58well i didn't think we were playing timed
06:00no i didn't think we were so desperate to win
06:02well why else should you play chess
06:05all right all right here you go
06:07check
06:09i'm bored
06:11are you
06:12hmm well
06:14sometimes you have to make sacrifices for the bigger picture
06:17checkmate
06:30okay
06:32well done
06:34i'm sorry
06:36don't be
06:37looks like i just got beaten by your uncle harry
06:41it's just a game
06:43of course it is
06:44anyway it's harry's turn now i should be getting off
06:48that was fun
06:51well played
06:51i reckon i just got hustled by your uncle harry
06:55who's the extra pint for
07:03er for me dad
07:04you both look very shifty
07:08i gotta tell you
07:11don't look shifty
07:12he's outside
07:17that were quick
07:18i said i was paying
07:19well you'll definitely know something's up
07:21just remember
07:22don't jump in straight away with the questions
07:24just leave it to me
07:25i'm not daft
07:26this idea's daft
07:27it's not my birthday and i forgot
07:37is it
07:39stop it
07:40engine oil
07:47you get to love the smell of it
07:49and how are you getting on
07:50well luckily i've been taking pictures
07:53getting to the engine case and there's that many nuts and bolts you have a job remembering where they all go
07:58and do you find that you do that quite a lot
08:00what dismantle the crank case and rebuild it only once hopefully
08:04i mean writing things down and taking photographs just to remember
08:09you've got your case cover bolts
08:13your main bearing caps
08:16your retainer bolts
08:17the tensioners
08:18i mean you're getting on for 70 odd different kinds of bits and bats
08:22no wonder they ask you to take pics
08:24and what did you say about about the fastenings how many
08:30is he all right
08:33i could murder some scratchings
08:38chad
08:42a pack of scratchings please
08:44no problem
08:45do you get any sleep
08:55nobody sleeps in hospitals do they
08:58to be fair i didn't sleep a wink either i think it's taken its toll on all of us this hasn't it
09:03maybe you couldn't sleep from excitement
09:06was that me
09:07sarah
09:09i'm good for you
09:10are you
09:11went downstairs to the cafe because the machine's rubbish
09:16you know he was the first person i saw this morning
09:18and he didn't even know
09:20i mean you couldn't even be bothered to tell him
09:23cheers jacob
09:26it doesn't matter
09:27no it does
09:28do you know what else i've been thinking
09:32if you hadn't have been on it before i went into surgery
09:37i wouldn't have been in distress you know things could have gone differently
09:40sarah please don't say that
09:42i still don't understand what is so terrible about me wanting to be happy and have a baby
09:46that you had to be all up in my face while i'm being
09:47of course i want you to be happy
09:49but no
09:49i'm just a kid you know i've not got enough common sense to realise that i can never be a mum
09:53sarah i just want you to be well
09:57well
09:57have you not heard
09:59well you know well as you can be
10:01like not stressing your body out with childbirth
10:03i am trying to protect you
10:05it's funny how little stressed childbirth was for you though innit
10:08what do you mean by that
10:11two by the time you were my age
10:13oh and then a couple more prison births proper classy that popping them out behind bars like there's
10:17nothing to it which do you know there isn't when you're the worst mom in history
10:20sarah
10:20no it's not fair
10:22she didn't want me to have a baby and guess what no baby
10:25and now she's here with her oh are you all right babe get lost with your pretend sympathy
10:29you need to cool down
10:30you know jacob the first thing my mum did was watch me turn blue
10:33because she couldn't protect me from the cold and guess where she learned her parenting skills from
10:37any more of this and we're gonna go
10:38her and ryan
10:39both giving away to strangers because you couldn't be bothered to hang around long enough to find out if your own son
10:44was dead or alive
10:45and i want a baby so much
10:48a baby to love
10:49and to keep and you
10:50you get to throw yours away like unwanted dogs
10:53and to keep and you
11:23I still don't get why Jacob had to run after her.
11:32There's no way to treat your gran.
11:34You know, she's devastated about all this.
11:36Why? I mean, she got her own way.
11:39It's like you've forgotten why you're here in the first place.
11:42You might not have got what you wanted, but they have saved your life.
11:46But you think I just forgot about cancer?
11:48No. Not forgot.
11:51Yes, I get to not die.
11:53But I also don't get to live. I just survive and wait.
11:57I'm just waiting.
12:00Waiting for it to come back.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:08How is she?
12:10Says she's going home.
12:13Of course she is.
12:18Hey.
12:19We've an old phone rule at table at dinner time.
12:21Can you remember what you had?
12:27Eh?
12:28This again?
12:30No, no, no. We were just saying, weren't we?
12:34Yes. That, um, how hard it is to remember what you had for dinner yesterday,
12:39even though it was yesterday.
12:42Have some top banter, you two, don't you?
12:46Cheese on toast.
12:47Very nice.
12:48Give me strength.
12:50Why are you being so weird?
12:51We're not.
12:52Are we?
12:52We're not.
12:53Are we?
12:55Oh.
12:57You know what I've done?
12:58I've only gone and forgotten that, that blimmin' password.
13:01Oh, you mean for the beer shop that you set up earlier?
13:06Yes.
13:07I, uh, three words?
13:08I said them out loud.
13:11Captain Dunkirk chicken.
13:14Give that.
13:14Give that.
13:17Are you kidding me?
13:19Is this for me?
13:21It's about me.
13:22Are you testing me?
13:23Oh, I was testing him.
13:24I forget a few things, and now I've got dementia.
13:26I'm demented.
13:27Well, don't say it like that.
13:28It's not an insult.
13:30It's more of a condition.
13:31It's an insult to sneak behind a man's back and start gossiping and doing stupid tricks.
13:37Ha!
13:37A pint and a natter.
13:39Don't be like this.
13:40I should have known.
13:41After you and Bob and your stupid talk, talk, talk.
13:45What are you doing?
13:46It's always the same thing.
13:47It's always about how ashamed of me you are.
13:49I'm not ashamed of you yet.
13:50I'm worried.
13:51What have I done to deserve it?
13:54What's that about?
14:06You decided what sweets you want yet?
14:08Look at John Beatty at chicks.
14:10Yeah.
14:11But sometimes, it's better to lose the tiny battle so you can take your opponent by surprise
14:17and win the bigger war.
14:22You all right?
14:23Eh?
14:24You okay?
14:26Yeah.
14:31Dad.
14:33I'm sorry.
14:34That was clumsy.
14:35And it was wrong.
14:37You've humiliated me.
14:39We were just worried about you.
14:40You've not been yourself.
14:42And you said you didn't want to see a doctor.
14:44Look, if it helps.
14:46Mullen said you absolutely aced that test.
14:48Do you think you can kid me and get away with it, eh?
14:51You humiliating me, Mr. Professional, like you're the son I've chosen?
14:58Well, that's a laugh.
14:59You're a jumped-up snot.
15:01And it's about time someone put you in your place.
15:04You're rushing me.
15:04You're rushing me.
15:07I ain't even started.
15:08You'd want me around, fine.
15:10But you're not shipping me off to a funny corridor.
15:15See, if I don't put you there first!
15:16She's just looking for someone to blame.
15:31Oh, it's a family tradition.
15:33Us lot fighting and saying stuff that hurts.
15:35But this, Mac, this...
15:38Oh, you should have heard it.
15:39Yeah, but it's coming from a place of disappointment, of fear and grief.
15:45We're talking about life without babies here, Charity.
15:48We can't underestimate how long it takes to get used to something like that.
15:53What?
15:55Are you talking about us?
15:57No.
15:58We've had babies, Mac.
16:00You've had a baby.
16:03Yeah, but not together we haven't.
16:05And I remember when you made that decision, it was really hard at first.
16:10But, you know, look at us now.
16:12Why did you have to say that just then?
16:15You actually had to do this now.
16:18Charity, I'm not doing anything.
16:20Oh, Mac, I am so sorry I've let you down in the baby production department.
16:25Charity, that is not what I'm saying.
16:27Anything else you want to add?
16:29Seriously, Mac.
16:30Why not get in a few more blows while I'm too knackered to defend myself?
16:36No!
16:39I can't talk to you.
16:41All right, fine.
16:42I'll suggest you shut up, then.
16:52Okay.
16:53Who is it, then?
16:55None of your business.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:00But you have been seeming a lot more human recently.
17:05I smile sometimes.
17:06Yeah, when you're firing someone.
17:09Speaking of which, I have relieved your management company of their duties.
17:13You've what?
17:14Yeah, no wonder no one's paying up.
17:16They're a bunch of jokers.
17:17Needless to say, their replacements will have absolutely no sense of humor.
17:23Well, when I checked with Dawn, she hasn't moved anything around my room.
17:26And you want to look at your phone again.
17:32Why don't you make us both a drink?
17:34I'll meet you in the kitchen in five.
17:35And if I stick in an electronic ignition, at least I know it'll run them without me having to fiddle with the timing all day.
18:02Oh, the old bike purists will sneer, mind, but...
18:05Aye, love.
18:11Where have you been?
18:11I popped back for a swifty and a natty with Chaz.
18:16Just popped back.
18:19Has he said anything?
18:19Okay, look, I know you've had words, but can you please just shake hands and I've done that.
18:22You attacked me!
18:23In the street!
18:24I'll get a grip, it wasn't that bad.
18:26You were absolutely raging.
18:27More ill.
18:28Them two.
18:29Shouldn't have been trying to trick me.
18:31And now he's fussing.
18:32Man up, Paddy!
18:33Don't ever say that to me.
18:34They were nothing, and now it's over.
18:36Why do you have to talk about everything?
18:41I'm going out again.
18:48That was not nothing.
18:50But did you do it, though?
18:51The test?
18:52Well, Marlon reckons he passed everything, and then he lost it and flippin' behaved like a madman.
18:58Well, what does that tell you, then, eh?
18:59You've obviously hurt his feelings.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Or...
19:03Or what?
19:03I don't know.
19:05Maybe he is depressed.
19:07Maybe not.
19:08Maybe it's nothing.
19:09Maybe it's just my real dad coming through.
19:11Nasty piece of work.
19:13Either way.
19:16I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
19:22You left your skateboard in the house.
19:32Right, never mind.
19:34When do the rest of the teenagers get here?
19:35Oh, push off, Mac.
19:37I'm not in the mood.
19:41Okay.
19:52What are you thinking about?
19:58About how much better it was before you showed up.
20:03About why I bother with people who think so little of me.
20:09Right.
20:10I see.
20:12We've got ourselves a little pity party.
20:16Sorry, Charity, but you're making this all about you.
20:18Well, when everybody decides they're going to use me as their own personal punch bag,
20:22then, yeah, it's about me.
20:31I mean, she tells me that I am the worst mother in history.
20:38Includes me of abandoning.
20:40My kids like dogs.
20:42And Kane just sits there.
20:43Oh, yeah, he just sits there listening.
20:45Just...
20:46Just listening.
20:47And everybody's listening and staring.
20:52Right.
20:53Come here.
20:54Hey.
20:56Since when did you start caring about what other people...
20:58When it's my family, Mac!
21:01When it's about the people I love!
21:03When the truth finally comes out and everybody finally says what they're thinking.
21:07And it's that I'm rubbish!
21:09So just go away.
21:14Why don't you come in?
21:15Just go away, okay?
21:17Mac, just go away.
21:19I'm not going.
21:20Go away!
21:20Go away!
21:21I still go away!
21:24Come on!
21:25Come on!
21:26Come on!
21:27Come on!
21:29Come on!
21:30Come on!
21:34Good mood!
21:35You're so stupid!
21:36Good mood!
21:38You're so bad I'm driving!
21:39I'm looking forward to getting into my book!
21:41Oh, my God.
21:42You're so bad!
21:43Oh!
21:43No way!
21:44Come here!
21:44Come here!
21:45Come here!
21:45Come here!
21:46Come here!
21:46Come here!
21:47I'm here!