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  • 7/1/2025
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01:00Hi, Celia.
01:02There, so touched.
01:04Oh, thanks to Celia.
01:05Did you get the dog?
01:07Not yet.
01:08And she's saying it's not hers.
01:10That's absolute rubbish.
01:11Reckons it must be extremely.
01:13Asking around, seeing if anyone's come across it.
01:15No, it was protecting her land.
01:18That's a hard thing to prove.
01:19Well, I'm a vet.
01:20I know what I'm talking about.
01:21And we're doing everything we can to track it down.
01:24You don't have to track it down.
01:25It's Celia's dog.
01:27It's dangerous.
01:29I've been sort of Jivea here in the news.
01:32Brilliant.
01:33Oh, I'll be back.
01:35I can't believe they're taking a word for it.
01:43That's not what he said.
01:46I'm sure you're okay.
01:49Good girl.
01:49That's good.
01:50Oh, great.
01:54That's all that is.
01:56I just want to apologize.
01:57I've got to get inside.
01:59Yes, that's what I've got to say.
02:00I think you had a full pair of files today.
02:04Well, I can counsel it.
02:05No, I really would feel possessed.
02:08That's what I need.
02:11Why do you sweat legs?
02:12Because it is your birthday.
02:15I'm married.
02:20How are you doing?
02:37Hello?
02:41There's, um...
02:42There's Mackenzie around.
02:46Who's asking?
02:47Oh, I'm Ray.
02:49Hey, we're setting up a new farm supplies business in the area.
02:52I'm just putting the feelings out,
02:54letting people know what we offer.
02:57And you are...
02:58I'm just going to labour as well.
03:00It's more of a farm, so you need to be it.
03:02Well, just...
03:03Mackenzie said he'd show me the set-up first,
03:05see if it was worth pursuing.
03:10So, um...
03:12Do you know where we can find him?
03:15Uh, Tone and the Barnes.
03:16Do you know where we can find him in particular?
03:21Look, mate, I'm...
03:22I'm Bob and they...
03:23No one tells me anything.
03:28I can check this upstairs.
03:43You can manage to.
03:49They, uh, needed me to pick the car up,
03:51so I took a taxi over
03:53should have done that in the first place.
03:56I really am sorry, son,
04:10for the things I said yesterday.
04:13Oh, that's all right.
04:14Yeah, I know you meant it.
04:17The last thing I want is for us to fall out.
04:21I know, sis, you're not denying it, though.
04:23Well, I went a bit far.
04:28I weren't fair.
04:30The things I said.
04:36Sorry, which bit do you mean?
04:37Do you mean...
04:38Mandy making money?
04:40Or Charles sleeping with Al, or my...
04:43Any of it.
04:46The point is, people like Celia...
04:49I mean, they're no better than playing around bullies.
04:51You need to stand up to them.
04:53The thing is, Dad,
04:55that advice never works.
04:58More than sitting down and feeling sorry to yourself.
05:03I better go again.
05:06It's all right.
05:07No, it's not.
05:12Well, and...
05:13Get out of your way for a bit.
05:14What's that you're talking about?
05:30You can't just set an idea.
05:33They said you're okay with it.
05:34You're a million, aren't they?
05:35I'm not.
05:36I was going to think about it.
05:38I spoke to Lewis.
05:40You can see how important three cells to do is to him.
05:43Well, that's important to me at all.
05:46Well, at least the money part is.
05:47We can still make a decent work.
05:49We just...
05:50Gotta do it properly.
05:53It's always nice to take a...
05:56Bit of pride in your work.
05:59Here you are.
06:01Follow the Mackenzie's.
06:03And you really shouldn't be here.
06:06Well, you made it sound like it was worth a day out.
06:08Best crop in Yorkshire, you reckon?
06:12So he's a dealer.
06:14Oh, I think we found the brains in the outfit.
06:16That's exactly what he is.
06:18I'm just kidding.
06:20I can explain to...
06:21Stay out of it.
06:23Same goes for you.
06:24This isn't for sale.
06:26Well, it certainly looks the business.
06:28What's the THC?
06:29I don't know for medicinal use.
06:31That's all it's getting used for.
06:32I don't know who told you that.
06:37No one did.
06:38It's my crop.
06:39I decide.
06:42Just give him the stuff that's loaded.
06:44No.
06:45He said no.
06:48So do you want...
06:50All of it?
06:52That's agreed.
06:53We haven't agreed.
06:55You really don't want to miss me about.
06:59I'll stop.
07:02You already had a buyer lined up.
07:12I thought I was trying to talk him round.
07:14Didn't let me nothing yesterday.
07:16I thought you finally understood me.
07:19That you were on my side.
07:20I thought you were on my side.
07:22Oh, hi.
07:34Shouldn't you be...
07:35Anywhere but here?
07:37It's nice to see you as well.
07:39You've had your own bit to bits.
07:42Is that what's happened?
07:43You must have been terrified.
07:45And from what Mandy told me,
07:47Baren had been...
07:47I know!
07:50Sorry.
07:51I just don't want to think about it.
07:54Well, it's not.
07:55It's your birthday.
07:56She'll be taking you for a pint.
07:58I can't.
07:59I'm into my ethics.
08:00Strong ones.
08:00And...
08:01I'm busy.
08:03God, sorry.
08:04Something wrong?
08:08You know, apart from the obvious.
08:09No.
08:10And I can't sit around here
08:11for all the time for myself all day as well.
08:13Oh, yes.
08:14You definitely can.
08:15In fact, that's exactly what you should be doing
08:17given the circumstances.
08:19Why are you here?
08:20It's not to see me.
08:23I just don't need to ask her on something.
08:25I think she's going to call that.
08:28Yeah, Fayeburn.
08:30I think she's going to be all right.
08:32Well, it wasn't you to me, wasn't it?
08:33Are you sure you're all right?
08:36Yes, I will be.
08:39Let's get this fucking stock tape finished.
08:44Well, take it easy then.
09:03So, he goes to smack him.
09:24And the other bloke ducks.
09:26Ends up laying out his own scene, mate.
09:27Bonniest thing I've seen on a rugby pitch.
09:30That is hilarious, Sean.
09:34The new stables are finally finished.
09:35I need to go and check on them before my meet-up.
09:38No idea what time I'll be back,
09:40so don't wake up.
09:42Anyone I know?
09:43Oh, and I need you to go through the rest of the rentals
09:48before Hullhurst take over.
09:50Make sure no one else is behind on their prints.
09:53Since you did such a good job yesterday.
10:02Make sure you keep an eye on her as well.
10:05Actually, I notice if I turn up at a meeting.
10:07Hello, Kim?
10:10You in?
10:11Oh, good.
10:11You get to go again.
10:14Well, actually, I know that you are,
10:17because your car's outside.
10:19It's the guy you stay.
10:20You stay here, I will get rid of him.
10:23Oh.
10:25You're just letting yourself into people's houses now.
10:27Wow.
10:28That's what kind of mood of me.
10:30I need to speak to Kim.
10:31Kim's not here.
10:33You'll have to come back another time.
10:36No chance.
10:37I need to speak to her.
10:48I hear you've been telling tales.
10:51Making up stories.
10:54Apparently, I own a big, bad wolf.
10:57I'm not making that up, are I?
10:58Trespassing on my land,
11:00which you are currently doing again,
11:02doesn't make me responsible
11:04for anything that happens to you while you're there.
11:06Right, well, I think you'll find it under section three
11:08of the dangerous dogs.
11:11Begging your pardon, Your Honour.
11:14But I don't think that applies to strays.
11:16I bet the police would like to know why you're wandering around with a gun, though.
11:22Oh, um, this is just a veterinary bolt gun.
11:26And the reason why I've got it is because,
11:29well,
11:31some animals need to be dealt with.
11:33For their own benefit.
11:34Really?
11:35Rather than anything else.
11:36Then you'll be pleased to hear.
11:37You can stand down, Mr. Muncy Killer.
11:41I shot at myself an hour ago.
11:43What?
11:43I tend to do that to things that come onto my land uninvited.
11:47I think you're lying.
11:47Do you want to try me?
11:58Leave!
12:00I need to protect my sheep.
12:02I don't want to stray wandering around any more than you do.
12:06As I said, I've done you a favour.
12:09And now I'd like you to leave.
12:12That's all I've seen in.
12:14The body.
12:14Already disposed of.
12:17And the police were very grateful to hear it.
12:20Really, really?
12:22Right, well, I might be to ring them.
12:25See if you want to come over and have a prop up.
12:27I think they've got better things to do.
12:30You're docking.
12:31This doesn't exist.
12:33So I suggest you leave before I call the police myself.
12:37I'm porting you for that thing.
12:39I said.
12:41It's just a bolt gun.
12:42Except I don't want a gun.
12:45And I'm here.
12:48All by myself.
12:51Being faced.
12:53With an armed and treachery.
12:55Oh, hi.
12:55With a gun to my head.
12:56Stop running.
12:57I'm threatened.
12:58What?
12:59You're in sin.
13:00Only occasionally, but I am a very good actor when I need to be.
13:04So I suggest you scuttle of home and forget you ever even saw a dog.
13:08Or I'll stop asking nicely.
13:12Hello!
13:14Roar!
13:15Hello!
13:21Hello!
13:23Why are you doing this?
13:35I don't even know why you're here
13:37I certainly can't help you with anything
13:39I knew it
13:44I already said Kim is in here
13:47Okay
13:47Oh
13:49This is Sean
13:52I've hired him to do some odd jobs around the estate
13:56If that's okay with you
13:58In a samscha
13:59Other jobs
14:00Not that it's any of your business
14:03Aye
14:04Once once that includes decorated does it
14:07I'm going to be finding someone for that upstairs
14:08Aye mate
14:11I'll tell Kim that you called over
14:14Do I know you?
14:26Go away
14:27Not until I saw this on you
14:30I said you'd make him back off but you had a buyer all along
14:33I didn't know it was a done deal I swear
14:35You lied to me
14:36It wasn't like that
14:38But we needed money for the farm
14:40And I've really spoken it
14:42What?
14:44It made me realise just
14:45How much this matters
14:47I'm sorry
14:49I don't care about how sorry you are
14:52I don't care about letting my customers down
14:55Lewis
14:58Let him go
15:00We'd sort of the rest of the stuff in there
15:04No we don't
15:07Deal's on
15:07You think that's how this works?
15:11I'm not using my brother just because you decided to do whatever the hell you wanted
15:15Ross
15:17The farm's going to go under
15:18And that's on you
15:19So find a way to solve it
15:21That doesn't involve me
15:23Or Lewis
15:24Or selling us out to some two-bit dealer
15:25It'll be more than just
15:27There you've got to worry about
15:28All right
15:39Bunch of series today
15:44To the field
15:45Why would you have to have adopted?
15:47Because I'm not a doorman
15:48Pleased with yourself
15:50Yes as happens
15:51I'm proud of your son
15:53I hope you told her what for
15:55Well
15:56She said she'd report me to the police if she ever saw me there again
15:59Well for pity's sake
16:01What's wrong now?
16:04Oh
16:05Not
16:05What happened?
16:07Are you okay?
16:08I can see you are
16:09I should never listen to you
16:12Stand up to boys
16:15Bet you were one
16:17Well you take that back
16:18In fact you're still one aren't you?
16:21I'm also able to describe someone who chucks every single little bit of support you give them back in your face
16:26It makes you feel completely worthless for even trying
16:28Is that even paying?
16:29No it needs saying
16:30It feels like this
16:31Exactly like this
16:33It's the only way some people understand isn't that right dad?
16:37I never wanted to upset you
16:39Namby Pamby
16:41Get some balls sewn on
16:43I was worried about you I told you
16:45Well I could do without your fatherly advice thank you very much
16:49In fact I could do without you being around at all
16:51Have it?
16:51So why don't you get your stuff
16:53And get in your car
16:54And go and see your little mate in Ireland
16:56Let him put up with you
16:57God help him
17:00Look I am trying to be patient
17:09There are things that we need to do
17:10You know I have definitely heard that voice somewhere before
17:14You're not a mate of Corey's are you?
17:17Who?
17:18Corey Sanderson
17:19He's a scumbag
17:20He used to work for me
17:21No he's not
17:22He's just moved here
17:23Oh right
17:23Where from?
17:24What?
17:29Is that a secret?
17:32Shuttleworth
17:32Tiny place out
17:33Berryway
17:34I've never heard of it
17:36Do you need his last two months utility bills?
17:39His rental receipts?
17:40What?
17:41Got one of them voices like on the radio
17:43People say it all the time
17:45Yeah
17:47That must be it
17:49Anyway
17:50You need to leave now
17:52Because I need to go
17:53Then I'm not leaving you here by yourself
17:54Okay
17:55It's okay
17:57Just call me
17:59Where are you going?
18:13Away from me
18:13You should have kicked him out
18:14As soon as he arrived
18:15I was trying
18:16Not very hard
18:17Me and you are done
18:18What?
18:19I'm not hanging around
18:19While he figures out who I am
18:21He's got no idea who you are
18:22He thinks you've some handyman
18:24From
18:24Where was it?
18:26Shuttleworth
18:27My grand lives there
18:28Yeah
18:29Nice
18:30Look you don't have to worry
18:31He doesn't come here often
18:33He and Kim don't get on
18:35I don't care
18:37It's too risky
18:38Alright
18:38Well you know where the money is
18:40Good call
18:48No
18:51No
18:52That's okay
18:53That's okay
18:53Nusher
18:54Yeah
18:56Yeah
18:57It just would have been nice
18:58To have seen you again
18:59That's all
19:00But if you're not up to it
19:01Then
19:01Of course I understand
19:04Yeah
19:05Another time then
19:07But yeah
19:09You take care
19:11Bye now
19:12That time is up
19:32Don't want to restrain yourself
19:34Says the man standing at the bar
19:36Yeah
19:37I've been on my own all day
19:38Do you have any idea
19:39How hard it is running that place on your own
19:41Got any help
19:42What's going on with you and him
19:46Oh
19:47You don't let her know
19:47Yes
19:48Johnman is first
19:49The
19:50The
19:50Originist place
19:51So
19:59I really want to cancel
20:03One gun set
20:04What I've tried everything that I can
20:06The deal is off
20:08Whether Ray thinks it is or not
20:10What am I supposed to do
20:12I'm not interested
20:13Lewis is refusing to talk to me
20:15Which is down to you
20:16Can we just deal with one thing
20:19At a time
20:19Starting with all those
20:20Lovely plants
20:21That are going to stop me from getting the leaves
20:23I don't care
20:25Also look
20:26It's
20:27It's
20:27One deal
20:28Right
20:29Lewis can do whatever he wants after that
20:31It's a bit late for that
20:32Lewis was counting on me
20:34He's never going to trust us again
20:35All the more reason to steal to Ray then
20:38Isn't he
20:38You are unbelievable
20:40Do you know that
20:41We are in this
20:42Whether we like it or not
20:43If we don't do it
20:45Ray will come after me
20:46And probably you and Lewis as well
20:48Well I'd like to see him try
20:49He's hardly the godfather is he
20:51But he's welcome to snap me in half
20:53If it were just about me
20:54Then that would be fine
20:55But it's not
20:56Is it
20:57Because Moira needs that money
20:59You know she does
20:59Do you ever listen
21:00Lewis
21:02Was counting on me
21:03I don't realise how much that meant
21:06Until I let you ruin it
21:07So up for the last time
21:09The deal's off
21:10Well I think I've got all I need
21:30Unless you want me gone for good
21:32My father's just free
21:34A couple of months
21:35Well
21:37To be honest
21:38I don't really know
21:42Nash has got a spare room
21:46And
21:46Says it's mine
21:48Long as I need
21:49It will run with me
21:57Calling your names
22:00And
22:00Saying you're weak
22:02When that's the last thing you know
22:04Maybe she'll go
22:06We'll call you
22:08When you settle it
22:09Nash's
22:09Yeah
22:09I love you
22:14And
22:24I'm sorry
22:25I'm really sorry
22:27For everything
22:29You're
22:47You
22:47You
22:50You
22:52You
22:53You
24:24This is my engagement party dress and the engagement party is next week when we start dieting.
24:31Well, you won't lose out in a week, will you?
24:33Pardon?
24:33Sorry, it feels like I've said the wrong thing here, but I don't know why.
24:38Well, here's an idea.
24:40Maybe if you don't know if you're saying the right thing, don't say anything at all.
24:43But then I spend my whole life in silence.
24:45And everyone would say, hey.
24:47Oh, well, it looks all right, have you?
24:52Yeah, it looks amazing.
24:54We can have a good time.
24:57Well, enthusiasm.
24:59Well, it's just, it's just, you know, I don't, I don't care about all the fuss.
25:03Even better.
25:04Let's get that wedding ring on your finger and call you mine.
25:08Oh, come here.
25:10No, not the dress.
25:11Well, come here, in the dress or out of the dress.
25:13Come here.
25:14Hi.
25:15Hi.
25:16Hi.
25:17Okay, you're good.
25:28Consider.
25:36There's a proper end of clothes going on downstairs.
25:40Now, I couldn't decide whether to get you.
25:42A premium poncho.
25:46Or some minging crocheted slipper socks.
25:49Oh, just people trying to raise money for the hospital.
25:53Yeah, I know.
25:56I'll give you this one more you instead.
25:59Thanks.
26:02Guessing Graham sent me to try and make me feel like you've got mugs.
26:05Oh, no, as if.
26:06Everybody knows you haven't got any of those.
26:09I'll just use a screen to be back at work.
26:12I heard you smash the cancer.
26:15I knew you would.
26:16No, I've not had the results yet.
26:19My bad, I thought.
26:22I'm sorry.
26:24And even if I haven't, I'll come back eventually.
26:27Well, Cammie, thanks for visiting, but I was actually just about to get some sleep.
26:33Oh, yeah.
26:34Right, sure.
26:35Um, maybe another time then, yeah?
26:38What are you doing?
27:06You just have to work.
27:07How come you bet?
27:08I got his dog's breakfast.
27:11Double sausage box.
27:13Thank you very much.
27:14Let's take the one for later, if that's all right.
27:16Go on for a little bit soon.
27:18Oh, I won't have it now.
27:20I need to go back to work.
27:21I was in there yesterday.
27:22Well, you just need dinner now.
27:24I can't stay up forever, can I?
27:25Babes are two days.
27:27It's not crazy.
27:28No, but I need to get back to reality or whatever the fella Eminem said.
27:33Oh, what?
27:35The man didn't get saved by a big dog, did he?
27:37It's hard to tell.
27:40It's okay if you want to ring your dad.
27:42I don't.
27:43It's not like you're giving in, you know.
27:45Yeah, but he'd see it like that.
27:46But that's not why I'm not doing it.
27:50Do you want me to ring him?
27:52I don't think he deserves it.
27:53Look, I just want you to be happy.
27:56I am.
27:56How can I not be?
27:57I've got this now.
27:58See you in a minute.
28:08Hello.
28:11Hi.
28:12Bye-bye.
28:14Bye.
28:18Why?
28:20Last tenants were very young.
28:23I mean, they'd say to make a decent call of it by all accounts,
28:26but then, well, life happened, and we rocked up,
28:31and they thought he was still living here with us.
28:36But, you know, he had a few things going on at the time.
28:39So he kicked him out?
28:41No.
28:42No, it wasn't like that.
28:43Yeah, but something like that.
28:46No, we actually helped him as best we could.
28:49But, Lewis, if you tried hard enough,
28:53I'm sure you'd be able to find fault in most things that I've done.
28:57But do you want to spend your time acting like some Twitter troll,
29:01or would you prefer to just chill out now and then?
29:06It's not called Twitter anymore.
29:09An option two, I suppose.
29:11Can I borrow you?
29:13So, um, what happened to this guy?
29:16Well, he found a place.
29:19I mean, he's a Sogdon.
29:21He lived in the village for years, but...
29:24No, he doesn't.
29:26Just for a quick minute.
29:28Oh, yeah, because that's how time works,
29:29being I've been slowing down.
29:31Maybe outside.
29:33Or...
29:34You know what?
29:35I'm going to go to Leeds.
29:37I'll be back at 2.45.
29:39See ya.
29:40See ya.
29:44So what have you done to him?
29:46What, do you think I've done something?
29:48Because I have met you,
29:49and he just completely ignored you.
29:51No, he didn't.
29:53He said that thing about time.
29:55What's going on?
29:59Nothing.
30:00It's...
30:00Brother stuff.
30:02Brother stuff.
30:04Sort it out.
30:05I'm trying.
30:06Try harder.
30:07It's still you.
30:19Sorry.
30:19Um...
30:20Twist.
30:24Uh...
30:24Twist.
30:30You bust.
30:30Oh, damn it.
30:34I mean, you twisted on a 20.
30:38What?
30:40You tell me.
30:43Me?
30:45Oh, I'm good.
30:47Me?
30:48Oh, God.
30:48It's just...
30:56I won't be able to go to my own lad's funeral.
30:59So what?
31:01It's the big thing.
31:03It's people stood round a hole in the ground.
31:07Wow.
31:08Well, is it not?
31:08I didn't get the chance to say goodbye today
31:13properly when he left.
31:14I mean, and that's pointing it mildly,
31:15but...
31:16And now...
31:18I can't.
31:19And you think you need a coffin and a vicar to do that?
31:23Honestly, is your last name even Dingle?
31:34Sorry about the time.
31:36Temporary lights.
31:37Dundalk pass.
31:37Somebody get to try skipping through.
31:39Got forced off the road by a truck coming the other way.
31:42And we pulled out.
31:45She's, uh...
31:47Why are the trucks all muddy?
31:49It's no damage.
31:50Oh, good.
31:52Grab a coffee if you want.
31:54No, she'll probably get started, shouldn't she?
31:56I'm not sure how many more starts you have left, I'm afraid.
32:01Got a payment plan, too.
32:03They're fine.
32:04First payment's due next week.
32:06Yay!
32:07Well, I'm probably scraped by without a waste.
32:10Seven a minute.
32:10Oh.
32:11How big of it?
32:12Several years.
32:13Well, with the last two years I've spent.
32:18Seems like it's...
32:19It's been like a life on this.
32:21Well, I don't really feel any worse.
32:24I've appeared to find...
32:25Sorry, Murad.
32:27I didn't mean to.
32:29Do what you've got to do.
32:31Get that.
32:31What I meant was, when I knew I was got a lot, I thought, yeah, back to bus, innit?
32:45Back to how things were.
32:46Which is why you turned up at the church for Aaron?
32:51This is when I realised, oh, yeah, everything's changed and I don't quite belong.
32:57This place has made me feel like I do.
32:59Much to my surprise.
33:00Yeah, well, much to my surprise.
33:03Well, it's their really good memory.
33:06I guess all that making number plates and presents stood me in good stead.
33:09You really remind me of Andy sometimes.
33:14Well, John, he's a grafter as well.
33:16High praise indeed.
33:17Coffee or not?
33:18Yeah.
33:19I don't know.
33:20Nope.
33:20No.
33:28So, how'd he end up working here for a while, John?
33:32Oh, Cain took him on by way of putting cash in his pocket.
33:35After Aaron and Mackenzie accidentally dumped his van in the lake.
33:39Is that old chestnut?
33:40Yep.
33:42Tanted lad, eh?
33:44Farm hand, machine fixer, doctor, or whatever he is.
33:49Oh, whatever he is.
33:50Closer, I know you.
33:52Well, I'd like to be.
33:53She's a bit closed off.
33:56You found that?
33:57I'm not sure about closed off.
34:00He is quiet, yeah.
34:01Says what needs saying or otherwise keeps his mouth shut.
34:05Very general man, in other words.
34:09Yeah.
34:10He's great.
34:14Your great-granddad's actually, and it was...
34:18When was that picnic?
34:21And Shadrach's and all.
34:23I mean, it was...
34:25Sad.
34:26Maybe there was another waste of it.
34:28You know, you feel...
34:30Not normal.
34:32But it's life.
34:36You bury your parents and...
34:39Well, you're not meant to bury your kids.
34:42There would be an issue for me.
34:43I know.
34:48I'm sorry, um...
34:50Can we change subject?
34:51No, it's fine.
34:53It won't be an issue for you either, because we're all bards, so few, eh?
34:58Have you ever thought about becoming a counsellor?
35:00Because...
35:00Don't.
35:02Look, I live with the thought of death every single day, Gwendy.
35:05I can't let it get me sad, or I'd have no space to think about anything else.
35:12Look.
35:13Tracy's seeing Nate off on her tomb, so...
35:16Can you do it on yours?
35:19Yeah.
35:22Someone's been getting on to me by that, I know.
35:25Yeah, well, I'm way more persuasive.
35:29What was it my great-granddad said?
35:31No vicar, no God, no tears.
35:33I think mine is a verse, too.
35:39Music, whisky, and dancing until dawn.
35:42Verse two again.
35:43Not a dancer.
35:45Honestly.
35:47Well, what were you thinking?
35:50I don't know.
35:51Um, I do know that you don't need a church, a graveyard, or a coffin.
35:58We could do something by the farm, something by the lake.
36:02Not the lake.
36:03Yeah, sorry.
36:07What would you choose?
36:09And choose for you, because...
36:11May it's not here, but you are, and...
36:14You know, it might help.
36:15We all want you to come out on the other side and...
36:18Be the...
36:19Happy chappy you always were.
36:21Happy chappy you always wanted to come out on the other side of the road.
36:24You're a bad person.
36:26It's genetic.
36:29Will you do something?
36:34For you, I will consider it.
36:37Okay.
36:38Good night.
36:58Hi, this is Mackenzie. Leave a message, or just take a click on the phone first.
37:10You have two options. You can call me back and keep your head on your shoulders,
37:15or you can ignore this call and avoid me for the rest of your miserable life.
37:20Call me back!
37:28I'm going to kill him.
37:45Just a chance there at all the people's shirts next time, Mr. Tompkins.
37:50He called his cat Mr. Tompkins.
37:54He's Mr. Tompkins.
37:56Um, how you doing?
38:00For a pig?
38:02How's Larry?
38:04As a sunboy. As Larry the sunboy riding a pig in...
38:08Howdy.
38:11How are the Terminator and Rocky?
38:15Who?
38:16The Vienna Blues, they came in yesterday.
38:18Oh, them two. Yeah, they were a little bit frisky just now, actually.
38:22Right. That means they do their meds.
38:25You all right at the desk?
38:25Yeah.
38:27I'll put this up.
38:28Um, what can we manage if we do on?
38:30I'll check it out without a mic.
38:32We'll get on then.
38:37Within a second.
38:39Do you need walk-ins?
38:41It's okay, it's lovely.
38:43It's friendly.
38:45Look.
38:45I'm sorry, I'll let you go.
38:57Hello.
38:58You've ordered from me, I'm starving.
39:00Uh, no.
39:01Okay, well I'm not even looking at that.
39:02Um, how special, extra cheese.
39:05Can you?
39:06Uh, I'm not waiting until the party.
39:08What, say I'm just a bit?
39:09Right, so, guest list.
39:10Who are you inviting?
39:12Well, just family, I suppose.
39:13Uh, how many?
39:15All of them?
39:16I thought they were all going to want to be there.
39:18What, they'll be booze?
39:20Yeah, but it'll be, you know, sophisticated.
39:22Okay, well, make sure I'll spare the welly gold then.
39:24Oh, no, no, I'm not drinking from any welly of any colour.
39:27Oh, I see about that.
39:28Right, Dingles, I'll put, uh, Sam.
39:31Well, you can put where you like, but we'll all be in there.
39:34And Cammy, obviously, you want him there.
39:37Well, I mean, we don't have to fight Cammy.
39:41But he's your friend.
39:42Not really.
39:43You've been hanging around with him for weeks.
39:46I just think we need to stick to sensible numbers, you know,
39:48and I need to order.
39:50But, yeah, um, don't put Cammy down.
39:54I'm putting Cammy down.
39:56Oh, thanks.
40:02Ta-da!
40:03Stormed in, saying dogs can stick.
40:05He planted himself there and he's not spoken since.
40:07You know I'm not deaf.
40:08I do, sweetheart.
40:09What's happened?
40:10You know I can speak.
40:11Yes, I do, sweetheart, but you're not in much of it, have you?
40:15Um, we had a dog in.
40:18I didn't see because I was in the other room, but I get the impression.
40:21Basically, it puts its paws on me being friendly.
40:24And I ran away like it put a gun in my face because, hello, hi, I'm Paddy.
40:31And I freak out over nothing.
40:34And it's been forever since I last acted like an actual man.
40:38Okay.
40:39If you had to put a number on it, what percentage of this would you say is actually about the dog?
40:46A hundred.
40:48And if you weren't lying?
40:50Oh, this is about your dad.
40:53No.
40:54It's not, it's not, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's about, it's, it's part of something that, do you know what I'd really like?
41:06If I had a week to try not to react to something that makes everything so much worse,
41:15and then ends up with me, sat here, reading a flipping hair magazine.
41:21I've got some good stories to say.
41:22This woman, she stuffed a cushion with the hair of a dead husband, and then the cushioning looks...
41:28I'm a disaster.
41:31No, you're not.
41:34Now look, if you want to come into work, it's all right.
41:36I'll see you then.
41:37And if you don't want to come into work, it's all right, then I'll see you whenever.
41:42Okay?
41:43All right?
41:51I'm failing at home.
41:53And I'm failing at work.
41:54You're not failing me.
41:56Okay.
41:58I probably will, then.
42:01I'm too much in love for you to notice.
42:03Do you think it would be a good idea to, uh, do we go?
42:10I don't know.
42:12Do you think it's worth a try?
42:22Where's all the stuff?
42:24You tell me.
42:27Now.
42:29What, you think I took it?
42:31Well, I don't think you've smoked it.
42:32Well, that wouldn't be a very smart thing to do now, would it?
42:35No.
42:35But then again, you're not a very smart person, are you?
42:40Can you put that down?
42:41Oh, I'm going to put it down.
42:43Your throat.
42:44Now, where is it?
42:45Have you still got it, or have you sold it already?
42:47Try option number three.
42:48Never had it.
42:50Can you put it down, please?
42:51Oh, I will.
42:52When it's covered in your blood.
42:53Okay, oh, fine.
42:54I was going to take it.
42:55But then...
42:56I got cold feet.
42:57All right?
42:58I called Ray, and then I thought,
43:00if I did take it, and Lewis left,
43:01would end up in a very similar situation to what we're in right now.
43:04Plus, also, I did want to be the person
43:06that would make you lose your brother.
43:08Oh, a quick line.
43:09Top marks.
43:10Now I'm going to be the person
43:11that makes Moira lose her brother.
43:13Call, call Ray.
43:14No.
43:15On my phone.
43:16Yeah?
43:17I'll do it.
43:18Okay.
43:19Face ID is not working.
43:21No.
43:23Right, okay.
43:24So, there.
43:25When and where?
43:279.30.
43:28From Ray.
43:28Don't take all day.
43:30Noon.
43:30From Ray.
43:31Missed call an hour ago.
43:33From Ray.
43:37Is this some sort of wind-up?
43:39No, I was going to call you and warn you,
43:41but then...
43:43Then I kind of thought I would just call you in a sort.
43:47But Lewis has gone to Leeds.
43:49Sorry?
43:55And can you think why?
43:57I don't know.
43:57He's not my brother.
44:00Oh, right.
44:02You think that he's taken it to sail it?
44:05All of it?
44:06How?
44:06I don't know.
44:08And I really hope no.
44:09Because if he gets caught with that amount on him,
44:10he's looking at a stertzer and he'll never survive.
44:12Ow!
44:24Ow!
44:25Ow!
44:25Ow!
44:26Ow!
44:27Ow!
44:28Ow!
44:29Ow!
44:30Ow!
44:31Ow!
44:32Ow!
44:33Ow!
44:34Ow!
44:35Ow!
44:36Ow!
44:37Ow!
44:38Ow!
44:39Ow!
44:40Ow!
44:41Ow!
44:42Ow!
44:43Ow!
44:44Ow!
44:45Ow!
44:46Ow!
44:47Ow!
44:48Ow!
44:49Ow!
44:50Ow!
44:51Ow!
44:52Ow!
44:53Ow!
44:54So, who's Saver?
45:05Trippies, are they?
45:07For my sake, I reckon.
45:10She's a wee trippin'.
45:12Yeah, and then some.
45:15She reckons we should do some of the Vinat's memorial, you know, together.
45:21So you're going with it?
45:23Well, Sam will be pleased.
45:26What are you thinking?
45:28I don't know.
45:31I mean, whatever we do on the day, that...
45:34It's just over and done with, and then we all go to bed.
45:39Don't want to forget him.
45:42I know you don't.
45:45How about a field?
45:47You know, a wee corner of one.
45:50We could grow things in it.
45:52You know, I know, idea.
45:55Yeah.
45:57The kids, they could...
45:58They could help out, couldn't they?
46:01Yeah.
46:02Maybe somewhere for Frankie to bring them.
46:04She'll need another for her mother when she rots in prison, though.
46:11Okay.
46:14Anyway, there you go, then.
46:18There will always be a part of the mother's home.
46:22Oh.
46:23For as long as we're at the end of the day, guys.
46:27Hey.
46:28We are going nowhere.
46:37Hi, Lewis here.
46:38Leave a message after the turn.
46:40Hi.
46:41Lewis.
46:41Me.
46:42Again.
46:43Please, can you call me back?
46:46Oh.
46:47Don't call me back, if you don't want to.
46:49But if you've got the stuff, then get rid of it.
46:52Anywhere.
46:53Immediately.
46:54And don't be seen.
46:56Okay, come back safe.
47:04I've been calling you.
47:06I muted you.
47:07Why?
47:08In case you called me.
47:10Did you send the stuff?
47:12What stuff?
47:13The stuff.
47:14Sorry, emphasising the definite article doesn't make any less cryptic.
47:18Did you upload the weed?
47:20What, no.
47:22What, you brought it back?
47:24From where?
47:25From where you've been?
47:26Leeds!
47:27Why was there stuff in Leeds?
47:30Right.
47:31Let me just clarify this for my own sanity.
47:35Have you been in Leeds to sell the stuff?
47:38Of course not.
47:39I'd end up in prison if I got caught with that.
47:42Being at my dance class I could do every week.
47:45Are you telling me the stuff's gone?
47:49How much?
47:52All of it.
47:54The planes, the seedlings, the dry stuff.
47:57I want it back.
47:58Yeah.
47:58You and me both, kiddo.
48:00Either you're guessing at me or Mackenzie's taking it.
48:02So which one?
48:04Well, definitely not the first one.
48:07So Mackenzie.
48:07Look, I've had firm words with him.
48:09I don't think he's in on it.
48:11I'm in the dark as much as you, mate.
48:13So who the hell has taken it?
48:15I don't know.
48:23Is this your first time selling drugs?
48:27As it happens, yeah.
48:29Yeah.
48:29Yeah, it is.
48:31It shows.
48:32I deal in the finished product.
48:35I'm a businessman.
48:36I'm not a horticulturist.
48:39Right, well, you can still use the dried stuff as well as them.
48:44Right.
48:45On this occasion.
48:48Yeah.
48:51I started to think this wasn't going to happen.
48:55They'll have a way of getting people what they want.
48:59You sure about that?
49:00So, just the finished product next time, yeah?
49:03Oh, no, there won't be a next time.
49:05This was a wild-time phenomenon.
49:08Well, let's see how you feel about that, Barry.
49:12So?
49:14I'm using this for some other prune.
49:18Yeah, what's that?
49:20Causing mayhem.
49:21Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no