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00:00Hey, tell you what, this is one show you do not...
00:04Hey, man, I wonder if he knows karate!
00:06What do you mean karate?
00:07Yeah, they call him pork chop!
00:09Folks, stick around, Heat is next, live on MTV!
00:30Hello, and welcome to Sunday Night Heat, here live on MTV!
00:40We're coming straight out of the world's most biggest city, the heart of Times Square!
00:44It is the WWF New York!
00:46And just moments ago, you saw shots of Fozzie coming into the building, and they were with...
00:53Mooguz McQueen!
00:55And United Nations striking resembling between Mooguz McQueen and Mr. Chris McQueen.
01:00Now, you might find that answer out tonight, if you stick around.
01:02My name is DJ Scribble, it's Sunday Night Heat, and it's live right here, WWF New York Style!
01:10All right, everyone!
01:12Put your hands together for one of the most exciting superstars of the World Wrestling Federation!
01:18And it's not you, Taz!
01:20Please welcome, Y2J, Chris Jenko!
01:30Leave yourself somewhere!
01:39I'm gonna freeze!
01:42Break the world!
02:17And it is absolutely tremendous to be hosting Heat tonight when my favorite band in the world is playing, and that is Fozzie!
02:47Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie! Fozzie!
02:54And a lot of people have noticed some similarities between Moone Goose McQueen, Fozzie's Lead Singer, and Y2J.
03:03But, I mean, in a lot of ways, they're the exact same person.
03:09I mean, we both need to entertain our fans.
03:17We both love to perform.
03:23And we're both fairly good-looking guys.
03:27But, I mean, there's also a lot of similarities between Taz and a Halloween pumpkin.
03:37I mean, they're both orange.
03:41They both have a scary face.
03:45And they're both built like a gourd.
03:50What do you think is so funny?
03:53But tonight, it ain't about Taz.
03:56Tonight, it's about Fozzie.
03:59Tonight, it's about Moon Goose McQueen.
04:04And tonight, it's about Y2J, the Ayatollah of Rock and Roller.
04:11And it starts right now on Sunday Night Heat.
04:18You know, the thing that I can't get, get that smirsch off your face while I knock it off.
04:25The thing I can't get is who the hell says Jericho could be on my show?
04:31MTV is more Taz Vickers, and I owe you.
04:33Moon Goose and Jericho are two different people.
04:36There's no way in hell Jericho could ever be as cool as Moon Goose.
04:41She's a punk.
04:42Welcome to Sunday Night Heat.
04:43Michael Corwin, Taz.
04:44I like these new microphones.
04:45I feel like Britney Spears.
04:46That's pretty funny because you look like a two.
04:48That's great.
04:49Here comes William Regal, the European champion and the goodwill ambassador from the United
04:53Kingdom of the United States right here on Sunday Night Heat on MTV.
04:57And Taz, what, tonight we're going to have Chris Jericho's here live.
05:01Also, the band Fozzie going to perform live as well.
05:03Just as scheduled for one fall, and it is for the World Wrestling Federation European Championship.
05:09Making his way to the ring for Blackpool England.
05:12Weighing in at 240 pounds, he is the World Wrestling Federation European Champion, William Regal.
05:20That's a fact, MC, uh, Fozzie's in the house and Jericho's here too.
05:26But anyway, uh, William Regal's in the house.
05:30Let's see what he's got to say.
05:31As goodwill ambassador, here in the WWF, I bring greetings and good tidings to all my friends at MTV.
05:42His good friends.
05:43But I must say, I am a little bewildered by some of the musical pieces that you play on
05:51your shows continuously.
05:54I am not exactly sure what the nookie is, but I don't think you should be doing anything
06:00about it.
06:02Now, enough of such rubbish.
06:07An open challenge to any of my friends in the back, for them to come down, so that we
06:15can give you a good, clean wrestling contest, for all of your enjoyment.
06:21Thank you very much.
06:22See, that's what I mean, MC.
06:23That's what it's about, a good, clean wrestling contest.
06:25Well, an open challenge from European Champion William Regal to put the title on the line,
06:29and who's going to accept the challenge, Taz?
06:31I don't know.
06:32We're going to find out.
06:33William Regal has laid out an open challenge, and I can guarantee you this, that's the music
06:39of the hardcore champion, Steve Blackman.
06:41Now, Taz, William Regal is going to have his hands full against perhaps the greatest hardcore
06:57champion of all time.
06:58There's no doubt about it, this is going to be a hell of a matchup, both these guys
07:01can go.
07:02Once a martial artisan, Blackman, hardcore champ, Regal European champ, 5-5, tactical wrestlers
07:08should be great stuff.
07:09So, Steve Blackman against William Regal, European title on the line as we kick off Sunday night
07:13heat.
07:13Still to come a little bit later on, folks, Trish Stratus and TNA in a six-person tag team
07:18matchup against the Hardy Boys and Lita.
07:22Well, that should be hot, and that's all I can say about that.
07:25Hot.
07:25Speaking of hot, Fozzie, Chris Jericho's favorite band along with lead singer Moongoose McQueen
07:30here in the house tonight, and you mentioned that Moongoose and Jericho can't be the same
07:34person.
07:35You know, I've never seen them in the same place at the same time.
07:37That's exactly what I'm talking about.
07:39Yeah, well, anyway, yeah, I'm telling you, Moongoose is the man, by far.
07:43Jericho's a punk.
07:44There's no way he's the same guy.
07:46There's no similarities at all, in my opinion.
07:48European championship on the line.
07:49Steve Blackman goes to work with William Regal.
07:51Lappin' off the ropes up over top of Regal.
07:53First matchup of the night here, Sunday night heat, live from WWE up in New York.
07:56Lappin' misses with the enziguri, and William Regal, tremendous technical wrestler, was in
08:01control.
08:02Taz, I'm glad to see you dressed for the occasion.
08:03This is the Halloween season, black and orange as usual.
08:06Yeah, real funny as usual, Michael.
08:08Listen, I'll make the jokes.
08:09You just sit there and look stupid.
08:10Anyway, by the way, I want to ask you a question.
08:12Do you know who was asking about you?
08:13What?
08:14Who?
08:16That's great.
08:17William Regal, first cover of the matchup.
08:18There's two and a kickout by Steve Blackman.
08:20Another cover by Regal, another kickout by Blackman.
08:22That was a horrible double underhook suplex by William Regal, the European champion.
08:26That was sweet.
08:27Blackman whipped out over the top rope, and look at the strength of Steve Blackman.
08:30Regal's too busy waving at the fans to realize that the lethal weapon is blackened, and Regal
08:35puffed over the top rope.
08:37Both these guys are in tremendous condition.
08:39The size, the cardiovascular condition in both these guys, and they're two contrasting
08:44styles.
08:44That's what I think about this.
08:45Something you'd know about, nothing about, because you're not an athlete.
08:47You're just an idiot.
08:48Taz, keep in mind, this is not a hardcore match.
08:50No hardcore rules.
08:51It's the European title on the line, yet Steve Blackman's got that trash container.
08:55Well, Blackman gets a little confused.
08:56You know, the ref takes it, did his job good.
08:58Blackman's a hardcore champ.
08:59Boom!
09:00Blackman's a hardcore champ.
09:01He's used to using weapons and whatnot, but I don't even think Blackman needs a weapon.
09:05His hands are his weapons.
09:06I mean, this guy is bad to the bone, and he better worry about Regal stretching him and
09:10putting that Regal stretch on him.
09:11Well, Batman tossed over the barricade and into the crowd, and William Regal in control.
09:14Cannot wait, Taz, till tomorrow night.
09:16Raw on TNN, 9 o'clock, 8 central, live from the Fleet Center in Boston.
09:20Inside a steel cage, stone-cold Steve Austin, and 400 pounds of rikishi.
09:25That's going to be awesome, and my fear is for the rattlesnake.
09:29Steve Austin is in trouble.
09:31I think an immense amount of ring rust has been formed on his body after 10 months.
09:37What's going to happen to Austin?
09:39I have to agree with you now, Taz.
09:40If Rikishi comes off the top of that cage with that big body and that splash.
09:44What a shot by Steve Blackman in control.
09:46What a shot to William Regal, the European champion.
09:48Blackman shot to the sternum, and the European title's on the line.
09:51Blackman with a hook of the leg.
09:52Here's the cover.
09:52There's one, two, and a kick out by Regal.
09:54So you make a good point there.
09:56The ring rust could be setting in for stone-cold Steve Austin.
09:58Perhaps Austin doesn't have it anymore.
10:00Perhaps the 10-month layoff has put Rikishi in charge as the man here in the World Wrestling Federation.
10:05Hey, give the man his due.
10:06Give Steve Austin his due.
10:07He had one hell of a run in the World Wrestling Federation by far.
10:11But I think it's over, and coming tomorrow night, it just might be done.
10:15Oh, Regal with a shot.
10:16The European goal to the face of Steve Blackman.
10:19The referee's going to call for the bell, and I believe Regal's going to be disqualified.
10:24But he retains his championship.
10:26Ain't that right?
10:27Here's your winner, the result of a disqualification.
10:31The lethal weapon, Steve Blackman.
10:34So Steve Blackman wins the matchup via disqualification, but he doesn't win the European title.
10:38William Regal remains the European champion right here on Heat.
10:43And Blackman's got those sticks in hand, and he doesn't look too pleased, Taz.
10:47Well, William Regal needs to get his butt out the ring and leave while the getting's good.
10:50Oh, boy.
10:51And look at Blackman.
10:52Great and the cap shot to the back of William Regal, who rolls out of harm's way.
10:56I've been on the end of those sticks, and that ain't fun.
10:59Trust me.
10:59You know nothing about it.
11:00You ain't never been in a ring like Taz.
11:02Those sticks hurt.
11:03Wild night expected on Heat.
11:05Still to come.
11:05Big six-person tag team matchup.
11:07You'll see TNA and Trish Stratus in action against the Hardy Boys, the tag team champions,
11:13and the women's champion, Lita.
11:15There's Fozzie, Taz.
11:16Fozzie's going to perform a little bit later on.
11:19Fozzie, Fozzie, what's up?
11:21I'm going to ask you some questions.
11:23Haven't you ever heard of knocking before?
11:24What do you mean, what's up?
11:25I did.
11:26Who the hell are you?
11:27Rebecca.
11:27I'm just here for Q&A.
11:29Here's my idea, Rebecca.
11:30Shut the hell up.
11:32Okay?
11:33This is MTV.
11:34Maybe you don't realize this, but this is Fozzie.
11:36This is the biggest rock and roll band of all time.
11:38I'm Moon Goose McQueen.
11:39I'm a huge rock star.
11:41So if this happens to be MTV, then we want the guy from MTV to come in here and interview
11:45us, not some kind of an intern.
11:47Okay?
11:47You want a Q&A?
11:48Here's a Q.
11:49What are you doing right now?
11:51A, getting the hell out of our dressing room.
11:53Get out of here.
11:54Go.
11:55Get out of here.
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12:40We used this other sweeper, used it just today.
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12:45No way.
12:45You shoulda used the Swiffer boys.
12:48It's the better kind of sweeper, the real McCoy.
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13:08My name is Master Chief Billis Sunday.
13:10And I am God.
13:12A man who won't give up.
13:14I'm reporting for diving school.
13:15Beware what you wish for.
13:16And a man who won't back down.
13:18You think you're better than me?
13:20You're damn right I am.
13:21Are about to test.
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13:25The limits of survival.
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13:33Because they said I couldn't have it.
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14:00Hello.
14:09Every night at 10, it's your team.
14:11Tell you what, this is one show you do not want to miss.
14:13Your home.
14:14My microphone is on.
14:16Sometimes Jamie Campbell, I don't know if that's a good thing.
14:18Your sports.
14:19Like Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the CFL was working overtime last night.
14:23Sports Central East always serves up your home team news first.
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14:54All night on Raw, Taz.
15:08Rikishi will be inside a steel cage.
15:10He takes on Stone Cold Steve Austin on Raw on TNN.
15:14We get a repeat of what we've just seen.
15:17That Rikishi did to Valvinas have fully loaded.
15:20It will be 3-16.
15:22Splat.
15:23Will it be the end of Stone Cold Steve Austin's career?
15:25Tomorrow night on Raw, 9-8 Central on TNN.
15:28And what about this accomplice?
15:29We saw somebody ambush Stone Cold on SmackDown this past Thursday night.
15:33Who was it?
15:34Who was helping Rikishi out?
15:35Well, the word on the street is, and this buzz came right from Joey Numbis.
15:39Numbis told me who it was.
15:41Well, then who is it?
15:42I can't tell you that.
15:43Well, when are we going to find out?
15:44Maybe on Raw tomorrow night?
15:45Probably tomorrow night on Raw.
15:47There's a good chance you might find out.
15:48Something's buzzing.
15:49Well, it's with Sears, Kevin Kelly, standing by with a Latino heat.
15:53Eddie Guerrero.
15:55Well, Eddie, now that your relationship with China is over, a lot of people are wondering.
15:59Excuse me.
16:00Repeat yourself, Kevin.
16:02Well, I said that now that your relationship with China is over, a lot of people...
16:05That's right.
16:05You know it's over, right?
16:07Yeah.
16:07Yeah, and so do I, and so does everybody else.
16:10But, you know, there is one person that I don't think gets it, you know?
16:14And that's China herself.
16:15I mean, I know I'm getting some phone calls, and then she hangs up.
16:19And then I know that I have some letters that are not signed that I know are China's writing.
16:25But, then again, I mean, baby, who cannot resist my heat?
16:29I know China still wants me.
16:31I know every mamacito wants me, baby.
16:33I'm just oozing.
16:34Kevin, maybe, no, you want me, too.
16:37But let's not go there, baby.
16:38Yeah, let's not.
16:39All right, well, tonight, we're going to take care of the situation.
16:43I'm sorry.
16:44I cannot live like this any longer.
16:47China, she has a surprise coming to her tonight.
16:50Does this mean you're going to settle things with China here tonight on heat?
16:53This means I'm going to do what I have to do.
16:56Stick around and find out.
16:59Can't stop the pain.
17:00What is Eddie Guerrero up to?
17:02You've got to love Latino heat.
17:04He's a straight-up stud.
17:06He's finally doing things the right way.
17:07I love Latino heat.
17:09Straight-up stud, Eddie Guerrero.
17:11And I want to know what he's got planned for China here tonight on heat,
17:13live from WWF New York.
17:19Hey, he's a scribble.
17:20Did he get it?
17:21Yeah.
17:22No.
17:23It's the pigmen.
17:25We're going to hear from Moongoose.
17:27Come on, man.
17:30I vote because it's your civic duty.
17:36Folks, we are just hours away from No Mercy.
17:38He's watching live this Sunday exclusively on pay-per-view.
17:40And, of course, the main event.
17:41The first time Stone Cold Steve Austin has returned to the ring in almost a year.
17:46Stone Cold Steve Austin, Rikishi, one-on-one, no holds barred.
17:50Also, Triple H goes head-to-head with Chris Benoit.
17:52And the WWF title is on the line.
17:55The great one, The Rock, goes head-to-head with the Olympic hero, Kurt Angle.
18:00You know, Coach, in less than one year, I've won the European title, the Intercontinental title.
18:05I've won King of the Ring.
18:06And I will win the WWF title.
18:09Come this Sunday at No Mercy with Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley, I will become a man of the WWF title.
18:16And that, my friend, will be the first time.
18:18The big question is, can Stephanie McMahon-Hemsley help Kurt Angle become a first-time WWF champion?
18:26Folks, No Mercy is live this Sunday from Albany, New York, only on pay-per-view.
18:31Your car never nags.
18:36It never complains about how much time you spend with the guys.
18:40It drinks a little gas is a good thing.
18:44Here's to another great relationship.
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20:00Hey, what's my action figure?
20:02Visit a dealer near you.
20:04Uh-huh.
20:05Man, that sandwich is good.
20:07Is there another one?
20:08We're setting it for dead.
20:09You can't resist Wendy's bacon mushroom melt with all that bacon and cheddar.
20:12Hey, Dave, why don't you stay out of the floor lap?
20:14Okay.
20:15Where's that sandwich?
20:16Here.
20:16I hope you're winning in my life.
20:18Well, you've got to have one.
20:19You've got to have one.
20:20Sit down and listen to your inner voice.
20:22Don't say, block all the lines.
20:25My inner voice says, I like a Wendy's bacon mushroom melt.
20:30Oh, okay.
20:31Did you try to get a drink?
20:33Wait.
20:33My voice is saying that too.
20:35Nice.
20:35Well, you're hungry.
20:36Wendy's bacon mushroom melt with two strips of bacon and mushrooms in a cheddar cheese sauce.
20:40It's like a voice that can't be denied.
20:42Well, you've got to have one.
20:43You've got to have one.
20:44Talk about dinner, please.
20:45And remember, Wendy, pick up windows open late so you can eat great.
20:48Thanks for stopping.
20:49Even later.
20:50Oh, I'm sorry.
20:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
21:33That was stuffed.
21:34The stuffed on Monday nights with Jeff Raji, Over Stuff and the WWI, and my Sony PlayStation.
21:39Living your world.
21:41Playing estranged right here on heat.
21:47I can't believe I'm going to get to into you guys.
21:49Can I sit down for a second?
21:51All right.
21:51Well, um, it seems there's a lot of similarities between you and Chris Jericho.
21:57Do you want to tell us about that?
21:58I mean, of course there's a lot of similarities between you and Chris Jericho.
22:01In a lot of ways, he's the exact same entertainer.
22:04I mean, he's very charismatic as well as I'm very charismatic.
22:08I mean, he is a huge star in the world of sports entertainment,
22:12and I am a huge star in the world of heavy rock.
22:15He can work a crowd to the brink of madness,
22:19just as Boongoose McQueen can work a crowd into the brink of madness, DJ Scrabble.
22:25Scribble.
22:26Oh, I made a mistake.
22:28I'm sorry, DJ Scribble.
22:30Now that I know your name, let me scribble my name for you.
22:39Now get the hell out of our dressing room, Jerky.
22:41Go!
22:42Get out of here!
22:43Go away!
22:44Get the hell out of here, you idiot!
22:46You like that, don't you?
22:49Oh, my God!
22:52Hey, check out Moongoose's sunglasses.
22:53Straight out of the 80s, like yours.
22:57What are you laughing at?
22:59I'll tell you, Moongoose McQueen is a sub-talent, isn't he?
23:02He's the bomb!
23:03That was awesome!
23:04Jericho's a great talent as well.
23:06Who?
23:07Jericho!
23:07Never heard of him.
23:09Well, here comes Eddie Guerrero,
23:10and perhaps we're going to find out what Eddie Guerrero meant
23:12when he said he had something planned for China,
23:15the ninth winner of the world,
23:17here tonight on Sunday Night Heat.
23:18He's playing in Dublin, making it his way to the range.
23:21The World War Slam Federation,
23:22Intercontinental Chicken,
23:25Eddie Guerrero!
23:27The Intercontinental Champ is here.
23:30The straight-up stunt Latino Heat.
23:33And Latino Heat, you got a little mixed up.
23:35Eddie Guerrero's here.
23:36Let's see what's got going down with him now.
23:38Speaking of being all mixed up,
23:39you think Chris Jericho's got an identity crisis?
23:41I think he's got a lot of problems.
23:43I think he's obsessed with a lot of things.
23:45And I don't blame him for marking out for, you know, Moongoose.
23:47I mean, I love Moongoose, too.
23:48Okay, Jericho's marking out for Moongoose.
23:50Exactly what I said.
23:51Whatever.
23:52Here's Eddie Guerrero, Latino Heat,
23:54who says he's got something planned for China here tonight.
23:58China, I know you're a little upset
24:00because of everything that's been going on.
24:04But it was purely innocent, Mama Tita.
24:07I mean, that shower, see, you got it all wrong.
24:10See, I was just back there checking the plumbing.
24:13Okay?
24:16Mommy, I know it's been you calling me all the time,
24:20wanting me back.
24:23See, I know all those letters are from you.
24:27I mean, frankly, baby, let's face it,
24:29you can't stay away from my Latino Heat.
24:33What is Eddie Guerrero talking about?
24:35He's talking sense.
24:37I think it's hard to believe.
24:38Now, China, it's time for you to stop being stingy
24:42because there's plenty of heat to go around
24:46for you, you, and you, baby.
24:52Eddie's such a giving man.
24:54So, China, unfortunately, I'm going to have to beat it
25:02out of you, okay?
25:04So, I want a referee down here right now
25:07even though there's not a match schedule.
25:10So, ref, get your ass down here now.
25:15Not only do I want a ref down here,
25:18China, I want your ass down here
25:21because I'm going to have to beat my Heat.
25:24Oh, come on now.
25:25Eddie Guerrero.
25:26Look at your ass down here now.
25:27He's out of control.
25:28He's talented.
25:29China to do a match.
25:30He's pulling out the nice ones on the world.
25:32This is going to be great.
25:33And he's coming.
25:34Here we go.
25:36The last one of the world, China.
25:38That's a giving to Eddie Guerrero
25:40once and for all.
25:42Well, I hope Latino, he's ready for this.
25:44Well, I hope he is, too.
25:45He's going to need it.
25:46China, the last one of the world.
25:47And I'm sure that she has a lot,
25:49she wants to give to Eddie Guerrero.
25:51That's a couple of forearms.
25:52Some right hand.
25:53And Eddie Guerrero, wait a minute.
25:55She looks jacked.
25:56China looks awesome.
25:58Look at her.
25:59Look at China.
26:00It's not she's got it.
26:01Yes, she does.
26:01She's never been more hot.
26:03And it's not China.
26:04She's huge.
26:05She's great.
26:06And look at China.
26:07She looks great.
26:08Cat.
26:08That's Cat in a China outfit.
26:10No, it's not.
26:11Yes, it is.
26:12That's China, the nice one of the world.
26:14What are you, flying?
26:16You're a great cop to see that.
26:17You're a moron, like Eddie Guerrero.
26:20You better watch your mouth.
26:23Take it easy there, China.
26:26China, honey.
26:27Come on, pizza, mommy.
26:30Hey, you know what?
26:32I'm taking that, baby.
26:34You look pretty good tonight.
26:37Give me a little swirl.
26:43Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
26:44You know what I mean?
26:48Let's settle this.
26:50Not with our fists, but with a kiss.
26:54Oh, boy.
26:55Yeah, settle it with a kiss.
26:58Oh, look at this.
26:59Just a minute.
27:00He's laying it in.
27:03Eddie Guerrero laying it into Cat dressed like China.
27:06Jesus.
27:08You know, he's baby.
27:09Oh, ho, ho, ho.
27:10Give me a break, Cat.
27:12Same thing like you think, you know, Jericho moves.
27:15Look, this is the scene I'm trying to.
27:18Eddie Guerrero is totally out of control.
27:20Not only embarrassing himself, but embarrassing China.
27:24Hey, look at Cat.
27:24Yeah, of course, he'd like it.
27:26I think China's decent.
27:27I mean, look at that look on him face.
27:29Look at her face.
27:31Eddie Guerrero is nothing but a male jump in his face.
27:34Bottom line, Cat.
27:35Yeah, I'll say it.
27:36I'll say what Eddie Guerrero is.
27:38Look how happy he makes that throw.
27:40Look at China.
27:40He's screaming like a big old Christian.
27:43Is that the way to treat a woman?
27:44That's exactly how you treat a woman.
27:46We're going to finally put on a monk.
27:48I can guarantee you there's no woman out there that wants to be treated like that.
27:51They all want to be treated like this.
27:53Every dick needs to be put in line.
27:56Every fraud needs to be hooked up like that.
27:59But, you know, I need to find a fraud and I'll show you right now.
28:02I need to stick around here.
28:03Give me a lady, not a fraud.
28:04Hey, honey, come here.
28:05Rebecca, get over here.
28:07Come here.
28:07That's no way to talk to a lady.
28:09Yeah, you're right.
28:09Rebecca, get your ass over here.
28:12Great.
28:14That guy apologized for talking to a doctor.
28:17You, you even got to admit, isn't Latino needs a bum when they treat the fraud?
28:22No, you teach no woman with respect.
28:25I think he needs to take a pleasure for Michael Cole.
28:27Yeah, thank you.
28:28And you might want to take a pleasure too, Dad.
28:30Yeah.
28:30You know, it's going more than like a lady.
28:32What do you know about being treated like a lady?
28:34Yeah, that's great, Dad.
28:37I don't know why.
28:39Kevin Guerrero made an ass of himself.
28:41He made an idiot out of sight of here tonight.
28:43I hate, but don't go away.
28:45Have this kitchen yet.
28:46Have this kitchen yet.
28:47Do you remember anything from this afternoon, Stan?
28:55A human was clung.
28:56Clung.
28:58That human was you.
28:59I had a place in Texas.
29:08Daddy.
29:08How do you know?
29:10He's not you and you're not him.
29:11I'm a class with this and ty.
29:14I hope he's everything for something you can expect.
29:16Hi, Mike Bullard here. You know, if you're like me, you can't get enough of these guys.
29:22Alright, that's enough.
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31:31I'm doing the best that I've made.
31:33I'm doing the best I ever had.
31:35Now go away.
31:37I'm doing the best I ever did.
31:40I'm doing the best that I've made.
31:42I'm doing the best I ever had.
31:44Now go away.
31:46Carson Daly.
31:47How does he get on a list of the most powerful people in entertainment?
31:50Especially with a fake name like Carson Daly.
31:52It's so totally fake, Edge.
31:54Oh, I'm Carson Daly.
31:55And this next video is by somebody obviously much better and more talented than I am.
32:00Yeah, I know.
32:01Gag me with a spoon.
32:03You know what?
32:04We should be Edge and Christian, number one on that list.
32:07Number two should be Christian and Edge.
32:09Number three should be Kurt Angle.
32:11Yeah, that would be the number four spot for S.A.
32:13Rios.
32:13Yeah, totally.
32:14Oh, man.
32:16Yeah, like Edge and Christian desserts.
32:18They belong in the entertainment weekly.
32:19Give me a break.
32:20I have no idea why I'm not on that list.
32:22I got a weekly registration, but that's another story.
32:23I have an idea.
32:25You do?
32:26Yeah.
32:26What?
32:26Let's talk about the cookbook.
32:28WWF cookbook.
32:29Can you take the heat?
32:30Can you take the heat?
32:31You know, good old JR has things to do with that cookbook.
32:35And if anybody knows about eating it, good old JR.
32:39But it's a great cookbook.
32:40There's some great recipes in there.
32:41No, no, no.
32:42Oh, you decide.
32:43No doubt about it.
32:44There is some really cool recipes in there.
32:46But I myself am quite the cook.
32:49You're a cook.
32:49Oh, you're going to find out, my man, what kind of cook a red hook zone can be.
32:56You know, there's been a lot of talk lately about this book.
32:59Can you take the heat?
33:01Good old JR's cookbook.
33:02Tons of great recipes in this book.
33:05But the problem is, good old JR figured he'd only throw only one of Taz's recipes in.
33:11Taz's red hook garlic bread.
33:13Well, you know, Taz has got tons of recipes.
33:15So it's time to shift gears.
33:17Welcome to Taz's kitchen.
33:19Please.
33:20Now.
33:20Taz, don't you wear the hat?
33:22Yes.
33:22Now, this turkey, by the way, this dish today is called Tami Two Times Taz Mission Stuffed Turkey Teriyaki.
33:31What?
33:31This has been marinating in Diet Pepsi for over four months.
33:35So what you want to do is just slap a little bit more Diet Pepsi on there.
33:38Nice, right?
33:39Boom.
33:39There goes the Diet Pepsi.
33:40Take a little whipped cream.
33:43With whipped cream, the sugar's good.
33:45You need sugar.
33:46Gives you energy.
33:47Enough of that.
33:47Then, you take a little bit of peanut butter.
33:51Like I said, sugar's good energy.
33:53You go to the gym, you train, you do tons of cardio.
33:55You get the protein from the turkey.
33:57The umbrella.
33:59The umbrella's a little soggy.
34:00In fact, next time we need an orange umbrella.
34:02Now, here's the key.
34:04Butter.
34:05They all talk about the cholesterol and the fat and the butter, right?
34:08I don't believe in that.
34:10Orange vegetables and fruit.
34:11Pumpkins, kumquats, peppers, brillo, red hook rocks, peanut butter jars.
34:18You take it.
34:19We got to baste it or marinate a little bit, right?
34:22Okay.
34:24Okay, wait.
34:25Whoa, hey there.
34:26All right.
34:27Tremendous.
34:28Now we take it.
34:29We stick it in the microwave.
34:31Open the door, honey.
34:32Open the door.
34:32It's an oven.
34:34Microwave, oven, oven, microwave.
34:35Who cares?
34:36You close the door.
34:38Boom.
34:38You let it sit in the microwave for at least six to ten hours at a degree of 6,000 degrees.
34:47What?
34:47That's hot.
34:47We can put some salt on either.
34:49Okay.
34:50Salt.
34:50We put it in there.
34:52What happens?
34:53Boom.
34:56Look what we got here.
34:58That's your finished product, people.
35:00So, in closing, shut up.
35:05In closing, we have Tommy, two times, Taz Mission, Teriyaki, Stuffed Turkey.
35:13Some might ask, hey, Taz, you never put any teriyaki sauce in.
35:18Here's the catch.
35:19When you mix Diet Pepsi and peanut butter with the whipped cream, you get a form of a teriyaki.
35:27So, anyway, there it is.
35:29Tell me two times to be happy, and so am I.
35:32Have a nice day and be just another victim.
35:35So, Taz, who did you pay off to actually bake the turkey for you?
35:40What are you talking about?
35:41It's the same exact same thing.
35:42Well, I get it.
35:43It's the Halloween season, right?
35:44So, you put the sugar in for Halloween, and then you have the turkey for Thanksgiving.
35:47Yeah, right.
35:47Shut up.
35:48Can you take heat with JR's book?
35:49I'm going to make my title calls, can I get any more heat?
35:53That was awesome.
35:54Tommy two times will be proud.
35:55You know what I call Tommy two times?
35:57He says everything twice.
35:58Twice.
35:58Any more segments like that, you will have heat.
36:02Oh, yeah, that's true.
36:03Hey, it's the pig man.
36:04The pig guy.
36:05And the rest of Fozzie.
36:06Fozzie on their way to the stage.
36:08Chris Jericho's favorite band is going to perform live.
36:11Coming up next.
36:13One million dollars.
36:15That's a lot of money.
36:17What would you do if you had a million dollars?
36:19Five million dollars?
36:21Probably tough.
36:24Guys, thank you very much.
36:25Hello once again, everybody.
36:26No Mercy Live this Sunday, only on pay-per-view.
36:28Stone Cold Steve Austin, Rikishi, one-on-one, no holds barred.
36:32Also, in a steel cage match, Chris Jericho, Y2J goes one-on-one with X-Pac.
36:38Also, Triple H, head-to-head against Chris Benoit.
36:40Also, WWF title on the line.
36:42We asked The Rock about facing the Olympic hero, Kurt Angle.
36:47How does The Rock feel about facing Kurt Angle?
36:49This Sunday at No Mercy.
36:51Well, The Rock feels like this, Kurt Angle.
36:53You look into The Rock's eyes.
36:55You see a man with no fear and no quit.
36:58So just bring it, Angle.
37:00Just bring it.
37:02If you smell what The Rock is cooking.
37:10Will Kurt Angle be victorious and win the WWF title?
37:13Will Stone Cold Steve Austin get his revenge on Rikishi?
37:16Folks, No Mercy is live this Sunday, only on pay-per-view.
37:25Fishing.
37:27Skiing.
37:28Surfing.
37:29Shake things up with Pokemon Pikachu 2.
37:34The more you shake it, the more Pikachu will do for you.
37:37Get me down!
37:41Trade lots and shake it up with friends.
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37:49Hello.
37:49Critics agree, Shanghai Noon is outrageously funny.
37:58You better believe it.
37:59Starring Jackie Chan.
38:00My name's Youngwood.
38:01John Wayne?
38:02That's a terrible cowboy name.
38:04And the hilarious Owen Wilson.
38:06Ta-ta, ta-ta-ta.
38:07Plus, only on DVD.
38:09Special deleted scenes from the movie.
38:11And audio commentary from Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.
38:14Go out on three.
38:16One, two, three.
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38:22Come on, come on, come on.
38:42They think it's all right.
38:44Jump in the line.
38:46We're going to ballgame.
38:48Got your body in time.
38:49We all lead busy lives.
38:58So, here's something for you to...
39:01Remember.
39:02Okay, say it.
39:04Interact.
39:11Interact.
39:15Remember, whenever you pay.
39:17Just say Interact.
39:20Hey, rehearsal.
39:21It was Interact.
39:22Interact.
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39:23Who are you?
39:25I'm the devil.
39:27Bedazzled is hilarious.
39:29The New York Times calls it outrageous fun.
39:31Who could ask for more?
39:32Hey!
39:33Size doesn't matter.
39:34Bedazzled.
39:35You are so bad.
39:36You have no idea.
39:38Now play.
39:40Never once did your car ask you for flowers.
39:44Never once did it ask you if it looks fat.
39:47Or did it get mad at you for leaving the seat up?
39:50Doesn't it deserve something special in return?
39:53There's an epidemic affecting thousands of young Canadians.
39:58A condition scientists are calling the munchies.
40:01I'm World Wrestling Federation superstar Chris Jericho.
40:04And I've joined forces with Taco Bell to fight this hunger.
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40:14Act now.
40:14And together, we can help young people like Todd pummel the munchies.
40:18Why not buy this official WWF poster only?
40:25We saw before the break, Taz.
40:27Fozzie making their way to the stage.
40:28But check out what happened during the commercial break.
40:31Moon Goose putting a move on Rebecca.
40:33This is hilarious.
40:34Hey, Sweet Cheeks.
40:37Come here.
40:38I know you want an interview with Moon Goose McQueen.
40:41I know you've been waiting all night for this.
40:43My room key.
40:44So when the show is done, use it.
40:47And you'll get an up close and personal interview with Moon Goose McQueen
40:50that you will never, ever forget again.
40:54Okay, Fifi?
40:55I'll see you after the show.
40:57Perfect example.
40:59Moon Goose and Jericho are two different guys.
41:01Why?
41:01He's picking up rats.
41:02Jericho knows nothing about picking up a rat.
41:06Give me a break.
41:08Well, folks, Warriors of Might and Magic,
41:10the new video game from 3DL presents WWF Survivor Series.
41:13Live Sunday, November 19th from the Ice Palace in Tampa, Florida.
41:22I'm ready to come to the stage right now.
41:24We're the hardest band in rock and roll today.
41:26Fighting!
41:54I've been down, I've been beat, I've been tossed into the street.
42:07Making nickels, making dimes, just to get my father away.
42:13Some say life, she's a lady.
42:17Come soft, come shady.
42:20I can't tell you life is rich.
42:23She's no lady, she's a...
42:26I can't tell you life is rich.
42:27Lace up my body, yeah!
42:31What's that?
42:32There is no doubt.
42:33Come on!
42:34Gonna pay the devil's cue.
42:37I'm so sick of being up, yeah!
42:41The rest.
42:42He's the rest.
42:43The rest.
42:44Don't you know?
42:45Love is a...
42:47He's the rest.
42:48The rest.
42:49He's the rest.
42:50Out of the palace, and into the tears.
42:54Take my money, take my car, take my woman, and I hope it's all.
43:01Running crazy, running wild, blind alley in my eye.
43:07You just can't fight the temptation.
43:11It's become my inspiration.
43:14Gonna stand my side to match.
43:17Rage some hands and break some minds.
43:21They suck my body out.
43:25One thing, there is no doubt.
43:28Gonna pay the devil's cue.
43:31I'm so sick of being up, yeah!
43:35The rest.
43:36He's the rest.
43:37The rest.
43:38Don't you know?
43:39Love is a...
43:41The rest.
43:43The rest.
43:44The rest.
43:44The rest.
43:45The rest.
43:45The rest of the palace.
43:46And into the tears.
43:48Don't stop me!
44:00Fuzzy rocks, Taz.
44:02Oh, Logo's a mean man, baby.
44:06He's ripped.
44:06Look at him.
44:07You love the 80s, don't you?
44:13Oh, the 80s are pictures.
44:14Big hits on the 80s right here.
44:16Big hits.
44:20You see the dogs on Mufus?
44:22You think he's Jericho?
44:23Please.
44:23Oh, he's pulling hair like Jericho does in the ring.
44:36A lot of girls pull hair, but Mufus ain't enough girl.
44:39Eat the rest.
44:58Eat the rest.
44:58Eat the rest.
44:59Don't you know?
45:01Love is a...
45:02Eat the rest.
45:05Eat the rest.
45:06Out of the palace, into the ditch
45:09Eat the restaurant, eat the restaurant
45:12Don't you know, come in with me
45:16Eat the restaurant, eat the restaurant
45:19Out of the palace, into the ditch
45:22Out of the palace, into the ditch
45:26This is not my money
45:35Give it up
45:55Moon Goose and Fozzy
45:57Moon Goose and Fozzy
46:00And the pig man kicked some serious ass
46:03I'll give it up for Moon Goose McQueen
46:05And Fozzy, here live on Heat
46:07On MTV, and I'll tell you what
46:09The new album's out, self-titled Fozzy
46:11Available now with Eat the Rich on it
46:13And I got the advanced copy
46:15Moon Goose McQueen hooked up Taz
46:17He said, Taz, you are the man
46:20Michael Cole ain't nothing
46:21Here's an album beyond the house
46:23Yeah, I'm glad Moon Goose hooked you up
46:24He gave you an advanced copy
46:25Despite the fact that it's on sale already
46:27Give it up for Fozzy
46:30Live right here on Heat
46:31On MTV
46:32We got a plenty more coming
46:34Heat is rocking
46:35Yes, we're kicking
46:37Lita, Hardee's, tonight you guys face
46:39Very familiar opponents
46:40That's TNA and Trish Stratus
46:42We know, Lily, when you look at it on paper
46:44TNA, they've got a lot
46:46Are they bigger than us?
46:48Yes
46:48Are they stronger than us?
46:49Yes
46:50Are they more talented than us?
46:51And most importantly
46:53Are they going to beat us tonight?
46:54Hold up, let me check
46:55Uh, no
46:56You know, and they've got their leather and lace thing going on
47:00I think they think that's pretty cool
47:01But I think that we're cooler with our, uh
47:04Muld
47:05Right here
47:06Okay, well thanks guys
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49:32I can honestly say, Taz, I've never seen Stone Cold Steve Austin in a precarious situation like that before.
49:47I can honestly say, Taz, I've never seen Stone Cold Steve Austin in a precarious situation like that before, and tomorrow night on Raw, it could get worse, 9 o'clock, 8 central on TNN, Stone Cold meets Rikishi inside a steel cage.
50:08You know, not for nothing, all kidding aside, this could be the end of a tremendous era for Austin 316.
50:15This is some serious stuff. I've been on the other end of Rikishi. He's bad as hell.
50:20And I'll tell you what, he comes off that cage.
50:22It could be all over for the Rattlesnake.
50:25Will Austin's career be over tomorrow night live on Raw inside a steel cage against Rikishi on TNN?
50:31Setting out for a huge six-person tag team matchup here on Sunday Night Eve from WWF New York.
50:37It's TNA and Tres.
50:43Calling is a six-person tag team matchup for one call.
50:47Making their way to the ring, Tres Stratus, along with T and A.
50:52So TNA and Tres set for a six-person tag team matchup.
50:55Once again, you've got to give it up for Fozzie.
50:57WWF New York rocking tonight with Moon Goose McQueen and company.
51:01Moon Goose is the man. I've said it this whole hour.
51:04He's awesome. And how could anybody in their right mind see any similarities to him and now Y2?
51:10What's his name? Jay?
51:11Well, you couldn't even tell the difference between Chyna and the cat earlier on.
51:14Chyna.
51:14So the Hardy Boys and Lita set for six-person tag team action here on Heat on MTV.
51:34And this is going to be a great matchup, but I'm very worried as we head into Raw tomorrow night.
51:40Live from Boston at 9 o'clock, 8 Central on TNN.
51:43Stone Cold and Rikishi tabs inside a steel cage.
51:46And I'm going to say it again.
51:47I've never seen Stone Cold in the situation he was in.
51:51But bloodied and buried like Rikishi promised on SmackDown three days ago.
51:55But Rikishi said it, and he delivered.
51:57And the rattlesnake was laid out with his own blood falling out of his head.
52:02I'll tell you what, this is going to be a bad situation tomorrow night.
52:05I hope Raw is ready for this.
52:06I hope TNA and French are ready for the tag team champions, the Hardy Boys, and the women's champion Lita.
52:11And it's going to be 350 pounds of Albert starting things off against Jeff Hardy.
52:15And I really hope Stone Cold is ready for it tomorrow night on Raw Jazz.
52:18And you made a really good point.
52:20You know, I don't agree with you much, but you made a really good point earlier on tonight on Heat.
52:23When you said that Stone Cold Steve Austin could be suffering from ring runs in Stone Cold's career over.
52:29What's the 10-month playoff?
52:31Too much for Stone Cold Steve Austin to come back from.
52:33Rikishi's in his prime.
52:35He's 400 pounds.
52:36He's mean.
52:37He's angry.
52:37And he's playing Stone Cold Steve Austin's mind game.
52:40Psychological warfare.
52:41Just like the, well, can I say the old Stone Cold Steve Austin would have done?
52:45No doubt about it, he's playing a game.
52:48And he's obviously winning the game in Rikishi.
52:51And Austin had a devastating injury.
52:5410 months is a long time to be out of that ring.
52:56I mean, no doubt you've got to give Austin props.
52:59So he came back in tremendous condition.
53:02There ain't no doubt about it.
53:02Wait a minute by Matt Hardy and a kick out by Albert.
53:05Well, you can train all you want, but there's nothing like being in that ring wrestling.
53:07He's been off.
53:08And Rikishi ain't been.
53:09You make a good point.
53:09There's nothing like being in that ring wrestling.
53:11And when you have to come back after a devastating injury like Austin suffered Taz,
53:15and you come back and the first person you face out of the box is 400 pounds of Rikishi.
53:20I mean, there are no warm-up matches for Stone Cold.
53:22There are no dark matches like we call it the business cast.
53:25It's one-on-one main event style with Rikishi, a 400-pound Avery Samoan.
53:29And Chris, here's the cover by Matt Hardy.
53:32And Taz breaks up the three-count.
53:33You see, Chris inadvertently hit Taz that time.
53:36Well, that was an accident.
53:37And Chris looked pretty good throwing that slap.
53:39And I want to get back to that one view that you said there about, uh-oh.
53:42Well, look out.
53:43Lita wants a tag.
53:45He wants in with Chris.
53:46And here comes the women's champion.
53:47And Chris high-tailed out of the ring.
53:49And Lita's in pursuit.
53:51And Chris needs to run this girl, Lita.
53:53She's a world heavyweight champion in the women's division.
53:55And he ain't got no business in there with Lita, and that's Chris.
53:58Well, Albert's been off the tag, and Lita is in all kinds of trouble in no-man's land.
54:02I'd like to get back to that thing about Latifi.
54:04Latifi's been on the road for the ten months.
54:06Not just left on Royal Smacks, but he's been on the road full-time.
54:10This guy is in prime win condition.
54:12Orph is in that steel cage tomorrow night with him.
54:14This group, he's devastated.
54:16Look at his strength.
54:17And Matt Hardy lands on his feet with a forearm to the back of the head by Albert.
54:20On a side, though.
54:21Look at the side of Albert's head.
54:22He's like a cabbage.
54:23Oh, hey!
54:25Now, Taz, let me ask you a question.
54:26Seriously, however, don't call Steve Austin.
54:29Is he in over his head this time?
54:31Did he fight off more than he could chew to use the old adage?
54:33I hate to admit it, but I think he did.
54:35I think he did.
54:36But Tiz, he's trying to pump him ready to go.
54:37I know Austin, he's got fire in his heart, his mind, and his body.
54:41There's no doubt about that.
54:42Steve Austin is bad as hell.
54:44Oh!
54:45Shot by Taz.
54:46Well, there is no quit in Stone Cold Steve Austin.
54:49Oh, I did.
54:50Be no quit in Stone Cold tomorrow night on Raw.
54:52Here's the cover by Taz.
54:53Hook of the leg, too, and a kick out.
54:55But inside a steel cage tomorrow.
54:57Nowhere to run for Stone Cold.
54:59Nowhere to run for Rikishi.
55:00The cage is going to envelop the ring.
55:02Michael, I never said Austin had no guts.
55:05I never said he had no heart and no intestinal fortitude.
55:07What I said was, I just don't think he's ready for this.
55:11Rikishi is.
55:11I just don't think Austin is.
55:13And again, it begs the question of who is the accomplice.
55:15Who helped Rikishi with the ambush of Austin on SmackDown?
55:17It's Jeff Hardy with a big drop kick to Taz.
55:20Well, I love the bunker, but I don't want Joey Number to get hot on me,
55:22and I walk around with a cane.
55:23You know, that's not good.
55:24Oh, look at this.
55:25That was right into Taz.
55:26A sandwich in the corner.
55:27A T&A sandwich.
55:29Hello.
55:29My name is Prince Albert.
55:31Hello.
55:31I am Prince Albert.
55:33And look at this.
55:33Double team by the Hardy Boys.
55:35Albert into the corner.
55:36Some poetry in motion from Jeff Hardy.
55:38They're high flyers.
55:40They're daredevils.
55:41And look at this.
55:42Double team.
55:43Lita.
55:43Trish is getting out the ring.
55:51Oh, that's pretty smart.
55:52Oh, what a shot by Albert.
55:54Knocking down Jeff Hardy, and the Hardy Boys are in trouble.
55:57And if T&A and Trish could pull off a big victory in this one,
56:00you have to believe T&A.
56:02Oh, boy.
56:02Both being.
56:03Oh.
56:04Oh, look at the cover by Trish.
56:05Hook of the leg and a kick out.
56:07T&A and Trish pull off big upsets in this task.
56:09We could have two title fights on the way.
56:11I don't think she belongs in there with Jeff Hardy.
56:12That's not a good move on Huff.
56:14Oh, well, Trish in trouble in the corner.
56:16And Jeff Hardy's going to give Lita some.
56:19And Lita into the ring.
56:20Oh.
56:23She's all over.
56:24She's on the leg right on the ring.
56:26Look at her.
56:26She's all over.
56:27Trish messed up that pretty face.
56:30Oh, look at that.
56:31Oh, nice takedown.
56:32Suplex by Lita.
56:33Trish is in trouble.
56:34Back of the head.
56:35Banging off of that mat.
56:37And Lita, the women's champion, in control of Trish.
56:39Look at her.
56:39Power bomb, I think.
56:40Oh, look at that.
56:41Man handling Lita from behind.
56:43And now the Hardy Boys double-team.
56:45Trying to knock on the top rope.
56:48Tell you, the Hardy Boys has really taken it to T.
56:51Now, it's coming.
56:52Jeff Hardy.
56:54Oh, Big Prince got him up.
56:55Big Prince got that up in the end.
56:56What's he going to do with it now?
56:58Oh, look at Kraft from behind.
57:00Kraft from behind.
57:02Nellie and Albert.
57:03Here's the cover.
57:04Hardy Boys, Lita win.
57:05Kraft getting some revenge for Albert defeating Kraft on SmackDown this past Thursday night.
57:11Oh, Kraft getting him stung, Taz.
57:15You know, it was the Acolyte who put Kraft in charge of the APA office while the Acolytes
57:19were out nursing injuries.
57:22And T&A took the office over.
57:23And Kraft gets him stung.
57:25Here tonight on Heat.
57:27Take another look.
57:28Jeff Hardy incoming, knocking Tess down.
57:30But check out what happened at the end of the matchup.
57:32From out of nowhere, it was Kraft with the Kraft container lid.
57:37To the back of Albert.
57:38And Matt Hardy picked up the one, two, three.
57:40Well, that's all fine and well.
57:42But I wanted to talk about Mooguts one more time before we go here.
57:45Mooguts has got tons of talent.
57:48Tons of charisma.
57:50Tons of good looks.
57:51While Jericho is just a stud.
57:53I'll tell you what, Taz.
57:55Coming up next here on MTV, it's an all-new Celebrity Deathmatch.
57:59Halloween edition of Celebrity Deathmatch.
58:01In a rematch, Brendan Fraser tangles with his arch enemy, the Mummy.
58:05And Sarah Michelle Gellar takes on Vampire Slaying Act into the ring.
58:10But she goes one-on-one with a blood suck and comes through freaks.
58:13And the Deathmatch gang goes head-to-head with the undead.
58:16So stay tuned.
58:17An all-new episode of Celebrity Deathmatch coming up next on MTV.
58:22Hey, Chris.
58:22Oh, my goodness. Wasn't Fozzie tremendous?
58:24Fozzie was great. You were great.
58:25What an energetic performer. I had a great time.
58:27But it was funny, Taz, hearing you compliment Moongoose on his charisma, talent, and good looks.
58:31It's just kind of funny when you have no talent, minus charisma, and some brutally bad, ugly looks.
58:39What's the matter?
58:40Is the mood about to change?
58:41Or are you just another victim?
58:43Oh, boy, 2-J.
58:44Oh!
58:45Is the mood about to change?
58:47That was real funny.
58:47Maybe next week, a Taz's kitchen will debut.
58:51YPJ's punked out, choked out, punched out.
58:57Just another victim put in pot.
58:59I'll tell you, that's next week on Evelyn coming up tomorrow night on Raw, live, 9 o'clock, 8 central, from the Fleet Center in Boston.
59:05Stone Cold Steve Austin for Aikishi inside a steel cage.
59:09Could it be the end of the line for the career for Stone Cold tomorrow?
59:12It's fun.
59:13It's fun!
59:14It's fun.
59:14It's fun.
59:30It's fun.
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