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00:00:00What's your favorite McFord in this moment and why?
00:00:15When Undertaker threw him off the top of the cage.
00:00:18It was ridiculous. He broke almost every ball in his body.
00:00:20When he retired Mankind and came back as Cactus Jack, I think that was the best.
00:00:24When he first won the WWE Championship in Worcester, Massachusetts,
00:00:28because it was magical that I was there.
00:00:29It was when he brought Mr. Sako into the WWF.
00:00:33His last dude's love appearance on top of the cage, still cage match, that was great.
00:00:37It had to be the last Royal Rumble when he had the thumbtacks go through his back in Triple H.
00:00:42When he got thrown off the cage from King of the Ring in 98, I mean, nothing could top that.
00:00:46I mean, he just gave it all he had. He put his body on the line in that match.
00:00:49When he came off the Hell in a Cell, because it was just suicidal, best thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:00:59It's Sunday night, and welcome to another edition of the WWF Sunday Night Heat live right here in the heart of the time screen for WWF New York.
00:01:26Now the WWF fans are Cypher, our musical guests.
00:01:29We got Cypher, it's here in the house, performing live.
00:01:32And for even more, we have one of the only one special guest to come into the house tonight.
00:01:39He is, and I don't want to tell you yet, I don't want to give it away,
00:01:41but he is a WWF champion, he is a hardcore legend, he is a best-selling author, he is a renaissance man.
00:01:51Give it up for the commissioner of the WWF, Mr. Mick Foley!
00:01:56Hey, thank you very much.
00:02:14Imagine my surprise, I show up here a couple of hours ago.
00:02:27What are the odds Rebecca and I were wearing the same damn outfit?
00:02:31So being the guy I am, I let her keep the skin-tied black leather pants and the half-shirt,
00:02:39and I traded in for some dingy sweats and a flannel, so I got that going for me.
00:02:45But listen, it's no secret why the WWF has moved to MTV.
00:02:50It's no secret why heat now comes to you live every single Sunday, right here in New York City.
00:03:03It's also no secret that I enjoy a good cheap pop,
00:03:07and thanks to me it is no longer a secret as to who ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:03:13And now that I've solved that mystery, I'm on to maybe a few others, like...
00:03:20I'm going to solve a couple of other mysteries, like...
00:03:28Did he who denied it really supply it?
00:03:32And how the hell does Al Snow keep a job in the WWF?
00:03:38Listen, as you know, WWF brings you the top in entertainment,
00:03:41which is why Cypress Hill is right here tonight.
00:03:49But in addition to being entertaining, we also strive to be educational,
00:03:55which is why tonight I am debuting the premiere of Who Wants to Be a Commissioner?
00:04:05So Regis Philbin better move over, because there's a new guy in town asking all the questions.
00:04:11And finally, I'm guaranteeing that right here tonight,
00:04:14I know I did it before, but hell, I'm going to do it again,
00:04:16right here in New York City!
00:04:17Right here in New York City!
00:04:21I will be bringing back a WWF legend, a superstar.
00:04:27He'll be returning right here tonight, and it's all coming to you live from the WWF New York.
00:04:34Have a nice day!
00:04:43Oh, Mick, baby, throw me a lifeline!
00:04:45I'm going to have to phone a friend!
00:04:46You should phone a friend, too!
00:04:48For Who Wants to Be a Commissioner later on tonight?
00:04:51You know, obviously, Mick has got a clue,
00:04:52because just last Monday, the commissioner solved the mystery on everyone's mind.
00:04:57Who ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin?
00:04:59I promise to deliver the person who ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I will!
00:05:09Unfortunately, all of the evidence points to you, Rock.
00:05:16But if you didn't do it, who did?
00:05:20And I'm going to tell you who did.
00:05:23He did.
00:05:24Okay, I did it.
00:05:29I ran Stone Cold Cold, and I did this for you.
00:05:34The WWF has always been all about the great white hope,
00:05:42but we were always held back.
00:05:46People like your grandfather, High Chief Peter Maivia,
00:05:51people like Jimmy Superfly Snooker,
00:05:54they were all held back.
00:05:57The Rock did not have a damn thing to do with this.
00:06:01I take full responsibility.
00:06:05I ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:06:09and to tell the truth,
00:06:10I'd do it again.
00:06:12I promise you, I swear to you,
00:06:14that on SmackDown Thursday night,
00:06:16Austin is going to gut and quarter Rikishi.
00:06:19But what about The Rock?
00:06:20What about The Rock?
00:06:22I don't know what's more confusing,
00:06:23whether it's the fact that he said
00:06:25that he ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:06:27or it's the fact that he said he did it for me.
00:06:30I have no problem with how Stone Cold feels.
00:06:32Why would I have a problem with Stone Cold
00:06:34wanting to beat the living out of Rikishi tonight?
00:06:37Quite frankly, he should.
00:06:38Stone Cold is out in our parking garage
00:06:41with some pretty bad intentions
00:06:43running through that mine.
00:06:45Stone Cold, I am the man
00:06:47who can deliver Rikishi to you.
00:06:51Austin wants one thing.
00:06:52He wants one person,
00:06:54and that's Rikishi.
00:06:55If you can wait to know mercy,
00:06:57then I guarantee you a match with Rikishi.
00:07:00Oh, you want to give me a match?
00:07:03Some run over me like a dog in the street
00:07:05ten months out of my life,
00:07:07and you're offering me a match.
00:07:09It's not just any match, Stone Cold.
00:07:12It's no holds barred.
00:07:15It's anything goes.
00:07:18It means you can do any damn thing
00:07:21you want to Rikishi,
00:07:23and it's all legal.
00:07:25Well then,
00:07:26officially,
00:07:27I accept your match.
00:07:29It's going to be one solid,
00:07:31flat-out,
00:07:32Stone Cold,
00:07:34ass-whipping.
00:07:34What did you say the name of that
00:07:36pay-per-view was?
00:07:38No Mercy.
00:07:40Damn right.
00:07:42Only one week from tonight,
00:07:44Stone Cold will get his hands
00:07:45on the man who nearly ended his career.
00:07:48What will Stone Cold do
00:07:49when he meets Rikishi
00:07:50in a no-holds-barred match
00:07:52next Sunday night,
00:07:53only on pay-per-view
00:07:54at No Mercy?
00:07:57Hey, Tavis, check it out.
00:07:58The Acolytes of TNA.
00:07:59Oh, this should be a Donnybrook.
00:08:02You bet on that.
00:08:05What, was that a bad thing?
00:08:06Oh, yeah.
00:08:07You can say that.
00:08:09Two-per, ball game!
00:08:11Damn it, you suck!
00:08:12We is broke!
00:08:13Will you calm down?
00:08:14Why?
00:08:14It's a game!
00:08:15A game you just lost!
00:08:16It's a game that's supposed to be fun!
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:19Simple question.
00:08:21Are you out of money?
00:08:24Will you guys take a check?
00:08:25We're good.
00:08:26Oh, no.
00:08:31Game's over, boys.
00:08:33One more.
00:08:34You heard the man.
00:08:36Now get the step.
00:08:36And close the door behind you.
00:08:40Yeah!
00:08:44Hello, Bradshaw.
00:08:45Hey.
00:08:46I've been looking everywhere for you two.
00:08:49Wait.
00:08:50We could work something out.
00:08:52You know?
00:08:54Maybe we can.
00:08:56Hello, Trish.
00:09:00This portion of the WWF is brought to you by Castrol GTX.
00:09:04Drive hard.
00:09:04She's a real beauty.
00:09:12And she never bugs you about spending so much time with the guys.
00:09:17She never complains about you watching football.
00:09:20She thinks a little gas is a good thing.
00:09:23Maybe she isn't a she after all.
00:09:26Here's to the perfect relationship.
00:09:28Here's how to keep it that way.
00:09:30Do you have the skill?
00:09:42Do you have the speed?
00:09:44Do you have the coordination?
00:09:47To be Pokemon Puzzle Master,
00:09:49you have what it takes to face your toughest opponent yet.
00:09:51Do you have the speed?
00:09:53Do you have the power side?
00:09:55The Wall.
00:09:57New Pokemon Puzzle League fits you against 16 trainers in Pokemon's biggest challenge of them all.
00:10:02The Wall.
00:10:03Can you master it?
00:10:04A legion of Pokemon say you can.
00:10:06New Pokemon Puzzle League, rated E for everyone.
00:10:08Only on N64.
00:10:11Hey, look at this.
00:10:13What is it?
00:10:13It's a lot of different.
00:10:18Never has so much power.
00:10:20Gone into our battery.
00:10:22Duraceau Ultra.
00:10:23The most powerful alkaline battery in the world.
00:10:27Excuse me.
00:10:28Gentlemen.
00:10:30Did you know that Pert now comes in a separate shampoo and conditioner?
00:10:33That's right.
00:10:34Two bottles.
00:10:35Pretty exciting, isn't it?
00:10:36No.
00:10:38Excuse me.
00:10:40Excuse me.
00:10:43Oh.
00:10:45Refill.
00:10:45I got it.
00:10:46Hey, guess what I got in the mail the other day?
00:10:49My firearms license.
00:10:50Got yours yet?
00:10:51Nah.
00:10:52Haven't even applied.
00:10:53Better hurry.
00:10:54You can save 50 bucks on your possession-only license,
00:10:57but only until December 31st.
00:10:58Really?
00:10:59Yeah.
00:10:59The law says you gotta have a license by the end of this year,
00:11:02and you can't get ammunition without it.
00:11:04I'd better apply fast.
00:11:06Yep.
00:11:06Contact us at 1-800-731-4000,
00:11:09or visit our website.
00:11:11A message from the government of Canada.
00:11:12When he plays out of town,
00:11:15it is especially important that my little Mads always eats his favorite.
00:11:19Campbell's Chunky Seafood Chowder.
00:11:21So thick and creamy.
00:11:23With all the big chunks of seafood and potatoes.
00:11:26It's the hearty soup he likes before the big game.
00:11:30Mads!
00:11:31It's time to eat!
00:11:32Mads, your mommy's calling you.
00:11:34New Campbell's Chunky Seafood Chowder.
00:11:36Moms know it's the soup that eats like a meal.
00:11:38Finish it up before you go and play again.
00:11:40Until Halloween with the Whopper Value Meal,
00:11:58now $3.99,
00:11:59you've got a one-in-five chance of winning an Erickson phone
00:12:01with Rogers AT&T Airtime,
00:12:03a Barks keychain,
00:12:04tasty prizes,
00:12:05or even a Hyundai Santa Fe.
00:12:14See him, Taz,
00:12:15hanging out backstage earlier today.
00:12:18They're going to be performing tonight's Cypress Hill.
00:12:20I'll tell you,
00:12:22Cypress Hill is going to be kicking it tonight here.
00:12:25And also Commissioner McFoley,
00:12:26the guest host Taz,
00:12:27and he says we're going to play a very special game.
00:12:30Who wants to be a commissioner?
00:12:31Yeah,
00:12:32and I'm pretty good at that game.
00:12:33I watched that on a tube.
00:12:34I'm a big mark for Regis.
00:12:36You know,
00:12:36we go back from the hook.
00:12:37You're a big mark for Regis.
00:12:39Yeah.
00:12:40Well, here we go with action here on Heat on MTV.
00:12:42Edge and Christian starting things off.
00:12:44I got a real problem with these two guys.
00:12:47I used to be into them,
00:12:49but Joey Numbers buzzed me,
00:12:50and I'm going to break it down tonight
00:12:52during this match.
00:13:03What are you talking about?
00:13:04You're thinking of a problem with Edge and Christian.
00:13:06You do.
00:13:06Joey Numbers buzzed me.
00:13:08These guys are the conquistadors.
00:13:10The conquistadors?
00:13:12Edge and Christian?
00:13:13I'm going to get into it during the match.
00:13:14I'll smart you up like I always have to do.
00:13:16You're nuts.
00:13:24Greetings to all of our fans on MTV.
00:13:30You know,
00:13:31rumor has it
00:13:32that there's a new number one request on TRL.
00:13:38You see all the pimply-faced teenage Rekazoids
00:13:41want to see Mick Foley
00:13:43totally waive his ruling
00:13:44and once again allow us
00:13:47to challenge the Hardys
00:13:48for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Championships.
00:13:52What?
00:13:53I don't even know what he's talking about.
00:13:55Yeah,
00:13:56because that rule blows more than a Quiet Riot video.
00:13:59Now we realize there's a lot of posers at MTV.
00:14:05Carson Daly.
00:14:09But none more poserific than us.
00:14:13So for the benefit of those with flash photography,
00:14:15we offer a pose on what MTV really stands for.
00:14:20Most totally victorious.
00:14:22Like we will be tonight
00:14:23after we beat 2 Cool.
00:14:25I thought MTV stood for more Taz victims.
00:14:28This guy's a schmuck.
00:14:29That's exactly what it stands for.
00:14:31And when I can help him,
00:14:32he ain't going to be on my show anymore.
00:14:34Legend Christian set for tag team action here on Heat.
00:14:37They're going to have their hands full
00:14:38with Scotty Tuhati and Grandmaster Sexy.
00:14:41And a combined weight of 438 pounds.
00:14:45Scotty Tuhati and Grandmaster Sexy.
00:14:50Who?
00:14:51Who?
00:14:52Well,
00:14:52we mentioned Commissioner McFoley
00:14:53in the house here live at WWF New York, Taz.
00:14:56And he said that he's going to bring back
00:14:58a legendary WWF superstar.
00:15:00Who in the world is Nick talking about?
00:15:01I know exactly who it is.
00:15:03It's the unpredictable one,
00:15:05Johnny Ross, baby.
00:15:06Johnny Ross.
00:15:07It's not Johnny Ross.
00:15:08It ain't Johnny Ross.
00:15:09No, it's not Johnny Ross.
00:15:10All right.
00:15:11It's the Haiti Kid.
00:15:12Yeah.
00:15:13The little guy, the Haiti Kid.
00:15:15Wait a minute.
00:15:16Here we go now.
00:15:17Edge and Christian going right to work
00:15:19on 2 Cool in this matchup.
00:15:20What are you talking about the Haiti Kid?
00:15:21He's about your size.
00:15:22Hey, watch that there, smartass.
00:15:24Listen, I'll tell you what, smart guy.
00:15:26If it ain't the Haiti Kid,
00:15:27it's special delivery.
00:15:28SD Jones.
00:15:29SD Jones, come on now.
00:15:31Oh, look at this.
00:15:31Double dropkick by 2 Cool in control
00:15:33of Edge and Christian.
00:15:34Can't wait to see you.
00:15:35Commissioner McFoley
00:15:36is going to bring back here
00:15:38to heat tonight.
00:15:39Live on MTV,
00:15:40there's the double back body drop
00:15:41by 2 Cool in the double clothesline.
00:15:43Their names is 2 Fools,
00:15:45not 2 Cool.
00:15:46Okay, cut to the chase.
00:15:47I want to know,
00:15:47Joey Numbers,
00:15:48you said he buzzed you
00:15:49about Edge and Christian
00:15:50being the conquistadors.
00:15:51Uh-oh.
00:15:52What are you talking about,
00:15:53Edge and Christian,
00:15:53the conquistadors?
00:15:55The bottom line is this.
00:15:57Edge and Christian,
00:15:58and this came from Numbers,
00:16:00AR the conquistadors,
00:16:01and I'll tell you what,
00:16:03Foley said it.
00:16:05Edge and Christian can't get a shot
00:16:06at those titles
00:16:07as long as the highest
00:16:08of the champs, right?
00:16:09Tag team titles,
00:16:10that's right.
00:16:10Well, so what do they do?
00:16:11They go up,
00:16:12dressed as goofy conquistadors,
00:16:15and then they cost me
00:16:16and Raven a match on SmackDown.
00:16:18Yeah, I thought
00:16:18that was pretty funny.
00:16:19Yeah, but I didn't think
00:16:20it was funny.
00:16:21Well, here comes Edge,
00:16:22in off the tag by Christian.
00:16:23Edge and Christian
00:16:24going to work on
00:16:25Grandmaster Sexay.
00:16:26Commissioner McFoley
00:16:27in the house here tonight
00:16:28on Sunday Night Heat.
00:16:29Going to be an explosive
00:16:30evening live from
00:16:31WWE up in New York,
00:16:32and of course,
00:16:33we're getting set for
00:16:33No Mercy,
00:16:34which comes your way
00:16:35live next Sunday night
00:16:36on Pay-Per-View,
00:16:37and the World Taz
00:16:38is talking about
00:16:39the No-Home-Bard matchup
00:16:40set up by Commissioner
00:16:41McFoley involving
00:16:42Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:16:44a man who hit him
00:16:44last November
00:16:45in the automobile,
00:16:46Rikishi.
00:16:47Rikishi made a huge mistake,
00:16:49good ol' MC.
00:16:50I'm telling you now,
00:16:52Stone Cold's going to open up
00:16:53a big, big can of whoop-ass.
00:16:55And Christian with the right
00:16:56hand,
00:16:57here's the cover,
00:16:57oh no,
00:16:58he went for the choke
00:16:58instead on Grandmaster Sexay.
00:17:01Tomorrow night,
00:17:01Raw comes your way
00:17:02on TNN, Taz,
00:17:04and gonna be interesting
00:17:05to see if Rikishi
00:17:06will actually show up
00:17:08live tomorrow night
00:17:08at the Joe Louis Arena
00:17:09in Detroit.
00:17:10Well, he better watch
00:17:11his back,
00:17:12because the Rattlesnake
00:17:13will be in the house,
00:17:14and he'll be ever
00:17:15so dangerous, MC.
00:17:17And Edge and Control
00:17:18of Grandmaster Sexay,
00:17:20Too Cool had a great shot
00:17:21at winning the Tag Team
00:17:22titles on the lookout
00:17:23just a couple of weeks ago
00:17:25before Edge and Christian
00:17:26interfered.
00:17:26Costing Too Cool
00:17:28the Tag Team Championship,
00:17:30but right now
00:17:30Edge and Christian
00:17:31making a run
00:17:32at the number one
00:17:32contender status,
00:17:33nobody home,
00:17:34as Grandmaster Sexay
00:17:35rolls out of the way.
00:17:36You know,
00:17:36Two Fools
00:17:37and Taz and Raven
00:17:38ain't got a lot in common,
00:17:39but we both got screwed
00:17:40by the conquistadors
00:17:41slash Edge and Christian,
00:17:43because that's who it is,
00:17:45Edge and Christian.
00:17:45Oh!
00:17:46What an enziguri
00:17:47by Grandmaster Sexay
00:17:48makes the tag,
00:17:49and here comes Scotty Too Hotty,
00:17:50and Scotty Too Hotty
00:17:51building momentum
00:17:52for Too Cool.
00:17:53He's our house of fire,
00:17:55it's our Donnybrook,
00:17:56it's breaking down
00:17:56a Tulsa MC.
00:17:58You're Taz,
00:17:58not JR.
00:17:59Who?
00:17:59Here's the double team,
00:18:01Edge ripped across the ring,
00:18:02and look at Too Cool,
00:18:03they're cooking.
00:18:04Face first goes Edge
00:18:05in this tag team matchup.
00:18:09Christian ripped
00:18:09into the ropes.
00:18:10Oh!
00:18:11Too Cool telegraph,
00:18:12that was Christian ripped.
00:18:13Witch Grandmaster
00:18:14in the corner,
00:18:14nobody home,
00:18:15and here comes Scotty,
00:18:16look out,
00:18:17Bulldog!
00:18:19And you know
00:18:20what's next, Taz?
00:18:21I hate this move.
00:18:25It's the W-O-R-M!
00:18:29The learn from
00:18:30Scotty Too Hotty,
00:18:31and Christian's
00:18:32in all kinds of trouble!
00:18:35No!
00:18:35I've been a victim of that,
00:18:37I didn't like it then,
00:18:38I don't like watching now!
00:18:40Oh, what a spear by Edge!
00:18:41Christian's a legal man,
00:18:43and Edge with a spear
00:18:44to Scotty Too Hotty,
00:18:45and look out!
00:18:46Yeah!
00:18:47They're the Conquistadors!
00:18:48And it's not Edge and Christian,
00:18:50so you were wrong, Taz!
00:18:51You were wrong!
00:18:52What the hell is going on?
00:18:53I've told you,
00:18:54Numbers is never wrong!
00:18:56Look out!
00:18:57Christian knocked out of the ring,
00:18:58Edge left alone,
00:18:59Scotty Too Hotty rolls him up,
00:19:00and it's over!
00:19:01Too Cool steals one!
00:19:03Thanks to the Conquistadors!
00:19:04Joey Numbers was wrong that time!
00:19:07It ain't often that Numbers is wrong,
00:19:10but I gotta call him
00:19:11and find out what the deal is here!
00:19:13Conquistadors cost Edge and Christian the matchup!
00:19:15What is going on on Heat?
00:19:17A word with spread,
00:19:19but...
00:19:20Mick!
00:19:20Mick!
00:19:20Hey, Mick, what are you doing?
00:19:23Hey, Rebecca!
00:19:24I'm just looking through my new book,
00:19:25Mick Foley's Christmas Chaos.
00:19:27This bad boy's gonna be available nationwide
00:19:29starting October 24th.
00:19:30You wanna hear a little bit?
00:19:31Yeah, I'd love to.
00:19:32Okay, listen.
00:19:33Around the world,
00:19:34the news had spread
00:19:35that children were annoyed.
00:19:37If Santa was not coming,
00:19:39then who would bring their toys?
00:19:40By the millions,
00:19:41letters came and toy demands were listed.
00:19:44One Child Wanted Al Snow's Best Matches,
00:19:47though no such tape existed.
00:19:49Al, he doesn't have very many good matches.
00:19:52That's good!
00:19:52Thank you, I appreciate it.
00:19:53But, Mick, what are you really doing?
00:19:54Well, I'm looking all through this book.
00:19:56I'm looking everywhere for some trivia
00:19:58for tonight's edition of
00:19:59Who Wants to Be a Commissionaire.
00:20:01It's going to be awesome.
00:20:02That should be good.
00:20:03It will be.
00:20:03Oh, Acolytes at T&A,
00:20:07still playing cards and...
00:20:08What do you think, then?
00:20:09This game's getting really interesting.
00:20:11I don't play cards.
00:20:12Hey,
00:20:12you sure as to find hands.
00:20:15Oh, yeah?
00:20:15Let me see that.
00:20:16Nope.
00:20:17Let me see.
00:20:18No way.
00:20:19And you showed her.
00:20:21You did show her.
00:20:22Let me see.
00:20:22I said no way.
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00:23:22No Mercy is right around the corner,
00:23:23only two weeks away,
00:23:24live Sunday, October 22nd,
00:23:26from the sold-out Pepsi Arena
00:23:27in Albany, New York.
00:23:29One guy that no doubt
00:23:30will play a big part in No Mercy
00:23:31is the Commissioner Mick Foley.
00:23:33Now, this past week on SmackDown,
00:23:34Commissioner Mick Foley
00:23:35had to do something
00:23:35he did not want to do.
00:23:37He had to indefinitely suspend
00:23:38Stone Cold Steve Austin
00:23:40for Austin's actions
00:23:41this past couple of weeks.
00:23:42Well, I'll tell you what
00:23:43I asked the Commissioner about.
00:23:44Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:23:46Well, Steve Austin's lack of respect
00:23:48for the WWF Commissioner
00:23:50makes my job a lot less fun,
00:23:51which is one of the reasons
00:23:52I took this job to begin with.
00:23:54And whether it's his character or not,
00:23:56whether he wants to be
00:23:56the Texas Rattlesnake,
00:23:58he's got to understand
00:23:59that unless he listens
00:24:00to the WWF Commissioner,
00:24:01the guy not having fun
00:24:03will be him.
00:24:04After two stunners
00:24:05from Stone Cold Steve Austin,
00:24:06what will the next course
00:24:07of action be for Mick Foley?
00:24:17To create the most realistic
00:24:19football games
00:24:20means working with the pros.
00:24:21Sometimes that can lead to problems.
00:24:23Marshall, one fumble clip.
00:24:25Just one.
00:24:26No, I don't fumble.
00:24:28Just one time.
00:24:29No.
00:24:29I mean, just...
00:24:30I do not fumble.
00:24:31Fortunately, we're real problem solvers.
00:24:34Hey, Marshall!
00:24:39Rated E for everyone.
00:24:40I have no need to not speak.
00:24:46Please do something.
00:24:48Critics agree.
00:24:50Shanghai Noon is outrageously funny.
00:24:52You better believe me.
00:24:53Starring Jackie Chan.
00:24:55My name's John Wayne.
00:24:56John Wayne?
00:24:57That's a terrible cowboy name.
00:24:58And the hilarious Owen Wilson.
00:25:00Cha-ta, cha-ta, cha-ta.
00:25:01Plus, only on DVD.
00:25:04Special deleted scenes from the movie.
00:25:06And audio commentary
00:25:07from Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson.
00:25:09We go out on three.
00:25:10One, two, three.
00:25:12Hey!
00:25:13It's Shanghai Noon on video and DVD.
00:25:18In a week at No Mercy on pay-per-view,
00:25:20The Rock needs Kurt Angle,
00:25:21WWF title on the line.
00:25:23Rock's in trouble.
00:25:24Stephanie's in Kurt Angle's corner.
00:25:25You're damn right.
00:25:26The Rock, him, his world title's in trouble.
00:25:30Especially with Steph in Kurt Angle's corner.
00:25:32My prediction, Kurt Angle,
00:25:34new world heavyweight champion in the WWF.
00:25:36You're predicting The Rock to lose the title
00:25:38next Sunday at No Mercy to Kurt Angle.
00:25:41Did I start a numbnuts?
00:25:42No, you didn't.
00:25:44That's great.
00:25:45Well, here's William Regal,
00:25:46the goodwill ambassador to the United States
00:25:48for the United Kingdom,
00:25:49set for action on heat.
00:25:50Y2J, Chris Jericho,
00:26:03breaking it down on Sunday night.
00:26:06Chris Jericho!
00:26:08His name is William Rizzo.
00:26:10He ain't from England.
00:26:11He's from Sicily.
00:26:12He's a paesan!
00:26:14Guys, you really gotta get help.
00:26:16Yeah, I know.
00:26:17And look at Jericho.
00:26:18He looks to seem to be in a little bit of a bad mood tonight.
00:26:21Well, Y2J, Chris Jericho,
00:26:23he's not always in a bad mood.
00:26:24Why do you say he's in a bad mood tonight?
00:26:26No, no, no, no, no.
00:26:26He's in a bad mood tonight
00:26:27because I'm sure he'd rather be out
00:26:28shooting a TV commercial for Chef R.D.
00:26:31or shooting a photo cover
00:26:33or doing a photo shoot, an interview.
00:26:36I don't get nothing.
00:26:37This guy gets everything.
00:26:38He's a small little brat.
00:26:40What, are you jealous?
00:26:41No, I'm not jealous.
00:26:42I'll whoop his ass anything.
00:26:44Sure sounds that way to me.
00:26:45Hey, I still called Popp you
00:26:46the first week here on Heat.
00:26:48Stephanie slapped you last week.
00:26:49Who's gonna hit you tonight?
00:26:50How about I hit you?
00:26:51What are these bands?
00:26:51How about I punk you out?
00:26:53There we go.
00:26:54Y2J, Chris Jericho,
00:26:55set to take on William Regal
00:26:57in this matchup.
00:26:59And William Regal is very upset
00:27:01that Al Snow is the European champion, Taz.
00:27:05William Regal says he is disgraced
00:27:06that Al Snow is representing his country
00:27:09and his continent, Europe.
00:27:10No doubt.
00:27:11Al Snow's a disgrace to that belt.
00:27:13Okay, William Rizzo,
00:27:15as I love to call him,
00:27:16and that's R-I-Z-Z-O,
00:27:18the Paisan from Sicily.
00:27:19He should be the next European heavyweight champion.
00:27:22Did you get those facts from Joey Numbers?
00:27:23He helped you out a lot tonight
00:27:24on that conquistador thing.
00:27:26Yeah, he kind of dropped the ball
00:27:27a little bit on that,
00:27:28but that's all right.
00:27:28Side headlock by Y2J
00:27:30and knockdown of William Regal
00:27:32as we get underway
00:27:32in this matchup.
00:27:34Good old MC.
00:27:34Hold on.
00:27:35Good old MC.
00:27:35You need to learn something.
00:27:36We're getting off to a bad start here.
00:27:39You're getting a rub for me.
00:27:40I'm carrying you.
00:27:41Stop dissing me.
00:27:42I'm holding you right now.
00:27:43What a shot to the chin
00:27:44by Y2J.
00:27:45Chris Jericho.
00:27:46Regal's in trouble.
00:27:47Jericho knocks him down.
00:27:48First cover of the matchup.
00:27:48Hook of the leg
00:27:49and a kickout after two.
00:27:51I'll tell you what.
00:27:51I hate to do it.
00:27:52I'll give Jericho his due.
00:27:54He's a tough dude
00:27:55even though he's got that pretty face
00:27:56and that pretty hair.
00:27:57And you know something?
00:27:58Oh, look at William Regal.
00:28:00Oh, in trouble though to Y2J.
00:28:02Here's a cover and a kickout.
00:28:03Oh, look at this.
00:28:03Reversal by Regal.
00:28:06Well, setting him up
00:28:07for the walls of Jericho
00:28:08is Y2J.
00:28:10Can Regal counter this
00:28:11that he does with a shot to the eye
00:28:12and another one?
00:28:14Jericho.
00:28:15You know, I'll give you
00:28:15a little backstory on Jericho.
00:28:17He's a 16-time All-American
00:28:19in water polo
00:28:19from Red River Community College
00:28:21over there in Ontario
00:28:23wherever the hell he's from.
00:28:24Chris Jericho just met the Steel Post.
00:28:26William Regal in control.
00:28:27Commissioner McFoley
00:28:28is here live tonight
00:28:29at WWF New York.
00:28:31Cypress, Cypress Hill's in the house.
00:28:32On MTV, Cypress Hill is in the house.
00:28:34There it is.
00:28:35Look at that.
00:28:36Jericho hitting the Steel Post.
00:28:37Cypress Hill will perform here
00:28:38live tonight on Heat.
00:28:40And what's Commissioner McFoley
00:28:41talking about?
00:28:41Cover by Regal.
00:28:42Could be a big upset
00:28:43and a kickout.
00:28:44What is Commissioner McFoley
00:28:45talking about?
00:28:46You want to be a commissioner?
00:28:48I don't know.
00:28:48We're going to find out.
00:28:50But, uh...
00:28:50Oh!
00:28:51But I'll tell you what...
00:28:52Kick down by Regal.
00:28:52McFoley, and that right there
00:28:54is called the reverse arm ball
00:28:55something you wouldn't know
00:28:55nothing about
00:28:56because you've never been
00:28:56in the ring.
00:28:57But anyway...
00:28:58Finally earning your money
00:28:58as a color commentator.
00:28:59No, what's the...
00:29:00Where's the heat
00:29:01with you and me, man?
00:29:02Calm down.
00:29:03I'm the star.
00:29:03You're the flesh.
00:29:04Like, shut up.
00:29:06What a shot
00:29:06from Jericho
00:29:07to the side of the head
00:29:08of William Regal.
00:29:10Chris Jericho
00:29:11whipped into the ropes.
00:29:11Nice takedown.
00:29:12Rolls him up.
00:29:13Here's a cover.
00:29:13Two and a kickout.
00:29:14After two by Regal.
00:29:15And what about...
00:29:17Oh, look at William Regal
00:29:18going to work on Jericho.
00:29:19Regal ain't...
00:29:20That's called a key lock.
00:29:21That's a key lock arm bar.
00:29:23Something you know nothing about.
00:29:24You ain't never been in the ring.
00:29:26You're a punk.
00:29:27This Rizzo Regal,
00:29:28whatever his name is,
00:29:29he'll tie in more knots
00:29:30than a Cub Scout.
00:29:31Ah!
00:29:31Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:32Ah!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:33Ah!
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:34Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:35Ah!
00:29:36Cub Scout, you get it?
00:29:36Well, that's what he's doing here.
00:29:37Regal's in control
00:29:37of Y2J.
00:29:38Chris Jericho.
00:29:39Also, keep in mind, folks,
00:29:40apparently there is a game
00:29:42of strip poker going on
00:29:43between the Acolytes
00:29:45and TNA
00:29:45and Trish Stratus
00:29:47as the bait, so to speak.
00:29:48MC, she's up to something,
00:29:50but I'll tell you what,
00:29:51we need to get a little poker game
00:29:52going, you and I, backstage.
00:29:54We gotta hope something.
00:29:54Wait a minute,
00:29:55cover by Regal.
00:29:56There's two,
00:29:56and Jericho kicks out
00:29:57before a count of three.
00:29:59I am not playing
00:29:59strip poker with you.
00:30:00Let's get that straight.
00:30:01You might look cute
00:30:02in those little pink boxer shorts
00:30:03you wear, you punk.
00:30:05And Regal,
00:30:05working on that left arm
00:30:06continually of Y2J.
00:30:08Chris Jericho.
00:30:09We mentioned Cypress Hill
00:30:10in the house here tonight,
00:30:11live from WWF New York.
00:30:13I'm not a big fan
00:30:14of a lot of things,
00:30:15but I'm a big fan
00:30:16of Cypress Hills.
00:30:16They're in the house,
00:30:17no doubt.
00:30:18Big up to Cypress Hills.
00:30:20They're Brooklyn's own,
00:30:21you know that?
00:30:21Yeah, I thought they got
00:30:22their name from Los Angeles.
00:30:24No, no, no.
00:30:25Oh, look at this.
00:30:25Los Angeles,
00:30:26they're from Brooklyn.
00:30:27And William Regal reverses,
00:30:29and Jericho's in trouble,
00:30:30and Regal taking Jericho
00:30:31to school.
00:30:32There's the two count.
00:30:33Jericho again
00:30:33gets the shoulder up
00:30:35before the count of three.
00:30:37This is a hell of a matchup.
00:30:38Jericho and Rizzo
00:30:39going at it.
00:30:41It's Regal.
00:30:42William Regal.
00:30:43Regal, Rizzo,
00:30:43Rosso,
00:30:44whatever his name is.
00:30:45Oh, look out.
00:30:45Jericho trying to set
00:30:46Regal up for the backslide.
00:30:47Enough straight.
00:30:48There he does.
00:30:48Regal's in trouble.
00:30:49There's two,
00:30:50and Regal kicks out
00:30:51before the count of three.
00:30:53And Jericho with a shot
00:30:54to the side of the head
00:30:55of William Regal.
00:30:55Look at Rizzo's chest.
00:30:57It looks like
00:30:57a little raw filet mignon
00:30:58from Sicily there.
00:31:00Well, that's why.
00:31:00Nice chops
00:31:01from Y2J.
00:31:02Chris Jericho
00:31:03whipped into the rope.
00:31:04Oh, what a takedown
00:31:05by Jericho,
00:31:06and Regal's in trouble.
00:31:07Regal is in trouble.
00:31:09Jericho's on his game.
00:31:10You better be careful.
00:31:12And there's the bulldog
00:31:13from Jericho
00:31:14into the cover,
00:31:15hooks the leg.
00:31:16Two,
00:31:16and Regal kicks out
00:31:17before a count of three.
00:31:19No doubt
00:31:20this is a hell of a matchup.
00:31:21Regal,
00:31:22Rizzo,
00:31:22Jericho,
00:31:23they're going at it.
00:31:24This is fat.
00:31:25Regal with a reversal.
00:31:26Jericho into the corner.
00:31:27Regal catches an elbow
00:31:28for his efforts,
00:31:29and Jericho now
00:31:30from the second rope,
00:31:31and Regal just pushed
00:31:32the referee
00:31:32in the way
00:31:33of that missile dropkick.
00:31:34Did you see Jericho
00:31:35dropkick the ref
00:31:36on purpose?
00:31:36That's really not nice.
00:31:37Regal threw referee
00:31:38Jimmy Corneros
00:31:39into Y2J.
00:31:39He did it on purpose.
00:31:41And there's a low blow
00:31:42by Regal.
00:31:42Nice goodwill ambassador.
00:31:43I didn't see that.
00:31:44Nice manners for William.
00:31:46Wait a minute.
00:31:47It's the European champion
00:31:48out of snow.
00:31:50Ref, get up.
00:31:50Oh.
00:31:51And he just hit Regal
00:31:52in the head with head.
00:31:53Some payback
00:31:54for SmackDown
00:31:54this past Thursday night.
00:31:56There's the lion's soul.
00:31:57Hook of the leg.
00:31:58Jericho beats Regal.
00:32:02Give an assist to Al Snow.
00:32:05Al Snow comes out,
00:32:06gives Rizzo a little head.
00:32:07What's up with that?
00:32:08Well, it's what happened
00:32:09on SmackDown
00:32:10this past Thursday night.
00:32:11William Regal
00:32:12attacked Al Snow
00:32:13after Al Snow
00:32:14won a European
00:32:14championship matchup.
00:32:16Tonight on heat,
00:32:17Al Snow gets some revenge.
00:32:18And check this out.
00:32:19Boom.
00:32:20A shot from Al Snow
00:32:22to the side of the head
00:32:22of William Regal.
00:32:23And wait.
00:32:24Hey, wait a minute.
00:32:25Oh, boy.
00:32:25She's making the rounds
00:32:32and see.
00:32:33Look at this.
00:32:36She's got really
00:32:37pretty hair.
00:32:37You know that?
00:32:37She better hope
00:32:38TNA has something
00:32:39in their hand
00:32:40or she's losing
00:32:41another part of clothing.
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:45Well, here.
00:32:46Why didn't I just
00:32:46save you the trouble?
00:32:51Oh, boy.
00:32:53Relax, Taz.
00:32:54Relax.
00:32:54Oh, my God.
00:32:56Mick.
00:32:58Mick, what are you doing?
00:32:59Who wants to be
00:33:00a commissioner?
00:33:00Is that up next?
00:33:01We've got to go.
00:33:04I thought you said
00:33:05it was going to be awesome.
00:33:07Didn't say that,
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00:33:08Yeah.
00:33:08Come on.
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00:35:55Welcome back
00:35:56to Sunday Night Heat
00:35:57right here on MTV.
00:35:58We are still counting
00:35:59the arrival
00:36:00and the performance
00:36:01of Cypress Hill.
00:36:02But let me tell you
00:36:03what they write down.
00:36:03Let's give it up
00:36:05for the only nation
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00:36:08Mr. Mick Foley!
00:36:09Welcome to Who Wants to Be a Commissionaire,
00:36:17the game that dares to ask the questions, period.
00:36:22Here's how we play.
00:36:23I will be asking a series of WWF-related questions.
00:36:41We have several contestants.
00:36:42Whoever answers the most correctly wins a chance to not only become honorary commissioner for the rest of the show,
00:36:50but will also score two tickets, but will also score two tickets to no mercy.
00:36:56Now, you are able to have three lifelines.
00:37:01Lifeline number one will be Michael Cole.
00:37:04Lifeline number two, poll the audience.
00:37:08Lifeline number three, Taz.
00:37:11You're a lifeline?
00:37:13Give me a break.
00:37:15Give me a break.
00:37:16A thug life deadline, baby!
00:37:19Okay, question number one.
00:37:21What's your name?
00:37:22Matt.
00:37:22Is that your final answer?
00:37:24Yes!
00:37:25How many men has Stephanie McMahon kissed since debuting here in the WWF?
00:37:33Hey, no yelling, no, hey, hey, hey, calm down.
00:37:38Number one.
00:37:40A, three people.
00:37:43B, two people.
00:37:46C, four people.
00:37:49Or D, 35 different men.
00:37:53I'm begging him.
00:38:03Matt.
00:38:04Yeah, take your time, Matt.
00:38:06Is it A, three, B, two, C, four, or D, 35?
00:38:11Today, Matt!
00:38:17Hey.
00:38:20Hey, for crying out loud, we need a final answer, Matt.
00:38:23I'm going to use my lifeline.
00:38:26Okay, we're going to go to Michael Cole.
00:38:27Michael.
00:38:29Yeah, okay, I'm going to say, um, I'll say, I'll say four.
00:38:34Four.
00:38:37What would you have said?
00:38:38No, don't answer it.
00:38:40Matt.
00:38:45I'm going to go against Michael Cole.
00:38:47I'm going to go with letter A, three.
00:38:50Is that your final answer?
00:38:54Yes, Regis.
00:38:58The answer is four.
00:39:00Yeah, give it up for me, Taz.
00:39:02Taz, Kurt Angle, Triple H, and the trick here, her father, Vincent K. McMahon.
00:39:08Good job, Matt.
00:39:10Thanks, Taz.
00:39:11Question number two.
00:39:14What retro 70s item appears on my desk?
00:39:18Is it A, a disco ball?
00:39:22B, a cactus?
00:39:24C, a videotape of Al Snow's last good match.
00:39:32Oh, Matt.
00:39:32Oh, no, actually, I made that one up.
00:39:36C would be a lava lamp.
00:39:40And D, actor Bobby Brady.
00:39:44Nick, I've got to go with C.
00:39:48Is that your final answer, the lava lamp?
00:39:50I could ask Taz, but no, I've got to go with C.
00:39:54Is that your final answer?
00:39:55Final answer.
00:39:56You are correct, sir.
00:39:57Good job, baby, with the Taz hat.
00:40:00Yeah, baby.
00:40:02Notice how he didn't have to use you, though.
00:40:04Number three.
00:40:05What color and kind of underwear does Taz have on tonight?
00:40:09Is it A, he doesn't wear any, B, orange bikini briefs, C, a black thong, or D, tighty white?
00:40:17Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:40:19I got a question for you, Commissioner McFoley.
00:40:24McFoley, what are the similarities between an elephant and a lion?
00:40:30They both live in the jungle?
00:40:33You aren't wrong.
00:40:34They are both marsupials.
00:40:37Hey, Taz, that's good, except I happen to know they're both crustaceans.
00:40:40But listen, Taz, nobody's going to win here.
00:40:43We are going directly back to the poker game.
00:40:45Thank goodness.
00:40:46Have a nice day.
00:40:46All right, sounds good to me, man.
00:40:48Strip poker.
00:40:49I can't believe this.
00:40:50Do you guys even know how to play this game?
00:40:53Hey, we're not doing so bad.
00:40:55You're not naked.
00:40:56Hey, hey, hey.
00:40:57I think what you'd call is doing a little bit of a role.
00:41:00Fool house.
00:41:01Damn it.
00:41:02Fool house, fool house.
00:41:04I'm rooting for the accolades.
00:41:04I'm sorry, don't I?
00:41:06Let them melons lose.
00:41:07Oh, boy.
00:41:09Woo!
00:41:12You need a manager.
00:41:14Say something, Michael.
00:41:16Keep losing to you today.
00:41:17Keep losing.
00:41:18I hear you.
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00:42:03Here's to the perfect relationship.
00:42:05How's the business, Mr. Shapiro?
00:42:10Business has never been better for me.
00:42:12Everyone has download rigor mortis.
00:42:16$200 for pickup.
00:42:18People, they want to shop online.
00:42:20Play games.
00:42:21Download music.
00:42:22Phone lines is for phones.
00:42:24That's what my brother says.
00:42:26Oops.
00:42:27You know what you need, Mr. Shapiro?
00:42:29A bungalow, Mr. Shapiro.
00:42:32That's what you need.
00:42:33A bungalow.
00:42:34That's a gable.
00:42:39Oh.
00:42:41Refill.
00:42:42I got it.
00:42:42Hey, guess what I got in the mail the other day?
00:42:45My firearms license.
00:42:46Got yours yet?
00:42:47Nah.
00:42:48Haven't even applied.
00:42:49Better hurry.
00:42:50You can save $50 on your possession-only license,
00:42:53but only until October 15th.
00:42:54Really?
00:42:55Yeah.
00:42:55The law says you've got to have a license by the end of this year,
00:42:58and you can't get ammunition without it.
00:43:00I'd better apply fast.
00:43:02Yep.
00:43:02Contact us at 1-800-731-4000,
00:43:05or visit our website.
00:43:07A message from the government of Canada.
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00:43:14Drive hard.
00:43:20Welcome back to Sunday Night Heat.
00:43:22Now Presto presents No Mercy.
00:43:24One week from tonight,
00:43:25live from the sold-out Pepsi Arena
00:43:26in Auburn, New York.
00:43:28Presto, the makers of the Pizazz Pizza Oven.
00:43:31WWF New York,
00:43:33give it up for
00:43:34Cypress Hill!
00:43:41Yo,
00:43:42I want to give a big shout-out to the Godfather.
00:43:45He needs to come back to the line.
00:43:49We want to see you down,
00:43:51Cypress Hill South Park.
00:43:52Cypress Hill South Park.
00:43:56About 50% of Donald Trump.
00:43:57Let's play this race.
00:44:02Stop on!
00:44:03Rops down,
00:44:03make a turn drop off!
00:44:04Piceps,
00:44:05come sick like Delletopper!
00:44:06Yes!
00:44:06Jack moves up!
00:44:07I stink in that dirty coppers,
00:44:08like I said before,
00:44:09I'll take you labor whores!
00:44:11Down to the bone yard,
00:44:12that's all you good for!
00:44:13Only one way to deal with a softie
00:44:15Take dance out, I'll be розin' rain for a seat
00:44:17You wanna text me? You better freestyle
00:44:19Bang and go on and on, hit up a bike
00:44:21You can get the best of me
00:44:23You can get the best of me
00:44:29You can get the best of me
00:44:32You can get the best of me
00:44:36You can get the best of me
00:44:40You can get the best of me
00:44:43Can't get the best of man!
00:44:55How ya'll feelin'!
00:45:01Play is broken!
00:45:03Hey!
00:45:05Yeah!
00:45:09Get down!
00:45:11Put it down real!
00:45:135-4 in the weekend
00:45:15What you need is to come play the heat
00:45:17So you can beat this tragedy
00:45:19Had to be in your mind, fucking in
00:45:21Glad to see you broke the damn manatee
00:45:23From coming through
00:45:25And with the new
00:45:33We choose to lead you
00:45:35Out of the hood, throw away something to the
00:45:37Listen up punk, don't fuck
00:45:39You can't get the best of me
00:45:41I can't get the best of me
00:45:43You can't get the best of me
00:45:45Can't get the best of me
00:45:47You can't get the best of me
00:45:49You can't get the best of me
00:45:51You can't get the best of me
00:45:53Can't get the best of me
00:45:55You can't get the best of me
00:45:57Can't get the best of me
00:45:59You can't get the best of me
00:46:01You can't get the best of me
00:46:03You can't get the best of me
00:46:05You can't get the best of me
00:46:07Get the best man
00:46:09Get the best man
00:46:11Get the best man
00:46:13Get off on the rapping apparatus
00:46:15Take our crews who think they the maddest
00:46:17I'm mad
00:46:18I'm saying for real
00:46:19I'm the maddest
00:46:20And you ain't in our status
00:46:22Rome in the zone, no I'm never alone
00:46:24Be real, got my bad taking nachos
00:46:26So when it comes down to who's the locus
00:46:28I'm the proud of sling them
00:46:30Who's that?
00:46:32Break my clothes
00:46:33Gonna make a move and smoke your damn
00:46:35Get that sucker and that wacker
00:46:37Every time I see that they're locked off
00:46:39Let's get it
00:46:40I smoke the competition
00:46:41Break down fools
00:46:42Oh shit
00:46:43One by one you're locked about missing
00:46:45You can't mess with
00:46:46Yeah, I ain't just shit
00:46:56You can't get the best man
00:46:58You can't get the best man
00:47:00You can't get the best man
00:47:02You can't get the best man
00:47:04You can't get the best man
00:47:15You can't get the best man
00:47:19You can't get the best man
00:47:21You can't get the best of me, you can't get the best of me, you can't get the best of me, you can't get the best of me.
00:47:32All right, Cypress Hill.
00:47:38I'll tell you what, Jess, Cypress Hill, that might be something you can't get the best of me.
00:47:43That's the story of my relationship.
00:47:44The CD Skull and Bones available now.
00:47:47All kin aside, Skull and Bones is the bomb, I got one myself.
00:47:52Cypress Hill live from WWF New York.
00:47:56Tremendous.
00:47:58Speaking of tremendous.
00:48:01Look at all those cans.
00:48:05You make your girl a rock and a rock.
00:48:09The Acolytes won the final hand.
00:48:13No!
00:48:17Oh, wait a minute, that's just clobbered Bradshaw.
00:48:20Now we're going after Baruch.
00:48:23T&A, chair to the back of Baruch.
00:48:27Look at Bradshaw into that steel cabinet.
00:48:30Typical woman MC.
00:48:33T&A taking up the Acolytes, so much for strip poker.
00:48:36I ran over Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:48:42Stone Cold Steve Austin.
00:48:44It's going to be one solid Stone Cold.
00:48:49It's going to be bad.
00:48:50It's going to be real bad.
00:48:53No holds barred.
00:48:54This match is going to take brutality to a whole other level.
00:48:59WWF No Mercy, presented live by Presto, next Sunday on pay-per-view.
00:49:05For details, visit WWF.com.
00:49:08I'm Darren Millard from the Hockey News Show.
00:49:10The season has started for most, but not for all.
00:49:12Find out what happens when a National Hockey League squad is forced to kick off its schedule
00:49:16without its all-star goaltender and team captain.
00:49:19Plus, Marty McSorley's legal game is over.
00:49:22Now he wants to hit the ice.
00:49:23This week on the Hockey News Puck Poll, tell us if the trial was worth the event that it
00:49:27turned out to be.
00:49:28The results on the Hockey News Show, this week.
00:49:38Every night at 10, it's your team.
00:49:40Tell you what, this is one show you do not want to miss.
00:49:42Your home.
00:49:44My microphone is on.
00:49:45Sometimes, Jamie Campbell, I don't know if that's a good thing.
00:49:47Your sports.
00:49:48Like Bachman-Turner Overdrive, the CFL was working overtime last night.
00:49:53Sports Central East always serves up your home team news first.
00:49:56From breaking stories to in-depth interviews.
00:49:58Primetime Sports Central was the first to tell you last night.
00:50:02We're there first at 10.
00:50:03Sports Central East, your team, first at 10.
00:50:09Daniel, am Großvater and I have genau the same thing.
00:50:13That made my friends easier.
00:50:15This is simple.
00:50:18Because the Lebensgriller was locked.
00:50:23Ottawa asks us to design a pump for the third world.
00:50:27International development said lightweight, rust-proof.
00:50:30So simple you could fix it with a rubber band and a bent nail.
00:50:33I see.
00:50:34Today's technology, no problem.
00:50:36Well, maybe today's technology is the problem.
00:50:41It was in our own backyard.
00:50:51Then and I, resourceful to stay.
00:50:53She says you Canadians have such modern ideas.
00:51:03Tell her it's really a very old idea.
00:51:05Jody Vance has your team, your highlights, and your scores.
00:51:15Sports Central East with Jody Vance.
00:51:17Weekdays on CTV Sportsnet.
00:51:20Your team, first at six.
00:51:22On the next Labatt Blue Tuesday night hockey.
00:51:26Last year was a dream season in St. Louis, till a first-round playoff loss turned it into a nightmare.
00:51:31Now, Pronger and the Blues look to send a message with a win over Stevie Y and the Wings.
00:51:34Next Tuesday at 7.30, 8.30 Atlantic on CTV Sportsnet.
00:51:38Sports Central East, your team, first at 10.
00:51:45We just saw TNA attack the Acolytes before the break.
00:51:48What are you talking about, a typical woman?
00:51:49Trish Stratus, typical woman, sucking the Acolytes in, man, and they got whooped.
00:51:55So you're saying that Trish and TNA set the Acolytes up?
00:51:58Obvious.
00:51:59Big game by the broad.
00:52:02You have better call somebody.
00:52:08So the Road Dogs set for action on Sunday Night Heat.
00:52:12We are live at WWF New York on MTV.
00:52:16Taz's Network.
00:52:17You see, I'm right.
00:52:21You see, it's me.
00:52:22It's me.
00:52:24It's a D-O-W-G.
00:52:27Commissioner McFoley is here live at WWF New York.
00:52:30And Taz, he's promised that he's going to reveal a WWF legend, bringing a legend back to network television here tonight.
00:52:36But he hasn't delivered that legend yet.
00:52:38I figured it out.
00:52:39Moondog Spot.
00:52:40That's the guy.
00:52:41Moondog Spot.
00:52:42Moondog Spot.
00:52:42Moondog Spot's making a comeback, baby.
00:52:45God, it ain't him.
00:52:48All right.
00:52:49Moondog going to tag with you?
00:52:50No, thank you.
00:52:51Welcome to the D-O-W-G-House.
00:53:00Now then, I can sit up here singing my song all night long, but all I'm interested in right now, Chris Benoit, is proving you wrong.
00:53:11Fight the words from the Road Dog, who's going to have his work cut out.
00:53:25The football contest is going to go for a white ball.
00:53:28Making hits right there ain't from Davidson, Alberta.
00:53:31Weighing in at 25 pounds, Chris Benoit.
00:53:36Well, I hope good old Road Dog brought his lunch.
00:53:38All right, look out.
00:53:39Road Dog going to work on the rabbit boomerine.
00:53:42Chris Benoit, why's that?
00:53:43Why do you have to interrupt me?
00:53:45Because the match started.
00:53:46Okay, anyway, I hope the Road Dog brought his lunch, because it's going to be an all-day job.
00:53:52Wood Benoit.
00:53:53Chris Benoit, who in one week, at No Mercy, live on Pay-Per-View next Sunday night, will have his hands full with a game Triple H.
00:54:02And this one's become extremely personal.
00:54:03Remember, Taz, it was Chris Benoit who cost Triple H the number one contender status for the WWF Championship.
00:54:09It was Chris Benoit who head-butted Triple H's wife, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.
00:54:13You know, I'm hoping for the rabbit Wolverine, and he didn't bite off him more, and he could chew with the game.
00:54:20Take it from me, the game can go.
00:54:22And I know Bedwell can go, too.
00:54:23That's going to be a physical match-up.
00:54:25Heat's coming to you live tonight from WWF New York in the heart of Times Square.
00:54:28A week for tonight will come to you live from the sight of No Mercy with live United TV.
00:54:34Crossface!
00:54:35Trying to lock it in on the Road Dog.
00:54:37The Road Dog's got his feet on the ropes.
00:54:39And what about the strategy?
00:54:40Road Dog burying his face in the mat.
00:54:42Smart.
00:54:43Smart.
00:54:44Gets his body on the ropes, gets his legs on the ropes, buries his head.
00:54:46Very smart.
00:54:47Road Dog's a veteran.
00:54:48He ain't easy.
00:54:49I'm going to venture to say, Taz, and we say this a lot, but I really believe this,
00:54:53that No Mercy is going to be the most anticipated pay-per-view of all time in the World Wrestling Federation.
00:54:58Not only is it Triple H versus Chris Benoit, not only is it The Rock versus Kurt Angle for the World Wrestling Federation title
00:55:03and Stephanie in Kurt Angle's corner, but it's Stone Cold Steve Austin's return to the ring
00:55:08when he takes on Rikishi.
00:55:10No holds barred in this will not be a wrestling match.
00:55:12No, no doubt about that.
00:55:14No Mercy is going to be a kick-ass, show-ass user for the WWF.
00:55:18But let's look at the rabbit Wolverine dissecting Road Dog.
00:55:22What a game plan.
00:55:23Getting on that left arm, weakening it up for the Crossface.
00:55:26We're a week away from No Mercy.
00:55:27Raw tomorrow night live on TNN.
00:55:30Comes to you from the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit.
00:55:33And with just six days to go, come tomorrow night before No Mercy.
00:55:36Who knows?
00:55:36Oh, man.
00:55:38What people like Chris Benoit and Triple H and Stone Cold are going to have on their agendas heading into Raw tomorrow night.
00:55:43Like I said, Triple H and Benoit's going to be real physical.
00:55:46Then again, you wouldn't know about physical except for being in your hotel room by yourself.
00:55:49Oh, look at this.
00:55:50Benoit misses with a headbutt.
00:55:51Road Dog just rolls out of the way.
00:55:53And Benoit's in trouble.
00:55:55Speaking of you, word on the street is from Joey Numbers.
00:55:58Oh, look out.
00:56:01A little shake, rattle, and roll time for Road Dog.
00:56:03Listen up.
00:56:04He who goes to sleep with an itchy ass wakes up with a smelly finger, Michael Cole.
00:56:10Wash your hands.
00:56:13That was great, Taz.
00:56:14Road Dog delivers the knee to the sternum.
00:56:16There's two and a kick out by Chris Benoit.
00:56:19Wash your hands.
00:56:20I would love to know who writes your comedy.
00:56:22And Road Dog's in control of the rabbit Wolverine, Chris Benoit.
00:56:26Commissioner McFulley is here live tonight on Heat.
00:56:29Says he's going to reveal a WWE legend.
00:56:31Bringing a superstar back to network television here tonight.
00:56:35Oh, look out.
00:56:36Crossface.
00:56:37Crossface time.
00:56:38He's got it locked in now with the Road Dog.
00:56:40Benoit with the crossface locked in.
00:56:43And that's it.
00:56:44Road Dog taps out.
00:56:45And if Benoit locks that in on Triple H and no mercy, forget about it.
00:56:49No doubt about it.
00:56:50He ain't letting go either.
00:56:51I like that style.
00:56:53Hook him, Benoit.
00:56:54Hook him.
00:56:54Road Dog has no choice.
00:56:56He had no choice.
00:56:58The crossface is devastating.
00:57:00I'll out of task mission.
00:57:01Well, look at this.
00:57:02The game.
00:57:02Hook him, Triple H.
00:57:03The game.
00:57:04The game.
00:57:05Going after Benoit.
00:57:06There's the spear.
00:57:07Triple H.
00:57:08Triple H hammering away on Benoit.
00:57:10These two will meet at no mercy in a week on pay-per-view.
00:57:14Smart thinking on Benoit.
00:57:16Get out of harm's way.
00:57:17This guy's on fire.
00:57:18The game is on fire.
00:57:19He's coming after him.
00:57:21No.
00:57:22Triple H.
00:57:23Triple H wants Benoit.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:24Benoit off the announce table.
00:57:27Look out.
00:57:27Triple H with the right hand of the rabid wolverine.
00:57:29Triple H can't wait for no mercy.
00:57:31He's showing no mercy here tonight on heat on Chris Benoit.
00:57:35Like I said, it's going to be physical.
00:57:37This is just a taste of what's going to happen at no mercy with these two.
00:57:41Just a taste.
00:57:42As Triple H hammers away on Benoit.
00:57:44They meet at no mercy next Sunday.
00:57:46Oh, what a physical war it's going to be at no mercy on pay-per-view.
00:57:51Oh, my God.
00:57:53What a match.
00:57:53I can't wait until next week at no mercy.
00:57:55I'll tell you that.
00:57:56But thanks for joining us this week on Sunday Night Heat.
00:57:59And don't forget to check out the premiere of our new show, Rock, which is going to air
00:58:02at 11 o'clock on MTV.
00:58:04That's why you don't forget to watch next week WF, WWF, Sunday Night Heat at the site
00:58:10with no mercy.
00:58:12We got a promise of fame that gets to see the Superstar.
00:58:15We got to go, mate.
00:58:16Wait, wait, just a second.
00:58:17He's got to go.
00:58:18Who wants to see the Superstar?
00:58:19We got to go.
00:58:21We got to go, mate.
00:58:23We got to go.
00:58:26What are you doing?
00:58:27It's Mr. Sugar.
00:58:31Game day every day.
00:58:37Spring mountains in the background.
00:58:38The TPC at Summerlin.
00:58:40Good thing I don't have to work today.
00:58:44Because I am so hungover.
00:58:54Man, that sandwich was good.
00:58:55Is there another one?
00:58:56We're saving it for Dave.
00:58:57You can't resist Wendy's bacon mushroom milk with all that bacon and cheddar.
00:59:01Hey, Dave, why don't you stay out a few more laps?
00:59:03Okay.
00:59:03Where's that sandwich?
00:59:04Gerald, I hope no one ate my lunch.
00:59:06Well, you got to have one.
00:59:07You got to have one.
00:59:09Dandruff?
00:59:10Psoriasis?
00:59:10Scalp dermatitis?
00:59:12If you ask all the dermatologists listed here to recommend a therapeutic shampoo,
00:59:16Neutrogena T-Gel would come out number one.
00:59:18T-Gel works on all three itchy, flaky scalp conditions.
00:59:21Neutrogena T-Gel.
00:59:23It works.
00:59:25Sports Central East.
00:59:26Your team.
00:59:27First at 10.
00:59:28Welcome to Taz 101.
00:59:41Tonight, no mercy.
00:59:44Big show.
00:59:45Live pay-per-view of...
00:59:46Sit up.
00:59:48Live pay-per-view of...
00:59:49Taz, you're scaring me.
00:59:50Oh, I'm scaring you.
00:59:52Well, you should be scared, honey.
00:59:54Because on Taz's network, you're either a host or a victim.
00:59:58You need to bring your A-game because you're dropping the ball.
01:00:01Now, what are you?
01:00:03I'm...
01:00:03I'm a what?
01:00:04I'm a host.
01:00:05Shut up!
01:00:06What?
01:00:06I'm a host.
01:00:07You're a host, right?
01:00:08And what do you need to do?
01:00:09Ask questions.
01:00:11And what do you need to get?
01:00:13Answers!
01:00:14Then what the hell are you waiting for?
01:00:16Why are you freaking out of my face?
01:00:18One too many flappuccinos for her, huh?
01:00:21What about me?
01:00:22What about Raven?
01:00:24Listen, your name sucks.
01:00:26You need to get a new name.
01:00:27I like my name.
01:00:28Shut up!
01:00:29You need to get a new name.
01:00:29Now, get out of here and go do something constructive.
01:00:31Nice hat, by the way.
01:00:32I like that.
01:00:35J-O-B.
01:00:58You are looking at the state capital of New York, Albany, and the Pepsi Arena sold out
01:01:09as thousands of fans file in.
01:01:11We are less than an hour away from No Mercy, live on pay-per-view, and welcome to Sunday
01:01:17Night Heat on MTV.
01:01:19Hello again, everybody.
01:01:20I'm Michael Cole backstage along with Taz as we get set for No Mercy, and we are expecting
01:01:24the arrival momentarily of Stone Cold Steve Austin set for a no-hold-barred matchup tonight
01:01:29against Rikishi.
01:01:30But you've got to take it easy on Rebecca.
01:01:32She's going to be a good one, Taz.
01:01:34Listen, she'll be a star with my health, but enough about her.
01:01:37I'll tell you, Taz, what about Kurt Angle talking about expecting people?
01:01:41Kurt Angle is supposed to be our special guest host tonight, but he's nowhere to be found.
01:01:45Don't worry about our Olympic hero.
01:01:47I was at the gym this morning.
01:01:49Kurt was hanging and banging, doing two hours of cardio, and I predict he will be the next
01:01:54WWF champion, no doubt.
01:01:56Well, Kurt Angle's business associate, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley, telling us, Taz, that Kurt
01:02:00Angle will have an exclusive interview with The Rock right here tonight on Heat.
01:02:04How's he going to pull that one off?
01:02:06He can do anything he wants.
01:02:07Angle will pull it off, especially with Stephanie as his advisor.
01:02:11There ain't nothing stopping Angle now.
01:02:13So you're saying that it will be Kurt Angle who defeats The Rock tonight at No Mercy to
01:02:16become the next WWF champion?
01:02:18Hey, that's my opinion, and I think it's going to be a fact by the end of the night.
01:02:22Well, tag team titles are also on the line here tonight at No Mercy, less than an hour
01:02:25away on pay-per-view.
01:02:26The Hardy Boys will defend the tag team titles against the Conquistadors.
01:02:31Let's take it back to SmackDown this past Thursday night.
01:02:33A battle royal to determine the number one contenders.
01:02:35As Too Cool was eliminated, they got into it with Lowdown, drawing the referee.
01:02:39Check this out.
01:02:39Bubba Ray Dudley eliminates one of the Conquistadors.
01:02:42Bubba Ray Dudley...
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