- 6/24/2025
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00:00THE END
00:30Get your hands up where I can see them
00:49Then turn around
00:50Real slow
00:52Why'd you run?
00:59Because you were chasing me
01:02So, you're a private detective
01:09Okay then, Mr. Detective
01:11You seem to have the advantage of me
01:12What can I do for you?
01:14You got a key
01:15Sure, I got loads of keys, hasn't everyone?
01:17Yeah, but not to someone else's private bank vault
01:20You know the one I'm talking about
01:22Now put it on the ground
01:24Turn around
01:33Oh, my God.
02:03The key's hooked onto my belt loop.
02:10I knew I'd talk you around.
02:14We must do this again sometime.
02:17Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta return this to its rightful owner.
02:22Give Jane my regards.
02:24I don't think I'll bother.
02:26You see, she actually paid me to retrieve the key and rub you out.
02:29So if I go giving her your regards, it'll kind of let the cat out of the bag,
02:32and we don't want that, do we?
02:34The bitch.
02:35Low-down little whore.
02:37I'll get even with her.
02:42You've done well, Gaku.
02:44So how do you want me to pay your fee?
02:47Just to have the money transferred into my account.
02:50I was wondering, would you like to guard my vault key for me?
03:00Thanks, but I'll pass.
03:02Remember, I saw what happened to the last guy who had it.
03:04I don't fancy ending up the same way as him.
03:06I don't know.
03:16I'll pass.
03:18Huh.
03:29Wait.
03:30another earth tremor
03:39great idea building a city on a fault line
04:00earthquake update this last tremor to hit the city measured only point six on the richter scale
04:16citizens are in no danger i've said that twice before now both times a major quake is followed
04:22this whole city's on a knife edge it could be reduced to a pile of rubble at any moment
04:27that makes the population jumpy they could all be dead tomorrow so they take more risks
04:32commit more crime still it keeps me in work oh by the way i'm goku
04:57sakuma come in please tam you're here i have visual on the target
05:07he's just watching the floor show alone i'll stick with him and alert you if he shows any sign of
05:14moving
05:21Oh, my God.
05:51TAMYA
05:55Tamea
05:59Tamea
06:01Tamea
06:03Tamea
06:05Tamea
06:07Tamea
06:19Apart from the hole in his head, there isn't a mark on him.
06:27Internally, it's the same.
06:28No alcohol in the blood, only a trace of paracetamol.
06:31But I mean only a trace.
06:32He'd probably taken some for a headache.
06:34Well, I guess they didn't work.
06:37All of paracetamol in the world won't cure a .45 caliber headache like he's got.
06:42It's a shame.
06:43Tamiya was a good officer.
06:44The force will be hard-pressed to find a replacement.
06:46By the way, the chief of police wants you to drop by for a quick word.
06:52Now listen, Goku.
06:54The guy topped himself, and that's all there is to it.
06:57You know that's bullshit.
06:59Tamiya wasn't the kind of guy who'd kill himself.
07:01You know as well as I do that there's more to this than a simple case of suicide.
07:06That's exactly what it was.
07:08Hmm.
07:09Then the police have got a problem.
07:12Hyodo drowned himself, didn't he?
07:16Koner's hanged himself.
07:19And Tanba cut his own throat.
07:22And now Tamiya blows his brains out.
07:26That's four good cops in the space of six months.
07:29I knew them all, and if one of them had popped his cork, I'd think it was weird.
07:33But four?
07:34Come on, level with me.
07:35What's going down?
07:36Goku, this is a police problem.
07:38You're not a cop anymore, so back off.
07:41Let me make this quite clear.
07:46I fired you the last time that you pissed me off.
07:49Do it again, and I'll have you locked up for so long, you won't remember what daylight is.
07:55Okay, I get the picture.
07:57With a bit of luck, you'll be the next one to top yourself.
08:00Nice shooting.
08:08Tell me, what's the secret of your technique?
08:13It isn't difficult.
08:15I just imagine I'm shooting at somebody I hate.
08:22In that case, all I'd have to do is imagine it was the chief of police.
08:27Goku!
08:28I'm glad to see you still recognize my face, even though you can't remember my voice.
08:33Well, you know, it's been a very long time.
08:36Still, what brings you back to headquarters?
08:39Well, I thought I'd come and make a date with the prettiest officer on the force.
08:43But seeing as Tammy has just died, it'll have to be you.
08:46You haven't changed.
08:48I get off duty at eight.
08:50Okay, Yoko, I'll stop by and pick you up.
08:54So tell me, how come you quit the police force to become a P.I.?
08:57Well, I felt I could serve the public interest better by going private.
09:01And make more money?
09:02Yeah, well, that too.
09:03And the fact that she fired me into my decision.
09:08Okay, so what is it you want?
09:10Eh, Goku?
09:11Well, you could tell me what case Tamiya and the others have been investigating.
09:19I might have guessed that was what you wanted.
09:23It was Hakuryu.
09:25Genji Hakuryu.
09:26I thought he was only a small-time hood into illegal gambling.
09:31He's got a place not far from here.
09:33Supposedly a nightclub, but everyone knows it's a casino.
09:36But that's not all.
09:38He's also heavily involved in the illegal armaments business.
09:42We have good reason to believe that he not only sells weapons,
09:45but he also designs and builds them.
09:47Got any proof yet?
09:51Our main problem is it's virtually impossible to get witnesses to come forward
09:55and testify against the bastard.
09:57Those that do have a very short life expectancy.
10:00Life expectancy seems pretty short amongst the police officers
10:03investigating his activities as well.
10:06Wouldn't you say so?
10:08Look.
10:09That building's Hakuryu's base.
10:12His headquarters.
10:12He runs all his operations for more.
10:22Jesus, we've been watching this place for fucking ages.
10:25And so far, Hakuryu hasn't done anything illegal.
10:29What?
10:32Anything interesting, Sakuma?
10:35A woman's just entered Hakuryu's private rooms.
10:38Another?
10:38Son of a bitch.
10:40Some guys get all the luck.
10:41We're stuck up here jerking our sticks,
10:44and that creek gets all the women.
10:46It ain't fair.
10:47Oh, she's pretty fair.
10:49I don't know.
10:49No.
10:52It ain't fair.
10:54We're mixed in.
10:54It ain't fair.
10:55We're mixed in.
10:57We're mixed in.
11:08The First abbiamo...
11:09In at home...
11:10...
11:10Our lives...
11:16so go on what she like she got nice tits i like a girl with big hooters gives you something to grab
11:32on to if you know what i mean i picked this chick up in a bar once with the biggest pair of fun bags
11:37you've ever seen in your life they were fucking amazing you know i could have hey sakuma
11:42this is car 96 we have a serious 109 here victim as yet unidentified it's matsushita copy control
12:05that's a male japanese about 35 years of age medics are in attendance exact cause unknown looks like
12:12suicide could have been pushed or could have been that makes you the last surviving member of the
12:29special investigation section they keep coming like this we're gonna need heart hats
12:35this is crazy pakurio's got that place more tightly sewn up than fort knox
12:54even a snake couldn't crawl into that building unnoticed
12:57maybe but i'll give it a try anyhow if i can get myself in i'll be able to catch him off guard
13:05well maybe then again if you can get in you'll probably just piss him off and get your head
13:10kicked in instead yeah well you never know that could be fun too
13:15okay you can close the refueling hatch
13:20good luck
13:48good luck
13:52good luck
14:02good luck
14:05good luck
14:11good luck
14:16Let's go.
14:46That's handy. An electronic map showing where we are. Looks like I should get to floor 72.
15:16Hey, take it easy, will you? I'm not doing anything I shouldn't. Really, I'm just lost.
15:38Ah! Now that's what I call a hot date.
15:48Huh?
15:55Ah! You toast!
16:00That's enough, Mr. Jack. Let our visitor live for now.
16:28And on that note, bring him to me.
16:34Detective Goku Farinji. Or perhaps I should say, former detective, as I gather you were fired.
16:40It was just that I was so good I was showing the chief up, so he asked me to leave.
16:46Well, you'll be getting used to that, as I now have to ask you to leave.
16:50Not until you answer my questions. How did you kill those police officers?
16:56Oh, be careful. If you carry on making unfounded accusations of that nature, you'll soon get into very hot water.
17:03However, I can deeply sympathize with how you must feel. It's a great tragedy to see so many public servants die so needlessly.
17:11But then I suppose the pressure of their work became too much to bear.
17:15Bullshit! You killed every one of them. I'll admit I don't know how yet, but I'm gonna get to the bottom of this case, and when I do, you're gonna be finished.
17:24If you do, it's you that'll be finished.
17:35Know what that was?
17:36No.
17:37It was a Beelzebub, the most venomous insect on the planet. One bite from it is always fatal.
17:41It locates its victim by tracing the carbon dioxide in your breath.
17:45But don't worry, I replaced that one's poison with anesthetic.
17:48So, good night, detective. I can't say that it's been a pleasure.
17:54Phi Phi Phi
18:08Ta, Ta, Sleeping on the job. Take this meddlesome fellow away and have him killed. This time make it look like an accident.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:54Oh, my God.
19:24Oh, my God.
19:54Resist.
19:56Oh, my God.
19:58Oh, my God.
20:06Oh, my God.
20:08Uh, what's...
20:10Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:38An exceptional man. He stabbed himself in the eye in order to get out of a hypnotic trance.
20:47Goku. Goku Furingi.
21:07Christ, am I still alive? Or is this what it's like being dead?
21:11No, you're very much alive. Go on. Open your eyes and see for yourself.
21:17You mean open my eye? I'm a goddamn Cyclops. I popped my left one with a villainy knife.
21:23Yes, but I've given you a new eye. You'll be able to see. So go on, open your eyes. Take a look and see what you can see.
21:41What the hell is this? What's going on?
21:45Your new left eye contains a micro-supercomputer. It contains a magnetite uplink processor, which means it can communicate with any other computer on the planet or in space.
21:56Anything you see or hear can be analyzed by the computers of the world, and you can then obtain accurate answers from them.
22:03You now have instant and unlimited access to the information superhighway.
22:08You can call any data you may want into your left eye in a flash.
22:13With it you have the facility to control satellites, airplanes, shipping, indeed anything managed by computer.
22:20But how will I know what signals to send in order to get things to do what I want?
22:25Your eye will interpret for you. You only have to request it and it will be done.
22:30You could even tap into the missile bases of America and Russia and order the destruction of the entire planet.
22:39You realize what this means? Everything in the world today is controlled by computers and microprocessors.
22:46And now they are all under your control. You are the most powerful man in the world.
23:05I'm dreaming. Yeah, that's it. I'm dreaming. I must be concussed or something.
23:10No, Goku. You're not dreaming. Your new eye is a reality.
23:17Well, if it is for real, then who are you? And why the hell have you given me this ultimate power eye? I don't get it.
23:24Nah, this is definitely bogus. It's just a stupid dream. I'll wake up in a while.
23:29You will find answers to your questions in time. Now I have something else for you.
23:35This is the cudgel of Sun Wukong, the monkey. It has many powers. Take it with you. Your left eye knows how to use it. You will find it useful.
23:52You can't find it useful. If you have any answers for more questions...
24:12Weird. Where the hell am I?
24:15Holy shit! I just asked a question and my left eye gave me the answer. Damn! It's unbelievable!
24:45Hey, mister. Could you spare us a cigarette?
25:04I'm talking to you, mister.
25:07I know. I heard you. Take your hand away from your gun. I could knock your head off before you move it an inch.
25:15You'd better take him to hospital. Otherwise, he won't even be able to eat custard.
25:32Come on, buddy. We gotta get out of here. Come on! Let's go! Come on!
25:36Very handy bit of kick, Chris.
25:39So, my left eye is some kind of computer terminal. A pretty cool toy. It could be kinda handy.
25:54But who was it that did this to me? I wonder what he wants me to do with all his new power.
26:03Well, I guess I'll find out sooner or later.
26:06For the time being, I'd better work on evening a score with Hakuryu.
26:15Aside from taking a pop at me, he's rubbed out the entire Special Investigation section.
26:20It was that bitch with the feathers that must have done all of them.
26:24Hey, wait a minute. What about Yoko? She's still alive. At least I hope she is.
26:29Welcome to the tree mansion. Please insert your pass card to gain admittance. Thank you.
27:10Yoko!
27:16Goku. Thank God you're alive. I thought you were a goner when they fished your car out of the river.
27:24Well, I'm glad to see you're okay.
27:28Take a seat while I get us something to eat. I won't be a minute.
27:44Thermal image of a big man.
27:48He was here until a few moments ago.
27:55Like a scotch? Or perhaps you've changed.
27:58Maybe you don't drink while you're working these days.
28:01No, I haven't changed.
28:03In fact, it's a rule with me to drink while I'm at work.
28:06Well, cheers. Here's to us.
28:08Here's to us.
28:18Poison on the rim.
28:27Yes, you have a point. It is getting a little bit stuffy in here. Why don't you open the window?
28:31That's not what I had in mind.
28:39Poison lipstick.
28:41What is it? Don't you want to kiss me, Goku?
28:44Perhaps you don't find me attractive anymore.
28:46On the contrary, I find you very attractive. It's just that I don't like the brand of lipstick you're wearing.
28:50I promise I won't wear it again.
28:57Kiss me.
29:03Yoko!
29:04Keep your distance, meathead. I don't want to have to kill you, but I will if you force me. This cudgel's powerful enough to rip you into.
29:25GOKU!
29:49GOKU!
29:50OK, now let me guess. You met this really weird looking woman with feathers sticking out of her ass.
29:56Feathers?
29:59Yes, you're right.
30:03I remember it was like the feathers had eyes.
30:06Well, she'll still be around. We ought to get out of here.
30:09OK, let me put on some clothes.
30:11Yoko, hold your breath! Don't breathe!
30:21Don't breathe!
30:22Wha-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
30:26Oh, my God.
30:56Oh, my God.
31:26Oh, my God.
31:56Oh, my God.
31:58Oh, my God.
32:00Oh, my God.
32:30Oh, my God.
32:32Oh, my God.
32:34Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:38Oh, my God.
32:40Oh, my God.
32:42Oh, my God.
32:44Oh, my God.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:48Oh, my God.
32:50Oh, my God.
32:52Oh, my God.
32:54Oh, my God.
32:56Oh, my God.
32:58Oh, my God.
33:00Oh, my God.
33:02Oh, my God.
33:04Oh, my God.
33:06Oh, my God.
33:08Oh, my God.
33:10Oh, my God.
33:12Oh, my God.
33:14Oh, my God.
33:16Oh, my God.
33:18Oh, my God.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:22Oh, my God.
33:24Oh, my God.
33:26Oh, my God.
33:28Oh, my God.
33:30Oh, my God.
33:32Oh, my God.
35:40So he's in front of the Shinjuku 7 building.
35:44Omega-2, you can see me, can't you?
35:47Project my picture on the Shinjuku building's display screen.
35:50Genji Hakuryu.
36:08Yes, you Hakuryu.
36:10Just you wait.
36:12I'm going to put your ass out to the bush.
36:14General Gomez, we estimate that only one point of a gram of Dr. Yamazaki's virus would be sufficient to kill 50,000 people, given a moderate population density.
36:35Go on.
36:37We suggest implanting the virus into the reproductive organs of male swans.
36:42The swans fly to your enemy's country in the spring to breed, and the virus will be carried with them.
36:47I'm sure you will agree it's a most ingenious and almost undetectable means of delivering the weapon.
36:53Yeah, but what happens if the virus escapes in my own country?
36:56It's impossible for that to happen.
36:59When we inject it into the male swans, the virus is completely dormant.
37:02It only becomes active when it is exposed to the hormones found in the genitals of a female swan.
37:08And as the swans' breeding season only occurs when they're in your enemy's country, the risk to your own population is nil.
37:14That's excellent. So when the swans may love, it'll be the swan song for our enemies.
37:20And there's no way anyone can find out you're responsible.
37:24I assume you'll want to go ahead with the scheme?
37:27Yes, it's a deal.
37:35Mr. Hakurio, your next guest is waiting in reception.
37:39I know. It's General Cheskov.
37:42General Cheskov?
37:43Yes, General Gomez's sworn enemy.
37:47Oh, most ingenious, sir.
37:50By the way, what will you do about that man?
37:53Who do you mean?
37:55The man who contacted you via the visual display screens at the Shinjuku 7 store.
37:59If you ask me, that guy's going to cause trouble.
38:03Yes, I'm sure he would, given half a chance.
38:06But don't worry about him. There's nothing one man by himself can achieve.
38:10We're completely safe.
38:12Now for our guest.
38:13Let's go.
38:14Let's go.
38:14Let's go.
38:15Let's go.
38:16THE END
38:46Splendid, it's time I dropped by Akuyu's place and paid him a visit
38:55Yeah, I know, I know, you think what I'm doing's mad
39:08But like they say, you gotta do what you gotta do
39:16There's no chance they do
39:18There, there, there
39:23You can see it
39:25There, there, there
39:26There, there
39:27There, there
39:28There
39:28There
39:28There
39:29Illustrated
39:30All the way, finally
39:31I don't know.
40:01what's happening it seems someone's broken into the building sir how inconvenient what's his
40:14current location i i don't know sir what do you mean we have security cameras on every floor in
40:20the building yes i know that sir but we've lost the picture on all of them we're trying to get
40:26them online but it's as if someone's jamming every frequency that we try i promise to kick your ass
40:34and i always keep my promise
40:56shit how do you get up there
41:06kill him shit
41:22he's running from level six to level seven in the seventy seconds block him out
41:52oh
42:03oh
42:14oh
42:15oh
42:16The End
42:46The End
43:16Level 7 has now completely filled with water.
43:37Good. Pump it out in 30 minutes, but do be careful. Water's bad for the carpet.
43:42Yes, sir.
44:12What? What's happening?
44:23Something wrong?
44:24The fire doors on the 72nd floor are operating by themselves.
44:27Shit! Look! The door of Level 7 is opening!
44:51That's impossible!
45:04Shit! The water's rushing down the corridor!
45:07Oh, my God! It's being directed at the boss's office!
45:26General Tescoff, let us drink to your forthcoming victory over General Gomez.
45:32And here's to the 12 billion yen you've made. Victory comes expensive these days.
45:37Military victory and women are very similar.
45:40One always has to spend a vast quantity of money before one can get either to surrender.
45:44One always has to spend a lot of money before one can get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get out of the way to get
46:14I told you I always get my promises.
46:39Wait!
46:44This is a good toy.
47:06All the kids will want one this Christmas.
47:09I don't know who gave me this left eye, but it sure is handy.
47:17I owe him one, whoever it is.
47:20But even though I have every computer on the planet, or in its orbit, under my control,
47:26I still couldn't save a woman's life.
47:33I don't know who gave me this left eye, but I don't know who gave me this left eye, but I don't know who gave me this left eye.
47:40I don't know who gave me this right eye, but I don't know who gave me this right eye.
47:47I don't know who gave me this right eye, but I don't know who gave me this right eye.
47:54I don't know who gave me this right eye.
47:55I don't know who gave me this right eye.
47:56I don't know who gave me this right eye.
47:57Hey!
47:58I don't know who gave me this right eye.
48:00I don't know who gave me this right eye.
48:02In the middle of the night
48:06No one can't be given to anyone
48:10I'm going to burn out the light
48:14I'm going to fight and split up
48:20Cry for hell
48:22The souls of the souls
48:27Cry for hell
48:29The souls of the souls
48:32Cry for hell
48:34Cry for hell
48:36Cry for hell
48:38Cry for hell
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