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00:00本集节目由嘎嘎乌拉拉赞助播出
00:30you know it can be real nice we'll grow but in the meantime let's get it get it going we don't need no one say so i'll take you to mars it's worth it see it in the stars
01:00i know i can love you right don't give it up before you even try
01:10i hope that we can take our time don't wanna cross a line why would you be mine
01:30you
01:32you
01:34you
01:36you
01:38you
01:40you
01:42you
01:44you
01:46you
01:48you
01:50you
01:52you
01:54you
01:56you
01:58you
02:00you
02:02you
02:04you
02:06you
02:08you
02:10I'm going to bring you home
02:12You're going to bring me home
02:14You don't have to be able to bring me home
02:20I'm going to bring you home
02:26There was a person who came here with me
02:30He said he was going to be pretty
02:33He said he's going to be there
02:34He said he's going to be there
02:37Why?
02:38I'll tell you
02:40I'm going to bring you home
02:42I want to bring you home
02:44Okay
02:46I'm going to bring you home
02:52What are you doing?
02:54What are you doing?
02:56What are you doing?
02:58I'm going to let you know
03:00He said he's saying
03:02Your IG is your IG
03:04It's your own business
03:06So, I'm going to bring you home
03:08I'll be happy to be here
03:09I'm going to bring you home
03:10I'm going to bring you home
03:12I'm going to bring you home
03:14You can't even take a simple picture
03:16I'm going to bring you home
03:18I'm going to bring you home
03:20It's a simple and happy photo
03:21Or is it your other people
03:22I'm going to bring you home
03:23I don't want to bring you home
03:24I'm going to bring you home
03:25I'm going to bring you home
03:27Okay
03:28Well, you can't be home
03:29Even though we are a fan, we are probably able to understand.
03:35However, the social media is going to create these kinds of cooperation, right?
03:40If you like it or not, they will be able to give them all their feelings to you.
03:47Sometimes, it's just a good thing.
03:50It will give me a lot of pressure.
03:53Hey guys, can I get a photo of you?
03:56Okay.
03:58I just want to put your phone in my phone.
04:00Can I?
04:01Yes.
04:04Here.
04:05One, two, three.
04:09No, I have one.
04:11I have one.
04:12I have one.
04:14One, two, three.
04:18This is good.
04:19This is good.
04:21This is good.
04:28It's going to take a photo of you.
04:29Now in my house.
04:31This is good.
04:34My house is in my house.
04:35This is good.
04:36This is good.
04:37It's not bad.
04:38You're a big puppy.
04:39The two.
04:40The two.
04:41The two.
04:42The two.
04:43The two.
04:44The two.
04:45The two.
04:46The two.
04:47The two.
04:48The three.
04:49The three.
04:50The three.
04:51The four.
04:52It can be really nice
04:55We'll grow
04:56But in the meantime
04:58Let's get it, get it going
05:00We don't need no one
05:09Hey!
05:10Your house is so big, so you can do it
05:12Your mom is like
05:15My mom is leaving
05:17My mom is born
05:19So I have a living room
05:21I have a living room
05:24What do you want?
05:26No matter what you want
05:28It's just a lie
05:43Let's go to the competition
05:45There's a light light light
05:48Let's see if we can win
05:50I'm going to go to the next one.
05:51How can you go to the next one?
05:53I'm going to go to the next one.
05:55Hey!
05:56Are you ready to go to the next one?
06:20It's core is provocative.
06:22Yeah, but that's my problem with it.
06:23Why?
06:24This is what everyone thinks gay people are like.
06:27This is what gay people are like.
06:29Some.
06:30And some are stubborn.
06:32I'm Taurus.
06:37其實我跟主角一樣
06:39我很討厭大家眼中的同志
06:42就跟剛剛講的一樣
06:43臣服侵犯這些印象
06:48你是怕大家這樣看待的同志
06:52還是怕我把你練起來?
06:58兩個我都蠻怕的
07:00那你知道我怕什麼嗎?
07:02不知道
07:03我怕你又叫我再按暫停
07:08總比邊看邊討論到你不專心好吧
07:11那我們可以繼續看了嗎?
07:12好啦
07:14確定啊
07:16確定啦
07:17不要再叫我按暫停了
07:19快點啦
07:20Play
07:21I don't know
07:21It's like the ever expanding
07:22title of our community
07:24LGBTQ plus YZX plus plus plus plus
07:28Oh
07:28How can we be one thing
07:30誒
07:31我跟妳分享一個奇葩的經驗
07:34什麼經驗?
07:36有一次
07:37我也是被妳帶回家
07:39結果隔天早上
07:41一直聽到狗在叫
07:43一開始我以為我是在做夢
07:46結果一起來是一個陌生人
07:49牽著兩隻狗盯著我看
07:52你太尷尬了吧
07:55那陌生人是誰?
07:58是帶你回家的人嗎?
08:01當然不是啊
08:02是跟他分手但是還住在一起的室友
08:05幫他遛狗
08:06回家後就牽著他的狗進房間還給他
08:11那你應該有穿衣服吧
08:14你覺得咧?
08:16當然沒有啊
08:18打完砲碼都直接全裸碎
08:21所以
08:22我看到他室友的時候
08:24真的是嚇死了
08:27還好有棉被可以蓋著
08:29這故事好好聽喔
08:31這太有畫面感了吧
08:33不過
08:35是誰分手啊
08:37還跟前天住在一起啊
08:38超奇怪的吧
08:43搞不好
08:45別人有苦衷吧
08:46我才不相信有什麼苦衷呢
08:50明明就是分不開
08:53所以還住在一起
08:55八成是騙你的
08:57搞不好
09:00他們是開放式關係
09:01一定是
09:02才騙你說是室友
09:05你的想法太負面了啦
09:09所有的心得
09:11都是經驗法則
09:13才不是什麼負面想法咧
09:15所以
09:20你有遇過有男友
09:22但是騙你是室友的人
09:26我跟你交換一個
09:28也是關於狗的故事好了
09:30好啊
09:32我昨天啊
09:34一個人在喝酒
09:49嗨
09:50自己一個人來
09:51你也是啊
09:57我是一隻狗啦
09:58我是狗狗啊
10:00你是
10:03俗狗
10:04還是你綽號叫狗狗
10:06我說的狗狗是冷靜犬吧
10:09那
10:10那半狗樂趣是什麼
10:12可以跟主人撒嬌啊
10:15跟男朋友也可以撒嬌嗎
10:17不一樣吧
10:19跟主人多一點被控制
10:21被拚命的感覺
10:23很足足的給我的指令
10:25只會讓我覺得很愉快
10:27那
10:29他都會叫你做什麼
10:32首先
10:34你要像狗狗一樣
10:35先學狗狗叫
10:36然後跟狗狗一樣走路
10:38在床上也都要聽他的
10:40我就是一隻快樂的狗狗啊
10:42所以把你當狗一樣
10:45你會很開心
10:47不是把我當跟狗一樣
10:49是我本來就是一隻狗狗啊
10:51你知道嗎
10:52你用主人的感覺
10:53幸福耶
10:54所以你感覺到的是幸福
10:56不是因為調教
10:58可以滿重的願望
11:00所以覺得很愉悅
11:02在當寵物的時候
11:04只要好好聽主人的話
11:06他就會好好疼我
11:08在當寵物的時候
11:09你只要好好聽主人的話
11:10他就會好好疼我
11:12客人來家裡的時候
11:14他也會讓客人摸摸我的頭
11:16讓我真的覺得很開心
11:18幸福耶
11:34我其實
11:36很不太懂
11:37他說的幸福感覺是什麼
11:42其實跟某些情侶相處某事
11:48蠻像的
11:50只是他們扮演的是
11:52主人跟狗
11:54而且搞不好
11:56狗狗跟主人
11:58會比一般情侶
12:00更忠誠喔
12:02那你多久
12:04會跟主人見一次面
12:08三個主人有男朋友
12:10大概一個月一次吧
12:12我不懂耶
12:14有了狗狗之後
12:16還可以交男朋友
12:18所以你養寵物的時候
12:20都不能交男朋友
12:22都不能交男朋友
12:29可是我知道的權
12:32應該會跟主人商討
12:34嗯
12:35我的主人
12:36有讓他男朋友知道我的存在
12:38反正大家都知道
12:40沒有欺騙
12:41這樣不行嗎
12:42他就這樣
12:44像狗一樣
12:46一直看著我
12:48他真的很像一隻狗耶
12:50這麼可愛啊
12:52不過
12:53我在想
12:54你在別人家
12:56被狗廢的時候
12:58那狗
13:00是不是抱著一個
13:02主人被強制的心情
13:04在生氣啊
13:06所以我是一隻
13:07陪睡的
13:08人心犬嗎
13:10抱
13:11抱
13:12啊
13:13來去
13:14去撿
13:15你不去撿
13:16他不是狗
13:17來去去去去
13:18去撿
13:19去撿
13:20你不去撿
13:21他不是狗
13:22來去去去去
13:23去撿
13:24你不去撿
13:25他不是狗
13:26來去去去去
13:28去撿
13:30你不去撿
13:31他不是狗
13:32來去去去去去
13:33去去去去撿
13:35不要
14:03還是
14:05去撿
14:06再撿
14:07快了
14:08快了
14:11再撿
14:12我又
14:14快了
14:15玩了嗎
14:16快了
14:17tsunami
14:18不要
14:19快說
14:21快它
14:23快
14:23快說
14:25沒事吧
14:26爲得
14:29最累
14:31Was it all in my head, when you said you loved me?
14:38Cause no one can love me better than you did
14:41And I'm still not over it
14:44Did you forget, I put you before me?
14:48Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
14:51You did, was it all just in my head?
14:55I'm worried that it all meant nothing
14:57I'm worried that you don't miss me too
15:00I'm worried that I'll never find someone
15:02To replace you and I've heard you're with someone else
15:08While I'm here by myself, holding on to what you've left
15:13Was it all in my head, when you said you loved me?
15:19Cause no one can love me better than you did
15:22And I'm still not over it
15:25Did you forget, I put you before me?
15:28Memories haunted me knowing you gave it up instead
15:33You did, was it all just in my head?
15:37Was it all, was it all in my head?
15:40Was it all in my head?
15:41Hey, what are you doing?
15:44Just what I'm saying?
15:45I wasn't going to think of you
15:46It was like what?
15:47From now on, I'm just your dog
15:50The most beautiful dog
15:52I'm still with you behind me
15:54Why do you think?
15:55What do you think?
15:56What do you think?
15:56He's going to send you home
15:58I'll send you home
15:59What do you think?
16:00What do you think?
16:01He's the one who is connected to me?
16:03Do you know what I'm talking about?
16:05Oh yeah!
16:07You don't have to sing it.
16:09I'll see you next time.
16:31How are you doing?
16:33I'm going to show you howlala
16:35The most popular LGBTQ path and BL network network
16:41There's no much stuff you can see
16:45Is that not only on the screen and on the phone?
16:50Just because now you can watch the TV
16:52I'll see you in the next one
16:54That's how I can see you
16:56Thank you
17:01Then we're going to see what?
17:05This is the
17:07What?
17:09Yes
17:11He is
17:13and his wife
17:15together and together
17:17together
17:19but in his parents
17:21in his抱抱
17:23after the two people
17:25have a different
17:27sense
17:29He is also
17:31thinking
17:33給女女對她的真正意義
17:37怎麼樣?
17:41怎麼聽起來有點陰喔?
17:44我覺得還不錯耶
17:46你看這部好不好?
17:48好 可以啊
18:03見面了
18:05人群不做
18:09見面了
18:11獲物
18:13獲物
18:15我要
18:17獲物
18:19獲物
18:21獲物
18:25I don't want to see you at the end.
18:27I don't want to see you at the end.
18:37Why are you doing this?
18:39What's that?
18:41I'm doing it.
18:43I'm doing it.
18:45I'm doing it.
18:47I'm doing it.
18:51I'm doing it.
18:53I'm doing it.
18:55Okay.
18:57I'm doing it.
18:59I'm doing it.
19:01I'm doing it.
19:03I'm doing it.
19:05I'm doing it.
19:07We're done.
19:09The texture of the texture is everywhere.
19:11It's probably a lot.
19:13It's too much.
19:15It's too much.
19:17We can't do it.
19:19We're going to be doing it.
19:21You can see it in the background.
19:23It's going to show it out.
19:25It's going to be on the floor.
19:27So it's still sitting there.
19:29It's going to be on the floor.
19:31It's going to be on the floor.
19:37It's a good time.
19:39It's a good time.
19:41It's a good time.
19:43We're here today.
19:45We're here to see the scene.
19:47We're here to see the scene.
19:49We're here to see the scene.
19:51Let's go!
19:53We're here to see the scene.
19:55It's a good time.
19:57It's a good time.
19:59It's a good time.
20:01It's a good time.
20:05This is the beautiful girl.
20:07It's a beautiful girl.
20:09It's like a girl.
20:11It's like a girl.
20:13No.
20:19I don't want to be here.
20:21You're here to be here.
20:23I'm going to be here.
20:25We're here to be here.
20:27I'm so high.
20:29It's a good time.
20:31I'm so worried about this.
20:33I'm going to be here.
20:35I feel like it's more than today.
20:37It's more than today.
20:39I feel like it's dark.
20:41I'm getting tired.
20:43Why are you worried?
20:45I think we need to open the cover.
20:50It's better to open the cover.
20:52But just...
20:53The small part is better.
20:54Right, right.
20:55Just don't have to.
20:56So that's it.
20:57Right, just like that.
20:58It's better to open the cover.
21:00We'll be able to open the cover.
21:01You have to keep on the cover.
21:02You can keep on the cover.
21:04It's better to open the cover.
21:05I'll see them in the cover.
21:06Right.
21:07So that's it.
21:08That's just a bit.
21:10Yeah, you can't.
21:12Just like that.
21:12I'll show you how I'm going to show you
21:14It's so cool
21:18Let's see how many people are here
21:24It's 5 people
21:42Ok
21:43I don't want to go up
21:44I don't want to go out
21:46I am here to get my friends
21:48He's got up to me
21:50He's not here to get out of here
21:52He's still here
21:54He's still here
21:56He's still here
21:58He's been here for 3 or 4 years
22:00After that, we're gonna do this
22:02Why do we have the master of the
22:04Little可愛
22:06Why do we have this
22:08We have a month
22:10Oh
22:19Oh
22:21Oh
22:23Oh
22:25Oh
22:27Oh
22:33Oh
22:35Oh
22:37Oh
22:39Oh
22:40沒事沒事沒事
22:41電視再來就眼睛
22:44你不要還補一刀電視
22:48你就輕鬆瞄
22:49然後他是覺得他被摸到那個
22:51結冰的地方
22:52然後就
22:53嗯 往媽裡看
22:54再過再過
23:05那也是
23:06不要亂講話
23:07剛才那段幫我截圖然後
23:09三秒
23:10我只是鋼鐵石
23:11驚爆
23:12沒有
23:13你
23:14你
23:15你
23:16你
23:17你
23:18你
23:19你
23:20你
23:21你
23:22你
23:23你
23:24你
23:25你
23:26你
23:27你
23:28你
23:29你
23:30你
23:31貪吃而已
23:32貪吃而已不是美食族
23:33看不見
23:34看不見
23:35這滿好吃的
23:36哈哈哈哈
23:37我那酒快喝完了
23:38哈哈哈哈
23:39所以這間就吃就好了
23:40沒有
23:41可樂
23:42好
23:43可以啊
23:44你要再補償啊
23:47好可怕
23:48哈哈
23:49我兩個下一次
23:51酒保現在上班是嗎
23:52對 酒保已經在上班了
23:54哈哈哈哈
23:55好
23:56好
23:57哇 你們看到陳玉桃的酒耶
23:58那不然我自己來一個
23:59好啊
24:00好啊
24:01三分
24:02不行 你要不要再一起啦
24:03好啊 不然你這個
24:04來就行
24:05好
24:10跟男朋友可以撒嬌吧
24:11不一樣嗎
24:13不一樣嗎
24:14我們只會撒嬌
24:15我會滿足他的任何需求
24:17你講起來好反插萌
24:21他滿覺得他愛的
24:22對
24:23他講起來就是完全不像他會講的話
24:25反插萌喜歡
24:27喜歡 很可愛
24:28你就維持萌感就好了
24:30哈哈
24:31好好喝耶
24:32你每次搭一個景圈我都覺得很好看
24:34真的嗎
24:35我覺得很適合
24:36對 就很適合你
24:37不知道為什麼
24:55這邊有耶
24:57欸 我之前沒有注意到耶
25:01漂亮
25:02謝謝
25:03欸 你有種嗎
25:04有啊
25:05我最近喜歡種那個龍蛇
25:07龍蛇還是那個
25:09我等一下可以看
25:10對對對
25:11這是酒的吃
25:12喔 真的喔
25:13對啊
25:14我剛才龜布玉喔
25:16對 這滿大肯的
25:18我覺得那個什麼
25:19貼上鳥
25:20喔 貼上鳥
25:21喔 貼上鳥
25:22黃色鳥
25:23對對對
25:25可以跟主人撒焦話嗎
25:27可以跟主人撒焦話嗎
25:29跟男朋友一起撒焦話嗎
25:30不一樣吧
25:31跟主人多一點被控制
25:33跟主人多一點被控制
25:34他丟得很自閉
25:35我會讓主人來取悅
25:36我會讓主人來取悅
25:40對
25:41就這樣史丁和他眼睛看
25:42但他沒有看你
25:43你就很認真往他眼睛裡面看
25:45好
25:46就是你的
25:47你的動能就是希望他看到
25:48好
25:49OK
25:50Cut
25:52我這個笑一下
25:53我忘記了
25:54對 沒事
25:55我看得出來你被抽空
25:57對
25:58沒關係
26:02對不起
26:03對
26:05對啊
26:06所以把你當狗樣的
26:07你就會開始
26:08Cut
26:09是一個就是你
26:10完全趴下來的動能
26:11給我看一下
26:12完全趴下來
26:13然後一眼睛
26:14對
26:17然後這個摸
26:18不用那麼多
26:19好
26:20對 就好像很自然的就摸過去
26:21好
26:22就真的是可能
26:23好 來
26:24來一個
26:25對
26:26很棒
26:27快去來了
26:28喔
26:29喔
26:31他在拍康命一次
26:32快去拍康命一次
26:33他在看我應該很驚人
26:35你幾個
26:36試試看
26:37試試看
26:38888
26:40快去
26:41來
26:42對
26:43哈哈
26:46奧運
26:47奧運
26:48奧運
26:49取重金
26:50扛起來嗎
26:51這很小吃吧
26:56欸
26:57很輕鬆欸
26:58完全不同感覺
26:59你剛剛他臉是
27:02滑起來
27:03你在笑什麼啦
27:16And action!
27:29What are you doing?
27:31I'm not sure.
27:32You're not sure.
27:33I'm not sure.
27:33I'm not sure.
27:34I'm not sure.
27:36I'm not sure.
27:37I'm not sure.
27:40The way the road is correct.
27:46I'm not sure.
27:48I'm not sure.
27:50I'm not sure.
27:52I'm not sure.
27:54I'm not sure.
27:56I'm not sure.
27:58I'm not sure.
28:00What are you doing?
28:02What?
28:04It's a lot.
28:06What?
28:08He's reading this book.
28:10He's talking about some kind of books.
28:12He's talking about what's going on.
28:14Is it a demon?
28:16Is it a demon?
28:18You're not sure.
28:20You're not sure.
28:22I'm not sure.
28:24I'm not sure.
28:26I'm not sure.
28:28I'm not sure.
28:30I'm not sure.
28:32I don't have a lot of things to watch.
28:34But...
28:36But...
28:38It's not just that you can watch on the computer.
28:40It's because now you can watch it on TV.
28:44I'm going to download it.
28:46That's how I can get you.
28:52Cut.
29:06I'm not sure.
29:08You can download it.
29:10But...
29:12I'm not sure.
29:14I'll do it again.
29:16I'm not sure.
29:18I'm not sure.
29:20I'll do this.
29:22I will do it again.
29:24I'll do it again.
29:26I mean, I'll do it again.
29:28I'll do it again.
29:30I think it's after that.
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