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00:01S2 Information Network for continuing coverage.
00:04J.D., did you know that women are four times more likely to injure their knees while playing soccer?
00:10Oh, yeah. Did you know that the world is, like, four times less likely to care?
00:16You know, I can think of one kick I'd like to make right now.
00:20It must be time for Sex Live!
00:30Sex Wars, this was...
00:49Hey, everybody. I'm J.D. Ra.
00:51And I'm Jennifer Cole. Welcome to Sex Wars, the ultimate battle of the sexes.
00:55You're very sparkly today.
00:56Well, thank you. So are you and your tweeds.
00:58The guys are gonna sparkle today, because we're going home with the money.
01:02We're going home with the cracking words.
01:04It's gonna be a very fun show today. I got a good vibe today.
01:06We've all heard that before, and you were wrong.
01:09Oh, well, every time.
01:10Let's meet the ladies.
01:16Hi, I'm Jennifer Nicole from Cincinnati, Ohio, and I'm a casting assistant.
01:20America Paws from Tijuana, Mexico, and I'm Bail Bond's agent.
01:31I'm Heather Weaves. I'm from Dallas, Texas. I'm now a student at the University of Southern California, and I hope you boys are ready, because it is time for your schooling!
01:38I went there, so you remind me of one of those little sorority girls. We're gonna give you a butt-kicking today, okay? Let's meet the guys.
01:51Hey, I'm A.J. Monroe. I'm from L.A., California, and I'm a computer graphic artist.
02:02Hey!
02:03What's up? I'm Michael Ragnetta, our friends at Rap Joe Cucamonga, and our field rep for Utility Company.
02:14I'm Thomas Turner from Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm a fragrance vendor, and I smell victory!
02:22Just like I said, I had a good vibe.
02:24You know what's going on?
02:26Let's go!
02:28Let's do it.
02:33Let's go!
02:35Let's go!
02:39All right, guys, already the first round is called Landmine.
02:44Each question's gonna have four answers. Only three of the answers are true.
02:48Pick the real answer without stepping on the landmine.
02:51You get five points for each correct answer. If you get all three, we throw in a bonus five points.
02:55But, if anyone hits the landmine, all remaining points go over to the other team.
02:59If anyone, you mean, like, the girls over there.
03:01And, uh, the guys over there.
03:02We're not headin'.
03:03Yeah, right.
03:04Right, guys? We're not headin'.
03:05They're headin'.
03:06All right, guys. All women dream about their wedding day.
03:10According to tradition, which of the following should a bride have before she walks down the aisle?
03:16Something gold, something blue, something old, something new.
03:20Well, I just got married about a year ago myself, so I know this. It's something blue.
03:27Thomas, you're right for five points.
03:29Yeah!
03:31Help the boys out here, Thomas.
03:33Michael!
03:35What you got?
03:36Something new.
03:38Something new is also right for another five points.
03:40Five points.
03:41Woo!
03:43AJ!
03:45Okay, um, I'd have to say something old, because, um, it kind of goes with the rhyme.
03:52The trifecta.
03:54And, AJ, you are also correct.
03:57Boom!
03:59I don't need five points, but you also get another bonus five points.
04:02Over to the ladies.
04:04Here we go, ladies.
04:05Come on, girls.
04:06A lot of guys have an unnatural fascination with war.
04:09Which of the following are board games that deal with war?
04:13Axis and Allies, Battleship, Attack Formation, or Global Survival?
04:21Heather.
04:23I'm gonna have to go with Axis and Allies, and I know that because my brother plays it all the time.
04:28Well, hanging out with your brother got you five points.
04:30Nice!
04:32Yeah!
04:34America.
04:36Very original name.
04:37Never met in America before.
04:38Oh, thank you.
04:39Um, I'm gonna go with Battleship, because I think I remember the TV commercial when I was younger.
04:46You're right for five points.
04:48Woo!
04:50Really?
04:52We're at the Heather and Heather show here.
04:53Yeah, we do.
04:54Heather, what do you think?
04:56I'm gonna have to say Attack Formation, because that's what my teammates have said.
05:00Really?
05:01In Attack Formation, you set up, you close in, and you hit the landmine!
05:06Oh!
05:08Points going over to the guys!
05:10Nice point!
05:11All right, women know how important it is to choose the right hair conditioner.
05:17Which of the following are formulas of Salon Selective's hair conditioner?
05:22Don't fade on me.
05:25Perfectly normal.
05:28Curls will be curls.
05:30Full of it.
05:31What a waste of time.
05:32Don't you guys just grab the one that's in the shower?
05:34Uh, no.
05:35Whatever's there.
05:36Just grab it and...
05:37Uh, no.
05:38You're a guy.
05:39You actually wash it?
05:41Thomas!
05:43All right, well, uh...
05:45I'm not exactly normal myself, but I'll have to go with perfectly normal.
05:48Come on, huh?
05:49Come on, guys!
05:51Thomas!
05:53You're right.
05:54Hey!
05:56Michael!
05:57I'll say curls with your curls.
06:00Why?
06:01Because it sounds good.
06:02Sounds great to me because it's the landmine!
06:04Oh!
06:07All right, ladies, right back at you here.
06:09As you know, guys love watching women in bikinis run around on TV.
06:15Which of the following are characters on Howard Stern's Son of the Beach?
06:21Oh.
06:22Monica St. Croix, Lacey Brasier, Anita Massengill, or Kimberly Clark?
06:30What do you think, Heather?
06:32Um, I just watched that last week.
06:34Thanks for sharing.
06:36So, uh...
06:37I'm gonna have to go with Massengill.
06:39You're right.
06:40All right!
06:41Yeah!
06:43America, what do you think?
06:46Kimberly Clark sounds great to me.
06:48You sure about that?
06:49Yeah, I think so.
06:50Well, it sounds like five points.
06:52Yeah!
06:54Hold on.
06:55You hit the landmine last time.
06:57It's a tie score right now.
06:58I'll bring it out for us here.
06:59You get this right, you break the tie, you get it wrong, and the guys take the lead.
07:02We can't have that happen.
07:04I'd say Jamaica St. Croix because I've seen these promos.
07:08I think I know.
07:09And you do know.
07:10Yeah!
07:12Don't worry about it, fellas.
07:14This is the first one.
07:15The ladies have to lead with 44.
07:16Yeah!
07:17The guys have 30.
07:18Yeah!
07:19Stick around when we get back.
07:20The competition's heating up.
07:21Hey, what are you looking at?
07:22We're gonna kill you!
07:23All right, here we are.
07:24Woo!
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08:13Welcome back to Sex Wars.
08:19He has a lead, the girls do at 40, the guys have 30.
08:24We go on to the next round which is called the list.
08:27We pull the men and women who visit our website at sexwars.com
08:31and they give us the answers on the list.
08:33We're gonna auction it off and the team with the highest bid will give us their answers.
08:37You know how this played.
08:38If you give an answer that's not on the list, you're knocked out.
08:40If your entire team gets knocked out, the other team can grab the points
08:44by giving us just one correct answer on the list.
08:47Each correct answer's worth 10 points.
08:49I think I'll start off with the men again.
08:50You just, you got that feeling today, huh?
08:52Yeah.
08:53Okay.
08:54Guys, we've asked women on our website to tell us their favorite nursery rhymes.
08:58We took their top 10 answers.
09:00How many do you think you can name?
09:01Ten! Ten! Ten!
09:03Come on, guys.
09:05We think we can do seven.
09:07Seven!
09:08All right.
09:09There's ten here.
09:10Easy.
09:11I think that we can name all ten.
09:15I think you're dreaming.
09:16Are you sure?
09:17Fine.
09:18They said it already.
09:19It's too late.
09:20All right.
09:21All ten.
09:22Come on.
09:23I can do all ten.
09:24All right, Heather.
09:25I'm starting with you.
09:26Let's see what you got.
09:27I'm gonna go with Humpty Dumpty.
09:28Humpty Dumpty.
09:29You have to go to the audience for the first one.
09:30No, no, no.
09:31It's just exciting.
09:32It's exciting.
09:33All right, it's on the list.
09:34America.
09:35Jack and Jill.
09:36Jack and Jill.
09:37Jack and Jill is also on the list.
09:38I will say Little Bo Peep.
09:39Little Bo Peep.
09:40Jack and Jill went up the hill and didn't have any Little Bo Peep.
09:44Not on the list.
09:45Heather, you're out.
10:11You can't say anything.
10:12Heather, you're back in...
10:13I'm gonna have to go with Little Miss Muppet.
10:16Little Miss Muppet is on the list.
10:18Well, to the audience again.
10:20America.
10:22Yep, very good. Twinkle, twinkle.
10:25Twinkle, twinkle.
10:27Twinkle, twinkle, little not on the list, right?
10:29Not on the list either.
10:31America, you're out.
10:32What are you gonna do now, Heather?
10:34Keep it coming.
10:36Mary Had a Little Lamb.
10:39Mary Had a Little Lamb is on there. Good job.
10:42What else? Give me more.
10:44Because you can't think on your own?
10:46Go into your own hair.
10:48I'm gonna go with Old Mother Hubbard.
10:50Old Mother Hubbard.
10:52It's on there.
10:56Five. Keep going.
11:02Three seconds, Heather.
11:04I'm gonna have to go with...
11:08You have to go with the buzzer.
11:10Twinkle, twinkle, little...
11:11No, you already said that.
11:15All right, guys.
11:1650 points in yards, but I need one nursing run that's on the list.
11:20What you got?
11:21Did they say Hickory Dickory Duck yet?
11:23Three-boy-mire!
11:24Did they?
11:25Hickory Dickory Duck.
11:27For 50 points, it's on the list.
11:31Yeah!
11:32Oh, my God!
11:34Oh, my God!
11:35Yeah, they did.
11:36Yeah, they did.
11:37Georgie Corgie, Jack B. Nimble, Little Jack Horner, the old woman who lived in a shoe.
11:44The old woman who lived in a shoe and gave the guys 50 points.
11:47Here we go.
11:49Ladies, we're back at ya.
11:51We asked the men on our website to tell us their all-time favorite movie directors.
11:56We took their top ten answers.
11:58How many can you name?
12:00Top ten.
12:03How many can you name?
12:06We're gonna go with six.
12:07Six.
12:08Guys, what do you think?
12:09We're gonna do seven.
12:10Seven, just like that.
12:12Ladies, do you have it in you to go eight or you wanna tell the guys to name them?
12:19Okay, guys, we're gonna have you name that list!
12:26This is easy, Thomas.
12:28You can bang this out, no problem.
12:30I gotta go with the man numero uno, Mr. George, Lucas!
12:35Luke is on the list.
12:37Yeah!
12:38Michael, I'm gonna go with the mobster of Martin Scorsese!
12:44On the list.
12:46AJ, keep them coming.
12:48Alright, I'm a fan of all our movies, I'm gonna say John Carpenter.
12:52John Carpenter is not on the list, AJ.
12:57We're going with men's all-time favorite movie.
12:59I gotta go with number two, Mr. Steven Spielberg.
13:03Thomas, you're on fire, man. That's on the list. Good job.
13:06Michael, I gotta go with the godfather. Francis Ford Coppola.
13:12You know what? That is an excellent answer, but it's not on the list.
13:16But that was good.
13:17Now, Thomas, you can come up with four more on your own.
13:20I know you can do it. Take them one at a time.
13:22I gotta say Quentin Tarantino.
13:24Quentin Tarantino is on the list.
13:27That's four.
13:28Man, she's staring you down, buddy.
13:31Um, Spike Lee.
13:33Spike Lee is on the list.
13:35Woo!
13:37Thomas, two more. You can do it.
13:41Three seconds, Thomas.
13:42Alfred Hitchcock.
13:43Alfred Hitchcock.
13:44She's trying to rush you like that, but you can't rush the master.
13:48That's right, it's on the list.
13:51Now, Thomas, one more and we're going home with the points.
13:54One more.
13:56You can do it.
13:57One more.
13:58All right, give him a second to gather his thoughts here.
14:00All right, let's go.
14:01Three.
14:02Three, two, three.
14:03Three, two, three.
14:04All right, ladies, I need an answer.
14:07We're going with Ron Howard.
14:08Yeah.
14:09Ron Howard for 60 points is on the list.
14:10The ladies just took the lead. We were so close. The other ones they could have named James Cameron, John Woo, Oliver Stone. The ladies have hundreds.
14:27Oliver Stone. The ladies have hundreds.
14:29The ladies have hundreds.
14:30The ladies have hundreds.
14:31The ladies have hundreds.
14:32We come back through to find out who's more likely to sleep in their underwear.
14:36Must be you.
14:37Why, you don't?
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14:57Mark, I want to go on record here. In the commercial break, you go over to the ladies and you give them all these, like, secrets about how to press.
15:03You've got to press multiple times. You've got to do this. I want to give you two hints, okay?
15:06One, if they press it and they get it wrong, it doesn't matter. And two, I don't need to tell the guys how to do it because we already know.
15:11Yeah!
15:12It's not that complicated. Point is shoot.
15:16In this round, the answers will always be men or women.
15:19The questions are based on statistics and popular opinion polls. Ladies, when you lock in first, you're going to hear this sound.
15:25Now that you know how to press the button, right?
15:28Guys, you already know how to press it. You're going to hear this.
15:31A correct answer earns your team ten points. Answer incorrectly.
15:35And the other team automatically gets the points. By the way, guys, I heard Heather talking in the commercial break about going to Vegas on her winnings.
15:43Are we going to allow that?
15:45My hometown. She's coming to my hometown.
15:47She's going bust right now.
15:50No way.
15:51Men or women. They're more likely to eat a salad.
15:54AJ.
15:55Women.
15:56And I don't even need to show you how to use that thing.
15:58Nice job. That's right.
16:00Men or women. More of them have lost interest in someone because of the car they drive.
16:07America.
16:08Women.
16:09That's right.
16:10That is so shallow.
16:11That is shallow.
16:12That's a horrible thing.
16:14I've heard.
16:15Just like a woman.
16:16Men or women. They're more likely to want to belong to a private country club.
16:21Over to you, Michael. Men is right.
16:23Yeah.
16:24Men or women. They're more likely to sleep in their underwear.
16:29Thomas.
16:30Women.
16:31Uh, men.
16:32Buddy, you're with the wrong women.
16:38You know what I mean?
16:40Men or women. In Florida, it's illegal for them to fall asleep under a hairdryer.
16:46Women.
16:47Women.
16:48Women is right.
16:49Yeah.
16:50Men or women. They're more likely to stay in a luxury hotel.
16:55America.
16:56Women.
16:57Women is right, girl.
16:59Men or women. They're more likely to engage in behaviors that put their health at risk.
17:06Over to you, America.
17:08Men.
17:09You're right.
17:10We need these now, guys. Come on.
17:12Men or women. Among the elderly, they are more likely to eat breakfast.
17:16Thomas.
17:17Men.
17:18You're right.
17:19Yeah.
17:20All right. This is it. MCI's last call. This is worth 25 points. Guys, if we get this right, we take the lead going into the final round. She's not going to Vegas. Let's go now. Come on. Men or women. They're more likely to get a flu shot.
17:41Michael, for 25 points and the lead.
17:44Women.
17:45It's men.
17:46I don't believe it. She's still not going to Vegas. The ladies have 165. The guys have 120. During this break, both teams gonna lock in their readers on the final battle. Stick with us. We'll be right back.
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21:50Welcome back to Sex Wars. Poor Michael got the wrong answer, and now all Heather can talk about is Vegas.
22:01I'm going to Vegas.
22:02Yeah, we'll see about that.
22:03The award today comes down to the final two questions.
22:06We're going to give each team three categories, and then you're going to select one of them.
22:09We'll ask a question from that category to the opposite team,
22:12and during the break, both teams wagered at least half their points.
22:16Girls, who's in the lead?
22:19The ladies!
22:21We'll take it to pick a category for the guys first.
22:23Your three to choose from are
22:25On the Couch,
22:27On the Telly,
22:28or On the Carpet?
22:30On the Carpet.
22:39On the Carpet.
22:42Guys, it is your final category. Are you ready for your last question?
22:47Yeah.
22:48Here you go.
22:50Harry Winston is known for creating what for celebrities?
22:57I know this one.
22:58They don't count.
23:00I say interior jewelry.
23:02Come on, fellas.
23:05Is he an interior decorator?
23:07No.
23:09Harry Winston is the guy that provides all the jewelry for all the Emmy Awards and all that.
23:15Guys, how much did you wager?
23:19What did you wager?
23:20Oh, my God.
23:24Okay, hey, you don't know.
23:26She wants to go to Vegas, and Vegas should bet it all.
23:29Maybe they bet it all.
23:30They could get zero, too.
23:31All right, there's still a little game left here.
23:33Here we go.
23:33We've got three categories to pick from.
23:35Don't fry,
23:37evil guy,
23:38or where to buy.
23:41What do you think, guys?
23:42Oh, Las Vegas.
23:44Well, since we fly it on the last question, we think it's their turn, so we're going to go with don't fry.
23:49Don't fry.
23:51Okay, ladies, here's the deal.
23:53You've got to get this one right.
23:54And if you get it wrong, maybe you bet it all.
23:56We'll find out in a second.
23:57Here's your final question.
23:58What kind of gas is used in a gas barbecue grill?
24:07We're going to have to say propane.
24:10And I'm going to have to say you're on your way to Vegas.
24:14How much is your agent?
24:19Spin it around.
24:19Spin it around.
24:20How much?
24:20A hundred.
24:22We have zero.
24:23In a dollar sign, can you say $2,650?
24:28Good job, ladies.
24:30See you in Vegas.
24:31$23.
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