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00:00A recent study showed that women are more likely to lie just to make others feel better.
00:09By the way, J.D., have I told you you're doing a really good job lately?
00:12Oh, man, you know, that scent of insincerity must mean it's time for sex wars!
00:27Sex wars, sex wars.
00:30Hey, everybody, I'm J.D. Rawls.
00:45And I'm Jennifer Paul.
00:46Welcome to Sex War, the ultimate battle of the sexes.
00:49We got two teams of men and women who are going to put their collective brainpower to the test.
00:54One team's going home with some cash and bragging rights.
00:57Let's go, guys!
00:59Welcome to today's winner, the ladies!
01:09Hi, my name is Coco Smith.
01:11I'm from Midwest City, Oklahoma, and I'm a model.
01:17Hi, my name is Lorraine Collins.
01:19I'm a singer, and I'm from Albuquerque, New Mexico.
01:21Hi, I'm Jenny Arts.
01:27I'm from Antigo, Wisconsin.
01:28I'm a bartender, and guys, you're going to need a stiff drink after we're done with you.
01:33Somehow, a model, a singer, and a bartender don't feel too threatening.
01:41Let's meet the guys.
01:42Let's win, baby.
01:47I'm John Schoenfeld, and I'm from Montreat, North Carolina, and I'm a private investigator.
01:52My name is Rico Walker.
01:57I'm a caterer, and I'm originally from Chicago, Illinois, 60653.
02:01Yeah!
02:02Hi, I'm Marcus Hunt.
02:06I'm from Atlanta, Georgia.
02:07I'm a scuba diving instructor, and ladies, you're going for a dive.
02:11Yeah!
02:11Yeah, great!
02:14You're going for a dive, please.
02:15Let's go!
02:16Let's go!
02:17Let's go!
02:18Let's go!
02:29They're really scaring me.
02:31You ready to go?
02:32You do have a redhead over there, so you never know what can happen when a redhead's around.
02:35A little fiery.
02:36The first round is called Landmine.
02:37Each question's going to have four answers.
02:39Only three of the answers are true.
02:41Pick the real answer without stepping on the landmine.
02:44And you know how this works.
02:45You get five points for every correct answer you get.
02:47If you get all three, we throw in a bonus five points.
02:50But if anybody hits the landmine, all remaining points go over to the other team.
02:56Let's start things off with the lovely ladies.
02:58Notice how she directs that at you guys.
02:59You saw that, right?
03:00Let's ignore it.
03:01Put it away.
03:02All right, ladies.
03:04All right.
03:05Lots of guys take great pride in knowing their liquors.
03:09Which of the following liquors are commonly used in a Long Island iced tea?
03:14Ooh.
03:15Got a bartender over here.
03:16Nice!
03:17Didn't anyone check this out before the show?
03:19Triple sec, vodka, bourbon, or tequila?
03:26What do you think, Jenny?
03:27I'm going to go with tequila.
03:30Tequilla for five points is right.
03:32Right!
03:33Lorraine.
03:35I say bourbon.
03:38You do.
03:39No, bourbon is the landmine.
03:41No, no, no.
03:42That's too bad.
03:43It is the landmine, and you just hit it.
03:44Yeah!
03:45You know, the interesting thing is, that blonde hair is actually real.
03:53I love that.
03:54Easy!
03:55Easy!
03:56Easy!
03:57Easy!
03:58Easy!
03:59Oh!
04:00That's okay.
04:01All right, guys.
04:02Robbie Benson was a major heartthrob to women in the 80s.
04:07Which of these are movies Robbie has starred in?
04:10He was hot.
04:11Ordinary People, Harry and Son, Ice Castles, The Chosen.
04:18What about one of the greatest movies of all time?
04:20One-on-one.
04:21You remember that one?
04:22Robbie Benson.
04:23That was before my time, Jamie.
04:25Yeah!
04:26Yeah!
04:27We're going to go for Harry and Son.
04:28Harry and Son is correct for five points.
04:31Woo!
04:32Good job!
04:33All right, thank you.
04:35Rico!
04:36It's going to get a little frosty up in here, so I'm just going to go ahead with the Ice
04:39Castles.
04:41And you are suave, too, huh?
04:44Another five!
04:46All right.
04:47I thought it was down here.
04:50Well, Jennifer, I'm going to have to choose The Chosen.
04:53Nice.
04:54Are you?
04:55I am.
04:56Any particular reasons?
04:57Because it's rye.
04:58Because it's rye, Marcus.
04:59It is rye!
05:00Guys get the points.
05:05Ladies, we're back at you.
05:08Maybe I'll make you a little Long Island iced tea with some bourbon in it.
05:11Here comes your question.
05:13Sammy Sosa is a baseball hero to lots of guys.
05:17Which of the following statements are true about Sammy Sosa?
05:21Plays for the Cubs.
05:23He's from the Dominican Republic.
05:25Plays right field.
05:27Or he once hit 71 home runs in a season.
05:30Jenny.
05:31He hit 71 home runs in a season.
05:34Why is that?
05:35Because I don't have a little idea.
05:37Well, as you can hear from the guys, you just hit a grand slam landmine!
05:41Oh, yes!
05:42Oh!
05:43Coming over to the ground!
05:45Yeah!
05:46Yeah, baby!
05:47Hey, they're your girls.
05:49Ouch!
05:50Keep them coming.
05:51All righty, then.
05:52Guys, help me out here.
05:57Women can get completely crazy about their cats.
06:01Mmm.
06:02Which of the following are flavors of nine lives cat food?
06:07Tuna and egg bits.
06:09Tuna and cheese bits.
06:12Tuna and lamb.
06:14Tuna and shrimp.
06:16What do you feed your babies?
06:17That kind of stuff?
06:18Yeah.
06:19Um, some of those, yeah.
06:20You do?
06:21Yeah.
06:22Uh-huh.
06:23All right, well, I'm a bachelor, and I probably eat most of these things at home anyway,
06:25so I'm going to go for the tuna and lamb.
06:27That sounds good.
06:28It sounds good to me.
06:29I'm going for the tuna and lamb.
06:30You know what, Marcus?
06:31What?
06:32It sounds really good to me, because it's the landmine.
06:33Oh, no!
06:36Good, good boys!
06:37Everybody, my girls!
06:38That's all right.
06:39The ladies needed all the help they can get.
06:41The guys have the lead.
06:4345 points.
06:44The ladies have 20.
06:45Stick around.
06:46The competition's heating up when we get back on Sex War.
06:50Come on, guys.
06:59Get ready to move.
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07:23It's a beautiful life.
07:25Oh, oh, oh.
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07:28You know you're going to be mine.
07:30Finally, it's happening to me.
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07:35Baby, if you want me.
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08:09Do you believe in fate?
08:10I never thought about it.
08:11Will they get me your phone number?
08:12It began as a game.
08:13I'm going to write my name and my number inside this book and then sell it to a used bookstore.
08:16That's just crazy.
08:17It turned into a search.
08:18Maybe you have to make your fate happen.
08:19Like when you get the right clues.
08:20On October 5th, how far would you go to find your true love?
08:24Just tell me your name.
08:25When you put it that way.
08:26No.
08:27Serendipity.
08:28He's got to be here.
08:29I can feel it.
08:30Ow!
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09:16The girls got off to a rocky start.
09:19The guys had to leave at 45.
09:21The girls have 20.
09:23They'd have nothing if we didn't give it to them.
09:26This next round is called the list.
09:28We polled the men and women who visit our website at sexwars.com.
09:33And they gave us the answers on the list.
09:35We're going to auction it off and the team with the highest bid will give us their answer.
09:39If you give an answer that's not on the list, you're knocked out.
09:42If your entire team gets knocked out, the other team can grab the points by giving us one correct answer on the list.
09:48Each correct answer is worth 10 points.
09:51We'll start with the ladies.
09:52She's right.
09:53You got off to a little rocky start.
09:55See if you can get a roll going on here, alright?
09:58We asked the men on our website to tell us things they take on a fishing trip.
10:02We took their top 10 answers.
10:04How many can you name?
10:05What do you think?
10:07What do you think, ladies?
10:08We're going to go with seven.
10:10Very aggressive.
10:11Guys, we can go more than seven, right?
10:15We're going to go with nine.
10:17Nine.
10:18Oh, what do you got to say about that, ladies?
10:20We got nine.
10:21Let's go ten, baby.
10:22Ten.
10:23Ten.
10:24Ten.
10:25Ten.
10:26Your dream.
10:27Ten.
10:28Roll it.
10:29Let's roll it.
10:30Ten.
10:31Oh, let's go, girls.
10:32I don't think you can count that high.
10:33You ladies are all tonk.
10:35Go ahead, Jenny.
10:36You got to go with bait.
10:37You need something to fish with.
10:38You do.
10:39That's on the list.
10:40Good job.
10:41Woo!
10:42Lorraine, guys don't take bourbon with them on a fishing trip, all right?
10:47What's your answer?
10:48Fishing pole.
10:49Fishing pole?
10:50Yes.
10:51Interesting.
10:52It's there.
10:53I love it.
10:54All right, Red.
10:55What do you got?
10:57We're going to go with hooks.
10:59Woo!
11:00There you go.
11:01That's on the list, too.
11:02Oh, yeah.
11:03Pull up.
11:04Pull up.
11:05Pull up.
11:06Pull up.
11:07Pull up.
11:08Pull up.
11:09A whole lot left.
11:10Tell them out.
11:11Jenny, please.
11:12I'm going to go with the little weights that you put on the line.
11:15Waiters.
11:16Not on the list.
11:17Sorry, Jenny.
11:18Lorraine, keep them coming.
11:20I would say a tackle box.
11:23Tackle box is on the list.
11:26Woo!
11:27Coco, a lot left here.
11:29What do you think?
11:30Boat.
11:31That's kind of a very clever answer, because you do need that, but it's not on the list.
11:37Lorraine, it's up to you now.
11:38You've got three seconds, Lorraine.
11:39I'm going to say they're going fishing.
11:40Is that what they're doing?
11:41Oh, my God.
11:42Woo!
11:43I just want to make sure.
11:44I'm going to say that they're going to need a net.
11:45A net.
11:46A net.
11:47You've got all the time you need it, but no.
11:48A net's not on.
11:49Oh, my God.
11:5040 points at stake.
11:51I need one answer to clap.
11:53All right?
11:54Picture.
11:55What's your answer, guys?
11:56Beer.
11:57You ready?
11:58Men take beer fishing.
11:59What man doesn't take a beer when he's gone?
12:00Yeah.
12:01I'm going to say they're going fishing.
12:02Is that what they're doing?
12:03Oh, my God.
12:04I just want to make sure.
12:05You better know it, girl.
12:06Picture.
12:07You better know it, girl.
12:08You better know it, girl.
12:09What's your answer, guys?
12:10We were quiet when you were answering.
12:11You ready?
12:12Men take beer fishing.
12:13What man doesn't take a beer when he's gone fishing?
12:16Yes.
12:18We leave the wife at home.
12:19We bring the beer because it's on the lamp.
12:21Yeah.
12:22Yeah.
12:24Same time.
12:26The other ones, they get a name.
12:28Boots, food, hat, sleeping bag, and tent.
12:33What's wrong?
12:34Nothing.
12:35All right, guys.
12:36Let's get them.
12:37Oh, yeah.
12:38We've asked the women on the website to tell us things they keep in their bathroom.
12:45We took their top ten answers.
12:47How many of those do you think you can name?
12:49Is that enough?
12:50Eighteen.
12:51Okay.
12:52We're going to go for eight.
12:53Eight.
12:54We can name eight.
12:55All right.
12:56Ladies, there's ten things we keep in our bathroom.
12:59Ten.
13:00Ten.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Ten.
13:03Ten.
13:04Ten.
13:05Ten.
13:06We need the points, girls.
13:07Let's go for it.
13:08Ladies, that didn't work for you before.
13:09All right, we got ten.
13:10This is our bathroom.
13:11Jenny.
13:12Well, of course we have to have shampoo.
13:13Shampoo, conditioner on the list.
13:16Woo!
13:17Great.
13:18Bubble bath.
13:19Bubble bath.
13:20Bubble bath.
13:21Bubble bath.
13:22On the list.
13:23That's an improvement for Lorraine.
13:24She remembered the category.
13:25That's fantastic.
13:26Coco.
13:27Razors.
13:28Razors.
13:29I don't know about that, Coco.
13:31That's a great answer, but it's not on the list.
13:33It's all right.
13:34It's all right.
13:35Jenny.
13:36We have toothbrush.
13:37Toothbrush, toothpaste on the list.
13:38Lorraine.
13:39I'm going to show tones or brushes.
13:40I'm looking and looking and it's not on the list.
13:41You're Lorraine.
13:42Jenny, get to you.
13:43It's all right.
13:44Keep going.
13:45I'm going to say makeup.
13:46Makeup is also not on the list.
13:47Jenny, you've got it.
13:4830 points.
13:49It's yours.
13:50You can say one thing on this list.
13:51Here we go.
13:52Q-tips, cotton balls or cotton swabs or two tips.
13:53Q-tips.
13:5430 points.
13:55It's yours.
13:56You can say one thing on this list.
13:57Here we go.
13:58Uh-huh.
13:59Q-tips, cotton balls or cotton swabs or two tips.
14:00Q-tips.
14:0130 points here at stake.
14:02Not on the list.
14:03Yeah.
14:04I'm sorry.
14:05I'm sorry.
14:06You've got it.
14:0730 points.
14:08It's yours.
14:09You can say one thing on this list.
14:10Come on.
14:11Here we go.
14:12Uh-huh.
14:13Q-tips, cotton balls or cotton swabs or two tips.
14:14Q-tips.
14:1530 points here at stake.
14:17Not on the list.
14:18Yeah.
14:19I don't know what you've made in this.
14:24Every woman has Q-tips.
14:25Come on, don't you?
14:26I do.
14:27Come on.
14:28Then other things on the list were candles, curling iron,
14:30Curling iron, hair dryer, perfume, soap, tissue, and towel.
14:36You've got to be kidding me.
14:37All right.
14:38Makeup?
14:39Let's do one more.
14:40Let's do one more, ladies.
14:41I'm back with you.
14:42We asked them in on a website to tell us their favorite home run hitters.
14:47We took their top six.
14:49How many can you name?
14:50I'm guessing you're going to go for all six again.
14:53What do you think, ladies?
14:55I don't know.
14:56Four.
14:57We're going to go for four.
14:58Four.
14:58Nice.
14:59Guys, we can take them off, can't we?
15:02They said four.
15:02How many do you want?
15:03Six.
15:04It's a no-brainer.
15:05Favorite home run hitters.
15:06We're going to start with you, Marcus.
15:09Sammy Sosa.
15:10Boom.
15:11On the list.
15:12Now, Rico.
15:13Six.
15:14Come on.
15:14Give me a good one here.
15:15Babe Ruth.
15:18On the list.
15:20Good job.
15:21What was there?
15:22Oh.
15:22John.
15:23Hank Aaron.
15:24Hank Aaron.
15:25On the list.
15:27Halfway home, guys.
15:28Marcus, keep them coming.
15:30Let's go for Mark McGuire.
15:32He's the king.
15:33Of course he is.
15:34He's on the list.
15:34Of course he is.
15:37All right, Rico.
15:40Willie Mace.
15:42Willie Mace is not on the list.
15:46John, what do you got?
15:48Jackie Robinson.
15:50That is not on the list.
15:54Marcus, you can do this.
15:55We'll work this out.
15:55There's two left.
15:57Take the time.
15:58Let's go for Reggie Jackson.
16:01Reggie.
16:02So good, they named a candy bar after him.
16:04That's on the list.
16:05Guys, one more.
16:07There's one left.
16:08Marcus, you got three seconds.
16:10Oh, you better use it.
16:11Mickey Mantle.
16:12Mickey Mantle.
16:13If Mickey Mantle is on the list, you get all 60 points.
16:17I didn't say it was on there.
16:20It is on there.
16:21It is on there.
16:22Well, Reggie, all 60 points coming over to the guys.
16:27We've got 145.
16:30Ladies have 50.
16:31When we come back, we're going to find out who's more likely to play volleyball.
16:35Side out.
16:36We're up.
16:37You know, 1-800-COLLECT has saved us so much money.
16:48More people got to know.
16:49Hmm.
16:52There's one.
16:55Go, Reggie.
16:56Go.
16:56Go.
16:57Get him.
16:58Donnie, use 1-800-COLLECT.
17:00Does that hurt?
17:01What hurts is not respecting the people you call collect, fool.
17:03Save them at least a fucker, too, sucker.
17:061-800-COLLECT.
17:07I got it.
17:08It's easy.
17:09You ladies are like my granny's SWAT team.
17:11Use your head.
17:12Dial 1-800-COLLECT.
17:14With the help of the spirits and my tarot cards, I can see your life even more clearly than you can yourself.
17:20He likes to fish, right?
17:21Yeah, he likes to fish.
17:23He goes fishing all the time.
17:24You also have been discussing the idea of making a move from the neighborhood where you're at now to a different one, correct?
17:31Oh, my gosh, yes.
17:32Oh, you're so right.
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17:36And he teases you all the time.
17:38Yes.
17:38You're an easy mark.
17:40I mean, if he just comes at you with a finger, you're rolling on the floor laughing.
17:44He makes you nuts when he does that.
17:46Oh, my gosh, I'm crying because that's so right.
17:49Wondering about your lover?
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17:54The man loves you desperately.
17:56You understand me?
17:57When you met him, he was coming out of a bad time in his life.
18:00He had done a little bit of probation time, correct?
18:03Yeah, that's right.
18:04Oh, my God.
18:05I cannot believe how right you are.
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18:13All right, let's keep going.
18:19Welcome back to Sex Wars.
18:20The guys have 145 points.
18:23Yeah, we do.
18:23Almost three times what the ladies have.
18:26They've got 50.
18:27In this round, the answers will always be either men or women.
18:31Can you say come back round?
18:33Oh, yeah.
18:33Yeah.
18:36I can't see the names on statistics and popular opinion polls.
18:39Ladies, when you lock in first, you're going to hear this sound.
18:41Oh, yeah.
18:43Can you say ain't going to happen?
18:45Guys, when you lock in, you're going to hear this.
18:47Correct answer earns your team 10 points.
18:49Answer incorrectly, and the other team gets the points.
18:52Here we go.
18:53Men or women, they are more likely to work a second job in order to save for the future.
19:00Lorraine.
19:01Men.
19:02That's right.
19:04Good job.
19:05While the women are out spending our fortune, men or women, they're more likely to pass another
19:09car in a no-passing zone.
19:12Coco.
19:13Men.
19:14Men is right.
19:15Yeah.
19:16I mean, you're not on fire.
19:19Men or women, they tend to buy more artwork.
19:23John.
19:24Women.
19:25Men.
19:29Men or women, they tend to do more charity work.
19:33John.
19:34Women.
19:34You're right.
19:35Yeah.
19:36Men or women, they're more likely to play volleyball.
19:43Lorraine.
19:45Women.
19:46Yeah.
19:46Yeah.
19:47At least this time, we gave her a choice.
19:52Men or women, they tend to have a wider pelvis.
19:56Women.
19:57I don't even know why I care about that, but yeah, you're right.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Men or women, they read more science fiction books.
20:08Men.
20:10Rico.
20:11You are right, isn't he?
20:12Yes, he's right.
20:14Yeah.
20:15Oh, we're not going to do that.
20:17Men or women, they generally have smaller lungs.
20:22Over to you, Jenny.
20:23Women.
20:24You're right.
20:24Yes.
20:25All right, this is the final question of the round.
20:30It's the MCI last call, and you know it's worth 25 points.
20:35We need this.
20:35Come on.
20:36Men or women, more of them are bill collectors.
20:42Jenny.
20:42I'm going to go with ladies, women.
20:45You're right.
20:48That's kind of a great question.
20:51The guys are on the lead 175.
20:53The ladies sell above 25.
20:55During this break, the whole team's going to lock in their wagers on the final question.
21:00Stick around the last battle.
21:01I told you what it was about this.
21:03Come on.
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22:41A delectable fusion of Big Night and the Sopranos combines culinary drama and mob intrigue.
22:48You guys don't understand.
22:49Real actors don't pay attention to review.
22:51And the New York Times says he also fills the frame with performers who hit the screen like sharp shooting.
22:56There's more intrigue than in the court of the Medici.
22:58Yeah, I've never been in that court.
22:59Down-to-earth dialogue, well-drawn characters.
23:02Unexpected things happen to Lewis.
23:04Played to perfection by the inimitable Danny Ayala.
23:06The show's the kitchen.
23:07That's war time.
23:08I got a lot.
23:09Let's get back to the one Ricky's ready.
23:11Dinner Rush.
23:11Rated R.
23:12Starts Friday.
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24:48My girls came out, but unfortunately it wasn't enough.
24:57The guys have won 75.
24:59The ladies have won 25.
25:01The award today comes down to the final two questions.
25:06We're going to give each team three categories, and they're going to select one of them.
25:10We're going to ask a question from that category to the opposite team.
25:13During the break, each team wagered at least half of their points.
25:16Guys, we earned it.
25:18We got the lead, which means we get to pick a category for the ladies first.
25:22Here we go.
25:23Your three categories are a dirty sport, a nasty sport, or a spoiled sport.
25:30What do you think?
25:33We're going to go with nasty sport.
25:35Nasty!
25:39It's a nasty sport, ladies, but someone's got to do it.
25:42Here comes your final question.
25:44What's the name of the duo whose albums and movie features them making prank phone calls?
25:52What do you think, ladies?
25:54You get this right, it puts you in the lead, you get it wrong, game may be over.
25:59I would like to say...
26:01Jerky Boys.
26:04The Jerky Boys is right.
26:10How much did you wager?
26:12One-oh-five takes you to two-thirty and the lead, ladies.
26:18Nice!
26:20Good one.
26:21All right, now we have to pick the category for the guys.
26:25Your three to choose from are show me off, buy me off, or watch me off.
26:32Ooh.
26:33Watch me off!
26:34Watch me off!
26:35Easy out there, man.
26:37Here we go.
26:38Show me off.
26:39Show me off, guys, is your final category.
26:43Get in the zone, fellas.
26:45Here's the last question.
26:48A lot of women collect Yaldro.
26:52What is a Yadro?
26:54Spell that.
26:56Spell it.
26:57Why should I spell it?
26:58Because I want to know what it means.
26:59What is it?
26:59L-L-A-D-R-O-S.
27:02Mm-hmm.
27:02The S is silent.
27:04Well, you know...
27:05What's it called?
27:06Yeah, what do you got?
27:07I'm going to meditate and concentrate.
27:08I'm going to say that Yadro is porcelain from Spain.
27:13Oh, yeah.
27:13Is that right?
27:14Yeah.
27:17It is!
27:18Yeah!
27:19All right, wait a second.
27:25Wait a second, now.
27:26You know the ladies are in the lead, but I know you guys bet a lot.
27:31How much did you wager?
27:32Oh, did we wager?
27:33Oh, did we wager?
27:34We wagered all of it.
27:35Oh!
27:36Oh, God!
27:37Oh!
27:38Yeah!
27:40I didn't know that.
27:41I didn't know that.
27:42$1,000 sign.
27:44$1,000.
27:45$1,000.
27:46I can't even stop it.
27:48Keep doing it.
27:49Let's see it next time.
27:50Yeah!
27:51Yeah!
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