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00:00Get ready to match the star.
00:10International Venturicist Ron Lucas with Scorch.
00:14From the Hogan family, Edie McClure.
00:18Match Game's own Charles Nelson Reilly.
00:23Recording artist, Gloria Lawrence.
00:27From just the ten of us, Bill Kirkenbauer.
00:31And from General Hospital, Jackie Zeman.
00:36As we claim the all new star-studded Match Game.
00:41And here's the star of Match Game, Ross Schaefer.
00:54Hi there.
00:55Welcome to Match Game, everybody.
00:57Thank you for joining us.
00:59And let's say hello to the stars.
01:01Hi.
01:02Scorch wants to start his campaign on this program, which is a wonderful honor.
01:07First off, I thought I'd like your tie, too.
01:08I thought it was your tongue hanging out.
01:09Oh, no.
01:10Thank you, Scorch.
01:11I want to be a celebrity, and each celebrity has to have a cause.
01:14So I'm trying to save the humans.
01:16We need a lot of work, don't we, Scorch?
01:22Well, you're doing good.
01:24Just keep doing it.
01:25Just keep doing it.
01:26And you're very active as well, aren't you, Gloria?
01:28You have a new...
01:29I have a new project I'm working on.
01:30Yes, and we've all enjoyed your zillion-seller records and things, but tell us about your
01:34new project.
01:35I'm writing a book right now.
01:36It's called Parenting a Diabetic Child, and I have a...
01:38My older son has had diabetes for 11 years, and it'll be out, published by Lowell House
01:43this next spring.
01:44All right.
01:45Great.
01:46That's good.
01:47All right.
01:48Well, it's good to have all of you here.
01:50Let's meet our contestants.
01:51Hi, Tony.
01:52Hi.
01:53How are you doing?
01:54Good to see you again.
01:55Yay, Tony!
01:56You had a big day yesterday.
01:57Yeah.
01:58$5,850 that you collected.
02:00Woo!
02:01And Tony, if you watched this thing, you know he's a cabinetmaker.
02:03I'm a cabinetmaker.
02:04And you've had a chance to examine everything now, and you think we did a wonderful job here.
02:07You did.
02:08You did a fantastic job.
02:09Good job.
02:10Best job I've ever seen.
02:11He's got so much money.
02:12He thinks we do a wonderful job here.
02:13Yeah, he thinks we're fine now.
02:14That's very nice.
02:15Well, let's meet your challenger.
02:16Hi, Denise.
02:17Hi.
02:18Now, tell us something about yourself, Denise.
02:19Okay.
02:20My name is Denise Strickland.
02:21I've only been in California for a few months.
02:22I followed my marine pilot husband out here with my three children, and he said,
02:26go have fun, and I wound up Wonder of Wonders on the match game.
02:29Good.
02:30Good.
02:31Well, we're happy to have you here.
02:32Come on.
02:33Well, look.
02:34I think we ought to go ahead and play this game, you know?
02:35Okay.
02:36All right.
02:37As you know, this is how it works.
02:40Try to match as many of our celebrities as you can, and every correct match is worth
02:43$50.
02:44The one who scores the most at the end of the game is the winner, gets to keep the money,
02:47and go on to play Super Match for a shot at $10,000.
02:50Now, Tony, you're the champ, so you get to make your selection first.
02:52Will it be A or B?
02:53Uh, B, please.
02:54You go with B.
02:55Okay.
02:56Stars, did you hear that police officer Mulroney married a lady cop?
03:03No.
03:04No.
03:05They spent their honeymoon blanking each other.
03:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
03:13Oh, there it is.
03:14You got her bell on, her lights blinking?
03:15My lights on.
03:16It's not too hot, is it, Bill?
03:18No.
03:19Tony, did you hear the police officer Mulroney married a lady cop?
03:22They spent their honeymoon...
03:24Frisking each other.
03:25Frisking each other.
03:26Frisking each other.
03:32All right, Ron.
03:33They spent their honeymoon...
03:35What?
03:36That was my choice.
03:37Uh-uh.
03:38You see, I had the kinky side, so I said handcuffing.
03:41You said, you said, handcuffing each other.
03:43Handcuffing.
03:44Handcuffing.
03:45Upside down, handcuffing each other.
03:46I can't spell either.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Edie, what did you have in mind?
03:49When my husband and I, he was a cop when we got married, we spent our...
03:52Frisking.
03:53Frisking.
03:54Frisking.
03:58I'm sorry, Tony.
03:59I said arresting.
04:00Arresting.
04:01What a good answer.
04:02What a good answer.
04:03What a good answer.
04:04Gloria, they spent their honeymoon...
04:05Well, I went for the hard line also, handcuffing.
04:08Handcuffing.
04:09Handcuffing.
04:10What were they doing on the honeymoon there, Bill?
04:12Up against the wall there.
04:13I'm gonna frisk it.
04:14Good.
04:17That's great.
04:18Jackie.
04:19Yeah, well, that sounds like a real fun thing to me, too.
04:22Good.
04:23A little frisking.
04:24He's getting it, man.
04:25Good.
04:26Good for you.
04:27All right, Tony, you got three there, and we'll see how you do, Denise.
04:29Okay.
04:30Hmm.
04:31Jack said, when I was a kid, my mother hated me.
04:35Oh.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Oh, my God.
04:38All the babies had cloth diapers, but me, my diapers were made out of blank.
04:43Oh.
04:44Oh.
04:45Oh.
04:46Oh.
04:47I have five.
04:48And you're about to have a baby, aren't you?
04:49So you're...
04:50Yeah, and I would never do this.
04:51You would never do this.
04:52Of course not.
04:56It's the...
04:57All right, Ron is in now.
04:59South America now.
05:00All right, Denise, you're a mother.
05:01You have three children.
05:02Yes.
05:03When he was a kid, his mother hated him.
05:05Other babies had cloth diapers.
05:07His diapers were made out of...
05:09Steel wool.
05:10Oh.
05:11Oh, boy.
05:12Oh.
05:13Oh.
05:14Oh, boy.
05:15That's very mean, isn't it?
05:17That's very mean, isn't it?
05:18The marine in your family.
05:21Boy, you'd get some clothes picked up in the bedroom if you had those on, though, wouldn't
05:25you?
05:26This entire game, Scorch was answering, and I'm just writing this out.
05:29Steel wool?
05:30You know, my aunt knits, and I gave her steel wool, and she made me a bicycle.
05:35But I said the diaper was made of cupperware to lock in the freshness.
05:39Oh.
05:40That's funny.
05:41That's funny.
05:43That's funny.
05:44To lock in the freshness.
05:47That's not my answer.
05:48No, that was very good, Scorch.
05:49Not my answer.
05:50Eddie?
05:51Well, you know...
05:52Julia, whenever she's working on her pots, she always makes sure that she...
06:00She always makes sure that they're nice and smooth, so she uses sandpaper.
06:05Sandpaper?
06:06Sandpaper?
06:07That's a property.
06:08What do you mean?
06:09Oh, diapers made of sandpaper.
06:10Oh, you're standing up, Charles?
06:11You would, too, if you wore diapers as a kid made of a steel wall.
06:15Stale wall?
06:16Good.
06:17Good.
06:18Good.
06:19Good.
06:20Good.
06:21Good.
06:22Good.
06:23Good for your child.
06:24He's second.
06:25Other babies have cloth diapers, but me, my diapers were made out of...
06:28Well, I think this sounds even worse than steel wool.
06:30I'm sorry, it's not a match.
06:31No, it's sandpaper.
06:32Sandpaper?
06:33Yeah.
06:34You and Edie had that one.
06:35Yeah.
06:36Bill, you were so quick to write yours down.
06:37Well, that's because I knew...
06:39Sandpaper.
06:40Sandpaper was a good answer.
06:41Jackie, what were you thinking of?
06:43Oh, terribly original.
06:44Sandpaper.
06:45Sandpaper would have been the good answer.
06:47However, you did get a match, Denise.
06:48Wow.
06:49Yes, you have 50.
06:50Tony has 150.
06:51And we're gonna take a short break.
06:52We'll come back.
06:53Boost your score.
06:54It's worth a matchup.
06:55Please stay around.
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07:12Your mom's getting married.
07:14I know you don't like it.
07:15I think you ought to give this guy a break.
07:17On November 2nd, nothing is more dangerous...
07:22He killed a guy.
07:23I saw him do it.
07:24...than knowing the truth.
07:26Do you want me to ignore the fact that my son is living with a killer?
07:29You're a little higher, aren't you, Danny?
07:31John Travolta.
07:32I wanna see you burn.
07:33Vince Vaughn.
07:34Danny!
07:35Domestic disturbance.
07:37This is between you and me.
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08:12I'm not eating that.
08:14No way.
08:17I don't even wanna touch it.
08:20Ew!
08:21It smells.
08:22How old is this?
08:25Is there anything else?
08:27Having too much wine with dinner?
08:29Tonight, make it roni.
08:30Rich and creamy pasta roni.
08:32Or incredibly delicious rice-a-roni.
08:35And all you'll hear is...
08:36Can I please have some more?
08:38Roni, leave the wine behind.
08:42Welcome back to the game, folks.
08:44Well, at the end of the first round, Tony, you're leading.
08:47You have 150.
08:48Denise has 50.
08:49But it's time to play match-up.
08:51Now, this is where you can build up your score by playing against the clock.
08:53Denise, you're behind right now, so we'll start with you.
08:55And you can play with any one of our stars.
08:57Who would you like to play with?
08:58Okay.
08:59I think I'll play with Edie.
09:00Ah, Edie McClure.
09:01Here we go.
09:02Okay, now, we're gonna show you a series of possible match-ups there on your screen, Denise.
09:06We want you to push the button that you think is the best answer.
09:09Okay.
09:10Every time Edie agrees with you, you'll get $50.
09:12You have 30 seconds to get as many as you can.
09:14Both of you ready?
09:15Yes.
09:16Go.
09:18Egg, blank.
09:19Egg yolk, egg beater.
09:20Egg yolk.
09:21No match.
09:22Power, blank.
09:23Power tools, power lunch.
09:24Power tools.
09:25No match.
09:26Foul, blank.
09:27Foul play, foul ball.
09:29Foul ball.
09:30No match.
09:31Copy, blank.
09:32Copy, machine.
09:33Copy, cat.
09:34Copy, machine.
09:35No match.
09:36Great white, blank.
09:37Great white, hope.
09:38Great white, shark.
09:39Shark.
09:40Match.
09:41Hugh, blank.
09:43Hugh Downs.
09:44Hugh Hefner.
09:45Hugh Hefner.
09:46Match.
09:48Ah.
09:50A couple matches.
09:51Got two matches there.
09:54Score is tied.
09:55You're in turn to play match-up.
09:56Who do you want to play with?
09:57Mr. Bill.
09:58Hulk.
09:59Okay, Bill.
10:00Are you going to play with Bill?
10:01Yes, I am, sir.
10:02Okay.
10:03Remember now, $50 per every match.
10:04Put 30 seconds on the clock.
10:06Ready?
10:07Go.
10:08Cape, blank.
10:09Cape Cod.
10:10Cape Canaveral.
10:11Cape Canaveral.
10:12No match.
10:13Me and my blank.
10:14Me and my shadow.
10:15Me and my big mouth.
10:16Me and my shadow.
10:17Match.
10:18Catch a blank.
10:19Catch a falling star.
10:20Catch a fish.
10:21Catch a falling star.
10:22Match.
10:23Oral, blank.
10:24Oral Surgeon.
10:25Oral Roberts.
10:26Oral Roberts.
10:27Match.
10:28Harlem, blank.
10:29Harlem Knights.
10:30Harlem Globetrotters.
10:31Harlem Globetrotters.
10:32Match.
10:33Adam, blank.
10:34Adam, 12.
10:35Adam and Eve.
10:36Adam and Eve.
10:37No match.
10:39Great job, Tony.
10:41Four matches.
10:43All right, Tony, you're going to leave now.
10:44It's 3.50.
10:45Denise has 1.50.
10:46And we'll be back with more match game in just a moment.
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13:11There we are, Ben.
13:13Ah, Denise here behind now.
13:15150, 220 is 350.
13:16So you'll make a selection.
13:17Okay.
13:18A or B?
13:19A.
13:20Okay.
13:21Harry the Hard Hat said,
13:24Oh.
13:25Nowadays, lots of men wear an ear ring.
13:28But me, I was the first guy at my job site to wear a blank.
13:32A nose ring.
13:33A nose ring.
13:34A bull?
13:35Oh, sure.
13:36Those are popular.
13:37Do men wear those?
13:38I've seen a lot of women.
13:39You're talking about the...
13:40No, I was talking about like a bull.
13:41You're talking about the bull.
13:42The bull nose ring.
13:43Either way, a nose ring.
13:44Ron, I was the first guy at my job site to wear a...
13:45I ain't disgusted.
13:46Such a macho dude.
13:47You okay?
13:48You all right, Gloria?
13:49I'm fine.
13:50I'm fine.
13:51I'm fine.
13:52You're fine.
13:53I'm fine.
13:54I'm fine.
13:55I'm fine.
13:56How are you like this one, Denise?
13:57How are you like this one, Denise?
13:58Harry the Hard Hat said,
13:59Nowadays, lots of men wear an ear ring.
14:00But me, I was the first guy at the job site to wear a...
14:01Nose ring.
14:02A nose ring.
14:03A nose ring.
14:04A nose ring.
14:05A bull?
14:06Oh, sure.
14:07Those are popular.
14:08Do men wear those?
14:09I ain't disgusted.
14:10Such a macho dude.
14:12Yeah.
14:13You okay?
14:14You all right, Gloria?
14:15I'm fine.
14:16Are you all right?
14:17Somebody put Gloria's hair out.
14:19I said he put mine on.
14:20I can't see.
14:21Oh, Bill, you were sitting there before, weren't you?
14:24He is such a macho dude.
14:26He doesn't care if any of I sees him wear a brassiere.
14:28A brassiere.
14:29A brassiere.
14:30A brassiere.
14:31A brassiere.
14:32Well, I went for another piece of jewelry.
14:34I said a necklace.
14:35A necklace.
14:36Fine.
14:37You could wear a necklace.
14:38Charles, you're at the job site.
14:39This could cause trouble among the guys.
14:41A Miss America tiara.
14:48You want to get noticed at a job site in a tiara, wouldn't you?
14:50I couldn't wear one, though, because I have a toupee.
14:53Now, Gloria, Gloria, you were completely, you didn't like this one.
14:56You said, the first guy at the job site to wear a...
14:59Well, I changed my mind.
15:00I like it now.
15:01You like it now, yes.
15:02Oh, God.
15:03Good.
15:04Good.
15:05Good.
15:06I'll be worried if the sky is getting this answer.
15:09Oh.
15:10A dress.
15:11A dress?
15:12A dress.
15:13A dress at the job site.
15:14Yes.
15:15All right, Jackie, we're looking for a nose ring.
15:17Well, no, I was kind of on Bill's wavelength, but I had a purse.
15:20A purse.
15:21Okay.
15:22Oh, again, we didn't match.
15:23We had one answer for you.
15:24All right, let's see how you do, Tony.
15:25What a fine answer it was.
15:27The Godfather said to Tony.
15:30Oh.
15:31The Godfather, yeah, it matches that nice.
15:33Good father.
15:34Hey, Tony, give that guy the donut treatment.
15:37Fill him with blank.
15:44I'm mumbling a lot.
15:45Here you go.
15:46I mumble as the show goes on.
15:47Mumble kind.
15:48Do you like your answer, Bill?
15:49Huh?
15:50Do you like your answer?
15:51All right, everybody?
15:52Yeah.
15:53The Godfather said to Tony.
15:54Hey, Tony, give that guy the donut treatment.
15:56Fill him with holes, my son.
15:59All the holes.
16:04That's good, Tony.
16:05Fill more balls.
16:07Ron?
16:08You know, Ron is married, and on Ron and Mary's refrigerator,
16:11they have Dunkin' Donuts phone number in case you want to call a cop.
16:14Oh, they do.
16:15Yeah, that's right.
16:16What do you say?
16:17I'm only quoting you.
16:18Squirt said holes.
16:19Holes, yeah.
16:20Good man.
16:21That's all right.
16:22Ooh, ooh, ooh.
16:23Well, once again, we went to the cooking world, I'm afraid.
16:27And it's above 200 now.
16:30Cholesterol.
16:31Cholesterol.
16:32Ooh.
16:34Cholesterol.
16:35Yeah, but...
16:38Oh, do better yourselves.
16:39Yeah.
16:40Yeah.
16:41All right, Charles.
16:42My answer, my answer can't hold water.
16:44Hold.
16:45Oh, no.
16:46Very great today.
16:49Now, you're wearing the...
16:51the disguise.
16:52You don't like your answer, apparently.
16:53The donut treat...
16:54I only know one thing that goes...
16:56It fills a donut, and that's jelly.
16:58The jelly.
16:59Okay.
17:00Oh, jelly.
17:01Good answer.
17:02Bill Corneal.
17:03Good one, Bill.
17:04Hey, go.
17:05Go.
17:06Go.
17:07Go.
17:09This is right.
17:13Yeah, I'm going to fill up a hose.
17:15Yeah.
17:16Jackie, when I asked this, you just burst a wide open say, I know this, I know this, I know
17:24this.
17:25Yeah.
17:27Hallelujah.
17:28There you go.
17:31Okay.
17:33That's the score.
17:34And I told you, you have 550.
17:35Denise, you have 200.
17:36And now it's time to play final matchup.
17:39Whoever wins this round wins the game
17:41and a chance to play for a possible $10,000.
17:43And Denise, since you're behind right now, you'll go first.
17:45Okay.
17:45Who do you want to play with?
17:46Gloria.
17:47Play with Gloria.
17:48Okay.
17:49Okay.
17:49Now, this time, every matchup will be worth $100.
17:52We'll put 45 seconds on the clock this time
17:54to get as many as you can.
17:55You have 200.
17:56Tony has 550, so you have to get at least 550 to stay in the game.
18:00Okay.
18:00Okay, are you ready?
18:01Mm-hmm.
18:02Gloria's ready?
18:03Mm-hmm.
18:03Go.
18:04Blank tongue.
18:05Native tongue, forked tongue.
18:07Native tongue.
18:08No match.
18:09Blank beans.
18:11Lima beans, jumping beans.
18:13Lima beans.
18:14Match.
18:15Blank can.
18:17Beer can, garbage can.
18:18Garbage can.
18:19No match.
18:20Blank Eden.
18:21Garden of Eden, barber Eden.
18:23Garden of Eden.
18:23Match.
18:24Blank gas.
18:26Natural gas, unleaded gas.
18:28Natural gas.
18:29Match.
18:30Blank counter.
18:31Kitchen counter, Geiger counter.
18:32Kitchen counter.
18:33Match.
18:34Blank mills.
18:35Haley Mills, General Mills.
18:37General Mills.
18:38No match.
18:38Blank chance.
18:40Fat chance, second chance.
18:41Fat chance.
18:41Match.
18:42Blank cat.
18:43Tomcat.
18:44Garfield the cat.
18:45Tomcat.
18:45Match.
18:47Blank fifth.
18:48Take the fifth.
18:49Beethoven's.
18:49No, not in time.
18:51Six matches, though.
18:54Terrific job, Denise.
18:56Big glory.
18:56What was called?
18:57800.
18:58Tony, you have 550.
18:59This is your chance to go for the win.
19:01Who do you want to play with?
19:02Ron, please.
19:03All right.
19:03Ron in.
19:03Okay.
19:04Ron Lucas.
19:05All right.
19:05You have 550.
19:06You have got to beat 800 to win.
19:09Let's put 45 on the clock.
19:11Both of you ready?
19:13Go.
19:14Blank board.
19:15Emery board.
19:16Ruman board.
19:17Emery board.
19:18Match.
19:19Blank handed.
19:20Empty handed.
19:21Underhanded.
19:22Empty handed.
19:23Match.
19:24Blank bear.
19:25Gummy bear.
19:26Smokey the bear.
19:27Smokey the bear.
19:28No match.
19:29Blank escape.
19:30The great escape.
19:31Fire escape.
19:32The great escape.
19:33Match.
19:34And win.
19:36Congratulations, Tony.
19:40Okay.
19:41Way to go.
19:42Way to go.
19:43Nice job.
19:44Nice job.
19:46Nice job.
19:47Yeah, you're going to go.
19:48All right.
19:49We're sorry to say goodbye.
19:51He's amazing.
19:51All right.
19:52We do see.
19:53We have some nice things
19:54for the back series, too.
19:55All right.
19:56All right.
19:56Thanks for playing that game.
19:58Well, Tony and Albert are back
20:00after this commercial
20:01with that big money super match.
20:02Please, stay with us.
20:06I figured I had a one in three chance,
20:10you know.
20:12What's that?
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20:17It's a high-pressure business,
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20:20Tonight at 8.30 p.m. Eastern.
20:23Operator, I'd like to make
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20:25First name Bob.
20:27Last name is...
20:28Dr. David.
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20:30Dr. David.
20:31Hello?
20:33Collect call for Mr. Bob.
20:34We oughta baby eats a boy.
20:35Sorry, wrong number.
20:38Who's that, dear?
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20:42Oh.
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21:37A message from Elvira
21:39down under.
21:40Crikey.
21:40So this is what the sun feels like.
21:42Oh, good eye mates.
21:44Elvira here.
21:45Wait till you have a squiz
21:46at what I'm bringing back
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21:48It's a Fonzor marathon
21:49of Who Dares Wins?
21:50The Aussie game show
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21:55Absolutely awesome.
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21:59An entire night
22:00of Who Dares Wins?
22:01Sunday, October 28th
22:02tonight Eastern.
22:03It'll be a rip-snorter.
22:05Whoa.
22:06Now that's scary.
22:10I love this.
22:10You love it?
22:12Yes, she is.
22:13You're a seven-month-old baby?
22:15Weeks.
22:15Seven weeks.
22:16Seven weeks.
22:16I'm already in trouble once.
22:18Just trying to keep you
22:19straight on this.
22:20This is the big money
22:21supermatch.
22:22This is where you can
22:22win over $10,000.
22:24And to do that,
22:25we'll start with an audience match.
22:26Right up there
22:27is the results
22:28of a studio audience
22:30poll that we took.
22:31They got their best response
22:32to this.
22:34Woody blank.
22:36Woody.
22:37Now, if you can guess
22:37the most popular answer,
22:38you get $500.
22:40Second most popular answer,
22:41$250.
22:42And the third best answer,
22:43$100.
22:45Okay.
22:46You can help.
22:46Get the help here
22:47from three of our celebrities.
22:49Who would you like to ask?
22:50Well, I'd ask Charles,
22:51but he's dead.
22:52Charles, you all right?
22:53Oh, Charles.
22:56Oh, Charles.
22:57I think Woody
23:00is a big of a question.
23:02It bombed.
23:05I knew it would bomb.
23:09It's me, folks.
23:11So leave it on.
23:12Charles.
23:13I don't get this.
23:15I hope your campaign failed.
23:18Oh, Alan.
23:20Woody Allen.
23:21All right.
23:21Come on.
23:22I think that's a good
23:27ventriloquist, Jack.
23:28I think they deserve a hand.
23:29Don't you?
23:29Come on.
23:30Come on.
23:31All right, fine.
23:34Okay, now, two more.
23:35Uh, Jackie, please.
23:37Um, Woody Woodpecker.
23:38Woody Woodpecker.
23:39Woody Woodpecker.
23:41One more.
23:42Uh, Gloria.
23:43Ah!
23:44Woody Woodpecker was my answer.
23:45Um, Woody...
23:46Woody Harrelson.
23:48Woody Harrelson.
23:49Woody Harrelson from Cheers.
23:50Yeah, from Cheers.
23:51Oh, I think it's good to take one of those
23:53or one of your own, Tony.
23:55Uh, I'm gonna go with Woody Woodpecker.
23:56You're gonna go with Woody Woodpecker.
23:59All right, Jackie.
24:00Now, let's see what the $100 answer is.
24:04Woody Herman.
24:06Woody Herman, the band leader, huh?
24:07All right, the $250 answer was...
24:10Woody Woodpecker.
24:12Oh!
24:13We're in there.
24:14We're in there.
24:14All right.
24:16Let's see out of curiosity.
24:17What was the $500 answer?
24:18Woody Allen.
24:19Woody Allen.
24:20Yeah.
24:21All right, Jackie, you're there now.
24:23You have $250.
24:24That means you're playing for at least
24:2510 times that amount, or $2,500,
24:27by matching one of our celebrities head-to-head.
24:29Double that amount, or five grand,
24:32with a lucky spin on our star wheel.
24:33Let's bring it down.
24:35And here it comes.
24:37Okay, there you go.
24:38Stand up there.
24:41Wherever this pointer lands,
24:42on whatever star,
24:43that'll be your partner in the head-to-head.
24:44If it lands on one of the red dots,
24:46it's double the amount.
24:48In your case, $5,000.
24:50Give it a good one, Tony.
24:50Let's give it a good spin.
24:52Chuck it, Tony.
24:53There you go.
24:54There you go.
25:00Give the man a go, boy.
25:02Oh, it's coming around to 80.
25:06Oh, no.
25:07No, it's coming around to 80.
25:09Oh, it's me!
25:10I can't believe it!
25:11You got it, Tony.
25:17That's amazing.
25:18That's amazing.
25:21This is a good luck charm, isn't it?
25:22It is a good luck charm.
25:24Well, all right, we're playing for $5,000.
25:26Gloria is your partner.
25:28I want you to think
25:29of how you would answer this.
25:31Blank, rose.
25:33Blank, rose.
25:36Blank, rose.
25:43R-O-S-E.
26:00Okay, you have yours now, Gloria?
26:01Yes, sorry.
26:02All right.
26:03Tony, what is your answer
26:05for blank, rose?
26:07I'm going to say red.
26:09You're going to say red rose.
26:13Gloria, for $5,000,
26:16can you match red rose?
26:18Yes!
26:23Yeah.
26:30Yeah.
26:30We'll take a short break.
26:41Love that Bob?
26:42Well, we've got a whole
26:43Bob-loving hour today,
26:45starting with the newlywed game
26:46at 4 p.m. Eastern,
26:47followed by Card Sharks at 4.30.
26:49That gives you a whole hour
26:50to love that Bob.
26:52That's newlywed game at 4
26:53and Card Sharks at 4.30
26:54only on Game Show Network.
26:56So, here I am,
26:58all grown up,
26:59and my mom's not cooking
27:01my breakfast anymore.
27:02But I can still taste
27:04how smooth and creamy
27:05and perfect everything was
27:07when she made my cream of wheat for me.
27:10And now, it's my turn.
27:13They like it with strawberry jam
27:15or honey.
27:17You know,
27:18life's got enough lumps.
27:19I'll just keep it as smooth
27:21and creamy as I can for them.
27:23Cream of wheat,
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28:49Let's Make a Deal.
28:51Oh, this is Tony's day.
28:53Tony has $11,700.
28:57And you're coming back
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29:00I'll be here.
29:00You'll be here.
29:01Can't think of anywhere else.
29:02Oh, and Scorch
29:03wants to say goodbye.
29:05Scorch, dude.
29:06We have to go.
29:07Thanks for watching Match Game.
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