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Storage Wars Season 16 Episode 1

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00:00I'm so happy, I'm so happy, we're going to the auction in San Burrito, San Burrito, San Burrito.
00:15Y'all remember when Barry went to San Burrito?
00:18Anybody in the crowd want a breakfast burrito?
00:21Come on, over here.
00:24Alright.
00:25So I pulled a little something out of his bag.
00:27For Rebo's.
00:31So that's what we're going to do, we're going to generate a distraction.
00:35Because we're going to get a good unit out here.
00:38I've got a game plan.
00:43When storage units are abandoned,
00:45the treasures within
00:49are put up for auction.
00:52I got scored on this.
00:54I'm in the green.
00:55Look at this.
00:56Money, baby.
00:57M-O-N-E-V-I-T-Y.
01:00Are you ready?
01:01Yeah!
01:04Auction time!
01:05San Bernardino, baby.
01:07We've had some really great auctions out here, Danny.
01:09Did I tell you you look great?
01:10Did I tell you you look great, too?
01:12I never saw a cougar with cheetah spots.
01:15Ooh.
01:16Technically, I can't be a cougar, honey.
01:19Why is that?
01:19I'm younger than you.
01:20Yeah, but what if you were a little bit younger than me?
01:23Wouldn't that make you a cougar?
01:24I mean, I could be a cute cougar to other people.
01:27But to you, it's like I'm a little snow kitten or something like that.
01:31Snow kitten?
01:32More like saber tooth.
01:34Meow.
01:34I plan to go fishing in a few days, and I don't want to dig into my bank account.
01:39I want to have the money made, so I'm going to be picky about what I buy today.
01:42I ain't buying anything or everything like normal.
01:44I'm going picky.
01:46Last time I was here, I found a bunch of old, awesome toys.
01:49They went quick.
01:50I mean, I sold them all in a week.
01:52If I can do that again, I have enough money for gas, enough money for presents, enough
01:56money for everything, even a couple extra dinners.
01:59Find another great room so I don't have to dig into my bank account.
02:02That's my goal for today.
02:04You know, I'm like the Babe Ruth of storage buying.
02:07Yeah, you keep on telling me this.
02:09Well, look, everybody else buys what they see.
02:12You cannot judge a book by its cover.
02:14It's not what we see, but it's what's hidden in the storage where the money is at.
02:17Like when a unit opens up, it's like a girl hitting at me at the bar.
02:21I'm going to judge her right away.
02:23That happens how often?
02:25Well, when I was single, that would happen five times a day.
02:28Oh my God, what book is this?
02:30It's called nonfiction.
02:33Wait, I think that means truth.
02:35It's fiction.
02:36It's fiction.
02:37It's fiction.
02:38It is fiction.
02:38It's not fiction.
02:42I see a man in red.
02:44It doesn't.
02:45What's happening here?
02:46I got them gators.
02:47Gators.
02:51Yeah, I got the gators.
02:52The Barry Specials.
02:54Those are beautiful.
02:55Those boots are made for walking.
02:56These boots are made for bitten.
02:58You can't walk in.
02:58You're totally earthy.
03:00You know how to stretch a boot out, right?
03:02No.
03:03Take rubbing alcohol, hoarding both of them, and slide them on your feet, and that leather
03:07will stretch out and fit your foot.
03:09I bet Dan got a method for paying stretching, too.
03:14Is that Renee?
03:16Yeah.
03:18Look at that.
03:18Renee can't even park.
03:20Hey!
03:21Why you park like that?
03:22Hey, the lines are there for a reason.
03:24You flexing.
03:26Think that's a good parking job?
03:27Woke up on the wrong side of the line.
03:30What bet did you lose?
03:31Killed 30 turtles to make them boots.
03:33It's alligator, man.
03:34Oh, is it?
03:35Yeah.
03:35Your pants are supposed to be tight if you're going to put them into some boots.
03:38You're probably supposed to be wearing jeans, to be honest.
03:40Can you tell?
03:41I never did it before.
03:42I don't love your feet that big.
03:43Don't speak on fashion.
03:44This is top professional buyer outfit right here.
03:48Mm.
03:48That is a money-making outfit.
03:51Hey, I'm coming to give out some burrito.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:55Here, here.
03:56Put this in your mouth here, bro.
03:58I'll have you, too.
03:58Here you go, cowboy.
03:59Really?
04:00Yeah.
04:00Is it full of, like, crap or something?
04:03No, I don't do that, because I'm going to eat one myself, cowboy.
04:05Steak, chicken, and pork.
04:06It's all about the bug.
04:07All right, bro.
04:08I need you to take a bite of this one.
04:10For real?
04:10Let's see.
04:11Let's take a bite.
04:13Okay, now give me a different one.
04:14I just want to make sure you don't try to poison me.
04:16Do a lot of people try to poison you?
04:18Yeah.
04:18Yeah?
04:19I'm the king of the storage business.
04:21People will try to come for you.
04:22King of the storage business?
04:23Go sit in the car.
04:25Ice-cold breakfast burrito with a side of lumpy German sausage.
04:28Breakfast of Champions.
04:30Welcome to the auction.
04:31We're down on Lord Auction with American Auctioneers.
04:33And before you go through these gates, you need to know the rules.
04:35Going to go to the unit, remove the lock, open the door, give you five minutes.
04:38Take a look around.
04:39You can't go inside the unit.
04:40You can't open any boxes.
04:41And who's ever got the most money in their pocket can't own it today.
04:43Are you ready?
04:44Yeah.
04:45Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:46Let's go.
04:47Let's go.
04:50Let's go this way.
04:51This way.
04:51Here we go.
04:52Oh, man.
04:53That's a lot of walking.
04:53You're tired already?
04:55The auction's just started.
04:57That's whatever.
04:57Can you put that burrito?
04:58It's weighing me down.
04:59Woo-hoo.
05:00Then burrito has disclaimed his first victim.
05:04We need to get you out more often.
05:06That's the burrito that's weighing you down.
05:08Yeah, exactly.
05:09That's what I'll say.
05:14All right, baby.
05:16It is stacked and packed.
05:18Bye-bye, 10.
05:19I love a mid-century modern.
05:21Yeah, this storage unit has ivy written all over it.
05:24Dirty and heavy.
05:26That's up.
05:26Don't waste talking crap about me.
05:28I know she's like a beast.
05:28You know I can hear it.
05:29I thought we was cool.
05:30Now I know where we stand.
05:32Now I know.
05:35Aren't those coffee tables, like, mid-century?
05:38No.
05:38They look like they're, like, 1960s.
05:41No, they're about, like, 1997 and a half money.
05:43Look at the tools down there.
05:44That looks like craftsmen.
05:45I mean, that looks like heavy, dirty work.
05:48That's totally right up Ivy's alley.
05:50So what?
05:51I'd like to make money.
05:53Yeah, but you don't have sons that can help load the trucks.
05:55I got a wife.
05:57A lot of power tools.
05:58And it looks like a single guy that had a lot of tools.
05:59It's a good unit.
06:00I like it, actually.
06:01We're coming anyway.
06:02That's why.
06:03Ay, yi, yi.
06:05Hey.
06:063 o'clock behind the gym.
06:07Oh, no.
06:08I'm scared.
06:09Better be there.
06:11Ooh.
06:12This actually is my kind of room.
06:14Got some big shoes right there that might fit one of the kids.
06:16Air compressor.
06:17This ball one could use another one.
06:18Ooh.
06:19Old gumball machine.
06:20Got a little bit of everything.
06:22Uh, I'll dip into a little bit.
06:24I'm trying to be picky.
06:25This is not quite picky, picky, but this is just picky enough to get me to Mississippi,
06:29but not back.
06:31Well, there's tools, but not only good tools.
06:34There's a little weed eater.
06:36Aside from those nightstands, I don't really like anything in here.
06:38If it goes for cheap, it's not going to.
06:41It's going to go cheap.
06:41Yeah, it's probably not for me, Danny.
06:47All right, now.
06:48I see they got building equipment in here.
06:51They got stuff to drag stuff.
06:53Hmm.
06:53That's a big-ass lunchbox right here.
06:56I couldn't get all this in a Toyota neither, you know what I mean?
06:58Can you need to rip off some of the doors on that Toyota?
07:02Stuff in everywhere.
07:04Yeah, rip off the doors of the Toyota?
07:05Tie it onto the hood and everything.
07:06I'll probably lose them all on the 15 freeway.
07:09Well, just put the cheap stuff on the outside.
07:11That's a smart maneuver.
07:12I might keep that in a memory right there.
07:15I'll take two trips.
07:17This afternoon, it's going down.
07:22Talking crap about me, wallet.
07:27That's towards me?
07:31I see you shaking.
07:33I'm not shaking.
07:34I see you shaking.
07:35I'm not shaking.
07:38I think I'm going to stop coming to these things.
07:41All righty.
07:41I see a hand in the air right there.
07:43You're putting your hand too high in the air.
07:46How's Superman doing?
07:47All right.
07:47Nice little unit here.
07:48Here we go.
07:49Number 20.
07:49Want to get a pay?
07:49Say it how much.
07:50How much?
07:50How much?
07:50How much money?
07:51Where?
07:51I got 30, 30.
07:52Put up a 40, 40.
07:53Nicket 40, 50, 50, 50, 60, 60, 60, 75.
07:56This hand ain't coming down for the auction's over.
07:58So y'all might as well give up.
08:00100 there.
08:00100 in a quarter.
08:01One there.
08:02100 in a quarter.
08:02100 and a half.
08:02See, I'm supposed to see this universe right up the valley.
08:05I don't know why it's spicy.
08:063 and a half.
08:06Oh, damn.
08:08That one's quick.
08:08350 there.
08:093 and a half.
08:09400.
08:104 and a half.
08:114 and a half over to the 5.
08:11500.
08:125 and a half.
08:125 and a half.
08:135 and a half over to the 600.
08:146 there.
08:15Yeah.
08:16700, sir.
08:167 to you.
08:17700 is all.
08:187 there.
08:197 and a half.
08:19Yeah.
08:198, sir.
08:20Put eight where.
08:21800 there.
08:21900 here.
08:22950, sir.
08:23Take another look.
08:24A 900.
08:249 and a half.
08:25Yeah.
08:25950 going once.
08:26950 there.
08:271,000 there.
08:281,000 there.
08:291,000.
08:29Oh, no, that's getting borderline.
08:31Yeah, it's probably still a good unit.
08:32See, I told you I was going to buy that unit.
08:341,000 bucks.
08:351,054 twice.
08:36Let's have some time to call it.
08:371,050 bucks a night.
08:38So, we don't do.
08:38We'll throw them in a night.
08:40So, that's why I can get it for 1,000.
08:414 o'clock, sir.
08:424 o'clock, sir.
08:44You next.
08:454 o'clock.
08:46What time you made in Casey?
08:47Oh, right on me.
08:48$1,000.
08:50Fuck it up.
08:50Let's go.
08:51No more burritos for you.
08:53Coming in strong, baby.
08:55Float like a butterfly.
08:57Bed like a bee.
08:59Well, this is what 1,000 gets me.
09:01Let's find out if I'm happy or not.
09:04Well, this is not a bad box to start off with.
09:08Here's one.
09:10Two.
09:11Pedigree.
09:12That's what I used to feed my dogs.
09:13Three.
09:14I think this is stacked with die-cast cars.
09:17Another one.
09:19These don't sell as good as they used to do, but hey, 100.
09:24Ooh, very light.
09:25I don't like light boxes.
09:26They often don't mean good.
09:27This one looks pretty good.
09:30All brand new.
09:31This whole entire box, $250.
09:33Look at that.
09:34That's $350 in two boxes.
09:35You can't beat this with a stick.
09:37Uh-oh.
09:38I have a feeling it's more die-cast cars because it's really light.
09:42Yes, it is.
09:43Well, got another $250 right here.
09:47Boom.
09:47Well, this is more my angle.
09:49Let's see where we at.
09:50Okay.
09:51Wow.
09:51Good condition.
09:53Not bad.
09:54This whole entire box, $30.
09:56Is this giant weed whacker stuff?
10:02What is this?
10:04Maybe it works together with that.
10:06This looks like some kind of weird-looking little, like, airship, but I don't know how this
10:10all works.
10:10I wonder if you've got a controller somewhere and you just drive this underwater.
10:13It looks like a camera.
10:14Go down there and find where the catfish are.
10:16Guess what I'll be cooking tomorrow?
10:18Hmm.
10:18It definitely looks expensive.
10:20Anything that works in water and is made rugged is usually worth a bit of money.
10:23Well, you know my motto.
10:25If I don't know what it is, find somebody who does.
10:28Oh, sweet.
10:29This is half the reason I bought it.
10:34Oh, sweet, sweet.
10:36This is half the reason I bought it.
10:38You see this old-timey stuff like this?
10:40You know you stand a great chance of a treasure.
10:42Hopefully, I find the gumballs and the gum globe.
10:45$25.
10:46All righty.
10:47The magic boxes that I've been looking forward to.
10:50Well, you see how they're all getting squished in?
10:52That means there's got a little bit of weight in them.
11:00Oh, it's glass.
11:02God dang it.
11:04$1, $2 at a time, $60.
11:06Don't beat more glass.
11:08Ooh, purses.
11:09All righty.
11:10Well, this is at least $100 in these two.
11:14Crappy glassware, lamp tops.
11:16Right there, $20.
11:19Okay, what we got?
11:21Ooh, feels breakable.
11:23Oh, there we go.
11:24Well, I guess that means it is breakable.
11:26That's not super glue.
11:27That's like snot glue.
11:28It's all greeny color.
11:30I know where you go.
11:32Go to your home.
11:33Boom.
11:34Now I needed some gumballs.
11:35This thing was worth $25.
11:36Now it's worth $50.
11:39Stay away from my unit, Renee.
11:41Go that away.
11:42Those are still so good, though.
11:43Those are like $25 for out of here.
11:46Come out.
11:48This almost looks like Tiger Oak.
11:50Old style, though.
11:51Mid-century, modern type table, plus two.
11:56One, two, three of these.
11:59I would put these at all three, $100.
12:01Now this, I didn't want to get to just because it's kind of neat.
12:07I'm not a clock guy.
12:08I just like some weird stuff.
12:10It's a triple threat.
12:11It's a table.
12:11It's a clock.
12:12It's a lamp.
12:13And it's ugly.
12:14$40.
12:16I always like these boxes.
12:17They usually have something good in them, but these obviously don't because they're so light.
12:21No money.
12:24Empty already.
12:24Oh, damn.
12:30Well.
12:46Here comes the bride.
12:47You did it again.
12:49You did this last time.
12:51Uh, that's the wedding heart.
13:03Goodbye, old friend.
13:07All right.
13:08I'm tired of walking already.
13:10Ready to go home, sit in my chair, drink a beer.
13:12You guys are getting weak in your old age.
13:16Stop that lock off!
13:17All right, folks.
13:2110 by 15.
13:23Woo!
13:23Packed, stacked, and all that.
13:2510 by 15.
13:29Some bags in the front here.
13:31I don't know if this is authentic or not.
13:33I have to pull it out.
13:34There's a Louis Vuitton.
13:35Could mean there's some other decent stuff in here.
13:37There's a lot of items.
13:39It looks like a lot of kids' stuff, which I can't use.
13:41But maybe there's some furniture or something in the back.
13:44Might bet on it.
13:45Woo!
13:51Oh, that looks like Michael Kors.
13:52He got 200 bucks right there.
13:54Shoes still in the box.
13:55Can't beat that.
13:56A lot of stuff still in the original boxes.
13:58That makes it much, much, much easier to sell.
14:01A lot of money in this room.
14:02A lot of volume.
14:03I was trying to be picky, but it's a lot of volume for a picky guy.
14:07Very, very good unit.
14:08We got a bunch of boxes.
14:10We got a little safe right there.
14:11There's a speaker stand, low-key fan, which I need right now because I'm leaking.
14:17Yeah, this one here is a little too big for my little Toyota.
14:20That bag says LD.
14:24Okay, well, this is a good reason to buy this unit.
14:26Oh, my God.
14:27I just got really excited.
14:28That's because you're standing next to me.
14:30No, that's not why.
14:31Pretty sure it is.
14:32It's called designer.
14:32I'm like, oh, my God.
14:33But that's not a real Louis Vuitton, is it?
14:35I've never seen a pattern like that with a Louis Vuitton.
14:37It looks like a family.
14:38There's a lot of kid stuff in the unit.
14:39But the good thing about this unit, that's just a lot of quantity.
14:42So it has potential.
14:43There's a lot of stuff in here.
14:44Let's see what it goes for.
14:45Okay.
14:47All right.
14:47Here we go.
14:48Take a look.
14:48Look it over.
14:49Don't overlook it.
14:49Here we go.
14:51Look at me.
14:51Five, five, one of a 500.
14:53250.
14:53Anywhere.
14:54I can do it.
14:54I have one of a three.
14:55One of a three, three, one of a three.
14:56One of a three, three, three, three, three, three, three, 50.
14:57Three, 50, four and a half, four and a half, four and a four, 50.
14:58Five and a half.
14:59Five and a half.
15:00Five and a half.
15:00600, 600.
15:01One of a seven, seven.
15:02Seven.
15:02One of a 800.
15:03800 there.
15:04One of a nine.
15:05Nine, nine, nine where?
15:06900, $1,000.
15:07A thousand.
15:07A quarter in the winner $1,000.
15:0811, 1100.
15:09One of a 12, 12, 12, 12, 12 there.
15:11One of a 13.
15:12One of a 14, 600.
15:13I got 14 here.
15:14One of a 15 and 1,500 where?
15:15I got 15 there.
15:16One of a 16.
15:1716 and 16, 50.
15:19I want to say eight.
15:19I'm 17.
15:20One of a 17.
15:21One of a 18.
15:2218, 18, 18.
15:22One of a 19.
15:2319, 19.
15:24One of a 19.
15:25I know, that's kind of hype for that stuff.
15:27How about that?
15:28Hey, today, what number two?
15:28Today, what number 2,000?
15:29What number 21?
15:30No, folks.
15:3021, that's it.
15:33What number 22?
15:34Thank you, dude.
15:3422, 23, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24, 24 going once.
15:39Oh, there's a good swap-in merch, nice.
15:4023, half, one, twice.
15:41Last time, kind of call it.
15:4223, and 24, and 24, and 24.
15:45The **** going with these people, bro.
15:47I get 24, but it's 24, 50 going once.
15:49I put it with 24, 50 going twice.
15:51Last time, kind of call it 24, but it's 24 and a half.
15:53Oh, my God, bro.
15:54I put it with 25, but it's 25, but it's 25.
15:55I put it with 25, but it's 25, but it's 25, but it's 25, but it's 25, but it's 26, guys.
16:10Renee, look at that, they lock it like it's the last burrito in Mexico.
16:1426, 27, 27, and a half.
16:16I get 27, 27, and a half, but it's 27, and a half, 27, and a half, 27, and a half.
16:19Going once, 27, 27, and a half, going twice.
16:21Yeah.
16:22I got it.
16:23Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
16:24Oh, whatever.
16:2528, and a half, 29, and a half.
16:2629, 29, and a half, with a 3.
16:293,000, with a 31.
16:303,000, with a 31.
16:31I get 3,000, with a 31.
16:32I got 3,000, with a 3,100 going once.
16:33I got 3,000, with a 3,050 going .
16:353,000.
16:36Something kind of call it, 3,050.
16:37Yes.
16:38So, let's wear an A.
16:40Let's go.
16:413,000 bucks.
16:42All right.
16:43Come on, man.
16:44Don't mess with the king.
16:45I don't know, $3,000, that's pretty expensive.
16:49I wouldn't have paid that much.
16:50Okay, baby, almost everything I can see is boxes.
16:52I paid like $10 a buck.
16:53What's the worst thing that can happen?
16:54If we get completely unlucky, we lose $1,000.
16:57If we get lucky, we make $10,000.
17:02$3,000?
17:04I knew I should have ordered the burritos without the spicy sauce.
17:07This boy then lost his damn money.
17:11We're going to open up this unit, take a good look, and we're going to sell it outside.
17:14All right, everyone?
17:16Here's a good look.
17:17Here we go.
17:17Five by five.
17:19Look at that.
17:20It's clean.
17:21Easy to load in.
17:21You're going to love the way you look loading this unit.
17:23Down the road you go.
17:28I see a bunch of clothes, some cans of food, some blankets.
17:33There's nothing here for me.
17:35Got a little baby unit here.
17:38Oh, Reebok.
17:40Suitcases, pots and pans.
17:42Wow, this is definitely not the room for me.
17:44I'm way, way, way more piggier than this.
17:47Those shoes, I think, might be expensive.
17:49That's a designer brand.
17:50Seven?
17:51They make jeans.
17:52I've never seen them make shoes.
17:53It's also a movie about somebody's killing everyone in a horrific way.
17:56That's not a good sign.
17:59That's food right there.
18:00We don't buy units with food in them.
18:01That's the rule.
18:02Why not?
18:03Yeah, yeah.
18:03Because that's not a good sign when they store food.
18:05Might be military food.
18:07They got some skillets in here.
18:08You know, scrambled eggs and sausages.
18:10All that kind of good stuff.
18:12Well, there's a lot of mystery in here.
18:15Dano, watch for my bid.
18:17I will.
18:20Fairy.
18:24Hey, here we go.
18:25Everybody, what's your pleasure?
18:26What are you going to pay?
18:26Say how much?
18:27I got 50 right there.
18:29Here, here, here.
18:30Burritos and canned goods.
19:00Now, that's a Thanksgiving miracle for your boy, America.
19:04I see this whole grand rich pancake.
19:07Kungaya.
19:12All right, come on.
19:14Let's go, let's go.
19:15Woo-hoo.
19:16All right.
19:17Woo-hoo.
19:17There's a lizard.
19:18Vintage unit with one vintage lizard.
19:24I like the suitcase.
19:26Looks like there's a lot of cool furniture in here.
19:29The old desk.
19:30I like the canes.
19:32Yeah, I'll definitely take a stab at this one, for sure.
19:35Well, a dollar for the dust.
19:37You're a rich man.
19:38Everything else, you're going to have to work to sell.
19:39Oh, weed whacker.
19:40I practiced my weed whacking on that fake bush right there.
19:43Uh, stay picky, Ivy.
19:44Stay picky.
19:45Stay away from it.
19:46Stay away from it.
19:47Man, there's some dusty meat stuff in here, bro.
19:51But them little flink plants and s**t, I'm thinking a lizard is in here.
19:54Yeah, that's kind of spooky, bro.
19:56You got another weed eater in here, bro.
19:58Yeah, that's not the kind of weed I like.
20:00That's what Barry would say.
20:01Jamie might say that, too.
20:03It's a f**king low-key undercoat, right?
20:05Yeah.
20:06I'm going to think I'm going to pass on this dusty thing here.
20:08But you could do a haunted house in there.
20:11Big time.
20:11Yeah, you could.
20:13Pick a treat.
20:14It was deceiving, but when you get closer up, it looks good.
20:18I mean, it's all furniture.
20:19Those chairs are kind of cool.
20:20Those are storytelling time chairs.
20:22But it's heavy.
20:23That's the only problem.
20:23I don't know.
20:23Like, I already got that big-ass unit.
20:25It says EJ on the trunk.
20:28That's actually not a trunk.
20:29That's actually some sort of resuscitator.
20:30It's just like an early medical device.
20:32It's actually interesting.
20:33Yeah.
20:34I don't know if it's worth anything.
20:35Well, it might save a life.
20:37What's that worth?
20:38Nothing.
20:39Too many people on this planet.
20:40You're so mean.
20:41I mean, I'm sorry.
20:42You know, I'm a German.
20:43A German that doesn't value human life?
20:45I'm not touching that one.
20:47All right.
20:48Here we go.
20:48Everybody, what are you going to pay?
20:49They're going to shoot.
20:4910, 10, 20.
20:51What if it's 20, 30?
20:52What if it's 30, 30?
20:53What if it's 30?
20:53Right here.
20:54Yes.
20:54Tell us now.
20:56Baby wearing a lot of units.
20:57No, this one's a good one.
20:58What if it has to have?
20:59What if it has to have?
21:00What if it has to have?
21:00Right there, near to you.
21:01Yes.
21:01What if it's two?
21:02What if it's two quarter?
21:02What if it's two 25?
21:03Where?
21:03Two 25?
21:04I don't want to move.
21:05There's all furniture.
21:06The truck is going to be full.
21:12So find a call.
21:13If it's three 25 at night, sell that your way.
21:16$300.
21:17Brand it.
21:18$300.
21:19Lock it up.
21:19Lock it up.
21:20Here we go.
21:21I cannot believe I got this for $300.
21:23I am so excited.
21:24Get all this good furniture.
21:26It's exactly what I was looking for.
21:28Crazy.
21:31Folks, that's the end of the auction.
21:33And don't forget to pay the lady.
21:34See you in the office.
21:39Well, I hope the burrito paid off.
21:41Because I spent three and a quarter bones on here.
21:45Let's see what we got here, America.
21:49Put the leftover baribos right here.
21:52Let's start off with this here bag.
21:54Why it always feel like a bag in a bag.
21:56Nothing but shoes.
21:57Somebody probably want them.
21:59Let's hit this bag at $5.
22:04Who we got?
22:05Some more ragged ass shoes.
22:07These shoes look like they walk 500 miles.
22:09I bet they walk 500 miles.
22:12$5.
22:14What the hell is this?
22:16Let me see if I can catch them.
22:19I've seen them on a fishing show do this.
22:23Just caught some messed up shoes.
22:25But this bag pretty good.
22:26Let's go $5 with this.
22:28Why do people be saving these old ass scratches, bro?
22:32What they think is going to change in the middle of the night or something?
22:35What we got?
22:39Space jacket.
22:41They got the tag seal on it.
22:42He's mad.
22:43I heard of that name.
22:44It's about $20, boy.
22:46Let's see what we got here.
22:47Caned goods.
22:48That's what caught my eye.
22:49They got some Roman noodles.
22:51Some black eyed peas.
22:52They know a brother loves some black eyed peas, bro.
22:54Oh, let me see.
22:57Sell by.
22:58Oh, this ain't bad till the 26th.
23:01Guess who that will be.
23:02You'll get some hammer hops.
23:04And I'll be using some black eyed peas with some beef apple on it.
23:07Uh-oh, black bag.
23:13Dingy-ass, dirty-ass clothes.
23:15Man, ain't no money.
23:15Ain't no money.
23:17Uh-oh.
23:18What is this?
23:19We got something.
23:27We got a cave.
23:29It's kind of light, but they probably took the Yukima lady out of him.
23:33Oh, what is this?
23:34This is the lightest instrument I've ever seen.
23:38It's probably worth some money
23:40In a musical instrument
23:43I gotta find somebody
23:46Know something about this here.
23:50I don't know nothing about it.
23:51I've never seen it.
23:52But it makes some good sound.
23:55Look at this, bro.
23:56They scramble eggs.
23:57They ain't even take the out.
23:58This will smell like
23:59a f***ed up, smelly-ass unit, bro.
24:03Damn, why am I cursing so much, man?
24:05I have more words.
24:08F*** it.
24:08I just know what them two gray bags is.
24:14I bet you it's clothes.
24:18Ah!
24:19Clothes!
24:20F*** my b***h.
24:22We got one more gray bag.
24:23I bet y'all a million dollars
24:25I know what this s*** is.
24:27No!
24:29Why, man?
24:30So many damn clothes.
24:32What in the hell is in these people's closets?
24:35All their clothes is in here.
24:36America, y'all, to be ashamed of yourself.
24:39You just throw s*** anywhere.
24:41Oh, I hate clothes.
24:44I hate clothes.
24:46Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:49Dirty, dirty clothes.
24:58Hey, Hal.
24:58Hey, Ivy, come on in.
25:00Well, I was expecting a lake or ocean or something around here, but there ain't nothing.
25:04Well, there's Lake Hollywood right over here.
25:06I brought my underwater gizmo to my buddy Hal at Hollywood Divers.
25:10He'll know the value that lies beneath the surface.
25:12I don't know what I brought you, but I do know that this thing will go underwater.
25:16I know it moves, and that's all I know.
25:18Yeah, well, this is an underwater drone.
25:20This is the same as, you know, when you fly through the sky, but you're using it underwater.
25:23So you've got propellers that will allow it to go downward, go up, forward, back.
25:29And it's got a camera on the front, 4K, so this will shoot high resolution.
25:34And then these are lights.
25:36Hey, ooh.
25:37Pretty bright, right?
25:38Sure is.
25:39I've seen this one before.
25:40It's called the Aqua Robot Man Nemo.
25:43This is its battery.
25:44This should go for about three hours.
25:46It has the umbilical, and then you would control it from your cell phone.
25:51So this thing can go to about 300 feet deep.
25:54I know what I'm doing with this.
25:55Where do Loch Ness Monster live?
25:57Yeah, out in Scotland.
25:59That's where I'm going.
25:59Yeah.
26:00I'm going to find them.
26:01So what do you use this for?
26:03Do you have a boat?
26:04Yeah.
26:05Sometimes the kelp gets wrapped around the prop, and you'd have to go under and see how badly is it wrapped.
26:11Send this thing under the boat.
26:13Okay.
26:13Drive it around.
26:14It's going to be taking video.
26:16You'll be looking at it on your cell phone.
26:18And then you hit auto return, and it comes back to the surface, and you reel it in.
26:21So you've got to attach this if you don't want to lose it.
26:25Another useful thing that this can do is conservation.
26:29You know, like they're doing fish counts.
26:31Okay.
26:31Put this in a river, and you can follow the fish.
26:34A diver's not always going to be able to maneuver in certain spots.
26:38So this could go places that a diver can't get into.
26:42Ah, that makes sense.
26:43So pretty cool, right?
26:44It is cool.
26:45So my little drone here got a cool name.
26:48Aqua Mermaid Robot Nemo slash Finding Mermaid Machine.
26:54Okay.
26:55What's this thing worth?
26:57This one's used.
26:58So in this condition...
27:01Awesome condition.
27:03Well, yeah, I mean, it's a decent condition.
27:05With a three-hour battery.
27:06I'm going to say it's going to be worth about 800 bucks.
27:17Hey, that's a winner.
27:19Yeah?
27:19Hey, get up.
27:20I only paid $1,000 for the room.
27:21Oh, good, good.
27:22Almost all my money back.
27:23That is good.
27:24Well, let me pack it up and...
27:25You want to take the battery out of it?
27:27I ain't worried about it.
27:28Okay.
27:28I might see me some water on the way home.
27:30All right.
27:30I think they got an aqueduct over there.
27:31Get in there and do it.
27:32I'm doing it.
27:33See you later.
27:34Have a great day.
27:35See you, man.
27:36All right.
27:39You ready?
27:39What you got?
27:40Dusty.
27:41Is it?
27:41Yeah.
27:42I brought Bozak to help me with his dirty locker.
27:45Woo!
27:46Let's go ahead.
27:47And find out if it's worth its weight and dust.
27:50Oh, my God.
27:52All right.
27:52Let's do it.
27:53All right.
27:53What you got?
27:54A little wrapping paper.
27:55Those are cool.
27:56Yeah.
27:56A little depression glass.
27:58Nice.
27:59Let's go start.
28:00France.
28:01From France.
28:02Oh.
28:02All right.
28:03I think there's a good couple hundred bucks here.
28:06These are cool.
28:07Oh, those are cool.
28:08They're like 20 a pop.
28:08Yeah.
28:0980 bucks.
28:11Cool.
28:12All right.
28:13That one's bad.
28:14Mm-hmm.
28:15I'll give it nice and clean for you.
28:18Thanks, bud.
28:19Chairs are worthless.
28:20Four.
28:22Thanks for that.
28:24Four.
28:25Oh, my God.
28:26Oh, look at that.
28:32Some lace.
28:33Always need Grandma's toilies.
28:34They do.
28:36Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:38This just got awesomely weird.
28:44Oh, what the f*** is that?
28:46This just got awesomely weird.
28:47What is in here?
28:50There's a wig.
28:52Some suspenders.
28:53Oh, is that a jockstrap?
28:53Look at this thing.
28:57Want to feel them?
28:57Are they real?
28:58Yeah.
29:00I mean...
29:01They feel real, huh?
29:02No.
29:05Wait, do you want to feel...
29:07All right.
29:11What do you think of this?
29:12I don't know.
29:13Should we have it examined?
29:16By who?
29:16A doctor?
29:17I don't know.
29:18I think that it's probably worth some money,
29:19so maybe we'll want to get somebody to check that out.
29:22I'm just waiting for the lower half of this guy.
29:24Oh, God.
29:25You think he's in there somewhere?
29:26I hope not.
29:28Some horses?
29:29Ooh, those are cool.
29:30All right.
29:31They are brighters.
29:31Oh.
29:31They look like they're older,
29:32stamped with the USA on them.
29:33Uh-huh.
29:34They could go from, on average,
29:35about 100 a pop.
29:36Yeah, so how many we got?
29:37One, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
29:40Seven of them?
29:41This unit is great.
29:42Yeah.
29:43That's a great thing.
29:43Oh, yes.
29:46Okay.
29:46Oh, it is a lane.
29:47It is a lane.
29:48I thought it was.
29:49This is really nice inside.
29:51This is really well intact.
29:53Can I get $400 for this?
29:56Nothing in there, but look at this thing.
29:58$200, though.
29:59All right.
30:00$1,500, dude.
30:01That's where we're around at right now.
30:03That's not bad.
30:03Yeah, I only spent three.
30:04This is awesome.
30:05That's awesome.
30:05That's whatever boobies is worth over here.
30:07All right, let me grab these.
30:09Yeah, get the moobs.
30:10Get the man boobs.
30:11Go get them examined.
30:12Tatiana, I'm glad you came along.
30:19We've got a little unit.
30:19I'm glad you're willing to help.
30:21You needed some help, obviously.
30:23My daughter, Tatiana, is joining us today so I can impart my vast knowledge.
30:28And so I don't have to carry so much stuff.
30:30It's a lot.
30:34Oh, okay.
30:35We're going to be here for a while.
30:36All right, money bag.
30:37Oh, my gosh.
30:38You throw the dirty stuff at me.
30:40Are you kidding me?
30:40That's what it usually does to me.
30:45All right, this is all closed.
30:46Ten bucks.
30:47Hey, you know what?
30:48What goes best with blue?
30:49Beep, beep.
30:49I like that.
30:51All these cars right here, that's a $100 box.
30:54Wow, look at this.
30:55All brand new.
30:56All outdoor pools.
30:57This whole box is another $100.
30:59All right, here we go.
31:01Oh, it's all brand new stuff.
31:04They had some sort of business.
31:05How much are these?
31:05Like $10 a piece, right?
31:06Yeah, makeup's expensive.
31:08$500 box.
31:08This is good.
31:11Oh, look at this.
31:12They're all brand new.
31:13But name brand Mega Bloks, $20 a piece, $80 a box.
31:18All right, so these Stramungi things right here, $25 a piece is $100 a box.
31:24Oh, nice.
31:25$100 a sun glasses.
31:26That actually looks like it's real.
31:28You think it's real?
31:28You look so badass.
31:30Do I?
31:31Yeah.
31:31You look like you could be like in Terminator.
31:33Come with me if you want to buy.
31:36I don't even know how to respond to that.
31:38Okay, let's go to the important box.
31:39I am looking at the important box.
31:42This is what...
31:43It is real.
31:44He said it was a plastic bag.
31:46It's not.
31:47Oh, wait, there's some inside.
31:48Oh, oh, oh.
31:50Oh, oh.
31:52Thousand bucks for the Louis.
31:53Do you hear that?
31:58Cha-ching.
31:59Hold on.
31:59Well, here.
32:00I can't open it, though.
32:02Help me.
32:02The most satisfying thing as a parent is to pass down important life skills to your children.
32:08Just have a professional buy it at this.
32:10Okay.
32:11Woo!
32:12Oh, my gosh.
32:12There you go.
32:12Get it.
32:13Okay.
32:14Come on, cash.
32:16Ta-da!
32:17Ooh.
32:17Wait, but there's envelopes.
32:19There's envelopes?
32:19There's envelopes.
32:20Oh, she was right.
32:22Oh, there's tons of money.
32:24I like it.
32:26That's actually a lot.
32:26That's a good 50 bucks.
32:28Let's just get to this jewelry box.
32:30The moment we've been waiting for.
32:31Let's see the jewelry.
32:32Show me the jewelry.
32:33Look at this.
32:34Wow, I thought I had a lot of jewelry.
32:37Look at this one.
32:38Oh, wow.
32:39It's very colorful.
32:40All costume jewelry.
32:41I mean, it's all sellable.
32:42Between all the jewelry here, it's like easy 400 bucks.
32:45It's nothing crazy, but it's just quantity.
32:46This corner right here, there's at least another 50 boxes closing house decor.
32:51Average 20 bucks a box.
32:52It's not a thousand, right?
32:53You know what?
32:54I didn't turn water into wine, but we're turning junk into profit.
32:58Let's get this loaded.
33:03I'm taking my new yucca mulele to Joe Ellen Lapidus to see what kind of magic music this
33:08here thing makes.
33:11Is Joe here?
33:12Yeah.
33:12How are you doing, Joe?
33:14Hey, Kenny.
33:14Nice to meet you.
33:15Yeah, I contacted you early.
33:16Yeah, yeah.
33:17You know it's me, huh?
33:17I know it was you.
33:18Hey, that's not.
33:19I've seen you on the TV.
33:21Oh, s***.
33:22Man, sometimes I forget how famous I am.
33:24I should probably stop eating food out of them lockers.
33:27Wow, look at you.
33:28You make these.
33:29Yeah.
33:30Man, you got yucca muleles.
33:32What do you call them?
33:33Dulcimers.
33:34Uh-huh.
33:35Dulcimers.
33:36So you create all this?
33:37Yeah.
33:38You're gifted, lady.
33:39But I called you about my ukulele.
33:41I'm taking my...
33:43There you go.
33:44Oh, look at that.
33:45That's lovely.
33:46I know who made this dulcimer.
33:48You know him?
33:48Yeah.
33:49Warren May is from Kentucky, Berea, Kentucky.
33:52And he has a furniture and dulcimer store.
33:55And he does this wood-burning thing.
33:57These are like little flowers.
33:58Flowers, yeah.
33:58And the wood on this instrument is just amazing.
34:02This is called a mountain dulcimer, sometimes called lap dulcimer.
34:05And where was the first one made?
34:06Appalachia, Kentucky, Ohio, West Virginia.
34:10And the people who made these were very poor.
34:12They would use wood from pallets.
34:15They would use anything they could get.
34:17And they only had...
34:18These are called frets.
34:19Yeah.
34:19They only had the fret on this string.
34:21The other two were just meant to drone.
34:23That's a very European thing.
34:25But nothing like this existed in Europe.
34:27It's totally an American-focused movie.
34:29That thing probably worth some money.
34:31I'll tell you exactly what it's worth after I tune it up and play it.
34:33Awesome.
34:39Okay, now let me show you something.
34:40Coming to the stage, Joe.
34:45You made me laugh.
34:46Okay.
34:57Okay, so that's the traditional way of playing.
35:04Man, you bad ass, girl.
35:06We got to put you on concert.
35:08Put you on tour.
35:09Now, it's your turn.
35:10Oh, my God.
35:11To the left.
35:11Not on top of it.
35:12Oh, that's how pretty.
35:13Yeah.
35:14See, it's harmonious.
35:16Dulcimer.
35:17Sweet.
35:19And slide.
35:20Slide, don't hop.
35:21Oh, slide my fingers?
35:22Slide.
35:23Boy, you about to get tortured.
35:29Yeah, there you go.
35:33Oh, play the scale.
35:34Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
35:36Kenny's going to be put out number one hit.
35:37Watch me on Spotify.
35:39It's going to be called sweating in the garage.
35:42Okay.
35:43Sweating.
35:44I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating.
35:46I'm sweating in the garage.
35:48In the garage.
35:50I'm sweating.
35:53I'm sweating.
35:54I'm sweating.
35:56In the garage.
35:59Resolve it.
36:01Hey, that's some ****.
36:03Joe, I love the music, and I love the story behind it, but you know what makes me happy.
36:08Break it down, girl.
36:09Okay.
36:11This dulcimer is in perfect condition, and it sounds good.
36:16M-O-N-E-Y.
36:24I think you could easily sell it for $700.
36:27Did you think it was worth more than that or less?
36:29I'm going to be honest with you.
36:30When I got looked at it, I said, this can't be real because it was so light.
36:33But not listening to your stories, I'm going to come and join your band.
36:37Yeah.
36:39Yeah, I think so.
36:40Beautiful.
36:41Keep being you, okay?
36:42Okay.
36:43Don't stop smiling.
36:44And keep being you.
36:45Oh, man, I ain't got no choice right now.
36:575,000 fathoms, Captain.
37:00Aye, aye, sir.
37:02Getting deeper.
37:03Yeah, fishy, fishy.
37:04It's goopy down here.
37:06I can't see.
37:07Shoot.
37:08You know I wasn't going straight home.
37:09I had to stop and play with my new toy.
37:11Straight ahead, sir.
37:1210,000 fathoms and rising.
37:17Watch out for that giant squid.
37:21You ready to party?
37:22Yeah.
37:23Let's do it.
37:24Let's do it.
37:25Hi, I'm Johnny.
37:26Randy.
37:26Nice to meet you.
37:28How's that?
37:28What do you got here?
37:29Oh, we have some fun, fun things.
37:31Oh, fun.
37:32I'm excited.
37:34Wait to get to the jockstrap.
37:35Oh, is there things in the jockstrap?
37:37I mean, it might be valuable.
37:41I mean, I mean.
37:42I hauled my top torso over to Precinct to meet with a drag king who knows it all, Johnny Gentleman.
37:48I think this is Bozak's first time with a drag king.
37:50I hope Johnny's gentle.
37:51So, just like drag queens, we are impersonating male characters.
37:56So, it could be a very masculine character.
37:59It could be a very vintage character.
38:01Or it can just be whatever kind of man we want to be.
38:05Like, for me, my name is Johnny Gentleman.
38:07So, I base my character off of, like, 1920s, you know, Gatsby-esque men.
38:12So, I like to wear a lot of suits, a lot of suspenders, kind of give that vintage look.
38:16So, it's a form of rebellion to give ourselves a little bit of masculinity and power.
38:21I think Johnny's wearing a suit better than Bozak ever has.
38:25Amazing.
38:26Well, you have some really great stuff here.
38:28Love the boa.
38:30It's very soft, which is very nice.
38:31I mean, I think he would have looked more gorgeous on you, though.
38:35Ooh, yes, diva.
38:37Ah, looking fabulous.
38:39All right, let's see what we have here.
38:41All right, this looks like a wig, for sure.
38:45Wow, it's very soft.
38:47It's very human hair.
38:47Do you want to touch that?
38:48Mm-hmm.
38:49That's very nice.
38:50It is very nice.
38:51Do you want to try this?
38:51I think it looks like a Bridget Bardo type.
38:53Right?
38:54Right?
38:55Oh.
38:56Oh, my goodness.
38:58Yes, honey.
38:59Isn't she pretty?
39:00Ah, that's pretty.
39:01Okay.
39:03I mean, the jock strap and sock.
39:05It's a package deal.
39:06I see what you did there.
39:08It's a package deal.
39:10All right, let's see this mustache.
39:14This one is aggressively large.
39:17Yes.
39:17Yeah.
39:18And that's synthetic.
39:20Do I look like one of my mom's boyfriends?
39:23She did like a mustache.
39:25I mean...
39:25Easy, Colonel.
39:27Like mother, like daughter.
39:28Oh, wait, there's more.
39:29There's, wait, there's more.
39:30Yay!
39:31Let's see what it is.
39:32Oh!
39:34Oh!
39:35Oh!
39:35Oh!
39:37So these bustle suits actually, not only drag kings use them, but cosplayers.
39:41And this is very heavy.
39:43This is probably...
39:43It's extremely heavy.
39:44...40 pounds.
39:45So the person that was wearing this was probably in pain a lot.
39:48And as weird as it sounds, this is actually a really good treasure that you have here.
39:53It's custom, like silicone.
39:54Only a limited amount of companies do this.
39:57Okay.
39:57And because it's medical silicone, it is breathable.
40:01Uh-huh.
40:01And the bigger the packs and the bigger the suit, the more expensive it is.
40:05All right, Johnny.
40:07How much money we got here?
40:08Is this a drag or a wiener?
40:12Well...
40:14You know, with the accessories and the suit...
40:21I would say...
40:25You gotta get $700 here.
40:30What?
40:30Yeah.
40:30Definitely, you hit the bank on this.
40:33Tip money, right, bud?
40:34Tip money.
40:35Oh!
40:36Just the tip.
40:41Brandi Passante flexed her way to the top, finishing with 1,800 big ones.
40:48Ivy Calvin's subaquatic camera made a splash, surfing up over $700.
40:55Renee Nezota's family affair delivered a smashing $400, while the sweet sounds of the dulcimer rescued Kenny from the burrito abyss.
41:11I want you to dance and sing, I want you to dance and sing, I want you to dance and sing.
41:27Come on, girl.
41:28To dance and sing, I want you to dance and sing, I want you to dance and sing.
41:31Come on, now.
41:32Dance and sing, ooh, everybody dance and sing.
41:37Yeah!
41:37I want you to dance and sing, ooh, everybody dance and sing.
41:44See?
41:46Yeah, just like that.