Your Honor: Sumakses nga ba ang mga panliligaw ni Michael V. noon?

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Aired (June 21, 2025): Successful sa career at buhay si Michael V., kaya siguradong panalo din siya sa love life, ‘di ba? Pero teka, sumakses nga ba ang comedy genius pagdating sa ligaw at kilig moments? Baka sa likod ng mga punchline, may bloopers din pala siya sa love life! #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals

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00:00I don't want to be able to lose it.

00:02It's a discount.

00:04It's still a discount.

00:06I also heard that

00:08when you're in the showbiz,

00:10it's a little bit of fun.

00:12It's not necessary.

00:14Because I've studied

00:16for a while.

00:18Let's ask

00:20if Paulo

00:22that's it.

00:24That's it.

00:26That's it.

00:28That's it.

00:30You need to use the art.

00:32You need to use the art.

00:34Actually, that's what's best described.

00:36Confidence.

00:38Confidence.

00:40You can't be half-hearted with what you're doing.

00:42It doesn't matter if you're singing

00:44or you're singing or you're singing.

00:46You can't be half-hearted.

00:48You have to be sure.

00:50So, you've already started.

00:52You're a favorite, isn't it?

00:54Heart?

00:56You're a favorite.

00:58So, you know,

01:00when you're singing,

01:02when you're singing,

01:04you're not going to be the money.

01:05You're not going to be the date.

01:07You're a success?

01:08You're a success with your singing before?

01:10Yeah.

01:11Like,

01:12yeah.

01:13No matter what.

01:14No matter what.

01:15No matter what,

01:16I was like to sing with the right ones.

01:19What is it?

01:20Yes.

01:21You're a good.

01:22You're a good plan.

01:23You're a good plan.

01:24You, ah,

01:24gusto mo lang,

01:25tapos,

01:25ah,

01:26express mo yung feelings mo.

01:28Tapos,

01:28oh, ngayon.

01:30So,

01:31oh,

01:32oh,

01:33oh,

01:33tapos,

01:34oh,

01:34oh.

01:34So,

01:35mahirap,

01:35even sa love life,

01:37mahirap yung walang plano.

01:39Tama.

01:39Pag hindi mo pinlano,

01:40minsan na aksidente.

01:42Tama.

01:43Pero kay Bita,

01:44mayroon pa akong tanong.

01:44Oh.

01:45Ah,

01:45ano po yung tungkol po dun sa

01:46egg pie?

01:47Chismis po siya.

01:49Ni,

01:50ni,

01:51ni,

01:52mayroon pa kayong tungkol,

01:55di ko po kasi alam tungkol sa

01:56egg pie,

01:57na sabi niya,

01:58tanong mo ko kay Bita yung tungkol.

02:00Diba,

02:00may girlfriend ako nung college,

02:02eh,

02:03hindi naman ganun kalaki kinikita ko dun sa

02:05factory,

02:06kasi nagsisimula pa lang ako noon.

02:08So,

02:09every time na,

02:10ano,

02:10na iahatid ko siya,

02:11hanggang,

02:12hanggang sa may baklaran lang eh,

02:14dun ko lang siya inahatid.

02:16Tapos,

02:17magjeep na siya papuntang Las Piñas.

02:19Tapos ako,

02:20maghahanap na lang ng jeep

02:21papuntang Tenement.

02:22So,

02:23inaantay ko muna makaalis siya,

02:25bago ako pumunta sa bakery.

02:27Huh?

02:28Doon sa bakery,

02:28makain ako ng egg pie,

02:30atya,

02:30muna ako ng drinks.

02:32Tapos,

02:33kasi yung pera ko,

02:34hindi sapat para sa aming dalawa.

02:35Apa?

02:36Eh,

02:36nagugutom ako eh.

02:37So,

02:37parang,

02:39apa?

02:39Siyempre,

02:40masama yun.

02:42Siyempre,

02:42hindi mo dapat gawin yun

02:44kung mahal mo talaga isang tao.

02:45So,

02:45part pa yan yung malig-palilig.

02:46Kaya nga,

02:47o,

02:47early college part.

02:49Dapat nga,

02:50dapat nga siya yung pinapakain mo,

02:52kahit ikaw huwag na kumain,

02:53di ba?

02:53Eh,

02:54kaya lang hindi.

02:55Siyempre,

02:55nagsisimula.

02:56First girlfriend ko nung college.

02:57O,

02:57kaya,

02:58ganun yun ang nangyayari.

03:00So,

03:00tinatakasan ko siya.

03:02Parang,

03:02inaantay ko siya makaalis,

03:03tapos kakain ako.

03:05Eh,

03:05umiikot pala yung jeep.

03:10Sakto-sakto,

03:10na dumaan sa harap ko,

03:11sumusubo ako ng egg pie.

03:13Like slow-mo ba?

03:14Naging pastor.

03:16Oo.

03:17Na-depocus lahat.

03:19Nandun na sa girlfriend ko yung,

03:21yung focus.

03:22Tapos,

03:23kumakaway siya sa akin.

03:24Kumakaway siya sa akin.

03:25Napan dumadaan yung jeep.

03:28Sabi nung girlfriend niyo.

03:34Parang ganun,

03:35parang ganun.

03:36I love it.

03:40Okay.

03:40Parang nagkahihwalay na yata kami

03:41after nun.

03:44Hindi ka na nakarinig ulit

03:45mula sa akin.

03:46Oo.

03:47So,

03:47yun yung maling diskarte.

03:48Tandaan nyo ha.

03:49Pagka kayo eh,

03:50gusto nyo kumain,

03:51dapat girlfriend first.

03:54Pero,

03:54ang hirap din po.

03:55Ang hirap din kasi

03:56tisin nun.

03:57Ang hirap po tisin nun.

03:58Lalo yung time na yun

03:59na wala ka naman talagang

04:00kinikita na maayos.

04:01Umaasa ka pa rin

04:02sa magulang mo in a way.

04:03Oo.

04:04Peace ko.

04:05Palakpakanuan natin yan.

04:08Maraming salamat po,

04:09Kuya Bitoy.

04:10Ito,

04:10nalakas ng tawa natin,

04:12ang kwentuhan natin.

04:13Punta naman tayo

04:14sa medyo tahimik.

04:15Pero,

04:16rock.

04:16Success pa rin yan.

04:18Oo.

04:18Isuccess natin tong

04:20Executive Whisper.

04:21Kauna-una ang

04:21Executive Whisper XP.

04:23Congratulations,

04:24Madam Char.

04:24Ako rin.

04:25First time natin.

04:27Ito pong unang

04:28ano.

04:30Pwede nyo naman pong

04:31isabihin.

04:32Pwede nyo pong

04:33i-whespere.

04:34Unang tanong po,

04:35Kaya Bitoy.

04:36Sino

04:36ang artistang

04:38inagsilosan

04:39ng misis mo.

04:47Okay lang.

04:48Sige,

04:49bubulong ko na lang.

04:50Ah, talaga mo?

04:50Pwede isang katanya.

04:52Meron pa kasasa yung isa.

04:54Meron ka pa isa.

05:03Oh,

05:03diyan.

05:04Pero,

05:04diyan.

05:05Sorry.

05:06Sorry.

05:07Sorry.

05:08May explanation nyan.

05:10Ako lang naman yun.

05:11Sa akin,

05:11ako yung nag,

05:12ano.

05:12May explanation nyan

05:13kung ba't nagselos

05:14ang asawa ko dyan.

05:14Kasi,

05:15meron akong isang

05:17kasama rin sa show,

05:18kasama ko yun sa show,

05:19na si Raulo eh.

05:21Opo.

05:21Bigla na lang akong

05:22tinukso on air.

05:24Hmm.

05:25Na wala namang dahilan,

05:26trip niya lang.

05:27Okay.

05:29Pwede ba sabihin yun?

05:33Tapos,

05:34si ano yun?

05:36Ay!

05:37Ang ganda!

05:41Ah, okay.

05:43Wala akong side comment.

05:44Wala,

05:45wala.

05:45Hindi,

05:45wala naman talaga.

05:47Tapos,

05:47bigla na lang

05:48napag-desisyonan niya

05:49na tuksohin ako.

05:50Wala lang.

05:51Trip niya lang.

05:52Oo.

05:53Tapos,

05:53naka-tape naman yung show na yun.

05:55Pero,

05:55syempre,

05:56pinapanood namin palagi.

05:58Sabay pa kayo.

05:59Closing na to eh.

06:01Closing na to.

06:01So,

06:01nung narinig niya,

06:03oh,

06:03ba'y tinutukso ka?

06:03Ah!

06:06Oh my God!

06:07So, yun.

06:08Saka natulog nun.

06:11Hindi ako natulog.

06:13Yun ang kakalo mo.

06:14Surprise!

06:16Hindi ako natulog.

06:17Hindi kami natulog.

06:21Dalawang araw.

06:24Ah, eto.

06:25Gusto ko tumalaman talaga.

06:27Sana hindi ako yung sagot.

06:30Kuya,

06:30sa lahat ng mga naging kababol mo

06:33mula noon hanggang ngayon.

06:34Okay.

06:35Sino ang pinakapasawa?

06:38Pasaway?

06:38Not necessarily ayaw mo.

06:40Ba'y pasaway siya?

06:41Okay.

06:41Hindi.

06:42Sige.

06:42Eto.

06:44Dip,

06:45sabihin ko na.

06:45Alam naman na siguro yun?

06:47Oo.

06:48Si Rufa May.

06:50Ah!

06:52Talaga,

06:52bakit po?

06:53Si Rufa May.

06:54Pasaway si Peachy.

06:56Ang kulit niyan.

06:58Talagang ang bilis mag-shift ng attention niya.

07:01Pero in fairness to her ha,

07:03kahit madali siya ma-distract,

07:05pagka take na,

07:07yun na yun.

07:08Gagawin niya na eksena niya.

07:10Pero lalo nung nauso yung cellphone,

07:12yung smartphones,

07:13naku,

07:13ayan na.

07:15Napapagalitan pa siya noon dati

07:16na pinagsasabihan na,

07:18oh,

07:18tanggalin niya mga cellphone.

07:19Could ikinocollect yung mga cellphone.

07:21Oh, di nalagay sa back?

07:22Oo, di ba?

07:23Di ba?

07:23Na-experience mo yan, di ba?

07:25Si Peachy,

07:26makulit siyan.

07:27Pero ano yan,

07:28pero mabait at saka,

07:29ano,

07:29saka magaling.

07:30Professional.

07:31Magalit lang talaga.

07:32Pag nag-focus talaga.

07:33Tsaka yung

07:33pasaway,

07:34yung tama word.

07:35Yung kwento mo yung

07:36pag hindi mo siya na-apiran.

07:38Oo,

07:39wala.

07:40Nakiintay kang,

07:41oo.

07:41Tapos ano nangyari?

07:42Alam ba,

07:43huguman yan siya,

07:43tapos hindi mo yung na-apiran.

07:44Mga three days after.

07:46Anong ba din?

07:47Inaantay.

07:48Nagtitwarpel sa bahay pa,

07:49di ba?

07:49Yes.

07:52Yes.

07:53Todo na to.

07:54Patataw pa rin ako doon.

07:55Guys,

07:56here we go.

07:57Go, go, go.

07:58Yes.

08:01Pag-espas mga friendship.

08:03Yes.

08:06Go, go, go.

08:09Ay, nakabalakbahan natin

08:11na nag-iisang Michael V.

08:12Yes.

08:15Kaya, kaya!

08:17Pwede na ibalik yung posas.

08:21At narito na

08:22ang ating batas for the week,

08:24Madam Char.

08:24Okay,

08:25ang ating batas for the week

08:26ay ang

08:26Sasakseska Law.

08:29Huwag mainip sumakses.

08:31Step by the step yan,

08:33lahat ng bagay

08:34pinaghihirapan

08:35at hindi lang

08:36sa imagine yan.

08:37Maraming maraming salamat po

08:39sa pagtanggap niyo po

08:40sa aming Sabtina.

08:41It's an honor

08:42na nandito po kayo.

08:43Maraming salamat po.

08:44Thank you, Mr. Buboy.

08:45Thank you, Madam Cha.

08:49Thank you, Kuya.

08:50It's really an honor.

08:53At ano talaga,

08:54isang lesson pa talaga.

08:55If you don't ask,

08:56the answer is always no.

08:59Kasitagang kinapal lang po

09:00ang mukha ko.

09:01Kahit siya ang pinaka...

09:02Oh,

09:03kinakabahan akong

09:03pag-uusap

09:04e interview.

09:05Sinabi ko sa kanya,

09:06sa totoo lang

09:06ayaw kita interview.

09:08Kasi parang thesis defense

09:09talaga to.

09:10At bago matapos to,

09:12meron po ako tinanong

09:12isang tao din

09:13na tungkol sa success.

09:14Kasi siya yung tinitingala ko din.

09:16Ito po yung sabi niya.

09:18Alay?

09:18Ito po sabi, Kuya Bitoy.

09:29Success is being content

09:31and happy

09:32in every aspect of your life.

09:34Daling po ito

09:35sa tinitingala akong tao,

09:36Paolo Contis.

09:37Yon.

09:39Sa Tagalog,

09:41parad sa mga kaibigan natin,

09:42hindi mahihilig sa Ingles?

09:44Maging contento

09:44kahit maging masaya.

09:45Yeah.

09:46Ito?

09:47Ikaw bolero ka.

09:48Ang eksino man

09:48translation mo.

09:50Kasi sinabi ko na siya

09:51sa closing eh.

09:53Alam mo,

09:54bolero yan.

09:55Tinitingala,

09:56lahat naman tinitingala mo.

09:57Oo!

09:58Iba naman yan.

09:59Alin, alin.

10:00Iba yan.

10:00Hindi na ako katilala.

10:01Iba yan.

10:02Iba yan.

10:02Iba ko po po.

10:02Nakuwa ko tayong magkagulo dito.

10:04Mga Ayulol,

10:04salamat sa inyong panunood

10:07at pakikinig po sa amin.

10:08Lagi niyo po tatandaan.

10:10Deserve mong tumawa.

10:12Deserve mong sumaya.

10:13Kaya mag-subscribe na sa Yulol

10:15dahil dito ang atin namin sa inyo.

10:18More Tawa, More Saya.

10:20Hearing adjourned.

10:24Muntik pan-tamaan.

10:25See you next Saturday.

10:27See you. Bye.

10:30Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

10:31Anytime, anyone, anyhow.

10:33How do you come and hold that to me down?

10:35Anywhere in the world, everybody in the house.

10:37Click and subscribe now.

10:42You know.

10:45Click and subscribe now.

10:47Tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa, tawa.

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