Your Honor: Bitoy, tinatakasan ang unang jowa para lang kumain?!

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00:00I also also heard that when I was in the showbiz,

00:04it was a lot of fun.

00:06It's not necessary.

00:09Because I've been studying for a while.

00:13Let's ask that, Paulo.

00:17Maybe the...

00:20Maybe it's fun.

00:22That's right.

00:24You need to put the art in.

00:28Yes.

00:29Actually, that's the best described.

00:31Confidence.

00:32Confidence.

00:33You can't be half-hearted with what you're doing.

00:37It doesn't matter if you're singing,

00:39or you're singing,

00:40or you're singing.

00:41You can't be half-hearted.

00:42You have to be sure.

00:43This is what you said.

00:45Heart.

00:46So, back then,

00:47when you started...

00:48You're a favorite, isn't it?

00:50Heart.

00:51I'm a favorite.

00:54So, when you're in the showbiz,

00:57when you started the showbiz,

00:58there were no money?

00:59No?

01:00No?

01:01No?

01:02No?

01:03Do you have access to the art before?

01:05Yes.

01:06Yes.

01:07Yes.

01:08Yes.

01:09Yes.

01:10Like, in college,

01:11I was just like,

01:12I'm going to have a art.

01:13Yes.

01:14Yes.

01:15Yes.

01:16Yes.

01:17Yes.

01:18Yes.

01:19Yes.

01:20Yes.

01:21Yes.

01:22my feelings mo.

01:23Tapos,

01:23oh,

01:23ngayon.

01:25So,

01:26oh,

01:27oh,

01:28oh,

01:29oh.

01:29So,

01:30mahirap,

01:30even sa love life,

01:32mahirap yung walang plano.

01:34Tama.

01:34Pag hindi mo pinlano,

01:35minsan na aksidente.

01:36Tama.

01:37Tama.

01:38Pero kay Bita,

01:38meron pa akong tanong.

01:39Oh.

01:40Ano po yung tungkol po dun sa

01:41egg pie?

01:42Chismis po siya.

01:44Ni,

01:44ni,

01:45ni,

01:46ni,

01:46hindi kasi,

01:47gusto ko,

01:48meron po ba kayong tungkol,

01:50di ko po kasi alam tungkol sa

01:51egg pie?

01:52Sabi niya,

01:53tanong mo ko kay Bita.

01:54Diba?

01:55May girlfriend ako nung college.

01:58hindi naman ganun kalaki kinikita ko dun sa

02:00factory kasi nagsisimula pa lang ako nun.

02:02So,

02:03every time na,

02:04ano,

02:05na iahatid ko siya,

02:06hanggang,

02:07hanggang sa may baklaran lang eh,

02:09doon ko lang siya inahatid.

02:10Tapos,

02:12magjeep na siya papuntang Las Piñas.

02:14Tapos ako maghahanap na rin ng jeep

02:16papuntang Venement.

02:17So,

02:18inaantay ko muna makaalis siya

02:19bago ako pumunta dun sa bakery.

02:22Doon sa bakery,

02:23makain ako ng egg pie.

02:24Tiyaka,

02:25muna ako ng drinks.

02:27Tapos,

02:27kasi yung pera ko,

02:28hindi sapat para sa aming dalawa.

02:30Eh,

02:31nagugutom ako eh.

02:32So,

02:32parang,

02:33siyempre,

02:35masama yun.

02:37Siyempre,

02:37hindi mo dapat gawin yun

02:38kung mahal mo talaga isang tao.

02:40So,

02:40fight pa yan nung malig-palilig.

02:41Kaya,

02:42o.

02:42Early college pa.

02:44Dapat nga,

02:45dapat nga siya yung pinapakain mo

02:46kahit ikaw huwag na kumain,

02:47di ba?

02:48Eh,

02:49kaya lang hindi eh.

02:50Siyempre,

02:50nagsisimula,

02:50first girlfriend ko nung college.

02:52Kaya,

02:53ganun yung nangyayari.

02:55So,

02:55tinatakasan ko siya.

02:56Parang,

02:57inayantay ko siya makaalis

02:58tapos kakain ako.

02:59Eh,

02:59umiikot pala yung jeep.

03:00Woo!

03:04Sakto-sakto na dumasaharap ko,

03:06sumusubo ako ng egg pie eh.

03:08Nag-slow-mo ba?

03:09Oo.

03:09Naging pastor.

03:10Oo.

03:11Na-de-focus lahat.

03:14Nandun na sa girlfriend ko yung,

03:16yung focus.

03:17Tapos,

03:17kumakaway siya sa akin.

03:19Kumakaway siya sa akin.

03:20Aba dumadaan yung ginagay.

03:21Ako na.

03:23Sabi nung girlfriend niyo.

03:24Parang ganun,

03:30parang ganun.

03:31I love it.

03:34Okay.

03:35Parang nagkahihwalay na yata kami

03:36after noon.

03:38Hindi ka na nakarinig ulit

03:40mula sa akin.

03:41Oo.

03:41So,

03:42yun yung maling diskarte.

03:43Tandaan nyo ha.

03:44Pagka kayo eh,

03:45gusto nyo kumain,

03:46dapat girlfriend first.

03:49Pero ang hirap din po.

03:50Ang hirap din kasi tisin nun.

03:51Ang hirap po tisin nun.

03:53Lalo yung time na yun,

03:54na wala ka naman talagang

03:55kinikita na maayos.

03:56Umaasa ka pa rin

03:57sa magulang mo in a way.

03:58Oh,

03:58ah?

03:59Bisco,

04:00palakpakanuan natin yan.

04:01Thank you, thank you.

04:05Anytime, anyone,

04:06anyhow,

04:07halika manawad

04:07at sumigay.

04:08Anywhere in the world,

04:09everybody in the house,

04:11click and subscribe now.

04:15You know.

04:18Click and subscribe now.

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