Your Honor: Mga bawal na kayang palusutin ni Tuesday Vargas!

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Aired (April 5, 2025): Ibinahagi nina Tuesday Vargas at Pooh ang mga tipikal na bawal na ginagawa ng mga Pinoy sa airport. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals   YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.  Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?  Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.  For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN  For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:00But no, you know, she's really talking about the prohibition.

00:02That prohibition, we don't know why sometimes, out of curiosity,

00:07just like what you said earlier,

00:09Adan, you know, the Lord prohibited it, right?

00:11He really prohibited it.

00:13But you know, I don't know, but as a person,

00:17sometimes, some people's heads are really hard, right?

00:21It's like, a person's head is really hard, right?

00:23What's that, hard?

00:24Yes, hard.

00:25Because if our head is soft, our brain won't be able to handle it.

00:29No, it's literally hard, what you're saying.

00:31A hard head means it's a nuisance, it doesn't follow the rules.

00:36Yes, but it's nice to do prohibitions, right?

00:38Because it's exciting.

00:39Why is it nice to do prohibitions?

00:41Aside from being curious, because you don't know,

00:43because it's prohibited, it's your first time doing it.

00:46But sometimes, there are prohibitions that are repeated,

00:49but you do it over and over again.

00:50Like what?

00:51Yes.

00:52Example.

00:52There, there, there.

00:53There, the prohibitions, right?

00:56The one where you have to patentee the vehicle,

01:00the prohibition of throwing garbage.

01:03You know the prohibition, right?

01:05That's what it says.

01:06Prohibition of throwing garbage.

01:08Then there's an arrow, right?

01:10He'll put it here.

01:13So that it's still right.

01:14Yes, it's still right.

01:15Because the Filipinos are against it.

01:18Right?

01:18Right.

01:19Yes.

01:20I'll make fun of this.

01:21Yes, it's prohibited to vote like this.

01:23But you'll still vote.

01:24Yes.

01:25That's so nice of you to say that.

01:27Right? It's like,

01:28what is it?

01:30It's prohibited, there are things like this.

01:32You'll still vote because your head is hard.

01:34That's true.

01:35Until you don't patentee it, you won't learn.

01:37Yes, but not all of it.

01:39I'm not saying all Filipinos.

01:41Yes.

01:42About 75%.

01:43Oh my!

01:44No, I'm just kidding.

01:45Okay, so if you have a political consultation,

01:48include Pua because her insight is good for you.

01:5175%.

01:52But about the prohibitions,

01:54what are the things you can include here?

01:56Like, it's okay, it's not too damaging,

01:59it's just for fun,

02:00and everything is done even though it's prohibited.

02:03I have an example.

02:04Okay.

02:05At the airport,

02:06the handkerchief is only 7 kg, right?

02:08Yes.

02:08The ladies really carry 4 of them.

02:11There's a biscuit,

02:13there's a shoulder bag that looks like it's about to explode

02:15because they already put everything in there.

02:17Then there's the 7 kg one,

02:19the contents are 25 cans.

02:21True.

02:21It's just a vacuum.

02:23Then they're still mad at the counter,

02:25Ma'am, 7 kg.

02:28We only have one.

02:31There's something like that.

02:32So I can include that

02:34because it shows how creative Filipinos are.

02:39That's true.

02:40That's true.

02:41Or the pockets are full of panties

02:42so they can't fit in the line.

02:45First, when you enter the airport,

02:46you're still wearing that, right?

02:48Then later, when you walk,

02:49you're wearing a lot of jackets.

02:51Yes.

02:51You walk like this.

02:52Because you're overweight.

02:53You're overweight.

02:54I can include that.

02:55Like, okay, I can deadmau5,

02:57even if it's not allowed.

02:58What about you?

02:59I'm perfect, Madam Chair.

03:01Wow!

03:02You're not doing anything that's not allowed?

03:04But one thing,

03:05what I said,

03:07What?

03:07Because I'm really shy, Madam Chair.

03:09Yes.

03:10Now, I'm watching,

03:11I can't forget,

03:12I'm watching Avatar.

03:15I said,

03:16Ma, I'm really shy.

03:19Later, I'll remove this part.

03:21Think about it,

03:22even Mama doesn't want to do anything to me.

03:24Relate, relate.

03:24Avatar, Ma.

03:25Avatar.

03:27You're even doing it at the same time.

03:27Oh, I have a butt, Mama.

03:29This is how you connect.

03:30I'm kidding.

03:31Ma, Ma, come here.

03:32Hey, Buboy, don't be shy here, okay?

03:35Come here.

03:36I really can't.

03:37You can't do it.

03:38I can't do it.

03:40I was about to go to the bathroom,

03:41and I saw a cockroach.

03:43There are three cockroaches.

03:44Three cockroaches walking in front of the seat.

03:47I said,

03:47Oh, it's dirty.

03:49I can also sit here.

03:50I can also sit there.

03:51It's dirty, Buboy.

03:52Don't do that.

03:53But it's just one time.

03:55I'm sorry.

03:56Apologize to the mall.

03:57Maybe they'll watch it.

03:58Huh?

03:59How can they watch it?

04:01We'll report you.

04:02Don't do that.

04:03Sorry, I won't do it again.

04:04I promise.

04:05But you can't.

04:06You went to the cinema

04:09where there are three cockroaches.

04:10I saw that too.

04:11Huh?

04:12Really?

04:13Yes, that too.

04:14So every time I see three cockroaches,

04:16that's the sign that you can pee.

04:18Oh, my God.

04:19Did you see that, Madam Chief?

04:20Yes.

04:21That's what I meant.

04:22My head didn't hurt

04:23because she remembered the three cockroaches.

04:25She remembered.

04:25Yes, those three.

04:26There's only one.

04:27No, the antenna of the other one broke.

04:29Yes.

04:30Then it stopped walking.

04:31It was like that.

04:33I tried something that's prohibited.

04:36But I can't say which airline it is.

04:39Okay.

04:40Yes.

04:41When we're visiting,

04:42when we're showing abroad,

04:46of course, everyone answers.

04:47Then the producer answers.

04:49It's a business class, right?

04:50Yes, it should be.

04:51In business class,

04:52there's a thick blanket.

04:53Yes.

04:54You have a blanket, a thick blanket,

04:55a bed, food, everything.

04:57I used to have cravings.

05:00I used to eat a lot.

05:01Yes.

05:02I used to eat a lot.

05:03Now, it's all about vape.

05:05Yes.

05:06After eating, of course,

05:08you'll look for something.

05:09Yes.

05:10The food in business class is fabulous.

05:12There's a lot.

05:14You know what I did one time?

05:16I finished eating.

05:18I turned off the lights.

05:19It was getting dark.

05:20Yes.

05:21I prepared the perfume.

05:24Yes.

05:25Then I took my vape.

05:26Yes.

05:27Then I ran like that.

05:28Yes.

05:29Maybe just three times.

05:32But your eyes were getting brighter.

05:35Your eyes were getting brighter because of the inhaling.

05:38The level where the kidneys are damaged.

05:41Then I smelled it from the inside.

05:44Then I opened it like that.

05:46There's nothing.

05:47But you know what?

05:48That's the forbidden...

05:50You can't do that.

05:52No.

05:53It's vaporized.

05:55It doesn't rise.

05:57If that's the case, is it still forbidden?

05:59It's really forbidden.

06:00Sorry.

06:01Electronic, vape,

06:03especially real cigarettes.

06:04Yes.

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