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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00What's your name? Jane, what's your name when you came here?
00:04Besides Bacow?
00:06I really feel like I'm really excited.
00:09I'm very talented.
00:12Now, when there are parties in Malabon, like the Camanaba area,
00:17I'm married.
00:20Kuntisera.
00:21Yes, I'm always having an award when I leave the house.
00:25But that's where I'm going.
00:30Why? What's going on, Tita?
00:32She's a party.
00:37Because I'm a party-goer.
00:40You're not laughing, but why are you laughing at your party-goers?
00:45She's a kid and a party-goer.
00:47Yes!
00:48You know, brad.
00:51I'm a kid.
00:54I'm a kid.
00:56I'm a kid.
00:57I'm a kid.
00:58I'm a kid.
00:59I'm a kid, right?
01:00Yes.
01:01Let's go.
01:02Okay.
01:03I'm a kid.
01:04I'm a kid.
01:05I'm a kid.
01:06I'm a kid.
01:08I'm a kid.
01:10I'm a kid.
01:11I'm a kid.
01:12Now, one time,
01:14we had an ex who left.
01:17So, I was with my mom because I was like,
01:22She saw me at one place where Jane was.
01:28She was like,
01:29She was like,
01:30She's like,
01:31She's like,
01:32She's like,
01:33She's like,
01:34I'm a kid.
01:35I love it.
01:36I love it.
01:37I love it.
01:38I love it.
01:39Wow.
01:40Oh, no.
01:41Oh, no.
01:42Oh, no.
01:43No, no, no.
01:44Wow!
01:47No, no, no, no.
01:48It's like that.
01:49First time, I'm just tired.
01:50But I'm so good.
01:52Yes.
01:53Sometimes I'm misinterpreted by a child.
01:56Yes.
01:57It's hard.
01:58It's hard.
01:59It's hard.
02:00It's hard.
02:01It's hard.
02:02It's hard.
02:03It's hard.
02:04It's hard.
02:05I'm so good.
02:06I'm so good.
02:07I'm so good.
02:08I'm so good.
02:09It's hard.
02:10I'm so good.
02:11I'm so good.
02:12I'm so good.
02:13Okay.
02:14It's hard.
02:15Okay.
02:16Yes.
02:17I've been 14 years old.
02:19I've been 14 years old.
02:20I've been there for the first time.
02:22Would you say that the children,
02:24like us,
02:25would it be hard to be discarded?
02:26Yes.
02:27I feel like I'm more willing to give up
02:30a better life.
02:32We're.
02:33You're the decision.
02:34You're the decision.
02:35You're the decision.
02:36At 14?
02:37No.
02:38No.
02:39Because I'm so good.
02:42Explore.
02:43Brainy brainy si Watashi.
02:44Yes.
02:45And I'm so good.
02:47I saw my mother of my class.
02:51She said,
02:52you can go to Japan.
02:53Because I'm so good.
02:55As I'm 14 years old.
02:56Not a lot.
02:57Baguets.
02:58Yes.
02:59I said,
03:00I tried.
03:01And then,
03:02two days ago,
03:03I was leaving.
03:04It's an ARB, right?
03:05Yes.
03:06It's an ARB, right?
03:07Yes.
03:08Yes.
03:09My mother told me,
03:10I was leaving from Japan.
03:11I was like,
03:12you know,
03:13you're leaving your life.
03:14You're like,
03:15you're like,
03:16you're like,
03:17you're like,
03:18you're like,
03:19you're like,
03:20you're like $20,000.
03:21$20,000 eh.
03:22Kung ayaw nyo,
03:23ano,
03:24mag-Japan ako,
03:25dibalik nyo nalang yung 20.
03:26O basta mag-iingat ka,
03:27na.
03:28Ha.
03:29Kay tita pala napunta yung 20.
03:31Maunaway naman pala.
03:32Ts, at 20,000,
03:33malaking na rin yun.
03:34Malaking pera ang 20,000.
03:35Malaking pera ng 20,000, no.
03:36Ano na yan,
03:3790s na to, no.
03:38Kasi ang lapad noong araw,
03:39nasa 2.7 pa lang.
03:40Yes.
03:412.7 ang lapad noon.
03:43Pero mura pa ang mga bilihin.
03:44Malayo nararating.
03:46Alam na, alam ko yung Japanera nanay ko din eh.
03:48I was in the airport, I was in the airport.
03:51My parents were like...
03:57Long distance.
03:58Tawag, tawag.
03:59Alahas at saka relos.
04:01I thought you were tawag, tawag ka.
04:03That's the day.
04:05When I was 14 years old,
04:08because of your childhood,
04:10you were the number one.
04:13I had a lot of Japanese people.
04:16At 14 to 16,
04:19I was three days ago.
04:22I was in the Philippines.
04:24I was not a chemist.
04:26We had a lot of time in that period.
04:30I had a lot of people.
04:32I had a lot of properties.
04:34I had a lot of properties.
04:36We had a lot of fun.
04:38I had a lot of fun.
04:40I had a lot of fun.
04:42I had a lot of fun.
04:44I had a lot of fun.
04:46.
04:47Kasi 14 eh.
04:4814?
04:49Ako, takot akong mag-travel talaga.
04:51Takot ako yung parang makipag-usap na hindi ko na rin kalahit.
04:54So medyo natatakot ako.
04:56Yung mga panahon na yun, di ka rin ba natakot?
04:58Ya parang ah, game na to.
05:00Wala nang takot-takot to.
05:02Hindi, bago ka naman kasi umalis nung mga time na yun yung mga tinatawag na Japayuki.
05:07Opo.
05:08Nag-aaral muna kami.
05:09Okay.
05:10Kailangan ng N5.
05:11Mga common, oo.
05:12Ano ba?
05:13Sino ka?
05:14Ano pangalan mo?
05:15Kumbaga yung mga common na maintindihan din nila.
05:16What is it like?
05:18How do you speak a Japanese language?
05:20The Japanese language is like a Filipino.
05:22There are also a lot of Japanese,
05:24and there are a lot of Ilocano.
05:26They are not totally Japanese language.
05:28But the most basic language language is Japanese.
05:32They used to be like,
05:34like,
05:36this is like a Japanese language.
05:38What do you do?
05:40Why do you do it like?
05:42You're like,
05:44so they are like,
05:46we need to be able to do it like this.
05:48They are like,
05:50and they have the correct spring.
05:52So they are like,
05:54I am not going to be able to do it.
05:56They are like,
05:58they are like,
06:00these guys are like,
06:02you know!
06:04You know,
06:06you can have a voice over to Japanese,
06:08they are like,
06:10They are like,
06:12And they're playing with their play, like Japanese.
06:15My friend is saying,
06:18This is my friend.
06:19I'm a fan of a girl.
06:22I'm a fan.
06:23What?
06:27You're so good.
06:31It's so good.
06:33You really?
06:34Even the voices, even the guys like this, are different.
06:38Yeah, right?
06:39That's because Hongko's a bad guy.
06:41Do you want to drink this?
06:42No, it's also coming from a canalyano.
06:46We're really selling it.
06:48Why do you have a hamburger?
06:50It's just too big.
06:51The baby loves the hamburger.
06:53Give me the hamburger.
06:55Oh, right?
06:58Oh, the baby.
06:59We have two guests, Boobsy.
07:01Ah, are you happy to be here?
07:06You know, I'm so happy.
07:08So, ano yung mga racket ni Boobsy bukod sa pagja-japan na nakakontribute sa pag-angat niya sa buhay?
07:13Sino ba si Mistika Suarez?
07:18Meron lang nakapagbulong sakin, nakapag-usapan daw to ngayon.
07:21Yung pula talaga yung pinakarir.
07:23Oo, yun ang punto ko eh.
07:24Mistika Suarez. Ang ganda nung nay?
07:26Sino si Mistika?
07:27Si Mistika Suarez po nung araw, siya po yung kadalasa nga gusto mameet ng NBI.
07:35Bakit, Boobsy?
07:38Bakit?
07:39Hindi mo alam kung totoo ba ito?
07:40Oo, ano?
07:41Joke time.
07:42Ano po yun?
07:43Kasama yun sa pagkataon ni Baby Boobsy.
07:46Okay po.
07:47Si Mistika Suarez.
07:49Anong mga year to?
07:501990...
07:53Basta.
07:54Yon, basta sa 1990s.
07:551997.
07:56Yan.
07:57Uy, 90s babies.
07:58Naalala niyo ba yan si Aya Medel, mga kasabayan.
08:01Ursula Vasquez.
08:02Ursula Vasquez.
08:03Si ano ah...
08:05Camille Rojas.
08:07Camille Rojas.
08:08Camille Rojas.
08:09Ang tawag ba nito nung 97?
08:10ST?
08:11ST ba tawag?
08:12Sexy Star.
08:13Sexy Star.
08:14Sexy Star.
08:15Sexy Star.
08:16So isang sexy star si Ate Jane.
08:18Kita nyo na.
08:19Balakpakan nyo siya.
08:20Balakpakan nyo yan.
08:21Paano ito nagsimula?
08:23Curious ako.
08:24Kwento mo sa amin.
08:25Ah, nung time kasi na yun na medyo kinakapos na rin kami nung mga panahon na yun.
08:32Nagkasakit yung pamangkin ko.
08:34Tapos dahil nga magaling ako magsayaw, nag ano lang ako, pumasok ko sa club na yun bilang choreographer.
08:42So ako yung nagtuturo sa mga babaeng kinembola, chuchu, kanyang ganyan.
08:47E nakitaan ako nung may ari.
08:49Sabi niya, sexy ka din ah, ba't hindi ka magtry mag ano, mag pumasok.
08:54E ang sahod nung dati 300 lang.
08:57Pero malaki na yun sa babae.
08:59Kasi may...
09:00Arawan, arawan yun.
09:01Gabi gabi.
09:02Gabi gabi.
09:03Ang ano ko nung naabutan kong budget nun sa mga dancer, 250.
09:09Ako mas malaki kasi ako nagtuturo ng sayaw eh.
09:13Tapos sabi ko, ayoko po hindi ko kaya.
09:16Ganyan, ganyan, ganyan.
09:17Sabi niya, try mo lang.
09:19Two piece lang muna.
09:21Yung two piece.
09:22Ganon.
09:23Inoperan ako ng 450.
09:25So lamang ako ng 150.
09:27Opo, opo, opo.
09:29Opo.
09:30300 ko naging 450.
09:32Tapos sila 250 lang.
09:34So ganda-ganda yun.
09:35Iko ang pinakasariwa noon kumbaga.
09:38Wow.
09:39Yes.
09:40Tapos ayun, nung nakasanayan ko na, eh dahil nga, ano tawag yung exhibitionist?
09:47Ano?
09:48Exhibitionist.
09:49O.
09:50Exhibitionist.
09:51Yan.
09:52Okay po.
09:53Ako dahil nga nag-i-split ako, tumatumbling ako ng nakapagbaba, naka-split na.
09:57Opo, o.
09:58So inadapt ko sa ano ko pagiging ako, dancer.
10:03So na-anohan ako na, ayun nga.
10:05Ano sa ulit yun?
10:06Exhibitionist.
10:07Exhibitionist.
10:08Dancer.
10:09Dancer.
10:10Yes.
10:11Tapos kung ano-anong mga tinry ko, hanggang nagkapangalan na ako na...
10:14...na mystica.
10:15Suarez.
10:16Tapos ano, dahil nga magaling ako sa mayo, nilalaban na ako sa ano, kada bar.
10:25Inter bar.
10:26Inter bar.
10:27Parang hindi ano, inter barangay?
10:28Yes.
10:29Parang gano'n.
10:30Hindi inter barangay.
10:31Hindi inter barangay.
10:32Parang laban na nyo ng mga starlet.
10:34Okay.
10:35Okay.
10:36Halimbawa ako, starlet nga ako ng Bulacan.
10:38Opo.
10:39Nilaban ako sa Metallica nung araw.
10:40Mm-mm.
10:41Dito sa, ano, QC?
10:42Metallica.
10:43Metallica.
10:44Sa Queen, sa...
10:45Nagmamaang-maangan yung isa na hindi niya alam yung Metallica.
10:48So, bagay bata pa to.
10:49O, kasi ano, buta ko na Beanie.
10:51Mga ganyan na ako.
10:52Maamid na.
10:53O, tapos...
10:54Tapos, ako lagi yung nananalo.
10:57Ang galit!
10:58Tapos, pag ano, pag...
11:00Halimbawa nasa club ako.
11:02Halimbawa, petals, celebrity to a thousand.
11:04Then, basta sakop ng ano yun, Bulacan.
11:06Ang nakalagay sa akin,
11:08our starlet for tonight,
11:10Ms. Mistika Suarez.
11:12Fat but fantastic.
11:14Oo, diba?
11:16Kasi, chabi-chabi na ako noon eh.
11:18Pero, may ano, full-figured woman.
11:20Pero, magaling talaga ako magsayaw.
11:21Oo, diba?
11:22Yung show mo nung nakaraan, Diyos ko,
11:24labas na labas yung talent mo.
11:26Diba?
11:27Sabi ko nung pinapanood kita,
11:28Hala, ang gaan ang katawan ni ate.
11:30Kaya ako nabansagan din the showgirl.
11:33Mm-mm.
11:34Give kung give.
11:35Yes.
11:36Hindi rin magaling sumay,
11:37magaling din kumanta.
11:38Mm-mm.
11:39At saka, kasi, nung nag-dancer na ako,
11:42hanggang nabalitaan ko na,
11:44na may mga konti sa itbulagay, yung ganun.
11:47Apo.
11:48Doon ko, doon di na adapt yung ano ko, talento ko.
11:52O, diba?
11:53Napakinabangan ko.
11:54Napakinabangan ko.
11:55Yes.
11:56Hanggang, nag-Dubay na ako, ganun.
11:58Dati ako nagdu-Dubay.
12:00Okay, so Japan,
12:01tapos Pinas na,
12:02Bumonga,
12:03tapos Dubai.
12:04Dubai.
12:05Tapos dukit.
12:09Teka!
12:10Alam ko na kung bakit dukit yung Dubai.
12:13Parang, gusto mo magkwento ako, Ate Jane?
12:15Bakit? Ano ba yun?
12:17Sabi niya!
12:19Bakit kasi bumayag?
12:21Naano naman ito si Tuesdays sa Dubai eh.
12:23Nag-guess namin siya sa,
12:24Sa club namin.
12:26Apo.
12:27Nakita niya yung ano,
12:28kasi may jowa akong tomboy dati.
12:30Pero nung mga time na yun kasi,
12:32yung asawa ko,
12:33nagloko ng babae.
12:35Kaya gumante ako ng babae din ako.
12:38Ang galing niya, diba?
12:40Para patas, no?
12:42Para pantay.
12:43Oo.
12:44Hindi na ba pwedeng ikaw lang.
12:54Nao nao nao nao nao nao.
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