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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
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00:00Correct.
00:00I believe that money is energy.
00:03It's not just a physical thing.
00:05It gives you the right to not accept things that you don't like.
00:10To buy things that make you happy.
00:13Correct.
00:13Or that give you joy in life.
00:16And money in the hands of good people is good money.
00:19Money only becomes bad if it's in the hands of bad people.
00:22If you become rich.
00:23So Lord Peggy, we're good. Please give us money.
00:26Please.
00:26And that's where your honor ends.
00:28Madam Chair.
00:29Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:30I was just about to ask.
00:31We're talking about money.
00:32Yes, we're talking about money.
00:33Because us Filipinos, that's the first thing we get stressed about.
00:37When you don't have money.
00:38Because based on my research.
00:40Here it is.
00:42Money is the top most stressor.
00:44During Christmas.
00:45That's a real talk.
00:46That's true.
00:47Isn't it?
00:48It's important if we have money.
00:49That's why, just like what I told you.
00:50We need to be content.
00:52If we have, be careful.
00:54Take care.
00:55And if something makes us happy, let's buy it.
00:59Add to cart.
01:02We've talked about the lack of money.
01:04It's really stressful during Christmas.
01:06How about the increase?
01:08Not the loss.
01:09The number of children.
01:11Children.
01:12I thought it was money.
01:13What happened to you?
01:14Here it is.
01:15You're a fool.
01:16Boom.
01:17The number of children.
01:18How did it happen?
01:19I just remember.
01:20This is all I have.
01:22Mars, you have a big child.
01:24Okay.
01:25Then you go to Balur.
01:27Okay.
01:28Okay.
01:29Ninang.
01:30Yes.
01:33Okay.
01:34Here.
01:35What's that?
01:39I told you.
01:40Christmas is for the children.
01:42But let's not use the children.
01:44True.
01:45Yes.
01:46We make them tired.
01:47That's right.
01:48That's why for me, when my children,
01:50when there's a lot of people going to the house,
01:52I'm the one giving.
01:53Then,
01:54who's your mother?
01:55I'll be like that.
01:56Yes.
01:57Then who's your mother?
01:58Okay.
01:59Let's pray first.
02:00Let's do that first.
02:02Why don't we go back?
02:03We, the ninang, will go around.
02:05That's different.
02:06We will ask.
02:07Let's make a law like that.
02:08Madam Jen.
02:09Actually, that's the law.
02:10I'm changing it.
02:11Please tell the writer.
02:12Huh?
02:13I'm kidding.
02:14We, the ninang, will receive help.
02:17Because the meaning of Ninong and Ninang
02:20is the second parent.
02:22Right?
02:23That's important.
02:25The meaning of that is important.
02:26Not because we need a lot of ninang and ninang
02:29so that we can receive a lot of Christmas.
02:32That's not it.
02:33Because us, the ninang and ninang,
02:35we have obligations to our children.
02:37In the event, right?
02:39Wow.
02:40That the Miss Universe cannot fulfill her duties.
02:42In the event that the father or the mother
02:44can become a cuckoo bumblebee,
02:46of course, we are here to guide them
02:49to true.
02:50Not because of material things.
02:52Money.
02:53Just for Christmas.
02:54Okay.
02:55So, for example, if there's no money,
02:57and there are a lot of mothers and children
02:59that you don't know,
03:01you give them money.
03:02How about those who knock?
03:04Those who are full of envelopes.
03:05That's a lot.
03:06I will receive a lot of envelopes at the door.
03:09That's a lot.
03:10What are your feelings about that?
03:12Before, I was envious of big houses
03:15with a lot of caroling,
03:16with a lot of gifts.
03:18Now, when I just became an artist,
03:21I said,
03:22they are so stressful.
03:23There are so many of them.
03:24But I can understand.
03:26I said,
03:27okay,
03:28just once a year.
03:30And these are the ones who are in the barangay.
03:32And just in case,
03:34you can find them
03:36who are taking care of the barangay.
03:38Right?
03:39The garbage collector.
03:40Yes.
03:41The delivery man.
03:42Yes.
03:43Yes.
03:44Just use what you get
03:46and share what you get.
03:47Right?
03:48Yes.
03:49Share what you get
03:50so that everyone can have it.
03:52Yes.
03:53And there are some who are rolling.
03:54Those who just changed their clothes,
03:56you'll be back.
03:57The echo is different.
03:59Can you hear it?
04:01Because we are 12 siblings, right?
04:03Charito, Dino, you go first.
04:05Okay.
04:06Then, Carlo and I will go next.
04:08They don't know,
04:09we are a family.
04:10Family.
04:13Smart.
04:15I'll tell you this,
04:16just answer the questions correctly.
04:18What?
04:19For Christmas,
04:20of course, we have what we call SMP.
04:23What is that?
04:24The Association of Cold Christmas.
04:26Do you get stressed
04:28if, for example,
04:29you're talking about an issue
04:30or talking about love life
04:31every Christmas?
04:33Three years ago, yes.
04:34Right now?
04:35Yes.
04:36Not anymore.
04:37For example,
04:38let's say you're okay now,
04:39three years ago,
04:40not yet.
04:41For example,
04:42December 24,
04:43Christmas Eve,
04:44there's a doorbell.
04:46Oh, I removed the doorbell.
04:49It just went in.
04:50It rang.
04:51Oh, we don't have a door.
04:53What's that?
04:54Where do you go in?
04:55Oh, we don't have a house.
04:56You don't have a house?
04:57We don't have a house.
04:58Oh, you don't have a house.
05:00Just the two of you?
05:01One by one.
05:02One by one, right?
05:03Seriously,
05:04for example,
05:05it rang.
05:06Oh,
05:07blacklisted?
05:08How?
05:09You can't.
05:10It's already blacklisted.
05:11It's already blacklisted
05:12because how many chances
05:13have you been given?
05:14Gays,
05:15if you ask for forgiveness,
05:16it's still there.
05:17It's been a long time, right?
05:18Or hypothetically,
05:19for example,
05:20you change,
05:21you join in,
05:22you ask for forgiveness.
05:23Then, new Philippines.
05:26No, no,
05:27new Philippines.
05:30Right?
05:31For example,
05:32I get it,
05:33I get it.
05:34It's not fair
05:35that we ask Mamang
05:37to forgive us,
05:38it's Christmas.
05:39It's usually like that.
05:40That's one of the things
05:41that stresses me out.
05:42You should greet
05:43your friends.
05:44You should greet
05:45on Christmas.
05:46What if it's still unresolved?
05:47Yes.
05:48What if there's still no
05:49forgiveness that you feel?
05:50Right?
05:51The second thing
05:52that stresses me out
05:53is the way of the child.
05:54That's it.
05:55When the aunts see
05:56that Adrian is already a doctor,
05:58Maribel is already a nurse
06:00in America.
06:01Then you should build a hospital.
06:02Just kidding.
06:03So you're the patient
06:04of the aunt.
06:05Just kidding.
06:06You're crazy.
06:07I'm here to eat
06:08a gelatinous peach.
06:11With pineapple inside.
06:12Pineapple and peaches.
06:14I thought it was peaches
06:15but it's already fragrant.
06:17It was left outside
06:18for a long time.
06:19I even brought it
06:20while no one's looking.
06:23It's different.
06:24It's crunchy.
06:25It's fragrant.
06:26It's like it has feet.
06:29Why are there feet?
06:30If you do it like that,
06:31it'll be crunchy.
06:35What should we say
06:36to those who eat?
06:37Sorry.
06:38Merry Christmas to everyone.
06:39Merry Christmas.
06:40To those who cook
06:41or enjoy Christmas meals,
06:42I'm sorry.
06:44It stresses me out
06:45that the family
06:46has high standards.
06:49When will you get married?
06:51That's it.
06:52When will you get married?
06:53That's it.
06:54Your aunts
06:55are entitled
06:56and mema.
06:57Correct.
06:58Give her
06:59because she helped you.
07:01It stresses me out.
07:02You have a lot of money.
07:03You have a lot of money.
07:04Give it to your cousins.
07:06Why?
07:07I worked hard for this.
07:09You're dictating
07:10the decision.
07:11Don't make a decision, auntie.
07:12But you're smiling.
07:14You're the ones
07:15who thought of it.
07:16Do it.
07:17What else, Benny?
07:18Give it to those
07:19who are stressed
07:20during Christmas.
07:21What else?
07:22Those who are drunk.
07:23You think it's their house?
07:24Just kidding.
07:25What's this?
07:26You've been here
07:27for 3 days already, Edmond.
07:28You didn't go home.
07:29Yes, and
07:30the one who can't see.
07:32What's that?
07:33There's no more.
07:34It's like you're in Africa.
07:35You're the one
07:36who can't see.
07:38She's been sleeping there
07:39for 3 days already.
07:40You're the one
07:41who can't see.
07:42She can't see.
07:43It's hard.
07:44There's no more.
07:45Forget it.
07:46What's that?
07:47Not on wood.
07:48We have a story like that
07:49during Christmas.
07:50We have a grandmother
07:51in Batangas.
07:52She's 98 years old.
07:53She's almost
07:54a centenarian.
07:56It's her first time
07:57going home to Manila.
07:58She's been in Batangas
07:59this whole time.
08:00She's 98.
08:01She's happy.
08:02She's like,
08:03I'm happy.
08:04My family is happy.
08:05Then she sits down.
08:06It's like
08:07she's been sitting there
08:08for 20 hours.
08:09We're used to
08:10letting her rest.
08:11Yes, of course.
08:12She's 98.
08:13It's like that.
08:14She's already
08:15in her infancy.
08:16It's Christmas.
08:17We're all asking
08:18who's going to
08:19come to grandma.
08:20Who's going to wake up?
08:21Ask me.
08:22Okay.
08:23Do you want water?
08:24She doesn't want.
08:25She doesn't want.
08:28True enough.
08:29But she's smiling.
08:31The doctor said
08:32it's really her time.
08:33She's 98.
08:34She's holding on.
08:36She's thankful
08:37that she's in Manila
08:38for the first time.
08:39It's a shame
08:40she didn't make it to 100.
08:42She's crying.
08:43It's Christmas.
08:44I laughed
08:45because it's true
08:46what happened to us.
08:47I was nervous.
08:48But she really
08:49didn't move.
08:50She's smiling.
08:51She's smiling.
08:52But you know,
08:53it was fun
08:54because we became
08:55close cousins.
08:56We went through that.
08:57We don't have a grandmother.
08:58We don't have parents.
08:59We're all 10,
09:0012, 11 years old.
09:01Who's the first one
09:02to get cold?
09:04If it wasn't for Langgam,
09:05you wouldn't be this close.
09:06I know.
09:07If it wasn't for Langgam.
09:09We're really close
09:10because of Langgam.