Your Honor: Kapag naranasan mo na ‘to, official tito o tita ka na!

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Aired (April 26, 2025): Tuesday Vargas, Mosang, at Janna, inilista ang mga kondisyon ng mga tito’t tita bago sila mapapa-‘oo’ sa lakad, night out, o simpleng inuman. #YourHonor #YouLOL #YouLOLOriginals     YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.   Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?   Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.   For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN   For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7

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00:00I don't know, I don't have a lot of conditions for a night out.

00:05Do you have a parking?

00:07That's right.

00:10If you don't have a parking, you can send me to me.

00:13Who will I invite?

00:16These are the requirements.

00:18Next, what time?

00:20When I say 9, the next question is PM.

00:24When I say AM,

00:26when I say 9pm, it's okay.

00:33When I say 9pm, it's okay.

00:35When I say 9pm, it's okay.

00:37Because at 9pm, it's like that.

00:39I'm just going to attend.

00:41Third, what do you want to drink?

00:43If you can drink, it's okay.

00:45I can still drink.

00:47You're right.

00:48You're right.

00:50You're right.

00:51You're right.

00:52You're right.

00:54I can hold you for at the second time.

00:56Yes!

00:58When you drink, when you drink,

00:59you drink it.

01:01Like, you drink your smoke.

01:02I say youalan to eat food.

01:04You deserve to drink it.

01:05You're right.

01:06I refuse to drink.

01:07I can install it.

01:08Maybe, you wine-wine, that will.

01:10Vinyamos, you're right.

01:11Maybe, we're more than a Gods tour.

01:14I'm not putting it back up with this deaf thingle,

01:15I'm.

01:16Now, I can call you out.

01:18From last night.

01:19From next night.

01:20I can

01:22Pagkakunwari, dito ko na nararamdaman yung pagkatita yung wala nang sense yung usapan sa inuman.

01:29Hindi totoo.

01:31Talagang nag-walk out.

01:32Diba, Nay?

01:33Alam mo yan.

01:33Alisan mo.

01:33Pagkakunwari, kahit sa pipito.

01:35Alam nila yan.

01:37Guys, five minutes, tulog na ako.

01:39Pagka naririnig ko na yung conversation ng grupo na or hindi man pipito.

01:44Kakunwari sa ibang friends.

01:46Pagka paulit-ulit na or pag naging narcissist na yung kausap mo.

01:50Yung parang, ako si ano, yung ano, yung ako, grabe nung ano.

01:55Ikaw na, sige, ikaw na makipag-usap sa sarili mo, matutulog na ako ha.

01:59Ganun ko na nararamdaman yung pagkatita na parang wala nang point.

02:03Noon kasi papatulan mo yan eh.

02:05Ay girl, really?

02:06Ganun-ganun ka, diba?

02:08Ako din, experience ka din.

02:09Puro ako ka din.

02:10Pero ngayon na medyo nararamdaman mo na wala na.

02:14Wala nang sense.

02:15Ayoko na kapuusap.

02:15Ayoko na kapuusap ganun.

02:17Ang puntuhan?

02:18Ang inuman.

02:19Ang inuman, pang paantok na lang.

02:20Tapos yung hindi ko na matandaan yung mga sinabi ko.

02:25Meron pa yan, dalalim ng palalim yung bote.

02:27Sa Amerika kami, natulog yan.

02:30Natulog sa floor, sa American restaurant.

02:33Sa floor po?

02:34Sa floor.

02:35Walang pakailang.

02:35Gusto niya matulog sa CR.

02:37Kasi nag-New York kami, diba?

02:39Nag-California tayo, natas nag-New York kami.

02:41Gusto ko wala akong natatandaan at all.

02:43Ang nakakaya doon ma, may dalawang, ano?

02:47NYPD.

02:47Oto ko.

02:48Police.

02:49Police.

02:50Sa New York, no?

02:51Umigyan sa harapan nila.

02:54Ay, syempre ako.

02:56Tapos, nagpapanik ako kasi English ko noon.

02:59No, she's okay.

03:00She's okay.

03:01Hindi ko alam kung baka kunin to.

03:02Kahit yung nagpayo siya ng restaurant, nalasing din ako.

03:05Matulog din ako sa lapang.

03:06And game niya yun.

03:08Kahit saan siya abutin, matutulog siya.

03:10Wala lang pakil.

03:11Sa sahig.

03:11So alam nyo na pag iimbitan nyo si Moza, mag-inuman, linisin nyo yung sahig niya.

03:16Kasi matutulog siya.

03:17Kaya nga, may tita factor ka na, diba?

03:19Tatanungin ko na dapat mag-overnight ako doon sa iinuman ko.

03:23Ayoko ng bar.

03:24Kasi pag sa bar na, sa labas na, ano, dapat hanggang 9.

03:27At saka, pero hindi ako masyadong iinom.

03:29Kikilalaning ko muna yung mga kasama ko.

03:31Kasi baka mamaya, may tanong lang ako kinabukas.

03:34May ginawa ba akong nakakahiya?

03:36May ginawa ba ako sa'yo?

03:37Meron kami ni Chito, nakikwentuhan, latest lang.

03:39Nakwentuhan pa na kami, ganito yung mukha namin.

03:41Oh, ganito.

03:42Super lapit.

03:43Face to face na lang.

03:45Si Jake.

03:46Tapos kinabukas, sabi niya, saka,

03:48Timo, gusto ko lahat ng mga sinabi mo, pinoproseso ko.

03:51Ha?

03:52Ano ba sinabi ko?

03:53Na ganito kayo kalapit, na kalimutan mo?

03:55Hindi na masaram na feeling lalo na if you're with the group of people,

03:59you really trusted.

04:00Hindi.

04:01Kasi nung kabata,

04:02mga kabataan.

04:03Kahit saan, no strike anywhere.

04:05Wala ka ba kayo na kaya stranger?

04:06Saka ano, marami kang pupuntahan yung bar happy.

04:09Kaya mo pa kasi.

04:11BBGC ka, magmamakati ka, mag-cuse ka,

04:13watch it ka sa 7-11.

04:14Wala pa akong sasakhin.

04:15Kahit saan, sakay-sakay lang.

04:17Taxi-taxi, jeep, bus bus.

04:18Sa kabute, no?

04:20Oo.

04:20Ngayon.

04:21Awat, awat, awat, awat, awat, awat, awat.

04:24You love!

04:25Rawr, awat, awat, awat, awat, awat, awat!

04:27Hit and subscribe now!

04:29Rawr, awt, awat, awat, awat, awat, awat!

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