Kids Say The Funniest Things

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Kids say the funniest things — and we’ve got the proof! This compilation is packed with hilarious, unfiltered, and downright adorable moments that’ll have you laughing out loud. You never know what they’ll say next!

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00:00What did you find outside? A hooker. Can I see the hooker? Yeah.

00:10It's hiding somewhere. Oh, the hooker's hiding? Yeah, it's hiding somewhere. Here, can you show me the hooker? Yeah.

00:19Show me the hooker. It's hiding somewhere. Just show me. See? Oh, is that the hooker? Yeah.

00:29Okay, thank you.

00:36What are you doing?

00:40Taking your heel when you go to... when you're gonna die. I'm taking all of them. Every single one. I'll get them back.

00:51What have you done to the tomato?

00:53Because I ate it.

00:59AJ, what do you want for lunch?

01:02No.

01:04No? What do you mean no? What do you want to eat?

01:09AJ, it's time for lunch.

01:11No!

01:13Why not?

01:15Oh, I'm busy now.

01:17You're busy now?

01:18Are you pooping?

01:24Uh-uh.

01:25Stop pooping.

01:26Yeah.

01:27Stop.

01:27I'm gonna...

01:29No, stop. We gotta go potty. Stop.

01:31I'm gonna...

01:32No, stop. Hold it.

01:34Squeeze your cheeks.

01:36Stop.

01:37Stop pooping.

01:38No.

01:39Come on, did you already poop?

01:42Uh-huh.

01:43No, you didn't. Go potty. Hurry. Hurry.

01:46Go potty.

01:49I wanna kill Justin.

01:52You wanna kill Justin?

01:53No.

01:54I wanna kill Justin.

01:57Scale.

01:58You...

01:58Scale him like...

02:00You don't kill Justin?

02:02No, not kill.

02:03Scale him.

02:05Is that what you're saying, Kayla?

02:06Yeah, I wanna kill him.

02:08Oh, okay. Love you.

02:09Do you know what menopause is?

02:11No, I just know it makes old people hot.

02:15I didn't know that men can't have menopause.

02:18And it also makes old women not be able to have puberty anymore.

02:23And it makes them short.

02:25It makes them like me again.

02:31Boom, boom.

02:32What are you doing?

02:33I'm hammered.

02:33Boom, boom, boom.

02:35I'm hammered.

02:36Boom, boom, boom, boom.

02:40I'm hammered.

02:43I'm adorable.

02:43Who's adorable?

02:44Me.

02:45Me.

02:46Who's adorable?

02:47Me.

02:48Me, me, me.

02:50Me, me.

02:51I'm adorable.

02:52I'm adorable.

02:54I'm adorable.

02:56I'm adorable, right?

02:59Yes, you are.

03:00You are so adorable.

03:02You are so adorable.

03:03You are so adorable.

03:04You are so adorable.

03:05You are so adorable.

03:06You are so adorable.

03:07You are so adorable.

03:08You are so adorable.

03:09You are so adorable.

03:10You are so adorable.

03:11You are so adorable.

03:12You are so adorable.

03:13You are so adorable.

03:14You are so adorable.

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