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Kids Say The Darndest Things
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3/27/2025
Kids have no filter, and we love them for it! From unexpected wisdom to laugh-out-loud misunderstandings, this compilation is packed with the funniest, most adorable things kids have ever said! Get ready to laugh until you cry!
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00:00
Oh, you better stop! Red light!
00:08
No, red light!
00:12
No, it's red.
00:16
I'm going to start a YouTube channel about daughters that are not nice to their mothers
00:23
and how we should choose to ignore them and move on.
00:27
What do you have to say for yourself?
00:29
I hate all of you mothers.
00:34
You know that one day you will be a mother, right?
00:38
Yeah, but I'm not a mother right now.
00:41
So you just got burned by your eight year old.
00:45
Can I look at you, Mommy? Can I look at you, Mommy?
00:49
This?
00:50
Uh-huh.
00:51
This looks like me?
00:53
Oh, boy.
00:55
Can you say happy?
00:57
Happy.
00:58
Mama.
00:59
Da-da.
01:00
Happy.
01:01
Happy.
01:02
Mama.
01:03
Da-da.
01:04
Mama.
01:06
Da-da.
01:07
I'm going to steal a kiss from you.
01:10
Ew!
01:12
Ew!
01:19
Layla, tomorrow is Mother's Day and you have to take care of me.
01:23
You have to fix my breakfast.
01:25
I'm not going to do any of that stuff for you because I'm not a grown-up.
01:33
Well, you've got to do something for me. It's Mother's Day.
01:37
But kids are not grown-ups and kids don't do anything to their mothers and dads.
01:43
Q-R-S.
01:45
I know what you sing.
01:47
Q-R-S-T-U-V.
01:52
No, my A-B-C-D.
01:56
You forgot.
01:57
W-X.
01:59
I know.
02:00
W-X-Y-Z.
02:05
No.
02:06
Y-A-B.
02:09
I know what you sing.
02:11
Oh, okay.
02:12
My love for you grows and grows and grows and stops.
02:18
What does that say about Mommy?
02:20
This one?
02:21
Yeah.
02:22
I like to do the dishes.
02:24
Who likes to do the dishes?
02:26
Mommy!
02:42
I love my mom because she does my chores and I like her.
03:10
Let me go to my neighbors and I love her.
03:15
Do my...
03:18
Wash my clothes and I like her.
03:21
And drives me to the water park.
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