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  • 3/13/2025
Brace yourself for the most unexpected, brutally honest, and laugh-out-loud funny things kids have ever said! From accidental roasts to bizarre wisdom only a child could come up with, this compilation proves that little minds have big comedic potential. Whether they’re exposing family secrets, making up wild stories, or just being adorably clueless, these kids will have you in stitches!

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00:00What is it?
00:02M&M's.
00:03Oh, are those good?
00:04Yeah.
00:05Are they like chocolate?
00:07And they come in all sorts of colors?
00:10Yeah.
00:11And we eat them with sugar.
00:13Oh, goodness gracious.
00:15Now what is it again that we eat?
00:17M&M's.
00:19Alright.
00:21Why are you upset about this beach?
00:23It's all Pennsylvania.
00:25Why do you think it's Pennsylvania?
00:28Everything is like Pennsylvania.
00:31Like what?
00:33You know that like short ride beach?
00:36That's exactly like a beach should be.
00:39This is Pennsylvania.
00:41A short ride beach?
00:43Yeah.
00:44That's how a beach should be?
00:46This is North Carolina.
00:48North Carolina is not a beach.
00:50It's Pennsylvania.
00:54Poppy.
00:55Panda.
00:56Poppy.
00:57Panda bear.
00:58Poppy.
01:00Poppy.
01:01It's a panda.
01:02Poppy.
01:04Hi, Papa, Grandma.
01:06Hey, Grandma.
01:08Are you having fun on your boat?
01:10You have fun on your boat?
01:13I can't hear her.
01:15Look, she wants help.
01:27Done.
01:31Who sound like that when they sleep?
01:33Me.
01:34Me?
01:35Or your mama?
01:39Give the banana to me.
01:41Mama.
01:42Yes.
01:43Mama.
01:44Yes.
01:50Zoe, who did you tell Mommy and Daddy your boyfriend was?
01:55Alec.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Does Alec know that he's your boyfriend?
01:59Yes.
02:00Yes?
02:02How long have you guys been together?
02:04Um, like five minutes.
02:11Did you put that green marker in your mouth?
02:13No.
02:14Where is the green marker?
02:17I had it.
02:19You had it?
02:20What did you do with it?
02:22Back there.
02:25Oh, you put it back there?
02:27Uh-huh.
02:28You hit it?
02:33So, what's this?
02:36Pizza.
02:37What's this?
02:39Pie.
02:41What's this?
02:43Beer.
02:44What is it?
02:45Beer.
02:46Beer?
02:48I'm a game fan.
02:50Uh-huh.
02:53Flynn, put him back on the basket.
02:56No.
02:57Okay.
02:58Yes.
02:59Flynn.
03:00I got it.
03:01Flynn, put him back.
03:02No.
03:03But look how slow he's walking.
03:04Look how slow he's walking.
03:06Flynn, back on the basket.
03:08He's being careful with me.
03:10Back on the basket.