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  • 6/5/2025
Honest, unpredictable, and absolutely hilarious—kids really do say the darndest things! From wild logic to unexpected wisdom, this compilation is packed with moments that’ll have you laughing, cringing, and wondering how such tiny humans can be so brutally real. Out of the mouths of babes... and straight into your funny bone!

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00:00Um, I actually hit the cookies and Oreos at the same time, and then both of them fell on me.
00:09And what happened to the cookies?
00:11Some, a couple of them went into my mouth.
00:16What is he saying?
00:18You're a human!
00:19No!
00:21Why not?
00:23Why not? What's wrong with being a human?
00:25I'm not a human!
00:27What are you?
00:28I'm silly!
00:30Nice smile!
00:32You really like to have me the snack!
00:36What is that?
00:39I'm...
00:40I'm from Colorado.
00:44I holla.
00:46Um, I'm Reagan.
00:48Where'd you come from?
00:50My mommy's home.
00:58I have to go to the bathroom. Can I have some privacy?
01:06Yeah.
01:06Okay. Thank you.
01:09You're welcome.
01:10Okay, I need privacy, though.
01:13Okay.
01:14That means let's keep the door shut.
01:15What do you want to do with your life?
01:19I want to rock!
01:22What do you want to do with your life?
01:25I want to rock!
01:27I want to rock!
01:30You look like a policeman.
01:32Well, look at cop.
01:35Can I have a big rally like I ate a donut?
01:37You look like a donut!
01:40Target!
01:42Target!
01:43They went to Target!
01:45Or what? No! Target!
01:48He goes everywhere, London.
01:49Target!
01:50I'm my old grandpa!
01:53I'm my old grandpa!
01:54Ow!
01:55Sorry.
01:56Who are you?
01:58I'm Superman.
02:00Superman?
02:01Yeah.
02:01Wow!
02:04Where's your sidekick?
02:08How fast do you think we're going?
02:10Really fast.
02:11Really fast?
02:12Yeah, you moved your dick way.
02:15What are you going to make in the snow?
02:17No!
02:20What?
02:21Snow!
02:24Snow castles?
02:25No snow!
02:29What?
02:30I don't want to fall.
02:33I don't want to go to the ducky.
02:36I don't want to fall.
02:37You don't want to fall?
02:39Did you not do that anymore?
02:40It's scary.
02:41Yeah.
02:42I don't want to fall.
02:44It's fun?
02:45Yeah, I want to go to the game.
02:46I thought it was scary.
02:48No, I just want to go to the game.
02:53Well, I don't want to fall.
02:55I don't want to fall.
02:57Yeah.
02:57So we shouldn't do it, right?
03:00It's fun.
03:01Good night.
03:02Let's get there.
03:02Sorry.
03:03Bye.