Tiny humans, big attitudes! These pint-sized comedians serve up world-class side-eye, savage comebacks, and more drama than a daytime soap. From toddlers telling it like it is to grade-schoolers with no chill, this compilation is proof that kids say the sassiest (and funniest) things.
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00:00Whoa! Robin? Not Batman? That's okay.
00:13Will you say thank you too? Thank you.
00:17Oh please, I have that. I don't want that. Why are you buying me stuff that I don't want?
00:41What was it? Underwear and socks. You sure didn't take me a lesson.
00:51You bought this a present?
00:5912. That's how many you broke. Can you say, I broke a dozen?
01:08I broke a diamond. On mommy's carpet. On mommy's carpet.
01:15And now who has to clean it up? You.
01:18Oh, what are you doing Jess?
01:20Cleaning up his uvula.
01:22What's that? His uvula? Yeah.
01:25Oh honey, that's not his uvula.
01:29What are you doing helping that?
01:32This takes a picture of the baby inside my tummy and then puts it on the screen.
01:38You ate the baby!
01:43Why do you want to eat junk?
01:45I want my butt big.
01:47But you don't want a big butt.
01:49But I do want a big butt.
01:51No you don't.
01:52Yes I do.
01:53You want a small butt.
01:54No.
01:55I want a big butt.
01:57Just like mommy's.
02:00The bigger Peter Pan that I wanted!
02:07Was it on sale this time?
02:10Do you have to go to the bathroom?
02:17Yeah.
02:18I know it.
02:19It's right here.
02:21Oh no.
02:22Do you have to go pee?
02:25Nope.
02:26Not anymore.
02:28Not anymore.
02:29And Jack?
02:32For them and broke a clown.
02:35And Jill?
02:37She's okay.
02:40She's okay.
02:41She's okay.
02:42She's okay.
02:43She's okay.
02:44That's a cup.
02:45That's a cup.
02:46Good.
02:47That's a moon.
02:48A moon.
02:49What's that?
02:50Nest.
02:51A nest.
02:52Good.
02:53That's a nest.
02:54Oh what's that?
02:55Giraffe.
02:56Giraffe.
02:57Good.
02:58What's that?
02:59Poo.
03:00What is it?
03:01Poo.
03:02Poo.
03:03That's poo.
03:04Hurray.
03:05That's poo.