Out of the mouths of babes… comes pure comedy gold! This compilation is packed with the funniest, weirdest, and most unexpectedly honest things kids have said — from brutally savage truths to wildly imaginative stories. Whether they’re roasting their parents or questioning life itself, these little legends never hold back!
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00:00Tell me what that is, Gambit.
00:02It's running a boot.
00:04It's running a boot.
00:06What?
00:08Where did I do this?
00:10I feel like these reasons and so many more
00:12can come up with Jess's personality.
00:14She's fun, crazy, caring,
00:16but most of all has a huge heart.
00:18Stop telling her why!
00:24She's her!
00:26She's her!
00:28Yay!
00:32What's this word?
00:34Ass.
00:38You love Teddy?
00:40Do you love him?
00:42Yes. I love Teddy.
00:44He's so slummy.
00:46Hey, Teddy.
00:48I love it.
00:50Teddy's not talking to me.
00:52Oh my gosh.
00:54Stop it.
00:56Because.
00:58That's the big toilet.
01:00That's the big toilet, Mommy.
01:04Yeah, big toilet.
01:06I love you, Chocolate.
01:08Oh, she understands me.
01:10I love you, Chocolate.
01:12I love you, Chocolate.
01:16Did you touch the makeup at the makeup store?
01:18Yes.
01:20Do you do your own makeup?
01:22Uh-huh.
01:23How does it look?
01:24So gorgeous.
01:26You think you did a good job?
01:27Yeah.
01:28Good.
01:29What is that?
01:30Cake.
01:31Me?
01:32That's not ice cream.
01:33That's butter.
01:34Go put it back.
01:35You gonna be sick.
01:37Cake?
01:38Yes!
01:39Uh-huh.
01:40I can't even take a shower!
01:42What'd you build?
01:45Uh...
01:46The board house.
01:48And who helped you?
01:49No one.
01:50And you did a great job, right?
01:52Yeah.
01:53What are you trying to do?
01:55Trying to make this.
01:58Trying to make what?
02:00Make up bigger feet.
02:02Make bigger feet?
02:07What are those?
02:09Purple.
02:10Purple what?
02:12Purple popsicles.
02:14They're not popsicles.
02:16Yeah, they're not.
02:17No, they're not.
02:18Put them back there.
02:19I wish God could take all the cactuses away.
02:23How come?
02:25Because they, they got all of them in the world.
02:29Well, not really in the world, got on my hand.
02:33Hi!
02:36What's your name?
02:38My name's Kira.
02:41What?
02:42We have the same name?
02:49Alright...