Kids Say

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Out of the mouths of babes… comes pure comedy gold! This compilation is packed with the funniest, weirdest, and most unexpectedly honest things kids have said — from brutally savage truths to wildly imaginative stories. Whether they’re roasting their parents or questioning life itself, these little legends never hold back!

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00:00Tell me what that is, Gambit.

00:02It's running a boot.

00:04It's running a boot.

00:06What?

00:08Where did I do this?

00:10I feel like these reasons and so many more

00:12can come up with Jess's personality.

00:14She's fun, crazy, caring,

00:16but most of all has a huge heart.

00:18Stop telling her why!

00:24She's her!

00:26She's her!

00:28Yay!

00:32What's this word?

00:34Ass.

00:38You love Teddy?

00:40Do you love him?

00:42Yes. I love Teddy.

00:44He's so slummy.

00:46Hey, Teddy.

00:48I love it.

00:50Teddy's not talking to me.

00:52Oh my gosh.

00:54Stop it.

00:56Because.

00:58That's the big toilet.

01:00That's the big toilet, Mommy.

01:04Yeah, big toilet.

01:06I love you, Chocolate.

01:08Oh, she understands me.

01:10I love you, Chocolate.

01:12I love you, Chocolate.

01:16Did you touch the makeup at the makeup store?

01:18Yes.

01:20Do you do your own makeup?

01:22Uh-huh.

01:23How does it look?

01:24So gorgeous.

01:26You think you did a good job?

01:27Yeah.

01:28Good.

01:29What is that?

01:30Cake.

01:31Me?

01:32That's not ice cream.

01:33That's butter.

01:34Go put it back.

01:35You gonna be sick.

01:37Cake?

01:38Yes!

01:39Uh-huh.

01:40I can't even take a shower!

01:42What'd you build?

01:45Uh...

01:46The board house.

01:48And who helped you?

01:49No one.

01:50And you did a great job, right?

01:52Yeah.

01:53What are you trying to do?

01:55Trying to make this.

01:58Trying to make what?

02:00Make up bigger feet.

02:02Make bigger feet?

02:07What are those?

02:09Purple.

02:10Purple what?

02:12Purple popsicles.

02:14They're not popsicles.

02:16Yeah, they're not.

02:17No, they're not.

02:18Put them back there.

02:19I wish God could take all the cactuses away.

02:23How come?

02:25Because they, they got all of them in the world.

02:29Well, not really in the world, got on my hand.

02:33Hi!

02:36What's your name?

02:38My name's Kira.

02:41What?

02:42We have the same name?

02:49Alright...

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