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00:00:00And now, our feature presentation.
00:00:15It was a time of love.
00:00:20Love was everywhere.
00:00:21In our homes, in the streets, even in our cars.
00:00:27Especially in one little car.
00:00:30He was known as Herbie.
00:00:31And he was amazing.
00:00:33Full of love.
00:00:35Able to do incredible things.
00:00:38He was a daring little car.
00:00:40Wild.
00:00:40Willing to try almost anything.
00:00:42All for the love of his own.
00:00:44Jim Douglas.
00:00:47But that was then.
00:00:49You little piece of worthless junk!
00:00:53This is now.
00:00:55I don't believe you!
00:00:56Come on, move it!
00:01:00Come on, and show me something!
00:01:02Come on, and bring it up to the rear in number 53, Simon for the third.
00:01:12Last.
00:01:12Yeah, I'm going to be kidding me.
00:01:18Wow.
00:01:20Last.
00:01:21I mean, second place is one thing, but last.
00:01:25That's a first, Simon.
00:01:26I mean, I don't understand.
00:01:29I mean, this is the Jim Douglas car.
00:01:32It's the one you asked for.
00:01:34It's the one that won all those races.
00:01:36Hey, so it's not much of a racing car anymore.
00:01:38That's not your fault.
00:01:41I thought you'd be angry.
00:01:43No.
00:01:44No, not at all.
00:01:45But you need to do me a favor.
00:01:47Yeah, sure.
00:01:48Good.
00:01:49Get rid of it.
00:01:50Get rid of it just like that.
00:01:52Now, I know I spoke clearly, and I know I used proper English, since we invented the bloody language!
00:02:02Yes, you did.
00:02:02Yes, we did.
00:02:03So, remove this heap from my sight.
00:02:06Now, take it to the junkyard!
00:02:08Well, Veronica, that was a bit of an embarrassment, wasn't it?
00:02:23I should be racing Formula One again, that's all.
00:02:25They never proved I sabotaged anything, so they had no right to boot me down to this ridiculous class of tiny cars.
00:02:31It's outrageous.
00:02:32I deserve more.
00:02:33I need a car that's worthy of me.
00:02:35A car that wins no matter what.
00:02:36Ripper, hurry up!
00:02:39We're going!
00:02:42Okay.
00:02:43End of the road, little car.
00:02:52The motor driver Simon Moore III, crawling in, dead last.
00:02:56That's right, Tim.
00:02:57It was a crazy day, Ed, at Saugus Motor Speedway.
00:02:59But the real story, Dave, in front of the pack was veteran driver, get this, Rudy Walters.
00:03:05Oh!
00:03:05Walters?
00:03:06Oh, come on.
00:03:08Rudy Walters.
00:03:10I gotta tell you, though, David, it's tough to believe Simon Moore could lose a race that badly.
00:03:14When was he driving out there?
00:03:15This is coming out of your paycheck, Hank.
00:03:21No, this is your paycheck.
00:03:23It wasn't even a good race.
00:03:24I mean, come on.
00:03:25Rudy Walters?
00:03:26I used to race circles around guys like Walters.
00:03:28I think they called that spinning out.
00:03:30Hey, Hank.
00:03:30Hey, Chuck.
00:03:31Roddy here.
00:03:32Now, he's a freeloader.
00:03:33I know that.
00:03:34And I accept it in him.
00:03:36Artist.
00:03:37Installation artist.
00:03:38Freeloader.
00:03:38Well, the difference is, I've known him since he was a kid.
00:03:42And strange as it may seem, I trust his judgment.
00:03:46He says you need a job.
00:03:48I give you a job.
00:03:49He says you need a place to stay.
00:03:51I give you a place to stay.
00:03:53Now, what you need right now is a big kick in the head.
00:03:55Well, maybe now's a good time to stop giving me stuff.
00:03:58Here, Chuck.
00:03:59What, you've never seen a guy get hollered at before?
00:04:01Hey, if it isn't the wage slave.
00:04:03Knock it off, Roddy.
00:04:05Now, I know this shop is a joke.
00:04:07And I know the guys who work here are fools, including you, if you must know.
00:04:10I don't have to know that.
00:04:12What I'm trying to say, Hank.
00:04:14I mean, I really think this could be something someday.
00:04:18Now, that's where you come in.
00:04:19Come in how?
00:04:25What, you want me to whip up some art?
00:04:27No, no, no.
00:04:29That's Roddy's deal.
00:04:31You, Hank, you're going to enter that.
00:04:34The big fix-off?
00:04:35Chuck, that's tomorrow.
00:04:37Hank, let me lay it out for you.
00:04:38You don't enter, you fire.
00:04:41Then you're going to be a washed-up mechanic, as well as a washed-up driver.
00:04:46Oh, come on, Chuck.
00:04:47You can't be serious.
00:04:49Oh, I get it.
00:04:52This is one of those tough love things.
00:04:55Right?
00:04:56Okay.
00:04:57You're going to pick your junker in order of your magic lotto number.
00:05:02So, who's got number one?
00:05:08Hey, there he is.
00:05:11Now, you know if you win, you get to keep it.
00:05:15So pick your junker well.
00:05:17If I win.
00:05:18I don't get it.
00:05:23How can you compete against other mechanics when you're all working on different cars?
00:05:27Number two, where are you?
00:05:29Come get your car.
00:05:29This is a joke, man.
00:05:30Number three, come on down and see me.
00:05:41How come no one's picking that one?
00:05:44Because it's a piece of junk, Rod.
00:05:48Number four.
00:05:50Good luck.
00:05:55Number five.
00:05:57You know, this is like when you're a kid and they're picking up sides for kickball.
00:06:06Number six.
00:06:09I was always picked last.
00:06:13I always hated that.
00:06:21Number seven.
00:06:22Number seven.
00:06:22Number seven.
00:06:23Number seven.
00:06:27Here he comes.
00:06:37Pick a winner, pal.
00:06:44I'll take this one.
00:06:51All you said was I had to enter.
00:06:53I like him.
00:06:57He'll get over it.
00:07:00Okay, if everyone's ready, ladies and gentlemen, fix your engine!
00:07:10Okay, little car.
00:07:11Let's see what you got under the hood.
00:07:17Screwdriver.
00:07:17I think he said that.
00:07:47The distributor.
00:07:48That's what it sounded like.
00:07:50Oh, did it now.
00:07:57Well, the distributor's crack.
00:08:00See, he was right.
00:08:09You're going to be okay.
00:08:10Just need a little help.
00:08:11Just need a little help.
00:08:14A little TLC.
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:21So here we go.
00:08:24Let's meet our panel of distinguished judges.
00:08:28First, from Shot Specialty Autos, the master of the custom car, Mr. Johnny Shaw.
00:08:35Hey, you know me, Buds, huh?
00:08:40Crazy.
00:08:41Go ahead, Rod.
00:08:44Second lady from the Moore family of modified motorworks, it's team triple M driver, Mr. Simon Moore, the third.
00:08:55Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, control yourselves.
00:09:05Our last judge is also reporting on our little event.
00:09:09You'll be sure to kiss her behind, won't you?
00:09:13From Car and Track Magazine, Alex of Woodford!
00:09:27I'm really excited.
00:09:32Know her?
00:09:34Dated her.
00:09:35They wouldn't send a photographer.
00:09:44Really?
00:09:45So, Alex, haven't seen me in your magazine for a while.
00:09:50You're barking up the wrong skirt, Simon.
00:09:52I just worked there.
00:09:53Oh, come on now, surely you have some sway with your higher-ups.
00:09:57Just because I am no longer racing Formula One, it doesn't mean I am not newsworthy.
00:10:02No, it means your daddy can't buy you everything.
00:10:05Oh, besides, we just ran the issue on jerks that have too much money last month.
00:10:10Oh, and I missed it.
00:10:11Yeah, and you could have been the cover.
00:10:13Damn.
00:10:13Yeah.
00:10:17Wait.
00:10:18I know that mechanic.
00:10:22And I know that car.
00:10:25Okay, folks, it's one lap around the track to find out who the best one is.
00:10:30So, without further ado, mechanics, found your junker.
00:10:41All right.
00:10:42This is it.
00:10:43Ladies and gentlemen, attempt to start your engines.
00:10:48Come on, car.
00:11:11One, two, three.
00:11:27Ladies, get those net drops off the tracks before the others cover out.
00:11:31Get them out of there.
00:11:32Get them out.
00:11:32Come on, come out of here, man.
00:11:34Come on, put it in here.
00:11:36Let's go, push.
00:11:37Push it.
00:11:39Let's go, go, go.
00:11:43I'll just see you kick some tailpipe.
00:11:45We could both use a bit of a boost.
00:11:47Well, all right.
00:12:15Let's go.
00:12:16Let's go.
00:12:17What are you doing?
00:12:22What are you doing now?
00:12:24He's really doing.
00:12:39We have a winner.
00:12:41We got a winner.
00:12:42Number three is the winner.
00:12:44All right.
00:12:45Oh.
00:12:45All right.
00:12:46And this year's best and fastest mechanic representing Chuck's car shop, in case any of you folks need any car work done, Hank, uh, Cooper.
00:13:05Cooper, Hank, Cooper!
00:13:06Well, thanks.
00:13:10This is just so, uh, so big.
00:13:13Yeah.
00:13:13Really awfully big.
00:13:15I don't know how you did it.
00:13:16Man, did you do it?
00:13:17Come on, we got some judges on to meet you.
00:13:19Yeah, I got to meet some judges.
00:13:20Oh, thank you, yeah.
00:13:22Well, I've never seen such a tiny car do such huge things, bud.
00:13:26You must be one primo mechanic.
00:13:27You must be one primo mechanic.
00:13:28We got some things to talk about.
00:13:30I'm gonna give you a call, huh?
00:13:32Okay.
00:13:33Come on, Hank.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:35Uh, Mr. Morris, anything you'd like to say to this year's winner?
00:13:38Uh, no, not really.
00:13:40Except I happen to know your car, and I don't believe what I just saw.
00:13:46Yeah?
00:13:47Well, believe it.
00:13:48Because I kind of fixed it, then I went out and drove the snot out of it.
00:13:52Of course, that's probably when you recognize me.
00:13:55I used to drive.
00:13:58Formula One we used to race together.
00:14:00Ha!
00:14:01We used to what together?
00:14:03Race.
00:14:04I drove.
00:14:05Cooper.
00:14:06Hank Cooper.
00:14:07Cooper?
00:14:08Cooper!
00:14:09Nope.
00:14:10Can't place it.
00:14:11Of course, you probably never won against me, did you?
00:14:14Well, no.
00:14:15Ah, well, then there you have it.
00:14:17You see, I make it a point never to remember the names of those that I've trounced.
00:14:21Keeps my mind clear for winning and all that.
00:14:24But hey, look at you.
00:14:26You found something you're good at.
00:14:29Come on, Hank.
00:14:30There's another judge.
00:14:31I know she wants to meet you.
00:14:34Now, don't tell me you don't remember me.
00:14:37Sure, I remember you.
00:14:39The love of my life.
00:14:41Or was it just a month?
00:14:43All I know is your car shouldn't be able to do what it did.
00:14:46Then again, it did it, so I don't know what's going on.
00:14:52Thanks for coming, folks.
00:14:54And please, drive safely.
00:14:56Hey, lady.
00:14:57Nice car.
00:14:58Thanks.
00:14:59So...
00:15:00I want to ask you something.
00:15:01As long as it's not about us.
00:15:02No.
00:15:03It's about how come nobody believes I drove this stupid car one stupid lap around a track.
00:15:09Because you started that lap with a standing start wheelie.
00:15:10Which, given the horsepower to weight ratio of a car, is impossible.
00:15:14Well, sure, it's impossible.
00:15:15Well, sure, it's impossible.
00:15:16Stock.
00:15:17But this car's been sort of improved.
00:15:18And I can drive, if you remember.
00:15:19Hmm.
00:15:20I remember you quit driving.
00:15:21Oh, no.
00:15:22No.
00:15:23No.
00:15:24It's not about us.
00:15:25It's not about us.
00:15:26No.
00:15:27It's about how come nobody believes I drove this stupid car one stupid lap around a track.
00:15:29Because you started that lap with a standing start wheelie.
00:15:32This better be good.
00:15:33And fast.
00:15:34Well, we can't do it here.
00:15:35We need more room.
00:15:36Now, if nothing amazing here.
00:15:37Sure, it's impossible.
00:15:38Sure, it's impossible.
00:15:39Stock.
00:15:40Huh.
00:15:41But this car's been sort of improved.
00:15:42And I can drive, if you remember.
00:15:43Hmm.
00:15:44I remember you quit driving.
00:15:45Well, somebody did that wheelie.
00:15:48This better be good.
00:15:49And fast.
00:15:50Well, we can't do it here.
00:15:51We need more room.
00:15:52Now, if nothing amazing here.
00:15:55I don't have to give that back to you.
00:15:56I kind of dig it now.
00:15:57I just want to know what I saw is real.
00:16:25Go.
00:16:26You just want to tell me what I saw
00:16:27I thought I can manage to go to try.
00:16:28Oh.
00:16:29I'll dig it now.
00:16:30I'll dig it now.
00:16:31I'll dig it.
00:16:32Yeah, I'll dig it now.
00:16:33What?
00:16:34I love how you do I love one that houses you get lost by gold.
00:16:37Oh, absolutely, man.
00:16:39Okay, kidding.
00:16:41I'm gonna dig it.
00:16:42Just Thank you dang it, guys.
00:16:44What?
00:16:46Good.
00:16:47I hope you guys arelit.
00:16:49queiHeR
00:16:525
00:16:54No, no, I think it's the end of the day.
00:17:24Please, I'll call you back.
00:17:43That's great.
00:17:45Excellent.
00:17:47When did you ring it to do that?
00:17:49I didn't.
00:17:54How can that car do those things?
00:18:01I'm asking you.
00:18:07Okay, you can knock it off now.
00:18:16Yeah, I'd love to.
00:18:17Believe me, I really would.
00:18:18But I can't seem to stop this thing.
00:18:20Don't give me that, Cooper.
00:18:22What's going on here?
00:18:25I don't know.
00:18:29Danger road?
00:18:33Whoa!
00:18:35You could have killed us, Cooper.
00:18:39Alex.
00:18:40Easy, easy, Alex.
00:18:41Wait a minute.
00:18:42Now open this door.
00:18:43Open it.
00:18:44I'm not keeping it closed.
00:18:45Yeah, right.
00:18:46Alex!
00:18:47Wait, whoa, whoa, stop.
00:18:48Obviously, we can just roll the windows down and crawl out.
00:18:52So let's just calm down.
00:18:56All right.
00:18:59And while we're being calm, why don't we talk about us?
00:19:04You didn't want to talk about us.
00:19:07It changed my mind.
00:19:08So why aren't we here while you decided not to go out with me anymore?
00:19:12Please.
00:19:15You know, I'll bet I can get this open.
00:19:18Sorry.
00:19:19Stuck.
00:19:20Why?
00:19:21I mean, it didn't bug me much.
00:19:23I moved on with my life.
00:19:24I'd just like to know why.
00:19:25All right.
00:19:29I didn't want to go out anymore because all you could talk about was racing.
00:19:38That's it?
00:19:39Yeah.
00:19:40But you said you loved racing.
00:19:42You couldn't get enough of racing.
00:19:43Hell, you were a race driver.
00:19:46Let me give you a little dating tip.
00:19:48Never blow off women who show an interest in what you do.
00:19:50An interest?
00:19:51Now, wait a minute.
00:19:52You brought up every crash I had, every blown engine, every mischief.
00:19:56You threw my entire failed career at me.
00:19:58Well, I'm sorry.
00:20:00But you didn't basically wipe out every car you drove.
00:20:03Three years on the circuit and you finished in what, five races?
00:20:06I thought it was kind of funny.
00:20:07Oh, really?
00:20:09Well, let me give you a little dating tip.
00:20:10Don't tell a guy his life's ambition is funny.
00:20:14Well, I liked you.
00:20:15Yeah, well, I liked you too. So there.
00:20:20What are you doing?
00:20:21I'm looking for the ejector seat.
00:20:31Well, Veronica, it may have looked like flirting, but try to remember her father owns most of France.
00:20:37Yes, that's right, the country.
00:20:41No, no, no, I'm not mad, not at all.
00:20:45Yes, I realize it's a problem.
00:20:48Mm-hmm.
00:20:50Well, of course I'll work on it.
00:20:52Yeah, fine.
00:20:54Love you too.
00:20:56Find out who that one is.
00:20:57Mm-hmm.
00:20:58Now, more importantly, where is it?
00:21:01Where's what?
00:21:03The little car you got rid of, the one that won that fix-it contest.
00:21:07I thought you hated that car.
00:21:08Well, yes, but I saw it do some rather amazing things, things it didn't seem to do when I had it.
00:21:13Now, I know cars, and I know what they can and can't do, yet for some reason this car can do whatever it wants, and I want to know why.
00:21:20So find out the location of its garage. It had some idiot's name, Chex or Chax... Chucks. Find it.
00:21:29Hey, Hank! Come on!
00:21:35I want to show you something. Look at this. You did it.
00:21:42Hey, Hank! It's just great!
00:21:44We can't handle all the work.
00:21:46They can't handle any work.
00:21:48But, Hank, the point is you did it. You brought honor to our humble shop.
00:21:51Congratulations, Hank. You guys look good out there.
00:21:55You guys?
00:21:56Yeah! You guys!
00:21:59You, and especially that little car.
00:22:02Since when did you start liking cars?
00:22:04Don't.
00:22:05I like this one, though.
00:22:07Besides, I think he digs it here.
00:22:09Oh, really? Did he tell you that?
00:22:11In so many words.
00:22:15Oh, yeah, Hank, I'm gonna give you a raise.
00:22:17Oh, Chuck, you don't have to do that.
00:22:19I know I don't have to do it.
00:22:20But now that I got you motivated, I don't want to lose you just yet.
00:22:23Lose me to what?
00:22:24Well, uh...
00:22:27Remember that guy with the space car yesterday?
00:22:29Huh?
00:22:31Well, he's putting together a new racing team, you know?
00:22:33I mean, new car, new drivers. I mean, the whole works.
00:22:35And, uh...
00:22:37Well, he called, and he was gonna offer you a job driving.
00:22:39He is?
00:22:40Well, I told him no.
00:22:41You did?
00:22:42Well, I said you'd think about it.
00:22:43That way I could give you a raise, and then you could turn him down.
00:22:48Great.
00:22:49Another job offer for Hank.
00:22:51Chuck.
00:22:53Uh, Alex from Car and Track?
00:22:56I thought she hated you.
00:22:58Well, I guess she had a change of heart.
00:23:03You know, I'm learning a very weird lesson here.
00:23:06What's that?
00:23:07Everybody loves a quitter.
00:23:13Hello again.
00:23:14Hello again yourself.
00:23:15Yes.
00:23:16Yes.
00:23:17Uh, don't mind my garage mate. It's his big opening tonight.
00:23:20No, no, no.
00:23:21And, uh, if it's alright, I sort of promised him that we'd stop by.
00:23:24Perfect.
00:23:25Sure.
00:23:26Hi.
00:23:27Hi.
00:23:28This is kind of embarrassing, but...
00:23:31I just haven't been able to stop thinking about this car.
00:23:35I mean, I'm the last person to get obsessed about anything.
00:23:39But I'm even thinking my magazine could do a piece on it.
00:23:42Cars that shouldn't be able to do wheelies, but do them anyway.
00:23:45Or the little car that could.
00:23:48Or, uh...
00:23:51Well, I just think it's very interesting.
00:23:54An article on Herbie. I like it.
00:23:56His name's Herbie. I like that.
00:23:57I like how the crazy artist knows the car has a name.
00:24:00Go ahead. Ask him.
00:24:01How do you know?
00:24:02He told me.
00:24:03And it's inscribed on a plate under his hood.
00:24:05I'm not deranged, you know.
00:24:06No, no, of course not. Come on, Alex. Let's go.
00:24:08Well, aren't we gonna take Herbie?
00:24:11Oh, yeah. He needs to get out, too, Hank.
00:24:13Now, wait a minute. Hold it.
00:24:14It's a car, okay?
00:24:15It's not going to get mad if we don't invite it to join us.
00:24:18He's not gonna be mad, but he is gonna be a little hurt.
00:24:23He likes you, Hank.
00:24:25He thinks you're real special.
00:24:30Oh, huh.
00:24:32That's very nice.
00:24:34Thanks.
00:24:35Now I'm talking to the car.
00:24:36That's right.
00:24:37Because he's alive and he's got, uh...
00:24:39Do you remember feelings?
00:24:40Uh-huh.
00:24:41Well, if that's true, then I'm sure the car shares my feelings,
00:24:43that you've gone a little psychotic.
00:24:44Oh.
00:24:45Yeah.
00:24:46Yeah?
00:24:47That's right.
00:24:48No, don't think...
00:24:49No, I'm talking to you.
00:24:50The guy's waving a thing all over the place.
00:24:51No soul.
00:24:52Yeah, no soul.
00:24:53No heart.
00:24:54No comb.
00:24:55You hear that?
00:24:56Hey!
00:24:57Did you guys just see that?
00:24:58Well, we can, uh, we can just take my car.
00:25:00I mean, it's no Herbie.
00:25:02No, it's a Porsche.
00:25:03Let's go.
00:25:04Roddy, we'll see you at the show.
00:25:06Bye.
00:25:11The belt doesn't match the pants, Hank.
00:25:13He doesn't mean it.
00:25:14He'll come around.
00:25:15You know what?
00:25:16You come with me.
00:25:18He doesn't mean it.
00:25:19He'll come around.
00:25:20You know what?
00:25:21You come with me.
00:25:23Yeah.
00:25:24Yeah, you're...
00:25:25You're definitely coming with me.
00:25:30Uh, thanks for picking up dinner, by the way.
00:25:33Well, thank the magazine.
00:25:34You actually qualify as a write-off.
00:25:35Well, still after yesterday, I wasn't sure if you'd want to see me again.
00:25:36Well, thank the magazine.
00:25:37You actually qualify as a write-off.
00:25:38Well, still after yesterday, I wasn't sure if you'd want to see me again.
00:25:40Everyone deserves a second chance.
00:25:41Of course, you're on your fifth or sixth.
00:25:42But, hey, hey.
00:25:43Who's counting?
00:25:44Well, I'm sure you're on my own.
00:25:45Follow me.
00:25:46Hello, Jesse.
00:25:46Thanks for picking up dinner, by the way.
00:25:48Well, thank the magazine.
00:25:49You actually qualify as a write-off.
00:25:50Well, still after yesterday, I wasn't sure if he'd want to see me again.
00:25:52uh thanks for picking up dinner by the way well thank the magazine you actually qualify
00:26:00as a write-off well still after yesterday i wasn't sure if you'd want to see me again
00:26:04everyone deserves a second chance of course you're on your fifth or sixth but hey who's
00:26:09counting so which one's rottie's oh you'll know
00:26:13would you excuse me for just a moment
00:26:22no no thank you did make it yeah sure did just a quick question
00:26:32what is the car doing here i told you he needed to get out and look he's perfect for this i thought
00:26:41you liked the car i i love herby he's artistic counterpoint to make these awful things more
00:26:48intolerable come on man irony it's the 90s hank boy excuse me it's what had to be said
00:26:56all i can say is thank you thank you
00:27:00from the exhaust it had to be said what had to be said what do you ask to believe them it says
00:27:10what it said said what i don't hear anything say what what does it say hey you know he looks pretty
00:27:14good here moron bumper and beret magazine oh oh okay so you rigged him to respond to voices very
00:27:23clever i didn't rig him to do anything i just drove him here and parked do you mind if we go upstairs
00:27:29well
00:27:36thank you you're welcome
00:27:38i'm sorry but i just had to get out of it i mean sure rottie's one of my best friends but sometimes
00:27:44oh he really bugs me you sure it's him not herby no i would a car bug me well maybe he gets too much attention
00:27:52we don't have to be so observant you know we can just chit-chat sure yeah talk about right yeah we get
00:28:15he has took the little car
00:28:22and then i was in a band
00:28:29and then i was in a band
00:28:38speaking
00:28:43and then i was in a band
00:28:46speaking
00:28:49Then I was in a band, Spewbucket.
00:28:53We rocked, maybe a little too hard.
00:28:56Then I was in Mom & Chance, MU.
00:29:00Enough said there.
00:29:02Then I got into installations.
00:29:08Can I help you with something?
00:29:12Well, you can begin by pointing out the genius behind this masterpiece.
00:29:15Seriously, congratulations. You have a true sense of clutter.
00:29:24You're the judge from that contest, right?
00:29:26Well, that'll fix it thing. Do you mind if I have a closer look?
00:29:29No. Sure, whatever.
00:29:39I gotta say, Cooper, I'm loving this.
00:29:42I'm loving this.
00:29:44I mean, you know me, obviously I love cars, but this is weird.
00:29:48I've seen driven or taken apart practically every car there is,
00:29:51from Duesenberg to U-Go's to Formula One Ferraris.
00:29:54And yet I can't stop thinking about that little bug.
00:29:59And his owner.
00:30:01Oh, yeah, as long as I'm in there somewhere, sure.
00:30:04I was right, wasn't I?
00:30:07You're jealous of him, aren't you?
00:30:10Well, yeah, okay.
00:30:13I'm a little tired of people being more interested in it than me, yeah.
00:30:17Face it, Hank. You have a very interesting car.
00:30:21Oh, well, I feel all better now.
00:30:23Well, why can't you accept that Herbie's, you know, special?
00:30:26Because Herbie isn't it, and it's a car.
00:30:29That does wheelies.
00:30:30Oh, yeah, of course, I had nothing to do with it.
00:30:31That can jack itself up and down.
00:30:32Yeah, sure, we all know Hank can't drive.
00:30:34He can go over 100 miles an hour on four cylinders.
00:30:35Oh, yeah, all Hank can do is crash.
00:30:36Well, he's an amazing little car.
00:30:38Here's a little bit of information you might want to absorb.
00:30:40When something good comes your way, you should try to appreciate it, okay?
00:30:45This is still about the car, or am I getting another dating tip?
00:30:48I don't know. Maybe both.
00:30:51Uh, uh, uh, uh, look!
00:30:54Hold that.
00:30:59Move, please.
00:31:01Rooney!
00:31:04No, no, you'll be criticized if I can't explore it.
00:31:07Installations these days are supposed to be interactive.
00:31:09I'll deal with the critics. Just get out of there.
00:31:12Get out of...
00:31:14Get...
00:31:15Get...
00:31:20You know, I...
00:31:22Hank?
00:31:41All right, that's it.
00:31:42Whoa!
00:31:45Well, well, Cooper. Cooper, isn't it?
00:31:47Yeah, you know exactly who I am.
00:31:49What are you doing to my car, pal?
00:31:50Honestly?
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Well, I've been trying to see how it's been modified,
00:31:54because it couldn't have done what I've seen it do,
00:31:56especially given it's driver.
00:31:57Oh, really?
00:31:58Yeah, really.
00:31:59Okay, let's talk about driving you and me.
00:32:01Yeah, how about it, huh?
00:32:02Oh, I am terrified.
00:32:03Yeah, you should be, pal.
00:32:04Yeah, come on.
00:32:05Let's drive. I've got five speeds for you, pal.
00:32:07Yeah, right. Oh, I am quaking in my boots.
00:32:09Oh.
00:32:10Oh.
00:32:11Oh.
00:32:12Oh.
00:32:13Oh.
00:32:14Oh.
00:32:15Oh.
00:32:19Oh.
00:32:24You know what?
00:32:26You're out of here.
00:32:27Let's go.
00:32:28Fine, fine, fine.
00:32:29Fine, fine, fine.
00:32:31I've got what I need.
00:32:45Rupert, get to the airport.
00:32:47You must locate a German engineer by the name of Stumpfel.
00:32:49No, I don't know where.
00:32:51That's your job with your little high-tech gadgets.
00:32:53Just find them and bring them to me.
00:32:55Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:32:59What did I miss?
00:33:11I found him.
00:33:13Of course you did.
00:33:15But I specifically told you to go to Germany and get him.
00:33:19He doesn't live in Germany.
00:33:21He lives in Pomona.
00:33:23Pomona, but that's right here.
00:33:25And so I got him.
00:33:29Presenting Dr Gustav Stumpfel.
00:33:39Dr Stumpfel?
00:33:41Yeah.
00:33:43That's me.
00:33:47Of course it is.
00:33:49Of course it is.
00:33:51Please, please.
00:33:52Come in, come in.
00:33:53Sit down.
00:33:54We must talk.
00:33:55We must talk.
00:33:56I have so many questions for you.
00:33:57So very, very many.
00:33:59Well, it was much easier then.
00:34:02Over 50 years ago, I was employed by my government to develop what was to be the simplest of cars.
00:34:11Simple to drive.
00:34:12Even easier to maintain.
00:34:14A people's car, we came to call it.
00:34:18And so it was just the cutest little thing.
00:34:23But after the war, the American military heard about our work and they insisted I come over here to discuss it with them.
00:34:31So, I came.
00:34:34I didn't know.
00:34:36I was young.
00:34:38And they kept me for days.
00:34:41They were so insistent, so loud, so...
00:34:44American.
00:34:45Yeah, I know.
00:34:46Please carry on.
00:34:48Well, they wanted me to tell them all about the car we had made.
00:34:53We want you to tell us all about this car you've made.
00:34:57Oh, well...
00:34:58So, I told them about my work.
00:35:00And they revealed they wanted me to build them their own car.
00:35:04We want you to build us our own car.
00:35:07But they seem to have confused my people's car with some sort of fantastic car that was a people.
00:35:15They had this crazy thought that my car was somehow alive.
00:35:20And they wanted such a car for themselves.
00:35:23We want one for ourselves.
00:35:25I took them seriously.
00:35:27I didn't know.
00:35:28I was young.
00:35:29So, I worked.
00:35:31I attempted to fabricate a car that didn't exist, but that they thought I had already made.
00:35:38I stalled for years while I toiled.
00:35:41Until...
00:35:42I realized the design of the car did not matter.
00:35:46Only the metal that it was made from.
00:35:49So, I tried every alloy, every amalgam, every conceivable compound.
00:35:55Then, one day, an accident happened.
00:35:59My most prized possession.
00:36:05A photo of my beloved Elsa fell into the mix.
00:36:10Now, I realize this is not very scientific, but I believe that the powerful feelings I had for her
00:36:19were somehow transmogrified into the metal itself, making it possible to create a living car.
00:36:27In fact, I knew that he would be used for evil.
00:36:31So, I decided to hide him.
00:36:34Now, listen, you.
00:36:35We want this living car!
00:36:37I told them I had failed.
00:36:40Once they were convinced, I snuck the little car out and set him free.
00:36:46Later, I learned that he had found a good home with a man named Douglas.
00:36:51And that he had been racing to great success.
00:36:55So, that's the secret?
00:36:57Amazing.
00:36:58Doctor, how would you like the chance to create another?
00:37:10Another little car?
00:37:13Now, of course, but...
00:37:15But it would be impossible.
00:37:17I don't have the facilities, you see.
00:37:19Please, feel free to use mine.
00:37:21No, you don't understand.
00:37:23I would need the ability to forge steel,
00:37:26to fabricate sheet metal at will.
00:37:29I would need the manufacturing capability of a severe nature.
00:37:56Is severe enough for you, Doctor?
00:38:01I would need a fragment of the original metal from the little car himself.
00:38:17Well, I don't suppose this would do.
00:38:19It was original, it was a gift.
00:38:21But there's still one thing.
00:38:31Perhaps you would have something of your own to enhance the mixture.
00:38:36Er...
00:38:38A framed photo of someone you love.
00:38:43Someone I love.
00:38:45Yes, of course.
00:38:47Rupert, get now a photograph of that person that I love so much.
00:38:50Now, Rupert.
00:38:52Doctor, you'll have that and more.
00:38:56Now, can you build the car or not?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:01I think I can.
00:39:06Rupert, you didn't actually have to go and...
00:39:21Well, maybe we could sneak that into the mix somehow, eh, Rupert?
00:39:27In fact, perhaps we could sneak quite a bit into the mix.
00:39:33Rupert, wake up my engineers.
00:39:35They've got work to do.
00:39:37Those other fools think their little car so lovingly special way till they see mine.
00:39:43Rupert, where's the key?
00:40:01I don't know.
00:40:03It wasn't there last night after the show, either.
00:40:05Well, how'd you get home?
00:40:07Herbie drove.
00:40:11Look, I really wanted to see the little car do its tricks.
00:40:17Maybe I should come back later.
00:40:19Ah, Donny, forget about the little car.
00:40:21I'm not gonna be racing and I'm gonna be driving your cars.
00:40:24Drive?
00:40:25You said you were gonna drive anything.
00:40:28Well, Chuck told me that you're putting together a racing team
00:40:31and you need a driver, so I'm your guy.
00:40:35I've got plenty of drivers, son.
00:40:38What I need is a funny little joke car to entertain the line at the snack bar.
00:40:43You're just the mechanic.
00:40:49Oh.
00:40:51Well, then you can take your little snack bar and shove it.
00:40:59Donny.
00:41:08Hey, Hank.
00:41:09For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
00:41:12Yeah, well, it would have come out eventually.
00:41:16But how come nobody can get it straight that I am the reason this stupid little car does what it does?
00:41:22Hank, Herbie does what he does for you, not because of you.
00:41:26Okay?
00:41:27Oh, I see.
00:41:28So I'm just a bystander and the car is doing me favors.
00:41:31Well, let me ask you a question.
00:41:33If the car doesn't need a key, then how come it wouldn't start for little old me?
00:41:37Herbie didn't want to be a clown.
00:41:39I mean, he's got pride, too, you know.
00:41:42Oh, I like that.
00:41:44Now the car's got pride.
00:41:48Well, you know what?
00:41:50So do I.
00:41:52And I am out of here.
00:41:54Out of here where, Hank?
00:41:55I don't know and I don't care.
00:41:58Anywhere there isn't some stupid little car taking credit for everything I do.
00:42:14He doesn't mean what he says.
00:42:18I know, I know, but he'll be back.
00:42:21In the meantime, you're just going to have to be the bigger man here, Herb.
00:42:28Yeah, well, I think you'll find all men are that way.
00:42:30It's not just me.
00:42:34We have a serious problem.
00:42:37What's happened?
00:42:38Something got into the mix.
00:42:40Something wrong.
00:42:41So, did you build it?
00:42:42Yes, but something is horribly wrong.
00:42:45So you said.
00:42:46Now show it to me.
00:43:15We must destroy it.
00:43:16You'll do no such thing.
00:43:17He's beautiful.
00:43:18It's amazing.
00:43:19He certainly is.
00:43:20And now I'm beginning to think it would be best to eliminate the competition.
00:43:33Eliminate?
00:43:34Eliminate?
00:43:35I can do that.
00:43:36Good.
00:43:37Do you want to come along?
00:43:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:39I shouldn't be there.
00:43:40I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:43:41Uh, what about, uh, Dr. Stumpfell?
00:43:42No, no, no, no, no.
00:43:43I shouldn't be there.
00:43:44I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:43:45Uh, what about, uh, Dr. Stumpfell?
00:43:48Hasn't got a clue?
00:43:49A minute.
00:43:50I can do that.
00:43:51Bonacchio.
00:43:52Well, let's go here.
00:43:53I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:43:54I can do that.
00:43:55Good.
00:43:56Do you want to come along?
00:43:57No, no, no, no.
00:43:58I shouldn't be there.
00:43:59Better that I don't have any oil in my hands.
00:44:02Uh, what about, uh, Dr. Stumpfell?
00:44:06Isn't got a clue.
00:44:07Good.
00:44:08I couldn't get a clue.
00:44:10Cut him loose.
00:44:10Oh, listen.
00:44:15Lterminate.
00:44:16RANX.
00:44:17RANX.
00:44:17Do you want to take another couple?
00:44:18he's gone
00:44:28I told him you'd come back
00:44:32but I guess he couldn't wait
00:44:34Roddy
00:44:36how could somebody take him
00:44:39without a key
00:44:40nobody took him
00:44:43okay
00:44:45so
00:44:47what you're saying is that
00:44:50Herbie
00:44:51went out looking for me
00:44:54yeah that's exactly it
00:44:55I know
00:45:00you think I'm whacked out Hank
00:45:02but this is real
00:45:06think about it
00:45:08the wheelies
00:45:09the locked doors
00:45:11heck
00:45:11driving me home last night
00:45:14think about it
00:45:17Hank
00:45:17he's
00:45:21alive
00:45:22nobody would believe
00:45:29I made the car do
00:45:33what it did
00:45:34because
00:45:37he
00:45:39did it
00:45:40he is alive
00:45:53isn't he
00:45:54I've got to find him
00:46:04I've got to find him
00:46:04he's
00:46:09I'm
00:46:11I've got to find you
00:46:13and
00:46:14he's
00:46:15I'm
00:46:19he's
00:46:19I'm
00:46:20I'm
00:46:21I'm
00:46:21Oh, my God.
00:46:51Oh, my God.
00:47:21Oh, my God.
00:47:51Sorry, little car.
00:47:57It's the end of the room.
00:47:58Oh, my God.
00:48:28Herb?
00:48:32Herbie!
00:48:35Herbie!
00:48:36Herbie!
00:48:36Herbie?
00:48:50Herbie!
00:48:58Herbie!
00:49:00Herbie!
00:49:10Oh, Herbie.
00:49:11What did they do to you?
00:49:20What did I do to you?
00:49:21It'll be okay.
00:49:32It'll be okay.
00:49:35We'll fix you up.
00:49:36Hang in there, Herb.
00:49:43Hang on, buddy.
00:49:46Hang on, buddy.
00:49:46Oh, my God.
00:49:58ORGAN PLAYS
00:50:28ORGAN PLAYS
00:50:58ORGAN PLAYS
00:51:28I was a friend of Herbie's.
00:51:31I think we need to talk.
00:51:39You mind if I take a look?
00:51:42It's worse than you think.
00:51:45Well, don't worry. I've seen pretty bad.
00:51:48Oh, Herbie.
00:52:00Oh, my little car.
00:52:03I'm sorry, but if you used to own Herbie, then...
00:52:08He built the car 30 years ago.
00:52:12Well, nice job, because he's amazing.
00:52:17Well, it was.
00:52:25And we'll be again.
00:52:27That'll be a good trick.
00:52:29He's pretty far gone, Mr. Douglas.
00:52:31All we need is a computerized metalworks factory
00:52:34with total parts replication facilities.
00:52:37Yeah, well, that's fine, but all we have is Chucks.
00:52:40Sorry, Chuck.
00:52:42But what are we even talking about?
00:52:47We're going to rebuild him.
00:52:58I've got a parts house that delivers.
00:53:00No, unless we make the new car entirely from the old, it won't be Herbie.
00:53:07Oh, yeah.
00:53:08Any non-original parts will cause him to lose his vital essence.
00:53:15So what are you saying?
00:53:16That we have to reshape these actual parts?
00:53:20That's right.
00:53:26We know a place that makes cars from scratch.
00:53:28I mean, they're stupid cars, but the shop has every kind of metalworking rig there is.
00:53:32That would help, right?
00:53:33Of course.
00:53:35But Hank, he hates your guts.
00:53:39Yeah, I know that, but I've got to try something.
00:53:42Well, now, doing work that fast costs mucho, bud, especially for guys who make me mad.
00:53:51Serious mucho.
00:53:52Get it?
00:53:52I get it.
00:53:53Look, I got some money.
00:53:55That's your racing money.
00:53:56You're going to buy...
00:53:56I know what I was going to do, Roddy.
00:53:59So, are you in?
00:54:04If you're paying, I'm playing.
00:54:06Okay, I'll load up the pieces.
00:54:08You can start right away.
00:54:11Hey, look, I'm sorry about your cars, too.
00:54:13Maybe tomorrow.
00:54:14No charge.
00:54:15We're doing something important in here.
00:54:19Well, at least I think it's important.
00:54:21There you go.
00:54:45So, what was he like when you knew him?
00:54:51Oh, he was...
00:54:54He was everything we'd like ourselves to be.
00:54:58Loyal, giving, pure.
00:55:02Well, I wish I had that figured out before this happened.
00:55:06He'd understand.
00:55:08That's probably what he's best at, understanding.
00:55:11That and soaking up the personality of his owner, then giving it back to him.
00:55:17I'm not exactly following him.
00:55:22Well, he becomes like his owner, and then helps them get what they need.
00:55:28So, it wasn't Herbie that whipped out to that secluded spot and locked the doors and all that.
00:55:34It was you, trying to get me alone.
00:55:37Me?
00:55:37Well, no, it was the car.
00:55:41Herbie did that to me, too.
00:55:44So, I met my wife.
00:55:51Just give me a wrench, will you?
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:52Hey, you didn't eat your fish, witch.
00:56:04Yeah, well, I'll get to it later.
00:56:06Special delivery.
00:56:08Oh, hey, great.
00:56:08Just put it in place.
00:56:15Looks like you're making some progress.
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:18I'll get your money now.
00:56:19Yeah, well.
00:56:22Why don't you get it to me later?
00:56:27Are you serious?
00:56:30I never joke about money, bud.
00:56:33Yeah, I'll get that.
00:56:40So, what's on tomorrow?
00:56:45He's still at it.
00:56:48Won't stop.
00:56:52Hank, is there anything we can do?
00:57:05Nope.
00:57:08Oh, my boy.
00:57:11You mustn't give up.
00:57:13Oh, I'm not giving up.
00:57:15I'm finished.
00:57:22I think you all know Herbie.
00:57:29Herbie?
00:57:31So?
00:57:32Is he the same car?
00:57:34Well, I don't know.
00:57:36Um, the stupid part is
00:57:39we don't even have a key to find out.
00:57:43I, uh, always kept a spare.
00:57:47Just for luck.
00:57:50Oh, no, thank you.
00:57:55Please.
00:57:58The honor is yours.
00:58:00The honor is yours.
00:58:16The honor is yours.
00:58:16But, is it him?
00:58:46Irby?
00:58:52Good boy.
00:59:10Does he need some kind of service?
00:59:17Get a mechanic in here, Rupert.
00:59:19He's tired of being cooped up in here.
00:59:21He needs some exercise.
00:59:22Of course, of course, a machine of this calibre needs to be run and run hard.
00:59:26Get my driving gloves.
00:59:28Now!
00:59:29Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:59:32Take it easy there, my little friend.
00:59:34Take it easy.
00:59:36Yeah.
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38Well, pal, I think you're in the hands of some real fine people here.
00:59:53And yes, yes, they do look good together.
01:00:03It's been great, Irby.
01:00:06I'll see you around.
01:00:08Jim?
01:00:09Uh, what are you doing?
01:00:13It's time for me to go.
01:00:15But what if we need your help?
01:00:17If you have any other questions, ask Irby.
01:00:20He'll know.
01:00:23It's time for me to go.
01:00:27So you think it's true?
01:00:29What?
01:00:30That Irby has all the answers?
01:00:32No.
01:00:33That he's trying to bring us back together.
01:00:36Oh.
01:00:37Because I've...
01:00:38That's crazy.
01:00:39You bet it is.
01:00:40Yeah.
01:00:41Oh, whoa.
01:00:42Well, I'm just gonna get some more coffee.
01:00:44Yeah, I gotta clean up around here, too.
01:00:46I...
01:00:53Well, if you are gunning for us, pal, you got your work cut out for you.
01:01:00Me!
01:01:06Slow down a bit!
01:01:10Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:01:12Just where exactly are we...
01:01:19Going.
01:01:23Yes.
01:01:24Yes, I see.
01:01:25I see.
01:01:26Settle down.
01:01:27Settle down.
01:01:28Look.
01:01:29Look.
01:01:30I won't love any more of this.
01:01:32Stupid.
01:01:36I'll be right back.
01:01:38I'm gonna settle this once and for all.
01:01:43Hey, Doc.
01:01:44When was the first time you knew he was special?
01:01:49Oh, from the very beginning.
01:01:52He spoke to me.
01:01:54Hey.
01:01:55He spoke to me, too, Doc.
01:01:56Me?
01:01:57Me?
01:01:58Me?
01:01:59Me?
01:02:06Doc?
01:02:09Doc, where are you going?
01:02:10I must learn the blueprints.
01:02:12The...
01:02:13The blueprints to what?
01:02:14To the little car.
01:02:15I did...
01:02:16I did something horrible.
01:02:18I must make amends.
01:02:19No.
01:02:20There cannot be another one.
01:02:22Another Herbie?
01:02:23No.
01:02:24That's impossible, Dave.
01:02:25Not only is it possible,
01:02:26it has already happened.
01:02:31Knock, knock.
01:02:32Knock.
01:02:41So...
01:02:43This is the home of the nice people's car.
01:02:48What a perfectly ridiculous dump.
01:02:52I've come to offer you a chance to redeem yourself, Cooper.
01:02:55Redeem myself how?
01:02:56By racing again against my little car.
01:03:03Your little car?
01:03:06And that's why I'm proposing the following stakes for our little race.
01:03:11The winner takes home both cars.
01:03:14To do with what he wants.
01:03:15Now then.
01:03:17Shall we say tomorrow, little cars at dawn?
01:03:28You make it sound like a duel.
01:03:33That's exactly what it is.
01:03:36And may the best car win.
01:03:45No.
01:03:46No.
01:03:56Okay.
01:03:57Where is this jerk?
01:03:58Maybe he had second thoughts.
01:04:04I don't think so.
01:04:06I don't think so.
01:04:27Good morning!
01:04:29Ready to lose?
01:04:31I see these two know each other.
01:04:36It's all right, Herbie. It's okay, easy. We're here.
01:04:42Where did he get that car?
01:04:44That's what the doctor meant.
01:04:46He said there was another Herbie.
01:04:48Do you mind?
01:04:50It's not another Herbie. His name's Horace.
01:04:53And he's a vast improvement on your car.
01:04:56Just curb your violence. That's not what this is about.
01:05:00Yet.
01:05:02Now, the finish line is 20 miles through that pass I've arranged for the private use of this road,
01:05:07so you will see neither other cars nor radar-wielding authority figures.
01:05:11You need only worry about me.
01:05:13There's no rules, of course, other than the loser loses his vehicle.
01:05:18And I am so looking forward to owning you, Herbie.
01:05:28Horace is gonna have such fun with him.
01:05:30Are we gonna race here or what?
01:05:32Oh, yeah, we're gonna race all right.
01:05:35Ugh, this is such a guy thing.
01:05:37Doesn't somebody need to wave a flag or do a countdown or something?
01:05:46I didn't actually mean me.
01:05:48See you at the finish line, Cooper?
01:05:50Don't be too long.
01:05:52Rupert!
01:05:53Let's get this over with.
01:05:55Okay, gang.
01:05:58Saddle up.
01:06:00Okay, boys.
01:06:01Very simply, we're up against more horsepower, faster aerodynamics, and one really nasty Scotsman.
01:06:08We could get our tails kicked.
01:06:10Well, then maybe this isn't the best time to bring up the fact that I haven't exactly raced in a while.
01:06:14Oh, come on, guys. We'll do fine.
01:06:19Okay, Horace, this is what you've been built for.
01:06:22Don't let me down.
01:06:25Oh.
01:06:26Oh.
01:06:28Oh.
01:06:30Oh!
01:06:32No!
01:06:36Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:38Oh, oh.
01:06:44Oh, oh.
01:06:45O Dead .
01:06:47Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:50Oh, oh, oh.
01:06:52Oh, oh oh, oh.
01:06:54On three, one, two, three, go, Herbie, go, go.
01:07:24They're all gonna die.
01:07:38Come on.
01:07:41Come on, baby.
01:07:54You see, Ripper?
01:08:10This is gonna be all too easy.
01:08:25Please.
01:08:40Boy, that car can really move.
01:08:45Yeah, well, he's being driven well.
01:08:47Herbie's just holding back a bit.
01:08:49Any time now, he's gonna strike.
01:08:51Yeah, well, any time would be just fine, Herbie.
01:08:53Oh, it just gets to be so tiring all the time.
01:09:05Women always throwing themselves at me.
01:09:09And again, who can blame them?
01:09:11Well, you got all that money.
01:09:14Charm and wit.
01:09:18You have a lot of really nice clothes.
01:09:21Now that's more like it.
01:09:26Rupert, perhaps you underestimated them.
01:09:28If you will, hang on.
01:09:40Okay, I'll give you a wash, a wax, and one of those little air freshness.
01:09:46Deal?
01:09:47They're gaining on us.
01:10:05We're already riding.
01:10:09You're riding.
01:10:10You're riding.
01:10:15I got him.
01:10:17I got him.
01:10:18I got him.
01:10:19Back over.
01:10:23How dare you block me, Cooper?
01:10:28Excellent move, my friend.
01:10:41You ready for this?
01:10:53Oh, he wants to trade paint, does he?
01:10:59Damn, they're passing us.
01:11:03Rupert, I believe it's time to reveal the first modification.
01:11:13Hey!
01:11:14What is it, Roddy?
01:11:15Hey!
01:11:16What?
01:11:17What?
01:11:18Hey!
01:11:19Hey!
01:11:20What is it, Roddy?
01:11:21Hey!
01:11:22Why?
01:11:23Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
01:11:30Hey!
01:11:31Hey!
01:11:32Hey!
01:11:33Hey!
01:11:34Hey!
01:11:35Hey!
01:11:36Hey!
01:11:37Hey!
01:11:38Hey!
01:11:39It's gonna kill her and do something.
01:11:54I'm trying, I'm trying.
01:11:56It's going to hit him.
01:11:57Hey!
01:11:58It's gonna kill her and do something.
01:11:59I'm trying, I'm trying.
01:12:00Hey!
01:12:01back off!
01:12:02Back off!
01:12:07This is where we say ciao.
01:12:08This is where we say ciao.
01:12:30Now that's racing.
01:12:38Herbie, are you okay?
01:12:43Oh, man.
01:12:46Hank, Hank, what are we going to do?
01:12:48We can probably fix it, Hank.
01:12:50It's not your fault he did this.
01:12:53And we can get back in.
01:12:54Yeah.
01:12:55Probably.
01:12:59Well, that's that. We've done it.
01:13:02Great. What do we do now?
01:13:04We celebrate.
01:13:05Well, guess who packed your favorite sparkling cider?
01:13:10I did.
01:13:13Look, Hank, if you're not going to do anything about this, we will.
01:13:18Forget it. The spare is flat, too.
01:13:21It's the one thing I didn't have time to fix.
01:13:24So that's it? We're just done?
01:13:27Look, even if the spare was good, I'm just not sure if we should go on.
01:13:33Oh, great.
01:13:36So this is where I give the big Susie cheerleader speech.
01:13:39Be the rah-rah adoring female, huh?
01:13:42Oh, no, Hank. You have to go on.
01:13:44I believe in you, Hank. You can do it, Hank.
01:13:47Is that what's supposed to happen now?
01:13:49Well, forget it.
01:13:51All I can say is I can't believe after what we've been through.
01:13:53You're just going to quit.
01:13:55What?
01:13:55What?
01:13:58You just said you thought we shouldn't go on.
01:14:02Well, it's not for me. I'm talking about Herbie.
01:14:06I mean, the guy's a friend of mine now, and they almost killed him out there.
01:14:09And, doggone it, Alex, I'm not going to let that happen again, okay?
01:14:12Okay. So what are we going to do now?
01:14:16I have no idea.
01:14:20So I think I'll just follow Jim's advice.
01:14:23Well, ask Herbie.
01:14:24All right, pal, what do you say?
01:14:32In or out?
01:14:36I'd say we're in.
01:14:37Yeah, but the spare's still flat.
01:14:40Yeah.
01:14:46But it's a good thing you're an artist.
01:14:51Roddy, you got talent.
01:14:52Think it'll hold?
01:14:54I don't know, but it's our only shot.
01:14:56That is, of course, if we're even still in the race.
01:15:00Oh, we're still in it, all right.
01:15:03Then let's hit the road.
01:15:08So the old Hank's back, huh?
01:15:10Not the old quitting Hank, but the older Hank.
01:15:12The Hank that never gave up.
01:15:14Yeah, I guess he is.
01:15:16Good, because he's the one I liked.
01:15:18You are a very confusing woman, you know that?
01:15:21I try.
01:15:22That's a great little Susie cheerleader speech, by the way.
01:15:28Oh, sure.
01:15:29What, is this a staring contest?
01:15:31Let's go!
01:15:31Let's go!
01:15:31Think we can catch him?
01:15:46Oh, we'll catch him, no problem.
01:15:49I'm just worried about what happens when we do.
01:15:50There he is.
01:16:11Don't get him, Herb.
01:16:13Anyway, another toast to me.
01:16:18Simon?
01:16:21Oh, very well.
01:16:23If they refuse to lose gracefully, they can die like slugs.
01:16:26Rupert, strap yourself in.
01:16:28Time for modification number two.
01:16:30He's letting us catch him.
01:16:37Why?
01:16:41Maybe because of that.
01:16:46What the...
01:16:47Grenades!
01:16:49You, Miss, shut up!
01:17:06You did, Miss.
01:17:07Shut up!
01:17:08He's not trying to beat us.
01:17:09He's trying to kill us.
01:17:10Of course.
01:17:12Don't you get it?
01:17:13He has to get rid of Herbie.
01:17:14This isn't just a road race to him.
01:17:16It's a duel between good and evil, love and hate.
01:17:19And as long as love is around, hate can never rule.
01:17:22But if hate were to win,
01:17:27we have to beat him.
01:17:28That's all.
01:17:29Oh, sure.
01:17:30Nothing like a little pressure.
01:17:32Hang on!
01:17:40You're driving like a champ, Hank.
01:17:52You really are.
01:17:54Hey, you might actually win one.
01:17:55Of course, if you don't want to ruin your record,
01:17:56you could just pull over to the side here.
01:17:59Not quite yet.
01:18:04Uh, he's...
01:18:05He's out of grenades, right?
01:18:07Yeah, well, how should I know?
01:18:09Ah.
01:18:10You got a slingshot past him?
01:18:20Nope.
01:18:21Something a little bit bolder.
01:18:25Rupert,
01:18:26prepare for modification number three.
01:18:30Number three?
01:18:31Number three?
01:18:40You can run, but you can't hide.
01:18:45Simon, I don't think they're...
01:18:47Lock onto them, Rupert.
01:18:50Lock onto them.
01:18:59What's he doing?
01:19:01I don't know, but I'll bet you we're not going to like it.
01:19:03Rupert!
01:19:04Fire!
01:19:15What is he up to?
01:19:17Fast!
01:19:20Ah!
01:19:22Ah!
01:19:23Ah!
01:19:23Ah!
01:19:23Ah!
01:19:24Ah!
01:19:24Ah!
01:19:25Ah!
01:19:25Ah!
01:19:25Ah!
01:19:26Ah!
01:19:27Ah!
01:19:27Ah!
01:19:28Ah!
01:19:29Ah!
01:19:29Hold together, pal, if you can.
01:19:45Ah!
01:19:54Ha-ha-ha!
01:19:55Yes! Ha-ha-ha!
01:20:12And that, as they say, is that.
01:20:19This is about to get interesting.
01:20:25Oh, guys!
01:20:39Oh, uh, pick a side, Alex.
01:20:47Well, how American of them.
01:20:50They've become a drive-through.
01:20:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:20:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:20:52Oh, my God.
01:21:22Is that? I think it's the finish line.
01:21:25Yes, of course it is. But who are all those people?
01:21:31Hey, Simon!
01:21:33You said you wanted to be in my magazine.
01:21:40I'm thinking now you'd make a great cover.
01:21:47Really? It'll be a huge photo of just you.
01:21:50No. Unfortunately, it'll be us a loser.
01:21:56You Yanks never give up.
01:22:00No, we don't.
01:22:01No, we don't.
01:22:06No, we don't.
01:22:07No, we don't.
01:22:08No!
01:22:10Let's go.
01:22:40Well, it looks like we've got a little more welding to do.
01:22:53Hey, you almost won!
01:22:54Ah, Harvey won. That's all that matters.
01:22:56Hey, there he is!
01:22:57Good work, brother.
01:22:59That was great.
01:23:00You did it!
01:23:01He's a sailboat!
01:23:10You know, second place, it's not that bad.
01:23:19I hate that car.
01:23:22Yeah, yeah, Horace, I know you have, too!
01:23:29I know you have!
01:23:31I know you have!
01:23:34Whoa, whoa!
01:23:35Hey, look out!
01:23:36Look out!
01:23:37Oh, whoa, whoa!
01:23:40They're doing all they need.
01:23:41I know you have.
01:23:42So you're going to stop again.
01:23:44We're going to have to stop.
01:23:45Come on, let's go!
01:23:46It's hard to stop again!
01:23:47Wait, no!
01:23:48Get off!
01:24:07Oh, my God.
01:24:37Oh, my God.
01:24:42Simon?
01:24:44I shall see.
01:24:50What are you all looking at?
01:25:01Who's the owner of that vehicle?
01:25:03The dead one?
01:25:04I am.
01:25:05What of it?
01:25:06Illegal detonation of explosives.
01:25:08Driving an unregistered devil car.
01:25:10Illegal dumping of said devil car.
01:25:12Excuse me.
01:25:13But I don't think you know who you're talking to.
01:25:16Shut up.
01:25:17What are you saying?
01:25:19What I'm saying is you're going to the big house.
01:25:21And I believe you've got a cellmate.
01:25:25Come on.
01:25:26I'll get you, Cooper.
01:25:30And your little bug, too.
01:25:33Hey, Alex.
01:25:34I'll give you a call.
01:25:36You're only allowed one.
01:25:40Okay.
01:25:41New tires, new seats, new paint.
01:25:43But that's my final offer.
01:25:44Now, if the groom will place the ring on the bride's finger.
01:25:49All right.
01:25:51Now, you're a man and wife.
01:25:52You may kiss the bride.
01:25:55Great.
01:25:56Great.
01:25:56You got it?
01:25:57Okay.
01:25:57Next setup.
01:25:58So, that's the cover, huh?
01:25:59Yeah.
01:25:59Very nice.
01:26:00Oh, it's going to be real sweet.
01:26:01Okay, Pepe, let's set up for the historical shot.
01:26:08Congratulations, Doc.
01:26:09You look better than happy.
01:26:11You got room for me in there?
01:26:12Yeah.
01:26:14Well, well.
01:26:15The man in the car's life.
01:26:16Come on, Hank.
01:26:20Okay, everybody.
01:26:21Say Herbie.
01:26:22Herbie!
01:26:24Great.
01:26:25Thanks.
01:26:26Pepe, you were fantastic, as always.
01:26:28Okay, bride and groom, that's a wrap.
01:26:30Thanks.
01:26:31You know, Alex, I'll bet you'd look pretty good in one of those.
01:26:36You would.
01:26:37What do I do with this?
01:26:39Uh, toss it.
01:26:47Hey, Herb, looks like I'm next.
01:26:50I got a shop to run.
01:26:51Are we done with this already?
01:26:52Oh, yes, we're done.
01:26:54I just have one little question.
01:26:56Where are we going tonight?
01:26:57Uh, well, I don't know.
01:26:59Um, Herbie hasn't told me yet.
01:27:01Hey, Alex.
01:27:02What are you going to call this article?
01:27:05I don't know.
01:27:06I was thinking about...
01:27:08The love bug.
01:27:10Oh.
01:27:13The love bug.
01:27:14The love bug.
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