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A movie from Denmark directed by the same author of Terkel in Trouble. Originally named Ternet Ninja in original Danish
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00:00:00To be continued...
00:00:30I don't know.
00:00:59Hello, it's me. How far along are we?
00:01:05We're almost there.
00:01:06Really? Very good. And the doll has it been disposed of?
00:01:12Sure. You don't need to worry about that no more.
00:01:17Excellent. And what about their key witness?
00:01:27What the?
00:01:28Don't worry.
00:01:29They don't have a key witness no more either.
00:01:35That's what I like to hear.
00:01:37And you have the list?
00:01:40I have it here. All the names and addresses. No loose ends.
00:01:45You're halfway to freedom, Epamint.
00:01:48Perfect.
00:01:48Perfect. I'd like to see someone try and stop me now.
00:01:52Oh, I don't know.
00:02:01I don't know.
00:02:03I don't know.
00:02:03Vigilant eyes, bated breath, I'm on my toes
00:02:06Veins pump ice water, nerves jump on the clothes
00:02:08When the full moon's shining, across the city rooftops
00:02:11I'm in the hooded up, I binge up and shoot up
00:02:13It's the perfect time to haul ass
00:02:15Get clever with whatever, there's the plateaus to pass
00:02:18No stops, time to move up for class
00:02:20Foot in the gas, here's another hit smash
00:02:22No snoozing on the success, can't wait a turn
00:02:25Respect is earned, never paid, gotta stand firm
00:02:27Temperature's rising, you gotta learn
00:02:30If you stick your ass out, it's bound to get burned
00:02:32The comatose boss was Z in the bear chair
00:02:35Shielded by a hero with superpowers and cape head
00:02:37War on the pathways, the tunnels got traps
00:02:39Lurking around the bushes, beating bullies with bats
00:02:41The Batmobile is at the door, just hopping
00:02:44Swerving and observing in my hood like Robin
00:02:46You say you don't understand why it's part of my plan
00:02:49But man, if I don't do it, who the hell can?
00:02:52Strike while the iron's on top, can't let shit slide
00:02:55Pick it up while it's hot, can't go easy when this shit hits the fan
00:02:58It's on you to get it, get it while you can
00:03:01Be assertive, no rules apply
00:03:03Go way beyond what's beyond the moon and sky
00:03:06Full speed, no mistakes allowed
00:03:08When there's a crowd of fire, you move the crowd
00:03:10Good morning
00:03:33Good morning, little man
00:03:35Would you like some breakfast?
00:03:37Yes, please
00:03:39There
00:03:39So is breakfast underneath the cement?
00:03:41Oh, you
00:03:42Hello
00:03:44Hello, darling
00:03:45How did it go?
00:03:48It went great
00:03:49Sean
00:03:50I'm playing
00:03:50Oh, Sean's playing with his
00:03:52Come down here, sweetie
00:03:54I got good news
00:03:55I'm coming
00:03:56Good morning, Alex
00:03:59Good morning, John
00:04:01Oh, John, I thought we agreed
00:04:03Oh, honey, it's the summer break
00:04:05Oh, pastries
00:04:05Good morning, Sean
00:04:07I'm having three, okay?
00:04:08Go nuts, son
00:04:09Oh, but share with Alex
00:04:10Are they at least from the vegan bakery?
00:04:12No, didn't that place go under?
00:04:15How come you got paint on your hands?
00:04:17All right, listen up, people
00:04:19You know I've been working on my digestion app
00:04:22And I've hit some snags along the way
00:04:25But it's definitely been worth my time and effort
00:04:27Are you saying that you've sold it, darling?
00:04:29Not only that
00:04:30Nordic Fitness bought the rights
00:04:32And hired me as master coach
00:04:35And chief developer
00:04:36For their entire nutrition department
00:04:38Incredible
00:04:39John is the boss
00:04:41All right
00:04:42Yeah
00:04:42Well done
00:04:43Yeah, pretty damn nice, Dad
00:04:45Hey, Sean, what's your language?
00:04:47And wait
00:04:47That's not all
00:04:50Voila
00:04:50A 150,000 advance, no less
00:04:54Holy crap, John
00:04:56Yeah, how crazy is that?
00:05:01I have decided
00:05:02To celebrate
00:05:04By taking you all on a trip
00:05:06We're going on a trip
00:05:07That's amazing, John
00:05:09Awesome
00:05:10Where are we going?
00:05:12Well, I thought we should vote on it
00:05:14I've made the suggestion box
00:05:16And the idea is
00:05:18You write down your suggestion on a note
00:05:20And put it in
00:05:21Oh, and then you put it in the box
00:05:22Suggestion box
00:05:23Hey, could we all go to Spain?
00:05:25Sean, let's think about it
00:05:27And use the suggestion box
00:05:28I'd like to remind you
00:05:30That there are many interesting places in Germany
00:05:32And Spain
00:05:32Frankfurt, for example
00:05:34You have to use the box, darling?
00:05:35The suggestion box
00:05:37I know
00:05:37I was just trying to say
00:05:39You are amazing, honey
00:05:41I can't believe it
00:05:43A holiday
00:05:43I know, right?
00:05:45Yes!
00:05:46Woohoo!
00:05:47Cool
00:05:47Hi, this is Jessica
00:05:52Hi, Jessica
00:05:53Voicemail
00:05:54I'm doing something super important
00:05:56So leave a message
00:05:58Hi, it's Alex
00:05:59I was wondering if you got my texts
00:06:01We haven't talked in a while
00:06:04And I miss you like crazy
00:06:05Mwah, mwah
00:06:07Stop it!
00:06:08Where are you going to vote for, Alexa?
00:06:10Frankfurt
00:06:11Oh, you've got to be kidding me
00:06:12You can't discuss what you're voting for
00:06:14Alex, can you vote for Spain?
00:06:17Why?
00:06:18Because that's where they make the Spanish doughnuts
00:06:21That's just what we call them here, Sean
00:06:23Yeah, and they're called churros all over the world
00:06:25It means fried dough in Spanish
00:06:27Okay
00:06:28I googled it
00:06:30Why do you need to go to Spain to eat them when you can get them here?
00:06:34Duh, because we can't go on a trip here
00:06:36Come on, Alex
00:06:37Spain, Spain, Spain
00:06:39Why me?
00:06:39Spain, Spain, Spain
00:06:41Okay, if I vote for Spain, will you leave my room?
00:06:44Yes!
00:06:45That's awesome!
00:06:47Two for all!
00:06:48Mm-hmm
00:06:48Or each to their own
00:06:51Ha!
00:06:52Ha!
00:06:53Ha!
00:06:57I stare at the ceiling, fam
00:07:02And I don't understand
00:07:05Won't you even tell me we're okay
00:07:09How ice cold can your heart be?
00:07:14I check my phone and I'll leave
00:07:16The same thing lighting up on my display
00:07:20These three dots
00:07:23Stare at me for three eternities
00:07:27These three dots
00:07:29Keep growing all in my head
00:07:31These three dots
00:07:34Not a word
00:07:36But still
00:07:37My feelings freeze
00:07:38These three dots
00:07:40Say way more
00:07:41Than you ever said
00:07:42Parkour!
00:07:50La parkour!
00:07:51Street movement!
00:07:53Invented by newspaper boys
00:07:55In Jamaica
00:07:55As a defense against snow!
00:07:59Relax
00:08:00She'll text
00:08:02Aren't you dating?
00:08:03I don't know what we are
00:08:04You were kissing at the school party
00:08:06Yeah, but we haven't spoken in a week
00:08:09I've texted her several times
00:08:10She never replies
00:08:12Well, why don't you just go see her?
00:08:14I can't just show up
00:08:1587.5% of women actually prefer being in a relationship
00:08:18With a more proactive partner
00:08:20Just go see her on your way home, Alex
00:08:23Girls just love spontaneity and romance
00:08:25And aftershave
00:08:26Alex!
00:08:28Concentration!
00:08:29You gonna nail that jump?
00:08:30Uh, yeah
00:08:31Well, uh, not yet
00:08:33Then this is not the time to be chitchattin'
00:08:35Get to it!
00:08:36Come on, Alex
00:08:37You got it this time
00:08:38Let's go!
00:08:40You can do it, Alex
00:08:42Come on, Sergeant!
00:08:47Damn
00:08:47Alex, where's your confidence?
00:08:50Man up!
00:08:51Obstacles aren't real
00:08:53They only exist in your head
00:08:55Time to freestyle
00:09:00Get to it
00:09:01Uh, hey, Jess
00:09:09Uh, what's up, Jessica?
00:09:11Oh, I just thought I'd stop by
00:09:13On my way home for my workout
00:09:14I work out
00:09:16Did you know that?
00:09:17Are you kidding me?
00:09:18Hello, Alex
00:09:25Hi
00:09:26I was just making some split peas
00:09:27Wanna come in?
00:09:28Uh, is Jessica home?
00:09:30Yes
00:09:30And I think it's safe to say
00:09:32That she's been missing you
00:09:33She really?
00:09:34Well, she has been doing her makeup
00:09:36For nearly an hour
00:09:37Oh
00:09:38Jessica!
00:09:39It's your knight in shining armor
00:09:40Coming!
00:09:41You want a little taste?
00:09:43Oh
00:09:43Split peas are the best
00:09:44They're really good
00:09:46No, thank you
00:09:47Hmm, need some passion
00:09:49Hello!
00:09:50Alex
00:09:51What are you doing here?
00:09:53Hi
00:09:53Uh, well
00:09:54I was just
00:09:55Ooh, Jessica has a visitor
00:09:56Whip woo
00:09:57Hey, bad boy
00:09:58Oh, okay
00:09:59Oh, it's just Alex
00:10:00Whatever, false alarm
00:10:01Hey, girly
00:10:02Hi, Tina
00:10:04I'm Gina
00:10:05That's Tina
00:10:06No, silly
00:10:06She's right
00:10:07Oh, sorry
00:10:08It is me
00:10:09Hang on
00:10:10Are we early?
00:10:11Yeah, so sorry
00:10:11Are we early?
00:10:12He's not coming, is he?
00:10:13We said no kids, did we?
00:10:16High five!
00:10:16Just go on up
00:10:18I'll be right there
00:10:19Oh, well
00:10:19If you'd like us to leave
00:10:21Oh, wow
00:10:22She just left a price tag on us
00:10:23Like 50% all
00:10:24Hashtag free cycle
00:10:25Hashtag second hand
00:10:26Hashtag next step goes
00:10:28Alex
00:10:29It's sweet of you to stop by
00:10:31But it's not good timing
00:10:32I'm going to a party
00:10:34Okay
00:10:34Well, could I come along?
00:10:36Well, yeah
00:10:37But it's with some people from high school
00:10:39So
00:10:40Really?
00:10:41That's not to say you're childish or anything
00:10:43Is that Marco?
00:10:45OMG
00:10:45Let's hurry up and answer it
00:10:47Let's wait for Jessica
00:10:48Oh, my, so God
00:10:49He's such a bad boy
00:10:50Oh, my, so God
00:10:51He's such a bad boy
00:10:52Alex, I'll see you soon
00:10:55Okay?
00:10:55Sure
00:10:56Bad boy
00:10:59Hello
00:11:10Hey, Maestro
00:11:11Did you go see Jessica or what?
00:11:13No, I was, uh, I just got busy
00:11:15Oh, Odysseus?
00:11:17After all the stuff with Glenn
00:11:19Uh, wouldn't you say that I'm kind of a bad boy?
00:11:24All right
00:11:25What's so funny?
00:11:27You're just a completely different type
00:11:31You're like
00:11:31You're so
00:11:32Alex
00:11:34But what about Glenn?
00:11:35And the fight?
00:11:37Well, being a bad boy is more about how you talk to girls
00:11:40Like me, for example
00:11:41Okay
00:11:42Like with confidence, you know?
00:11:44Girls
00:11:44Love it when you take charge and just say
00:11:47Babe
00:11:48Babe?
00:11:48This is how it's gonna be
00:11:49You're so funny, Alex
00:11:51Bad boy
00:11:52Odysseus
00:11:54Hello
00:11:55Odysseus
00:11:56Huh?
00:12:19— Oh my God
00:12:20— Oh my God
00:12:23— Oh my God
00:12:24Ah!
00:12:40You're driving like a madman, human.
00:12:44You?
00:12:45Is it really you?
00:12:46Ow!
00:12:47Good to see you.
00:12:48But let's not get emotional.
00:12:49I've missed you so much.
00:12:51I thought you were dead.
00:12:53Well, I am.
00:12:54I've been dead for like 400 years.
00:12:56Yeah, but really dead.
00:12:58I guess you're never really dead.
00:13:00Pick me up.
00:13:02Something's not right, human.
00:13:04I can feel it.
00:13:05Oh, no.
00:13:05Maybe your leg's broken?
00:13:06No, dammit.
00:13:08I mean, something must be up with our mission since I'm suddenly here.
00:13:12So you didn't choose to come here?
00:13:13Don't be a wimp.
00:13:14An avenging spirit doesn't do social calls.
00:13:17We're bound to each other by a vow to take revenge on a cold-hearted child killer.
00:13:21I thought we took care of that.
00:13:22I thought so, too.
00:13:24We need to find out what happened.
00:13:26But first, the most important thing.
00:13:29Got any of those smoothies at home?
00:13:31So, I thought this wasn't a social call.
00:13:34No one's saying we can't enjoy ourselves a little first.
00:13:38Take it easy.
00:13:39Hedgehogs are allergic to milk.
00:13:41I don't care.
00:13:42I want a smoothie.
00:13:43So about the mission.
00:13:44Oh, right.
00:13:45Yeah.
00:13:49Toy tycoon accused of drug smuggling is released.
00:13:51Evidence vanished.
00:13:52There's more here.
00:13:54What?
00:13:55In that thing?
00:13:56Just a sec.
00:13:57Danish toy tycoon, Phillip Eppermint, who is in custody in Bangkok for manslaughter and
00:14:07drug smuggling, will now be released as all evidence against him has vanished.
00:14:11Say what now?
00:14:11The evidence in question involves a cuddly toy, which was used for smuggling the drugs and
00:14:15which has now disappeared from a guarded evidence room.
00:14:17I was not a cuddly toy.
00:14:19At the same time, the prosecution's star witness, former child factory manager Chan Bam Yu,
00:14:23has been found dead in his home in eastern Bangkok.
00:14:26That guy got what he deserved.
00:14:28He's a jerk.
00:14:29Additionally, a list of 10 kids who are supposed to have witnessed the crime has also disappeared.
00:14:35The public prosecutor will try to find the children, but at the moment has no legal
00:14:39right to detain Eppermint.
00:14:41However, his Danish lawyer, Jimmy Wanzagana, who's a resident of Thailand, is not happy.
00:14:46No, I'm not happy.
00:14:48The judge has chosen to confiscate Mr. Eppermint's passport, so he's not allowed to leave Thailand
00:14:53before the case is closed.
00:14:55My client is innocent and has suffered unnecessarily in prison, and yet the judge won't release
00:15:00him until Saturday the 16th.
00:15:02But that's next week.
00:15:04And a week is a long time in prison.
00:15:10We need to be there when he gets out.
00:15:12In Thailand?
00:15:13Uh, yeah.
00:15:14But I promised Sean we'd go to Spain.
00:15:16Well, you promised me Eppermint would go to prison.
00:15:18And he did.
00:15:19Yeah, and now he's getting out.
00:15:20You still owe me.
00:15:21Because you pushed Glenn into a puddle?
00:15:23Don't you think that's a steep interest rate?
00:15:26And even if we could get to Thailand, we don't have any evidence.
00:15:29Well, we need to find some of them.
00:15:31We can't just do that.
00:15:32Hello?
00:15:33We're ninjas.
00:15:34We just have to improvise.
00:15:39You said we.
00:15:40Uh, what?
00:15:41You said we are ninjas.
00:15:43Doesn't that make us kind of like bad boys?
00:15:47Well, okay.
00:15:48I am a ninja, so yeah.
00:15:50I guess I'm actually kind of a bad boy.
00:15:53But what am I then?
00:15:55Uh, you're a kid.
00:15:57Yeah, but if I go on the mission, aren't I a ninja too?
00:16:00You can't really become a ninja just like that.
00:16:03It's something you're born into.
00:16:05Ugh.
00:16:07But, of course, if you help with the mission, it's only fair that you, as an exception,
00:16:13are appointed apprentice ninja.
00:16:15Really?
00:16:16Sure thing.
00:16:17That's totally bad boy.
00:16:19Cool.
00:16:20Let's start by figuring out how we're going to get to Thailand.
00:16:22Huh?
00:16:23Okay.
00:16:24Sure.
00:16:25Alex?
00:16:26Uh, yeah?
00:16:27Oh, my little veterinarian.
00:16:28Listen, you're very sweet to take care of this little guy, but you need to keep him
00:16:32outside.
00:16:33John has had an allergic reaction to there being an animal in the house.
00:16:36Uh, he's allergic to hedgehogs?
00:16:38Uh, Sarita, do we have any air?
00:16:43He needs to stay in the shed, little man.
00:16:50You can't be serious.
00:16:53I can't stay in here.
00:16:55Ah.
00:16:56Not for long, anyway.
00:16:58Okay.
00:16:59We need to put you in a different body.
00:17:01We can't bring a hedgehog on the plane if we're going to Thailand.
00:17:03Which we are.
00:17:04Eddie, I just dumped all my cuddly toys.
00:17:06Hey, I'm not gonna be a cuddly toy.
00:17:07So what about something like this?
00:17:09Oh, yeah.
00:17:11How about something like that?
00:17:12It's like smooth.
00:17:13That's true.
00:17:14Are you insane?
00:17:15I refuse to be a chick.
00:17:16Hello?
00:17:17Those days are over.
00:17:19Girls are just as good as boys.
00:17:20Yeah.
00:17:21At sewing.
00:17:22And cooking.
00:17:23What?
00:17:24Sewing.
00:17:26So what?
00:17:31Hmm?
00:17:32Yep.
00:17:33Try gluten-free for your breakfast meal.
00:17:36You can't have your cake and eat it too.
00:17:39Mom?
00:17:40Ooh!
00:17:41The way to be is gluten-free.
00:17:44Hit it, Alex!
00:17:46Yeah!
00:17:47There's no allergy when you're gluten-free!
00:17:51Hello?
00:17:52Mom!
00:17:53Yes?
00:17:54Do you...
00:17:55Do you...
00:17:56Do you remember my checkered ninja?
00:17:57Yeah, the one you got from Uncle Stuart.
00:17:58Mm-hmm.
00:17:59What happened to that little guy?
00:18:00I lost it.
00:18:01Ooh.
00:18:02So I was wondering if you could make me another one?
00:18:05A ninja doll?
00:18:06Yeah.
00:18:07The same size as the old one.
00:18:08With button eyes.
00:18:09You remember what it looks like, Mom.
00:18:10Of course I do.
00:18:12I think I have some nice checkered fabric tucked away somewhere.
00:18:17No one flush.
00:18:19I just have to get the camera.
00:18:21It's for the app.
00:18:22Well, I wonder where we'll go on our trip, Alex.
00:18:25Well, actually, about that...
00:18:28Uh, don't forget.
00:18:29No discussing the trip, okay?
00:18:31You could easily influence each other.
00:18:33Hasta la vista.
00:18:34Donde esta la playa nudista.
00:18:35Ha-ha-ha!
00:18:36Olé!
00:18:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:18:38Mom?
00:18:39Hmm?
00:18:40I just saw this super cool YouTube video.
00:18:41Mm-hmm.
00:18:42It was called Thailand.
00:18:43A vegan paradise.
00:18:44Vegan?
00:18:45Well, yeah.
00:18:46Thailand is basically meat and dairy free.
00:18:47Really?
00:18:48Uh-huh.
00:18:49They're Buddhist.
00:18:50So they're really into spiritual enlightenment.
00:18:52I'm not sure.
00:18:53I'm not sure.
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00:18:56I'm not sure.
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00:18:59I'm not sure.
00:19:00I'm not sure.
00:19:01They're really into spiritual enlightenment.
00:19:03It might be fun to go some day.
00:19:05Yeah.
00:19:06We're not discussing the vote now, are we?
00:19:08Huh?
00:19:09No, of course not, honey.
00:19:11I don't really care where we go.
00:19:13As long as we're together.
00:19:14Hmm.
00:19:15I don't mind walking around Frankfurt for a week
00:19:17and eating lots of pork.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:24Thailand.
00:19:25A vegan paradise.
00:19:27Hmm.
00:19:31Serena.
00:19:32It's time.
00:19:33We're opening the suggestion box.
00:19:34Just a sec.
00:19:35I'm coming.
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00:20:29little man it's just super cute mmm Frankfurt mmm Espana oh Thailand well
00:20:48it's still tied and that means the last vote will decide it
00:20:54so Thailand that's exciting huh yeah I thought but Thailand is expensive are
00:21:11far away and isn't it the rainy season yeah but it's the best time to go to
00:21:16Thailand huh and the cheapest look at the price of this hotel I found it's just a
00:21:22suggestion but it's a great location so I've actually booked it just in case oh
00:21:27my little travel extra two-faced liar did you discuss the vote I'll go check on
00:21:40the allergen hi Jessica it's me I just want to let you know that I'm going on
00:21:46vacation soon but we'll hang out when I get back and that's final yeah babe or
00:21:54just call me when you get this message okay bye hey I got good news we're going to
00:22:02Thailand huh are you okay yeah I'm fine you drank too much smoothie you're
00:22:14burning up hearts racing we need to get you into your new body did you finish my
00:22:25an inch at all yes I hope you like it some of the tea it's perfect thanks mom oh hmm
00:22:33see in I have your body just put it down just here hurry get out
00:22:44oh my that's quite a big thunderstorm eh well do you like it yeah doesn't it look exactly like the
00:23:08other one I look like crap what the hell were you thinking with this this girly
00:23:15fabric it was the only checkered fabric my mom owns you don't have fabric like
00:23:19this just lying around and that's your I don't make it some Christmas decorations
00:23:23it's scratchy look feel it at least you're a hundred percent organic and you
00:23:28can move around freely no I can't there's no way I can show my face anywhere
00:23:32people will think I'm a girl a checkered chick ninja why does it matter what you
00:23:36look like it's what's on the inside that's important and what is inside I
00:23:40weigh as much as Sean is it rice split peas I think only the best or so I hear
00:23:45if my ass is huge then there's that noise and I don't even have a sword oh but you
00:23:52do have an apprentice because I made sure we're going to Thailand you did mm-hmm so
00:23:57let's try focus on the mission right oh okay you're right apprentice the mission
00:24:04comes first
00:24:07up away we go where the world is ending
00:24:12showing out in the new exciting place here you get to know yourself there's no
00:24:21pretending smile don't doubt it at a breakneck pace up away we go come the way
00:24:31you are pack the things you know it's time to raise the bar get your shame for weeks here we let it go this is a one way street
00:24:46well well well look at all this what do you think sweetie I think it's not spank
00:25:01it's on the bed by the window huh oh let's turn off the air con it's going
00:25:07straight to my situses oh hey there's a notepad and a shoehorn this is quite the
00:25:16hotel you found Alex yeah and such a good price too and what a little what's that
00:25:23giant building on the other side of the highway oh that's the great cassia prison why the hell did
00:25:29you choose to stay next to a prison this totally sucks they have a nice
00:25:33breakfast here I wouldn't be surprised if they had churros such a good price yeah
00:25:38it's cheaper to stay outside the city center yeah and of course it's a business
00:25:42hotel so as an entrepreneur you can file for a tax deduction oh my little tax
00:25:48accountant come on John this is our room connecting doors fancy
00:25:54well we're in Thailand already what time is it 11 45 everyone will be released at 2 p.m. good that
00:26:09gives us for two hours 15 minutes exactly we need to be there on time so we don't lose the
00:26:15trail uh what do we do afterwards why are you talking to your cuddly toy just just mind your own
00:26:21business hmm why is it so girly looking what are you talking about because of the hearts yeah that
00:26:31and also the way it's just so super girly looking you're such an idiot so what if it looks like a
00:26:36girl just keep it in your own bed it has good taste oh yeah super taste in women's clothing
00:26:44well what do you say squad who wants to go and paint Thailand red hello family welcome Bangkok
00:26:55you'll buy can we rent a scooter dad what no chance that's way too dangerous whoa a drone can I have
00:27:07this dad isn't that very expensive sweetie hmm this one please okay thank you thank you oh look John fish
00:27:23therapy why fish therapy you know what you should try it it's supposed to be really healthy oh let's do
00:27:29it John oh I don't my cheat okay bonjour we try fish okay mom I think you need 45 minutes for the full
00:27:37effect yes three-quarters of an hour what are we supposed to just wait I'm hungry go go go by the drone
00:27:45then Shauna it can be your vacation present vacation present it's a thing we usually do it's not that funny
00:27:52I'm sure you have some traditions it's a fish it tickles doesn't it tickle John
00:27:58uh well no actually mom can I walk around a bit on my own uh alone uh I don't know Serena Alex is
00:28:08growing up he needs to find himself just let him okay then bye oh my little lone wanderer how come he gets
00:28:16to go off on his own you can walk in your room too you know I don't like walking around alone
00:28:21I can't I can't stand cats why don't you two go together no I mean uh I really need to find myself
00:28:30alone find yourself what do you mean find yourself you're right
00:28:33uh hmm
00:28:37we made it he's not out yet good
00:28:46good good you're told me might die
00:28:51good
00:28:52controversial tweet tycoon filled apperman will be released on bail today from the Cassie app present
00:28:59what time is it five minutes to go by the way I got you something for me yep what is it something
00:29:08you've been needing for the mission huh is it a sword yeah huh but hey no killing or blood or anything
00:29:15like that no no no course not what kind of sword it's from some video game we don't know what kind
00:29:21is inside I bought the last one they had the sword isn't just a weapon it represents the very identity of
00:29:27the ninja so yours it looks like something's about to happen inside huh
00:29:31huh
00:29:35oh
00:29:36it's time
00:29:37come on let's go
00:29:39mr. Eppermint
00:29:39hey
00:29:41mr. Eppermint
00:29:43mr. Eppermint
00:29:45mr. Eppermint
00:29:45mr. Eppermint
00:29:46hey look over here
00:29:47mr. Eppermint
00:29:49mr. Eppermint
00:29:51mr. Eppermint
00:29:52mr. Eppermint
00:29:53hello hello
00:29:55good day everyone
00:29:56Kathy Pearson
00:29:57thailand today
00:29:58mr. Eppermint
00:29:59how do you feel
00:30:00it's a great day for me
00:30:02and for the rule of law
00:30:03i'll give you rule of law
00:30:05excuse me philip
00:30:07what are the conditions like in the thai prisons
00:30:09well if you're used to the hotels in thailand the difference isn't so big really
00:30:15but it's easier to get a stab wound than it is to get a cold soda
00:30:20what's next for you mr. Eppermint
00:30:22i'm gonna get a cold soda of course
00:30:26how does it feel to kill a small boy with a bamboo stick
00:30:30it wasn't me i i i didn't it wasn't
00:30:33i i i don't understand thankfully people are innocent until proven guilty
00:30:38that's all for now come on philip
00:30:43mr. Eppermint
00:30:43mr. Eppermint
00:30:43mr. Eppermint
00:30:44mr. Eppermint
00:30:45i said that's all ladies and gentlemen
00:30:47mr. Eppermint
00:30:48did you kill anyone
00:30:52don't lose sight of him
00:30:53uh hey excuse me
00:30:56follow that car
00:30:57hello
00:31:19thank you the usual please okay thank you
00:31:22one moment please
00:31:28hmm she's cute
00:31:29uh you should see us this though
00:31:33hello
00:31:33uh um cold drink
00:31:36one soda please
00:31:37okay so cute
00:31:40what did she say uh she said she looked really cool really
00:31:44i'll try to sneak closer so i can hear what they're saying okay be careful sure
00:31:49i'll listen in you keep a lookout okay
00:31:54here you go mister
00:31:56so you still want that soda not a chance i was thinking we should have champagne
00:32:01congratulations are in order cheers to freedom yes cheers
00:32:07hey is that kid looking over here who that guy
00:32:12uh uh hello yeah uh alex here it's just a kid philip yes you're right
00:32:21i'm just being a bit paranoid lately
00:32:23one soda for yoni uh yes
00:32:28hello hi alex are you in thailand yeah okay i didn't mean to bother you i just want to know how
00:32:34you're feeling about everything uh i'm doing well i can't talk right now the list of the kids names
00:32:40did you bring that along no it's at the club huh it wasn't easy to get a hold of
00:32:45so you've already talked to her who jessica oh no why yeah well she's probably making out
00:32:52without wannabe gangster what what are you talking about i think 20 000 for the list is reasonable
00:32:58all right and you'll take care of the kids on your own yes i don't have the slightest problem
00:33:03with that good didn't you see the pictures on tina and gina's social what pictures oh you'd
00:33:08better check it out get it done first if the cops find the kids before you do you can wave your
00:33:15freedom goodbye yes i know as long as we agree what the hell what the hell is she doing hey
00:33:24girls are like that alex they can't resist a bad point that's when it won't leave me alone
00:33:35are you there
00:33:39alex
00:33:44hello let's meet at the club tonight some fun will do you good
00:33:49right now i'm only interested in getting this job over with i need to take care of those kids
00:33:55how does 10 pm sound talk to me alex damn sure you can stop by the bank first sure cheers
00:34:03you're finished child killer what no thank you get out of here
00:34:18alex are you there audacious i gotta run thank you
00:34:24i suddenly feel very hot i need a change of scenery i think i'll head home okay sure
00:34:32i need to hit the gym anyway see you later don't forget the money oh no he's leaving
00:34:37uh tuck tuck thank you get after him you go now yes sorry one moment
00:34:49the lawyer let's go
00:34:55damn it what the hell were you doing what the mission comes first did you forget jessica was
00:35:00ow they're scratchy but 100 organic right
00:35:04did you hear anything yeah the lawyer has the list of child witnesses
00:35:09if we can get our hands on that list and give it to the police
00:35:13appermint will be finished where is it at the club okay what club i didn't have a chance to find out
00:35:19before you let me get kidnapped i'm so sorry what do we do now you're asking me what can we do oh we
00:35:27can sit here like a couple of idiots waiting for a clue to fall from the sky
00:35:30huh did you say club yeah look this must be it
00:35:47alex is this where we're having dinner yeah a bit further down thank you for taking us out to
00:35:56dinner i wanna go to mcdonald's yes alex i must say you really surprised me oh well you took us all
00:36:02on a vacation oh yes that is very true so i just want to give something back yeah right i still don't
00:36:09like you paying though alex but i really want to serena alex is exploring his future role as a man
00:36:15it's important not to stand in the way of his project oh my fake little man boy it certainly is
00:36:21is a hi this is jessica hi it's me voicemail i'm doing something super important so leave a message
00:36:29hey it's me can you call me i need to talk to you bye get off the phone i know i just want to know what
00:36:38the hell she's thinking you should worry more about what you're thinking are you okay with her making
00:36:42out with that douchebag it was on the cheek and and well it might be her relative great then that's
00:36:48what you're thinking now can you get off the phone and focus on the mission hello oh you look like
00:36:54george michael i don't know about that you look like george michael really it must be the head hey
00:36:59how would you like family picture goodness they're ladyboys john you think gross oh it's fun sean
00:37:05let's take a picture with them not me i'll take it say cheese cheese thank you something for me what oh
00:37:11uh yeah restaurants appear uh how did you find this place alex on the internet it has great reviews
00:37:23it looks very authentic honey great ambiance that's gonna be garbage i want mcdonald's now now sean
00:37:30why don't you play on your tablet hello family you want drink serena how about we both have a couple
00:37:39of nice drinks oh i'll just have water since alex is paying mom i have a drink it's on me really
00:37:46oh my generous little man give me three sodas then okay so i think i'll have this one i think i'll go
00:37:54for this one the flaming boy toy i think they set it on fire uh koa please okay uh i think i'll start
00:38:04by finding a restroom uh alex um why don't we order the food first i really need to go just order for
00:38:09me have you got the runs i certainly don't feel well oh oh alex and do me a favor and take this with
00:38:15you just take the box with the texture that most closely resembles it what okay naturally i've set
00:38:22up profiles for all of you in the app and you'll get your own logins when i fix the last few bugs in
00:38:26the family sharing function interesting excuse me oh i thought that
00:38:39no kids in here but but my dad is in there i'll just i said no kids in here yeah but my father's
00:38:55i'll get lost
00:38:58nice job bad boy what the hell do you want me to do we'll have to find another way in here up
00:39:04there on the left there's a window i'll climb up and check if it leads to the club
00:39:22i think it's the lawyer's office get up here up there it's pretty high so but what if we're seeing
00:39:30the mission comes first do you want to be a ninja or not you don't have to make it harder than it
00:39:45already is
00:39:58he must have hidden the list here somewhere come on let's find it right
00:40:10kill that thing it's jessica i don't care don't answer hello hi alex it's jessica yeah hi hi
00:40:26i'm calling because i want you to hear this from me yeah alex i think you're a really sweet guy but i
00:40:33just don't think you're my type okay you mean like the bad boy type well yeah i would have told
00:40:41you the other day but right but you didn't i saw the pictures it's just the timing was just a bit
00:40:49bad you know the timing seriously alex oh i need to go my mom says it's bedtime bye what are you doing
00:40:56someone's coming quick you better pay me what you owe excellent you want a drink yes please just have
00:41:05a seat honestly i prefer standing i sat down constantly in prison you need to guard your spot
00:41:11otherwise someone will take it not like back home no here's the list good and here's the money
00:41:20thanks and this is the only copy of it right oh yeah but i can't guarantee that the
00:41:26prosecutor won't try to find the kids i just need to get there first yes that's my point they're
00:41:32spread out all over thailand the first one on the list is the one closest to bangkok so start there oh
00:41:38you mean this one honeybee tesani yeah it's a girl there's strange names over here there's no address
00:41:44on it only koho ann and then restaurant in brackets let me see all right she was adopted by a family that
00:41:52owns a restaurant on in koho ann it's an island close to bangkok oh yes i've heard of it i actually
00:41:58know someone who owns the diving center on koho ann he's still not picking up his phone i feel like
00:42:04he's been gone a long time well these things take time try calling my phone oh really he usually
00:42:11interprets for me it might be a good idea to go see him that's up to you but it's not a good idea to
00:42:16involve any more people than we have to in a way he's actually already involved huh what what is that
00:42:25what's happening who the hell are you yeah hello um have you seen my uh soccer ball you play soccer
00:42:38no i mean yeah um wait uh do you play what are you doing here i don't like this jimmy something's
00:42:43off don't you recognize him from this afternoon he was at the cafe you're right are you following us
00:42:51answer me this is not good this is too risky for me you're right about that you should get out of
00:42:55here guard that list so the two of us are gonna have a talk what are you doing ah i could ask you the
00:43:06same thing what are the same thing what are you doing here that list is mine
00:43:15you're full of it there's only one guy in the club and he's almost 70 that could definitely be my
00:43:40dad he looks pretty old ah nice try kid
00:43:54maybe this will improve your memory
00:44:05you're gonna answer my questions now and if you lied to me what did you hear
00:44:33i didn't hear anything i swear too bad kid let's hope some of those are baby teeth
00:44:50excuse me sorry is this the toilet hey get out of here this is a private area yeah don't get your
00:44:56panties in a nut uncle steward alex my boy what are you doing here this boy broke in here i was just
00:45:06about to call the cops hey that's quite a piece of jewelry you got there hey alex is the whole family
00:45:12here hey hands off old man i'll tell me trouble you know the problem with a quadruple gold ring like
00:45:18that huh it can seriously hurt your fingers whoa watch it valley you nearly spilled my beer this probably
00:45:27ain't a great place for a boy your age am i right alex there hold him one skipper cheers
00:45:36alex what are you doing in a place like this uh it was because i get it say no more i started early too
00:45:45kid i remember one time in the playroom no wait that was later on when i was a substitute teacher
00:45:51you won't tell mom will you my lips are sealed it stays between us speaking of which
00:45:57where is the family oh where could he be oh he's still not answering oh there he is alex where were
00:46:04you ahoy on the shore you got space for one more what's he uh uncle stewart yes serena
00:46:12eureka booze i love it look who i found uh-huh well the toilet here was out of order so i had to
00:46:20cross the street have you seen an old man and a boy can you believe we bumped into each other small
00:46:26world what on earth are you doing here uncle well i'm working of course right now i'm on surely hey did
00:46:33you order already uh oh yeah won't you join us uncle don't really have enough uh room yes please
00:46:39i did just eat but i've always got space for another bite isn't that right ron beep beep and how are you
00:46:45tony that hat sure makes a hell of a statement well the not sure what it's trying to say though the scent
00:46:51is strong so you've chosen the best restaurant in the whole damn district ready to order food yeah one
00:46:58tom kakai and a mai tai with extra prick key new swan and hold the cilantro okay bottom could you order
00:47:06me something uncle something vegan yeah i know just the thing uh give me a salad ruam burn beacon with
00:47:13extra prick key new swan you're finished no no just a lie and five beers por favor oh i think you're the only
00:47:23one drinking beer uncle yeah you got that right you'll order your own drinks right i guess i will
00:47:28have to just go for the uh one of these little ones right here well i want to try a hot mama
00:47:38oh this vegetable is delicious uncle you're welcome what's it called that one that's called the
00:47:45the porcup plant joseph you were saying you gotta look in the can every time you do a dump well yes
00:47:52steward that is part of it that you check the texture and then the algorithm john is so amazing
00:47:58aren't you john he sold it to fitness yes i i just need to find a proper name for it they didn't like
00:48:04my original suggestion oh what did you call it john's digestion and stool app well that's not very
00:48:11catchy how about uh i don't know colon control or go with your gut check for you oh well this is actually
00:48:19alex a treat right well what the hell jake you're gonna let the boy pay well alex invited us here
00:48:25today so why do the ghosts must ever go into this place is that right jonas why don't we two grown
00:48:33alpha males here just split the bill well i i don't know i i understand you're a proud man and i'm the
00:48:41guest so i'll let you pay jacob cheers to jacob cheers then everyone thanks for dinner dad
00:48:49there's only one question left that needs answering what are we doing tomorrow and what time am i
00:48:55picking you up what dad i refuse point blank to spend my vacation with that man of course i need but
00:49:03it's nice of him to show us around i'm calling an emergency family meeting this mini bar is so many
00:49:15what the hell were you thinking i thought we were a team and then you just leave me behind hey i had
00:49:19to pursue the list we are on a mission funny you forget that every time the phone rings and you forget
00:49:25everything but the mission you abandoned me oh take it easy we just got split up seriously
00:49:31steward is a great tour guide honey i'd rather be lost frankly yeah uh sean go out and get alex
00:49:41we have to figure this out man you're a bad friend yeah and you're a bad ninja a ball and chain i should
00:49:47have finished off that idiot when i had the chance now we have no list oh so you didn't get the list no
00:49:53i fell off because there was a motorcycle oh okay so you failed your mission but of course you remember
00:49:59the name of the island he was going to right that's what an apprentice is for don't have all that
00:50:04under control me i'm just a ball and chain remember so do you have the name of that island and what if
00:50:09i don't you'll have failed all 10 kids just like those 10 kids in the cabin back then plus you failed
00:50:14me too that was a low ball are you talking to alexa uh my cuddly toy oh your girly doll yeah exactly it
00:50:25does look pretty girly all right huh yeah it does yeah i think so well there's an emergency family
00:50:31meeting okay aren't you bringing it inside it's gonna rain that's okay it'll be fine without me
00:50:40you coming you coming but now we'll be stuck with him for the entire vacation well we don't want to
00:51:02come along just call him but you won't mention me right yeah hang on you know
00:51:10uncle stewart it'll hurt his feelings if we don't want to see him so i'd say that's his problem yes
00:51:16but you also know he can get very upset when his feelings are hurt i remember that's so sure what are
00:51:21we gonna do hello i've got an idea i found an amazing place online it's a small island not far
00:51:29from bangkok called kohan but we were gonna have churros for breakfast no time sweetie there's a small
00:51:35ferry that goes between bangkok and kohan but it only leaves once a day so we need to leave tomorrow
00:51:41at 8 a.m we need to hurry have you seen my lentils dad you don't eat lentils got them
00:51:52oh we're heading out now okay
00:51:56where am i underpants dad yeah we're taking the ferry they're in the state okay bye bye
00:52:01bye was he very upset oh no he totally understood that we wanted to move on he almost sounded pleased
00:52:19inside the window sing
00:52:21oh she says all the tickets have been collected i reserved four in my name but who could have taken
00:52:40them cheers on the pier we'll have fried rice and beer uncle stewart what are you doing here
00:52:48you forgot to book a ticket for me but but it worked out they had one left shall we dad
00:52:57here she is a fine barge just like you serena being hungover suits you i was touched when you
00:53:03called to say we were going on a trip i thought you told hey james that's a nice pair of shoes you got
00:53:09there oh well they go really well with the hat they had that final touch of desperation to your real
00:53:14estate agent midlife crisis look you know what i mean no well i already tried that i thought you
00:53:23had booked me a ticket no there aren't any more tickets now i can't leave until tomorrow
00:53:30yes we're casting out dad can we rent scooters on the island no sean it's expensive and dangerous
00:53:39i'm feeling a bit sick really i could go for some mock turtle soup myself
00:53:47oh serena oh watch the headwind jam
00:53:50you want drink yes siree five beers please i'd like to have a long island iced tea boom make that a
00:54:03double it's tea right uh they had a vacant cabin for you stewart that's decent of you but you didn't
00:54:09have to i'm fine to squeeze in between you two it's not a problem uh maybe we could split the bill
00:54:15serena don't worry josh i won't embarrass you by trying to give you money hey ladies could you put
00:54:21some sun cream on my back and then i can return the favor know what i mean no need to answer
00:54:28straight away go and think about it what cobra what cobra oh very good yes thank you
00:54:37what a lovely place how's your cabin boys really nice look alex a farm with snakes cool right
00:54:45a cobra farm uh okay are you guys coming to the beach we're already at the beach i mean are you
00:54:50coming outside outside sucks okay well john bought cinnamon rolls whoa it's on the front whoa what about
00:54:57you little man want to come no i just feel like uh taking a look around oh my little adventurer
00:55:06well enjoy your sightseeing i'm going to find honeybee good luck with that there are only 12 restaurants
00:55:13on the island i'll find her and then we'll have a witness against eppermint well i'm glad you got it
00:55:18under control i'm staying here fine i don't want you to come anyway they'll just abandon me again and
00:55:24when you screw up again i'll be ready to chop the jerk down when he arrives here tomorrow fine fine
00:55:31it's important not to dehydrate uncle i'm already on it cheers guys you're leaving again i'm just
00:55:49gonna buy a soda i'll come too i need snacks anyway i'll buy you some all right you don't want me to come
00:55:56along no i really don't okay just leave me alone instead of running after me all the time but
00:56:05i don't know what it is you're up to but i'm sure gonna find out
00:56:16uh excuse me i'm looking for a girl called honeybee no no sorry okay thank you
00:56:23do you do you know honeybee walking street another street tire feet my face cooking turning every
00:56:31single stone i mean i mean i'm still looking no trace in this case it's peekaboo on this turf girl
00:56:36i'm looking for it evaporated over this earth standing straight keep my head up marching on can't stop
00:56:42push it through it gotta do it get into it stand up one man army one man party my best friend let me down
00:56:48roaming around the city honeybee you know where to be found can i help you i'm looking for a girl
00:57:03called honeybee uh honey yes honeybee ah one moment please huh like this
00:57:11oh i don't get it that was the last restaurant on the island
00:57:20out of the way oh no i'm so sorry are you okay it was my fault what are you sure yeah i couldn't break
00:57:32in time oh no i'm really sorry no need to apologize is this yours yeah thanks
00:57:37i own the local diving center here on the island i'm jasper i'm alex at diving center
00:57:45mm-hmm do you speak thai fluently so you're an interpreter too uh yes i think we need to
00:57:53discuss a mutual acquaintance um who philip eppermint
00:57:58i wanted to speak out but i was afraid of what he might do and then he was put in prison yeah but
00:58:09now he's out and he's after all the kids who witnessed it that's terrible and he's arriving
00:58:14tomorrow his first victim is a girl called honeybee she lives here yeah where i can't find her she's
00:58:20supposed to live with a family who owns a restaurant on the island but i've checked everywhere listen alex
00:58:27we need to stop him i'll do everything i can to help out great do you think he could find honeybee
00:58:33i know everyone here on the island give me some time i'll make some calls okay let's meet here at
00:58:38the diving center at 6 30. i found the interpreter the interpreter from the child labor factory what
00:58:44he just ran me over on a scooter let me at him he wants to help us help us yeah help find honeybee
00:58:51so you told them relax i've got it under control huh he also wants to punish sheperman we're gonna meet
00:58:56him later on what is it huh cn did you touch the drone me no why is there a red light
00:59:09we've been rumbled multiply that by 10 losers you can't hide i've seen you how does it do it sean is
00:59:18it magic does it have demonic powers i think you might need to hydrate sean really or maybe i
00:59:25should just show the footage i got to the grown-ups footage yeah the footage of you and your little
00:59:31feminine heart-covered princessy sword-wielding perfume-scented girly doll
00:59:42let me go i've gotta kill him apologize quickly i need to apologize he's no damn it all right relax
00:59:50sorry then next time you're finished hamburger boy that's enough okay just try to keep it civil it can
00:59:56talk and it can move i'm not an it easy okay okay what do i call it is it a girl or a boy go ahead
01:00:02and try she cn is a warrior so that's right cn what does that stand for hey don't tell him whatever
01:00:09he's too dumb to hear it ah chick nipple we're on a super important mission it's a matter of life and
01:00:17death for a lot of innocent kids all right really yes and it's crucial that it remain a secret i get it
01:00:22you do yeah of course i won't tell anyone thank you as long as you bring me along huh we are not
01:00:30bringing that doofus on this mission well what do you want me to do we have no idea if we can trust
01:00:35him and he's dressed as a hamburger at least i'm not covered in hearts no just ketchup i'm part of
01:00:42the team now sean hmm i think it would be great if uh why don't you stay out here and stand guard
01:00:48stand guard yeah it's very important that someone stand guard while i talk to jasper
01:00:53as long as you're not too scared to sit out here alone scared not at all a cat
01:00:59are you sure you can handle this by the way does cn stand for cute numbat because you look kind of
01:01:05like a little baby kangaroo in that backpack watch out the cat i'm going in huh sean signal if you know
01:01:14the same thing suspicious hi sir hi jasper hi alex uh come in so did you get a hold of anyone yeah
01:01:29you bet he did hello there alex as you can see i took an earlier boat yeah my boat you didn't think
01:01:36i saw you at the ferry come on hand over your phone good work jasper do you have the girl's address
01:01:45you here it is so it was all just a trap i'm sorry alex i'm in debt i got my own problems
01:01:54but you promise you won't hurt her right you don't want me to go to jail for life do you of course not
01:02:00but they'll kill me you don't have to do this shut up you're finished buzz head no what you think
01:02:17that'll stop me that's enough of this puppet show jimmy why don't you and i go have dinner with
01:02:35honeybee sure let me just put on a pot of coffee for the kid
01:02:40what are you doing that's a really bad idea it's gonna it's gonna blow what kind of a
01:02:49cuddly toy is i'm not a cuddly toy you turd come on sean looks like one from the factory
01:02:54just much more girly up urge you filthy animal
01:02:58hey you into the storage room it's obvious you can move your mouth but kudos for the hands free
01:03:13control hey this is not cool at all know what i mean i don't want to leave the kid here oh you won't
01:03:19jasper all witnesses must be eliminated did i not mention that have fun we're off to find honeybee yeah
01:03:28don't forget to cover your ears wait wait help help sean sean help sean
01:03:51it's hopeless what no we can't lose hope i think now might be a good time to do just that
01:03:57they're on their way to kill honeybee and we're trapped in a diving center that's about to
01:04:01explode stop whining and just get us out me what can i do it's time to show what you're made of
01:04:07apprentice but i'm no good you said it yourself i'm just a kid i said that yeah and you were right
01:04:16hell no i was not that's the dumbest thing i've ever said i mean look how far we've come
01:04:21you can't give up now i'd never have gotten anywhere without you i can't do this alone i'm no ninja
01:04:29and i'm no bad boy i'm just alex you are just alex what but let me tell you something you don't need
01:04:40to be anything else or more you're exactly the way you should be and maybe you can't see it yourself but
01:04:49i can you handled the trip to thailand so well and remembered the name of uh um uh
01:04:56kuhan the island yeah and you got us here and yes and you and i told jasper and i got us captured human
01:05:04i lost 10 kids in my guard and i'll be damned if i'm losing another one so please just stop shooting
01:05:12yourself down and just get us out of here i got an idea zee told you
01:05:26but i'll have to pull out your eyes see what now i mean it stay over there
01:05:33three two one out you'll put them back on right of course this sucks
01:05:42i'll take out yours if you lose them best of luck here's a small jab
01:05:49are you ready no i i need to take a leak what fire damn it
01:06:03huh who's there here damn it chuck over here where yeah hello hello
01:06:14alex is trapped in the store pick me up hurry turn off the hot plate
01:06:20where's alex in the storage room in here sean well done let's go get them grab my sword we need to get
01:06:27jasper right if you're first not a chance we're in a hurry yes but he could die if we leave him in
01:06:32here so we need to get him outside he sold you out to those psychos leave them the mission comes first
01:06:38it's not just all about the mission we have to be able to look ourselves in the mirror uh hello grab a
01:06:43hold sean we don't leave anyone behind one two three
01:06:51didn't you turn off the hot plate yeah yeah i pulled the plug it was the wrong one quick
01:07:13here they are where right there dear idiot would you mind acknowledging that i am temporarily blind
01:07:32they just drove past us in a car in a car we'll never catch them then we don't even know where
01:07:37they're going it's a restaurant hobra farm
01:07:46and restaurant opening tonight that's why it's not on the map scooter a scooter yes
01:07:54it's pretty fast huh just straight ahead yeah just follow the road
01:08:07if that's straight ahead like can you warn me when we make it to watch out
01:08:12you can have my chocolate levels is there any time during the day that you're not thinking of
01:08:16stuffing yourself it was to stuff you you're brilliant sean well whatever of course
01:08:25we're looking for king cobra farm yeah in english is this it no it's further ahead on the left
01:08:35but that's jimmy step on it huh
01:08:46damn he's seen us hurry catch me up i'm almost done
01:08:54there ah that's better uh you have my eyes a second sean turn up the sign okay
01:09:00oh damn it they're still with us what do we do we need to shake them off
01:09:09what the hell there take that jungle truck okay hold on
01:09:21damn forget it philip the boys will handle it let's get the girl
01:09:25how about those eyes right one second
01:09:37great i can see
01:09:39sorry did you drop it sort of careful with the other one
01:09:43hurry up okay good enough
01:09:48hey you it's important to stay hydrated
01:09:51yes yes well done
01:09:55watch out they're shooting at us really i hadn't noticed
01:10:05it's got to be in there here they come
01:10:29go hurry
01:10:35hmm
01:10:42and then i said you better have my bloody laundry done my friday grandma
01:10:48thank you
01:10:49off those steps okay
01:11:11huh
01:11:17uh
01:11:27he can't hurt her with all these witnesses
01:11:29uh
01:11:41oh
01:11:50i've got her philip get the car
01:11:52huh
01:11:58huh
01:11:58huh
01:11:58you're up apprentice
01:11:59sean get eppermint
01:12:01hurry
01:12:06uh
01:12:16uh
01:12:17uh
01:12:18excellent
01:12:19uh
01:12:20i've got her
01:12:21ah damn kid
01:12:24no
01:12:25jimmy shoot her
01:12:26uh
01:12:40oh
01:12:40Oh
01:12:43Damn Sean
01:12:47I'll help him you go save the girl we leave no one behind right
01:12:53Kid you're finished. No, you're the one who's finished
01:13:10Oh
01:13:40Huh
01:13:53Honeybee
01:14:05Honeybee
01:14:10Don't worry. He's gone
01:14:14It's okay. I'm here to help you
01:14:21Got you this time
01:14:32I've got this go. All right skipper
01:14:40Oh
01:14:43Damn it Alex Alex you in there open the door
01:14:48Here's John
01:14:52Die cuddly toy
01:14:54You won't get away with this you've left evidence everywhere the basement is full of gasoline
01:15:16I'll burn this place once I'm done with you two I won't let you touch her well
01:15:22We'll just start with you then
01:15:28Take that you jerk
01:15:30Huh
01:15:32Huh
01:15:34All right
01:15:36Alex watch out
01:15:38Alex watch out
01:15:40Yes grab the gun Alex
01:15:54Stop
01:15:56Stop
01:16:02Stop or I'll...
01:16:04Or I'll... I'll... I'll shoot
01:16:06I won't stop
01:16:07Stop
01:16:08It one reason
01:16:12You never've won
01:16:13it was
01:16:15Second year
01:16:17With this
01:16:19It was a bomb
01:16:20Yeah
01:16:20You have to try
01:16:21You have to try
01:16:23me
01:16:24It's time
01:16:24I
01:16:25I have to...
01:16:26I
01:16:26I have to try
01:16:28It's time
01:16:29A
01:16:29You..
01:16:30You
01:16:31Thank you
01:16:31You
01:16:32You
01:16:33You
01:16:33You
01:16:34Nice work, bro.
01:16:50Come here.
01:16:53Huh?
01:16:56What about the lawyer?
01:16:57We took care of him.
01:16:59Oh, you did.
01:17:00I figured out what CN stands for.
01:17:03Crazy nice guy.
01:17:04You saved our asses with that drone.
01:17:07Yeah, and I filmed everything.
01:17:09I even live-streamed it on the Internet.
01:17:11What?
01:17:12Now everyone will know what a super-jerk Eppermint is.
01:17:15Or was.
01:17:18Huh?
01:17:20Huh?
01:17:21Hello?
01:17:22Hi?
01:17:24What?
01:17:24Yeah, he's right here.
01:17:26Just a second.
01:17:27It's for you, Alex.
01:17:28It's Jessica.
01:17:33Hello?
01:17:34Hi, Alex.
01:17:35It's Jessica.
01:17:36Yeah?
01:17:37I just saw you online kicking a gun out of that guy's hand.
01:17:39It was so super-amazing.
01:17:41I almost died.
01:17:43It was like you were someone else.
01:17:46Okay.
01:17:46So you decided to call because I was like someone else.
01:17:49No.
01:17:50I just mean you were a total bad boy.
01:17:54No.
01:17:55Huh?
01:17:55I was just...
01:17:57Alex.
01:18:02Honeybee!
01:18:04Look, Papa, look!
01:18:05But I have to go.
01:18:06Are you okay?
01:18:08Me?
01:18:08Yeah, I'm okay.
01:18:10But...
01:18:10But to be honest, the timing's bad.
01:18:14What?
01:18:16Whoa.
01:18:17Hashtag the one that got away.
01:18:18Hashtag the trainer's love.
01:18:20Hashtag you're dumb.
01:18:22Hashtag get over it.
01:18:24Hashtag there's plenty more fish in the sea.
01:18:27Oh, wow.
01:18:29Fancy.
01:18:30Thank you, boys.
01:18:31Whoa, churros.
01:18:33Now that's a happy ending.
01:18:35Yeah, that's bloody well done.
01:18:36Yes, I'd like to say.
01:18:37You got us a free dinner.
01:18:39Everything included.
01:18:40They also saved a little girl, Uncle.
01:18:43Sure, that was nice, too.
01:18:44To my little superhero.
01:18:46Yes, and my little...
01:18:47King Cobra?
01:18:50No, thank you.
01:18:51No meat for me.
01:18:53I'm a vegan.
01:18:54Honestly, Serena, this is neither fish nor fowl.
01:18:56It counts as a vegetable.
01:18:58Oh, Uncle.
01:19:00Meat is meat.
01:19:01As they say at the abattoir.
01:19:03Hey, you logging your logs, Judas?
01:19:05I'm actually developing a new type of recognition software.
01:19:08It can help with categorization.
01:19:10Kind of like Babino.
01:19:12Uh-huh.
01:19:13You simply take a photo of your creation, and then the phone recognizes...
01:19:17Get out of here.
01:19:19I'm going to the restroom.
01:19:21You should partner with Fazam.
01:19:23You fart in it, and wow.
01:19:25Hello?
01:19:26Are you there?
01:19:28Cien!
01:19:30Cien!
01:19:33What?
01:19:35I just wanted to make sure you were still here.
01:19:37What do you mean?
01:19:38Now that the mission is over, you're not going to leave without saying goodbye, are you?
01:19:42No.
01:19:43Of course not.
01:19:45Good.
01:19:46I have something for you.
01:19:47For me?
01:19:48Yeah.
01:19:49I found a tailor in town.
01:19:50You bought me a tailor?
01:19:53Doofus.
01:19:54Uh.
01:19:55Oh.
01:19:56Wow.
01:19:57A new body.
01:19:59Yeah.
01:19:59I ordered it yesterday.
01:20:01I didn't...
01:20:02Is it real cashmere?
01:20:04It's tie silk.
01:20:06Huh?
01:20:07I couldn't find another sword.
01:20:09Huh.
01:20:09This one actually isn't that bad at all.
01:20:11But those?
01:20:12Those are some shiny buttons, huh?
01:20:14Yeah.
01:20:14I thought you'd like the color.
01:20:17But of course, it's a bit late now.
01:20:25Human.
01:20:25Our mission is over, so...
01:20:30But...
01:20:33I thought about maybe...
01:20:36Sticking around for a bit.
01:20:38Well, not here, but...
01:20:40But at home.
01:20:43Are you asking if you can move in?
01:20:47No.
01:20:48Of course you should say.
01:20:50You checkered loon.
01:20:51I mean, it's also a safety issue.
01:20:57You never know what might happen.
01:20:59Yeah, that's true.
01:21:00We ninjas have to stick together.
01:21:02You said...
01:21:03We.
01:21:04Yeah.
01:21:05I did.
01:21:08Huh?
01:21:11What?
01:21:12What are you doing?
01:21:13You gonna try it on?
01:21:14You know what?
01:21:15They've let me take time off.
01:21:17So now we can go all the way home together.
01:21:20How about that?
01:21:21Can I have a double gin and tonic, please?
01:21:24Oh, goodness.
01:21:25Oh, what the?
01:21:26Alex must have the runs again.
01:21:28Ha!
01:21:29Incredible!
01:21:30Get the app ready, John.
01:21:31Oh, sorry.
01:21:32What's your name again?
01:21:43How's the fit?
01:21:45Perfect.
01:21:46Bring him on.
01:21:47Who?
01:21:47Whoever you got.
01:21:52Whoever you got.
01:21:53He, he, he, he, he, he.
01:21:54Oh, I'm sorry.
01:22:04Oh, that's that's right.
01:22:04Hey.
01:22:05Hey.
01:22:06Ooh.
01:23:06What's his name?
01:23:07Tanouette?
01:23:08Nice girl you got there.
01:23:09Beautiful girls.
01:23:10Worth a lot of money back home.
01:23:13I'm only kidding.
01:23:14I'll give you some ear candy.
01:23:16Listen to this.
01:23:18I like cooking up some dishes when I got a guest or two.
01:23:23Well, I ain't no famous TV chef or the flank steak that'll do.
01:23:27You can spruce it up with fried eggs, pickled onions on the side.
01:23:32But whatever it is you try to do, that steak is dull and dry.
01:23:36Oh, and your dish needs a switch.
01:23:39I got that perfect spice.
01:23:41Cook it up, Alan.
01:23:42That's the secret.
01:23:45You get that chili and the lemongrass monkey brain in your penang.
01:23:50And insects tasting yummy cause they're fried.
01:23:54Slap on some durian with gal and gal.
01:23:57And dick, dick, dos fondons.
01:23:59Your taste buds gonna feel so alive.
01:24:03Cook it up, Alan.
01:24:05It'll work in other situations too.
01:24:08The other day I saw the main fight.
01:24:11Bought it on pay-per-view.
01:24:13It was older men in ugly trunks who didn't know what to do.
01:24:18One guy packing flaccid jabs.
01:24:20Other guy was wheelchair bound.
01:24:22Dancing slowly, cheek to cheek for the remaining eight damn rounds.
01:24:27Such a show.
01:24:28Needs a pro.
01:24:29I can't even lie.
01:24:31Cook it up, Alan Tine.
01:24:33Are you almost there?
01:24:35Then teeth will drizzle on the canvas from that elbow booyah bass.
01:24:40And the silky headband makes you look so fly.
01:24:44Then you get roundhouse knees,
01:24:46To the jaw and some shins up in your face.
01:24:49You get a damn hot knuckle soup and legs that slide.
01:24:53Cook it up, Alan Tine.
01:24:55Wanna see some dance moves?
01:24:57Let me get up.
01:24:58Hey, hey, hey.
01:24:59Oh, sorry, John.
01:25:00That'll wash off.
01:25:04Uncle Stewart.
01:25:05What, honey?
01:25:06You're presenting a very stereotypical view of Thailand.
01:25:09I know.
01:25:10Here's another verse.
01:25:11I like standing round in bars,
01:25:14But my hips don't agree with me.
01:25:16Yeah.
01:25:17So I get me some massages at this place on Frisky Street.
01:25:21The masseuse is called Bertha.
01:25:23And she's as dry as bone.
01:25:25Ha!
01:25:26She don't like no hoopla.
01:25:28And her table's made of stone.
01:25:30But there's a fix and here's a trick.
01:25:32Do I need to tell you why?
01:25:34Cook it up, Alan Tine.
01:25:36Not too little.
01:25:37You get the thunder right down under by a gal that knows her stuff.
01:25:43You can feel the tension loosen up inside.
01:25:47And a happy ending for you.
01:25:50Just 800 will be enough.
01:25:52So if you ask a question, you know me, I can't lie.
01:25:56Kid, there's one way to go for a twinkle in the eye.
01:26:01You get it uncred if your money tree is dry.
01:26:05All in all, cook it up, Alan Tine.
01:26:09Yes, Serena's.
01:26:13Good one.
01:26:15Ha ha.
01:26:16Hey, let go.
01:26:17Watch it.
01:26:18Before I punch you.
01:26:19I'm not wearing no freaking flower wreath.
01:26:22I'm allergic to pollen.
01:26:24Can we ask you?
01:26:27Yeah.
01:26:28Let me ask you a minute.
01:26:30First.
01:26:32Come back, Alyssa.
01:26:34What is it?
01:26:36Here's what I find.
01:26:39It's Jabba.
01:26:41I can't eat.
01:26:43Continue.
01:26:45Save you.
01:26:46I can not hear you all.
01:26:48I will tell you that.
01:26:49Tôi
01:26:51I have to mess up.

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