Love Island S12 EP6
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00:12One word, we are back. Well actually that's three words but we're not splitting airs as
00:17we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hares. I need to try to move. Things are moving fast.
00:28They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of
00:33dumpings. Trumping. Bumping. Screaming. And things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready? So sit down. Oh it's sounding weird. Oh no. Not there. And enjoy an hour of
00:53audio action from the villa that's all killer, no filler. Well sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick. You can get filler in your willy.
01:01This is a Love Island on Team Mads. Are you ready? Excuse me.
01:06Yes.
01:24Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bets.
01:29Some things may be new but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm gonna wet myself. I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fit to burst.
01:46Gonna wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and we're better than ever before.
01:52We're up and running.
01:56There's no stuff in me and this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step.
02:00That's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:01It's kind of a trampoline, right?
02:06Our Islanders teeth are shining and their pushes are shaping.
02:11As we settle down into some high-brow chat.
02:14I'm 22. I'm so different now.
02:16Do you think your frontal lobe develops?
02:18My what?
02:18Do you not know what that is?
02:20No.
02:20Right, okay. So your frontal lobe is like...
02:22Here we go.
02:22It is the nerd talk.
02:24Oh, you are an nerd.
02:27So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:30Stop.
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So like people say when you're 25, like your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and like
02:37you start to realise, oh, he's a good kid.
02:39Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:40I'm at that.
02:41When do theirs grow? When they're 30?
02:44They're probably a bit...
02:45A lot bit immature.
02:46It's going to be TV gold.
02:51Three, two, one. Let's go.
03:04But let's go right back to the beginning of time. Well, actually just six days ago.
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:13It's a love fest.
03:15The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:17It's a little bit.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:20It's a love fest.
03:22Done-up dressing rooms.
03:23It's a love fest.
03:25The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh, yes. And an entirely new tube station.
03:31Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:34TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension,
03:40stretching all the way to New Yorker's brand-new Loverpool street station.
03:45Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:47We'll love the rain at the carnivore.
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally shaking with it back.
03:57Yay!
03:58Ready?
03:59Let's run.
04:00Go.
04:02Look at us.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:05Ten out of ten.
04:06I mean, we're ready by choice.
04:07I know, exactly.
04:08It's a love fest, I've got a love fest.
04:13Oh, I'm probably going to fall out.
04:15I know.
04:15We've guessed one.
04:19This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love.
04:22Would all girls change here for a hideaway park corner?
04:28Ah, you look at me!
04:29Oh, my goodness.
04:31Hello, darling.
04:32I'm Megan.
04:33No, you say hi.
04:33I'm Megan.
04:34I'm Meg.
04:34I don't know.
04:36No!
04:36We should do, like, Megs and Legs.
04:38No, Megs and Legs.
04:39This is going to...
04:40That's going to get confusing.
04:41Oh, God.
04:42This is going to get bloody confusing, isn't it?
04:46Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No, I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52We're late.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the Maya line.
04:56It's Sunday.
04:58It's Sunday.
04:58Ah!
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:07Oh, it's Sunday, London!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:16Ooh!
05:16Hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:20Welcome to the villa.
05:22Hello, how are we getting on?
05:24Hello.
05:25What's happening, Maya?
05:26You all right?
05:27What's happening?
05:28You all right?
05:29What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:34Okay, Meg, you all right?
05:35How are you?
05:35Lovely to meet you.
05:36You, Sel.
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track, when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Aleema, Connor with Helena,
05:48Tommy was with Meghan, but as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:54Oh, change, please.
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Anders to my top-secret TV studio for a little chat,
06:04which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:08And here's some unseen bits you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:11Oh, my shoe?
06:12Oh, no.
06:13It just feels like it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:22I'm thinking, wow, I need it now.
06:27Oh, my God.
06:31I'm excited.
06:36I'm very excited.
06:37I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to
07:05with my mum watching.
07:08I think a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before.
07:13That gave me the ick.
07:17Someone was sick in my car.
07:19I thought I'd just like being sick with her.
07:20And it would just be a whole mess of just, just a concoction of not giving up.
07:25I'm thinking, why?
07:28I'm trying to get my flirt on.
07:30A bit of a flirt.
07:32A lot of a flirt.
07:35Every Wednesday morning, we go to the retirement flats,
07:38and the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:40Give her a little flirt.
07:41Oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:42Cool.
07:43How old are you?
07:4365?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, haven't I?
07:48Thanks, Meg.
07:49Can I have my inflatable heart back, please?
07:51I'm off down the beach.
07:52After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable
07:56getting-to-know-you chats.
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs,
07:59and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03All my eyelashes are falling off.
08:04It's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:09Do you believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I read my star sign, yeah.
08:14Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June
08:16is going to be like a day of love, and it's today, 7th of June.
08:20So what are you thinking that this could be it?
08:21Wow, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:36I'm still going to go.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in.
08:40I like what you're saying.
08:41I like what you're giving me.
08:43I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45Okay.
08:46Have you heard that saying, nah?
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're just...
08:49What are you picking up on what?
08:50We're dropping off.
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry, Harry.
08:59I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
09:02As all super fans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:16And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Meghan getting something off her chest.
09:21I will pop a shot so he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give a fuck.
09:30Yeah.
09:30He's belched.
09:32Excuse me.
09:34Ray, get us.
09:36Excuse me.
09:37Excuse me.
09:40Right, this is out of our hands.
09:43The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to heighten everything.
09:46I'm going to belch again.
09:47It's a nervous one this time.
09:48Be sure, but I'll just have a 20% of heart, so.
09:49Sorry.
09:51Excuse me.
09:52I've been a belchy girl to know.
09:54It's the nerves.
09:55Thank you, Meghan, for your contribution.
09:57Deep but not so meaningful.
10:05Rule one of a first date.
10:07Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:09Or your backside, for that matter.
10:11Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:12Oh, no!
10:13No!
10:17Have we got wet bums now?
10:18Fuck's sake, yeah.
10:19No, you actually can't see it, are we?
10:21Can you see it?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Not that I mean to see if I'm out.
10:23Shall we sit somewhere else?
10:24No.
10:24Let's have a little look.
10:25Sorry, guys, my bad.
10:27I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle, and I got caught shot on the way to the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh, yeah.
10:32That is well nice, man.
10:33That is so cute.
10:34It's all only good being in here, and it's all fun and games and that.
10:37It's better as well.
10:38Is it?
10:38We sit on the pillow.
10:40Yeah.
10:41How is it that?
10:41I don't know, but yeah, it's all fun and games in here.
10:46But when we come out, I live in North London.
10:48Yeah.
10:49How do you feel about that?
10:49We have a living job, I told you that earlier.
10:50Where did you live?
10:51Brighton.
10:52And you don't love Brighton.
10:53Oh, yeah.
10:54Sorry, sorry.
10:55Yeah, no.
10:56I'm not listening, am I?
10:57No, no, you're not.
10:58What's your day job?
10:59Have you told me already?
11:00Oh, no, it's not going on.
11:01You're all mad at this.
11:02You're all mad at this.
11:03Oh, no, my memory.
11:03Oh, OK.
11:04What is it?
11:05No.
11:06Guess.
11:06You told me?
11:07I told you, I guess.
11:09No, you're going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Energy, yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh, yeah.
11:13Go on now.
11:13I told you that.
11:14I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contracts in the falls.
11:17Oh, it's your sales.
11:19You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:20Oh, no way.
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number two?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:34Ooh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been 10 years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:48Then over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:52We've hosted a galaxy of out-of-this-world characters.
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now, girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:59We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:05I think we can have a laugh.
12:07As well as raunchy romances.
12:10To paraphrase the Daleks, fornicate, fornicate.
12:17There have been some difficult decisions.
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:22What about the recoupling?
12:23I don't know.
12:25Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:27I don't mean it like that.
12:31It's finna.
12:34And classic love language.
12:36And most importantly, raspberries.
12:39Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hailey.
12:42But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:51Having just undergone its fourth regeneration,
12:54it's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders rehydrate.
12:59I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:16Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:27Um, burpees? How many burpees I could do?
13:29Hold that thought. It's time for a break.
13:31It's time for a break, Nick.
13:51Do you know what? I was thinking, you know, like, all these chats here,
13:54which are, like, not really part of the day,
13:57I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits.
14:00You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing.
14:03It's Love Island unseen bits.
14:05Welcome back to our little old love shack.
14:07We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:10Oh, God, there's writing.
14:11I'm just writing.
14:15For health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:20Oh, no!
14:22That was you, that was me.
14:24No, that was not me.
14:25That was me.
14:26You just distracted me.
14:28We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants
14:31that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:35Oh, the net, yeah. Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:37Just let it hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave my range.
14:42I'm not even being funny.
14:45Mine growls like a rapid spade.
14:47So let's ease you in.
14:56Is this a deep DMC?
14:57What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful tart.
14:59No.
15:00No.
15:01Of course not, Shakira.
15:03It's unseen bits.
15:06Well, before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many burpees he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:16Um, burpees.
15:17How many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees.
15:18Maybe a hundred.
15:19Unbroken.
15:20One hundred.
15:21You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:22A hundred?
15:23One and zero, zero?
15:24Yeah, of course.
15:25Unbroken?
15:27Stray?
15:27Of course.
15:29No stopping?
15:30Of course I could do a hundred unbroken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:39Excuse me.
15:41I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:50You guys get your arse checked.
15:51You guys get your arse checked.
16:03On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Maya.
16:09But once then, she had a first night twist for her Islanders.
16:12Please welcome, Tony.
16:15Is that a boy or a girl?
16:17Wait, Tony, is that not a boy's name?
16:18Tony, yeah.
16:20It's a girl's name, aren't you?
16:21Tony's both names.
16:22It can be a girl or a boy.
16:24Hello.
16:26I'm here.
16:28Get ready, ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:30Hot new bombshell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:38And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:44I'm all right.
16:44And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:53I've always wanted to go to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide, that's why I've been waiting for you.
16:58I'll take you.
16:58I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:01Tony.
17:03Dun, dun, dun.
17:05Oh, no, I'll call Tony Tori.
17:10Oh, yeah, like, oh, my God.
17:11Do you remember her name?
17:12I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:14That's why I was talking to her.
17:16I said knee and I was like, oh.
17:17Yeah, he was like, shin?
17:20Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:26How do you say her name?
17:28Alina.
17:28Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's ma.
17:30Ma, I thought it was a ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:34That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:39No, there's no M.
17:40Yes, there is, bro.
17:41Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A-L-N.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:47Oh, yeah.
17:49Yeah, Emma.
17:51Who's Helena?
17:52Like, which one's that?
17:54Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:54Helena's the blonde.
17:55Right, okay.
17:56The lady blonde, the, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Helena.
18:00No.
18:01This is so hard.
18:03Helena.
18:03Alima.
18:04Alima and Helena.
18:06Alima and Helena.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Helena's the blonde one.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Come on, Ben.
18:10The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:18Yeah.
18:18Mate, remind me of your name again.
18:20I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blondie.
18:23Helena.
18:23You're fucking Neil.
18:25Oh, my God.
18:26Okay, try again.
18:28Hell-ena.
18:29I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37The other thing girl named Harry, they went,
18:38she introduced her to Harriet and I was like,
18:40I don't fucking do this.
18:42I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:45That's sexy, H.
18:46Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:48Yeah.
18:50I've been doing good.
18:50Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:53I've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:56It's all right.
18:57I will get to terms of it by when we're all gone.
18:59I remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:14Oh, sorry.
19:24We all know that practice makes perfect.
19:26And in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:32Three, two, one.
19:33Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:38Three, two, one.
19:38I don't know.
19:40I don't know what's going on over there.
19:42I'm trying.
19:43I'm lost.
19:44No, Sammy.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46Hey!
19:47So now you have to start it.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:48And then you have a choice of the next three.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:53What are you doing?
19:54No, don't, Tommy, don't, mate.
19:56It's just not.
19:57I know how to do it, mate.
19:58What are they doing?
20:00Three, two, one.
20:02Three, two, one.
20:02Okay.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on, mate.
20:07I don't get it.
20:07No, I need one.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Oh, my God.
20:12You love him as well.
20:14Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go,
20:19but they were still getting the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Oh, it's harder than it seems.
20:38Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not
20:41Connor and Helena's relationship will go the whole 10 yards
20:44or the whole 9.144 metres, if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:49No, not really, like, puss.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Shouldn't be a million miles away from it, either, like.
20:55Yeah, yeah.
20:58Probably, like, 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:02That's brilliant.
21:09He's not a million miles away.
21:11He's like, 60 miles away.
21:12That's how we should say it, that's how we should say it, like,
21:18talk, rating how much someone is your type.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:21You know what I mean?
21:22So, like, with Megan, with you, she's, like, she, she's within a,
21:26she's within a mile.
21:27Yeah.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32Whereas, like, with me and Helena,
21:36How many miles?
21:37She's probably about 15 miles away.
21:40She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well, though, because,
21:44do you use kilometers in, no, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometers.
21:48It's a very death.
21:48Yeah.
21:49You use kilometers?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use miles.
21:52Do you use kg?
21:54Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah, I don't know.
21:56It's so annoying when he goes.
21:57Pounds is so annoying.
21:59I went to the gym and it's pounds.
22:00It's just over double, innit?
22:02Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just like long.
22:05Everything feels heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously, it's just over double, innit?
22:09But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:12Yeah, 20.
22:13...he plate, but 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19225 feels way heavier.
22:22Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:26If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:32Over to the Love Island kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:43Does anybody have any milk preference?
22:47This one.
22:48That's not, that's egg whites.
22:49What?
22:50That's egg whites, innit?
22:51Yeah.
22:51Egg whites, soya milk.
22:52Oh.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54Soya milk, what do you mean it's egg whites?
22:55Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59Sorry.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs aren't that small.
23:02That is eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06Yeah, I've got a...
23:06It's a soldier as well.
23:07I've got a scoop.
23:08I'm buying a linguine.
23:09So that's chickpeas mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:12Yeah.
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:19No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:21Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:23I'm not trying that.
23:23No, smell it.
23:27That's mine's milk.
23:28Yeah, where's mine's?
23:30Right, I hate to break up the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:34I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:36Oh, get Harry, he's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:52Is it his mullet?
23:53It's cheeky smile.
23:56I think it's because I've got my black toe out again.
23:58The black toe?
23:59I think it's that, to be honest.
24:01Wait, you've just itch me the fuck out.
24:02You've just itch me the fuck out.
24:03No, stop, I'm not trying it on me, you.
24:04Can we ask what the story is behind the black toe?
24:07It just happens every year through football.
24:08Football, that's fine.
24:10But hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:17Your football boots must be too small for you.
24:19No, but it's people like standing on my toes.
24:22Like, it's two of them.
24:23Right.
24:23You want to have a look, don't you?
24:24No.
24:25I can tell.
24:26You want to suck on them, don't you?
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:32It's fallen off and then the white, that's what usually happens,
24:34and it grows back and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one grows...
24:38It'll fall off again next year?
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:40An annual day.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:42It's like Christmas.
24:44Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see it.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:51It's incredible.
24:51Go to the podiatrist.
24:54I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bet should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break, have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which this is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come a shock to my friends as well.
25:13What is it?
25:14Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:17You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:19I've got to do what I've got to do, wouldn't I?
25:37Is that me?
25:38Oh, God.
25:39Say it, say it, say it!
25:41It's just an update to me.
25:44Oh, my God!
25:48Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Bet.
25:52Because I live for this, I live for this.
25:56How are we feeling, girls?
25:57We are strong, we are beautiful, we are slay.
26:01What about you, boys, all ready?
26:02Feeling like the one that's here, looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:06Nice, boys.
26:08Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:12Guys, you want to see something?
26:13Look how small my finger fingers.
26:16What do you say?
26:18It is quite small, actually.
26:19It's really small.
26:20It's four centimetres.
26:21Is it?
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23That's my party trick.
26:25We've got this Unseen Bet nailed.
26:28How do you type and stuff like that?
26:29I don't type.
26:30On your phone?
26:31Oh.
26:35Yeah.
26:36Can you knock out the toenails like that as well?
26:38You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:43So, come on, everyone, let's get moving.
26:46You can cut some shapes in here.
26:58Babe, are you okay?
26:59The amount that I've tripped over at this fucking gaff.
27:02Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:07So, go on then, Tommy.
27:08What is it?
27:08I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:12I do show a bit of emotion.
27:14So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:17Oh, God.
27:18The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Mick stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:30I was in pieces.
27:32I'm welling up myself now.
27:35Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:38After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:42But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Aleema?
27:46Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:48Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've done that before.
27:52But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:53Oh, do you not?
27:54He's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:56I'll get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58It's not doing me a disservice.
28:00He's a great looking lad.
28:01But I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:03But no, there could be worse comparisons.
28:05Sure.
28:07I used to have called her the Grinch at school.
28:09I swear to you, right?
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, 12, this girl, and she...
28:15No, I'd love to you, because I could see her.
28:18I can see her as well.
28:18I can see her as well.
28:19I can see her as well.
28:22People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:24Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:27People used to say that like Cindy Lou.
28:29I know.
28:30Oh, my.
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32That's a better shout from Whoville.
28:35I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37Dijon Ivan Toney.
28:40He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:41Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Toney.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Toney's a lucky man.
28:47Our lovely Meghan.
28:48Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:53I think Shakira looks a bit like Poké Hunters.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58I'll check it.
28:59Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Meghan Barton Hanson
29:03from Love Island.
29:03She's given that energy.
29:05So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
29:06because I've not told her that yet.
29:08I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:11Do you reckon?
29:16I don't think no-one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:18Right.
29:19I have had no look-alikes yet.
29:21Right.
29:21I know exactly who you look like.
29:23Do you remember Sophia Graves and Rosie?
29:24You used to go on the Ellen show, and they think it's...
29:27Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:28Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one.
29:31Growing up, you look just like her.
29:32Really?
29:32Yeah.
29:33No.
29:34I'm just Meghan Moore.
29:36I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in a certain light,
29:38and that light is pitch darkness.
29:40The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate
29:50all the big questions, like...
29:52I don't know whether I want Friday or post.
29:55Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know.
29:57I'm dying for it.
29:58Is there nothing in there?
29:59I didn't even check.
30:03There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:05Meg, watch out.
30:08Ex-Islanders get scared by something.
30:15That's a drone.
30:16He's in the bridge.
30:17He's in the bridge.
30:18Oh, my life, that's what I've seen.
30:23That's a bird.
30:27What's on that?
30:28What is that?
30:28Is that me?
30:29Is that me?
30:29Is that me?
30:30Is that me?
30:30Is that me?
30:31Is that me?
30:31Is that me?
30:32Whatever that is.
30:32It's in your head.
30:33It'll go.
30:34It'll go.
30:34No.
30:36Stay still.
30:36Stay still.
30:37You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:39What the fuck?
30:44He's like watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:52I don't know.
30:52I feel like me and her back when I was chatting to Harry yesterday.
30:54I thought, fuck off.
30:55I know.
30:57It's gone.
30:58What is that?
30:59What is that?
31:03Oh, wait, wait.
31:04Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:07Fikes you gave her.
31:08Just drop me off there.
31:09I'll give you five stars at a tip.
31:11It's normally around about week three that the islanders start doing their hilarious Ian Sterling impressions,
31:26but this lot got started early.
31:30A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:42A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:46Ian should be threatened right now.
31:47I think he should use our voices, then his voiceover.
31:51I'm not worried one bit girls, you've got it all wrong.
32:02Look.
32:03A new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13Oh, wait, stop.
32:14Even the song's got it wrong.
32:16This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of two.
32:28Come on, guys.
32:29Can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel, and he's got Shay in tow.
32:35I'm talking of toes.
32:36There's something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:40Do you want me to get your toes out?
32:44None of the boys have got toenails, or they're black.
32:46Nah, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:48There you are.
32:50At the end of that.
32:51Whoa.
32:52Oh, shit.
32:54So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more.
32:57By the pool of sat in there, you told me.
32:58Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:03Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:10After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:18He was starving as hell and a sapped him of all his energy.
33:21And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:24Some might say wimpy.
33:26Oh, where's my burger?
33:28Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:31Gees, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
33:32You ate it.
33:34I haven't eaten it. I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon. Who ate it?
33:38To find out, we're launching a special investigation
33:41to undercover the identity of breakfast burger burglar.
33:45Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:50First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:54Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:57No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:00Blue goes in to get a drink. Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:09But would he stoop so low as to dick another man's burger?
34:12Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice and Mel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:21Next under suspicion, it's Tony. Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her. Oh, sorry, Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:40Bang to rights. Bold as brass. Broodal, little bugger. It's a breakfast burger.
34:50Burglar!
34:56Gies, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
34:58You ate it?
34:58I haven't eaten it. I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:02Fuck off!
35:03You mix your bird and your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:08Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10Yeah.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:15The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:20Have some muesli, guys. You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:28Oh, my God.
35:53Hey, how am I looking? Look at the baby.
35:55Where's it oil?
35:56You've got it oiled up.
35:58Oiled up. Let's go.
35:59Let's go, indeed. We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:18If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:20You'll sit back on your sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:34Come on, strike a pose.
36:36And check, check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44Okay.
36:46Man like Tommy, he ain't got to wear Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because he got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, blue.
36:52Has he got a clue?
36:54Yes, he do.
36:54Because he might have to go to the loo.
37:05Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room.
37:07And it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:10Why do you have, Tony? Just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:15The lady that did my lips was in Miami, and now she moved to the Dominican Republic
37:21and does lips and penis injections.
37:24What? What do you mean, penis injections?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:32What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:36I don't know.
37:37But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:41How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that treatment you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bococks?
37:55And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em?
38:02Ice Cab?
38:03MC Uber?
38:05No.
38:06But no, no, no, obviously.
38:07My name's Ben.
38:07I might write with a pen.
38:08Go on, go on, go on.
38:10I might count to ten.
38:12What?
38:12Because I've got a friend called Glen and an uncle called Ken.
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What?
38:16Because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:18I like women, not men.
38:19Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:23Hey, hey, hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:27Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole.
38:32Because I keep it on the low.
38:33Only here I've got a mole.
38:35On the boat I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:38I've got friends not foe.
38:40Boy better know.
38:42Hey, hey, hey, hey.
38:42Oh, yeah.
38:44See?
38:44I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what it's all about.
38:47Exploring the rapping career.
38:49I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too.
39:01As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:11The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:14Alima chose new boy Rommel, Shakira a couple with Ben, Megan stayed with Tommy, leaving us to five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:30The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to a hundred quite quick.
39:35We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen, I was talking about?
39:40Was it that outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:43Yeah, you're...
39:45Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52No, Tommy, sorry, Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:54Yeah, he really does it like Tom Clear.
39:57Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:03They're pretty risky.
40:05I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:09You can see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't it?
40:12Isn't that my dead child?
40:13Geez, I think these are me, you know.
40:16That's really nice.
40:17Yeah, big time.
40:20I love your fashion suits.
40:22Don't look, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your...
40:27Oh, my God, how are we wearing it?
40:29Oh, God.
40:30He's got...
40:31Do you know, like, curtains?
40:32That's what he's got.
40:33Where is he?
40:34He's got like, so many trousers.
40:35Helen's gonna die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:38This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear like a blue or a green top, please.
40:43He's playing.
40:44You can wear that.
40:45I'm good, I'm okay.
40:46I mean, you can say, like, that's thank you for your input.
40:49She might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:54Yes, it was Harry's flowy trousers.
40:56It proved lucky in the end.
40:58And someone else who was wearing their lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya?
41:08You all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:15If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:19But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:26At least he's wearing blue.
41:29I don't know.
41:30He come in in blue.
41:32He did, didn't he?
41:34Poetic, man.
41:36Pure poetry in motion.
41:39As blue in blue, felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:45It's back, and as the saying goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:51It's time for each other man.
41:56This semi-assel goes to give me the best chat-a-blins.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-a-blinder boy.
42:02They sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:10My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:14Simple, sweet, and cheeky.
42:16They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24Depends if you fit.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:29Oh, that's a good one.
42:32Are you from Tennessee?
42:33Because you're the only 10 IC.
42:35Tennessee, you're 10 IC.
42:38Are you from 10...
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:41It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:44Get away.
42:45No, they do.
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating
42:54you, and they always panic, and they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them the NASA Instagram account, because they're out of this one.
43:04Are you guys ready?
43:05It's your dad a boxer, because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:10Do you fancy a raisin?
43:15Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:21I don't think anyone's saying no to that.
43:26I'll be honest.
43:26In fact, Tommy, you have to cut some chalet blinds.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:35Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:41What?
43:41I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:45Aww.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is,
43:57it's your name Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:03So annoying.
44:04Don't do that again.
44:06You're done.
44:08Come back next time for some more.
44:11Happy toppy Nancy!
44:13It was shocking.
44:22It caused drama.
44:23There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Come on.
44:28Girls!
44:29Woo!
44:29Girls!
44:30Girls!
44:30Girls!
44:31Nice!
44:32Fuck off!
44:34What?
44:35Here's an exclusive unseen bit of what they got to watch.
44:41Excuse me!
44:42Fuck off!
44:43Wait, shh, shh, shh, shh.
44:45Bro, is that not eggs?
44:46That is.
44:46That is like chickpeas or something.
44:47That's eggs.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look, that's not on my pinky fingers.
44:55It is quite small, actually.
44:56It's really small.
44:57It's four centimeters.
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Bats.
45:13Bye!
45:16We'll see you all next time for more Unseen Bats.
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