Love Island S12 EP 6
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00:12One word, we are back. Well actually that's three words but we're not splitting airs as
00:17we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hares. I need to try to move. Things are moving fast.
00:28They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of
00:33dumpings. Trumping. Bumping. Screaming. And things that go bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready? So sit down. Oh it's sounding weird. Oh no. Not there. And enjoy an hour of
00:53audio action from the villa that's all killer, no filler. Well sort of almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick. You can get filler in your willy.
01:01This is a Love Island on Team Mads. Are you ready? Excuse me.
01:06Yes.
01:24Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bets.
01:26Some things may be new but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself. I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:41We are fit to burst. I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and we're better, better than ever before.
01:52We're up and running. There's no stopping me in this.
01:58We've got a spring in our step. That's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:03It's kind of a trampoline, right? Our Islanders teeth are shining and their
02:08pushes are shaking. As we settle down into some highbrow chat. I was 22. I'm so different now.
02:16I think your frontal lobe developed. My what? Do you not know what that is?
02:20No. Right, okay. So your frontal lobe is like... Here we go.
02:22It is the nerd talk. Oh, you are a nerd.
02:25So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25.
02:30Stop. And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:33So like people say when you're 25, like your frontal lobe kicks in and they're met and like
02:38you start to realise, oh he's a good kid. Oh, is that one of them immature?
02:40I'm at that. When do theirs grow? When they're 30?
02:44They're probably a bit... A lot of them developed.
02:48It's going to be TV gold.
02:51Three, two, one. Let's go.
02:55Three, two, one.
02:57Yes!
02:57And they're been never before.
03:03But let's go right back to the beginning of time. Well, actually just six days ago.
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:15The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:17Two little bedrooms.
03:18There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:22Done-up dressing rooms.
03:25The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:27Oh, yes.
03:28And an entirely new chip station.
03:31Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:33TfL Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334-kilometre line extension stretching all
03:41the way to New York's brand new Loverpool street station.
03:45Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:47We love to rate a carnivore.
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the mile line were Shakira and Meg.
03:55I'm literally shaking a bit of that.
03:57Yeah!
03:58Ready?
03:59Let's run.
04:00Go.
04:02Look at us.
04:03We look absolutely stunning.
04:04Ten out of ten.
04:06I mean, we're ready by choice.
04:07I know, exactly.
04:08It's a love fun under the love fest.
04:13I'm probably going to fall out.
04:15I know.
04:15We've guessed one.
04:19This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love.
04:22Would all girls change here for a hideaway park corner?
04:28Ah, you look amazing!
04:29Oh, my goodness.
04:31Hello, darling.
04:32Oh, Megan's nice.
04:33No, I'm Megan.
04:34Oh, Meg.
04:34I don't know.
04:36No!
04:36We should do, like, Megs and Legs.
04:38No, Megs and Legs.
04:39This is going to...
04:40That's going to get confusing.
04:41Oh, God.
04:42This is going to get bloody confusing, isn't it?
04:46Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No, I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Um, hello.
04:51Hello.
04:52We're late.
04:53Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the mile line.
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
05:06Let's go to Love Island!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of new islanders.
05:16Woo!
05:16Hello.
05:17Mind the chaps.
05:18Hello, hello, hello.
05:21Hello, hello.
05:22Welcome to the villa.
05:23Hello, how are we getting on?
05:25Hello.
05:26What's happening, Maya?
05:27Are you all right?
05:27What's happening?
05:28Are you all right?
05:29What's happening?
05:30What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one.
05:32Hello, Tommy.
05:34How are you?
05:34How are you?
05:35Lovely to meet you.
05:36You so.
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track, when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with Megan.
05:51But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:55Oh, change please.
05:58Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the islanders to my top secret TV studio for a little chat,
06:03which is in my loft.
06:05What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:06Oh.
06:08And here's some unseen bits you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:11Oh, miss you, oh no.
06:17It just feels like, it's like I'm on TV.
06:20You are, Meg.
06:21Here, catch this.
06:32I'm excited.
06:32I'm excited.
06:36I'm very excited.
06:38Wow, wow, wow.
06:40I'm in like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:42Am I on fire or am I just tripping?
06:46Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:51My little wandering eyes go, bing, bing, bing, bing.
06:54I'm thinking, wow.
06:56Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
06:58I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa.
07:03But the only thing I'm not looking forward to is my nan watching.
07:08I think that a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date.
07:12It's happened to me before that gave me the ick.
07:17Someone was sick in my car, I thought I'd just like being sick with her.
07:20And it would just be a whole mess of just, just, just a concoction of not good mess.
07:25I'm thinking, why?
07:28I'm trying to get my flirt on.
07:30A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:35Every Wednesday morning, we go to the retirement flats.
07:38And the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:40Give her a little flirt.
07:41Oh, you look nice, Doris.
07:42Cool, how old are you, 65?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, haven't I?
07:46Wow, wow, wow.
07:48Thanks Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back, please?
07:51I'm off down the beach.
07:52After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03All my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:09Do you, erm, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I read my star sign, yeah.
08:14Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love.
08:17And it's today, 7th of June.
08:20So, what, are you thinking that this could be it?
08:21Wow, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:22You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh.
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:25LAUGHTER
08:28My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying.
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not.
08:33Yeah.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34No, he's not.
08:36I'm still going to go, I shut off.
08:39Yeah, no, you're in...
08:40I like what you're saying, I like what you're giving me.
08:43I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45OK.
08:46Have you heard that saying, nah?
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're just...
08:49What are you picking up and what?
08:50We're dropping off.
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No.
08:58Don't worry, Harry.
08:59I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
09:02As all superfans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:16And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Meghan getting something off her chest.
09:21I will pop a shot so that he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give a fuck.
09:30Yeah.
09:30He's belching.
09:32Excuse me.
09:34Ready to get us?
09:36Excuse me.
09:37Excuse me.
09:42Right, this is out of our hands.
09:44The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hang out.
09:46I'm going to belch again.
09:47It's a nervous one this time.
09:47Each of us, have a 20% chance.
09:48Sorry.
09:49Sorry.
09:51Excuse me.
09:52I've been a belchy girl today.
09:54It's the nerves.
09:55Thank you, Meghan, for your contribution.
09:57Deep but not so meaningful.
10:05Rule one of a first date.
10:07Be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:09Or your backside, for that matter.
10:11Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:12Oh, no!
10:15No!
10:15Oh!
10:16Why is it wet?
10:17Have we got wet bums now?
10:18For fuck's sake, yeah.
10:19No, you actually can't see it.
10:20Oh, are we?
10:21Can you see it?
10:21Yeah.
10:22Not that I mean to see it.
10:23Shall we sit somewhere else?
10:24No.
10:24Let's have a little look.
10:25Sorry, guys, my bad.
10:27I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way to the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh, yeah.
10:32Oh, that is well nice, man.
10:33That was so cute.
10:34It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:37It's better as well.
10:38Is it?
10:38We sit on the pillow.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Where's it at?
10:41I don't know.
10:42I don't know.
10:43Sorry.
10:43But, yeah, it's all fun and games in here, but when we come out, I live in North London.
10:48Yeah.
10:48How do you feel about that?
10:49We have a living job, I told you that earlier.
10:50Where do you live?
10:51Brighton.
10:52And you don't love Brighton.
10:53Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
10:55Yeah, no.
10:56I'm not listening, am I?
10:57No, no, you're not.
10:58What's your day job?
10:59Have you told me already?
11:00Oh, no, it's not going well.
11:01You're all mad at this.
11:02You're all mad at this.
11:03Oh, no, my memory.
11:04Oh, okay.
11:04What is it?
11:05No.
11:06Guess.
11:06You told me?
11:07I told you, I guess.
11:09No, you're going to have to remind me.
11:10I'm an energy broker.
11:11Energy, yeah, come on now.
11:12Oh, yeah, go on now.
11:13I told you that.
11:14I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:15It's like selling people energy contracts on the phone.
11:17Oh, it's your sales.
11:19You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:20Oh, no, right?
11:21Oh, my God.
11:22We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number too?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:34Ooh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been 10 years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:45And over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:52We've hosted a galaxy of out-of-this-world characters.
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now, girlfriend and boyfriend.
11:59We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:05I think we can have a laugh.
12:07As well as raunchy romances.
12:10To paraphrase the Daleks, fornicate, fornicate.
12:17There have been some difficult decisions.
12:20Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:22What about the recoupling?
12:23I don't know.
12:25Earth-shattering showdowns.
12:27Don't mean it like that.
12:31It's finna.
12:32And classic love language.
12:36And most importantly, raspberries.
12:39Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hairy.
12:44But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:51Having just undergone its fourth regeneration, it's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders
12:58I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:16Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:18I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees.
13:22So go and tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:25Um, burpees, how many burpees can I give you?
13:29Hold that thought, it's time for a break.
13:31So what I was thinking, you know, like all these chats here, which are like not really part of the day, I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits.
13:59You're not wrong, Tommy.
14:01So let's get mashing.
14:03It's Love Island unseen bits.
14:05Welcome back to our little old love shack.
14:07We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:10Oh, God, there's writing.
14:11I'm just writing.
14:15But health and safety look away now as we love an accident.
14:18Oh, no.
14:21We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:34Oh, the net, yeah.
14:36Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:37Just let it hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave my range.
14:42I'm not even being funny.
14:45Mine growls like a rapid spade.
14:47So let's ease you in.
14:56Is this a deep DMC?
14:57What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful tart.
14:59Nah.
15:01Of course not, Shakira.
15:03It's unseen bits.
15:06Well, before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many burpees he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:16Um, burpees.
15:17How many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees.
15:18Maybe a hundred.
15:19Unbroken.
15:20One hundred.
15:21You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:22A hundred?
15:23One and zero, zero?
15:24Yeah, of course.
15:25Unbroken?
15:26Straight?
15:27Of course.
15:29No stopping?
15:30Of course I can do a hundred.
15:31I'm broken.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:39Excuse me.
15:41I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:50You're going to get your ass checked.
15:51Oh, my fucking ass.
16:00I'll get you.
16:03On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Maya.
16:09But once then, she had a first night twist for her Islanders.
16:12Please welcome, Toni!
16:15Is that a boy or a girl?
16:17Wait, Toni, is that not a boy's name?
16:19Toni, yeah. It's a girl's name, isn't it?
16:21Toni's both names. It can be a girl or a boy.
16:24Hello. I'm here.
16:28Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:30Hortley Bombshell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:37Hello!
16:38And Toni chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:44I'm all right.
16:48And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben
16:50getting to know transatlantic Toni.
16:53I was going to go to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide, that's why.
16:57I'll take you.
16:59I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:01Toni.
17:03Dun-dun-dun...
17:05Oh, no, I'll call Toni Tori.
17:09Oh, yeah, like, oh, my God.
17:11Do you remember her name?
17:12I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:15That's why I was talking to her, I said knee,
17:16and I was like, oh.
17:17Yeah, she was like, shin?
17:19Don't worry, boys,
17:22as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds
17:25to help you out.
17:26How do you say her name?
17:28Alina.
17:28Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's ma.
17:31Ma, I thought it was a ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:34That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:40No, there's no M.
17:41Yes, there is, bro.
17:42Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought, it was A-L-N.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:46What about the I?
17:48Hell, yeah.
17:49A-M?
17:50Yeah.
17:51Who's Helen?
17:52I love.
17:53Helena.
17:54Which one's that?
17:55Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:56Helena's the blonde, the lady blonde,
17:57the, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Helena.
17:59No.
18:00Oh, this is so hard.
18:02Helena.
18:03Alima.
18:04Alima and Helena.
18:06Alima and Helena.
18:07Yeah.
18:08Helena's the blonde one?
18:09Yeah.
18:10The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:19Mate, remind me of your name again, I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blondie.
18:23Helena.
18:24Oh, my God.
18:26OK, try again.
18:28Hel-E-N-A.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37They asking people named Harriet, they went,
18:39She introduced herself as Harriet and I was like,
18:41I'm fine.
18:42I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:45That sexy, H.
18:47Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:50I've been doing good, Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:52You've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:57I will get to terms of it by when we're all gone.
19:00I remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:14Oh, sorry.
19:24We all know that practice makes perfect.
19:26And in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:32Three, two, one.
19:33Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:35Three, two, one.
19:37Three, two, one.
19:39I don't know.
19:40I don't know what's going on over there.
19:42I'm trying.
19:43I'm lost.
19:44I'm lost.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46So now you have to start it and you have a choice of the next tree.
19:49So you only do two now.
19:51Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:53What are you doing?
19:54No, don't tell me, don't mate.
19:55It's just no idea, mate.
19:57What is this?
19:58What is this?
19:59Three, two, one.
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02He wants to go play.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:04Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on.
20:07I don't get it.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Three, two, one.
20:11I love it as well.
20:13Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:20the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:24It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Now it's harder than it seems.
20:31Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helena's relationship
20:43will go the whole 10 yards or the whole 9.144 metres, if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:49No, not really, like, puss.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Shouldn't be a million miles away from it either, like.
20:56Yeah, yeah.
20:57She's probably, like, 60 miles away.
21:02Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:04He said, look, she's not a million miles away, she's like, 60 miles away.
21:13That's how we should say it, that's how we should say it, like, talk, rating how much
21:19someone is your type.
21:20Yeah.
21:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:22You know what I mean?
21:23She's, like, she, she's within a, she's within a mile.
21:27Yeah.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:29Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:31Whereas, like, with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:39She's very close.
21:4015 miles is long enough as well, though, because, do you use kilometres in, no, you use miles in
21:45the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometres.
21:48Yeah.
21:49You use kilometres?
21:50Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use my...
21:52You use kg?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56It's so annoying when he goes...
21:57Pounds is so annoying.
21:58I went to the gym and it's pounds, it's like, oh, really?
22:00It's just over double, isn't it?
22:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:02It's just, like, long.
22:04Everything feels heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:06Well, obviously it's just over double in it, but...
22:08But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:12Yeah, 20.
22:13...he plate, but...
22:14A 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:18It's 225, it's way heavier.
22:20Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:25If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:29Over to the Love Island kitchen where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:42Does anybody have, um, any milk preference?
22:46This one.
22:47That's not, that's egg whites.
22:48What?
22:49That's egg whites, isn't it?
22:50Yeah.
22:51Egg whites? Soya milk?
22:52Oh.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54What do you mean it's egg whites?
22:55Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:56Sorry, Ben.
22:57Bro, is that not eggs?
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59That's like chickpeas or something.
23:00Eggs aren't that small.
23:01That is eggs.
23:02That's eggs.
23:03Let me look.
23:04Let me look.
23:05This is a soldier as well.
23:07I'm buying a linguine.
23:09So that's chickpeas mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something, isn't it?
23:12That's not egg whites.
23:13I might have a bowl of that.
23:14Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:18No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:20Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:22I'm not trying that.
23:23No, smell it.
23:24That smells like milk.
23:25Yeah, where's mine's?
23:26Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:31I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:35Oh, get Harry, he's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:48What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:51Is it his mullet?
23:52His cheeky smile?
23:54I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:57The black toe?
23:58I think it's that, to be honest.
23:59Wait, you've just itch me the fuck out.
24:01No, stop.
24:02I'm not trying it on me you.
24:03Can I ask what the story is behind the black toe?
24:06It just happens every year through football.
24:08Football is just standing there.
24:09But hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:11That's bullshit.
24:12What do you mean?
24:13It's not a football excuse.
24:14Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:16Your football breathe must be too small for you.
24:18No, but it's people like standing on my toes.
24:21Like, it's two of them.
24:22Right.
24:23You want to have a look, don't you?
24:24No.
24:25You want to suck on them now?
24:27I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:31It's fallen off, and that's what usually happens,
24:34and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:36But this one's grown...
24:37It'll fall off again next year?
24:38Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:40An annual day.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:42It's like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see it down.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:48It's incredible.
24:51Go to the podiatrist.
24:54I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
24:59Hey, Tommy, before the break,
25:01have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:03I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which this is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:09so it might come a shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:13Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:16You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:18Oh, that is.
25:37Is that me?
25:38Oh, my God!
25:39Say it! Say it! Say it!
25:40It's just an update to me.
25:42Oh, my God!
25:45Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:51Because I live for this.
25:52I live for this.
25:54How are we feeling, girls?
25:56We are strong.
25:57We are beautiful.
25:58We are slay.
25:59What about you boys already?
26:01Feeling like the one to share.
26:03Looking like the man when I look in the mirrors.
26:05Nice, boys.
26:06Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:10Guys, you want to see something?
26:11Yeah.
26:12Look how small my finger fingers.
26:13What do you say?
26:14It is quite small, actually.
26:15It's really small.
26:16It's four centimetres.
26:17Is it?
26:18Oh, my God.
26:19That's my party trick.
26:20We've got this Unseen Bits nailed.
26:21How do you type and stuff like when...
26:22I don't type.
26:23On your phone?
26:24Oh.
26:25Yeah.
26:26Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:27You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:42So come on, everyone.
26:43Let's get moving.
26:44You can cut some shapes in there.
26:47What?
26:48Babe, are you okay?
26:49The amount that I've tripped over at this fucking gaff.
27:03Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:06So go on then, Tommy.
27:07What is it?
27:08A secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:11I do show a bit of emotion.
27:13So when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:16Oh, God.
27:17The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey.
27:22The Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Mick stood up at the churchman Smithy's wedding.
27:29Oh, my God.
27:30I was in pieces.
27:31I'm welling up myself now.
27:34Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:38After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:42But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Aleema?
27:45Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:48Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've heard that before.
27:51But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:53Why?
27:54He's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:55I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:57It's not doing me a disservice.
27:59He's a great looking lad, but I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:02But no, there could be worse comparisons.
28:05True.
28:06I used to have called her the Grinch at school.
28:08I swear to you, right?
28:09I can't.
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, twelve, this girl...
28:13You were laughing because I could see her.
28:16Oh, God.
28:17I can see her as well.
28:18I can see her as well.
28:19I can see her as well.
28:20Right.
28:21People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:23Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:26People used to smell it like Cindy Lou.
28:28I know.
28:29Oh, my.
28:30That's a better shout.
28:31That's a better shout from Whoville.
28:34I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37Dijon Ivan Toni.
28:39He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:41Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Toni.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Toni is a lucky man.
28:45Wow.
28:46Our lovely Meghan.
28:47Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:49Thanks, guys.
28:51Good job.
28:52I think Shakira looks a bit like Pocahuntas.
28:55I'll check it.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58I'll check it.
28:59Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Meghan Barton Hanson
29:02from Love Island.
29:03She's given that energy.
29:04So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
29:06because I've not told her that yet.
29:07I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:10Do you check it?
29:15I don't think no-one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:18Right.
29:19I have had no look-alikes yet.
29:20Right.
29:21I know exactly who you look like.
29:22Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:24He's gone Ellenshire.
29:26And they think, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:28Stop.
29:29Who do you look like that?
29:30Rosie, the blonde one.
29:31Growing up, you look just like her.
29:32Really?
29:33Yeah.
29:34No.
29:35I'm just Meghan Moore.
29:36I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in certain light,
29:38and that light is pitch darkness.
29:39The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate
29:49all the big questions, like...
29:51I don't know whether I want Friday or post.
29:54Do we have any avocado?
29:55I know.
29:56I'm dying for it.
29:57Is there not any in there?
29:58I didn't even check.
29:59There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:04Oh, my God!
30:05Meg, watch out!
30:06Ex-Islanders get scared by something!
30:11That's a drone!
30:12He's in the bridge!
30:13He's in the bridge!
30:14Oh, my life!
30:15That's a bird!
30:16That's a bird!
30:17What's on that?
30:18What is that?
30:19Is that me?
30:20Is that me?
30:21Ooh!
30:22That needs to move away from me, whatever that is.
30:23It'll go.
30:24It'll go.
30:25No.
30:26Stay still.
30:27Stay still.
30:28You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:29What the fuck?
30:30Man, what the...?
30:31He's like watching the...
30:32Oh, my God!
30:33Oh, my God!
30:34Oh, my God!
30:35Oh, my God!
30:36Oh, my God!
30:37Oh, my God!
30:38Oh, my God!
30:39Oh, my God!
30:40Oh, my God!
30:41Oh, my God!
30:42Oh, my God!
30:43Oh, my God!
30:44I'm watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:51I don't know.
30:52I feel like me and...
30:53Like, when I was chatting to Harry yesterday...
30:54Fuck off!
30:55I know.
30:56It's gone.
30:57What is that?
30:58What is that?
30:59What is that?
31:01Oh!
31:02Oh, wait, wait!
31:03Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:05Fights you gave her, just dropped me off there.
31:08I'll give you five stars at the tip.
31:10It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilarious Ian Stirling impressions, but this lot got started early.
31:27A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:33A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:41A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:45You sound like him.
31:47A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:52Ian should be threatened right now.
31:54I think he should use our voices, then his voiceover.
31:57I'm not worried. One bet, girls.
32:00You've got it all wrong. Look!
32:03Hello? I'm here.
32:06Get ready, ready, ready.
32:09A hot new bombshell enters the villa.
32:12No, wait! Stop!
32:14Even the song's got it wrong.
32:17This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:23It's me and you, an army of two.
32:28Come on, guys. Can you not count?
32:31It's Rommel, and he's got Shay in tow.
32:34I'm talking of toes or something you really need to know
32:37before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:40You want to get your toes out?
32:43None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:46No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:48Here they are.
32:50At the end of that.
32:51Whoa!
32:52Oh, shit.
32:53So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more by the pool of Saturday.
32:58Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:00Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:13After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and a sapped him of all his energy.
33:20And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:23Some might say wimpy.
33:25Oh, where's my burger?
33:27Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:30Gees, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
33:32Who ate it?
33:33I haven't eaten it.
33:34I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon.
33:36Who ate it?
33:37To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of Breakfast Burger Burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:49First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:53Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:56No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:00Blue goes in to get a drink. Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:08But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:15Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some icing for Mel, just checks out the cold cuts.
34:24Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:26Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:28I bet it's her.
34:30Oh, sorry, Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:44Bang to rights, bold as brass.
34:46Brewed a little bugger is the breakfast burger.
34:49Burglar!
34:55Gees, you've eaten my burger. I know you have.
34:57You ate it?
34:58I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
34:59I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:01Fuck off!
35:02You mixed your burger and your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:08Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:09Yeah.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:15The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:18Have some muesli, guys. You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:23Sjoements
35:38Open up your love. I'll come in if you want me to.
35:42Open up your love. All your heart is egging me for two.
35:46Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55Where's oil?
35:56He's got oiled up.
35:58Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:01We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:09And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:19If I sleep a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:23So sit back on this sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:33Come on, strike a pose.
36:36And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44Okay.
36:46Man like Tommy, he ain't got to wear Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because he's got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, blue, has he got a clue?
36:54Yes, he do, because he might have to go to the loo.
36:57Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:11What do you have, Tony?
37:11Just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:14The lady that did my lips was in Miami and now she moved to the Dominican Republic and does lips and penis injections.
37:25What?
37:25What do you mean penis injections?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:31What?
37:32What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:36But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:40How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that trip that you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bococs?
37:55And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em?
38:02Ice Cab?
38:03MC Uber?
38:05No, no, no, obviously, my name's Ben.
38:08I might write with a pen.
38:09Go on, go on, go on.
38:10I might count to ten.
38:12What, because I've got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken.
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What, because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:18I like women, not men.
38:19Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:23Hey, hey, hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:26Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow, because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole, because I keep it on the low.
38:33Only here I've got a mole.
38:36On the boat I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends not foe.
38:41Boy, better know.
38:42Hey.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44See?
38:44I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what it's all about.
38:48It's exploring the rapping career.
38:49I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard, too.
39:01As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever, with some long dramatic pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:10The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:15Aleema chose new boy, Rommel.
39:17Shakira a couple with Ben.
39:19Megan stayed with Tommy.
39:21Leaving us to five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:30The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to 100 quite quick.
39:34We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen?
39:39I was talking about.
39:41Was it that outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:44Yeah, you're...
39:45Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52Not Tommy, sorry.
39:53Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:55Yeah, he really does it like Tom Clear.
39:57Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:00He says, the pretty risky.
40:06I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:10You can see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't it?
40:12It looks like my dad's shoes.
40:13I think these are me, you know.
40:16That's real, isn't it?
40:17Yeah.
40:18Big time.
40:19I love your fashion suits.
40:22Don't look.
40:23Close your eyes.
40:24Close your eyes.
40:24Close your eyes.
40:25Close your eyes.
40:26Close your eyes.
40:26Close your eyes.
40:26Close your...
40:27Oh, my God.
40:28How are we wearing it?
40:29Oh, God.
40:30If he's got, do you know, like, curtains?
40:32That's what he's got.
40:33Where is he?
40:34He's got a flowery trousers.
40:35Helena's going to die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:39This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please.
40:43Plain.
40:44You can wear that.
40:45I'm not good.
40:45I'm not changing.
40:46I mean, you can say, like, that's thank you, Rupert.
40:49She might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:54Yes, it was Harry's flowery trousers that proved lucky in the end.
40:58And someone else who was wearing their lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya?
41:08You all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:12Blue.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:14If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:20But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:27At least he's wearing blue.
41:31He come in in blue.
41:33He did, didn't he?
41:35Poetic, man.
41:35Pure poetry in motion.
41:39As blue in blue felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:45It's back.
41:46And as the saying goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:52This time it has sound goes to give me the best chat-up lines.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-up lines, but they sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like,
42:04looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:10My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:14Simple, sweet and cheeky.
42:16They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24Depends if you fit.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:30Oh, that's a good one.
42:32Are you from Tennessee?
42:33Because you're the only 10 IC.
42:35So, Tennessee, you're 10 IC.
42:38Are you from 10...
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:42It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:44Get away.
42:45No, thank you.
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go,
42:51oh, I think someone's impersonating you, and they always panic,
42:55and they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them the NASA Instagram account,
43:00because they're out of this one.
43:03Are you guys ready?
43:06Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:12Why are you not laughing?
43:13Why are you not laughing?
43:17Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:24I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:27In fact, Tommy, you have to cut some chalabines.
43:28I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:31You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:36Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:39I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:45Oh.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one,
43:55especially on dating apps, is,
43:57it's your name Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:00Come back next time for some more.
44:20It was shocking.
44:22It caused drama.
44:23There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly
44:26hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Come on.
44:28Girls, girls, girls, girls!
44:32Eggs!
44:33Fuck off!
44:35What?
44:35Here's an exclusive unseen bit of what they've got to watch.
44:41Excuse me!
44:43Fuck off!
44:44Wait, shh, shh.
44:45Is that not eggs?
44:46Sorry.
44:46That was like chickpeas or something.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look, that's not on my pinky fingers.
44:55It is quite small, actually.
44:56Really small.
44:57It's awesome.
44:58Centauri-sos.
44:59Is it?
44:59Oh!
45:00Oh my God!
45:01He's on my head!
45:02You're...
45:02Ha!
45:03Ha!
45:03Ha!
45:04Ha!
45:04Ha!
45:05Ha!
45:05Ha!
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09Ha!
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Bits!
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