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00:12One word, we are back.
00:14Well, actually, that's three words, but we're not splitting hairs
00:17as we're bringing you the best unseen action
00:19from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hairs...
00:24Why is it?
00:25Shightened.
00:25Things are moving fast.
00:27They've been in the villa less than seven days and already
00:30we've seen more than our fair share of...
00:33Dumpings.
00:36Trumping.
00:38Bumping.
00:40Screaming.
00:42And things are going bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready?
00:47So sit down.
00:48Oh, it's something.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Not there.
00:51And enjoy an hour of unhaired action from the villa
00:54that's all killer, no filler.
00:56Well, almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick.
01:00You can get filler in your willy.
01:01There, there's a Love Island unseen bed.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Excuse me.
01:19We're back and we're better, better,
01:21better than ever before.
01:23Welcome to Love Island unseen bed.
01:29Some things may be new,
01:31but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself.
01:35I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed
01:39of the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:42We are fit to burst.
01:46I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're up and running
01:54There's no stuff in me and this
01:58We've got a spring in our step
02:00Oh, that's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:03It's totally a trampoline, right?
02:06Our islanders' teeth are shining and their pushes are shaping
02:10As we settle down into some highbrow chat
02:14I was 22, I'm so different now
02:16Your frontal lobe develops
02:18My what?
02:20No!
02:22Here we go
02:24Oh, you are a nerd
02:26So your frontal lobe is a part of your brain that develops when you're 25
02:30Stop!
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then
02:33So people say when you're 25 your frontal lobe kicks in
02:36And the men start to realise, no, he's a good kid
02:39Oh, is that where they're immature?
02:41When do theirs grow? When they're 30?
02:43They're probably a bit immature
02:45In the jaw
02:47It's gonna be TV gold
02:513, 2, 1, let's go
02:53But let's go right back to the beginning of time
03:05Well actually just six days ago
03:07And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges
03:13The revamped villa was looking fresh
03:15The revamped villa was looking fresh
03:17There's the beautiful bedrooms
03:19It's a lovely
03:21Done up dressing room
03:23The overhauled outside kitchen
03:25Oh yes, and an entirely nude tube station
03:29Slap bang in the middle of the villa
03:31TfL Transport for Lover
03:33TfL Transport for Lover finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension
03:39Stretching all the way to Rioja's brand new Loverpool street station
03:45Everyone here's beautiful
03:47Like the way that's carnival
03:49And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line
03:53Were Shakira and Meg
03:55I'm literally shaking
03:57Yeah
03:58Ready
03:59Let's run
04:00Go
04:01Look at us
04:02Look at us
04:03We look absolutely stunning
04:0410 out of 10
04:05Yep
04:06I mean we're ready by choice
04:07I know exactly
04:08It's a love time
04:10I've got a love fest
04:12Yes
04:13We're gonna fall over
04:14I know
04:15Yes then
04:18This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love
04:22With all girls change here for a hideaway park corner
04:28You look amazing
04:29Oh my goodness
04:30Hello darling
04:31Hello
04:32I'm Megan
04:33No
04:34I'm Meg
04:35No
04:36We should do like Megs and Meg
04:38No Megs and Megs
04:39This is gonna, that's gonna get confusing
04:41Oh God
04:42It's gonna get bloody confusing
04:43Isn't it
04:45Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:47I was about to ask
04:48When are they getting here?
04:49Like you know
04:50Hello
04:51Hello
04:52Hello
04:53Unfortunately all the boys were delayed
04:54As there was a jammer on the Maya line
05:00As we say here at Transport for Love
05:02See it, say it
05:03Scream it at the top of your lungs
05:05And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders
05:15Hello
05:16Hello
05:17Mind the chaps
05:18Hello
05:19Hello
05:20Hello
05:21Hello
05:22Welcome to the villa
05:23Hello
05:24How are we getting on?
05:25Hello
05:26What's happening Maya?
05:27You alright?
05:28What's happening?
05:29What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one
05:31Hello Tommy
05:32Hello
05:34You alright?
05:35Lovely to meet ya
05:36You too
05:37The Love Island journey may have started on track
05:40When Ben was coupled up with Shakira
05:42Dijon with Meg
05:43Harry with Sophie
05:44Blue with Alima
05:46Connor with Helena
05:48Tommy was with Megan
05:50But as we now all know
05:52Most of them came off the rails
05:54Oh change please
05:56Before I let them in my villa
05:59I always invite the Islanders
06:00To my top secret TV studio
06:02For a little chat
06:03Which is in my loft
06:04What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:06What's happening?
06:07Oh
06:08And here's some unseen bitch
06:09You didn't get to see the first time round
06:11Miss you?
06:12Oh no
06:17It just feels like
06:18It's like I'm on TV
06:19You are Meg
06:20Here
06:21Catch this
06:22I'm thinking
06:23Wow
06:24I need that
06:27Oh God
06:31I'm excited
06:32I'm very excited
06:36Wow
06:38Wow
06:39Wow
06:40Hit me like a triple caffeine kicking
06:42Am I going to fly or am I just tripping?
06:44Like when I say I'm single
06:47I'm single
06:48I'm single
06:49With 15 men on my farm
06:50My little wandering eyes got pink, pink, pink, pink, pink
06:53I'm thinking
06:54Wow
06:55Every single red flag I see
06:57I'm like
06:58Yeah that'll be fun
06:59I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa
07:02But the only thing I'm not looking forward to
07:04Is my nan watching
07:05I'm watching
07:06I think that a guy shouldn't take food home on a first date
07:11It's happened to me before and that gave me the ick
07:13Wow
07:14Wow
07:15Wow
07:16Wow
07:17Wow
07:18Someone was sick in my car
07:19I thought I'd just like being sick with her
07:20And it would just be a whole mess of just
07:22Just a concoction of not giving up
07:25I'm thinking wow
07:27I'm excited to get my flirt on
07:30A bit of a flirt
07:31A lot of a flirt
07:32Every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats
07:37And the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee
07:40Here are our little flirt
07:41Oh you look nice Doris
07:42How old are you? 65?
07:43She's in her 90s but I've got to be nice
07:46Wow
07:47Wow
07:48Thanks Meg can I have my inflatable heart back please?
07:50I'm off town the beach
07:52After being paired up it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats
07:57These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs
07:59And poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately
08:02Oh my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous
08:05Meg and Dijon's connection was written in the stars
08:09Do you believe in star signs?
08:11Yeah
08:12I can read my star sign yeah
08:13Before I come out here it was something like
08:15The 6th and 7th of June
08:16It's going to be like a day of love
08:17And it's today 7th of June
08:19So what do you think that this could be it?
08:21Wow you don't know
08:22You never know
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door
08:24Oh
08:25No I'm joking
08:26He's moving
08:28My brother's called Green
08:30Stop lying
08:31No he fully is yeah
08:32No he's not
08:33Yeah
08:34No he's not
08:36I'm so vulnerable I'll ask your arm
08:39Yeah no you're in
08:40I like what you're saying
08:41I like what you're giving me
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down
08:44Okay
08:45Have you heard that sign?
08:46No
08:47Don't worry Harry I'll pick up what you're putting down
08:49No
08:50Don't worry Harry I'll pick up what you're putting down
08:52With rubber gloves
08:54As all super fans know the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum a place where they can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys and here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something off her chest
09:01Excuse me
09:02I will pop a shot so he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant like he don't give a fuck
09:03Yeah
09:04Yeah
09:05Yeah
09:06Yeah
09:07Yeah
09:08Yeah
09:09Yeah
09:10Yeah
09:11Yeah
09:12Yeah
09:13Yeah
09:14Yeah
09:15Yeah
09:16Yeah
09:17Yeah
09:18Yeah
09:19Yeah
09:20Yeah
09:21Yeah
09:22Yeah
09:23Yeah
09:24Yeah
09:25Yeah
09:26Yeah
09:27Yeah
09:28Yeah
09:29Yeah
09:31You don't give a fuck?
09:32Yeah
09:33Yeah
09:34Excuse me
09:35Great girls
09:37Excuse me
09:38Excuse me
09:40Excuse me
09:41Right this is out of our hands the more that we keep stressing the more it's going to hide
09:45I'm going to belch again
09:46It's a nervous form this time
09:47Sorry
09:48Sorry
09:49Sorry
09:51It's good I've been a belchy girl today This is the nerves
09:54Thank you Megan for your contribution deep, but not so meaningful
10:05Rule one of a first date be cool and try not to put your foot in it or your backside for that matter
10:19No, you actually can't see
10:24Let's have a little look sorry guys my bad
10:27I got carried away drinking out of a new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way to the voiceover, but
10:34So when you're good being in here and it's all fun and games and that
10:40Yeah
10:42I don't know
10:43But yeah, it's all fun and games in here, but when we come out I live in North London
10:48Yeah, how do you feel about that?
10:50I'm gonna tell you that earlier. Where'd you live? Brighton. I didn't love Brighton
10:52Oh
10:53Yeah, sorry, sorry. You don't know. I'm not listening am I?
10:56No, no, you're not
10:57What's your day job? Have you told me already?
10:59Yeah
11:00Oh no, this is not going to work
11:01You're a mannequin
11:02Oh no, my memory. Oh, okay. What is it?
11:04No
11:05No
11:06Guess
11:06You told me
11:07I told you it's a guess
11:08No, you're not going to have to remind me
11:09I'm an energy broker
11:10Energy, yeah, come on now
11:11Oh yeah, come on now
11:12I told you that
11:13I don't know what energy broker is
11:14It's like selling people energy contracts on the phone or something
11:17Oh, it's your sales, you're the people I hang up on
11:19Yeah
11:20No way, oh my god
11:21We'll have to save your number next time
11:23Yeah
11:24Actually, can I get the number too?
11:26I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider
11:29These festoons are costing me a fortune
11:32Ooh
11:35Anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know but it's been ten years since Love Island hit our screen
11:48And over that time it has regenerated and evolved
11:51We've hosted a galaxy of out of this world characters
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now, girlfriend and boyfriend
11:58We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa
12:04I think we can have a laugh
12:06As well as raunchy romances
12:09To paraphrase the Daleks
12:12Fornicate! Fornicate!
12:16There have been some difficult decisions
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:21Like, about the recovery?
12:22I don't know
12:23I don't know
12:24Earth-shattering showdowns
12:26I don't mean it like that
12:30It's thinner
12:31And classic love language
12:36And most importantly raspberries
12:38Oh yeah
12:39Because they're cute
12:40And hairy
12:41But through that time there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the Islanders
12:49Having just undergone its fourth regeneration
12:53It's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our Islanders
12:57Rehydrate
12:59Rehydrate
13:00Rehydrate
13:11I give you the Love Island water bottle
13:15Hey Dijon, you're a personal trainer aren't you?
13:17I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees
13:21So go and tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:25Um, burpees? How many burpees I can do?
13:28Hold that thought, it's time for a break
13:30Do you know what? I was thinking, you know like all these chats here, which are like, not really part of the day
13:55I think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits
13:59You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing
14:02It's Love Island unseen bits
14:04Welcome back to our little old love shack
14:07We're the show that gets you even closer to the action
14:10Oh God, that's right now
14:12I've just been writing
14:14For health and safety, look away now as we love an accident
14:18Oh no!
14:21That was you, that wasn't me
14:23No, that was not me
14:25You distracted me
14:27We don't believe in safety nets or those weird neck pants that sew into the inside of swimming shorts
14:33Well done that, yeah, yeah, it's so uncomfortable
14:36Just let it hang loose
14:37And we're not afraid of a close shave
14:39I need to shave in range
14:42I'm not even being funny, mine growls like a rapid speed
14:46So let's ease you in
14:48Is this a deep DMC?
14:54What's that?
14:55Deep meaningful chat
14:56Nah
14:57Of course not, Shakira
15:01It's unseen bits
15:03So before the break personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many burpees he could do
15:09I've managed three during the break
15:11How many can you do Dijon?
15:15Um, burpees, how many burpees I could do?
15:17A lot of burpees
15:18Maybe a hundred, unbroken
15:19One hundred?
15:20You're joking
15:21No, no joke
15:22A hundred?
15:23One and zero, zero?
15:24Yeah, of course
15:25Unbroken?
15:26Straight?
15:27Of course
15:28No stopping?
15:29Of course I can do a hundred unbroken
15:30That is impressive
15:31But I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees
15:35Excuse me
15:39I know we don't do politics on this show
15:41But this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy
15:45Are you going to get your arse checked?
15:50Oh
15:52Fucking hell
16:02On the first night Mya returned but just really slowly
16:06Hurry up Mya
16:09But once then she had a first night twist for her Islanders
16:12Please welcome
16:13Tony
16:15A boy over here?
16:16Wait, Tony's I know I've got a boy's name?
16:18Tony, yeah
16:19It's a girlfriend, aren't you?
16:20Tony's both names
16:22It can be a gal or a boy
16:23Hello
16:24Hello
16:25Hello
16:26I'm here
16:27Get ready
16:28Get ready
16:29Get ready
16:30Got one of the bombshell enters the villa
16:33Hi everyone
16:34What do you say everyone?
16:36Hello
16:37Hello
16:38And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single
16:43I'm alright
16:44And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:53I was going to go to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide, that's why.
16:57I'll take you.
16:59I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:01Tony.
17:03Dun, dun, dun.
17:07Oh, no, I call Tony Tori.
17:10Really?
17:10I don't know.
17:11To remember her name, I have to remember, like, my toe and my knee.
17:15That's why I was talking to you, I said, Nate, and I was like, oh.
17:17He was like, Shin?
17:20Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:26How do you say a name, though?
17:28Alina.
17:29Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's Ma.
17:31Ma, I thought it was a Ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:35That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alima, but an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:39No, there's no N.
17:41Yes, there is, bro.
17:42Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A out N.
17:44Well, A-O-M, what about the eye?
17:48Oh, yeah.
17:51Who's Alina, man?
17:53Which one's that?
17:54Right, I keep going to mix that up.
17:55Alina's the blonde.
17:56Right, okay.
17:56The, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Alina.
18:00No.
18:01This is so hard.
18:03Alina.
18:04Alima.
18:05Alima and Alina.
18:06Alima and Alina.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Alina's the blonde one.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Come on, Ben.
18:11The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:19Mate.
18:20Remind me of your name again, my comfort.
18:21You forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blumby.
18:23Alina.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:26Okay, try again.
18:28Hell.
18:29A-N-A.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37The other thing with all names, Harry, they went,
18:39Shane, should you just tell us Harriet?
18:40And I was like, if I'm fucking doing it.
18:41I reckon we should just call you H, Alina.
18:45That's sexy.
18:46H.
18:47Just because we can't pronounce it.
18:48I've been doing good.
18:51Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:53I've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:57It's all right.
18:57I will get to terms with it by when we're all gone.
19:00I'll remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:14Oh, sorry.
19:18We all know that practice makes perfect
19:26and in this unseen bit,
19:27Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:32Three, two, one.
19:34Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:38Three, two, one.
19:40What's going on there?
19:41I don't know what's going on over there.
19:44I'm low.
19:44No, it's time.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:46So now you have to start it and then you have a choice of the next three.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:54What are you doing?
19:54No, don't totally, don't, mate.
19:56It's just not what I'm doing, mate.
19:59What is it?
20:00Three, two, one.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:02He wants to go play.
20:03Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on.
20:07I don't get it.
20:07No, I don't either.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:10Three, two, one.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12I love it as well.
20:14Three, two, one.
20:16Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:20the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28Now it's harder than it seems.
20:31Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helen's relationship
20:43will go the whole 10 yards or the whole 9.144 metres, if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she your type, Connor?
20:51No, not really, but she shouldn't be a million miles away from it either.
20:55Yeah, yeah.
20:58Probably like 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:09He's saying, look, she's got a million miles away.
21:11He's like, 60 miles away.
21:14That's how we should say it.
21:16That's how we should say it, like, talk, rating how much someone is your type.
21:21Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:21You know what I mean?
21:22So, like, with Megan, with you, she's like, she's within a mile.
21:28She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32Whereas, like, with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:40She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well, though, because do you use kilometres?
21:45No, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometres or something, yeah.
21:49You use kilometres?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, isn't it?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use my own.
21:52Do you use kgs?
21:53Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:54Do you?
21:55Yeah.
21:55It's so annoying when you go to the gym and it's pounds, it's like, oh, really?
22:01It's just over double, isn't it?
22:02Yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just, like, long.
22:05I don't think it was heavier in pounds, I don't know.
22:07Well, obviously, it's just over double, isn't it?
22:09But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20-inch plate, but a 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:18Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:19It's 225-inch.
22:20It's way heavier.
22:22Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:26If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:37Over to the Love Island kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:43Does anybody have, um, any milk preference, this one?
22:47This one.
22:48That's not, that's egg whites.
22:49What?
22:50That's egg whites, isn't it?
22:51Yeah.
22:52That's soya milk.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54That's soya milk.
22:55What do you mean egg whites?
22:56Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:58Bro, is that not eggs?
22:59That's like chickpeas or something.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01That's eggs.
23:02That's eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06This is a soldier as well.
23:08I'm buying a linguine.
23:09So, that's chickpeas, mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something.
23:12I might have a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:18No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:21Smells a bit weird, but it's different milk.
23:23I'm not trying that.
23:24No, smell it.
23:27That's my milk.
23:28Yeah, where's mine?
23:29Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:33I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:36Yes.
23:37Oh, get Harry's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it?
23:50What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:51Is it his mullet?
23:52Is it his cheeky smile?
23:54I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:55The black toe?
23:56I think it's that, to be honest.
23:57Wait, you've just itched me the fuck out.
23:58No, stop.
23:59I'm not trying it on me you.
24:00Come on, you can't get the ick.
24:01You can't get the ick.
24:02It just happens every year through football.
24:03Football.
24:04That's valid actually.
24:05But hon, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:06That's bullshit.
24:07What do you mean?
24:08It's not a football excuse.
24:09Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:10Your football breathe must be too small for you.
24:11No, but it's people like standing on my toes.
24:12Like, it's two of them.
24:13Right.
24:14You want to have a look, don't you?
24:15No.
24:16I can tell.
24:17You want to suck on the milk.
24:18I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:20Oh, it's two of them.
24:21Right.
24:22You want to have a look, don't you?
24:23No.
24:24I can tell.
24:25You want to suck on the milk.
24:26I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:31I don't think this is really.
24:32It's fallen off, and that's what usually happens.
24:34And it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one's grown...
24:38It'll fall off again next year.
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:40An annual thing.
24:41It's like an annual schedule.
24:42It's like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:46You should see a doctor.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:48It's incredible.
24:51Go to the podiatrists.
24:53I think I will.
24:55I think in future all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
24:59Hey, Tommy, before the break, have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
25:07which I...
25:08This is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
25:10so it might come as shock to my friends as well.
25:12What is it?
25:13Ah, no!
25:15We've not got time.
25:16You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:19Come on guys.
25:37Is that me?
25:38Oh no!
25:39Say it, say it, say it!
25:40This is just an update.
25:41It's just an update, isn't it?
25:44Oh, my God!
25:48Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:55How are we feeling, girls?
25:58We are strong, we are beautiful, we are slay.
26:01What about you, boys, already?
26:02Feeling like the one that's here, looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:06Nice, boys.
26:07Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:12Guys, want to see something?
26:13Look at us, what are my pink fingers?
26:15Let me see.
26:17It is quite small, actually.
26:19It's four centimetres.
26:21Is it?
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23That's my party trick.
26:25We've got this unseen bit nailed.
26:27How do you type and stuff like that?
26:29I don't type.
26:30On your phone?
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh, look at...
26:34Yeah.
26:35Can you not get the toenails like that, as well?
26:38Could, if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:43So, come on, everyone, let's get moving.
26:45You can cut some shapes in there.
26:48Oh, my God.
26:49Oh, my God.
26:50Babe, are you okay?
26:51The amount that I've stripped over, this fucking gaff.
27:04Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret, so go on then, Tommy, what is it?
27:08I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me.
27:11I do show a bit of emotion.
27:13So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:16Oh, God.
27:17The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Vic stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:29Oh, my God, I was in pieces.
27:31I'm welling up myself now.
27:34Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:38After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me,
27:42but maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Alima?
27:45Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:48Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've got that before.
27:51But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:53Oh, do you not?
27:54He's good-looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58It's not doing me a disservice.
27:59He's a great-looking lad, but I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:03I don't know.
28:04There could be worse comparisons.
28:05Sure.
28:06I used to go called the Grinch at school.
28:08I swear to you, right?
28:09I can't.
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, 12, this girl...
28:14No, I'm laughing because I can see it.
28:17I can't see it as well.
28:18I can't see it.
28:19I can't see it.
28:20I can't see it.
28:21Right?
28:22People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:24Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:27People used to look like Cindy Lou.
28:29I know.
28:30Oh, my!
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32That's a better shout.
28:33From Whoville.
28:35I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37The Jean Ivan Tony.
28:39He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:41Harry said you think I look like Ivan Tony.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Tony's a lucky man.
28:44Wow.
28:45Our lovely Megan.
28:47Tell her Irish Mila Kunis.
28:49Thanks, guys.
28:50Stop.
28:52I think Shakira looks a bit like Poker Hunters.
28:55I'll check it.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton-Hanson from Love Island.
29:03She's given that energy.
29:04So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually, because I've not told her that yet.
29:07I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:11You're joking.
29:12I don't think no-one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:18Right.
29:19I have had no look-alikes yet.
29:20Right.
29:21I know exactly who you look like.
29:22Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:24He's gone to Ellenshaw.
29:26And they'd sing boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:28Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one.
29:30Growing up, you look just like her.
29:31Really?
29:32Yeah.
29:33No.
29:34I'm just Megan Moore.
29:35I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in a certain light, and that light is pitch darkness.
29:47The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate all the big questions, like...
29:52I don't know whether I want fried egg or post.
29:54Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know.
29:57I'm dying for it.
29:58Is there nothing in there?
29:59I didn't even check.
30:00There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Meg, watch out.
30:03X-Islanders get scared by something.
30:04That is a drone!
30:05He's in the bridge!
30:06He's in the bridge!
30:07On my life!
30:08That's a bird!
30:09I have seen!
30:10That's a bird.
30:11What's on that?
30:12What is that?
30:13Is that me?
30:14Is that bug?
30:15Oh!
30:16Oh!
30:17Oh!
30:18Oh!
30:19Oh!
30:20Oh!
30:21Oh!
30:22Oh!
30:23Oh!
30:24Oh!
30:25Oh!
30:26Oh!
30:27Oh!
30:28Oh!
30:29Ooh!
30:30Ooh!
30:31That things move away from me, whatever that thing has!
30:32Also, oh!
30:33It'll go, it'll go.
30:34No!
30:35Stay still, stay still.
30:36You're like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:39What the fuck!
30:40Mmm.
30:41cows, lamb!
30:42What the...
30:43He's, like, watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:47I don't know. I feel like me and her back when I was trying to hurry. Yes, they were like, fuck off.
30:55I know. It's gone.
30:57What is that? What is that?
31:01Oh! Wait, wait.
31:03Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:07Fights you gave her. Just drop me off there. I'll give you five stars at a tip.
31:17It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilariously and sterling impressions, but this lot got started early.
31:29A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:42A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:46A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:52Ian should be threatened right now.
31:54I think he should use our voices, then his voiceover.
31:57I'm not worried. One bet, girls. You've got it all wrong. Look!
32:02Hello? I'm here.
32:06Get ready, get ready, get ready.
32:09A whole new bombshell enters the villa.
32:12Oh, wait! Stop!
32:14Even the song's got it wrong.
32:16This is how you do it.
32:18Two new bombshells enter the villa.
32:24It's me and you, an army of truth.
32:28Come on guys, can you not count?
32:30It's Rommel and he's got Shea in toe.
32:34And talking of toes, there's something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:40You want to get your toes out?
32:42None of the boys have got toenails while they're black.
32:46Nah, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:48There they are.
32:50At the end of that.
32:51Whoa!
32:52Oh, shit.
32:53So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more.
32:57The pool is sat in there.
32:58Oh yeah.
32:59Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:13After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:17He was starving as hell and I sapped him with all his energy.
33:20And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:23Some might say wimpy.
33:25Oh, where's my burger?
33:27Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:30I know you have.
33:32Who ate it?
33:33I haven't eaten it.
33:34I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon.
33:36Who ate it?
33:37To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of breakfast burger burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing tonnage for a long time.
33:49First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:53Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:56No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:04Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:06Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing, but would he stoop so low as to make another man's burger?
34:12Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice and from Mel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:24Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:26Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:30Oh, sorry Tony, just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:44Bang to rights, bold as brass.
34:46Brew the little bugger.
34:48It's the breakfast burger burglar.
34:50Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:53You ate it?
34:54I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
34:55I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
34:56Fuck off!
34:57You mixed your burger and your burger.
34:59I did as well.
35:00Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:01Yeah.
35:02Oh, my God.
35:03The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:07Have some muesli, guys, you'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:37Open up your love, I'll come in if you want me to.
35:46Open up your love, all your heart's thinking I want you.
35:53Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55That's oil.
35:56You've got it oiled up.
35:57Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:00We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:05Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:14And it's not just the oldie boys who need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:18If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:23So sit back on this sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:31Come on, strike a pose.
36:38And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:41OK.
36:45My like Tommy, you ain't got a word Johnny.
36:48Why? Because you got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, Blue, have you got a clue?
36:53Yes, you do, because you might have to go to the loo.
37:04Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room
37:06and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:10Why do you have, Tony, just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:15The lady that did my lips was in Miami
37:18and now she moved to the Dominican Republic
37:21and does lips and penis injections.
37:24What? What do you mean penis injections?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:31What? What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:37But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:40How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that treatment you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bococks?
37:49And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:58Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em?
38:01Ice Cab?
38:02MC Uber?
38:04No, no, no, no, obviously.
38:06My name's Ben.
38:07I might write with a pen.
38:08Go on, go on, go on.
38:09I might count to ten.
38:11What?
38:12Because I've got a friend called Glen and an uncle called Ken.
38:13I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What?
38:16Because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:18I like women, not men.
38:19Oh.
38:20I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:22Hey, hey, hey.
38:23Did you?
38:24No.
38:25No.
38:26Because I just go with the flow.
38:27You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:30It's Ben and Cole.
38:31Because I keep it on the low.
38:33On here, I've got a mo.
38:35On the boat, I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends not foal.
38:40Boy, better know.
38:41Hey, hey, hey.
38:42Oh, yeah.
38:43See?
38:44I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:45I reckon this is what it's all about.
38:47Exploring the rapping career.
38:49I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard, too.
39:00As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses
39:06and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:10The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:14Aleema chose new boy, Rommel.
39:17Shakira were coupled with Ben.
39:19Megan stayed with Tommy.
39:21Leaving us with five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:30The past couple days, I think, went from zero to 100 quite quick.
39:34We both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen?
39:39I was talking about.
39:40Was it the outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:43Yeah, you're...
39:48Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:51No, Tommy, sorry.
39:52Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:54Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clear.
39:56Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:03They're pretty risky.
40:05I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:09You can see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't it?
40:12You look like my dad's trousers.
40:13I think these are me, you know.
40:15Yeah, I just feelin' it.
40:16Yeah.
40:17Deep time.
40:18I love your fashion suits.
40:21Don't look.
40:22Close your eyes.
40:23Close your eyes.
40:24Close your eyes.
40:25Close your eyes.
40:26Close your eyes.
40:27Close your eyes.
40:28Oh, my God!
40:29How are we wearing this?
40:30Oh, God.
40:31If he's got...
40:32Do you know, like, curtains?
40:33That's where he's got...
40:34Where is he?
40:35Helen's gonna die.
40:36She looks so fit and he's wearing that.
40:38This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top.
40:42Please, plain.
40:43You can wear that.
40:44I don't know.
40:45I don't know.
40:46I don't know.
40:47I mean, you can say, like...
40:48That's thank you for your input.
40:49You might not picture.
40:52Harry.
40:53Yes, it was Harry's flowy trousers that proved lucky in the end.
40:58Look.
40:59Look.
41:00Look.
41:01And someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:06What's happening, Maya?
41:07You all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:12Blue.
41:13Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:14If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:20But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:26At least he's wearing blue.
41:29He's coming in blue.
41:32He did, didn't he?
41:34Oh, it isn't that.
41:35Pure poetry in motion.
41:37As blue in blue felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say
41:41Toodle-oo.
41:42Toodle-oo, blue.
41:43It's back and as the same goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:47It's time for...
41:48Peter Maness!
41:49This time I asked Elgo's to give me the best chat-up lines.
41:54I've never had to use a chat-up line.
41:55They sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
41:56For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
41:57My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a baby?
42:13Simple, sweet and cheeky.
42:15They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do
42:21work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24Sometimes it's a fit.
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:29Oh, that's a good one.
42:31Are you from Tennessee?
42:32Because you're the only 10 I see.
42:34So, Tennessee, you're 10 I see.
42:37Are you from 10...
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good, it would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:43Get away.
42:44No, thank you.
42:46If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating
42:53you, and they always panic, and they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them Vanessa Instagram accounts, because they're out of this one.
43:02Are you guys ready?
43:05It's your dad a boxer, because you are a knockout.
43:08Did that land?
43:10Do you fancy a raisin?
43:11No?
43:12How about a date?
43:13I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:14In fact, tell me you have to cut some chatter blinds.
43:15I'm no electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:16You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:17Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:18Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:19What?
43:20What?
43:21I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:23I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:24Yeah, I like that one.
43:25The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, is the worst chat-up line.
43:26I'm not saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:27I'm not saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:28I've been telling you to cut some chatter blinds.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:30You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:31Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:32Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:33What?
43:34I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:35Aww.
43:36I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:37Yeah, I like that one.
43:38The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating ads, is, if your name's
43:57Shakira because your hips don't lie.
43:59Don't lie.
44:01Ah!
44:03Don't do that again.
44:05You're done.
44:07Come back next time for some more.
44:11The beach of the nightfall.
44:20It was shocking.
44:22It caused drama.
44:24There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Girls!
44:32Eggs!
44:33What?
44:34What?
44:35Here's an exclusive unseen bit of what they got to watch.
44:41Excuse me!
44:42Fucker!
44:43Wait, shh!
44:44Bro, is that not eggs?
44:46Sorry.
44:47That was like chickpeas or something.
44:48Eggs aren't that small.
44:49That is eggs.
44:50That's eggs?
44:51What?
44:52What?
44:53Look how small my pinky finger is.
44:55They're really small.
44:57So, this whole sent me through.
44:59Is it?
45:00Oh!
45:01He's over here!
45:02He's over here!
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseen Bits!
45:13Bye!!
45:14Bye!
45:15Bye!