- 6/14/2025
Good Girls Gone Wild ReelShort
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00:00:00Thank you very much.
00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:22So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:37Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:42But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:05Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07Oh, so do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:41Oh, Jake.
00:02:43Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:08Jake, no.
00:03:09I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:16taken more math.
00:03:17Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:29Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:30Oh, baby.
00:03:42You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:48Sex God.
00:03:49Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:58You're right, I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10Does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:20When did you get home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of
00:04:36him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:53Listen, guys, I'm, I know it's tradition, but, I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but, I'm sorry.
00:05:10But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:06Where are you going?
00:06:10It's 6.30 in the morning.
00:06:12To church.
00:06:13To pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this in sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:19Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:06:40It's about sex.
00:06:42Mm-hmm.
00:06:43I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48Aw.
00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:03Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse.
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25What?
00:07:26What?
00:07:28Ah.
00:07:29Ah!
00:07:30How could you do this?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:37What?
00:07:39Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Ah.
00:07:49Damn it.
00:07:51Oh, fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:55Sorry.
00:07:55Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:06What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez.
00:08:24Can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:48You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:20Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33Wait, are you back?
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40Um, I was wondering.
00:09:41We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at me, sure?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:01Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep,
00:10:09because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy, Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair?
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:25What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:30My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48What?
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:10Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:19See you in the morning.
00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:40You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:10I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:40Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:08Tomorrow's the rest of the day.
00:13:10Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:39It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to start.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55I'm going to wrap your mouth, too.
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:10Oh.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um, you should put that down, though, because it's, like, it's very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:25Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Mm.
00:14:49What?
00:14:50It's part of the house.
00:14:51Oh, jeez.
00:14:51Whoa.
00:14:52Hold up.
00:14:53Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:56Oh, attack of the wet t-shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:14:59Let's go, you.
00:15:00Oh, come on.
00:15:03Check, check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Okay, come on.
00:15:29Poster, such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37See you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:48Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:10He didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, Ralph.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:27All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:55There's chat.
00:16:56There's a few here.
00:16:56There's a daddy.
00:16:59Oh, dude.
00:17:01Look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03I don't...
00:17:04Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:05Hey!
00:17:06Ah, dude, move!
00:17:07Come on, lame!
00:17:08Oh, all right, okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go!
00:17:11Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:12Aw, the move!
00:17:1320 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:17Yeah!
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:20Who cares?
00:17:21Okay!
00:17:26Oh, dude, dude!
00:17:27I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:32No, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:35Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:37Open.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:44I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:47Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:18:02Are these real?
00:18:03Of course they are.
00:18:05How come I've never met you before?
00:18:07I don't know.
00:18:08Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:09Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:11Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:17Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:21Go roll.
00:18:23Liquid Courage?
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:26Mm-hmm.
00:18:27Atta girl.
00:18:28Vodka, cranberry?
00:18:29It's really simple.
00:18:30Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:31I can go meet around.
00:18:32Sue?
00:18:33Are you okay?
00:18:34Sue?
00:18:35Relax.
00:18:36They're just eyes.
00:18:37Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:38Seriously.
00:18:39You're gonna be fine.
00:18:40Is Chris here?
00:18:41No.
00:18:42No.
00:18:43No.
00:18:44No.
00:18:45No.
00:18:46No.
00:18:47No.
00:18:48No.
00:18:49No.
00:18:50No.
00:18:51No.
00:18:52No.
00:18:53No.
00:18:54I'm not very brave.
00:18:56No.
00:18:57I hate my day.
00:18:58Wow, it's even worse in person isn't it?
00:18:59No.
00:19:00He does not have gangways.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm gonna do it.
00:19:10Wow, it's even worse in person isn't it?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12He does not have gallery face.
00:19:14I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:15I'm gonna do it.
00:19:16I'm gonna do this.
00:19:17Good luck.
00:19:18Oh, come on.
00:19:19Hey, you can do this.
00:19:23You can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:38Yeah, my favorite chapter is Solomon Galore.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Um, in private?
00:19:48No.
00:19:53Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:12I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh! What are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:22What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:24I'm sorry.
00:20:25I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:41I do.
00:20:42I really do.
00:20:44I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:51I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00That man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:09You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins,
00:21:19when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular,
00:21:27with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth,
00:21:38growing so hot, so sweaty beneath that hot, hot sun.
00:21:45I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much
00:22:04for us.
00:22:05So...
00:22:07We're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:08Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:22:09Jake.
00:22:10Hey, Ty.
00:22:11Whoa!
00:22:12Have you seen Jake?
00:22:13Uh, no.
00:22:14No.
00:22:15No.
00:22:16All right.
00:22:17Okay.
00:22:18All right.
00:22:19Focus.
00:22:20Focus.
00:22:21Focus.
00:22:22Focus.
00:22:23Focus.
00:22:24Focus.
00:22:25Oh, there he is.
00:22:38Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:44How could he?
00:22:45Sue?
00:22:46What happened?
00:22:47Did you guys do it?
00:22:48Sue?
00:22:49He doesn't want me.
00:22:50Because he's gay.
00:22:51No, he's not.
00:22:52He just really loves Jesus.
00:22:53Oh, come on, Sue.
00:22:54The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:01you.
00:23:02Look, the only way we're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what
00:23:21To find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:28What?
00:23:29Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:31To meet your dark side.
00:23:39Out!
00:23:40Everyone out!
00:23:42Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:24:03I really can't. I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:08I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:11I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost... I'm almost there.
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened? What did you see?
00:24:39A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:43You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't. Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:54Okay, fine. Fine. I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer. Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black. It vibrates.
00:25:25Come on, Rod. Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:28Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:32Hey, cutie. Cutie!
00:25:39Boomsai!
00:25:40Oh yeah!
00:25:42Bang? Bang? Bang? Bang?
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:46Oh!
00:25:47Oh!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Oh!
00:25:50Oh!
00:25:51Yeah!
00:25:52Bang!
00:25:53Bang!
00:25:54Bang!
00:25:55Bang!
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:58Good boy.
00:26:00Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:06I'm sorry, I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:12Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:16Ah!
00:26:17Ah!
00:26:18Ah!
00:26:19Ah!
00:26:20Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:22Ah!
00:26:23Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:25Ah!
00:26:26Ah!
00:26:27Ah!
00:26:28Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:30Ah!
00:26:31Ah!
00:26:32Ah!
00:26:33Ah!
00:26:34Ah!
00:26:35Ah!
00:26:36Ah!
00:26:37Ah!
00:26:38Ah!
00:26:39Ah!
00:26:40Ah!
00:26:41Ah!
00:26:43Ah!
00:26:44Ah!
00:26:45Ah!
00:26:46Ah!
00:26:47Ah!
00:26:48Ah!
00:26:49Ah!
00:26:50Ah!
00:26:51Ah!
00:26:52Ah!
00:26:53Ah!
00:26:54Ah!
00:26:55Ah!
00:26:56Ah!
00:26:57Ah!
00:26:58Ah!
00:26:59Ah!
00:27:00Ah!
00:27:01Woah Father.
00:27:02No!
00:27:03Ah!
00:27:04And Anthony
00:27:04Let me show it.
00:27:06Oh!
00:27:07Ah!
00:27:08Ah!
00:27:09Ah!
00:27:10Ah!
00:27:11Jake, he was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's from him.
00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36OK.
00:27:38He's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday.
00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:44I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Reve- I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:07and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:08But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would-
00:28:23He's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you can do to him.
00:28:30To his ego?
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him?
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:38No, I- I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric!
00:28:47He's perfect!
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:53He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56It's funny.
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it,
00:29:35go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:49Trust me.
00:29:50It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:58Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01You're okay enough to chat with her.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:17Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:02United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:06Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:24Jake!
00:31:39So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:44It, like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:06I mean, phew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay, um, uh, no Cassine.
00:32:23Right, um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:34Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41Yeah, yeah, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47Yeah, yeah, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is, that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:02Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Got it.
00:33:06Uh...
00:33:06Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Oh, sorry.
00:33:08Sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's, it's okay.
00:33:11Here, do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:28Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:30All right.
00:33:31Just, um, pull it.
00:33:32Oh, let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:37Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I didn't have a beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:18Sorry, we're...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:20Hold on.
00:34:22Take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:38Ah...
00:34:38Ah...
00:34:39Ah...
00:34:40Ah...
00:34:41Ah...
00:34:43Ah...
00:34:44Ah...
00:34:45Ah...
00:34:46Ah...
00:34:47Ah...
00:34:48Ah...
00:34:49Ah...
00:34:50Ah...
00:34:51Finally.
00:34:53I, uh...
00:34:54I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't...
00:34:59Don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08Mm.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:21Okay.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:23I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:29Don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:52Oh .
00:36:05.
00:36:11.
00:36:15.
00:36:17.
00:36:19.
00:36:21.
00:36:21.
00:36:21.
00:36:21.
00:36:22What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:32Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42So good.
00:36:44Huh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:47Ow, my jaw.
00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What, what, what?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, yeah.
00:36:56Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:01Ah.
00:37:03Are you OK?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:37:18Are you sure you're OK?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21OK, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:23Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:35I'm going to come.
00:37:36Are you ready?
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:38:09How's it going?
00:38:11Good. Eric?
00:38:13Eric, help me.
00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27What's up, bruh?
00:38:29What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:33Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:38:43I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:45Damn it.
00:38:47I'm going to save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:49Hey, you!
00:38:51You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:53or I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:38:55Ow!
00:38:57I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:39:01Hey!
00:39:17Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:39:21Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.
00:39:44I'm careful, man.
00:39:46Watch this.
00:39:47Spark it up.
00:39:49Yes!
00:39:50Oh, man.
00:39:54I love this game.
00:39:55One of the controllers.
00:39:56We got to play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:59All right, watch on.
00:40:01Woo!
00:40:03Look at this.
00:40:05Oh, my God.
00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel.
00:40:09Get that thing away.
00:40:10Jesus.
00:40:17Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:19Wasn't me.
00:40:20Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:40:22Are you sitting on there or something?
00:40:24Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:25Nice, nice.
00:40:26Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:29Whoa.
00:40:30Whoa.
00:40:31He-he-he-he?
00:40:32Whoa!
00:40:33Whoa!
00:40:34Whoa.
00:40:35Oh, he's sitting on there or something?
00:40:36Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:37Nice, nice.
00:40:38Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:58Whoa!
00:41:00You are the controller.
00:41:02No, I just...
00:41:03I didn't.
00:41:05I swear, I...
00:41:07Hey, hey, Sue.
00:41:19What are you doing, man?
00:41:22It's okay.
00:41:23Hey, Sue.
00:41:34Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:51So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:42:01Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04Oh, you...
00:42:06Do you know what?
00:42:07I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris.
00:42:10No, there wasn't...
00:42:11I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:13This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:28Never going to have sex.
00:42:29Ow.
00:42:50Hello?
00:42:50A little attention here.
00:42:53Oh, yeah.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:54Sorry.
00:42:54Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:03Sorry.
00:43:15Oh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:23Screw it.
00:43:50No.
00:44:05That's bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:07Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:25I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So you're JJ?
00:44:37Hello, welcome to 1900 Confess.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:06A nun?
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:13Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:191-900 Confession.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:52You know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:54All right, freak, time's up.
00:45:56What? But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious!
00:46:08Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:11I'll tell you this.
00:46:14Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:17You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:20It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:36Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:48Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would've thunk?
00:46:55Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag.
00:47:23Damn it.
00:47:23No, I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:32Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36You'll meet her.
00:48:37It could be around like an hour.
00:48:39Wait.
00:48:39You have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:55Hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:48:57Oh, you meant...
00:49:01You meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm...
00:49:19I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21And why are you biting your nail?
00:49:22I'm not.
00:49:27How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:50How do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53I know it.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:08Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:17See me with your hands.
00:50:18All right.
00:50:22Uh...
00:50:23You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:37Oh.
00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:47Oh, Frank.
00:51:01Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:06Oh, Frank.
00:51:17Oh, man.
00:51:32Oh, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, old boy.
00:51:36Oh, give me a chip, man.
00:51:37My chips.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39My chips.
00:51:39Oh, give me a chip.
00:51:40Oh, my chips.
00:51:40My chips.
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:47It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:57That's all.
00:52:02Let me do this.
00:52:03Go ahead.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really.
00:52:05Please.
00:52:05I want to help.
00:52:07Please.
00:52:07Okay.
00:52:08Okay, everybody out.
00:52:12Leave.
00:52:12I have to back.
00:52:26You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:28I just, I see some dust over here, so.
00:52:34It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38This is a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:45I think I got all that.
00:53:07I'm just going to see you.
00:53:10Oh.
00:53:15Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22Oh.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ow.
00:53:25Fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got to smoke.
00:53:27Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:34Oh, shit.
00:53:35Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might not.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45Where's your dog, man?
00:53:46Dude, what's it like being blind of it?
00:53:47It's trippy.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:11I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:12Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:18You're the devil.
00:54:22You're the devil.
00:54:24No more.
00:54:39JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:52I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this cupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with
00:55:05just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23Let's do it.
00:55:35Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:37Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:48It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:50I just, okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came, like, four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:13I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:33We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:38I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:42Go team.
00:56:44What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:53Shit.
00:57:04Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Oh, we were just, you know, from here.
00:57:08Hey, babe. Just working out.
00:57:15How could you, you bastard?
00:57:20You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Ah! Mariela! Mariela!
00:57:32You know, those aren't mine!
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39What is wrong with you?
00:57:44It used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50Oh, shit.
00:58:20Cheryl!
00:58:22What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
00:58:32What?
00:58:33Why?
00:58:34Nothing.
00:58:35Just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:40No, it's not okay.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might wanna...
00:59:13You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:17Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:19I don't know.
00:59:20I'm sorry.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:22I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:36Hey, um...
00:59:37Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:38No, no, no.
00:59:39I really need to talk to you.
00:59:40Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
00:59:41No, no, no, no.
00:59:42I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it
00:59:43up to you.
00:59:44Eric, really?
00:59:45I don't care.
00:59:46Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no, I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:05and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:08Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care, it's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:14Eric, I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:18Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:23that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this, sorry.
01:00:44Okay, all right.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:01:01I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:03Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:27Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:33Oh, God damn it.
01:01:34Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um...
01:01:35Honey, happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:46Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby, what is this?
01:01:49Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:54I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:55and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:02:03or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:10Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake, I can't do this.
01:02:15I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:17No, Jake, please, just go.
01:02:19Don't just go.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:23How can you do it?
01:02:24Yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You've left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:34It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:38That all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And he used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:59Well, no, that's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it?
01:03:04Yeah.
01:03:05No, he didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:09Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:14Anyway.
01:03:14We better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:18I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:33I can't believe she dumped me.
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Oh!
01:03:36Suck it!
01:03:37What the...
01:03:37What the...
01:03:38Come out of here!
01:03:40Yeah!
01:03:41He has good hair, though.
01:03:42Don't keep on my car, either.
01:03:50Right, set, break, dot, I might need a vacation.
01:03:55Vacation, vacation.
01:03:57Take this information through your head.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:06Did you pop your cork?
01:04:07I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12Every possible object.
01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like transformers.
01:04:18They just all became vibrators.
01:04:20I told you.
01:04:22It's addicting.
01:04:24So what about Chris?
01:04:26Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:28I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:34I think it's broken.
01:04:37So wait, none of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:47So I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:50Wanna go?
01:04:51No.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:55Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:57No.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:04:59For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:05Why?
01:05:06Do you know him?
01:05:07Sort of.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:09Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:13everything.
01:05:16It's all.
01:05:19Love him.
01:05:20Shut it.
01:05:21You wanna do it?
01:05:22I don't wanna hear it from you.
01:05:23You wanna get married.
01:05:24You wanna do it?
01:05:25All right, over, over.
01:05:26Shit.
01:05:27Fuck.
01:05:28Um, no, no way.
01:05:58Oh, well, there's always next year.
01:06:25It's you.
01:06:34I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:40I've been waiting for you.
01:06:52I've been waiting for you.
01:07:04I've been waiting for you.
01:07:20And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:30And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:40Wow.
01:07:41That's amazing.
01:07:43Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:46I guess something inspired me.
01:07:49He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:53Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:58Whose?
01:07:59Eric's.
01:08:00Well, it's him, right?
01:08:02Oh.
01:08:04Yeah.
01:08:06I have to go see him.
01:08:09Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:14One nine hundred confess.
01:08:29Sister Terese?
01:08:30Yeah, hon.
01:08:31Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:33I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:36Oh, sure.
01:08:37It's two seven one.
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:08:42but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:49Take you back?
01:08:51Sure, hon.
01:08:52Why not?
01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:58I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:06Sister?
01:09:08Can I get up now?
01:09:10I really gotta pee.
01:09:11No!
01:09:12Hush your trap!
01:09:14Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work,
01:09:17but call back any time.
01:09:19I will.
01:09:20Thanks.
01:09:24Sister?
01:09:25Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep!
01:09:27Fucker!
01:09:44Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um...
01:09:52Look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:55I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:58At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:10:01I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:04The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:07Um...
01:10:08I...
01:10:09I do want to go out with you.
01:10:12And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:15I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:18and he's all over these...
01:10:19Eric!
01:10:20Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:23Oh.
01:10:24Wow.
01:10:25Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:28Tina?
01:10:29Cheryl?
01:10:30Hi!
01:10:31Nice to meet you.
01:10:35Um...
01:10:36Uh...
01:10:37So, um...
01:10:38Do you mind if I call you?
01:10:39In a few days?
01:10:40When I get back?
01:10:41Yeah.
01:10:42Sure.
01:10:49Oh.
01:10:50Sorry.
01:10:51No kissing, right?
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Mmm.
01:11:09Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:21She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:28She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:31I wonder who it was.
01:11:52At least this birthday's over.
01:12:04Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:08I mean, if you could just...
01:12:10I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:12Let's go inside Ethan.
01:12:16Ahh...
01:12:25That word really wiped out.
01:12:25This hold a panty department of work,
01:12:26never put it down
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01:12:29Oh, look.
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01:12:32excuse me excuse me do you know where the church is it's on fountain street um yeah that's the
01:12:50church i go to or used to go to um it's straight up that way and then left thank you you're more
01:12:58than welcome to come with me if you like oh um i don't know well that's pretty powerful oh 250
01:13:14horsepower 225 pounds of torque like i said you're more than welcome to hop on i don't think so but
01:13:23thanks what's your name sue what's yours jesus really si maybe i could use the ride
01:13:35oh
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