Good Girls Gone Wild
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00:00:00Tommy Lee
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00:00:28Oh, my bad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:40and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to.
00:00:47I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:59What?
00:01:00But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:27So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:43But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:45I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:48we've done something new and special,
00:01:49but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:03No.
00:02:06Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:08So do I.
00:02:10Sorry, Sue.
00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:12We'll figure it out.
00:02:13Oh, flowers, are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:28Here you go.
00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:36I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:40Oh, Jake.
00:02:46Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:49Uh, no, Jake, not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:53The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be, I promise.
00:02:57It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:03:00Together.
00:03:00Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:10I have to work on my art project.
00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:15but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:19Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:27Okay, bye.
00:03:39Nothing wrong with me, nothing.
00:03:41Oh, baby, you're so hot.
00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:46Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod.
00:03:49Sex God.
00:03:54Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:56You're right, I bet.
00:04:06Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:10It does not compute.
00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:17Oh, huh.
00:04:18Hi.
00:04:19When did you get home?
00:04:22So, is it true?
00:04:23Yes, it is.
00:04:25It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:34and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:39Lexi, tell her.
00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:43On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday,
00:04:48or maybe even, like, our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:04But, Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:19It's not Jake.
00:05:21It's the male ideal.
00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:05:27Right.
00:05:29Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:31I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:32I'm not really an artist.
00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:05:39And I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign.
00:05:43And then I'll know it's right.
00:05:44Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:02You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:12To church, to pray for you.
00:06:14I want to be first in line.
00:06:15I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:18Yeah, me too.
00:06:28Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:34Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.
00:06:43I mean, not me.
00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:48I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:59But there was nothing there.
00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:05My best friends.
00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:09Okay.
00:07:11Third base.
00:07:12What?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14Like, sex.
00:07:15Like, intercourse?
00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:07:20If you know what I mean.
00:07:22All the way.
00:07:23Go all the way.
00:07:25Woody?
00:07:26What's it?
00:07:26How could you do so?
00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:36What?
00:07:42Yes.
00:07:43Yes.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:45Run.
00:07:46Home route.
00:07:48Damn it.
00:07:51Fucking Yankees.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:56Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:19What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:22Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:27I have an announcement to make.
00:08:29I want to do it.
00:08:31Do you hear me?
00:08:32I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:35On our birthday.
00:08:37Do what?
00:08:39It.
00:08:40Screw.
00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:08:44You know, shagging.
00:08:46Fucking.
00:08:46You do.
00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:57Really?
00:08:59Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:09:07Right?
00:09:08Right.
00:09:09I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:20Hey, Frank.
00:09:22Hi, Sue.
00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:27I don't know.
00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:29Yeah.
00:09:29He's blind.
00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:33Wait, are you back?
00:09:39Hey.
00:09:40Um, I was wondering.
00:09:41We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:44It's for our birthday.
00:09:45Do you want to come?
00:09:46Do you think he can see at my short?
00:09:59Well, the house looks done.
00:10:01Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.
00:10:14Jake.
00:10:14And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:10:18To pop your chair.
00:10:19It's easy.
00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:54It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:11:01What?
00:11:02He does not.
00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:11:06With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:18See you in the morning.
00:11:26I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:30I knew it would happen.
00:12:00You're so perfect.
00:12:01You're so perfect.
00:12:30Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:12:54Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:09Oh, my gosh.
00:13:31They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:35Hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to say it.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on.
00:14:09Hurry up.
00:14:10Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:17Um, you should put that down, though, because it's, like, it's really...
00:14:21Very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beats, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30Okay, let's, uh...
00:14:31Mmm.
00:14:49Whoa, is this part of the hat?
00:14:50Oh, jeez.
00:14:51Whoa!
00:14:54Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:56Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice!
00:14:58Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:59Let's get this.
00:14:59Oh, fuck.
00:15:03Check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23Okay.
00:15:28Foster, you're such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37We'll see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:44Oh, my God.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:18Hey, bro, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:24A little bit.
00:16:28All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hey.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me?
00:16:48Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey!
00:17:05Ah, dude, move!
00:17:06Come on, lame!
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1221 says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah!
00:17:16They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21Okay!
00:17:23Oopsie-tay!
00:17:25Oh, dude, dude!
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:31Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no, just go enjoy the party.
00:17:36Come on.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50It just, like, disappeared.
00:18:03Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:06It's...
00:18:06How come I've never met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:18Maybe he wants to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where he went.
00:18:22Go roll.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33Shirley Temple.
00:18:34Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I gotta go meet around.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you okay?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just eyes.
00:18:47Okay, nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49It's gonna be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gate face.
00:19:01I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:02I'm gonna do it.
00:19:09Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:12He does not have gate face.
00:19:15I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:16I'm gonna do it.
00:19:17I'm gonna do this.
00:19:19Go back.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:25Just pretend you're Lex.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:41Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:45Um, in private?
00:19:48Oh.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:05You're so sexy.
00:20:09Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:18What are you doing?
00:20:20Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue!
00:20:21What's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue.
00:20:29Sue.
00:20:29I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00That man.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:10You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:19him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:31over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot, hot sun, I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much
00:22:04for us.
00:22:04So...
00:22:05So...
00:22:06I'm going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you three months.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:26Focus, focus, focus, focus.
00:22:37Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:50Oh, my God.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:17you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you were going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman you really are.
00:23:26Deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:30Where?
00:23:30To meet your dark side.
00:23:38Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:49Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost.
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:42You overshot it.
00:24:43You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:07never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Les, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:19Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:21It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:25Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:31Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:49Boozeye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:57Bang.
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:04He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry, I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:21Ah!
00:26:24Ah!
00:26:26Ah!
00:26:29Ah!
00:26:29What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:49What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:51Nice shot.
00:26:52Direct hit.
00:26:55Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:15For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:22He's a dirtbag.
00:27:23How dare he?
00:27:24No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:27:28Oh.
00:27:33It's a text.
00:27:34It's, it's from him.
00:27:35Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:36Okay.
00:27:38Uh, he's looking for you.
00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:42Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:43Um, I have to go.
00:27:44I'm going.
00:27:45No, you can't just leave.
00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:52No.
00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:57I see only one option.
00:28:00I'm leaving.
00:28:01Revenge sex.
00:28:02Re, I mean, what?
00:28:03What does that even mean?
00:28:04It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:11Revenge sex.
00:28:13Re, I mean, what?
00:28:14What does that even mean?
00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:20But he, I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:22He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:23I mean, why would, he's just into other girls.
00:28:25Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:30To his ego.
00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:35Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:40No, I couldn't.
00:28:42Plus, I mean, there's, there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:46Eric.
00:28:47He's perfect.
00:28:48Eric Hall?
00:28:49Are you kidding?
00:28:50I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:54Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:56He's bloody.
00:28:56Yeah.
00:28:59Trust me, he's amazing.
00:29:00I fooled around with him once.
00:29:01He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:03Oh, no.
00:29:04I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, then.
00:29:08Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:10Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:29:16Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:29:18I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:21No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:23Fine.
00:29:23If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:28to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:31and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,
00:29:33and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:36But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:40I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:48Well, trust me, it's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:01Okay, enough to chat with you.
00:30:03Oh, no.
00:30:15Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:19Thanks.
00:30:20Thanks.
00:30:40Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:42So, happy birthday.
00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:56But it's actually from us.
00:30:57U.S.
00:30:59America?
00:31:01United States?
00:31:03I know where we live.
00:31:04Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:09I know where we live.
00:31:11Right.
00:31:12Of course.
00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:21Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:22I just...
00:31:23No, you're fine.
00:31:24Jake!
00:31:34Jake!
00:31:35So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What?
00:31:44Um...
00:31:44It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:07I mean...
00:32:10It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:16You're so beautiful.
00:32:19Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:20Uh, no kissing.
00:32:23Right.
00:32:24Um, of course.
00:32:26Sorry.
00:32:28So, um...
00:32:30Do you want to un-rat me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.
00:32:50Organic.
00:32:51Yep.
00:32:54So, the wrap.
00:32:55Right.
00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02That's where I see it.
00:33:03Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Got it.
00:33:06Uh...
00:33:07Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:08Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:33:09I, um...
00:33:10It's...
00:33:10It's okay.
00:33:11Do it again.
00:33:14Sorry, I, uh...
00:33:15I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:17You know what?
00:33:18Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:21Uh, let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:31Just, um, fill it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh, jeez.
00:33:38Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:40Help!
00:33:41Uh...
00:33:41Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:45Oh, jeez.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:07Jake!
00:34:08I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:11What?
00:34:12I can't hear you.
00:34:14I need another beer.
00:34:16Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:17Jake!
00:34:17Sorry, we're...
00:34:18Upstairs.
00:34:20Yeah.
00:34:21Hold on.
00:34:22I'll take a piss.
00:34:23How much beer?
00:34:24Oh, my God.
00:34:54Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:56Oh, no, no, no.
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, okay.
00:35:08Okay.
00:35:08Finally.
00:35:23I, uh...
00:35:25Let me just get the blinds.
00:35:27Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:35:27No, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:30I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Um.
00:35:40I'm so sorry.
00:35:41I'm so sorry.
00:35:42I'm so sorry.
00:35:43Okay.
00:35:44Getting better.
00:35:46I have a lot of stuff.
00:35:48I don't know why I'm going to eat it.
00:35:52Wait, I'm gonna eat it.
00:35:54It's so good to eat it.
00:35:57But I don't want to eat it.
00:36:03I'm gonna eat it.
00:36:07I'm gonna eat it.
00:36:09What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:39It's so good.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:48Oh, my God.
00:36:50Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:52Ah, ah, oh.
00:36:54Ah, dear.
00:36:56Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:59I don't know.
00:37:02Ah.
00:37:03Are you okay?
00:37:06No, no, no, no.
00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:18Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:20Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:21Okay, great.
00:37:22Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, no, no, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm gonna come.
00:37:35I'm gonna come.
00:37:36No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:41Oh, shit.
00:37:43Oh, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi! Lexi!
00:37:49Oh, shit.
00:37:50Oh, no means no.
00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time and I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:06How you doing?
00:38:08How's it going?
00:38:10Good.
00:38:11Eric?
00:38:12Help.
00:38:13Eric, help me.
00:38:14I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:16Excuse me.
00:38:20Cheryl's in here.
00:38:26What's up, bro?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:30Hey, wait!
00:38:32Lex, babe, still waiting.
00:38:41Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:45Damn it.
00:38:46I'm gonna save somebody to that bitch.
00:38:49Hey, you!
00:38:51You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:53or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:57I'm so sorry!
00:38:59I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:02This party's ass!
00:39:05What a deal going...
00:39:07What the hell?!
00:39:08I can't crash!
00:39:09Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:39:11This party's ass!
00:39:14I can't crash!
00:39:15What a deal!
00:39:16Oh, man! All the water balloons.
00:39:17This party's ass!
00:39:19What a deal.
00:39:20What a deal!
00:39:21What a deal of war balloons!
00:39:22O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
00:39:23Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah.
00:39:37This just isn't working out.
00:39:40Nothing.
00:39:41What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:39:45I'm careful, man.
00:39:46Watch this.
00:39:48Spark it up.
00:39:49All right.
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:50Oh, man.
00:39:54I love this game.
00:39:55We're in the controllers.
00:39:56We got to play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58OK, let me find another one.
00:39:59All right, fly it on.
00:40:02Whoa.
00:40:04Look at this.
00:40:05Oh, my God.
00:40:07Pew, pew, pew.
00:40:08Oh, my God.
00:40:09Get that thing away.
00:40:10Jesus.
00:40:11Oh.
00:40:18Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:19I'm going to kill.
00:40:20Wasn't me.
00:40:21I'm making fun of me.
00:40:26Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:40:29Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice, nice.
00:40:46Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:47What?
00:40:58Whoa!
00:40:59Whoa!
00:41:01You are the controller.
00:41:02No.
00:41:02I just.
00:41:04I didn't.
00:41:05I swear.
00:41:05I.
00:41:06Hey Sue, what's going on man?
00:41:20It's okay, um, hey Sue.
00:41:25Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:35Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:38Oh, sure.
00:41:40Listen Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:45You were?
00:41:47You mean...
00:41:49Y-yeah.
00:41:52So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:56Could we go get a drink?
00:42:00Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:05You know what, I gotta go.
00:42:07Um, happy birthday.
00:42:08Uh, no, Chris, no there wasn't.
00:42:10I didn't...
00:42:11God, never mind.
00:42:12This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never going to have sex.
00:42:29Ow.
00:42:49Hello?
00:42:50A little attention here.
00:42:52Oh yeah, sorry.
00:42:59Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right.
00:43:02Sorry.
00:43:04Ugh, jeez.
00:43:16Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:19Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:22Screw it.
00:43:23I'm gonna accept no success.
00:43:27Oh, sorry.
00:43:28Check this out.
00:43:31Ah, I'm getting ready.
00:43:34Uh...
00:43:35Ha ha ha...
00:43:39Uh...
00:43:40Uh, uh...
00:43:41Ha ha.
00:43:43Ha ha ha.
00:43:45Uh...
00:43:50counting?
00:43:52Oh, no, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:22I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:37Uh-oh.
00:44:38I don't know.
00:44:39I don't know.
00:44:39I don't know.
00:44:40I don't know.
00:44:41I don't want you to be there.
00:44:41I can't believe you can see it.
00:44:42I can't believe you can see it.
00:45:00Hello.
00:45:01Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:11Please hold.
00:45:14Thank goodness.
00:45:181-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:39Uh, OK.
00:45:41Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:48A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:54All right, freak.
00:45:55Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:57But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious.
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contritions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:20It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh.
00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:39He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:48Because I'm a nun.
00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:52Huh.
00:46:52Accidental masturbation.
00:46:54Who would have thought?
00:46:55Revenge sex with a stupid fucking idea.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you.
00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:17Fucking douchebag.
00:47:22Damn it.
00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:29What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen.
00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:39If you want someone great.
00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:55It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:01Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:07What about him?
00:48:15Jeremy.
00:48:16Oh, yeah.
00:48:17I know Jeremy.
00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:21I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:23It's Jones.
00:48:25Jeremy Jones.
00:48:26This all makes sense.
00:48:28Excuse me.
00:48:30Jeremy.
00:48:31Hi.
00:48:32Hey.
00:48:33Who's on the phone?
00:48:34Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:36No meter.
00:48:37It could be around, like, an hour.
00:48:39Wait.
00:48:39You have a girlfriend?
00:48:53Oh.
00:48:54Hey, Frank.
00:48:56Sit.
00:49:00Oh, you meant...
00:49:01You meant the dog.
00:49:05Relax.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:18Oh, I'm...
00:49:19I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:22I'm not.
00:49:26How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:37Roll over.
00:49:40Oh, you mean me.
00:49:44Roll over.
00:49:44Oh, you mean me.
00:49:49Oh, how do you...
00:49:50How do you want me to...
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53You know it.
00:49:53Oh.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:50:08Considering it a teachable moment.
00:50:10Okay.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:16See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh...
00:50:23You know, I should really...
00:50:31I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:47Frank.
00:51:02Frank.
00:51:03Oh.
00:51:07Oh, Frank.
00:51:17No, ma'am.
00:51:32No, give me two.
00:51:34My chips, one boy.
00:51:35No, give me two, ma'am.
00:51:36My chips.
00:51:37No.
00:51:38My chips.
00:51:39No, give me two.
00:51:41My chips?
00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:46Sorry.
00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:56That's all.
00:52:01No, let me do this.
00:52:02Go ahead.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:06I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave.
00:52:12I have to back you.
00:52:16You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:17They're over here.
00:52:18I see some dust over here.
00:52:31So, it's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:37This is a dirty floor.
00:52:39It's such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44Floor as!
00:52:45No!
00:52:46No!
00:52:51Ah!
00:52:53Ah!
00:52:54Oh!
00:52:55Ah!
00:52:56Oh!
00:52:57Ah!
00:52:58Ah!
00:52:59Ah!
00:53:00Oh!
00:53:01Okay.
00:53:02Oh.
00:53:03Oh, all right.
00:53:05Oh, I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'm just going to see you at home.
00:53:15We got it.
00:53:17Oh, here we go.
00:53:19Frankie.
00:53:21Oh, my.
00:53:22What was that?
00:53:23What?
00:53:24Ow, fucking shit.
00:53:26Man, we got a smoke in here.
00:53:30Stop.
00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:33Oh, shit.
00:53:34Sorry, man.
00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:38Oh, I heard something.
00:53:39You want to join us?
00:53:41No, I might.
00:53:41Come on.
00:53:42You got to do it.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45I need to go back.
00:53:45What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's trippy.
00:53:52Frank?
00:53:54Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:02Thanks, man.
00:54:02Oh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:15Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:16This is some good shit.
00:54:17Oh, no.
00:54:31You're the devil.
00:54:33No more.
00:54:35JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:47Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I've got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra, and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:09We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:17Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:23I don't want to do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:35Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:41What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46It's too dry down there.
00:55:47It's like a desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:51Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:10What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:20You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:31Where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:42Go team.
00:56:46What?
00:56:48Just keep going.
00:56:53Shit.
00:56:54Where's Jeremy?
00:57:05Hi.
00:57:07We were just, you know.
00:57:10Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:18You might want to.
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:27Ah!
00:57:29Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:32You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:35What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:47Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50Come on.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:02Mm-hmm.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:28Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:30and get far, far away from here?
00:58:32What?
00:58:32Why?
00:58:34Nothing.
00:58:34Just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.
00:58:38Honey, it's going to be OK.
00:58:40No, it's not OK.
00:58:43God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's.
00:58:48Jake's fault.
00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:57Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him
00:59:05a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece, a big old chunk of my mind,
00:59:09a big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:12You know, you might want to...
00:59:15You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20I don't know.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:28I'm sorry.
00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:34I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:42You're right.
00:59:54Hey.
00:59:54Um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:56No, no, no.
00:59:57I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
01:00:04and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.
01:00:07Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:10No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:18Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime.
01:00:27Soon.
01:00:28Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:29and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:32Eric, you're shy.
01:00:33You have no game.
01:00:36No, not really.
01:00:39Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:44OK.
01:00:45All right.
01:00:46I, uh, happy birthday, then.
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:10Wow.
01:01:11Here I come, baby.
01:01:12Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:14Oh.
01:01:15Eric, stop.
01:01:16Um, we can't do this.
01:01:18Oh, god.
01:01:18Sorry.
01:01:19Sorry.
01:01:19Oh, god.
01:01:20I'm sorry.
01:01:21Sorry.
01:01:21Oh, god.
01:01:22I'm sorry.
01:01:22Oh, god.
01:01:23Not again.
01:01:24Oh, no.
01:01:25I'm sorry.
01:01:26Oh, no.
01:01:27Oh, no.
01:01:28Honey, happy.
01:01:29What the fuck is this?
01:01:30Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:31OK, guys.
01:01:32Don't.
01:01:33Cheryl.
01:01:33Baby.
01:01:34What is this?
01:01:35Oh, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:36You're here.
01:01:37I've been looking for you all night, and you've been, oh, man.
01:01:38No wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:39You couldn't find me?
01:01:40What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?
01:01:43Cheryl, honey.
01:01:44No.
01:01:45We can work this out.
01:01:46No.
01:01:47No.
01:01:48No.
01:01:49No.
01:01:50No.
01:01:51No.
01:01:52No.
01:01:53No.
01:01:54No.
01:01:55No.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No.
01:01:58No.
01:01:59No.
01:02:00No.
01:02:01No.
01:02:02No.
01:02:03No.
01:02:04No.
01:02:05No.
01:02:06No.
01:02:07Cheryl.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:09Jake, no.
01:02:10You have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on.
01:02:12Please.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake.
01:02:15I can't do this.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No.
01:02:19Jake, please.
01:02:20Just go.
01:02:21Just go.
01:02:22I'm sorry.
01:02:23You're a harmless bitch!
01:02:24How can you do it?
01:02:25Yay!
01:02:26You did it.
01:02:27I am so proud of you.
01:02:28You got your revenge sex.
01:02:29You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:33It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:37It all makes sense now.
01:02:40Wow.
01:02:41I feel really stupid.
01:02:43Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.
01:02:46Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:49And you used me.
01:02:51Eric, please don't go.
01:02:52Please, Eric!
01:02:54Aren't you happy?
01:02:57Well, no.
01:02:58That's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:03:01Any mistakes?
01:03:02Any mistakes?
01:03:03Was it?
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:08Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:12Anyway.
01:03:13We better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:16I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:17I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:30This is bullshit.
01:03:31This is bullshit.
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:35Dude, suck it!
01:03:36What the?
01:03:37I'm out of here!
01:03:39Yeah!
01:03:40He has good hair, though.
01:03:42Don't you fused on me.
01:03:43Don't cheese on my car, either.
01:03:44Right.
01:03:45Said Frank that I might need a vacation.
01:03:46Take this information through your head.
01:03:47Oh, Sue, are you alright?
01:03:49Is it from sex?
01:03:50Did you pop your cork?
01:03:51I don't think so.
01:03:52Not with the guy, anyway.
01:03:53Oh, don't ask.
01:03:54Take this information through your head.
01:04:02Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:04:05Was it from sex?
01:04:06Did you pop your cork?
01:04:07I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12Every possible object.
01:04:14It's like every mechanical thing.
01:04:16It was like Transformers.
01:04:18They just all became vibrators.
01:04:20I told you.
01:04:22It's addicting.
01:04:24So what about Chris?
01:04:26Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through your life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:34Oh, I think it's broken.
01:04:37So wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:47So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:50Can I go?
01:04:51No, thank you.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:55Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:57No.
01:04:59I don't know.
01:05:00For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:03Or something.
01:05:05Why?
01:05:06Do you know him?
01:05:07Sort of.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:09Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:12I love him.
01:05:19Shut it.
01:05:20You want to do it?
01:05:21I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:22I want to get married.
01:05:23You want to do it?
01:05:24All right, all right, all right.
01:05:25Stop.
01:05:26Stop.
01:05:27You're taking me hopefully.
01:05:28Stop.
01:05:29Snaps.
01:05:30Watch you.
01:05:31Don't tell me.
01:05:32Watch me.
01:05:33Did you just toll the whole hour?
01:05:35Take you.
01:05:36Take you.
01:05:37Take you.
01:05:38Take you.
01:05:39Take me.
01:05:40Take me.
01:05:41I'm for my turn.
01:05:42You did.
01:05:43Take you.
01:05:44Take you.
01:05:45Take you.
01:05:46Take me.
01:05:47Take me.
01:05:48Take me."
01:05:50Um, no.
01:05:52No way.
01:06:08Oh well.
01:06:10There's always next year.
01:06:20It's you.
01:06:32I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:36Joanna.
01:06:50Do
01:06:52Do
01:06:54Do
01:07:02Do
01:07:06Do
01:07:10Do
01:07:14Do
01:07:16Do
01:07:18Do
01:07:19And when the heat is on
01:07:23You'd never take it away
01:07:27Kill me, old fuck no more
01:07:34And when the heat is on
01:07:38Wow, that's amazing
01:07:42Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me
01:07:46I guess something inspired me
01:07:49He really captured his expression and his eyes
01:07:53Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair
01:07:57Whose?
01:08:00Eric's, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh, yeah
01:08:07I have to go see him
01:08:10Well, I think you know what we should do
01:08:16One nine hundred confess
01:08:27Sister Therese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back
01:08:36Oh, sure
01:08:37It's 271
01:08:40Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession
01:08:43But can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:46Do you think if you do something bad
01:08:48That God will forgive you?
01:08:50Like, take you back?
01:08:52Sure, hon, why not?
01:08:54As long as you're on the right path
01:08:56Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign
01:09:01From the universe
01:09:03Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay
01:09:06Sister?
01:09:09Can I get up now?
01:09:11I really gotta pee
01:09:12No!
01:09:13Hush your trap!
01:09:16Okay, honey
01:09:16I really need to get back to work
01:09:18But call back anytime
01:09:19I will
01:09:21Thanks
01:09:22Sister?
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:45Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um
01:09:52Look, I am so sorry about everything
01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you
01:09:59At the beginning
01:10:00But then at the end, I wasn't
01:10:01I just didn't want to do that with you
01:10:04The revenge part, not the sex part
01:10:07Um
01:10:09I
01:10:10I do want to go out with you
01:10:12And I didn't realize that until this morning
01:10:15I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is
01:10:19And he's all over these
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:20Come on, I gotta get going
01:10:23Oh
01:10:25Wow
01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is
01:10:28My sister Tina
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl
01:10:30Hi, nice to meet you
01:10:33Uh, so, um
01:10:38Do you mind if I call you
01:10:40In a few days?
01:10:41When I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure
01:10:43Oh
01:10:49Sorry, no kissing, right?
01:10:52No, kissing
01:10:53Oh
01:10:53Mmm
01:10:54Mmm
01:10:56Hey, did you ever, uh
01:11:11Get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that
01:11:19I mean, you don't have to lie about it
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue
01:11:24She must have me mixed up with someone else
01:11:30I wonder who it was
01:11:33At least this birthday's over
01:11:54Dear Lord, please forgive me
01:12:07I mean, if you could just
01:12:10I don't know, like, send me a sign
01:12:12I mean, if you could just
01:12:42Excuse me, excuse me
01:12:44Uh, do you know where the church is?
01:12:46It's on Fountain Street
01:12:47Um, yeah, that's the church I go to
01:12:50Or used to go to
01:12:52Um, it's straight up that way
01:12:54And then left
01:12:54Thank you
01:12:56You're more than welcome to come with me
01:12:59If you like
01:13:00Oh, um, I don't know
01:13:02Well, that's pretty powerful
01:13:11Oh, 250 horsepower
01:13:14225 pounds of torque
01:13:16Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on
01:13:19I don't think so
01:13:22But thanks
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue
01:13:25What's yours?
01:13:28Jesus
01:13:28Really?
01:13:31Si
01:13:31Maybe I could use the ride
01:13:35Oh, um, I don't know
01:13:50I don't know
01:13:51Oh, um, I don't know
01:13:53Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh