Good Girls Gone Wild

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00:00:00All right.

00:00:30Oh, dad.

00:00:35Hello?

00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away,

00:00:40and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...

00:00:47Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:52I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:00:54I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.

00:00:59What?

00:01:00But you can't.

00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:06You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:09This is bad.

00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:21Come on, Lexi.

00:01:22So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?

00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:42But this is the big 1-8.

00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.

00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.

00:01:52So, what's something we've never done before?

00:01:55Mushrooms?

00:01:56No, not like that.

00:01:57Like something nice.

00:01:59Like maybe a trip.

00:02:01Like a mushroom trip?

00:02:03No.

00:02:06Sorry, Sue.

00:02:06I have a date.

00:02:07So do I.

00:02:09Sorry, Sue.

00:02:11Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:12We'll figure it out.

00:02:24Oh, flowers.

00:02:25Are these from you?

00:02:26Yeah, sure.

00:02:28Here you go.

00:02:30No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:33I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:35I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:02:41Oh, Jake.

00:02:46Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:02:49Uh, no, Jake.

00:02:49Not yet.

00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:02:53The best night of my life.

00:02:54It will be.

00:02:55I promise.

00:02:57It'll always be amazing.

00:02:58With you and me.

00:03:00Together.

00:03:05Jake, no, I have to go.

00:03:10I have to work on my art project.

00:03:12You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have

00:03:16taken more math.

00:03:19Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:21This Saturday?

00:03:22Of course.

00:03:27Thanks.

00:03:27Okay, bye.

00:03:39Nothing, nothing, nothing.

00:03:41Oh, baby.

00:03:42You're so hot.

00:03:43I'm going to do you so good.

00:03:45Oh, yeah, baby.

00:03:46Yeah.

00:03:46What was your name again?

00:03:47Rod.

00:03:48Sex guy.

00:03:49Okay.

00:03:54Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.

00:03:56You're right, I bet.

00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:04:09Oh, no.

00:04:10Does not compute.

00:04:12Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:04:17Oh, huh.

00:04:18Hi.

00:04:20When did you get home?

00:04:22So, is it true?

00:04:23Yes, it is.

00:04:24It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.

00:04:29I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of

00:04:36him.

00:04:36So, I just think it's the right time.

00:04:39Lexi, tell her.

00:04:40Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:04:44On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.

00:04:46Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like, our 28th, maybe.

00:04:54Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:01I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:04But, Cheryl, Sue is right.

00:05:12We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:16Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?

00:05:19It's not Jake.

00:05:21It's the male ideal.

00:05:23Like, a Greek god, or Sue's dad.

00:05:27Right.

00:05:28Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:05:31Nina kind of sucks.

00:05:32I'm not really an artist.

00:05:33Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day, and I'm just not

00:05:40ready yet.

00:05:41I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.

00:05:44Look, I can go either way.

00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.

00:05:51I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:05:54Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:05:57But, if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:06:03You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:09Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:12To church, to pray for you.

00:06:14I want to be first in line.

00:06:17I'm getting some sleep.

00:06:18Yeah, me too.

00:06:27Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:06:30It has been four days since my last confession.

00:06:32I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:06:34Mm-hmm.

00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.

00:06:42Mm-hmm.

00:06:43I mean, not me.

00:06:46I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:06:48Aw.

00:06:50I've never even seen a guy's...

00:06:52Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:06:55But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:06:59But there was nothing there.

00:07:00Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:05My best friends.

00:07:07They're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:09Okay.

00:07:11Third base.

00:07:12What?

00:07:13No.

00:07:14Like, sex.

00:07:15Like, intercourse?

00:07:17With boys, they barely even know.

00:07:19I mean, they really need us intervention.

00:07:20If you know what I mean.

00:07:22All the way.

00:07:23Go all the way.

00:07:25What?

00:07:28Ah!

00:07:29Ah!

00:07:30How could you do this?

00:07:32You're a bad, bad person.

00:07:36What?

00:07:42Yes.

00:07:43Yes!

00:07:45Run!

00:07:46Home route!

00:07:48Ah!

00:07:49Damn it!

00:07:51Fucking Yankees.

00:07:54Sorry.

00:07:55Sue, it is 1 p.m.

00:08:19What do you have a little consideration?

00:08:21I'm trying to sleep.

00:08:23Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?

00:08:27I have an announcement to make.

00:08:29I want to do it.

00:08:31Do you hear me?

00:08:32I want to do it.

00:08:34This weekend.

00:08:35On our birthday.

00:08:37Do what?

00:08:39It.

00:08:40Screw.

00:08:41You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.

00:08:44You know, shagging, fucking.

00:08:48You do.

00:08:50But what about all your religious stuff?

00:08:53And what about your sign from heaven?

00:08:55Oh, I got a sign at church.

00:08:57Really?

00:08:59Well, okay, great.

00:09:02We're all in then.

00:09:03So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.

00:09:07Right?

00:09:08Right.

00:09:11I'll start making the shopping list.

00:09:20Hey!

00:09:24Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:09:27I don't know.

00:09:27Do you think he'd even have fun?

00:09:29Yeah.

00:09:29He's blind.

00:09:30Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:09:32Wait, wait, bye.

00:09:39Hey.

00:09:40Um, I was wondering.

00:09:41We're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:09:44It's for our birthday.

00:09:45Do you want to come?

00:09:46Do you think he can see at my short?

00:09:59Well, my house looks done.

00:10:01Tomorrow's the big day.

00:10:04We finally turn 18.

00:10:05And finally lose our virginity.

00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:10:11So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with.

00:10:14Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:10:16But Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?

00:10:19It's easy.

00:10:20It's easy.

00:10:20I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.

00:10:23What the fuck is catechism?

00:10:27I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:10:29Yeah.

00:10:38My soulmate.

00:10:42Chris?

00:10:43Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.

00:10:47I mean...

00:10:48What?

00:10:48No, Chris is perfect.

00:10:50He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:10:53Plus, his name's Chris.

00:10:54It's a sign.

00:10:55Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:11:01What?

00:11:02He does not.

00:11:03Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:11:05He looks just like Justin Bieber.

00:11:07With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:11:11Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:11:16Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:11:19See you in the morning.

00:11:27I knew it would happen someday.

00:11:28I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:34You're so perfect.

00:12:04You're so perfect.

00:12:34I knew that's what I look like.

00:12:52Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:12:54Tomorrow's the day.

00:13:09Oh, my gosh.

00:13:31They're coming.

00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!

00:13:35Hurry!

00:13:35Ew, why?

00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.

00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.

00:13:43I'm going to start.

00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.

00:13:46It's going to be really sexy.

00:13:48It's stupid.

00:13:49Just screw him.

00:13:50That's what he wants.

00:13:51That's what all guys want.

00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?

00:13:54Oh, Christ.

00:13:55I'm going to have your mouth, too.

00:13:56Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:14:02You're an idiot.

00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:14:07Guys, seriously, come on.

00:14:09Hurry up.

00:14:09Oh, what a cool bracelet.

00:14:16I love it.

00:14:19You should put that down, though, because it's really...

00:14:21Very fragile.

00:14:22Yeah.

00:14:23Okay.

00:14:23Set it down.

00:14:25Hurry up.

00:14:26Hurry up.

00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?

00:14:29Yeah.

00:14:30Okay, let's go.

00:14:39Whoa, this part of the house!

00:14:51Whoa!

00:14:54Oh, we're going to have some fun.

00:14:56Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.

00:14:57Nice!

00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!

00:15:09Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.

00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.

00:15:20Oh, how did you know?

00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:15:23Please, come on.

00:15:29Buster, such a cutie.

00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.

00:15:34All right, sorry.

00:15:35Are you okay now?

00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.

00:15:37Okay.

00:15:37See you later.

00:15:39I can't believe you haven't heard of it.

00:15:43This is crazy.

00:15:44Oh, Jake!

00:15:45Hi!

00:15:46Hey, Ben.

00:15:48Happy birthday.

00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:15:53What?

00:15:54You want a beer?

00:15:58No.

00:15:58I have your present here.

00:16:07I'll give it to you later when the time's right.

00:16:10Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.

00:16:18Hey, Ralph, we need you to settle this bed over here real quick.

00:16:23Oh, a bed.

00:16:28All right, this is my man right here.

00:16:30Hey.

00:16:31How you doing?

00:16:32Hey.

00:16:33Hey.

00:16:34Hey.

00:16:35Hey.

00:16:36Hey.

00:16:37Hey.

00:16:38Hey.

00:16:39Hey.

00:16:40Hey.

00:16:41Hey.

00:16:42Hey.

00:16:43Hey.

00:16:44Hey.

00:16:45Hey.

00:16:46Hey.

00:16:56Look at it.

00:16:57Look at it.

00:17:00Oh, dude.

00:17:01Look at those.

00:17:02Are those real?

00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?

00:17:04Hey.

00:17:05Hey.

00:17:05I do.

00:17:05Move.

00:17:06Lame.

00:17:07Oh, all right.

00:17:08OK.

00:17:09I'll see you guys later.

00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.

00:17:11Aw, the moves.

00:17:12Funny Buck says, by the end of the day, I will be motoro-boating those

00:17:15titties.

00:17:16they're fake anyways who cares okay

00:17:21oh dude dude i'm blind you fucking asshole

00:17:28you know it's your birthday here let me do you know no just go enjoy the birdie

00:17:36come on i'm in

00:17:39hey do my lips look any plumper i put this stuff on but i can't really feel anything yet

00:17:46have you guys seen jake i haven't seen him anywhere it just like disappeared

00:17:51are these real of course they are how come i haven't met you before i don't know maybe he's gonna be around

00:18:11have you seen jake um i think he's around or something maybe upstairs i don't know

00:18:17maybe you want to go get my birthday present that's probably where you went

00:18:21go roll liquid courage yeah

00:18:28at a girl

00:18:32vodka cranberry it's really simple

00:18:36well i guess it's now or never i can go meet around

00:18:40two are you okay

00:18:42two relax

00:18:45they're just guys okay nothing to be scared of seriously

00:18:49you're gonna be fine is chris here

00:18:56wow it's even worse in person isn't it

00:18:59no he does not have gateways i'm gonna prove it to you

00:19:03i'm gonna do it

00:19:09wow it's even worse in person isn't it

00:19:12no he does not have gateways i'm gonna prove it to you

00:19:16i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do this

00:19:22hey you can do this just act like a slut

00:19:27just pretend you're laxie

00:19:37yeah my favorite chapter is song and gloire

00:19:40chris hi can i talk to you

00:19:47in private

00:19:57oh hey lexi hey lexi

00:20:03what chris you're so sexy

00:20:09ever since you played jesus at camp i've just

00:20:11i've known that we were meant to be together

00:20:15and i really want to oh what are you doing is that wrong

00:20:21sue what's gotten into you nothing i'm i'm sorry i don't know how to do this

00:20:25sue sue sue i understand these urges and you know i like you too

00:20:38really you do i do i really do

00:20:42it's just i've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man right lexi said you were jesus oh

00:20:59oh that man of course what did you think oh nothing so we can still do this then oh sue

00:21:09you know for me when i think about that man who died for our sins when i think about him

00:21:19that man up there on that cross so helpless yet so muscular with his strong

00:21:28thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth

00:21:37growing so hot so sweaty under that hot hot sun i just feel such compassion

00:21:48i think about those things too so you understand why i can't do this not really i just find it too hard it is

00:21:58to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us so

00:22:06i'm gonna go out there right and then we're gonna totally throw these on

00:22:19hey hi whoa

00:22:22have you seen jake uh no no all right

00:22:29okay all right focus focus focus

00:22:36oh there he is

00:22:41oh you got me the puppy that i wanted

00:22:56how could you

00:22:57see

00:23:02what happened did you guys do it

00:23:04sue

00:23:04he doesn't want me

00:23:07because he's gay no he's not he just really loves jesus oh come on sue

00:23:13the only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you

00:23:18look the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman

00:23:24you really are deep inside what come with me where to meet your dark side

00:23:39out everyone out

00:23:45i really can't i really don't think i can do this

00:24:08i'm not letting you out until you look

00:24:14i'm not letting you out until you look

00:24:19sue

00:24:21can you see it

00:24:23ew

00:24:27i'm almost

00:24:29i'm almost there

00:24:30what

00:24:37what

00:24:37sue what happened what did you see

00:24:40a raccoon

00:24:41what

00:24:43you overshot it aim the mirror further up

00:24:52i can't please don't make me do that again okay fine fine

00:24:57i didn't want to do this but you leave me no choice

00:25:00what you really need an orgasm honestly i don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone

00:25:07else when you've never even had it with yourself this really has to be your first step

00:25:11less i'm waiting coming

00:25:14sue uh my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer just find it and use it

00:25:19wait what does the black vibrator look like it's black it vibrates

00:25:25come on rod let's go to sue's room and don't come back until you have at least one orgasm

00:25:39hey cutie cutie

00:25:44cutie

00:25:48oh

00:25:57bang bang bang

00:25:59good boy straighten up

00:26:01good boy

00:26:02good boy

00:26:04he knows over a hundred commands

00:26:07i'm sorry i can't see anything

00:26:09that is not funny cheryl

00:26:11what a bitch

00:26:13unfortunately when you're blind you get used to things like that

00:26:15oh

00:26:29Oh, shit.

00:26:43What's wrong with this thing?

00:26:59Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:27:09Lexi, it's Jake.

00:27:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:27:15For sure?

00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,

00:27:19so maybe it's my fault.

00:27:21That's no excuse.

00:27:22He's a dirtbag.

00:27:23How dare he?

00:27:24No, it's awful.

00:27:25I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.

00:27:28It's a text.

00:27:34It's from him.

00:27:35I can't bear myself to read it.

00:27:36Okay.

00:27:37He's looking for you.

00:27:39He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:27:41Oh, I can't face him.

00:27:43I have to go.

00:27:44I'm going.

00:27:45No, you can't just leave.

00:27:47Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:27:50I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:27:52He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:27:55Either way, it's bullshit.

00:27:57I see only one option.

00:28:00I'm leaving.

00:28:01Revenge sex.

00:28:02Re...

00:28:03I mean, what?

00:28:04What does that even mean?

00:28:05It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:11Revenge sex.

00:28:12Re...

00:28:13I mean, what?

00:28:14What does that even mean?

00:28:15It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:19But he...

00:28:20I mean, he doesn't even care.

00:28:21He doesn't even care about me.

00:28:22I mean, why would...

00:28:23He's just into other girls.

00:28:25Trust me.

00:28:26He'll care.

00:28:27Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.

00:28:30To his ego.

00:28:31To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.

00:28:34Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.

00:28:38No, I couldn't.

00:28:39Plus, I mean, there's...

00:28:40There's no one smarter and better looking.

00:28:41Eric!

00:28:42He's perfect!

00:28:43Eric Hall?

00:28:44Are you kidding?

00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.

00:28:46He likes your type.

00:28:47Really?

00:28:48And what type is that?

00:28:49Slutty.

00:28:50Yeah.

00:28:51Trust me.

00:28:52He's amazing.

00:28:53I fooled around with him once.

00:28:54He has this great tongue, right?

00:28:55Oh, no.

00:28:56I could never fool around with somebody you've fooled around with.

00:28:58Okay, then.

00:28:59Bye.

00:29:00I love you.

00:29:01I love you.

00:29:02I love you.

00:29:03I love you.

00:29:04I love you.

00:29:05I love you.

00:29:06I love you.

00:29:07I love you.

00:29:08Uh...

00:29:09Okay, then.

00:29:10Fine.

00:29:11We will find someone else.

00:29:12Someone that I haven't fooled around with.

00:29:14Okay, what does it matter that I've fooled around with him?

00:29:18I mean, that's if you're not going to marry the guy.

00:29:20No, I just can't do it.

00:29:21Fine.

00:29:22If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,

00:29:27to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage, and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.

00:29:35Go ahead. But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:29:40I don't know.

00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:29:47I don't know.

00:29:49Trust me. It's going to work.

00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.

00:30:00Hi, Cheryl.

00:30:01Are you okay enough to chat with us?

00:30:03Oh, no.

00:30:05Hey. Happy birthday.

00:30:19Thanks.

00:30:20Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:42So, happy birthday.

00:30:52Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?

00:30:56But it's actually from us. US. America. United States.

00:31:03I know where we live.

00:31:05Of course.

00:31:09I know where we live.

00:31:11Right.

00:31:12Of course.

00:31:17Hey, Jesus, Eric.

00:31:18Are you going to make your move or not?

00:31:20Oh, you want me to move?

00:31:20Yeah, no. I can totally move. I just...

00:31:22No, you're fine.

00:31:24Jake!

00:31:26Jake!

00:31:38So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?

00:31:41Oh, I'm sorry. It? What, um...

00:31:45It? Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.

00:31:52Oh. Oh. You mean, like, uh, right now?

00:31:57I mean, well, yeah. You know, the sooner the better.

00:32:02Yeah, sure. I mean, yeah, of course.

00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.

00:32:19Okay, um, uh, no Cassine.

00:32:23Right, um, of course. Sorry.

00:32:29So, um, do you want to unwrap me?

00:32:33Oh, wow. Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.

00:32:41You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.

00:32:47You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:49Organic.

00:32:51Yep.

00:32:54So, the wrap.

00:32:55Right.

00:32:56Um, where's the, uh...

00:32:59It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.

00:33:01Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:33:02I see it. Um, let me just, uh...

00:33:05Ow, ow, ow.

00:33:07Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry. I, um...

00:33:10It's, it's okay. Do it again.

00:33:14Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.

00:33:17You know what? Let me just lay on the bed.

00:33:19Uh, let me just see.

00:33:28Oh, here it is. I got it.

00:33:30All right. Um, pull it.

00:33:32Let me just...

00:33:33Oh, geez. Uh, Cheryl, are you...

00:33:38Are you okay?

00:33:40Help! Help!

00:33:40Uh...

00:33:42Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?

00:33:45Oh, geez.

00:33:48Well, that was stupid.

00:33:57Yeah.

00:34:03How you doing tonight?

00:34:04You having a good time?

00:34:06Yeah? You good?

00:34:07Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.

00:34:11What?

00:34:12I can't hear you.

00:34:14I didn't have a beer.

00:34:15Chips are so damn salty.

00:34:17Jake!

00:34:17Sorry, we were...

00:34:18Upstairs.

00:34:20Yeah.

00:34:20Hold on.

00:34:21I'll take a piss.

00:34:23How much beer?

00:34:24Oh, my God.

00:34:54Let me just get the blinds.

00:34:56Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:34:58Um, don't worry about it.

00:35:00What?

00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:05Oh.

00:35:07Well, OK.

00:35:08OK.

00:35:09Let me just get the blinds.

00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.

00:35:30What?

00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:34Oh.

00:35:36Well, OK.

00:35:38OK.

00:35:39OK.

00:35:40Hmm.

00:36:08What are you doing?

00:36:09Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.

00:36:14Um, not yet.

00:36:15More foreplay.

00:36:16Huh?

00:36:17Oh.

00:36:18Oh.

00:36:19Oh.

00:36:20Oh.

00:36:21Oh.

00:36:22Oh.

00:36:23Oh.

00:36:24Oh.

00:36:25Oh.

00:36:26Oh.

00:36:27Oh.

00:36:28Oh.

00:36:29Oh.

00:36:30Oh.

00:36:31Oh.

00:36:32Oh.

00:36:33Oh.

00:36:34Oh.

00:36:35Oh.

00:36:36Oh.

00:36:37Oh.

00:36:38Oh.

00:36:39Oh.

00:36:40Oh.

00:36:41Oh.

00:36:42Oh.

00:36:43Oh.

00:36:44Oh.

00:36:45Oh.

00:36:46Oh.

00:36:47Oh, my god.

00:36:48Jaw.

00:36:49Jaw.

00:36:50Jaw.

00:36:51Jaw.

00:36:52What?

00:36:53What?

00:36:54Ah.

00:36:55Oh.

00:36:56Ah, yeah.

00:36:57Lock jaw.

00:36:58Lock jaw.

00:36:59I don't know.

00:37:01Ah.

00:37:02Are you OK?

00:37:06No, no, no, no.

00:37:07It's, uh, it's fine.

00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.

00:37:11It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.

00:37:17You sure you're OK?

00:37:19Yeah, yeah.

00:37:20I'm fine.

00:37:21OK, great.

00:37:22Have fun.

00:37:23Oh.

00:37:25Ahhhh.

00:37:26Now.

00:37:27Now, let's do it now.

00:37:30No, not yet.

00:37:31Not yet.

00:37:32All right, I'm gonna come.

00:37:34I'm gonna come.

00:37:35Are you ready?

00:37:36No, not yet.

00:37:37Not yet.

00:37:38No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:37:39No.

00:37:40No, no, no, no, not yet.

00:37:41Lexi!

00:37:42Lexi!

00:37:43Oh!

00:37:44Oh, no.

00:37:46No, no, no, not yet.

00:37:47Lexi!

00:37:48Lexi!

00:37:49Oh!

00:37:50Oh!

00:37:51No means no!

00:37:52Oh!

00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's been a really long time, and I just haven't masturbated for anything.

00:38:02Uh-oh.

00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.

00:38:08How are you doing?

00:38:10How's it going?

00:38:11Good.

00:38:12Eric?

00:38:13Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:17Excuse me.

00:38:22Cheryl's in here.

00:38:23What's up, bro?

00:38:28What the fuck is...

00:38:30Hey, wait!

00:38:34Lex, still waiting.

00:38:42Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.

00:38:46Damn it.

00:38:48I'm going to say something to that bitch.

00:38:50Hey, you!

00:38:51You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm going to teach you a lesson.

00:38:56Help!

00:38:59I'm so sorry! I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:39:01Help!

00:39:03Oh, man. No more water balloons.

00:39:28This party's ass!

00:39:32Yeah!

00:39:36This just isn't working.

00:39:39Nothing. What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?

00:39:45Back here, man. The lock sticks.

00:39:48Spark it up! Yes!

00:39:52Oh, man! I love this game!

00:39:55Where's the controllers? We gotta play. Here, here, here.

00:39:57Okay, let me play the other one.

00:40:02Woo!

00:40:04Look at this!

00:40:05Oh, my God!

00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel!

00:40:09Get that thing away! Jesus!

00:40:18Hey, dude, nice shot!

00:40:20Wasn't me?

00:40:25Nice shot!

00:40:33Grenade launcher! Nice! Nice!

00:40:34It's nice!

00:40:58Whoa!

00:41:00You are the controller!

00:41:02No, I...

00:41:06All right.

00:41:16All right.

00:41:17Hey, don't leave.

00:41:18Hey, Sue!

00:41:19Where are you going, man?

00:41:22It's okay. Um...

00:41:23Hey, Sue!

00:41:24Hey, Sue!

00:41:25Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?

00:41:35Yeah, I just needed to...

00:41:37Um...

00:41:38Oh, sure.

00:41:39Oh, sure.

00:41:41Listen, Sue, I...

00:41:43I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:41:45You were?

00:41:47You mean...

00:41:50Y-yeah.

00:41:53Yeah.

00:41:54So you think we should give it a try?

00:41:57Could we go get a drink?

00:42:01Wow, um...

00:42:02Your...

00:42:03Toilet's really...

00:42:05You...

00:42:06Do you know what?

00:42:07I gotta go.

00:42:08Um...

00:42:09Everything.

00:42:10Uh, no!

00:42:11No, there wasn't!

00:42:12I didn't...

00:42:13Oh, God.

00:42:14Never mind.

00:42:15It's the end of the world.

00:42:25This was the worst idea ever.

00:42:27Never going to have sex.

00:42:30Ow.

00:42:45Hello?

00:42:50A little attention here.

00:42:52Oh, yeah.

00:42:53Sorry.

00:42:59Lex.

00:43:00Don't be selfish.

00:43:01Oh, right.

00:43:02Sorry.

00:43:03All right.

00:43:16Jeez.

00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?

00:43:20Too much fucking multitasking.

00:43:23Screw it.

00:43:24Hey, love.

00:43:25kle.

00:43:27I am sorry.

00:43:28Get back.

00:43:29Yo,egy!

00:43:30I got it.

00:43:36Okay, my name.

00:43:37Get back.

00:43:38Uh...

00:43:40Oh...

00:43:42Uh...

00:43:43Oh, my God.

00:43:45Oh, my God.

00:43:47Oh, my God.

00:43:49Awesome!

00:43:50Oh...

00:43:52You didn't see me?

00:43:53Oh, no, that was bad.

00:44:06That was so bad.

00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?

00:44:23I think that guy's name starts with a J.

00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:44:34Yes, it does.

00:44:36So, you're JJ?

00:44:37Uh-oh.

00:44:38Come on.

00:44:53Hello, welcome to 1-900-Confess.

00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:45:05A nun.

00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.

00:45:13Please hold.

00:45:14Oh, thank goodness.

00:45:181-900-Confession.

00:45:20How may I be of service?

00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.

00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:45:26One day.

00:45:29Ow!

00:45:34Is that too long?

00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:45:38Go on.

00:45:39Uh, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.

00:45:44Well, actually, I didn't know.

00:45:45A washing machine did.

00:45:46What's her problem?

00:45:48A washing machine touched her.

00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:45:54All right, freak, time's up.

00:45:56What?

00:45:56But what do I do?

00:45:58Just unplug the thing.

00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:46:03Well, then be happy.

00:46:05You found the perfect man.

00:46:06I'm serious.

00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...

00:46:11I'll tell you this.

00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:46:16No contrition?

00:46:17You broke no covenant with God.

00:46:20It's not in the Bible.

00:46:21So the washing machine could touch me anytime?

00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?

00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.

00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.

00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:46:36Huh.

00:46:37God's pretty cool that way.

00:46:39He sure is.

00:46:40Now run along.

00:46:44Wow.

00:46:45How do you know all that?

00:46:47Because I'm a nun.

00:46:49Now eat my pussy, bitch.

00:46:52Huh.

00:46:52Accidental masturbation.

00:46:54Who would have thought?

00:46:55Revenge sex.

00:47:05What a stupid fucking idea.

00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.

00:47:11Yeah, admit it.

00:47:12I've got no game.

00:47:14I guess I can scare you.

00:47:15I guess I'm a beautiful one.

00:47:17I'm a fucking douchebag.

00:47:22Damn it.

00:47:24Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:47:27You go, girl.

00:47:28What?

00:47:29What are you doing here?

00:47:33We need it someplace private.

00:47:35But hey, listen.

00:47:36If you're serious about getting laid.

00:47:38Yeah.

00:47:38If you want someone great.

00:47:40I mean, really, the best ever.

00:47:44No offense.

00:47:46Frank.

00:47:46The blind guy.

00:47:48Really?

00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:47:53I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:47:54It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:47:58It was like, we used all our senses.

00:48:00Everything.

00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:48:07All right.

00:48:14What about him?

00:48:15Jeremy.

00:48:16Yeah, I know Jeremy.

00:48:18Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:48:24Jeremy.

00:48:30Jeremy.

00:48:31Hi.

00:48:32Hey.

00:48:36You'll meet her.

00:48:37We'll have to be here in like an hour.

00:48:39Wait, you have a girlfriend?

00:48:40Oh, hey, Frank.

00:48:56Sit.

00:49:00Oh, you meant...

00:49:02Oh, I'm relaxed.

00:49:20I'm fine.

00:49:21Why are you biting your nail?

00:49:23I'm not.

00:49:23Sit.

00:49:36Roll over.

00:49:40Oh, you mean me?

00:49:43Roll over.

00:49:47Oh, you mean me?

00:49:49Oh, how do you...

00:49:50How do you want me to...

00:49:51Just lay down.

00:49:53I know it.

00:50:01Oh.

00:50:05Oh.

00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:50:07I'm considering it a teachable moment.

00:50:10Okay.

00:50:13Oh.

00:50:16See me with your hands.

00:50:21All right.

00:50:23Uh...

00:50:23You know, I should really...

00:50:31I have a boyfriend,

00:50:31and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:50:33Really.

00:50:37Oh.

00:50:46Mmm, peanut butter.

00:50:47Frank, Frank.

00:51:03Oh.

00:51:07Oh, Frank.

00:51:17You know, man.

00:51:33No, give me two.

00:51:34My chips, homeboy.

00:51:36Oh, give me two, man.

00:51:37My chips.

00:51:38Oh, my chips.

00:51:39Give me two.

00:51:40My chips?

00:51:43Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:51:45Sorry.

00:51:54It's just a case of accidental masturbation.

00:51:56That's all.

00:52:01No, let me do this.

00:52:02Go ahead.

00:52:03I got it.

00:52:04I got it.

00:52:04No, really.

00:52:05Please.

00:52:05I want to help.

00:52:07Please.

00:52:09Okay, everybody out.

00:52:11Leave.

00:52:12I have to back you.

00:52:12Okay.

00:52:13Okay.

00:52:14Okay.

00:52:15You're not even getting the chips.

00:52:27They're over here.

00:52:29I see some dust over here, so.

00:52:34It's just so much dust on this floor.

00:52:38It's a dirty floor.

00:52:40It's such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:52:44Okay.

00:52:45I think I got all that.

00:53:00It's just so much.

00:53:02I think I got all that.

00:53:06I'm just gonna see you home.

00:53:14We got it.

00:53:17Oh, here we go.

00:53:19Frankie.

00:53:21Oh, my.

00:53:22What was that?

00:53:23What?

00:53:24Fucking shit.

00:53:26Man, we got a smoking here.

00:53:30Stop.

00:53:31Frank, stop teasing Frank.

00:53:33Oh, shit.

00:53:35Sorry, man.

00:53:36We're just looking for a place to finish this road.

00:53:38Oh, I heard something.

00:53:39You want to join us?

00:53:40No, I might.

00:53:41Come on.

00:53:42You got to do it.

00:53:43Come on.

00:53:44Seriously, guys, I need to...

00:53:45What's your dog, man?

00:53:45Dude, what's it like being blinded?

00:53:47It's tripping.

00:53:52Frank?

00:53:53Frank, are we going to do something soon?

00:53:58Bro, you are too funny.

00:54:02Thanks, man.

00:54:03Oh, this is some good stuff.

00:54:05I haven't smoked since junior high.

00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.

00:54:09Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:10I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

00:54:12Damn, I really can't remember.

00:54:16This is some good shit.

00:54:17Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:54:19Oh, no.

00:54:36You're the devil.

00:54:37No more.

00:54:39No more.

00:54:42JJ, I'm Jeremy.

00:54:44You have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

00:54:48Please.

00:54:49Lex, I can't.

00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.

00:54:53I really like this girl.

00:54:55Fine.

00:54:55It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

00:55:09Oh, we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

00:55:16Perfect.

00:55:21Before she gets here.

00:55:22Perfect.

00:55:23Fuck me now.

00:55:41What?

00:55:42What's wrong?

00:55:43I can't.

00:55:44I can't get it in.

00:55:46It's too dry down there.

00:55:47It's like a desert down there.

00:55:49It's sandpaper.

00:55:50It's just, okay, I get the picture.

00:55:53Just try it again.

00:55:56No.

00:55:57Why is this happening?

00:55:59We fooled around before.

00:56:01I was dripping wet.

00:56:02I came like four times, remember?

00:56:04Just do what you did then.

00:56:05Go on.

00:56:06I already did my thing.

00:56:07I already tried.

00:56:09What?

00:56:10What is different this time?

00:56:12I don't know.

00:56:14Last time, I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

00:56:20What?

00:56:22You're not JJ?

00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.

00:56:26How can you not be JJ?

00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?

00:56:31Where are you going?

00:56:32We're not done here.

00:56:34I can still do this.

00:56:35I just need a little bit of work.

00:56:36I can do this.

00:56:37I don't need JJ.

00:56:39I don't need anyone else.

00:56:40We can do this.

00:56:43Go team.

00:56:44What?

00:56:47Just keep going.

00:56:51Jeremy?

00:56:53Shit.

00:57:03Where's Jeremy?

00:57:05We were just, you know, cooking.

00:57:08Hey, babe.

00:57:11Just working out.

00:57:16How could you, you bastard?

00:57:21You might want to...

00:57:22What?

00:57:24What?

00:57:29Mariela!

00:57:30Mariela!

00:57:31You know, those aren't mine!

00:57:34At least not all of them.

00:57:36What is wrong with you?

00:57:41What is wrong with you?

00:57:44You used to be so pure.

00:57:46Well, no more.

00:57:47That's it.

00:57:49Really, that's the last one.

00:57:50Come on.

00:57:51Come on, man.

00:58:20Cheryl?

00:58:21What is it? What are you doing down here?

00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.

00:58:32What? Why? Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and...

00:58:37Honey, it's gonna be okay.

00:58:40No, it's not okay. God. And you know whose fault it is?

00:58:46I'm sorry. It's Jake's. Jake's fault.

00:58:49That blind, cheating bastard.

00:58:51Yes. He is such a dickwad. You need to confront him.

00:58:55Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.

00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday, and where is he anyway?

00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?

00:59:03You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.

00:59:06Yeah, a big piece. A big old chunk of my mind. A big piece of it.

00:59:10Yeah. You know, you might want to...

00:59:14You need to look hot while you break up with him.

00:59:16Yeah, you're right.

00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?

00:59:20No.

00:59:26I'm sorry. I'm so...

00:59:29I get shy around beautiful women like you.

00:59:34I got no game.

00:59:36It's not important.

00:59:42Hey, um...

00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.

00:59:56No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.

00:59:58Really, Eric, I can't right now.

01:00:00No, no, no, no. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier.

01:00:04And I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.

01:00:07Eric, really? I don't care. It's fine.

01:00:09No, but I do. I mean, I do. I care.

01:00:13I haven't known how to tell you. Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.

01:00:20But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime. Soon.

01:00:27Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while, and it would be nice to go out.

01:00:30Really? Eric, you're shy. You have no game.

01:00:34No, not really.

01:00:38Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.

01:00:44Okay. All right. I, uh...

01:00:48Happy birthday, then.

01:01:00Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...

01:01:04Wow.

01:01:10Here I come, baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.

01:01:29Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.

01:01:32Oh, God damn it. Not again. Sorry.

01:01:34Oh, no, um...

01:01:35Honey, happy...

01:01:38What the fuck is this?

01:01:40Who the hell are you, dude?

01:01:41Okay, guys, don't.

01:01:46Cheryl...

01:01:47Baby, what is this?

01:01:50Aw, gee, Cheryl. You're...

01:01:52You're...

01:01:53I've been looking for you all night, and you've been...

01:01:55Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.

01:01:58You couldn't find me?

01:02:00What about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?

01:02:05Cheryl, honey...

01:02:06No, no.

01:02:07We can work this out.

01:02:08Baby, I love you.

01:02:09Jake, no. You have to go.

01:02:10Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please. I promise.

01:02:13No, Jake. I can't do this. I'm sorry.

01:02:16Cheryl, come on.

01:02:17No, Jake, please.

01:02:18Please, just go. Just go. I'm sorry.

01:02:20You're a harmless bitch!

01:02:22How can you do...

01:02:24Yay! You did it!

01:02:26I am so proud of you.

01:02:27You got your revenge sex.

01:02:28You left him a mere shell of a man.

01:02:30Revenge sex?

01:02:33It's really not what it sounds like at all.

01:02:36Right.

01:02:39It all makes sense now.

01:02:41Wow, I feel really stupid.

01:02:44Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.

01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.

01:02:50And you used me.

01:02:52Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!

01:02:56Aren't you happy?

01:02:59Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.

01:03:02Any mistakes? Was that...

01:03:03Yeah?

01:03:04No, we didn't quite do it.

01:03:06Oh.

01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.

01:03:09Really?

01:03:10I just never found the right guy.

01:03:11Or guys.

01:03:13Anyway, we better get downstairs.

01:03:15People are starting to leave.

01:03:17I wonder how Sue did.

01:03:29I can't believe she dumped me, man.

01:03:31This is bullshit!

01:03:32God!

01:03:33Oh!

01:03:34Oh!

01:03:35Oh!

01:03:36Dude, suck it!

01:03:37What the...

01:03:39God, I'm out of here!

01:03:40Yeah!

01:03:41He has good hair, though.

01:03:46Don't you puke on me.

01:03:48Don't puke on my car, either.

01:03:50Oh, Sue, are you all right?

01:04:05Was it from sex?

01:04:07Did you pop your cork?

01:04:08I don't think so.

01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.

01:04:11Oh, don't ask.

01:04:13Every possible object...

01:04:15It's like every mechanical thing.

01:04:16It was like...

01:04:18Transformers.

01:04:19They just all became vibrators.

01:04:21I told you.

01:04:23It's addicting.

01:04:25So what about Chris?

01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.

01:04:29I told you he was gay.

01:04:31Well, I think I'm just...

01:04:33Oh, cramp.

01:04:35Oh.

01:04:37I think it's broken.

01:04:38So wait.

01:04:40None of us cashed an RV card.

01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.

01:04:49So I was gonna go grab some food.

01:04:51Wanna go?

01:04:52No.

01:04:54I think I should finish up here.

01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?

01:04:58No.

01:05:00I don't know.

01:05:01For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.

01:05:04Or something.

01:05:06Why? Do you know him?

01:05:08Sort of.

01:05:09Oh.

01:05:10Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.

01:05:20Love him?

01:05:21Shut it!

01:05:22You wanna do it with him?

01:05:23I don't wanna hear it from you.

01:05:24You wanna get married?

01:05:25You wanna do it with him?

01:05:26All right, all right, all right, all right.

01:05:38How's he just doing this?

01:05:39You're taking me.

01:05:52Here's meters.

01:05:53You're taking me.

01:05:54Take me, take me, take me, take me.

01:05:58You're taking me.

01:06:00Oh well, there's always next year.

01:06:30It's you.

01:06:34I've been waiting for you, JJ.

01:06:37Joanna.

01:07:00And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.

01:07:30And when the heat is on, you'll never take it away.

01:07:40Wow.

01:07:41That's amazing.

01:07:43Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.

01:07:47I guess something inspired me.

01:07:50You really captured his expression in his eyes.

01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.

01:07:58Who's?

01:08:00Eric's.

01:08:01It's him, right?

01:08:04Oh.

01:08:06Yeah.

01:08:08I have to go see him.

01:08:10Well, I think you know what we should do.

01:08:16Mmm.

01:08:17Mmm.

01:08:18Mmm.

01:08:261-900 confess.

01:08:29Sister Terese?

01:08:31Yeah, hon.

01:08:32Um, there was a problem with your credit card.

01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.

01:08:36Oh, sure.

01:08:37It's 271.

01:08:39Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:08:45Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like take you back?

01:08:51Sure, hon.

01:08:52Why not?

01:08:53As long as you're on the right path.

01:08:55Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:08:58I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:09:02Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.

01:09:06Sister?

01:09:07Can I get up now?

01:09:08I really gotta pee.

01:09:09No!

01:09:10Hush your trap!

01:09:11Okay, honey.

01:09:12I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.

01:09:14I will.

01:09:15Thanks.

01:09:16Sister?

01:09:17Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!

01:09:19Mwahahahaha!

01:09:20Eric, wait!

01:09:21Cheryl?

01:09:23Eric, wait!

01:09:25Cheryl?

01:09:26Shut up, or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!

01:09:29Mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw-mw!

01:09:45Eric, wait!

01:09:48Cheryl?

01:09:49Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:09:56I was trying to have revenge sex with you.

01:09:59At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.

01:10:01I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:10:04The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:10:07Um, I... I do want to go out with you.

01:10:12And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:10:15I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these...

01:10:20Eric!

01:10:21Come on, I gotta get going.

01:10:24Oh.

01:10:25Wow.

01:10:26Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.

01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.

01:10:31Hi!

01:10:32Nice to meet you.

01:10:36Um, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days?

01:10:40When I get back?

01:10:42Yeah, sure.

01:10:44Oh.

01:10:49Sorry.

01:10:50No kissing.

01:10:51Right.

01:10:52No, kissing.

01:10:53Oh.

01:10:54Mmm.

01:10:55Mmm.

01:10:56Right.

01:11:09Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:11:12I-I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi.

01:11:17Wait, what?

01:11:18I never did that.

01:11:20I mean, you don't have to lie about it.

01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:11:24She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:11:30I wonder who it was.

01:11:34So, that's I'm in a sub-ursor.

01:11:35Hey, hi, hi, hi.

01:11:36Hey.

01:11:37Hey, hello.

01:11:38Hi-hi, just-oh, hi-hi, nice.

01:11:39Hi-hi, I'm good.

01:11:40You're welcome.

01:11:41Hmm.

01:11:42I'm gonna have to be on the train, Adam.

01:11:43I'm happy about you.

01:11:44I'm happy to meet you.

01:11:45At least this birthday's over.

01:12:05Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:12:08I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.

01:12:15Excuse me, excuse me.

01:12:44Do you know where the church is?

01:12:46It's on Fountain Street.

01:12:48Yeah, that's the church I go to, or used to go to.

01:12:52It's straight up that way and then left.

01:12:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:13:00Oh, I don't know.

01:13:03Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:13:10Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:13:16Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:13:19I don't think so.

01:13:22But thanks.

01:13:23What's your name?

01:13:24Sue.

01:13:25What's yours?

01:13:26Jesus.

01:13:27Really?

01:13:28Si.

01:13:29Maybe I could use the ride.

01:13:36Let's go.

01:13:37Oh, it's good.

01:13:38What's yours?

01:13:40What's yours?

01:13:41What's yours?

01:13:43What's yours?

01:13:45I do.

01:13:46I don't know.

01:13:48My friend.

01:13:49I do.

01:13:50I don't know.

01:13:51What's your name?

01:13:52I really don't call me.

01:13:53I do.

01:13:54No.

01:13:55Oh, no.

01:13:56And I do.

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