How To Tame A Silver Fox Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh-ho! Looking good, girl.
00:00:18Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:24Please pick up.
00:00:27Hi, Dad. I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:35Sure thing, hon.
00:00:37Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:39He'll be there soon.
00:00:43Who?
00:00:47Drugging girls? My club? You must have a death wish.
00:00:51You got the wrong, I swear!
00:01:01Shut up. You have the worst timing.
00:01:08Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in. Now.
00:01:21What are you doing?
00:01:22What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:35Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:40Stop!
00:01:41Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:46What the hell?
00:01:53Mr. Collins?
00:01:55Bedsen is...
00:01:57best friend?
00:01:58You're shivering.
00:02:16Come on, kiddo.
00:02:18Kiddo?
00:02:19Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:20I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:24Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:26Let's go!
00:02:35I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
00:02:38five Christmases?
00:02:42He's tougher than I would.
00:02:46Something wrong?
00:02:49Um...
00:02:51Your arm is...
00:02:53Wet.
00:02:57From the rain.
00:03:00Wipe it then.
00:03:01There's no rain up there.
00:03:10Rain, sorry.
00:03:11There's no rain up there.
00:03:25Rain, sorry.
00:03:30So why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32I thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:46Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:51I don't do small talk.
00:03:55Okay, then.
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:02I need to pick something.
00:04:03No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:07Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:08Shut up. You're not that much older than me.
00:04:12Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:19And nobody...
00:04:20If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:26I'll be good.
00:04:35I'll be good.
00:04:35You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:50Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:54Yeah.
00:04:55Why didn't you say something?
00:04:57I just did.
00:04:58You freaking creep!
00:05:01Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:02When you're done checking me out, I'll be fine.
00:05:32I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:35I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:38Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:39It's past your bedtime.
00:05:40Stop calling me kid.
00:05:45You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:01This is a small kickback.
00:06:11Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:14Does your dad know about that?
00:06:16Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:06:23And neither do you.
00:06:24Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:27He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:30Wait, Chris.
00:06:30No, please.
00:06:34This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:51I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:58I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:17No.
00:07:18I'm going to kill you?
00:07:24Count your days, slut?
00:07:26It's not a big deal.
00:07:27I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:30Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:35Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:38That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:40It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:43Your choice.
00:07:44You are not living here.
00:07:54I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:56I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:59Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:06I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:17Proms to Mark.
00:08:27Whoa.
00:08:28Who's this above Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:35Huh?
00:08:35Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:46I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:53Fancy alcohol!
00:08:55Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:07Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:20Thanks, Heather.
00:09:21Oh, it's Harper.
00:09:24Enjoy the party!
00:09:29I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:35Where's Harper?
00:09:37Harper?
00:09:40Forget Harper.
00:09:42Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:46I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:56Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:59Talk or...
00:10:01No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:05For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:08Sorry, ladies.
00:10:09I don't like my women.
00:10:11Desperate.
00:10:12Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:19Huh?
00:10:21He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:24I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:29Oh, Harper!
00:10:40Hey!
00:10:41Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:45Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:49Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:51You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:10:54Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:01We're, we're friends?
00:11:02Of course!
00:11:05I have to pee.
00:11:07Wait for me?
00:11:08Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:09I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:30Oh, this is gold!
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:12:00I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:02Okay.
00:12:11What the hell?
00:12:22Attention, everybody!
00:12:24Hello!
00:12:26You all seem a little bored.
00:12:29So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary!
00:12:39Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:43Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:46Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:52Daddy issues much?
00:12:54Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:08That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:12And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:16You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:23Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:25No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:27Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:30Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:39Let's fuck it down.
00:13:40Fuck this.
00:14:10Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:32You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:38Come to her party.
00:14:40You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:44It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:46The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:51Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57You better go.
00:15:01One last...
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:08You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty!
00:15:12Let's get one thing straight there.
00:15:14Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:17If you mess with her again...
00:15:20Fuck you up.
00:15:24But we're literally just girls...
00:15:25I don't give a fuck!
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:59Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:01Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:11Why are you crying?
00:16:12I don't understand.
00:16:14Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:16They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:22I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:25You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:16:26I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:27And she's the queen of our souls.
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I said stop!
00:16:35I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:37We'll find you another school.
00:16:39I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:40Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:44Just because you run some sort of shady business, Doc?
00:16:46I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:51I told you...
00:16:53to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:17:02Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid...
00:17:07What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:14Sorry, kid.
00:17:15That's my gun.
00:17:17You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:21You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:23You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:35You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:55Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:05What?
00:18:07What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15I don't want to play.
00:18:23He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:24You know, if you weren't played, you could have just asked.
00:18:39I don't want to...
00:18:40I don't want to play.
00:18:41What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:18:48I was doing you a favor and helping you move out, because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:04Say please.
00:19:05I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:20What the...
00:19:21You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:24Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:36There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:47you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:49I can take care of my...
00:19:51Rule number two.
00:19:53No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:04Rule number three.
00:20:07Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:12Rule number three.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:32Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:35Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:40we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:43You can have your privacy.
00:20:46Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:53You have curfew.
00:20:55Ah!
00:20:55How's my daughter?
00:21:18Um, hot.
00:21:20Oh, what's that?
00:21:21Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:25That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:27Is she back from class?
00:21:29She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:32Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:34She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:38You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:47You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:50You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:51You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:52You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:53You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:54You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:56You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:58You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:59You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:00You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:01You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:02You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:03You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:04You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:05You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:06You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:28Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:22:36Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:46Filming? Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff. Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:53I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location's here. So step aside before I make you.
00:23:00Nope. Harper's my best friend. And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:05Hey, wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:14He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:29I tried to stop him.
00:23:32Hey!
00:23:34No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place. What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:38It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:42Class my ass. Is that what you want to do?
00:23:44You told her to get her here? I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:47Chris, stop!
00:23:48Not until I pummel this creep. Then the camera's next.
00:23:51Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:23:52That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:54You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:57That is enough!
00:23:58These look amazing, Harper.
00:24:15Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:24:17Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:18No one's going to see these.
00:24:20Deleting them.
00:24:21What?
00:24:21That is art.
00:24:24Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:31See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:37Your choice.
00:24:42And what is it?
00:24:45No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:47You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:55You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:05We're leaving.
00:25:07Now.
00:25:07So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:21You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:24You need me around for your safety.
00:25:26Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:29You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:32Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:36It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:41Jealous?
00:25:43Jealous?
00:25:48You're cute, Harper.
00:25:49I'll give you that.
00:25:51And those...
00:25:52things you do?
00:25:54They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:59Me jealous.
00:26:01Now, you were right.
00:26:02I'm in some shady business.
00:26:03And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:06But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:14Well, guess what?
00:26:20You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:25Just admit...
00:26:27that you want me.
00:26:33What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:37There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:41Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:44You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:46Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:53So...
00:26:53Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:58No.
00:27:00Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:02Oh, my God.
00:27:03Maria, no.
00:27:04Ew.
00:27:06That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:08He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10Hmm.
00:27:11And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:14I don't know.
00:27:15But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:19Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:27What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:32The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:34So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:40He was jealous, Harv's.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:43Jealous of me?
00:27:43I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:46He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:51Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:53Jealous over you.
00:27:55It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:03Until he snaps.
00:28:04And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:08And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:15Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:22Mm-hmm.
00:28:23Sexy outfit, check.
00:28:36Popcorn, check.
00:28:38A notebook.
00:28:39The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:28:42What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:28:57Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:01Seduce him.
00:29:02I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:12Come on, wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a date, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:19What's going on?
00:29:22Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:26No, I just...
00:29:28I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:31But it's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane, Jane, that's all gone.
00:30:14How are you not crying?
00:30:15This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:18This is ridiculous.
00:30:22No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:31Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:33Or maybe you're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:44And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:53What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:56What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:04No, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:07Shh.
00:31:13Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin you.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:20As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:31:21I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:23It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:31And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:36Try me.
00:31:41I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:44I don't kiss.
00:31:45And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:49Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:51No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:59I don't know anymore.
00:32:01And you can go into work as well.
00:32:02I never loved you.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:15I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:19You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:30Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:46So I'll wait.
00:32:48You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:51Not tonight.
00:32:53Busy.
00:32:54Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:57When the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:04Woman?
00:33:05No.
00:33:08Not a woman.
00:33:11Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:14Not this guy.
00:33:23Who's my number?
00:33:32Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:58Kid.
00:33:59Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:04Stay.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:34You know, if you're trying to fill me up,
00:35:03you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:07Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:10Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:12I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:14His business partner.
00:35:16I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well
00:35:20if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:31Because you're still alive.
00:35:33Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:36One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:39You don't know that.
00:35:42Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:45Oh yeah?
00:35:46Explain that.
00:35:46That's Mourningwood, sweetheart.
00:35:51Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:55You're just some guy who works with my dad
00:35:57and can't take a hint.
00:36:01Is that what you tell all the guys
00:36:03to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:06Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:09What's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:19I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:28Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:29Bye.
00:36:39So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun
00:37:04and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:09Struggling much?
00:37:39I don't know what your game is,
00:37:41but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning
00:37:44is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:49I had no other choice.
00:37:51I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:57You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:38:00That's not...
00:38:01No underwear.
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you going to do?
00:38:22Punish.
00:38:23I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:49And say, do your worst.
00:38:53And say, do your worst.
00:39:09I'm sorry.
00:39:11I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck?
00:39:13Wait, why are you stopping?
00:39:18You deserve someone better
00:39:19that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:23But...
00:39:23But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:28Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29Hot block.
00:39:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:56That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:40:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:09for a second longer.
00:40:11It's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:13like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:15Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:16He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like...
00:40:18BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait.
00:40:30Do you think he's going to show up
00:40:31to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:33Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:36Crap.
00:40:37What if he is coming?
00:40:38Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:41if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:43Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:41:01and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07He's not my man.
00:41:09I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:15Ew.
00:41:16Leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:19You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:22Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:27What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Sorry.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:39Maybe if I talk to him,
00:41:40they'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:57Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:59I want to get back together.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:12I deserve better, Brian,
00:42:13and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:15But that was months ago.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:18Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:20This isn't about payback.
00:42:23I've moved on,
00:42:24and you should, too.
00:42:27What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34Hmm?
00:42:34Get off of me!
00:42:35Hmm?
00:42:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:41Show me!
00:42:42Let go of me!
00:42:44There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:47I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:50A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:52You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:55That's not happening.
00:42:57Ever.
00:42:57Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01Me?
00:43:02We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:08It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:10You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:20I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:24Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Oh.
00:43:36Good girl.
00:43:38You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:43That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:49You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:53Are you okay?
00:43:57Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:00Stop it!
00:44:12You're going to kill him.
00:44:13Good.
00:44:13He's not worth it.
00:44:15Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:25Good luck.
00:44:47Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:23So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:34Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:46:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:04I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:23You can do this.
00:46:24I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:55Just look at me.
00:47:02It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:18I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:21It's okay.
00:47:26You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:37Just keep breathing.
00:47:40How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:50Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:59I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:05I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:17You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:25What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:27I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:56What happened?
00:49:04What happened?
00:49:05You blacked out.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:08You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:10Sorry.
00:49:12You're right.
00:49:15You did amazing.
00:49:18You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19What you did is...
00:49:22It's okay.
00:49:24We'll try again no more.
00:49:28Just kiss me.
00:49:31Your dad won't like this.
00:49:34Don't think about him.
00:49:35If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:39If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:44I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:45Just say you don't want me.
00:49:48I don't want you.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're like...
00:50:13What the hell?
00:50:25What are you doing?
00:50:26We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:35So you are a grandpa?
00:50:37Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:42Come on.
00:50:43Let's go inside.
00:50:44No.
00:50:45I need a moment to pull off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:51:01Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:18Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:31I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:48Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:02Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:07Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:16I'm surprised.
00:52:17It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:22Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:29Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:46You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:48You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:58Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:00Choke you out.
00:53:02None of that.
00:53:03Kissing.
00:53:04Pillow talk.
00:53:06Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:10He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:36Help, I can't swim!
00:53:40Help, help, I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper?
00:53:51Harper!
00:53:52Help!
00:53:54Smile for T&M's pleasure.
00:53:55Help me!
00:53:57Please help!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:02That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:04Help!
00:54:08Help!
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:11Harper!
00:54:22I know!
00:54:30I hear you!
00:54:34I hear you!
00:54:36Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:56Harper! Harper!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe. It's okay, I got you.
00:55:02You're sick. You're sick.
00:55:04I thought I was going to die.
00:55:06I thought I was going to die.
00:55:08You're okay, just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:11You're safe now.
00:55:14Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:20Homewreck?
00:55:23Harper could never homewreck Esmala.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:45Jokely.
00:55:46Carter.
00:55:48I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:50I don't love you.
00:55:55And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:59How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:03She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:06What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:22And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:33Do you got that?
00:56:35Are you threatening me?
00:56:37No.
00:56:38I'm telling you.
00:56:40Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:45Get out of here.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:46Wait.
00:56:47Please.
00:56:48Don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:04Chris, no!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:07Wait!
00:57:11Ah!
00:57:12Ah!
00:57:16I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:31She will not bother you again.
00:57:34I swear.
00:57:36Don't worry about it.
00:57:40I guess we both have histories of dating crazies.
00:57:46No.
00:57:46I've never dated her.
00:57:49We weren't a thing.
00:57:52Not a brand of her.
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:02She said that...
00:58:08She said that...
00:58:13That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:15That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:37That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:39You'd never be into me.
00:58:41You'd never be into me.
00:58:47Is that true?
00:58:51That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:52But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:07I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:09And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:20What did you regret?
00:59:22Not doing this sooner.
00:59:23A dog like this,
00:59:24What?
00:59:25The後...
00:59:29To the home, it's not...
00:59:31This is a calf and it's not!
00:59:33It was so, but...
00:59:34I mean, you're right, I don't know if I'm going to win it.
00:59:37But I've just run away from a lot, right?
00:59:39It's so much of a little bit.
00:59:43Back in my life.
00:59:45It's so much better.
00:59:47And, like...
00:59:49You can still run away from the lifts.
00:59:51I don't know what this would be.
00:59:52What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:58You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:00Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:09It's about you and me.
01:00:11So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:17I'm too dangerous.
01:00:18So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this never happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:30There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:37You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:40You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:42Just be a man and own it.
01:00:44Not you.
01:00:44Don't!
01:00:45You're a psycho.
01:00:48I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:07Nagel?
01:01:08I'm not hungry.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:13You need to eat.
01:01:18No.
01:01:23What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:33Are we even now?
01:01:36You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:40What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:44You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:58Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:09I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:12Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:24Nope.
01:02:29And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:38Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:43You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:47And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:49Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:53Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:56Okay.
01:03:09Wow.
01:03:09How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:12Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:16We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:37Whoops.
01:03:45I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:48One last touch.
01:03:49Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:02Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:11What?
01:04:11No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:14My final project.
01:04:17How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:25Harper.
01:04:28Harper.
01:04:28I'm kind of confused.
01:04:31Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Shh.
01:04:33Don't say that.
01:04:41It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:44Yeah.
01:04:50Did you do this?
01:04:53Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:00You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:02Guess what?
01:05:03You have no proof.
01:05:06Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:09That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:14There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:16I can explain.
01:05:20Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:25It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:30It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:37In fact, I guess just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:42Who would buy this crap?
01:05:44I would.
01:05:46Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:02It's you.
01:06:04You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:08Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:10Don't you know who this is?
01:06:12Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:17That's okay, Professor.
01:06:18Not everyone has taste.
01:06:22How much for this painting?
01:06:24Oh, no.
01:06:24You really don't.
01:06:24Our starting price is $18.
01:06:31Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:36You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:42You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:52Here's $2,000.
01:06:54Here's $2,000.
01:06:55What?
01:06:56Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:01Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:04Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:14Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:15Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:18Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:22My father still runs this university.
01:07:25Money runs this university.
01:07:28And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:36You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:38Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Well, not so fast.
01:07:46What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:51Oh, no!
01:07:54I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13Those dresses, though.
01:08:16Wait, what?
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:18I...
01:08:22Dress!
01:08:30Dress!
01:08:31This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:33You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:36What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right. Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:44The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:47You're being suspended. Let's go.
01:08:50Why are you grabbing us? They're the ones who did this. Arrest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:55Oh, I'm gonna have to get this on camera. I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sell, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:12I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:18What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:24He, um...
01:09:27I mean, I...
01:09:30I was an idiot, and I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34show you how much I want you.
01:09:51A blindfold?
01:09:52I want you, Harper. I want to do things to you.
01:10:00Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:05I do.
01:10:08I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:24I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:28Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:35And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37You're gonna have to wait for you tonight.
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:47Harper!
01:10:49Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:51You need to look at this.
01:10:52Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:53I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No, no, that's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look.
01:11:02You got the phone, I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:09Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now, you can't keep living with him.
01:11:14I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:23Taxi?
01:11:26For Harper?
01:11:28Lori, hey, let go of me, stop it!
01:11:34Please, please let me go.
01:11:45If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:51Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:11:54Harper.
01:11:55Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:11:58We broke up.
01:12:00We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:02You psycho!
01:12:04He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:08He humiliated me!
01:12:10But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:14He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:16Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:19Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:24Well, we don't need to get into boring details, do we?
01:12:27No.
01:12:28No.
01:12:29You can just watch.
01:12:31No, no, no, no!
01:12:34No, no!
01:12:35No!
01:12:53A trap?
01:12:54What the hell?
01:13:12Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:15From falling apart...
01:13:17I hope you don't mind, I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:21Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:27Um...
01:13:32Me?
01:13:33How could you make him look so different?
01:13:35Ok, I'll tell you.
01:13:38Hey crap, I-I can explain.
01:13:40You're gonna explain!
01:13:41But first...
01:13:43You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:44Harper's in trouble.
01:13:45We need to go.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you
01:13:50after we kill other Gramps?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:14:00Oh!
01:14:02Looks like he's here.
01:14:04Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:09Huh?
01:14:10Get ready, boys.
01:14:14I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:33That's what happens, Chris,
01:14:34when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:44What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:55What?
01:14:56Can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:04Let me go!
01:15:05I'll leave home!
01:15:06I already told you once.
01:15:08You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:09I'm going to kill you, you goddamn dick.
01:15:22Call at all minutes 8-2-11-6-7-5-8, self-repeated.
01:15:26Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:37Chris,
01:15:37I put you in danger.
01:15:40You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:43When it comes to you, Harper,
01:15:44I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:46Would someone
01:15:53like to tell me
01:15:55what the fuck is going on?
01:16:01Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:16:03It's okay.
01:16:04I'll handle it.
01:16:05I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:07Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now
01:16:10before I kill him!
01:16:12No, dad!
01:16:13Look,
01:16:14I know we don't have
01:16:15the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:18What?
01:16:19Deep down,
01:16:19I know that
01:16:21you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:31Please don't be mad.
01:16:34You're wrong about that.
01:16:37It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me,
01:16:41your happiness.
01:16:45If that means being with Chris,
01:16:47then he better not screw this up,
01:16:50or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:56You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:02Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21Yes.
01:17:21Yes, daddy.
01:17:37Save it.
01:17:40Yes, daddy.
01:17:45I'll want you to beg for it.
01:17:47I want you
01:17:51to fuck me, daddy.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:07I want you now.
01:18:14Daddy,
01:18:15say it.
01:18:16Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:51You have two choices,
01:19:07Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me
01:19:12or fuck me.
01:19:15You know I'm dangerous.
01:19:34Or it's your mind.
01:19:38Do your worst, daddy.
01:19:39Daddy.
01:19:39Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:03I thought you only fucked girls
01:20:09from behind.
01:20:14You're different.
01:20:15Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it.
01:20:34I'm sore.
01:20:35Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:39What if I don't?
01:20:40What was that crap?
01:20:44It's my dad.
01:20:46Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:49Stop it.
01:20:49I'm just going to come in for a...
01:20:50I told you I was busy.
01:20:56This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:59If you want to get up to adult stuff,
01:21:01you need to move out.
01:21:02Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:18I think I've had enough surprises
01:21:20to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:21Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:23No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:26I want to give a speech.
01:21:27And I can't look at you
01:21:28while you're giving a speech?
01:21:29I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun,
01:21:35but whatever.
01:21:37Just get on with it.
01:21:39What I do for a living,
01:21:41the not-so-legal part,
01:21:44it's dangerous for me
01:21:47to let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be...
01:21:53Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah, but I knew
01:21:57when I was in charge
01:21:58of keeping you safe,
01:21:59I was doomed.
01:22:02You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:22:04and I want to be around you
01:22:05forever.
01:22:17So you're moving into
01:22:18the Empire State Building?
01:22:19I'm moving you in there
01:22:24as a graduation present,
01:22:27and also I love you
01:22:31and want you to be
01:22:32my girlfriend present.
01:22:37Only if you want to.
01:22:39Either way,
01:22:41the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:47It's a tacky?
01:22:49I liked it.
01:22:50I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition,
01:22:57boyfriend.
01:22:59Which is?
01:23:00You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:04Deal.
01:23:04Deal.
01:23:04Deal.
01:23:12Deal.