A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down Full Movie

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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.

00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?

00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.

00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.

00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.

00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.

00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.

00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.

00:00:50This can't possibly end well.

00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.

00:01:19What'd you do that for?

00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.

00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.

00:01:25Look at those clothes.

00:01:27Disgusto barfo.

00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.

00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?

00:01:34Like a little baby?

00:01:37Oops.

00:01:38Wait.

00:01:54Is that the heart of the...

00:01:56I don't know.

00:01:58I don't know.

00:01:59I don't know.

00:02:00wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the

00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie

00:02:16that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10

00:02:21oh my god what have you done

00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money

00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks

00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide

00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful

00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive

00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters

00:03:13the jocks

00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way

00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings

00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare

00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep

00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school

00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together

00:04:02it's like a sexual ping pong match

00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is

00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique

00:04:39oh and that's eric

00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him

00:04:49hey gabby

00:04:53yo

00:04:53that's eric

00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon

00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome

00:05:06got a boat later babes

00:05:09oh my god oh my god he's just calling me

00:05:12i think he likes you

00:05:14okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the other side of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro gets handsy

00:05:24hey watch out

00:05:31oh my god

00:05:32oh my god

00:05:33i'm so sorry

00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood

00:05:37hang on

00:05:38hang on

00:05:39hang on

00:05:40oh thanks

00:05:45your jacket smells good

00:05:53are you the new girl

00:05:55yeah

00:05:58i'm jason

00:06:00rose

00:06:01nice to meet you

00:06:07come on jason home room's starting

00:06:10stay away from this trash

00:06:13might catch something

00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes

00:06:17let's go

00:06:19jason come on

00:06:20later

00:06:21i'll wash your jacket

00:06:23i'll wash your jacket

00:06:24oh my god

00:06:26your jacket smells good

00:06:28i'll wash your jacket

00:06:29yep

00:06:30kinda lame

00:06:31ugh

00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys

00:06:35ugh

00:06:36come on

00:06:37let's go

00:06:48Audrey Rose Wintersby

00:06:50ladies and gentlemen

00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student

00:06:55rose smith

00:06:56she's been homeschooled

00:06:58and this is her first foray into public school

00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances

00:07:03i trust that you'll all welcome rose

00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has

00:07:09how would you like to be addressed

00:07:11is it just rose

00:07:12yes

00:07:13rose will suffice

00:07:14how about second hand rose

00:07:16that's enough

00:07:18that's enough

00:07:20grab rackets

00:07:26ow ow

00:07:27oh my god

00:07:28ow ow

00:07:29there's something in my eye

00:07:30oh what is it

00:07:31something's in my eye

00:07:32i need my contact solution or something

00:07:33rose can you go get it for me

00:07:34yes

00:07:35where is it

00:07:36ah it's in my locker

00:07:37go get it

00:07:38over there

00:07:39go

00:07:40ah

00:07:41what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:07:56i i thought that um

00:07:58that um

00:08:09that'll show the bitch

00:08:19rose

00:08:20where are you

00:08:26are you showering with a boy

00:08:30rose

00:08:35come on

00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:08:37chasing

00:08:38is that you

00:08:39are you in there with rose

00:08:41don't lie to me i saw her come in here

00:08:43what do i do

00:08:59how is she not here

00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught

00:09:02i'm so sorry

00:09:19i'm so sorry

00:09:36ow

00:09:37excuse you much

00:09:38why are you wet

00:09:41why are you wet

00:09:43why are you wet

00:09:50how's your eye

00:09:51miraculously better

00:10:08what exactly is going on here

00:10:14nothing

00:10:16absolutely nothing

00:10:17but

00:10:19i think someone switched the locker room signs

00:10:24listen up second hand rose

00:10:25chasing

00:10:27off limits

00:10:28understand

00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare

00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet

00:10:37you know what

00:10:39a little makeup

00:10:40better clothes

00:10:41and maybe a

00:10:42brush through your hair

00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us

00:10:47that's it

00:10:49you are my new project

00:10:50tomorrow

00:10:51my house

00:10:52makeover

00:10:55okay

00:11:01you know what they say right

00:11:02keep your friends close

00:11:04and your competition closer

00:11:06ugh

00:11:08can't we

00:11:11we signed up for the academic decathlon

00:11:13it's gonna be so fun

00:11:15well it's

00:11:16more than fun

00:11:17i have to win that scholarship to go to college

00:11:20you don't have money

00:11:22we'll win

00:11:23i promise

00:11:24we'll win

00:11:25plus

00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric

00:11:28you're crazy

00:11:30rose

00:11:31what are you doing

00:11:33we're signing up

00:11:34for the academic decathlon

00:11:36oh

00:11:38okay

00:11:39well first of all

00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby

00:11:41gabby's a nerd

00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds

00:11:44secondly

00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers

00:11:49cheerleading tryouts are next week

00:11:51me there

00:11:52i

00:12:00it's okay

00:12:02being a queen bee is

00:12:04important and it

00:12:05is your chance to be popular

00:12:07it's not important to me

00:12:09i mean you're not

00:12:11that smart anyways so

00:12:13what are you talking about

00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score

00:12:19just go

00:12:21you're not gonna fit in anyway

00:12:23fine

00:12:25whatever

00:12:33wow

00:12:34you're fitting in fast

00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected

00:12:40thank you

00:12:41she means that as a compliment

00:12:43probably

00:12:45yeah definitely

00:12:46you know

00:12:47it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight

00:12:51guess i'm a fast learner

00:12:54wow

00:12:55so modest

00:12:56love set

00:12:58hey

00:12:59good form out there

00:13:00thanks

00:13:02not too bad for someone who

00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom huh

00:13:06i would've paid to see that

00:13:08ah

00:13:10oh my god

00:13:11ow i think i pulled something

00:13:13you okay?

00:13:14no

00:13:15oh god

00:13:17jason

00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit

00:13:21you're not serious

00:13:23i am

00:13:25if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault

00:13:28ah

00:13:30ah

00:13:32ah

00:13:34don't worry

00:13:35i'll bring him back

00:13:36later

00:13:37later

00:13:38yeah

00:13:40i'll see ya

00:13:42she's being nice

00:13:43that's never a good time

00:13:45oh my god ew

00:13:48look at these losers

00:13:50my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to school

00:13:53private tutors

00:13:55well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen

00:13:58um

00:13:59no

00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians

00:14:01she told me so herself

00:14:03wow

00:14:05you know

00:14:06for fun

00:14:07sometimes the girls and i

00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place

00:14:11gossip chains?

00:14:12watch this

00:14:25now watch what happens

00:14:29ew

00:14:30hey eric

00:14:36just leave me alone gabby

00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend

00:14:43what?

00:14:44audrey rose wintersby

00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out?

00:14:47what?

00:15:00gabby

00:15:03you okay?

00:15:04do you care?

00:15:05of course i do

00:15:07you lied to me

00:15:09why?

00:15:11you're audrey freaking wintersby

00:15:14you what?

00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals

00:15:18like you're not some

00:15:20big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate

00:15:24who told you?

00:15:26doesn't matter

00:15:27coach is looking for you

00:15:28yeah i'm coming

00:15:31gabby

00:15:32i'm so sorry i just wanted to end the gossip

00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric

00:15:38they're calling me

00:15:39take a thought

00:15:42okay i

00:15:43didn't

00:15:44didn't start that

00:15:45but i also didn't stop it

00:15:46and i hate myself for that

00:15:51let me make it up to you

00:15:55how?

00:15:57give me one chance

00:15:59this saturday

00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon

00:16:02skip it

00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see

00:16:07no tricks

00:16:08no tricks

00:16:09just the truth

00:16:13if you're lying

00:16:14i swear to god

00:16:18i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is

00:16:33relax

00:16:34relax

00:16:35it's just where i live

00:16:36it's not who i am

00:16:37you say that

00:16:38but i just passed a tennis court with your name on it

00:16:41and

00:16:42you have a butler

00:16:44yeah okay technically my parents do

00:16:46but

00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so

00:16:49look at night

00:16:54come on

00:16:58come on

00:17:00concept

00:17:08ut

00:17:12Why would you ever go to Hayton High?

00:17:15I was lonely.

00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.

00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.

00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.

00:17:27It's not all that.

00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.

00:17:35So what are you going to do?

00:17:38I'm going to take her down.

00:17:41How?

00:17:41Do you want to know another secret?

00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.

00:17:47No way.

00:17:48No way.

00:17:49I could teach you.

00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.

00:17:53And that's rich.

00:18:11She did that on purpose.

00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.

00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.

00:18:29You can ask Abby.

00:18:30I missed like five in a row.

00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.

00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.

00:18:37It's a basic social skill.

00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.

00:18:42I smile a lot.

00:18:43It's polite.

00:18:45Enough.

00:18:46This isn't court TV.

00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who

00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?

00:19:02You should definitely believe that.

00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.

00:19:07Liar.

00:19:08You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?

00:19:12Fine.

00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.

00:19:18Consider this your strike one.

00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.

00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:19:38What did you say?

00:19:41Found this on the ground.

00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.

00:19:47Eric, please.

00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.

00:19:51Please don't.

00:19:52Yeah, no.

00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.

00:19:55Just like best friends.

00:19:59Um, okay.

00:20:01I think you swear.

00:20:05Uh, okay.

00:20:06I think you swear.

00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?

00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gab.

00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.

00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.

00:20:22Right.

00:20:23Now, figures.

00:20:24I think you swear.

00:20:29Awesome.

00:20:31Awesome.

00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.

00:20:41And that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.

00:20:43Oh, my God.

00:20:45I'm so relieved.

00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?

00:20:53Just friends.

00:20:57Promise.

00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?

00:21:00What are you talking about?

00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?

00:21:05Look who's talking.

00:21:07You tormented Gabby.

00:21:09You torment everyone.

00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.

00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?

00:21:15Since forever.

00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.

00:21:21Oh, please.

00:21:22You loved it.

00:21:23You loved every second of it.

00:21:25I tolerated it.

00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.

00:21:32Oh, honey.

00:21:32Your halo?

00:21:33It's slipping.

00:21:34And yours was always fake.

00:21:37Oh, honey.

00:21:45Your halo?

00:21:45It's slipping.

00:21:47And yours was always fake.

00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.

00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.

00:21:58Okay.

00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.

00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a girl.

00:22:07It's like a bum, says the low-class loser, with the manners of a goat.

00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?

00:22:16I've always been better than you.

00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.

00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.

00:22:32Bring it on.

00:22:37You bitch!

00:22:43You bitch!

00:22:44Hey.

00:23:13Hey.

00:23:14I need to ask you something, it's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually

00:23:20kind of lame.

00:23:21What's up?

00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis?

00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.

00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.

00:23:36Cool.

00:23:37After school?

00:23:40After school.

00:23:43It's a date.

00:23:49Yeah.

00:23:56I can't do it.

00:24:00I can't do it.

00:24:07Like this.

00:24:09Like that.

00:24:11Okay?

00:24:12Mm-hmm.

00:24:13Ready?

00:24:14Mm-hmm.

00:24:15Oh!

00:24:16Yeah.

00:24:17You should join the tennis team.

00:24:20You know, I think that's an excellent idea.

00:24:26Yeah.

00:24:35Yeah.

00:24:36Yeah.

00:24:37Hey.

00:24:39Hey!

00:24:40Shh.

00:24:41Shh.

00:24:42Hey!

00:24:44Shh.

00:24:46Hey.

00:24:47Hey!

00:24:48You bitch.

00:24:49You bitch.

00:24:54You won't get away with this.

00:25:07Whoops.

00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.

00:25:19What the hell?

00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.

00:25:49Oh, my God.

00:25:57Oh, my God.

00:26:01Oh, no, no, no.

00:26:07I'm crying.

00:26:19What are you doing?

00:26:22Rose Smith.

00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?

00:26:26Someone took my clothes.

00:26:28Strike two.

00:26:29Now, go get dressed.

00:26:39Checkmate.

00:26:45Here.

00:26:47Take this.

00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you,

00:26:49but at least you don't have to wear a towel.

00:26:53I owe you one.

00:26:55Again.

00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?

00:26:57I'm reliable.

00:27:07Eric.

00:27:09Huh?

00:27:10I don't even know what that means.

00:27:12He likes you.

00:27:13He doesn't even know me.

00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.

00:27:17Maybe.

00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?

00:27:26I'll explain in the car.

00:27:28Long day.

00:27:30Are they okay?

00:27:31Yeah.

00:27:32Oh, my God.

00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.

00:27:35Gross older guy?

00:27:36Even better.

00:27:37This is going to ruin her.

00:27:38Ew.

00:27:40Ew.

00:27:51Settle down.

00:27:52Settle down, everybody.

00:27:54People.

00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.

00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.

00:28:00Mind if I sit here?

00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.

00:28:16Hey, Rose.

00:28:29You saved your seat.

00:28:32Okay.

00:28:33No, you don't.

00:28:34Okay.

00:28:34Jason.

00:28:38You saved my knee.

00:28:41Sorry, Eric.

00:28:43On the way back?

00:28:43Yeah.

00:28:44Okay.

00:28:44You should.

00:28:44Okay.

00:28:45Boopie.

00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.

00:29:09Sloan, seriously?

00:29:10There's no room.

00:29:11I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.

00:29:17Everyone.

00:29:18I have an announcement to make.

00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.

00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.

00:29:25Better show up.

00:29:36So, are you going to go?

00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.

00:29:39Why not?

00:29:41I'll be going.

00:29:43Well, you can.

00:29:45I'll go.

00:29:53Listen.

00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...

00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.

00:30:00Exactly.

00:30:01I got a plan.

00:30:02All right.

00:30:16Here we go.

00:30:18This was a mistake.

00:30:19I don't belong here.

00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.

00:30:22You're with me.

00:30:23That's my point.

00:30:24See, Eric is here.

00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.

00:30:28Oh, come here.

00:30:30This could be a turning point.

00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?

00:30:40Okay.

00:30:41Ready?

00:30:41Oh, look.

00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.

00:30:50I promise.

00:30:51Okay.

00:30:53Hi.

00:30:54Hi.

00:30:54No, thank you.

00:30:57I don't drink.

00:30:59Of course you don't.

00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?

00:31:07Oh, my God.

00:31:09You are virgins.

00:31:10Shut up, son.

00:31:11Stop being a jerk.

00:31:13Okay.

00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?

00:31:16Yeah.

00:31:17Truth or dare.

00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.

00:31:27Truth or dare.

00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?

00:31:32Truth.

00:31:40Oh, my God.

00:31:41Come on, Gabby.

00:31:42We don't have all night.

00:31:43What's your favorite color?

00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?

00:31:48Blue?

00:31:49Virgin.

00:31:50Sloan.

00:31:51What?

00:31:53Okay.

00:31:55Ooh.

00:31:56Eric to Rose.

00:31:58Okay.

00:31:59Rose.

00:32:01Truth or dare?

00:32:02Dare.

00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.

00:32:06Wait.

00:32:06What?

00:32:07Come on, Rose.

00:32:09Rose.

00:32:10Rose.

00:32:11Rose.

00:32:12Rose.

00:32:13Rose.

00:32:14Rose.

00:32:15Rose.

00:32:16Rose.

00:32:17Rose.

00:32:18What the hell?

00:32:27Hey.

00:32:27Watch your ass.

00:32:29Oh, yeah.

00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?

00:32:35No, Gabby.

00:32:36Wait.

00:32:36Let her go.

00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.

00:32:41Okay.

00:32:42Chasen.

00:32:43You're up.

00:32:44Truth or dare.

00:32:45Dare.

00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.

00:32:54Rose.

00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?

00:32:58What?

00:33:01I'd love to.

00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?

00:33:29Oh, my God.

00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?

00:33:39Shit.

00:33:41Oh.

00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.

00:33:42I didn't.

00:33:42I thought that's...

00:33:43I forgot.

00:33:44The door wasn't...

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00:34:11What the?

00:34:26What the?

00:34:41Wait, what?

00:35:01Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?

00:35:04Gross.

00:35:04What?

00:35:06It's true.

00:35:07I've seen you together.

00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.

00:35:11I have photos.

00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.

00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.

00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.

00:35:27All right.

00:35:35I know who that man is.

00:35:38He's her dad.

00:35:40Come on, you guys.

00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.

00:35:43Remember, Rose?

00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.

00:35:47Yeah.

00:35:48That was a really fun day.

00:35:49Yeah.

00:35:50Oh, my God.

00:35:51Shut up.

00:35:51They're lying.

00:35:54Eric?

00:35:55Yeah?

00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.

00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.

00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.

00:36:06Let's be more than friends.

00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.

00:36:10Please.

00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.

00:36:11No, hey, stop.

00:36:12Stop.

00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.

00:36:14Stop.

00:36:14Oh, my God.

00:36:16Oh, shit.

00:36:17Ah.

00:36:19Ah.

00:36:20Ah.

00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?

00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?

00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?

00:36:26Shut up.

00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.

00:36:30You're a liar.

00:36:30You don't even know her.

00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.

00:36:34No.

00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:36:54Oh, my God.

00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.

00:36:59Her?

00:37:11You can't do this anymore.

00:37:13Everyone is so evil.

00:37:15They're horrible.

00:37:16Unlike you.

00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?

00:37:22No, forget it.

00:37:25Forget everything.

00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.

00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.

00:37:31He's an asshole.

00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.

00:37:36Yeah.

00:37:37Yeah.

00:37:38He was just kidding.

00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.

00:37:46Come on, just say yes.

00:37:54Okay.

00:37:56Okay.

00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.

00:38:09Hello?

00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.

00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.

00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.

00:38:217 p.m.

00:38:22Oh, okay.

00:38:25Thanks.

00:38:39Understand the assignment?

00:38:42Good.

00:38:45Good.

00:38:52Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.

00:39:20I've been still.

00:39:21Hey, Rose.

00:39:23Small world.

00:39:24What are you doing here?

00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.

00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.

00:39:41What?

00:39:42You mind if I sit?

00:39:44Sure.

00:39:45Go ahead.

00:39:45Um.

00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.

00:39:58She's a half hour late.

00:40:00Really?

00:40:01I was at Shea Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.

00:40:12What?

00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.

00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.

00:40:21I know.

00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.

00:40:28What?

00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.

00:40:31But, um, I have dinner with you.

00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.

00:40:37Be my guest.

00:40:38It's Jason.

00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.

00:40:44What's he saying?

00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.

00:40:50No.

00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.

00:40:55Go.

00:41:17No.

00:41:18No.

00:41:19No.

00:41:20No.

00:41:21You okay?

00:41:22Yeah.

00:41:26What?

00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.

00:41:32Yeah.

00:41:33I've been so stupid.

00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.

00:41:40It's probably for the best.

00:41:42That guy's a pig.

00:41:44Yeah.

00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.

00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?

00:42:01Yeah.

00:42:02Yeah, sure.

00:42:02Let's go.

00:42:14What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?

00:42:30Hello?

00:42:32Hello?

00:42:33I don't care.

00:42:35Well, you will.

00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.

00:42:38And you're going to ace this.

00:42:41Oh, no.

00:42:43What now?

00:42:45Sloan posted this.

00:42:49Jason and Sloan?

00:42:50They were together last night.

00:42:53And they're going to prom together.

00:42:58But he said he liked me.

00:42:59Hey, virgin.

00:43:15Did you hear the news?

00:43:17Chasen and I are fucking.

00:43:19And we're going to prom together.

00:43:20That's a lie.

00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.

00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.

00:43:29Enough, Sloan.

00:43:31I'm done.

00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.

00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.

00:43:39And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.

00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.

00:43:51Because I don't believe it.

00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.

00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.

00:44:03You take that back.

00:44:06Or what?

00:44:10You take that back.

00:44:13Or what?

00:44:15Bitch, fight.

00:44:16Bitch, fight.

00:44:17Bitch, fight.

00:44:18Bitch, fight.

00:44:19Bitch, fight.

00:44:20Bitch, fight.

00:44:21Bitch, fight.

00:44:22Bitch, fight.

00:44:22Girls!

00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?

00:44:28Ow, ow.

00:44:29Ow, my butt.

00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.

00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.

00:44:40Third strike.

00:44:41You're out.

00:44:42Expelled.

00:44:44Now go get your things.

00:44:46But I didn't touch her.

00:44:49I didn't touch you.

00:44:51I said go.

00:44:53You heard the man go.

00:44:59And?

00:45:07Expelled.

00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon, we're going to be disqualified.

00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.

00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-wintered bitch!

00:45:33What?

00:45:34You heard me?

00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.

00:45:40Oh, honey.

00:45:41You were never going to college.

00:45:42You're too stupid.

00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.

00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.

00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude.

00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.

00:46:10Gabby, wait.

00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.

00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.

00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.

00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.

00:46:24But I tried.

00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.

00:46:28I don't get to go to college.

00:46:30And it's all because of you.

00:46:33But.

00:46:34You.

00:46:35And your drama.

00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?

00:46:39That was so hot.

00:46:50That was so hot.

00:46:50Well, thanks.

00:47:04I was.

00:47:06I was.

00:47:10I don't get a chance.

00:47:11I don't get a chance.

00:47:11I don't know.

00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:48:00How did you find out?

00:48:02Eric told me.

00:48:03Tell me.

00:48:05Tell me!

00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.

00:48:11Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:16I was going to.

00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.

00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.

00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.

00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.

00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.

00:48:33She drugged me.

00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.

00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.

00:48:41They set me up, too.

00:48:44I'm sorry.

00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?

00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.

00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me.

00:49:11And not because of what I am.

00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.

00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.

00:49:24You're so beautiful.

00:49:25You're so beautiful.

00:49:55Why are you wet?

00:50:01It doesn't matter.

00:50:05I have an idea.

00:50:08What?

00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.

00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.

00:50:28Okay, I give up.

00:50:31You should give up.

00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.

00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.

00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?

00:50:45Yeah.

00:50:46Pretty much.

00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.

00:50:51And hang out with your kids.

00:50:53Okay.

00:50:54Wait, wait, wait.

00:50:55It's okay.

00:50:56Oh!

00:50:58Oh!

00:51:06That way I didn't even go.

00:51:19You're different when you're like this.

00:51:22Like what?

00:51:23Yourself.

00:51:26I never knew dates could feel this special.

00:51:33Who did I?

00:51:37I don't want it to end.

00:51:42It doesn't have to.

00:51:56I'm a Fernton.

00:52:01I'm a Fernton.

00:52:18I love you, Rose.

00:52:19I love you, Rose.

00:52:26I love you, too.

00:52:27I love you.

00:52:28I love you.

00:52:33I love you.

00:52:35I love you too.

00:53:08I worked up an appetite.

00:53:18So how was it?

00:53:21It was amazing.

00:53:25Do I look different?

00:53:29No, you're beautiful.

00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?

00:53:41Uh-oh.

00:53:43What?

00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?

00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?

00:54:00Jason, I can't.

00:54:01I was expelled.

00:54:07What?

00:54:09Fuck.

00:54:10Yeah.

00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.

00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.

00:54:17Hey, Jason.

00:54:33Hey.

00:54:34How's Rose?

00:54:37Bummed.

00:54:38I feel awful.

00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.

00:54:43Yeah.

00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?

00:54:48Well, maybe.

00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.

00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.

00:55:11Yes, indeed.

00:55:12I am aware.

00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.

00:55:18Are we ready to leave?

00:55:19Hey, Gabby.

00:55:23Rose, get over here right away.

00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.

00:55:26Wait, what?

00:55:27What happened?

00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.

00:55:34Something happened to Jason.

00:55:34Quick, Jason.

00:55:35Okay.

00:55:45Jason, where's Jason?

00:55:47Where's Jason?

00:55:49Is it Audrey Rose?

00:55:50She's so beautiful.

00:55:52Ahem.

00:55:57People, everyone.

00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.

00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:56:06Oh, my God.

00:56:07Oh, my God.

00:56:07Is she doing here?

00:56:08That's really Audrey Rose.

00:56:12Give me that, Jason.

00:56:14Jason.

00:56:15Jason.

00:56:17Hang on.

00:56:18Hang on.

00:56:19She can't be here.

00:56:20She's expelled.

00:56:22Security.

00:56:24Security.

00:56:27Nope.

00:56:28Give it.

00:56:29Hang on, everyone.

00:56:31Gabby.

00:56:31No, everyone.

00:56:44Turn it off.

00:56:57Turn off the videos.

00:56:58You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day, not Rose.

00:57:02And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.

00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.

00:57:09You bitch.

00:57:10Security.

00:57:12Please escort Sloan to my office.

00:57:14No.

00:57:14Please.

00:57:14No, get off me.

00:57:15Do not touch me.

00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?

00:57:18Chasen.

00:57:18No, man.

00:57:26Okay.

00:57:27Okay.

00:57:28It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.

00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.

00:57:37And now the moments you've all been waiting for.

00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeed.

00:57:57Come on.

00:57:59Get out there, Rose.

00:58:07Congratulations.

00:58:21hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be no matter who you are between school family

00:58:33social media or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but

00:58:42for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge

00:58:53sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay true

00:59:02to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special and now i'd like

00:59:12to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what

00:59:17i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal

00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff

00:59:35hey

00:59:47wanna dance

01:00:03get lost asshole

01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing but let's take a moment

01:00:19to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby has been awarded an academic

01:00:28scholarship

01:00:35all that hard work is paid off congratulations

01:00:43and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily

01:01:13ever after

01:01:16you

01:01:18have

01:01:19you

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