- 12/06/2025
A man dressed as a clown robs a bank. Initially, no one takes him seriously for he is dressed as a clown. He succeeds in his daring mission and is all set to leave the city.
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00:00:00L is for the way you look at me
00:00:23O is for the only one I see
00:00:29V is very, very extraordinary
00:00:35E is even more than anyone that you adore
00:00:42And love is all that I can give to you
00:00:48Love is more than just a game for two
00:00:54Two in love can't make it
00:00:58Take my heart and please don't break it
00:01:01Love was made for me and you
00:01:05L is for the way you look at me
00:01:35You look at me
00:01:38O is for the only one I see
00:01:44V is very, very extraordinary
00:01:50E is even more than anyone that you adore
00:01:57And love is all that I can give to you
00:02:03Love is more than just a game for two
00:02:08Two in love can't make it
00:02:12Take my heart and please don't break it
00:02:15Those women
00:02:17Those women
00:02:18Clouds welcome
00:02:20Clouds welcome
00:02:22Those women
00:02:24Clouds welcome
00:02:25Love
00:02:28I was made for me and me
00:02:32Hey! I got three more minutes!
00:02:46I'll come back tomorrow
00:02:47I said we're closed, Bozo!
00:02:50I wouldn't
00:02:51And that's Mr. Bozo, okay?
00:02:56That's right, it ain't quite closing time yet
00:02:59Hugh, let's not mess with me today, okay?
00:03:10I'm robbing the bank
00:03:11What the hell kind of clown are you?
00:03:15You're crying on the inside, kind of gas
00:03:17Look, I'm just an old man
00:03:19Really?
00:03:20Yeah
00:03:20Let's go
00:03:22This is a robbery
00:03:32You believe this?
00:03:38This is a robbery
00:03:40It is!
00:03:41Thank you
00:03:51All right, quiet
00:03:53Put your hands on top of your head
00:03:55Stand up
00:03:56We're all gonna die
00:04:02We're all gonna die
00:04:04We're all gonna die
00:04:08We're all gonna die
00:04:10We're all gonna die
00:04:12We're all gonna die
00:04:14We're all gonna die
00:04:15Button it up, pal
00:04:16Nobody likes a whiner
00:04:19Don't anybody move
00:04:22What did I just say?
00:04:30Huh?
00:04:34All right
00:04:35It's better
00:04:36Fill this up with regular, please
00:04:43Hey, that's my money
00:04:44Don't worry about it
00:04:46It's insured
00:04:46She didn't give me no receipt yet
00:04:47They can't insure if I don't got no receipt
00:04:50Would you please give him a receipt?
00:04:56And you
00:04:56Watch the double negatives, huh?
00:04:59Yes, sir
00:05:00Okay, anybody else need a receipt?
00:05:02Last chance
00:05:03Okay, we're all going into the vault now
00:05:05Keep your hands on top of your head
00:05:07Come on out, everybody
00:05:08Let's go
00:05:08Do as he says, everyone
00:05:10This will all be over with presently
00:05:12Don't dilly-dally
00:05:13That's it
00:05:14Move it, move it
00:05:29Come on back
00:05:39Do you have the key to this?
00:05:49You bet
00:05:50All right, I'm gonna need another one of these filled up from in there
00:05:56Thanks
00:05:57And I'm gonna need you to make a phone call for me
00:06:00Presently
00:06:01Now, the police are gonna want me to let some of you people go
00:06:07Is a sign of good faith
00:06:08The best way to get out is to stay calm
00:06:13If they want proof that I'm serious
00:06:15I'll carve up the troublemakers first
00:06:19Jesus, God
00:06:21Shut up
00:06:22Jesus, God
00:06:24May I use your phone?
00:06:30Yes
00:06:30Give up now
00:06:37That is the only door
00:06:39There is no other way out, my friend
00:06:41Tell him anybody gets near this place
00:06:46I'm gonna blow it up
00:06:47If I don't hear from the guy in charge in 15 minutes
00:06:50I'm gonna send your thumb out through the night depository
00:06:52And thanks for calling me friend
00:06:57This is Princeton
00:07:00You have less than 15 minutes to call in
00:07:03Do not come near the bank
00:07:05He is covered in dynamite
00:07:06He is covered in dynamite
00:07:36Chiefs
00:07:37Apparently, we've got 12 people in there
00:07:39One guy having an arm
00:07:40Bank security got this picture
00:07:42This is our perpetrator
00:07:44The hostage negotiator's on his way, sir
00:07:52The lemmy won't be needed
00:07:54Until when, sir?
00:07:55Until I'm no longer chief
00:07:57To my beloved wife, Carol
00:08:06I leave the house in Westchester
00:08:08And the apartment on 78th street
00:08:10The entire stock portfolio
00:08:12Have to be defined equally among all children
00:08:13David, you can have the Giants tickets
00:08:17Don't do this
00:08:23It'll be okay
00:08:25He said
00:08:26He'd carve out the troublemakers first
00:08:31Why don't you shut the hell up
00:08:35Crybaby
00:08:36Damn
00:08:45Give me a break
00:08:47Coming
00:08:52Mom?
00:09:06This is Roger here
00:09:07Who are you?
00:09:08Where's Mom?
00:09:10Chief of police
00:09:11Get your butt out of there now
00:09:13You know
00:09:14I was a nom
00:09:15With a jerk like you
00:09:17Oh, boy
00:09:17Uh, what's your name, son?
00:09:20What shall I call you?
00:09:22Well
00:09:22I always like the name Chip
00:09:26Would you call me Chip?
00:09:29Okay
00:09:30What was that shooting just now, Chip?
00:09:34Oh, wait
00:09:34Call me Skip
00:09:35Okay
00:09:37Okay
00:09:38Skip
00:09:39What was that shooting?
00:09:41Well
00:09:42The cameras
00:09:43I shot the cameras
00:09:45They were looking at me
00:09:46Quit looking at me!
00:09:52My God
00:09:53He's barking
00:09:53Skip
00:09:54We can be inside on top of you in a heartbeat
00:09:57Try to run
00:09:58You won't get five feet
00:09:59Yeah
00:10:00Well, you tell your man
00:10:02Just one bullet
00:10:03To eat some dynamite
00:10:04And blow up the whole street
00:10:05I've planted it everywhere, you know
00:10:07Don't you think I know
00:10:08How you plan to get out of there?
00:10:10You switch on a tape recorder
00:10:11I'm talking to a machine
00:10:12While you crawl out
00:10:14Through the third floor heating vent
00:10:15Not a bad plan
00:10:16Except
00:10:17I couldn't fit with all this money
00:10:18And besides
00:10:19I've booby-trapped the vents
00:10:20With heavy explosives
00:10:22Come on down
00:10:25Dynamite
00:10:26Get out of there
00:10:26God, I hate this town
00:10:36Let's see if we can make a deal here, Chip
00:10:41Skip
00:10:42I'd like to get those people out of there
00:10:44Fine
00:10:45I want
00:10:46A city bus
00:10:48With a full tank of gas
00:10:50I want
00:10:52A Harley Davidson
00:10:53XL-1000
00:10:54I want
00:10:57A monster truck
00:10:59A what?
00:11:00And I want
00:11:00Two Jet Ranger helicopters
00:11:02Here on the street
00:11:04I'll get you the choppers
00:11:08I'll get you the bus
00:11:09The Harley
00:11:10And the
00:11:11The monster truck
00:11:12Just as soon as you give me
00:11:14The damn hostage
00:11:15Oh, yeah
00:11:16I'm sure no harm will come to me
00:11:18Once I'm inside the bank
00:11:19All by myself
00:11:20At least give me the women
00:11:23Get your own women
00:11:24One hostage per demand
00:11:27One?
00:11:29Listen
00:11:29I've had just about enough
00:11:31Of your comedy clown
00:11:32We're coming in
00:11:33Through the plate glass
00:11:34All right
00:11:34I gotta hang up now
00:11:36Because I gotta go kill everybody
00:11:37Okay?
00:11:38Don't bust my chops
00:11:39White guy
00:11:40It's not that easy
00:11:41Takes time to find
00:11:43Two jet cruisers
00:11:44Or pilots who are willing
00:11:44To fly out an armed felon
00:11:46I don't need a pilot
00:11:47Now, you got 30 minutes
00:11:49To meet my first demand
00:11:51What's your number out there?
00:11:52Two five nine oh six six oh
00:11:54Don't try anything rash
00:11:56Or you're dead
00:11:56Along with everyone else
00:11:57Six oh?
00:11:59And that's here
00:12:00In area code two one two?
00:12:01Oh
00:12:02All right
00:12:04Do what he says
00:12:06The chopper
00:12:06The bus
00:12:07Everything
00:12:07Set them up out here
00:12:08As soon as they arrive
00:12:09Is it diversion chief
00:12:13Or is he crazy?
00:12:13He's not crazy
00:12:15He'll come out of that bank
00:12:16With a few hostages
00:12:17Also dressed as clowns
00:12:19They'll make a run
00:12:20For one of the choppers
00:12:21Assuming we're afraid
00:12:22To shoot down a hostage
00:12:24Are we?
00:12:26He said no pilots
00:12:27That means he's flying it
00:12:29Probably learned how
00:12:30And now
00:12:30Now they'll get a feed
00:12:32That whichever clown
00:12:33Takes the controls
00:12:34And take him out
00:12:35Before he even leaves the ground
00:12:37Here he comes
00:12:38He's gonna let one of us go
00:12:42Hold us first
00:12:43That makes sense
00:12:44Save the one who'll die first
00:12:46Of natural causes
00:12:47You prick
00:12:47I'm gonna vomit
00:12:50We'd better get him
00:12:51Out of here first
00:12:52The hell was that
00:12:54It's been decided
00:13:00I'm the first to go
00:13:01Who decided?
00:13:04I did
00:13:04It really isn't your decision
00:13:07Mr. Adolf Hitler
00:13:08Have you got my money
00:13:10Ready back there?
00:13:11It's here
00:13:12You're the kind of person
00:13:24That gets innocent bystanders killed
00:13:26They're meeting my first demand
00:13:33All right
00:13:35To show this fascist dictator here
00:13:38How our system works
00:13:40I'm gonna let you folks decide
00:13:41Who's gonna be the first to go
00:13:43Him
00:13:43Him?
00:13:47Yes
00:13:48Come on
00:13:52Come on
00:13:53Let's go
00:13:54Get downwind of me
00:13:55Ooh
00:14:11Sir, is human life at stake?
00:14:40The stake of death
00:14:42Was in the air
00:14:43He said he knew how to make men
00:14:45Sit up and bark
00:14:48Oh, don't exaggerate or anything
00:14:50And so we have our first report
00:14:52From inside the bank
00:14:53Our first description of this clown
00:14:55At whom no one
00:14:57Is laughing
00:14:58Whoo
00:14:59That's original
00:15:01Steve, Jody
00:15:02I'll be here until the last hostage is released
00:15:05Can it?
00:15:10Here comes Clarabelle
00:15:11Hi
00:15:14Hi
00:15:15Whoa
00:15:18What's this?
00:15:23It's, uh, just a gift
00:15:25Okay, it's an Audemars Piguet
00:15:28Moon phase
00:15:2918-karat gold alligator band
00:15:31Thing cost me $12,000
00:15:32But it keeps appreciating every day
00:15:34As I say, it's, it's my gift to you
00:15:36Boy
00:15:37It is nice
00:15:39Isn't it?
00:15:39Yeah
00:15:39I can't keep this
00:15:42Well, don't be silly
00:15:43No, I would be beholden
00:15:46May I buy it?
00:15:52I mean, would you take three bills for it?
00:15:55$300
00:15:56Well, unless someone wants to make a higher offer
00:15:58Does anyone want to go higher than $300 on this?
00:16:01It's got a moon on it
00:16:02Great
00:16:04And here is my watch
00:16:05It's a Timex
00:16:06And the band is the Twistaflex by Spidell
00:16:09And I appreciate this damn thing more and more every day
00:16:13You pig
00:16:22Excuse me?
00:16:25Pig?
00:16:25I doubt it
00:16:26Think the lady protests too much or what?
00:16:30I think you're just afraid to party with a real man
00:16:34A real man?
00:16:36Who has to use a gun?
00:16:38Who has to dress up like that and keep people prisoner?
00:16:42You're not a man
00:16:43You're a coward
00:16:45Oh, no, no
00:16:48She does not speak for the rest of us, Mr. Clown
00:16:52We think you're quite brave and manly
00:16:56You big pussy
00:16:58I don't believe you
00:16:59You're all a bunch of pussies
00:17:01Why don't you take her out next?
00:17:03You don't need this kind of aggravation
00:17:05Hey, Chief
00:17:18Yeah
00:17:19On the bus, we've got an X-Green Beret stashed under the back seat
00:17:22In the motorcycle, we've got exactly enough gas to carry it half a mile
00:17:25We've stationed our sharpshooters a half mile in every possible direction
00:17:28Any word on that monster truck?
00:17:30Yeah, about a half an hour
00:17:31Did the hostess give you a description of the perpetrator?
00:17:33Yeah, average height, average build, red nose, blue hair
00:17:37Thanks
00:17:40Thank you for using AT&T
00:17:48Your bike's out here and so's your bus
00:17:51You owe me two more hostages
00:17:52They're coming
00:17:53Tell me when my monster truck gets here
00:17:56To Lou
00:17:57You ready, Donald?
00:18:01All set
00:18:02Relax
00:18:03I'm right behind you
00:18:05Come on already
00:18:17Son of a bitch
00:18:24Back dirt
00:18:26Are you feeling all right?
00:18:37Let's just keep moving
00:18:39It's peeking at us through the curtain
00:18:41The man is an animal
00:18:47Ripping out folds, urinating on ducks
00:18:51You see what he did to Miss Cochran's shirt?
00:18:54There's a scratch here
00:18:55I mean, it's not deep, but it's there
00:18:57It's okay
00:18:58He hurt anybody else?
00:19:01Is the strain beginning to show on him?
00:19:03If I can sleep ten days and nights in a rice paddy
00:19:06I can certainly last in this lousy bank
00:19:08This is what the animal said to us
00:19:10He says to Miss Cochran here
00:19:11Baby, up your butt with a coconut
00:19:15I think he was prepared to do it
00:19:18Except I saw no coconut
00:19:20He had no coconut to buy down
00:19:22No coconut?
00:19:24What about dynamite?
00:19:25Did you see any?
00:19:26Any?
00:19:27It's everywhere
00:19:28It's on him
00:19:30It's on us
00:19:31Hostages trapped to tables
00:19:33His shields
00:19:34The man is an animal
00:19:36He's sick
00:19:38You okay, mister?
00:19:45Officer Martin
00:19:46Yes, sir
00:19:46Take the issue to the doctor
00:19:47Just as a precaution
00:19:48Yes, sir
00:19:49The key is, he's an animal
00:19:55That much is clear, sir
00:19:56Also, I'm repeating myself
00:19:58I suppose you want to just throw me back in here with him
00:20:00Thank you
00:20:30Yeah
00:20:32Ah
00:20:42Ah
00:20:44Ah
00:20:45Ah
00:20:48Ah
00:20:49Ah
00:20:51Ah
00:20:53Ah
00:20:55Ah
00:20:55Ah
00:20:56It's 448.
00:21:02If he hasn't called back by five, we stormed the bank.
00:21:20Damn.
00:21:26Let's go.
00:21:54This is Rodsinger.
00:21:56Say, can you give me a little more time?
00:21:57I promise I won't hurt anybody.
00:22:00I'll call you right back.
00:22:02I promise.
00:22:08Now, where were we?
00:22:12Oh, Phyllis.
00:22:14Oh, Phyllis.
00:22:18Dream.
00:22:23Guys.
00:22:24Phyllis, you were so great back there.
00:22:28I felt like you were protecting me for real.
00:22:30Well, because I couldn't tell if you were pretending.
00:22:31You were really good.
00:22:32It's true.
00:22:33Let's see Miss Meryl Streep try to vomit on cue, huh?
00:22:36Oh, fantastic.
00:22:38Loomis, could we have two seconds alone?
00:22:43Sure, girl.
00:22:44Thanks.
00:22:44Oh, man.
00:22:49Uh-huh.
00:22:54I can't believe we did it.
00:22:59Do you remember the night you proposed?
00:23:02Proposed?
00:23:03Yeah.
00:23:04Oh, you mean the night that the pipes froze and the heat went out?
00:23:08And as we lay there, freezing, waiting to be discovered dead,
00:23:12you gave me that look.
00:23:14That look a woman gives her a man that says,
00:23:16I blame you for everything.
00:23:20Yeah, that look.
00:23:22And I said to you, Phyllis, before we lose our self-respect,
00:23:25let's make a commitment.
00:23:27Let's not be the Biggersons like every other couple on the IRT.
00:23:30I know a way.
00:23:33Phyllis, will you rob a bank with me?
00:23:35I will, Grim.
00:23:38I will.
00:23:46Grim, uh, I have to tell you something.
00:23:50I found something out yesterday.
00:23:54What?
00:23:56What is it?
00:23:57I just feel funny.
00:23:58Yeah.
00:23:59I feel, you know, I feel complete.
00:24:02Grim, you already were complete.
00:24:04You know, I mean, if you're any more complete,
00:24:06I'd be a little scared.
00:24:07Yeah, man.
00:24:16Maybe this is a bad neighborhood
00:24:18for getting in touch with our feelings.
00:24:19Yeah, especially with the fortune or our falsies.
00:24:22All right, I gotta make a quick call to the chief.
00:24:28This is Rottinger.
00:24:29Yes, have you got Prince Albert in a can?
00:24:32Feeling better, I see.
00:24:34Your macho maniac is here.
00:24:37You owe me another hostage.
00:24:38All right, I gotta check it out.
00:24:40I'm gonna go over to the window.
00:24:40Tell your men to get back.
00:24:46Did you have something to tell me?
00:24:48I wanna wait.
00:24:52I can see from right here it doesn't have a hydraulic tilt body.
00:24:55It's unacceptable.
00:24:56What?
00:24:56You son of a bitch.
00:24:58You never said a goddamn word about a tilting hydraulic body.
00:25:02We gotta send all the way to Jersey for this goddamn thing.
00:25:05Don't insult me.
00:25:06Now you get me a respectable monster truck,
00:25:09and don't get back to me until you do, okay?
00:25:12What was that?
00:25:16What was what?
00:25:17Don't try to change the subject.
00:25:19No tilt body, no hostages.
00:25:22I want hostages.
00:25:24It's gonna take time to find a tilting hydraulic body.
00:25:28Well, that's not my problem.
00:25:29It was an accident.
00:25:50They would have waited forever to go into that bank.
00:25:54Just throw me out of the car and run me over.
00:25:57I could have called them from anywhere in the world tonight
00:26:01just to tell them I was still in the bank.
00:26:11Let's get to the airport.
00:26:12We'll pretend this didn't happen.
00:26:15Now you get me a respectable monster truck,
00:26:18and don't get back to me until you do, okay?
00:26:22There it is, a beep.
00:26:23Can you isolate that beep with this equipment?
00:26:25I can try.
00:26:26It could be a horn.
00:26:28Clowns carry horns, don't they?
00:26:29Little rubber ones?
00:26:30Sometimes their noses are horns.
00:26:32I want to know what beat fast,
00:26:34because I'll tell you what I think it was.
00:26:35God damn it.
00:26:36It wasn't his fucking nose.
00:26:37It was a car horn.
00:26:46How much time did we lose, exactly?
00:26:48They won't storm the bank until they're sure I'm not there,
00:26:50and then there's a period of chaos
00:26:52while they round up the hostages
00:26:54and take statements and names.
00:26:56Finally, they'll realize some are missing by then.
00:27:00Our plane is taking off?
00:27:01And they still won't know who we are.
00:27:03God, I hate this town.
00:27:18Grim, guess what?
00:27:20Wait a second.
00:27:21I never scouted this neighborhood.
00:27:23Did we miss the expressway?
00:27:25I didn't see it.
00:27:26They were working on the signs back there.
00:27:40No, no, no!
00:27:41No, no!
00:27:42No!
00:27:56We want to get on the Brooklyn-Queens expressway?
00:28:07What?
00:28:08For BQE.
00:28:10Wow, you know, geez, uh,
00:28:12we don't know where that is.
00:28:14Shut up!
00:28:16Hey, no!
00:28:17Shut up!
00:28:18Shut up!
00:28:19Shut up!
00:28:19Shut up!
00:28:20Let's just walk through this, okay?
00:28:22Does that sign say BQE?
00:28:24Yeah.
00:28:25Okay, so which way was the arrow pointing?
00:28:30That was an hour ago,
00:28:32and that witch ain't stopped screaming the whole time.
00:28:34Yeah, she even had her baby scream at us.
00:28:38All right, let me try this.
00:28:39Will you be putting up a new sign?
00:28:41Not today.
00:28:42Today's just taking shit down.
00:28:45Can you tell us anything?
00:28:46The names of a street, any street,
00:28:49the directions, north, south.
00:28:51It's not our neighborhood.
00:28:53Honey?
00:28:53Hey?
00:28:54You've got a gun.
00:28:56Shoot them.
00:28:56I want to, but they're fur-bearing.
00:28:58I'd need some kind of permit, wouldn't I?
00:29:01See, I want to thank you guys.
00:29:02You could have given us help,
00:29:04but you've given us so much more.
00:29:05Hey, that's what we're here for, right?
00:29:12I'm glad this happened.
00:29:13It's just another little reminder
00:29:15of why we pulled this thing.
00:29:16You know what their problem is?
00:29:17They live here.
00:29:19That's all.
00:29:21But we don't.
00:29:22Not anymore.
00:29:24How, uh, hot does this baby burn?
00:29:29Anybody find a watch out there?
00:29:32Chief, did you really send me into the sewer?
00:29:34How'd you grasp it?
00:29:35How much time was wasted in the sewer?
00:29:38Where do you guys get this stuff?
00:29:39Chief, did you rest on us?
00:29:41Chief, are you okay?
00:29:43Are you okay?
00:29:43Tire now?
00:29:54We'll take the hostage's statements
00:29:55and the bus to save time.
00:29:57It's getting farther away every second.
00:29:59Oh, we're really making progress now.
00:30:06I saw a sign, Phyllis.
00:30:25If we could just find a landmark.
00:30:29That's this guy.
00:30:45Excuse me, sir.
00:30:49Sir, excuse me.
00:30:59Oh, of course.
00:31:22Oh, of course.
00:31:24Give me a mark.
00:31:26Oh, of course.
00:31:27It's bad luck just seeing a thing like that.
00:31:49Things are going to hell, aren't they?
00:31:52Knock it off.
00:31:53Just a couple of guys sorting out some things.
00:31:55Now we're going to find a familiar street soon.
00:31:57I'd settle for a familiar borough.
00:31:59I think we're near John Philip Sousa.
00:32:03That was our junior high school.
00:32:05Aren't we, Grim?
00:32:06Not unless there's been an H-bomb mishap since Brown.
00:32:18Can you help us find the BQE?
00:32:20Glad to.
00:32:22Got a map right here in the glove.
00:32:24Oh!
00:32:34Wait a minute.
00:32:35This guy's too wonderful.
00:32:36So?
00:32:37So.
00:32:38Definitely a felon.
00:32:39Dangerous.
00:32:40Probably a serial killer.
00:32:42Oh, maybe he's just from out of town.
00:32:45He is.
00:32:46He's got Iowa plates.
00:32:47There you go.
00:32:57Where was the Clutter family from?
00:32:59Kansas.
00:33:00Just checking.
00:33:01Say the bank was really beautiful, wasn't it?
00:33:03It sure was, Grim.
00:33:09Hey, Phyllis.
00:33:10Grim needs a little reassuring.
00:33:13No.
00:33:14He doesn't.
00:33:15He's complete now.
00:33:16There you are.
00:33:17Great.
00:33:18Great.
00:33:20Hey, is everybody this nice in Iowa?
00:33:21Iowa?
00:33:22Yeah.
00:33:23Oh!
00:33:24Well, that's a stolen car.
00:33:25Grim doesn't seem any different to you, does he?
00:33:28Well, yesterday he was just a guy working in the department of city planning.
00:33:45And today he's a world-class bank robber.
00:33:49Thank you, Loomis.
00:33:50You're very comforting.
00:33:55Thank you, Loomis.
00:33:56You're very comforting.
00:33:59Oh, this is a fucking nightmare.
00:34:01He doesn't even know the capital of Alan.
00:34:02Shut up.
00:34:05Wow.
00:34:06This must be my lucky day.
00:34:09You got some real money here.
00:34:16Four dollars.
00:34:19Well, I couldn't get to the bank today.
00:34:22Let me give you this watch.
00:34:23It's worth $12,000.
00:34:25I talked to the guy down.
00:34:26He ended up giving it to me for $300, but nice, huh?
00:34:29God, are you a sucker?
00:34:30Let's see what's in the trunk.
00:34:44Thanks.
00:34:45Bye-bye.
00:34:46Oh, sir.
00:34:47You forgot your map and our million dollars.
00:34:51It wasn't Dubuque.
00:34:52Des Moines.
00:34:53Now can we go to the airport?
00:34:54And the clothes we wore out of the bank.
00:34:56Flatbush is 15 minutes from here.
00:34:57We'll stop at Woolworths.
00:34:58The sky's the limit, baby.
00:34:59You know, if Albert Einstein here hadn't honked the horn, we could have changed our clothes
00:35:02before they were stolen.
00:35:03It was an accident, Phyllis.
00:35:04Oh, you know, so was Chernobyl.
00:35:05True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:07Ow!
00:35:09Grimm maker, stop it.
00:35:10Don't you worry about it.
00:35:11When I hit you, you can start worrying.
00:35:13And you.
00:35:14What do you hit you?
00:35:15You hit me.
00:35:16You hit me.
00:35:17You hit me.
00:35:18You hit me.
00:35:19You hit me.
00:35:20You hit me.
00:35:21I hit me.
00:35:22True, but Loomis didn't irradiate anybody.
00:35:27Ow!
00:35:30Graham, make her stop it.
00:35:32Don't you worry about it. When I hit you, you can start worrying.
00:35:34And you, what are you hitting him for when you really want to be hitting me?
00:35:38What are you talking about?
00:35:39I don't know. Something's bothering you. I remember.
00:35:44Okay, yeah.
00:35:46I... I was trying to tell you something.
00:35:48Shouldn't we be going?
00:35:49All right, let's go. Come on.
00:35:55All right, straight ahead.
00:35:56Right, Graham.
00:35:57I'm glad the son of a bitch robbed us.
00:35:59It's just another reminder of how happy and lucky we are to be getting out of here.
00:36:04Okay, but not Woolworths. You said we should see as few people as possible.
00:36:08We'll go to my apartment. I left some clothes there for the super, men's and women's.
00:36:11All right, that's better. It's closer.
00:36:13Take the next big left.
00:36:16Men's clothes? Whose?
00:36:18Barry Meyers.
00:36:20I mentioned him. A guy I should have married. A guy who wasn't certifiable.
00:36:35Come on, bud, pal.
00:36:38I want to thank you for getting us out alive.
00:36:40The owners of the bank want me to tell you not to expect any cooperation from them.
00:36:45Oh?
00:36:46And I think they're going to kill you with the press, too.
00:36:48They say that if the clown gets away, they owe it to their shareholders to let the abject humiliation of this whole thing fall on a public official.
00:36:58How many shareholders are there?
00:37:00Uh, just the three, I think.
00:37:03But thank you very much. I really appreciate it.
00:37:06See you on the bus.
00:37:07Oh, my God.
00:37:12Now this one's going.
00:37:15Tear them down, no matter how great they were.
00:37:17Chief, the Peruvian connection, the subway psycho, you people are going to remember what you've done.
00:37:25Hey, what's so memorable about a clown stealing a million dollars?
00:37:32Jesus, we've got to get this guy.
00:37:34Look at this.
00:37:44Why do they have to do this?
00:37:50Well, what do I care?
00:37:51It's not my life's work anymore.
00:37:53Hey, Graham.
00:37:55You try.
00:37:55You're a good person.
00:37:57Caring, faithful, concerned.
00:38:01Aren't you?
00:38:02Hey, Phyllis, where do you park around here?
00:38:04Just park by the hydrant.
00:38:05A hydrant?
00:38:08I'll pay the ticket.
00:38:11I can't believe the new tenants dumped this stuff here.
00:38:13They're not supposed to move in until Tuesday.
00:38:15Well, we should be out here by then.
00:38:21Here, give me your sleeve.
00:38:22Come on, is that really necessary?
00:38:24We're going to miss out on the complimentary beverage.
00:38:26Do you want to stand out at the airport?
00:38:27Barry, we're 6'4".
00:38:29Pituitary problem?
00:38:31Hey, look at this, guys.
00:38:32I'm going to get me one of these.
00:38:34Give yourself three.
00:38:34Oh, God.
00:38:36Sure would be less itchy if there's no x-ray machines.
00:38:39So we could just carry the dough in a suitcase, you know?
00:38:41Those darn terrorists who made it tough on us bank robbers.
00:38:46That's a pretty nice jacket.
00:38:48Why did Barry leave this behind?
00:38:50Why didn't you take it with him?
00:38:52Too rich to care.
00:38:53There's smoke across the street.
00:38:55How'd he make his money, anyway?
00:38:57Terminally boring banker type?
00:38:58It's black smoke.
00:39:01Mafia kingpin?
00:39:03Amway?
00:39:05Pimp?
00:39:07Oh, no.
00:39:08What?
00:39:09Cops?
00:39:10No, fire engine.
00:39:11The hybrid.
00:39:12Give me your keys.
00:39:13Huh?
00:39:13Keys.
00:39:13Here.
00:39:14Keys.
00:39:14Here.
00:39:14Get your hands up.
00:39:28You must be Mr. Edison.
00:39:30Get him up!
00:39:31Uh, Mr. Edison, I'm Phyllis Potter, and this is my apartment.
00:39:35We were ripped off three times in the village, and it's not gonna happen here.
00:39:39Do we look like criminals?
00:39:41Do we look like people that are capable of committing a crime?
00:39:44I only know what I saw.
00:39:45When my wife gets here, she'll go call the cops, and we'll let them decide.
00:39:48Now turn around and face the window.
00:39:49Okay, but it's still our apartment.
00:39:51We'll have to have you arrested.
00:39:53Oh, Jesus.
00:39:55Grandma, our plane takes off in 41 minutes.
00:39:58Quiet!
00:39:59No codes.
00:40:02Hey, honey.
00:40:04Ready to celebrate?
00:40:06Oh, my God.
00:40:08They were ripping off the TV when I came in.
00:40:10I was touching it.
00:40:11Kill me.
00:40:12Turn around.
00:40:13Oh, great, Hal.
00:40:15For once, it was gonna be fun.
00:40:17We were gonna eat on the floor, drink champagne, listen to old records.
00:40:22Why are you blaming me?
00:40:24We haven't even moved the bed in, and already it's the same.
00:40:27Now give credit where it's due, Mrs. Edison.
00:40:29Hal made the commitment, didn't he?
00:40:32He gave up the rent-controlled place in the village.
00:40:34Do you know him?
00:40:35He's paying $1,500 for a one-bedroom.
00:40:38$1,500?
00:40:39Try $2,600.
00:40:40You weren't paying $1,500, were you?
00:40:45We were paying $1,260.
00:40:47$1,260?
00:40:48Excuse me, I don't know you very well, but you must be crazy if you gave this place up.
00:40:54Maybe we are crazy.
00:40:56We bought a farmhouse near Woodstock.
00:40:59It's rustic, kind of a fixer, but the payments are $300 a month.
00:41:05We just had to try.
00:41:11I suppose you don't believe that either, Edison, that people would go and do a thing like that.
00:41:15For your information, I was at Woodstock.
00:41:20I don't judge you, Hale.
00:41:23Really, I don't.
00:41:25But from Woodstock to Charles Bronson in 20 years?
00:41:30Good one.
00:41:30You can shoot us now.
00:42:01I've put the gun down.
00:42:04No hard feelings?
00:42:08These are the names and numbers and preliminary statements of the hostages.
00:42:13Clown seemed harmless until he harassed blonde hostage.
00:42:17Yes, sir. Apparently he made some sexual overtures and things like that.
00:42:23I don't see her.
00:42:25See who?
00:42:26The blonde. Where is she?
00:42:30I was talking to her myself when she first came out.
00:42:34All the hostages are here, sir.
00:42:36They're all here, chief.
00:42:37No.
00:42:38Where's the whiny guy?
00:42:40There's an animal.
00:42:42The one that came out with her.
00:42:43They were the second and third ones out.
00:42:50Oh, Jesus.
00:42:52A lumberjack-looking guy.
00:42:58He was the first one out.
00:42:59I guess in all that chaos, a few wandered away.
00:43:01It was out of chaos, chief.
00:43:02Yeah, but we got everybody's name and telephone number.
00:43:05We got all that stuff.
00:43:06Yeah, yeah.
00:43:06Give me the news footage on those three hostages who were released.
00:43:10Right.
00:43:11Then I said, it's all over, chuckles, and rassled him to the floor.
00:43:15But he got some gal in his sights and I had to let up.
00:43:17That's when he cold-cocked me.
00:43:18Son of a bitch.
00:43:19Come on, now look at some of this videotape with me
00:43:21so we can put out an APB on these robbers.
00:43:23Robbers, plural?
00:43:24They all cold-cocked me.
00:43:26Three of them out there, shouting with glee.
00:43:28Taxi!
00:43:29Taxi!
00:43:29Taxi!
00:43:30Please!
00:43:31Taxi!
00:43:31$10,000 for a taxi!
00:43:34And a blowjob!
00:43:38All right, can we just calm down a little, please?
00:43:40Well, we'll never make the flight.
00:43:41We'll have to sail a raft to Fiji like Thor Heyerdahl.
00:43:44I have made another reservation on the 11 o'clock to Martinique.
00:43:48You never mentioned this about the 11 o'clock flight.
00:43:51I never, ever thought we'd need it.
00:43:53But I don't know anything about Martinique.
00:43:56What'd you know about Fiji?
00:43:59Nothing, really.
00:44:00Okay.
00:44:03Did you book another flight after that?
00:44:06Let's just try to make the 11 o'clock, okay?
00:44:08Why?
00:44:09Do they know about us yet?
00:44:11Well, by now, Ratzinger has probably figured out
00:44:15it was the first three hostages.
00:44:16Oh, Graham.
00:44:17Yeah.
00:44:18Graham, I cannot go to prison.
00:44:21Don't worry about it.
00:44:22We were disguised.
00:44:24Taxi!
00:44:25You never mentioned Ratzinger.
00:44:27You never mentioned Martinique.
00:44:28Taxi!
00:44:29What else haven't you mentioned?
00:44:31Huh?
00:44:32Everything you've ever told me is a lie, isn't it?
00:44:34Are you all right?
00:44:35Am I?
00:44:36You think this is fun.
00:44:37You think this is a night on the town.
00:44:39No, I think it's a lot more exciting than that.
00:44:41Taxi!
00:44:41And you used to think so, too.
00:44:43We couldn't even discuss this plan
00:44:44unless there was a bedroom pretty close by.
00:44:46Well, I realized who you are.
00:44:47What you are.
00:44:49What am I?
00:44:50You're a world-class bank robber,
00:44:52drunk on your own power and expertise.
00:44:54And Loomis thinks so, too.
00:44:56Taxi!
00:44:58Taxi!
00:44:58Look, I don't know where this world-class bank robber thing
00:45:02came from.
00:45:04Okay, I did rob a bank, but so did you.
00:45:07Isn't that what we planned for six months in your bedroom?
00:45:10And now, if...
00:45:12When we get a cab, we can complete the plan
00:45:14and live out our lives with a modicum of dignity.
00:45:18Please, God!
00:45:38We need a cab!
00:45:40What lousy fucking cab!
00:45:44Yes!
00:45:46Oh!
00:45:48Yes!
00:45:49Oh!
00:45:49All right, line 6 will be with your story.
00:46:04Ha-ha!
00:46:04Ha-ha!
00:46:05This jerk is trying to tell me...
00:46:07To the airport, please.
00:46:07Oh, all right.
00:46:09Let's take another call.
00:46:10Line 7?
00:46:10Steve from Staten Island.
00:46:12What's on your mind tonight, Steve?
00:46:14I wanted to talk about that bank robbery, Roy.
00:46:16What about it?
00:46:17Well, was this clown such a bad guy, Roy?
00:46:19I mean, he had a great sense of humor, right?
00:46:21He wasn't another one of them junkies with a homemade 9mm.
00:46:24I think he was OK.
00:46:25Steve, you must be a scumbag like him.
00:46:27I say hang the clown and then pull his pants down to set an example.
00:46:30You're out of here, pal.
00:46:32How can he say a thing like that?
00:46:34It's Marie from Benchrist.
00:46:35What's your story?
00:46:37Put out a head of the room.
00:46:39Huh?
00:46:41Put out a head of the room.
00:46:42He's asking where to.
00:46:44Oh, God.
00:46:45He just means which airport, that's all.
00:46:47Kennedy!
00:46:49JFK!
00:46:54Sorry, I got so crazy back there.
00:46:56What did Loomis say to get you so upset?
00:46:58Oh, nothing.
00:46:59He's completely loyal to you.
00:47:00And you are to him, kind of like father and son, huh?
00:47:03You didn't mention Ratzinger or Martinique
00:47:07because the plan was perfect.
00:47:09And you didn't want to worry me with unlikely contingencies, right?
00:47:14I know I've been especially moody.
00:47:17Not so as you'd notice.
00:47:20And I know it's not exactly reasonable to expect a lot of attention under the circumstances.
00:47:28But...
00:47:30You see...
00:47:31What are you doing?
00:47:32Oh, Jesus!
00:47:33The goddamn airport!
00:47:35What, you got shit in your ears?
00:47:37Come on!
00:47:38All right, now, easy.
00:47:40He may be a guest in our country.
00:47:42Uh, friend!
00:47:44Kennedy!
00:47:45Here, look!
00:47:47Kennedy Airport!
00:47:49Look!
00:47:50Yeah!
00:47:51Yeah!
00:47:52He's got it.
00:47:53Oh, great.
00:47:54And why don't you take us straight to Sing Sing?
00:47:57All right, please don't say that.
00:47:58You're gonna upset Loomis.
00:47:59Oh, God forbid!
00:48:00No, please.
00:48:01Oh!
00:48:02Yeah, I know exactly where it is.
00:48:05If so, you did it.
00:48:07I think...
00:48:08Put out hard on.
00:48:09Huh?
00:48:10It's red!
00:48:12Stop!
00:48:14Stop!
00:48:15Stop!
00:48:16Stop!
00:48:17You don't even understand colours, do you?
00:48:19You don't know red from hell!
00:48:22There's a real cabot.
00:48:24Stop!
00:48:25Taxi!
00:48:26Oh, yes!
00:48:27Whoa!
00:48:28Taxi!
00:48:30Oh, my goodness!
00:48:42That guy must want to be really bad.
00:48:44That's a bad place to meet you.
00:48:46Loomis. Loomis.
00:48:48Hey, Lando, hurry up. I bet this guy's there.
00:48:50You hear me?
00:48:52He's a dead man.
00:48:543882.
00:48:56Send the squad cut now!
00:49:00Loomis.
00:49:02Loomis?
00:49:06I really liked him. I did.
00:49:26I didn't want to.
00:49:28I didn't want to.
00:49:30I didn't want to.
00:49:32Jesus!
00:49:34I didn't want to.
00:49:36I didn't want to.
00:49:38So I said to him,
00:49:40Are you gonna behave?
00:49:42And from out of nowhere comes this knife.
00:49:44I think it's a bowie knife.
00:49:46And I hate knives.
00:49:48Dennis, the news footage didn't help me very much.
00:49:50I wanted it an hour ago.
00:49:52I didn't want to.
00:49:56Where'd you get this?
00:49:58A matchbook?
00:50:00Perfect if you want to pick up Paul Bunyan.
00:50:02Based in part on our own descriptions.
00:50:04That clown was no clown.
00:50:06Knew we'd be too obsessed by the perpetrator inside the bank.
00:50:12See much more than a beard or a blonde or a whiny jerk.
00:50:16What do you got?
00:50:17Involving two men and a woman, here's what's up.
00:50:191900 hours.
00:50:20A car containing two men and a woman crashed into the lobby of the Pierce Hotel.
00:50:24The passengers fled before we got there.
00:50:26The dispatch car to the Pierce. What else?
00:50:28That's it involving two men and a woman, sir.
00:50:30Two more liquor stores and a laundromat were hit by copycat clowns.
00:50:36You realize they're probably somewhere in the third world by now.
00:50:40Yes, sir. Someplace next.
00:50:42All we've got going for us is the city.
00:50:46Our only hope is that they're mired down in the same shit that you and I have to wait in every day.
00:50:52Why do I still want this fucking car?
00:50:54Can't I imagine a more inspired destiny for myself?
00:50:58Sir, don't talk like that.
00:51:00Here's another one.
00:51:01A man jumped from a moving cab into a newspaper stand.
00:51:04There were two other passengers in the car, a man and a woman.
00:51:07He jumped from a moving cab?
00:51:10That's panic.
00:51:12That's somebody on the lam.
00:51:14God damn it.
00:51:16That doesn't sound like the guy who hit that car horn.
00:51:18When was that?
00:51:202035. We're not even on the scene yet, sir.
00:51:22It's them.
00:51:24It's them.
00:51:26Send all nearby units to the scene.
00:51:38Loomis.
00:51:40Loomis.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:43Did we get the cab?
00:51:47Are you gonna hit me now?
00:51:52No.
00:51:53But if your leg is broken, we'll have to destroy you.
00:51:55Can you get up now, pal?
00:52:01Too bad.
00:52:02Look at this.
00:52:03Come from Tim backwards.
00:52:05You can.
00:52:06That's great.
00:52:07Forget it.
00:52:08That's enough.
00:52:09Nine.
00:52:10Eight.
00:52:11Seven.
00:52:12Two.
00:52:13One.
00:52:14One.
00:52:15One.
00:52:16One.
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00:52:19One.
00:52:20One.
00:52:21One.
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00:52:23One.
00:52:24One.
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00:52:58One.
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00:53:00One.
00:53:01One.
00:53:02This ain't my dick in your back.
00:53:15That's a relief.
00:53:20We came...
00:53:22about the money.
00:53:26What that walkin' cop say?
00:53:29They said they come about the money.
00:53:32Ask him what money, asshole.
00:53:35What money, asshole?
00:53:39Incredible.
00:53:40They're playin' games.
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Tell him you're gonna play games on his fuckin' head.
00:53:46I'm gonna play games on your fuckin' head.
00:53:49You must hate this warehouse.
00:53:52Cause it's gonna be a three-alarm job after tomorrow.
00:53:56Danny.
00:53:58Come here.
00:53:59What the hell are you doin'?
00:54:01I have no idea.
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:05Will I ask you?
00:54:06What the hell are you doin'?
00:54:09What the hell are you doin'?
00:54:10I have no idea.
00:54:12I don't know.
00:54:13I don't know.
00:54:14Well, I ask you.
00:54:15You wanna ask him?
00:54:16Okay.
00:54:20Ahem.
00:54:21Um...
00:54:22Mr. Skelton wants to know, how come he don't know you?
00:54:25Gee.
00:54:26Because I'm new?
00:54:28Because he's new?
00:54:29Tell him Lombino didn't say nothin' on me about no new bag man.
00:54:33Lombino didn't say nothin'.
00:54:35Mr. Lombino!
00:54:36Huh?
00:54:37Mr. Lombino!
00:54:38Since when does a wise guy like you deserve an explanation from a giant like Mr. Lombino?
00:54:46Mr. Lombino didn't say nothin' to Mr. Skelton about no new bag...
00:54:51All right, enough already, Johnny.
00:54:52Don't you see me standin' right here?
00:54:53Yeah, all right.
00:54:54I'm sorry.
00:54:55All right.
00:54:56What happened to Mario?
00:54:57Mario?
00:54:58Somebody dared him.
00:54:59So we threw Earl here out of a moving car.
00:55:04Same spot he done Johnny.
00:55:06You misloved that spot.
00:55:07The man is an animal.
00:55:08I'm sick.
00:55:09All right.
00:55:10I'll give you the money.
00:55:11As soon as I call Lomp, Mr. Lombino will check you out.
00:55:31Fine.
00:55:32Actually, perfect.
00:55:35I can hear Mr. Lombino now.
00:55:38Skelton just called me to check on Chip.
00:55:42Mr. Lombino, please.
00:55:44Skelton.
00:55:45I guess Chip wasn't so hot.
00:55:47I guess I'll have to put that animal, Mario, back on Skelton.
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Wait.
00:55:54Uncle Mike?
00:55:55Uncle Mike?
00:55:56Mr. Skelton, wait a minute.
00:55:57No, wait a minute.
00:55:58Wait a minute.
00:55:59We don't want Mario to come in here, the big bald giant with his stupid sunglasses, knocking
00:56:02everybody around for kicks.
00:56:03I mean, you know, nobody's stupid enough to do this for a few K.
00:56:06They gotta know that Mario's gonna come after them and pull out their livers.
00:56:09I mean, you know.
00:56:10I think that I might be right on this.
00:56:12So, you know.
00:56:13It's good.
00:56:14No.
00:56:15No.
00:56:16Yeah.
00:56:17What?
00:56:19Right off.
00:56:21Six thousand.
00:56:22Short shipment.
00:56:23Yeah.
00:56:24Fun or not?
00:56:25You know, when I first heard the rumors about Lombino being back in town I said, no way.
00:56:31No way. I mean, the man never leaves his, uh, haven in Nevada.
00:56:35But now that I see you, I know it must be true.
00:56:38He's come to put his house in order.
00:56:41And that's why the man is king.
00:56:43Drugs, protection, you name it, Lombino is king.
00:56:49Oh, tell him I said so.
00:56:51Yeah, anything that Lombino touches turns to gold.
00:56:54King Lombino, that's why he's the king, right?
00:56:58Tell him I said so.
00:56:59I will, John.
00:57:00Okay. See you later.
00:57:01All right. Take care of your head.
00:57:03Grim, Grim. I never thought we'd get out of there.
00:57:06Never. Oh, honey.
00:57:09Tell us his bed.
00:57:11You just ripped off the mob.
00:57:14You were born for this.
00:57:16Oh, Grim, it must be in your genes.
00:57:20This is lucky. Let's make this.
00:57:27I can make it. I can make it.
00:57:29I can make it. I can make it.
00:57:30I can't make it.
00:57:34I can't.
00:57:40Okay. I can make it.
00:57:43What's that smell?
00:57:56Used wine.
00:57:58Do you go to the airport?
00:57:59Near the airport.
00:58:00Great. We're on a roll.
00:58:03You have exact chains, right?
00:58:05Give him a hundred dollars.
00:58:06Hurry. Hurry.
00:58:09Hurry.
00:58:10That is an exact change.
00:58:14Have you looked back there?
00:58:17I don't think anybody's going to object.
00:58:19I look back there every night, friend.
00:58:22That's why I conduct my own affairs in a clean and hygienic fashion.
00:58:25I leave this stop in one minute and 45 seconds.
00:58:28Exact chains are off.
00:58:31All right. All right.
00:58:33Give me a minute. I'll go get change.
00:58:34I'll give you a minute and 28 seconds.
00:58:41Lewis.
00:58:43Can't you kneel?
00:58:44No.
00:58:45I can sit.
00:58:46You can't sit.
00:58:47Not that you pay the fare.
00:58:56I'm sorry.
00:58:57Hey, watch. Where are you going?
00:58:58I'm sorry. I was going the wrong way.
00:58:59Yeah.
00:59:00No problem.
00:59:00I just need some change.
00:59:10Hey, wait your turn.
00:59:11You have to buy something anyway.
00:59:2152 seconds.
00:59:3098 to 62.
00:59:33Owen, I need a can of Maxwell House.
00:59:36No, no.
00:59:37The, uh, the decaf over there.
00:59:41Curtis.
00:59:54Yeah.
00:59:55That's it.
00:59:55Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:00:13Oh, you're awfully sweet to do this.
01:00:16I can do it.
01:00:17He ain't going to make it.
01:00:34Oh.
01:00:3926 seconds.
01:00:40Oh.
01:00:40Get the hell out of here.
01:01:00Mario, no, no, no, no.
01:01:02How about this guy?
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:01:03Who is this?
01:01:03I can't look.
01:01:04Give him a phone number.
01:01:05That's him right there.
01:01:06That's him.
01:01:07I just didn't believe that.
01:01:09I just didn't believe that.
01:01:10You son of a bitch.
01:01:11One.
01:01:12Zero.
01:01:12That's it.
01:01:13All right.
01:01:13Wait.
01:01:14No.
01:01:15No, please.
01:01:15Wait.
01:01:17Come on.
01:01:18Ah.
01:01:20Get out of here.
01:01:22Come on.
01:01:22You can close the door.
01:01:23He's waiting for another party.
01:01:25The guy's a thief.
01:01:27Close the door.
01:01:28Let's go.
01:01:28Behind the white line.
01:01:29Let's go.
01:01:30He's still there.
01:01:32Let's go.
01:01:33Get out of here.
01:01:34Get out of here.
01:01:34Get out of here.
01:01:35Get out of here.
01:01:36Get out of here.
01:01:38Get out of here.
01:01:38Get out of here.
01:01:39Get out of here.
01:01:39Close out.
01:01:40He's got a thief.
01:01:40He stole something from me.
01:01:41I'm telling you.
01:01:42He's the one who jumped out of the camp.
01:01:43Yeah, that's the fucking stupid.
01:01:43My boss loves your job.
01:01:46How's it going, Ratzinger?
01:01:48Unbelievable.
01:01:49You know him?
01:01:50Mario Manetti.
01:01:52Bag man for Vince Lombino.
01:01:54Lombino?
01:01:54He's in Nevada, right?
01:01:56Uh, supposedly somewhere in Nevada.
01:01:59He got out just as I was about to call him.
01:02:01He still takes more out of this town in a day
01:02:04than a clown could get in a week.
01:02:06You're sure that's the guy that jumped from the cab?
01:02:09Yeah, but I need him, sir.
01:02:26Can I ask you a question?
01:02:33Get behind the white line.
01:02:35Oh, please. Oh, come on. Go. Just go.
01:02:40My mom used to do this.
01:02:43Just like this.
01:02:49You should have the kid, Phyllis.
01:02:53Funny you should say that.
01:02:56What?
01:03:01Really?
01:03:03Sit back.
01:03:05Well, Grim didn't tell me.
01:03:07Grim doesn't know.
01:03:08I didn't want to tell him till after the job.
01:03:11Well, tell him now.
01:03:14I'm not gonna tell him at all.
01:03:18Don't you love him?
01:03:26My sister always told me there's the type of guy you're crazy about.
01:03:34And there's the type you marry.
01:03:37Because if he's that exciting, you just can't trust him.
01:03:39But I told her, you can have both.
01:03:44And when I met Grim, I thought I did.
01:03:47But there's a limit.
01:03:48I mean, you said it yourself, Loomis.
01:03:52He's born for this.
01:03:54I'm just one of his gang now.
01:03:56Oh, God.
01:03:57With something I said, you're gonna let that influence you?
01:04:03Well, this is all my fault.
01:04:05Oh, no.
01:04:06Come here.
01:04:08Come here.
01:04:11Nothing's your fault.
01:04:14Except you honked the fucking horn.
01:04:16When you say near the airport, 0.48 miles.
01:04:21All right.
01:04:22When do we get there?
01:04:232,230 hours.
01:04:25When is that in human time?
01:04:2610.30.
01:04:2710.30.
01:04:28Say you had to walk it.
01:04:29Was that injured individual?
01:04:30Yes.
01:04:31I can't give you a precise figure on that.
01:04:32Come on.
01:04:33Make a guess.
01:04:3421 minutes.
01:04:38This isn't my usual route.
01:04:39My husband's in intensive care.
01:04:42You're gonna even that out, aren't you?
01:04:44Mind your own business.
01:04:46What do you say?
01:04:53Well, his estimate, which I'm prepared to accept,
01:04:56gets us to the terminal at 9 minutes of 11.
01:04:589 minutes?
01:04:59We'll have 9 months?
01:05:00Minutes?
01:05:01Huh?
01:05:03How come I've heard that name Lombino before?
01:05:05Oh, come on.
01:05:06You remember this guy.
01:05:07Shout out his brother's eyeball over a plate of Ferratiavolo sauce
01:05:10at Umberdo's?
01:05:11I can't believe our luck.
01:05:13To walk into his place all unsuspecting.
01:05:15His place?
01:05:16You've walked into his places all unsuspecting many, many times.
01:05:21He owns restaurants, bars, supermarkets.
01:05:24The man owns preschools in this town.
01:05:26Do you work for the clown or does he work for you?
01:05:33Does the clown work for Lombino, too?
01:05:36What clown?
01:05:37Oh, very convincing, Monetti.
01:05:39I guess we should apologize and let you go now.
01:05:42Yeah, right.
01:05:43Oh!
01:05:44Get up!
01:05:45Get up!
01:05:46Get up!
01:05:47Get up!
01:05:51He's in on it, sir.
01:05:52He wouldn't tell us a goddamn thing.
01:05:54You idiot.
01:05:55This man doesn't speak a word of English.
01:05:57Come on.
01:05:58Here.
01:05:59Relax, fella.
01:06:00Sit down.
01:06:01Sit down.
01:06:02Didn't I tell you to get me an interpreter?
01:06:06I thought you said interrogator.
01:06:09Blufthony.
01:06:10Blufthony.
01:06:11Blufthony.
01:06:12Blufthony.
01:06:13That's all he says.
01:06:14Get him a soda, will you?
01:06:17You probably left your own country to escape just this type of persecution.
01:06:21Damn it.
01:06:22Get me an interpreter.
01:06:23Don't you realize the robbers told this man their destination?
01:06:27But even if they did, sir, he wouldn't have understood a word of it.
01:06:30Besides, I don't even know what language he talks.
01:06:33Get me an interpreter!
01:06:37Here, fella.
01:06:38Drink that.
01:06:39All right.
01:06:44Who was the clown?
01:06:46Tell me now.
01:06:47What the hell is this, Ratzinger?
01:06:49Since when is it illegal to run for a bus?
01:06:52Blufthony.
01:06:53Blufthony.
01:06:54Blufthony.
01:06:57A bus?
01:06:58Yeah.
01:06:59Since when is that a crime?
01:07:01A bus?
01:07:02Blufthony.
01:07:03Blufthony.
01:07:04Blufthony.
01:07:07Blufthony?
01:07:09Blufthony.
01:07:11Blufthony.
01:07:16Blufthony.
01:07:18You're on a Blufthony.
01:07:20Blufthony.
01:07:34I don't have time for this.
01:07:36Driver, I'm a little disappointed in you.
01:07:46He wasn't really awake.
01:07:49Don't you think we should put him on formula?
01:07:53By the way, how do you feel about kids?
01:07:57How can you ask me that now?
01:08:00I'm sorry.
01:08:01I happen to think that the slammer is a bad environment for them.
01:08:08Hey, don't pop a stitch, will you? We're on our way to the airport.
01:08:11Near the airport.
01:08:12Well, Loomis is asleep. He can't do anything wrong.
01:08:14Oh, except blurt out a total confession.
01:08:16You think that's gonna matter here?
01:08:18Come on, relax. We're home free.
01:08:23Bryn, I'm not coming with you.
01:08:29What?
01:08:31Oh!
01:08:33Ah!
01:08:36Oh!
01:08:39No, son. I don't have time for this.
01:08:42You poor son of a bitch. Come here.
01:08:44Come on. Come on. I've got a schedule to keep.
01:08:47What can I do to help?
01:08:49Behind the white line!
01:08:50Listen, I'll pay his fare.
01:08:52Fine. You have exact change? You better get some help.
01:08:55You're becoming Ralph Cramden's evil twin.
01:08:57All right. Come on. Come on.
01:08:59Here, look. Come on.
01:09:00Come on.
01:09:01There's $6,000 in her, okay? Come on.
01:09:02It's real.
01:09:03I know how this city degrades the individual.
01:09:05It is appalling.
01:09:06Come on.
01:09:07Take this and start a new life for yourselves.
01:09:09Somewhere off this bus, okay?
01:09:12Come on, okay?
01:09:13You're gonna break your guitar.
01:09:14Come on. All right.
01:09:15There you go.
01:09:16Come on.
01:09:17We got a schedule.
01:09:18Come on.
01:09:19Let's go.
01:09:20Come on.
01:09:22We will quietly pull over and board all number nine buses.
01:09:25We do not want another hot-tick situation.
01:09:26We do not want another hot-tick situation.
01:09:27We do not want another hot-tick situation.
01:09:28We do not want another hot-tick situation.
01:09:29Is this the kind of person that you are?
01:09:30We lose a little bit of time and all of a sudden it's every girl for herself.
01:09:46Yeah, that's me.
01:09:48Well, if you stay behind, you're gonna get caught.
01:09:52I'll take my chances.
01:09:54Why don't you tell me what I've done?
01:09:57What is it that you want?
01:09:59I just want you to leave me alone.
01:10:01Move it!
01:10:03Today!
01:10:16Now, I'll stay with you a little while longer.
01:10:29Flores!
01:10:31Flores para los muertos!
01:10:36Flores!
01:10:37The thing is, Lumis, we lost a little time back there on the bus.
01:10:41Do you think you can walk any faster?
01:10:43I'm sorry, Grim.
01:10:45I can't.
01:10:47You're not gonna hit me again now, are you?
01:10:50Nobody's gonna hurt you.
01:10:52Hit you again? I haven't hit anybody since I was nine.
01:10:54Yeah, but it was me you hit.
01:10:56You threatened him, and he's been through a lot.
01:10:59Oh, are you still here?
01:11:01Just promise him.
01:11:03I promise.
01:11:05Flores!
01:11:08Flores para los muertos!
01:11:12Flores!
01:11:15Was that our plane?
01:11:21No, no, if it were our plane, it'd be crashing.
01:11:25Where is the airport?
01:11:27How far?
01:11:30Flores!
01:11:33Flores!
01:11:34Flores!
01:11:37Flores para los muertos!
01:11:40Los muertos!
01:11:42Los muertos!
01:11:44There must be a lot of competition for that corner.
01:11:51Man, thank God she's not too symbolic or anything.
01:11:54What does it mean, anyway, Grim?
01:11:56Flores twirlos mordos.
01:11:58I sure couldn't tell you.
01:12:00You know, Grim.
01:12:01It means flowers for the dead.
01:12:07Oh, God!
01:12:09We're all gonna die!
01:12:14Give him a moment. He's getting his second wind.
01:12:39Wait a minute. Phyllis can't ride on that thing.
01:12:41Not on her condition.
01:12:52Hold on to your transfer. You need a transfer to reward.
01:12:54Hold on to your transfer. You need a transfer to reward.
01:12:56Hold on to your transfer. You need a transfer to reward.
01:12:58Hold on to your transfer. You need a transfer to reward.
01:13:00Move right along. Hold on to your transfer.
01:13:02You need a transfer to reward.
01:13:04Hold right... There you go. Move right along.
01:13:06Chief, you're gonna want to hear this one, Mike. You got something?
01:13:08You're damn right I do.
01:13:20We're going to the airport. I'm taking your car.
01:13:22I need him to make an ID.
01:13:36You mean you weren't even gonna tell me?
01:13:39I wanted to, Graham. But when? Before the bank?
01:13:43Just to add some pressure?
01:13:45And what about after?
01:13:47I tried to tell you several times.
01:13:50But you were too busy being complete.
01:13:52Graham, I gotta get this money off my body.
01:13:55Don't worry. We'll get you a duffel bag or something
01:13:58after we get past the x-ray machines.
01:14:02How many months?
01:14:03Phyllis, please.
01:14:07They haven't boarded yet.
01:14:09Let them board. That means they'll have passed the metal detectors.
01:14:12They'll be trapped and unarmed.
01:14:14I'll make the arrests on board, quietly and alone,
01:14:17before they even know what's happening.
01:14:19It's my baby, too.
01:14:20Jesus, Walt. This is a fairly young guy.
01:14:23I've got trained anti-terrorist squads
01:14:26who are prepared to deal with this kind of thing.
01:14:28I want this. Frankly, I need it.
01:14:32I need it after today.
01:14:34Thank you, Roy.
01:14:35Got it.
01:14:37All right.
01:14:38Roy's gonna get us the duffel bag, a wheelchair,
01:14:40and some skis on a lost luggage to cover your lip.
01:14:43Did you give him a couple of bucks?
01:14:44Yeah, try 1,200.
01:14:46Scary, but Roy's sixth sense told him we were in some kind of jam.
01:14:49ESP exists, Graham. It proved easier.
01:14:51Yeah, you picking up anything from me right now, pal?
01:14:53All right, I'm going in to get these boarding passes.
01:14:55Am I gonna see you in there?
01:14:57I'll make sure the amazing Kreskin gets inside.
01:15:00Good.
01:15:03Now what?
01:15:08Hey, clown!
01:15:12Get the hell back in line.
01:15:14I just have one question.
01:15:16Uh, is there a problem, sir?
01:15:18Too many passengers, I'm afraid.
01:15:20Yeah, you'd better be afraid.
01:15:22Nobody does this to Russ Crane.
01:15:24Nobody does this to Mrs. Russ Crane,
01:15:26you glorified stewardess, you!
01:15:29What's the matter with you?
01:15:30You afraid to do a man's job?
01:15:32Right through there.
01:15:34Name, please?
01:15:35Oh, thank you.
01:15:36Yes, Grim.
01:15:37Yes, Grim?
01:16:08All right, the cops are looking for two men and a woman, so let's split up.
01:16:15Okay, I'll say goodbye now.
01:16:18Are you crazy?
01:16:19I'm sorry, do you think this is easy?
01:16:21Just what did I do tonight that you didn't do?
01:16:23You turned into Jimmy Cagney.
01:16:25That bank was just a springboard for you.
01:16:28You know, you ripped off the mob, you bribed Roy.
01:16:31You managed to totally demoralize that guy Edison, and he had the gun.
01:16:35You stole that watch.
01:16:36I bought the watch.
01:16:38And the Edisons are going to have better sex than they've had since Altamont.
01:16:42But whatever I did, I did it so that we could all leave here together.
01:16:47Do you think I should just be a bumbling idiot?
01:16:50I just think you're not going to be able to go back to being what you were.
01:16:53I'm not going back.
01:16:55I'm going to Martinique with a million bucks taped to my butt.
01:16:58Unless you keep screwing around, in which case I'm going to jail, and we all are.
01:17:02Grandma, I'm thinking of the baby.
01:17:04He'll be about three when you get out.
01:17:06Those foster families are great.
01:17:07Unless you get a mercenary or a religious nut, and he'll be able to visit you, and you'll
01:17:11be able to show him how to make license plates.
01:17:13Jesus.
01:17:14Thank God you're reaching out to me with love and understanding, instead of just trying
01:17:18to scare me.
01:17:19It's all I have time for.
01:17:23Now, one of us has to take the rumors and push them.
01:17:26Why don't you?
01:17:27The men's room, Grim.
01:17:30I'm going to freak you out if I don't get this money off me.
01:17:33Shit.
01:17:37Meet me on the plane in two minutes, okay?
01:17:43Please.
01:17:43You were hard on her.
01:18:00It was the only way to make sure in the time of audit.
01:18:03Maybe you should have told her you loved her.
01:18:05Maybe that was the way to make sure.
01:18:08Oh, Jesus, Lewis.
01:18:10Now you do, William.
01:18:11Help me zip this up.
01:18:39Oh, you people can keep this city.
01:18:56Bye.
01:18:57You think you're late enough?
01:18:59Well, you must be from around here.
01:19:00Well, we'll just go and have a great time anyway, huh?
01:19:18Right, Grim.
01:19:21Oh, this was not my idea.
01:19:24This was not the plan.
01:19:25I'm sorry, Grim.
01:19:41Give me three minutes before you come in.
01:19:43Got you.
01:19:44You go.
01:19:44Just promise me you see a doctor as soon as you get there, okay?
01:19:47No.
01:19:49We were all gonna go together.
01:19:52Hey, you two with the, uh, mileage upgrades.
01:19:56Sit down.
01:19:58You believe the filth that they let in the first?
01:20:01Do you mind?
01:20:03Come here, Lewis.
01:20:05Look, Hitch, I mean, you have to get away now.
01:20:09When I find Phyllis...
01:20:10If I find Phyllis.
01:20:13Yeah, I mind.
01:20:15You goddamn strap hangers are ruining Mrs. Crane's beverage service.
01:20:21You okay, baby?
01:20:23Your Bloody Mary's not too, uh, spicy, is it?
01:20:26Yeah.
01:20:27That's my burden.
01:20:31See you soon.
01:20:33Get a tan.
01:20:35Moisturize before you peel.
01:20:36Oh, wait, Grim, now we can find her together.
01:20:44Oh, look.
01:20:47It's...
01:20:47I hate to do this to you, babe.
01:20:50You'll never take me alive, rat singer.
01:20:52Save yourself the disgrace, Lombino.
01:20:54It's the king.
01:20:55Vince, you fucking boy.
01:20:57He's coming for the king.
01:20:58You snake.
01:20:59Even if you get past me, there are 50 cops waiting outside that door.
01:21:02Look.
01:21:04Oh, no.
01:21:06All right, rat singer.
01:21:09All right, rat singer.
01:21:11Still got another minute.
01:21:19Hey.
01:21:21As we prepare for departure, he asks that you pay close attention to the final number of information.
01:21:26All of your hands are higher.
01:21:29How can you hit him with something else?
01:21:31I'm hearing it.
01:21:32Or in the enclosed, open your heart rate.
01:21:34Leave it all all over here.
01:21:36Thank God.
01:21:38Okay.
01:21:40I fit it with Mario, Vinny.
01:21:43When you were playing cards with your stinking Boomba.
01:21:48Nobody does this to Mrs. Ross Crane.
01:21:50Ah!
01:21:51Quit thinking, you man.
01:21:54Thicker, Vinny.
01:21:55It's thicker than his neck and a lot more powerful.
01:21:58Phyllis.
01:22:19Phyllis.
01:22:20Phyllis, they just caught this guy.
01:22:22They really caught him.
01:22:23All right.
01:22:25And Slonvino.
01:22:26A.K.A. Russ Crane.
01:22:28You're under arrest.
01:22:30The kinds of murder in the first degree.
01:22:31Murder in the second degree.
01:22:32Arson.
01:22:33Pandering.
01:22:34Sale of weapons.
01:22:35Polonious assault.
01:22:36Blackmail.
01:22:37Use of spouse as a shield.
01:22:46Hey, Mario.
01:22:46How come you squealed?
01:22:48Tough guy.
01:22:48Screw you.
01:22:49That's him.
01:23:02Tell him about me.
01:23:03Say now.
01:23:04It don't matter what he said.
01:23:05No.
01:23:05No.
01:23:06No.
01:23:06No.
01:23:07No.
01:23:07No.
01:23:07No.
01:23:08No.
01:23:08No.
01:23:09No.
01:23:09No.
01:23:10No.
01:23:10No.
01:23:11No.
01:23:11No.
01:23:12No.
01:23:12No.
01:23:13No.
01:23:13No.
01:23:14No.
01:23:14No.
01:23:15No.
01:23:15No.
01:23:16No.
01:23:16No.
01:23:17No.
01:23:17Hey, hold it, my friend.
01:23:30Thanks for the assist.
01:23:31No problem.
01:23:33I'd like to give you a commendation.
01:23:35What's your name and address?
01:23:37Oh, that's great.
01:23:39Dan.
01:23:40Dan.
01:23:40Czapowski, with a S-K-I ending.
01:23:45Dan, it's 111 Historia Boulevard, Queens, New York.
01:23:50111-01.
01:23:55OK, Dan.
01:23:57Wish there were more like you.
01:23:59Don't say that.
01:24:01Come on, James.
01:24:15Hey, it's Red Saga.
01:24:17Chief, you've been running for mayor?
01:24:18Chief, you've been running for mayor?
01:24:19Chief, is this the greatest thing in your career?
01:24:21Hey, who the hell called these guys?
01:24:22I didn't, sir.
01:24:23Hey, remember, we've got to commend this Kipowski.
01:24:28I mean, Chipowski.
01:24:31Well, capo.
01:24:32Hi.
01:24:33Hey, remember, we've got to commend this Kipowski.
01:24:36I mean, Chipowski.
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