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  • 11/06/2025
An orphan raised by nuns (Lilyan Chauvin, Gilmer McCormick) grows up to be a killer toy-store Santa Claus.
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00:03:17I'm surprised tonight.
00:03:19Can you just find this place?
00:03:24Del is always one of my favorites.
00:03:26Give us a call.
00:03:27He can't see something special.
00:03:29We haven't played for you yet.
00:03:47I've had your father brought to the recreation room.
00:04:04Right this way.
00:04:14Dad?
00:04:17Can you hear me?
00:04:21It's me, Dad, Jimmy.
00:04:27Dad.
00:04:28It's Ellie.
00:04:32We have Billy here and little Ricky, too.
00:04:34Why doesn't Grandpa say something?
00:04:36He doesn't hear us, honey.
00:04:38He doesn't even know we're here.
00:04:40Then what did we come for?
00:04:42Billy.
00:04:44Shh.
00:04:45He's gotten so much worse.
00:04:48I have your father's records, Mr. Chapman.
00:04:50We can review them in my office.
00:04:52Wait right here, okay, honey?
00:04:55Daddy and I are going to be right back.
00:05:03Don't worry. Grandpa's not going to hurt you.
00:05:06Grandpa?
00:05:23Grandpa?
00:05:27Mom?
00:05:28Shh.
00:05:29What do you want her for?
00:05:33She can't help you?
00:05:34Nobody can.
00:05:38You're scared, ain't you?
00:05:42You should be.
00:05:44Christmas Eve is the scariest damn night of the year.
00:05:49I'll be scared, too.
00:05:50I'll be scared, too, if ours is you.
00:05:53You know what happens at Christmas Eve, don't you?
00:06:00You know all about Santa Claus.
00:06:04He brings presents to all good boys and girls.
00:06:06Your daddy told you that, didn't he?
00:06:12Well, I'll tell you something.
00:06:15Santa Claus only brings presents
00:06:18to them that's been good all year.
00:06:23To the ones that ain't done nothing naughty.
00:06:27Naughty.
00:06:29All the other ones.
00:06:32All the naughty ones.
00:06:35He punishes.
00:06:41What about you, boy?
00:06:46You been good all year?
00:06:53You see Santa Claus tonight?
00:06:55You better run, boy.
00:06:58You better run for your life.
00:07:01Time to go home, Billy.
00:07:05Dad.
00:07:07We have to go now.
00:07:09We'll, um, come back and see you soon.
00:07:12I'll go home, Billy.
00:07:15Dad.
00:07:19We have to go now.
00:07:21We'll, um, come back and see you soon.
00:07:23Come on, son.
00:07:25I'll be good from now on, I promise.
00:07:29Mommy, were you ever naughty when you were little?
00:07:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:36Mommy, were you ever naughty when you were little?
00:07:37Oh, once or twice.
00:07:38Did Santa Claus ever punish you?
00:07:39Where did you get an idea like that, hon?
00:07:40Grandpa.
00:07:41Grandpa?
00:07:42Grandpa.
00:07:43Grandpa.
00:07:44Grandpa.
00:07:45Grandpa.
00:07:46Grandpa said Santa Claus was gonna punish me.
00:07:48Do you think Dad could've talked to him?
00:07:49I don't see why Billy would lie.
00:07:51Maybe we ought to call Dr. Conway.
00:07:52you're a little? Once or twice. Did Santa Claus ever punish you? Where did you get an idea like
00:08:02that, hon? Grandpa. Grandpa? Grandpa said Santa Claus was going to punish me. You think Dad could
00:08:11have talked to him? I don't see why Billy would lie. Maybe we ought to call Dr. Conway. I don't
00:08:19want him to come. I'm scared. Of who, honey? Santa Claus. Honey, there's nothing to be scared
00:08:25of. Grandpa said Santa Claus was going to punish me. Billy, calm down. Grandpa is nothing
00:08:33but a crazy old fool. Mommy, you shouldn't have said that. It's naughty to say bad things
00:08:41about our old people. Santa Claus will punish you.
00:08:51Well, ho, ho, ho. I don't get enough of this shit on the radio and it has to come into my
00:08:55store now. What's the matter? You don't like Santa Claus? It's good for business, bad for
00:09:01my stomach. A lot of phony sentiments, you know what I'm saying? What charity are you
00:09:07with? What the hell are you doing that for? I'm holding you up, asshole. Put the money
00:09:13in the bag. So it's not all phony sentiment, is it? A lot of it's genuine greed. I'll hide
00:09:21you.
00:09:37Thirty-one bucks. Merry fucking Christmas.
00:09:54Steve Carlson here at KLOX FM, where the temperature this Christmas Eve is still holding in there
00:10:00at 21 degrees at 7 o'clock. Well, we hope Santa is dressed warm tonight, don't we?
00:10:06Santa's watching, Santa's waiting. Christmas Eve is slowly fading. Can you hear him?
00:10:17Do it in the night. Close the door.
00:10:21How's it going on?
00:10:24A lot of ways to go in.
00:10:31What's that?
00:10:32Hmm?
00:10:32I thought I saw something out there on the road.
00:10:37There it is again, see?
00:10:40There's something up there, all right.
00:10:42What would anybody be doing stuck out here in the middle of the...
00:10:46Hey, do you see what I think?
00:10:50He must be on his way to a party.
00:10:54Do you think we should wake up Billy?
00:10:58Santa Claus!
00:10:58Looks like you get to see him tonight after all, Billy.
00:11:01No, Daddy, I don't want to see him. Keep going. Don't stop.
00:11:14Need a ride, Santa Claus?
00:11:15Oh, no, not exactly.
00:11:17What's the problem?
00:11:18Oh, there's no problem. It's just that I ran into a little bit of lousy luck.
00:11:22Jump! Go!
00:11:50Jump!
00:11:50Help!
00:11:58Help!
00:12:01Stop!
00:12:11Help me!
00:12:14Help me!
00:12:15Stop it.
00:12:16It's not easy!
00:12:18Help me! Help me!
00:12:20Help me!
00:12:22Help me!
00:12:39Come on!
00:12:48Hey, you little bastard!
00:13:18Little baby, pretty baby
00:13:25Ooh, sweet little baby
00:13:36All right, now, who's next?
00:13:39Oh, yes. We haven't seen your drawing yet, have we?
00:13:44Billy, Billy, answer me.
00:13:51Okay.
00:13:52Let's go, Billy. Come on up here.
00:13:55Put your drawing up on the board with the others.
00:14:00You put it in place and I'll put the tape on it.
00:14:03Ah! Sister, look!
00:14:07Billy, take that down!
00:14:10Young man, you go find Mother Superior and you show her what you've done.
00:14:15March!
00:14:25Explain this, will you?
00:14:27I'm sorry, Mother Superior.
00:14:30Are you? I don't think so.
00:14:34But you will be.
00:14:36You will learn what it is to be sorry.
00:14:38Now go to your room and stay there.
00:14:40Yes, Mother Superior.
00:14:42Until I tell you to come out.
00:14:52You finally have what you've been asking for, Mother Superior.
00:14:56Proof.
00:14:58Of what, Sister Margaret?
00:14:59What I've been saying.
00:15:01That it's all still inside him.
00:15:04All that terrible violence he saw.
00:15:07His drawing clearly shows that.
00:15:09I am not interested in what you think.
00:15:12I thought you finally understood that.
00:15:16Simply because something unfortunate happened to his parents,
00:15:19which he knows nothing about,
00:15:21is no reason to allow him to run wild.
00:15:24He must be taught.
00:15:25But the memory is still there, Mother Superior, waiting to come out.
00:15:31And if it does,
00:15:33and if he has received proper training,
00:15:35he will know how to cope with it.
00:15:37But if he keeps going on like this much longer,
00:15:39it may be too late.
00:15:42It seems to get worse for him every Christmas.
00:15:46Well...
00:15:49Won't go on any longer.
00:15:51I will take charge of that child personally.
00:15:53He needs help, Mother Superior.
00:15:58He'll get it.
00:16:03Good day, Sister.
00:16:08Good day, Mother Superior.
00:16:09Let's go outta here.
00:16:10Good day, Mother Superior.
00:16:11Here you...
00:16:15You leave the hatch for dead,
00:16:17He's not working.
00:16:18The found in San Francisco.
00:16:19The one who must have fallen,
00:16:21born in San Francisco theban.
00:16:22Is that room simply passed away?
00:16:25The one who has to get away from my mum?
00:16:27It wasn't Michael for including a mum.
00:16:28Everything was there...
00:16:30The family has to be liked...
00:16:31What are you doing?
00:16:32I have never seen the集,
00:16:34Walking out!
00:16:35Love standing!
00:16:36I think you've been locked away up here long enough.
00:16:48Why don't you come out and help us build our snowmaine?
00:16:51I can't.
00:16:56Look, Billy.
00:16:58Mother Superior only wants what's best for you.
00:17:01And I think what's best for you is to come out and play with the other children, okay?
00:17:06Yes, sister.
00:17:09Okay.
00:17:36Okay.
00:17:39Okay.
00:19:13Take your punishment.
00:19:15Devil!
00:19:16Take him!
00:19:18Take him!
00:19:19Take him!
00:19:20Take him!
00:19:21Take him!
00:19:22Take him!
00:19:23Take him!
00:19:24Take him!
00:19:25Take him!
00:19:26Take him!
00:19:28Take him!
00:19:29William!
00:19:30William!
00:19:35Don't blame him, Mother Superior.
00:19:36I told him he could come out.
00:19:37Stay out of this, this is Margaret.
00:19:38William, come here.
00:19:39William, come here.
00:19:40Billy, what's wrong?
00:19:42Your brother's in that case, that's what's wrong.
00:19:44No, he's not!
00:19:45Take it back!
00:19:46Boys!
00:19:47What did you see upstairs, William?
00:19:48Nothing, Mother Superior.
00:19:49Do you know what they were doing?
00:19:50No, Mother Superior.
00:19:52Good.
00:19:53What they were doing was something very, very naughty.
00:19:55They thought they could do it without being caught.
00:19:56But when we do something naughty, we are always caught.
00:19:58And then we are punished.
00:19:59Punishment is absolute.
00:20:02Punishment is absolute.
00:20:04Punishment is absolute.
00:20:07Punishment is absolute.
00:20:10Punishment is good.
00:20:11Yes, Mother Superior.
00:20:12Yes, Mother Superior.
00:20:13You left your room, William.
00:20:14Yes, Mother Superior.
00:20:15Very, very naughty.
00:20:16Very naughty.
00:20:38You left your room, William.
00:20:40Yes, Mother Superior.
00:20:42Now go to bed and stay there.
00:21:12Now go to bed.
00:21:24Now go to bed.
00:21:28Oh, my God.
00:21:58Mom!
00:22:28Please, let me up.
00:22:36Sister Margaret.
00:22:41Put me out.
00:22:42Leave him alone.
00:22:42Please, let me up.
00:22:44Please, let me out.
00:22:46Sister Margaret.
00:22:49Let me out of here.
00:22:55Let me out.
00:22:56Let me out.
00:22:58Let me out.
00:23:01Sister Margaret.
00:23:04Let me out of here.
00:23:06Please, let me out.
00:23:09Oh.
00:23:14Sister Margaret.
00:23:22I see nothing but breathe.
00:23:23There should be gratitude.
00:23:24I see nothing but you.
00:23:35Are you ready to behave properly, William?
00:23:39Yes, Mother's there.
00:23:41Good.
00:23:42Go find your present.
00:23:43you will have no more trouble with him you will see how well my methods work
00:23:56of course he'll improve once christmas is over he always does well it isn't over sister margaret
00:24:07we still have our annual christmas visit from santa claus
00:24:10william will sit on santa claus lap and behave
00:24:15you'll see
00:24:17no no no no no
00:24:36you will learn gratitude
00:24:43say thank you to santa claus
00:24:45no no
00:24:46billy billy
00:24:58what the hell's wrong with that kid
00:25:04i'm sorry
00:25:13i didn't mean to be naughty
00:25:17don't punish me
00:25:20please
00:25:21william
00:25:29please mr sims every store in town has turned us down there must be some job you can give this boy
00:25:40why he just turned i'm sorry sister but i only have one job open and it's for a man
00:25:47not for a boy it's in the stock room hauling crates it's just not a job for a kid
00:25:53i suppose not
00:25:55sorry i couldn't help
00:25:57well you wouldn't expect some kid to haul heavy crates all day long would you
00:26:02glad you understand
00:26:04well here's billy now maybe you'd like to meet him that's not necessary billy billy meet mr sims
00:26:20oh well uh um i'm always happy to help the church sister
00:26:30he starts monday morning nine o'clock sharp
00:26:33i'm looking for the warm side of the door
00:26:53where the fire's bright
00:26:56and it's burning every night
00:27:03everybody will be there
00:27:09and they'll be smiling at me
00:27:13and i won't need no more
00:27:15on the warm side of the door
00:27:24my brother's there
00:27:27on the warm side of the door
00:27:33oh
00:27:34he'll call to me
00:27:35call to me
00:27:38the way he did before
00:27:45there'll be thunder and lightning
00:27:51but we're safe and sound
00:27:54and i won't need no more
00:27:57On the warm side of the door
00:28:00There's always people who love you
00:28:07That will kiss you and hug you
00:28:09And it's always Christmas
00:28:12On the warm side of the door
00:28:16There's always people who love you
00:28:22That will kiss you and hug you
00:28:25And it's always Christmas
00:28:27On the warm side of the door
00:28:31There's always people who love you
00:28:37That will kiss you and hug you
00:28:40And it's always Christmas
00:28:43On the warm side of the door
00:28:55So what the fuck you think you're doing now?
00:28:59You shouldn't talk like that
00:29:02Oh, well excuse me, Ann Landers
00:29:05You know, what is it with you lately, Billy?
00:29:09Nothing
00:29:09You know, I'm gonna level with you
00:29:12When you came here a couple of months ago
00:29:14You were an all right kid
00:29:15But all of a sudden you got this fucking attitude problem
00:29:18Snapping at me all the time
00:29:20You're staring off into space like some moon goon
00:29:23Will you just, just leave me alone, all right?
00:29:25When I leave you alone, asshole
00:29:27None of your fucking work gets done
00:29:29Look, I don't care about my fucking work
00:29:32Oh, is that so wise, ass?
00:29:34Look, just leave me alone
00:29:36Merry Christmas, everyone
00:29:45Merry Christmas
00:29:48Come here, you little bastard
00:29:54Hello?
00:30:04Are you all right, Billy?
00:30:06Yeah
00:30:07Yeah, I, uh
00:30:09You don't look so good
00:30:11No, I'm, I'm fine
00:30:13Really, I
00:30:14Don't worry about this stuff
00:30:20I'll straighten it up for you, okay?
00:30:25Are you sure you're all right, Billy?
00:30:27Yeah
00:30:28Yeah, I
00:30:29Never felt better in my life
00:30:32Billy, are you sure you're all right?
00:30:41Never felt better in my life
00:30:45Never felt better in my life
00:30:45Never felt better in my life
00:30:45Never felt better in my life
00:30:45Never felt better in my life
00:30:45Never felt better in my life
00:30:47Never felt better in my life
00:30:47Never felt better in my life
00:30:48Never felt better in my life
00:30:49Never felt better in my life
00:30:50Never felt better in my life
00:30:51Never felt better in my life
00:30:52Never felt better in my life
00:30:53Never felt better in my life
00:32:01Be good.
00:32:03I don't mean to be naughty.
00:32:05I'm sorry.
00:32:06Don't punish me.
00:32:08Don't punish me.
00:32:10Please.
00:32:11Christmas Eve.
00:32:22Only one more day and this Christmas crap is history.
00:32:25I hate to ruin your party mood, Mr. Sims, but a teensy problem has arisen personnel-wise.
00:32:30Well, do something about it, solution-wise.
00:32:33It ain't that simple, Mr. Sims.
00:32:36I just got a call from one of the employees.
00:32:38Seems he went ice skating last night and broke his ankle.
00:32:41He'll be out for the remainder of the season.
00:32:44Lucky him.
00:32:46Call the temporary agency and get a replacement.
00:32:50Do I have to think of everything around here?
00:32:52Well, then, think of this.
00:32:54The agency's only got women.
00:32:57This job requires a person of the male persuasion.
00:33:00Oh.
00:33:03A big, fat, jolly one.
00:33:06You receiving me?
00:33:08Oh, no.
00:33:09Oh, ho, ho.
00:33:10You all pull another disappearing act like yesterday, Billy, and I'm going to go straight to Sims.
00:33:18I don't think you realize this, but I'm giving you a break.
00:33:22That's a hell of a lot more than he'll do.
00:33:25Sims is nobody's friend.
00:33:27Remember that.
00:33:29Ah, Mr. Sims.
00:33:30Billy boy.
00:33:31How are you?
00:33:33I've been meaning to come around and see how you're enjoying yourself.
00:33:38Well, everything okay?
00:33:41Uh, yeah.
00:33:42Yes, fine.
00:33:43Everything's fine, Mr. Sims.
00:33:45Good, good, good boy.
00:33:48Ah, listen, Bill.
00:33:49The reason I dropped by, I've got a little problem maybe you could help me with.
00:33:56I mean, if you'd like to.
00:33:59Of course, Mr. Sims.
00:34:01Anything you want.
00:34:02You just tell me what it is and I'll be glad to help out.
00:34:05Good.
00:34:06Good boy.
00:34:07That's very good.
00:34:11Very realistic.
00:34:13Isn't it, Mrs. Randall?
00:34:14He's definitely fat and jolly.
00:34:17Take a closer look at yourself in the mirror, Billy.
00:34:21And just remember, be jolly.
00:34:25Lots of, uh, ho, ho, ho.
00:34:27Try not to scare the little bastards.
00:34:30Sometimes they cry their heads off.
00:34:33I guess they think the old guy's scary.
00:34:35Silly, isn't he?
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:40Silly.
00:34:41Stop it.
00:34:52Please stop it.
00:34:54What's the matter with you?
00:34:56Please.
00:34:58Stop it.
00:34:59Please stop it.
00:35:02What's the matter with you?
00:35:04Stop it.
00:35:04Stop kicking.
00:35:05Do you have any idea what you're doing?
00:35:11You're being naughty.
00:35:13Right on Santa's lap.
00:35:15I don't bring toys to naughty children.
00:35:18I punish them.
00:35:20Severely.
00:35:23That's right.
00:35:25Stop it.
00:35:27Or I'll have to punish you.
00:35:29He sure knows how to handle kids.
00:35:33He's great, isn't he?
00:35:44Mommy!
00:35:54I'm coming, I'm coming.
00:35:55Christ, keep your head on.
00:35:57Stock room, Andy speaking.
00:36:01Who?
00:36:04No, no.
00:36:04Billy, don't work back here no more.
00:36:07Sure, sure.
00:36:08I can tell you his new job.
00:36:10Ho, ho, ho.
00:36:12He's playing Santa Claus for a bunch of snot-nosed kids.
00:36:27Seven o'clock.
00:36:43It's over.
00:36:44Time to get shit-faced.
00:36:46Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:36:47Merry Christmas, Helen.
00:36:58How about a cheap drill?
00:37:00Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:37:08Santa Claus, come join the party.
00:37:09Santa Claus, come on over here.
00:37:18There you go, there you go, there you go.
00:37:23Drink up.
00:37:32Stick with me, kids.
00:37:34By the time this party's over,
00:37:36you'll think you are Santa Claus.
00:37:38We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:37:51We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:37:54We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:37:57And a Happy New Year
00:38:00Good tidings for you
00:38:03Wherever you are
00:38:06We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:38:08We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:38:09And a Happy New Year
00:38:13We wish you a Merry Christmas
00:38:15Hey!
00:38:40Hey, Santa Claus!
00:38:42Hey, what you doing, huh?
00:38:47I was, uh...
00:38:51thinking about my parents.
00:38:53Oh, good, good!
00:38:55That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
00:38:58A boy should think about his parents at Christmas.
00:39:02Good boy.
00:39:03They're dead.
00:39:05Holy God!
00:39:08Oh, I'm sorry, I...
00:39:11I forgot, I'm sorry.
00:39:15Hey, Santa!
00:39:17Santa, you better sober up.
00:39:20You got a long night ahead of you.
00:39:26Huh?
00:39:27Well, you remember what Santa Claus does on Christmas Eve, don't you?
00:39:34Yeah.
00:39:36Yeah, I know what he does.
00:39:39Better get it started.
00:39:43Hey, better get it started.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:52Fucking party's dead anyway.
00:39:56Ah!
00:39:58Go get him, Santa!
00:40:00Go get him!
00:40:15You got me a present, Andy.
00:40:30I don't see why you just don't bring it out there where everybody can see it.
00:40:34Pammie, this, uh...
00:40:35This particular present really isn't for everybody to see.
00:40:38It's something I've been wanting to give you for a long time.
00:40:42Come on, it's just right back there.
00:40:43Hey...
00:40:45Trust me, huh?
00:40:47You are gonna love it.
00:40:49Oh, come on, it's just right back there.
00:40:51Hey...
00:40:53Trust me, huh?
00:40:54You are gonna love it.
00:41:03Come on.
00:41:13Santa's watching. Santa's creeping.
00:41:17And you're nodding now.
00:41:19Now you're sleeping.
00:41:21Were you good for Mom and Dad?
00:41:25Santa knows if you've been packed.
00:41:29There might be a treat for you in Santa's bag of toys.
00:41:36But Christmas won't be fun and games for naughty girls and boys.
00:41:45Oh, Santa's watching.
00:41:49Santa's waiting.
00:41:52Christmas Eve is slowly fading.
00:41:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:59In the night, close the door.
00:42:03Turned out, my friend.
00:42:06Santa's creeping.
00:42:09Now you're nodding.
00:42:11Now you're sleeping.
00:42:13Were you good for Mom and Dad?
00:42:16Don't do that...
00:42:17Stop it.
00:42:19Come on, don't do that...
00:42:20Don't do that.
00:42:22Stop it.
00:42:24Come on, don't do that, Andy.
00:42:26Come on, don't do that, Andy.
00:42:28Andy.
00:42:30Come on, no.
00:42:32No.
00:42:33Don't do that.
00:42:35Come on, let's go back now.
00:42:37Andy, stop it.
00:42:38Stop it.
00:42:40Please, Andy, no.
00:42:42Come on, let's go back.
00:42:45No! No!
00:42:57You goddamn little bitch.
00:43:01No!
00:43:06No!
00:43:08No!
00:43:14No!
00:43:21No!
00:43:27Where are you, you little bastard?
00:43:31No!
00:43:34No!
00:43:35No!
00:43:36No!
00:43:37Please!
00:43:38No!
00:43:39No!
00:43:40No!
00:43:41No!
00:43:43No!
00:43:44Come on!
00:43:47No!
00:43:48No!
00:43:50No!
00:43:52No!
00:43:55Oh, my God.
00:44:25Oh, my God.
00:44:55Oh, my God.
00:45:09You're crazy.
00:45:17Oh, stop it, Pamela.
00:45:20You bastard.
00:45:22You're crazy.
00:45:23Get the hell away from me.
00:45:29Did you hear something?
00:45:33I don't hear anything, Mr. Sims.
00:45:35Must have been your imagination.
00:45:36The punishment is necessary, Pamela.
00:45:47It is good.
00:45:50I heard something, my God.
00:46:01I heard something, my God.
00:46:01There's nobody in here.
00:46:26All right.
00:46:56All right.
00:47:26Mr. Sims!
00:47:34Oh, Mr. Sims!
00:47:41Mr. Sims!
00:47:43Mr. Sims!
00:47:52Come out here and see this!
00:47:54It's lovely!
00:47:55Mr. Sims!
00:48:00Mr. Sims!
00:48:01Mr. Sims, are you hiding in there?
00:48:14Mr. Sims!
00:48:27Mr. Sims!
00:48:31Mr. Sims!
00:48:41Mr. Sims!
00:48:43Mr. Sims!
00:48:44Hey!
00:49:01Walter!
00:49:03Thank God!
00:49:44It was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
00:50:14It was the night before Christmas.
00:50:44It was the night before Christmas.
00:51:14It was the night before Christmas.
00:51:44Hello?
00:51:46Anybody there?
00:51:50Hello?
00:51:52Really?
00:51:54Are you in here?
00:51:55The night before Christmas.
00:51:56The night before Christmas.
00:52:00The night before Christmas.
00:52:01The night before Christmas.
00:52:02When saints and angels sing among us, holly hung just right, and faces bright with Christmas fever.
00:52:10Happy eve of happy day, candles burning, tables full, drawers of spilling, wrapping paper, closets stuffed with down and wool hands.
00:52:23Now there's time to make your vow to help your friends and love your neighbors, joyful neighbors, when the Christmas fever lends us tears.
00:52:34I can't concentrate with that racket.
00:52:39Hold on.
00:52:41Hold on.
00:52:42Hold on.
00:52:51I've got to go.
00:52:53I've got to go.
00:53:03Denise?
00:53:05Denise?
00:53:07I want to stay up and see Santa Claus.
00:53:09Cindy,
00:53:11go back to bed right
00:53:13this minute.
00:53:15But I can't sleep.
00:53:17She's going down.
00:53:19Cindy, don't come down here.
00:53:21We're doing our homework.
00:53:25Cindy, if
00:53:27you don't go back to bed,
00:53:29Santa won't come.
00:53:31He's not the only one.
00:53:33He won't?
00:53:35No.
00:53:37You're being bad, Cindy. Now go back to bed.
00:53:41Well, okay.
00:53:47Back to our studies.
00:53:49Two ball in a corner pocket.
00:53:55Two ball in a corner pocket.
00:53:57Mmm.
00:54:03Merry Christmas, baby.
00:54:07This isn't what I planned.
00:54:11I was gonna buy you a diamond ring.
00:54:15Take you out.
00:54:17Jump and jump.
00:54:19I can't give you anything I would do.
00:54:23Oh, shit.
00:54:25Why?
00:54:27Sorry, Tommy. I gotta go upstairs for a minute.
00:54:29Oh, what for?
00:54:31The cat wants to come and saw it.
00:54:33How do you know?
00:54:35I heard a collar jingling at the door.
00:54:37I heard a collar jingling at the door.
00:54:39And I'ma tryin' to be jolly good golly.
00:54:41I got the food.
00:54:43I got the food.
00:54:45I got the food.
00:54:47I got the food.
00:54:49I got the Christmas food.
00:54:53Baby, I got the food.
00:54:55I got the food.
00:54:57I'ma kill her.
00:54:59I'ma kill her.
00:55:05Hoodie?
00:55:07You out there?
00:55:09Hoodie?
00:55:10Kitty, kitty, kitty?
00:55:11Kitty?
00:55:13Where'd she go?
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:19You're on your own until morning.
00:55:21Merry Christmas.
00:55:23There you are, you fat kiddie.
00:55:25Punish!
00:55:45Look at the dog!
00:55:49Punish!
00:56:17Punish!
00:56:18It's fun!
00:56:20Punish!
00:56:46What are you doing?
00:57:16What are you doing?
00:57:24Holy shit.
00:57:31Denise?
00:57:34Where are you?
00:57:41Denise?
00:57:43Are you okay?
00:57:46If this is some kind of joke, I'm gonna kill her.
00:58:16Operator. Operator, I need the police.
00:58:35No longer.
00:58:36Maybe we're in the police.
00:58:38No longer.
00:58:40No longer.
00:58:41Actors.
00:58:43You got to kill me all the people.
00:58:44Punished.
00:58:45Be it strong.
00:58:48Bat.
00:58:49Get me serious.
00:58:54I'm just kidding.
00:58:57I'm sorry.
00:59:08Punish!
00:59:10No!
00:59:27Santa Claus!
00:59:48I see you come. Did you bring me your present?
00:59:51Have... Have you been good? Or have you been naughty?
01:00:03Good.
01:00:07You haven't done anything naughty.
01:00:10No, Santa Claus.
01:00:15Are you sure?
01:00:21So, that's a good one.
01:00:23Oh, Jesus.
01:00:24I'm sorry.
01:00:27I'm sorry.
01:00:28I'm sorry.
01:00:29I'm sorry.
01:00:31I'm sorry.
01:00:32I'm sorry.
01:00:33How have you been lucky?
01:00:35I have a guess ahead of that.
01:00:37I have a guess.
01:00:39I have a guess ahead of you.
01:00:43Denise?
01:01:13Denise?
01:01:30Can you believe this?
01:01:32It's Christmas Eve, and we got orders to bring in Santa Claus.
01:01:37Hey, Miller, what do you think the captain would do if we brought in the real one?
01:01:41He was never satisfied.
01:01:43He'd send us back out to pick up the Easter Bunny girl.
01:01:46Peter Pan, maybe.
01:01:52Hey, look.
01:02:07What are you doing? What do you think you're doing?
01:02:11Hold on. Stop right there.
01:02:19Daddy.
01:02:24Daddy?
01:02:41No.
01:03:06Look at this hill. Virgin, man.
01:03:22It's the only kind you'll ever get.
01:03:25I'm going down first.
01:03:33Go on.
01:03:35What's the matter?
01:03:36Are you afraid?
01:03:37Shut up a second.
01:03:41Are you having a religious experience?
01:03:43Or did you pee your pants?
01:03:47Somebody else is out there.
01:03:57Who'd be out here this time of the night on Christmas Eve?
01:04:00Go on.
01:04:01Be quiet for a minute.
01:04:04I feel like somebody's watching me.
01:04:07Like who?
01:04:08Santa's little elves?
01:04:10Well, maybe it was just my imagination.
01:04:12Yeah, it would be if you had one.
01:04:14Now ride your stupid sled.
01:04:16My sled ain't stupid.
01:04:17I'll show you.
01:04:18Watch.
01:04:18Well, why don't you guys just get the fuck out of the way.
01:04:29Glad to, little man.
01:04:39But, uh, we're going to go sledding.
01:04:42Oh, that's the plan.
01:04:43Oh, you guys are going to take our sleds.
01:04:48Oh, you guys are great.
01:04:51You know, I want to grow up to be just like you.
01:04:55Ugly and very stupid.
01:04:57You want to take that back?
01:05:09Fuck face.
01:05:10Fuck death.
01:05:11I said take it back.
01:05:14All right.
01:05:15All right.
01:05:15I'm sorry.
01:05:19Now get out of here.
01:05:22Two more, four.
01:05:23Get out of here.
01:05:26Yeah.
01:05:28All right.
01:05:28All right.
01:05:29Let's go.
01:05:29Hey, what if I hit a tree?
01:05:44Just go.
01:05:54Yeah, whoo!
01:05:56Yeah, whoo!
01:05:58Yeah, whoo!
01:05:59Yeah, whoo!
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:13We're right here, man.
01:06:16That's beautiful.
01:06:17All right.
01:06:20Now watch this.
01:06:25Wahoo!
01:06:26Wahoo!
01:06:30Wahoo!
01:06:31Wahoo!
01:06:31Wahoo!
01:06:36Ah, you...
01:06:36Oh, God!
01:06:52Oh, my God!
01:06:57Oh, God!
01:06:59Oh, God!
01:07:06Oh, God!
01:07:08Oh, God!
01:07:10O-O-O!
01:07:36Captain Richards, I'm sorry. I must have fallen asleep.
01:07:59Any news?
01:08:01All bad, sister.
01:08:06Three more murders.
01:08:23I'm eluding my men all night.
01:08:27Kid may be nuts, but he's not stupid.
01:08:33No, he's not stupid.
01:08:34In fact, everything he's been doing has a kind of logic to it, once you understand what
01:08:41he's gone through.
01:08:44If that's true, there ought to be a way we can predict his next move.
01:08:55Oh, my lord.
01:08:56I want those papers folded and stacked, not tossed about, and I want each one of you
01:09:18to write a nice thank you to Santa for his visit later.
01:09:24Are you listening?
01:09:29You better say goodbye now.
01:09:30Mother Superior wants us to write a note to Santa Claus.
01:09:32Is that the only line out there, sister?
01:09:53I'm afraid so.
01:09:55It's too busy.
01:09:55I can't imagine who'd be on the phone so long.
01:10:00I can't wait any longer.
01:10:03I'm going down to the dispatcher, and you and I are going out to the orphanage together.
01:10:09Sister?
01:10:09Sister?
01:10:09I need every available car to go out to the orphanage.
01:10:23You're on the double.
01:10:25Santa Claus killer may be headed that way now.
01:10:27Responding officers are ordered to shoot to kill if necessary.
01:10:43If any two-bit weather's starting to feel cold, come back inside.
01:10:47Come on, son.
01:11:17I don't know what you want.
01:11:24So, Mr. Barnes, I'm approaching the orphanage now.
01:11:28Everything looks okay.
01:11:30There's a bunch of kids playing in the yard.
01:11:33Holy shit.
01:11:41Hey, hold it.
01:11:43Hold it.
01:11:44Get out of there. Get away from it.
01:11:47Oh, my God.
01:12:02Children, inside.
01:12:04Hurry.
01:12:06Ricky, come away from there.
01:12:17The man dressed as Santa Claus was shot and killed at St. Mary's home. Ambulance is on the way.
01:12:31I'm sorry, sister.
01:12:37But at least it's all over.
01:12:42Uh, Captain, we got a problem here.
01:12:44The description of the dead man, it's all wrong.
01:12:48What?
01:12:48What do you mean all wrong?
01:12:50Ambulance says the guy's about 50, under six feet tall.
01:12:53Oh, my God.
01:12:56It's Father O'Brien.
01:12:58He was our Santa this year.
01:13:00The kid we're looking for is 18.
01:13:03Barnes wanted the guy to stop, Captain.
01:13:05He didn't respond.
01:13:06Of course not.
01:13:07He's deaf.
01:13:08He couldn't hear it.
01:13:10You tell Barnes to stay at the orphanage.
01:13:13The killer may still be on his way there.
01:13:1510-4.
01:13:16Oh, my God, to help him.
01:13:19We've just got to.
01:13:20I don't understand how you could have mistaken Father O'Brien for the murder in the first place.
01:13:48He was dressed as a Santa Claus.
01:13:50Captain Richards can explain everything when he gets here, man.
01:13:58I'm sorry for what happened, but there is a killer on the way here.
01:14:05Oh, the children.
01:14:07No harm must come to the children.
01:14:08Do you understand?
01:14:10That's why I'm here, sister.
01:14:12I am Mother Superior, and so far all you have done is harm.
01:14:16I'm sorry.
01:14:22I'm going to check out the grounds.
01:14:24In the meantime, you make sure everyone stays locked up inside.
01:14:26Don't let anybody come in unless you know exactly who it is.
01:14:29No one is going to get in that doesn't belong here.
01:14:33No one is going to get in that doesn't belong here.
01:14:33No one is going to kill you.
01:14:43No.
01:14:43No one is going to kill you.
01:14:44No one is going to kill you.
01:14:47Poor things are scared to death.
01:15:08Oh, yes.
01:15:11They need something to keep their mind on it.
01:15:15Richard!
01:15:17Yes, Mother Superior.
01:15:19Will you please get my pinch bite?
01:15:23Such a good boy.
01:15:24Not at all like his older brother, will you?
01:15:28Children, listen to me.
01:15:30I know that you're very upset, and I understand.
01:15:33But I want you to stop that moping.
01:15:36We're going to sing.
01:15:39Oh.
01:15:42Ready, sister?
01:15:44Take the hole.
01:15:45And a one, and a two, and a three.
01:15:49Take the hundred boughs of holly.
01:15:54La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:15:57boil the water.
01:16:10La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.
01:16:13Close the angel in part of theģ³.
01:16:17Fa-la-la da la la la la la la la la la la la baby
01:16:25Fa-la-la-la da la la la la tis Domitꦂåæµ
01:16:30Le Jolly Fa-la-la-la La La La La.
01:16:36Shoulders Band
01:16:42Challenges
01:16:46Oh, my God.
01:17:16Oh, my God.
01:17:46Oh, my God.
01:18:16Oh, my God.
01:18:46Oh, my God.
01:19:16Oh, my God.
01:19:46Oh, my God.
01:19:48Oh, my God.
01:19:50Oh, my God.
01:19:53Chrissy, stay away.
01:19:55Stay away from me.
01:19:56But Mother Superior, it's Santa Claus.
01:19:59Chrissy, stay away from him.
01:20:05Hello, Santa.
01:20:07There's no Santa Claus.
01:20:19There is no Santa Claus.
01:20:27There is no Santa Claus.
01:20:34There is no Santa Claus.
01:20:35There is no Santa Claus.
01:20:35there is no santa claus
01:20:45got him
01:21:15You're safe now, Santa Claus.
01:21:45Claus is gone.
01:22:15You're safe now, Santa Claus.
01:22:30Naughty.
01:22:30Santa's watching, Santa's creeping.
01:22:56Now you're nodding, now you're sleeping.
01:23:01Were you good for mom and dad?
01:23:05Santa knows if you've been bad.
01:23:09There might be a treat for you in Santa's bag of toys.
01:23:15But Christmas won't be fun and games for naughty girls and boys.
01:23:25Santa's watching, Santa's waiting.
01:23:29Everybody's celebrating.
01:23:32Did you do your best this year?
01:23:38Today, now, cause Santa's here.
01:23:45Santa's watching, Santa's creeping.
01:24:00Now you're nodding, now you're sleeping.
01:24:03Were you good for mom and dad?
01:24:08Santa knows if you've been bad.
01:24:12There might be a treat for you in Santa's bag of toys.
01:24:18But Christmas won't be fun and games for naughty girls and boys.
01:24:28Santa's watching, Santa's waiting.
01:24:32Everybody's celebrating.
01:24:36Did you do your best this year?
01:24:40Jueleena!
01:24:44Cause Santa's here!