00:30Are you sure you don't have the wrong address?
00:49I've got you dead to rights. Move if you like your head on the ground next to you.
00:55For God's sake. Find your manners, Captain.
00:58Lara?
01:00Lara Flippin' Croft!
01:05It is you!
01:08You old so-and-so.
01:10You don't call, you don't write.
01:12Meanwhile, can't get Jonah to stop writing.
01:15Jeez, Blake's a poet.
01:17What's it been? Five years since Oahu?
01:21Are you taller?
01:23Leo, it's good to see your smile.
01:26I see you're missing yours. What brings you to the absolute navel of the Earth?
01:32Jonah, actually. He's in trouble.
01:34What kind?
01:36The kind I can't talk about, I'm afraid. But...
01:38I need a lift to Passagody. Can you help?
01:45Is that a yes?
01:46There's no time for no.
01:48But Passagody is restricted airspace.
01:50Leo, you could get into serious trouble. Or worse.
01:53Jonah's in trouble or he isn't?
01:55He is.
01:59Then restrictions can suck my athlete's foot.
02:02Gross, but admirable.
02:03Thank you, Leo.
02:10I owe you.
02:12Ah.
02:13I'll scratch on off the table. I still owe Jonah.
02:16Any sign of Devereux?
02:18Mm.
02:19Still no.
02:20But if he found the Goldstone already, he'd want an exit route.
02:23There are old railroad tracks that run nearby.
02:29Where's the nearest train station?
02:30So, Mr. Loud, Schwartz, and Jonah were in the army together.
02:41I don't know the whole story, but Jonah saved his life.
02:45Dude's weird.
02:47But I did.
02:47I don't know.
02:47Jonah used to sing it all the time.
03:04He used to drive me crazy.
03:06I duct taped his mouth once.
03:08I could still hear him.
03:10He's got bass.
03:11Leo, the last time I saw Jonah, I said some rather unkind things.
03:21He knows you didn't mean it.
03:22Trust me.
03:23Jonah always knows.
03:25He does.
03:27It's rather annoying, isn't it?
03:30When you find him, you'll set him straight.
03:33We still haven't dropped to a lower altitude.
03:49That's to the right, Leo.
03:53Now that's a woman after my heart.
03:57And now we're diving again.
04:00Therapy is also a good option, you know.
04:04Why did you tell him about Jonah?
04:06How do you tell someone that old war buddy is possessed by a magical stone controlled by a supervillain?
04:12Point taken.
04:13He's safe and not known.
04:14He'd only get himself killed.
04:16And what are we doing?
04:18Hopefully the opposite of that.
04:19He's safe and not known.
04:49Oh, not very graceful.
05:14He combined the gold stone.
05:19Zip?
05:45Zip, do you read me?
05:48Radio Leo.
05:57Tell him these people need help.
06:02Laura?
06:04Jonah!
06:06Laura!
06:11Jonah!
06:12Jonah!
06:12Jonah!
06:18Oh, my God!
06:43Oh, my God!
06:45All aboard.
07:15All aboard.
07:45All aboard.
08:15All aboard.
08:45All aboard.
08:47Let them go.
08:48This isn't what you want.
08:50And how do you know what I want?
08:54Because you're right.
08:56It's the same thing I wanted.
08:59To burn everything to the ground.
09:01And I did.
09:03And when Trinity was gone, the house was still empty.
09:08And I still didn't have my father.
09:12All I had was blood on my hands.
09:15You're weaker than I thought you'd be.
09:22The Light killed my father because he said no.
09:26Once they take power, imagine what they'll do to whole nations who dare to disagree.
09:33Let them go.
09:35These people, they don't matter.
09:36All that matters is stopping the Light.
09:38Lord, you do sound like me.
09:41If you think you can control an artifact that powerful, you're delusional.
09:47And we're not kindred spirits after all.
09:50I've never been bothered by blood.
09:54No.
09:55Jonah.
09:56Look at me.
09:57I am.
09:58And all I see is a petulant child.
10:01You think I like babysitting you?
10:02You're a grown-ass woman.
10:03We've all felt grief.
10:04Get over it.
10:05It's what all of us do, Laura.
10:07Jonah.
10:08Please.
10:09You only think the people you've lost matter.
10:28We matter too.
10:39Ah!
10:40Ah!
10:41Ugh!
10:42Ah!
10:43Ah!
10:44Ah!
10:53Ah!
10:54Ah!
10:56Ah!
10:57Ah!
10:58Ah!
10:59Ah!
11:00Ah!
11:01Ah!
11:02Ah!
11:04Ah!
11:05Ah!
11:06Breakfast on the show.
11:07Excellent.
11:08Mr.Lon Shajan
11:31God, what do I do?
11:33God, why God?
11:38Do you trust me?
12:06Of course.
12:08Stop looking at me.
12:36I hate the desert.
12:42I take you back.
12:52I don't trust you.
12:56Hmm.
12:58Can I just say you do matter to me, Jonah?
13:12And I'm so sorry if I've ever made you feel otherwise.
13:16And what you said was true.
13:27What did I say?
13:29You don't remember anything?
13:31The last thing I remember is coughing up river water in the jungle.
13:37Then I was on a train.
13:38Let's walk and talk.
13:48There's a lot to fill in.
13:50What about the stones?
13:52You don't want to go after him?
13:53I got what I came for.
13:56Let's help these people first.
13:58Then we'll figure out our next move.
14:00Besides, I don't know about you, but I could use a drink.
14:04Would you like some water?
14:19I love you too, Pickle.
14:22All right, I'll tell her.
14:24Bye.
14:25Abby wants us to finish the mission.
14:28Said there's no point in planning a wedding if the world's going to end.
14:31She's always been practical.
14:35Okay, got it, Elsie.
14:37Great.
14:37Switching to video.
14:40You two look like...
14:42She pushed me off a train.
14:44That, uh, should be more surprising.
14:47I'm sorry, are you...
14:49Are you in my father's study?
14:51I'm not sure.
14:52I honestly have no idea where I am or how to get out.
14:56What happened to your flat?
14:58Well, funny story.
14:59The ground ate it.
15:01Yeah, yeah, there's a huge sinkhole in South London.
15:04Which brings me to, um...
15:07After some help from my lovely, chic friend at Interpol,
15:10I managed to compile a rather disturbing picture of our supervillain friend.
15:15Seems he was leaving the beaver as a kid.
15:18Best in his class, volunteer work up to Wazoo until about 13 years old.
15:24That's when Scotland Yard first noticed him.
15:26Mostly petty death.
15:27As soon as he was old enough, he joined the French Foreign Legion.
15:31Most brutal training in the world.
15:33Recruits have died there.
15:35He then led a pretty lucrative life as a merc for hire until...
15:39Falling off the map two years ago.
15:41Not even a parking ticket.
15:42Until he showed up at Croftman.
15:44So a flunky, legionnaire mercenary now has three of the four peril stones that can destabilize the balance of chaos and order that keep our world together.
15:54Lovely.
15:55Three of four.
15:57It's all sort of fuzzy.
16:01Anything could help, Jonah?
16:03Greed.
16:04The fourth stone.
16:06You do remember?
16:08He says something like...
16:09I think...
16:10I think...
16:11Does Zulu mean anything?
16:14Zulu?
16:15In Southern Africa?
16:17Southern Africa is not exactly a lead, Lara.
16:20Does your big library of a brain have any idea where the Greed Stone could be?
16:24There's one place I know where to look.
16:28A library.
16:30The greatest in the world.
16:31The bee work of the Zulu people is exquisite.
16:39And are known as Ezekiel.
16:42Medallions of War.
16:48So why haven't you moved back here?
16:51You realize it's a mansion, right?
16:53You could build a water slide from the top floor all the way to the pool and nobody could tell you no.
16:59Where you're standing?
17:00That's where my mother taught me French.
17:04Over there, my father and I argued about whether it was safe to dig on the Carpathian Mountains during a thunderstorm.
17:11This place is full of too many memories.
17:13There's no room for me.
17:17If you'd been a water slide, we'd make new memories.
17:20I promise you.
17:29That bad, huh?
17:30Well, Abby disinvited Lara from the wedding.
17:34More cake for me.
17:35And you for aiding and abetting.
17:38Your woman is out of control.
17:40Then, the pipes burst at the cafe after a tremor, and she understands now why we have good Africa.
17:46Tremor?
17:46Well, Lara has no ideas, and the only thing Lord Richard Croft took pleasure in was discoursing the beadwork of the Zulu people and enumerating their many great battles.
17:56Battle?
17:57The Battle of Zulu?
17:59What did you say?
18:03Battle of...
18:03Zulu?
18:04Zulu?
18:05Zulu?
18:06Zulu?
18:06Is that what you heard Devereux say?
18:08Battle of Zulu?
18:09Yeah, maybe
18:11She has it looking at
18:15You coming?
18:39I'm sorry, what is happening?
18:44This is the story of the Battle of Choulu that founded China
18:47My father used to read it to me when I was a child
18:49We had very different childhoods
18:53A war between three brothers forced the creation of China
18:58Each wanted to be emperor, so the three brothers met at the Battle of Choulu
19:03It said one of the brothers possessed a black stone that made him exceptionally powerful
19:08He could only be defeated when the two brothers joined forces and decapitated him
19:15So Devereux is going to the site of this crazy ancient battle where this guy's black stone is buried?
19:22Yes
19:22Well, that's not weird at all
19:38Abby
19:39Go outside, now
19:42Definitely not cupcakes and unicorn rides
19:57It's happening all over the world
20:00Paris, Egypt, Istanbul
20:03The world is no longer in balance
20:06We have to get those stones back
20:09We?
20:14Here, these should contain the energy of the peril stone
20:17Not sure for how long
20:19Mythical objects aren't exactly a precise science
20:22Thank you
20:23Your flight leaves in two hours
20:25I guess this is where we install the water slide
20:39Where did the plane land?
20:51The Azores
20:53The Azores, just like the others
20:54What the hell are they up to?
20:58Zip, tell Lara that the leaders of the Light are gathering
